Especially the guys who toss three frying pans at you from across the field, of course all three hitting you, and killing you, only to then survive said 6v1 with little effort
To be honest, I use maul with Pavise shield on the back, just so I can tell the archers to stick it up their arse by turning around and crouching backwards towards them.. It saves your ass lots of times, even if it just catches the random arrow... Mostly from teammates shooting into melee.^^
@Joost Schenk That is included in the "Are you a piece of shit?" portion. Most rapierknobs use shields along with them, and even without them you're just as much of a pile of cowshit, except maybe with a 5% subtraction.
More like: Do you want to punch people inefficiently and right after compose the song they will sing about 100 years later while your enemies tears and warm blood still sticking to your murder device?
@@fanch22480 how is that even possibly annoying? The zwhei is so slow if you cant chamber, riposte or parry thats ur fault. The swings with yhe zwhie are so telegraphed its not even funny.
nonameguy96 when you fihgt one to one yes but when every people get 2 handers weapon and especialy zwei with is range and start right clik spam and prey to kill more ennemy than friend its terrible
@@undrscor6741 You joke about that but that's literally what real ninja did. They'd take a bunch of people of similar height and build and dress the same to confuse the enemy. That's what Shadow Clone Jutsu (and fictional ninja duplication in general) is based on.
For shield + one handed sword, you need to chamber their attack and to morph your chamber into a kick. You get a free stab with most weapon and wreck their stamina. Do this 2 times while keeping the stamina advantage, make them lose their shield, cotinue with their weapon, parry their first fist attack and obliterate them with a unstopable swing they can't dodge or parry 10/10 sometimes always work
I watched this video where he said to cut downwards, jump and move mouse down to hit their head from behind. or stab and then drag it into them, he said it will hit them from behind
I didnt realize toolkit was so underutilized. I've found it works best when you know your team is going to work with you a little. Smoke and spike wall can go a long way in capping an objective. A turret with fire arrows is always really nice for taking a point that's been fortified, or sniping enemy siege.
For shields, you can actually still stab around the shield while its up. They also have terrible visibility, so if they are turtling they cant see if you kick. Additionally, shields eat up a lot of stamina, so just keep attacking and kicking without letting them retreat and they’ll run out of stamina and drop the shield
Protips. 1. rebind stab. There are a lot of good binds that are better than on the scroll wheel. 2. Kick shield users. It works wonders.(unless they are paying attention and block your kick with a kick.) cheers.
Bro this video was so true, not to mention funny, I looked down expecting a couple of thousand or even above 20 thousand subscribers at least but to see only 560 subs my mind was blown, you’ve got my sub man on both my accounts, really hope you get some attention you deserve it
With the shield guys, the only have so much stamina. If you continuously attack them, they will eventually run out, thus you hitting their shield out of their hands.
This only works if there are no other enemies around. If you need a fast kill you either need to trick them with Feints and Chambers or go for the kick.
Dude this content is the the funniest thing i have seen on TH-cam in a long time. Im gonna be sharing this video as much as possible, you got me to buy mordhau and i would love to loose some games with you. If you got a twitch ill be there, your a funny guy and commentary would just be funny as fuck.
I really appreciate that. I do not have a twitch unfortunately but your comment means more to me than you know. I'm going to try and continue videos with this kind of style in the upcoming weeks. I'll try my best :)
@@ПетухРокер There's no agreement as to whether or not to class it as it's own thing or to count it as a greatsword. I personally am a proponent of differentiating between the two as Zweihänder tend to have a distinct guard and blade shape as well as served a very different function than greatswords i.e. the Zwei was used primarily or at least initially to help counter enemy pike formations. They are both weapons of the Renaissance, with the exception of the Gaelic Claymore, found in Scotland and Ireland before greatswords were used in the rest of Europe.
How to deal with shield users: Drag a stab to the outside of their shield and then back inside just before it lands, also helps to strafe around them to the side you want to do this to Spam stabs until they run out of stamina, especially with multiple teammates present Kick them. You know, the F button? Real magical stuff. You can also do an overhead drag, and jump and point your mouse down right before it lands. The arc of the blade will be entirely behind the shield if you do this.
To deal with shields: Get their stamina low from kicking them dodging their attacks out then proceed to bend them over with your Big PP battle axe and make them regret turning the PC on in the first place.
Press F to deal with shields, miss kick and get hit while also not being able to react because recovery time on one handed weapons with shield is stupid as fuck. Press F to deal with shields, hit kick and follow-up is blocked 90% of the time because of stupid recovery time on shields. Not much of a choice.
I have a crackhead build that I made which I equipped with a hand axe, 2 sets of throwing knives, no armor, and about as many perks as I could carry. It's the only build I've made that can single handedly win a 1 v 3 against fully armored players. Mordhau really is one of the games of all time
Agree on the shields, in exception to the targe and buckler, they don't hold to block, requiring more skill. They instead just reduce stamina drained when blocking.
toolkit is good for making chokepoints on maps, or lightly increasing the defence on cap points (until they throw a firebomb then game over). you can also fully stop horses in their track with 3 planks of wood barely nailed together, which makes absolutely no sense. just make a ballista then fortify and you'll be good for a while. shielders: kick. kick so much. occasionally switch to swings so the moron leaves himself open. trying to win a stamina fight against a shield is useless.
Bro, I see this is a new channel, you will go far on TH-cam. Of this I am certain. I will hit the sub button just to see how long it takes for you to blow up. Good humor and informative. Loved this.
7:31 You caught me. My first idea for a build was big shield + rapier + bloodlust. Cheap quick pokes. Can take slammings from 3 people. And you just take 1 person out and get all your health back. The amount of people shit talking me at the end of games is amazing. Lol. It's absolutely meta, besides the zweihander of course.
@@BobetoSlim they need to increase the range and accuracy of the kick while not reducing the speed when morphing or feinting attacks into the kick. The only issue I see with buffing the kick is that it does 20 stamina damage so getting kick spammed could well become the norm so maybe nerfing that damage to 15 or less could be a viable option.
This is true, but the range of the kick is shorter than everything in the game. I've tried morphs and feints into kicks, but since I have to stand still for the kick animation and even swings people back up from I cannot hit anyone with it. Same with people who sidestep it.
most effective way to kill shields is to run up and kick the shield. kicking an opponent stuns them and allows a free hit but you have to chain the hit mid kick so it lands before they can block it. Its pretty shitty since the kick has a lower range than it should and is also slowed down when morphed or feinted from a stab or strike so its hard to run up to them feint-spamming then going for the kick. Furthermore if you're in heavy armour it will be even harder since you're slow as fuck and will find it very hard to kick them even if you're in their face when you actually start your kick. Note: when kicking or attacking in general make it a habit to sprint forward while performing the attack, this will prevent you missing if they are too far, footwork is key in mordhau.
Toolkit can be fun if you're agressive with it. Placing the spike ramps right in front of the enemy's ramp or to barricade your camp can help out your team a lot and get you some random kills while helping keep your archers alive.
You forgot about the other one: Do you want your enemy to have a fucking brain aneurysm and die at their keyboard before you even kill them? Yes: Carving knife. Super yes: frying pan AND carving knife
what about the guy with no armor and a frying pan who survives a 6v1
i still cant comprehend the sheer raw power of the frying pan
Especially the guys who toss three frying pans at you from across the field, of course all three hitting you, and killing you, only to then survive said 6v1 with little effort
As a Chad Peasant player with 3 frying pans, all I can say is RUN.
That my friend is a Mordhau legend the tale of the PANMAN . Xd
@@egg_runner8379 RAW
You forgot to mention the guys who equip the biggest shield in the game on their back and a kite shield in mainhand with a sword. Literally a turtle.
I actually haven't seen that personally myself but it honestly sounds pretty funny LOL
Shields on the back don't actually provide protection against melee. They do against arrow fire, though.
I've definitely seen lot of people with pavise and kite shields and rapiers aka the teenage wimpy stabby turtles
To be honest, I use maul with Pavise shield on the back, just so I can tell the archers to stick it up their arse by turning around and crouching backwards towards them.. It saves your ass lots of times, even if it just catches the random arrow... Mostly from teammates shooting into melee.^^
Wait you can do that in this game aswell? Jesus christ person would think someone has learned.
Where is the frying pan tho
Longtimer49 Its hidden best weapon
@Slyst3r I deleted the cancer dw
“Are you a god?”
Pan op
One handed weapon
Watched a naked with messer and Buckler, bloodlust and dodge kill 6 guys in a 1v6. He looked at me and I backed away while spamming "No".
Arcus The Titan was that me I made that guy
@@thatbrittishgentleman340ye3 It probably was. If it had been you, thanks for not coming after me too.
Me with 3 slots of javelins
very nice guide 10/10 would teamkill accidentally again
Yo 79 likes so far. Am i I TH-cam famous now?
What the hell?
I'm a lute main, feel offended that it is nowhere on the flowchart!
The pan clan know how you feel
I'm a mordhau-grip lute main.
@Joost Schenk That is included in the "Are you a piece of shit?" portion. Most rapierknobs use shields along with them, and even without them you're just as much of a pile of cowshit, except maybe with a 5% subtraction.
It's a seperate and secret option: "do you like being a court jester and/or bard?"
More like: Do you want to punch people inefficiently and right after compose the song they will sing about 100 years later while your enemies tears and warm blood still sticking to your murder device?
Evening Star: Best description of this weapon anyone could ever give
Lobby : 40 ms
Ingame : 100 ms
Since I want to win, Spears are for me.
Wellshem Yep, like wtf is wrong with pong in this game.
Pings a fucking mess. Honestly, just goto the server select and play a 48 player match. It made a sizeable difference for me.,
Single advantage of living in russia - 100 ping is considered not laggy at all. Lags start at 300+
@@SlayPrincess_ImpregnateDragon From Turkey and can agree, 100 ping in Europe servers is usual , 250+ is where it gets bad.
In australia as long as your below 250ms you dont feel the lag
Rapier and shield
Epitome of cancer
youre about to finish an animation with your swing and the rapier literally starts a new swing and hits first lmao
Buckler + Rapier epitome of historically accurate Renaissance fencing.
still better than zwehander wind mill for me^^
@@fanch22480 how is that even possibly annoying? The zwhei is so slow if you cant chamber, riposte or parry thats ur fault. The swings with yhe zwhie are so telegraphed its not even funny.
nonameguy96 when you fihgt one to one yes but when every people get 2 handers weapon and especialy zwei with is range and start right clik spam and prey to kill more ennemy than friend its terrible
You forgot to ask the question "are you a man?" which leads to maul or the rest of the flow chart
More like, "are you below 75 IQ?"
Maul best weapon
Cronch
Shortest two hand weapon in the game, git fucking gud
Longsword because you can end them rightly.
The perfect sentence doesn't exis~
@@FunkMunker why are you so salty
@@SammonPuolustaja ?
@@FunkMunker toxic gamer. Why can't you just enjoy the game?
@@SammonPuolustaja What did I do lmao. I did enjoy the game did you not watch the video lol
I really thought you were a dozen thousands subscribers youtuber due to the quality of the video nice work man
That actually means so much to me haha thank you man.
Yoooooo, same. You got yourself another sub FunkMunker :P
Eveningstar main here, can confirm the accuracy of this guide.
Maul main here, can confirm
i equip 2 throwing knife and a smoke
Im naruto now
Ah. The weeb class
Have 5 other friends with the same exact character following you around.
@@undrscor6741 that's a fun idea
@@undrscor6741 You joke about that but that's literally what real ninja did. They'd take a bunch of people of similar height and build and dress the same to confuse the enemy. That's what Shadow Clone Jutsu (and fictional ninja duplication in general) is based on.
@@taintedmyth0s636 ok weeb
Great video, great humor, great speech and everything now let me just grab that shield and rapier alright
Ah a man of culture.
No
For shield + one handed sword, you need to chamber their attack and to morph your chamber into a kick. You get a free stab with most weapon and wreck their stamina. Do this 2 times while keeping the stamina advantage, make them lose their shield, cotinue with their weapon, parry their first fist attack and obliterate them with a unstopable swing they can't dodge or parry
10/10 sometimes always work
@@Labargoth you can even morph into throw lmao
All I got from that is I should right click more frantically
@@loowick4074 the game is braindead now, just do insta accels and year-long drag and you're good
I watched this video where he said to cut downwards, jump and move mouse down to hit their head from behind. or stab and then drag it into them, he said it will hit them from behind
I didnt realize toolkit was so underutilized. I've found it works best when you know your team is going to work with you a little. Smoke and spike wall can go a long way in capping an objective. A turret with fire arrows is always really nice for taking a point that's been fortified, or sniping enemy siege.
Do you want to win? No. Do you want to get teamkilled? Yes. Do you want to download these cool viruses? Absolutely. Lute.
You missed something
what if I want my wrist cuts diagonal?
Does that I get training sword or lute?
Or a messer to fulfill my weeb katana fantasies?
Yes
Then you're a filthy degenerate.
Lute, messer sidearm, funny hat, flamboyant color scheme.
Ok so I got fists and throwing knives...
Nah I'm kidding great video my dude. I think I might be a lute main
wow cool memes!
lute is if you really dont wanna get killed. then you can get killed by some asshead and cry in chat about killing luters.
@@guy3nder529 nah i mean as a weapon
@@lemackonkeyconk oh. Good luck then.
@@guy3nder529 thanks
*watches video thinking it’s a serious video to help new players*
That's literally my story of why I'm here. Don't own the game but wanted to learn some stuff for if I did.
Everyone: *picks up heater shields and spears and proceeds to quintuple team me*
Me (Choppy Axe bro): Guess I'll die
Pinnocolo
The Spartans in a nutshell
you're criminally underrated dude, subbed!
funny stuff man,well done.
Mordor? That's it, I demand Lord of the Rings-inspired maps.
Shield users are easy targets mate.
Stab morph into a kick, then chop his head off. Works everytime
My 2 hander ass About to slice through all 31 team mates to land a hit
3 SHORT SPEARS BABY
Them shits are deadly when thown
no. 2 crossbows
Mordor? That's it, I demand Lord of the Rings-inspired maps.
rock is best weapon. its like the throwing knives... but even weaker
Eveningstar: think of it as a two-handed mace. Now you get it
OP: "I've never seen anyone use on eveningstar before"
also OP: Is literally fighting someone with a eveningstar at 4:40
that eveningstar doesn't look very eveningstar
@@tylrer2145 well look better
It’s a halberd, my guy. Eveningstar is the two handed mace.
@@aer0340 Literally no one is using a halberd in this clip, what are you on about?
@@zhangbill1194 thats definately a halberd
Best combo is heater shield and rapier. Pisses me off so much. God tier stab speeds and constant blocking
Whenever I see those spammers, cancer gets cancer. They are everywhere.
shield Messer is even more stupid man, Messer have more range and damage.
@@nudzi I end in the top 3 score of my team in front line everytime I use Sheild messer
I use heater shield and short spear. Good range and most people can't time the parry
www.reddit.com/r/Mordhau/comments/bl4x2b/me_right_before_killing_a_shield_rapier_user/
I use Hitler cosplay with 2 crossbows and If someone gets near to me I use suicide key, I love this game
For shields, you can actually still stab around the shield while its up. They also have terrible visibility, so if they are turtling they cant see if you kick. Additionally, shields eat up a lot of stamina, so just keep attacking and kicking without letting them retreat and they’ll run out of stamina and drop the shield
Protips.
1. rebind stab. There are a lot of good binds that are better than on the scroll wheel.
2. Kick shield users. It works wonders.(unless they are paying attention and block your kick with a kick.)
cheers.
I have my stab on right click
Bro this video was so true, not to mention funny, I looked down expecting a couple of thousand or even above 20 thousand subscribers at least but to see only 560 subs my mind was blown, you’ve got my sub man on both my accounts, really hope you get some attention you deserve it
The Battle Axe voice shift part cracked me up good times!
I’ve watched this video about 50 times now and it’s not getting old
"Are you a piece of shit?"
Mauls. All mauls. Every single maul player. Abusers of the Feint and Drag.
Turd flinging master race
where would the rapier + dodge + no armor + 2 bear traps build sit?
I'm not going to lie it's one of the best videos I've seen in a while
ur sick,
biggest fan.
love,
DJ
"i never killed someone with sword and shield"
*kills man with sword and shield in a corner trough intense poking*
I mistook my blue teammates for red as they were covered in blood. Plus my graphics are set low.
i play on high but that still happens
press H to show teammate markers
Nice vid man. Funny, and genuinely informative.
You haven't seen true power until a naked god runs up to you and chops you down with the carving knife at Mach 10
Underrated channel.
ive never seen a truer video in my life
This is actual quality content you deseeve more attention, keep going man!
This is amazing and cannot be faulted.
Mace and Heater shield is my favorite combo and a bandage, crushing heads is so satisfying
With the shield guys, the only have so much stamina.
If you continuously attack them, they will eventually run out, thus you hitting their shield out of their hands.
This only works if there are no other enemies around. If you need a fast kill you either need to trick them with Feints and Chambers or go for the kick.
For the toolkit, you place the spikes and block off an area making a strong obstacle against the enemy
Dude this content is the the funniest thing i have seen on TH-cam in a long time. Im gonna be sharing this video as much as possible, you got me to buy mordhau and i would love to loose some games with you. If you got a twitch ill be there, your a funny guy and commentary would just be funny as fuck.
I really appreciate that. I do not have a twitch unfortunately but your comment means more to me than you know. I'm going to try and continue videos with this kind of style in the upcoming weeks. I'll try my best :)
This was unreasonably funny, didn’t expect it. People staring at me at work.
that balista shot tho 1:58 🥵
kick on the shield or hit the shield with an axe to get their shields down
"Are you a piece of shit?"
Finally! A gameplay guide for me!
I love how this is so helpful yet so offensive.
"ARE YOU A PIECE OF SHIT?" greatness.
Just started the game, made a scavenger build. 1) Beat up man with fists and heal completely 2) Pick up their weapons 3) Beat up more people 4) Repeat
Game: *gives greatsword*
Me: FOR THE HOLY LAND!!!!
The greatsword was a weapon of the Renaissance, i.e. it came into existence centuries after the ninth and last crusade.
shouldn't greatswords and zweihanders be the same thing?
@@ПетухРокер There's no agreement as to whether or not to class it as it's own thing or to count it as a greatsword. I personally am a proponent of differentiating between the two as Zweihänder tend to have a distinct guard and blade shape as well as served a very different function than greatswords i.e. the Zwei was used primarily or at least initially to help counter enemy pike formations. They are both weapons of the Renaissance, with the exception of the Gaelic Claymore, found in Scotland and Ireland before greatswords were used in the rest of Europe.
"Are you a piece of shit?" oh man now we're getting to the good stuff!
This is gold. Especially the part about accidental kills
How to deal with shield users:
Drag a stab to the outside of their shield and then back inside just before it lands, also helps to strafe around them to the side you want to do this to
Spam stabs until they run out of stamina, especially with multiple teammates present
Kick them. You know, the F button? Real magical stuff.
You can also do an overhead drag, and jump and point your mouse down right before it lands. The arc of the blade will be entirely behind the shield if you do this.
*''Are you ok with self-harm?''*
LOOOL XD THAT WAS AMAZING I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS FOR REAL XD
To deal with shields: Get their stamina low from kicking them dodging their attacks out then proceed to bend them over with your Big PP battle axe and make them regret turning the PC on in the first place.
Press F to deal with shields.
Do 10 damage and they can do the same to you.
Press F to deal with shields, miss kick and get hit while also not being able to react because recovery time on one handed weapons with shield is stupid as fuck. Press F to deal with shields, hit kick and follow-up is blocked 90% of the time because of stupid recovery time on shields. Not much of a choice.
Great video, I'm sure you will gain many subscribers if you keep up this style of content.
i think this my fav video ever
This is the guide i didn’t know i needed
100% agree on everything. Very nice comedic delivery too.
I have a crackhead build that I made which I equipped with a hand axe, 2 sets of throwing knives, no armor, and about as many perks as I could carry. It's the only build I've made that can single handedly win a 1 v 3 against fully armored players. Mordhau really is one of the games of all time
Agree on the shields, in exception to the targe and buckler, they don't hold to block, requiring more skill. They instead just reduce stamina drained when blocking.
This made me very happy during toilet time. Had me in stitches 😅
why does this makes so much senses
I feel this video on a spiritual level. Good stuff
toolkit is good for making chokepoints on maps, or lightly increasing the defence on cap points (until they throw a firebomb then game over). you can also fully stop horses in their track with 3 planks of wood barely nailed together, which makes absolutely no sense. just make a ballista then fortify and you'll be good for a while.
shielders: kick. kick so much. occasionally switch to swings so the moron leaves himself open. trying to win a stamina fight against a shield is useless.
When a naked man tries to hit you with a maul so you just outrange him with an alt mode Halberd and woop his ass
They seriously need to have a complete weapon balance overhaul, there is absolutely no downsides to using the two-handed swords whatsoever.
i clicked on this expecting to get a lough and wasnt disappointed
0:35 I thought this was going to be a serious video I spat out my coffee lmao.
ngl i expected atleast 100k subs, actually a great vid, please upload more
I... didn't know what I expected. And I don't know yet if this was actualy helpful. Thumbs up
Remember kids, horizontal for attention, vertical for results
Bro, I see this is a new channel, you will go far on TH-cam. Of this I am certain. I will hit the sub button just to see how long it takes for you to blow up. Good humor and informative. Loved this.
7:31 You caught me. My first idea for a build was big shield + rapier + bloodlust. Cheap quick pokes. Can take slammings from 3 people. And you just take 1 person out and get all your health back.
The amount of people shit talking me at the end of games is amazing. Lol. It's absolutely meta, besides the zweihander of course.
thanks bro i just got the game and this was SOOO helpful dude, thanks
Actually fun video, keep it up!
the shield part is the funniest because it is entirely true.
When you kick people with shields, it staggers them..
ParadoxZ I’ve seen shield users just back up when they see the kick animation shields are stupid
@@sableakoma1539 Yeah, they are stupid. But time your kicks right after you have chambered on them, at least that works for me almost everytime.
They are going to buff the kick pretty sure
@@BobetoSlim they need to increase the range and accuracy of the kick while not reducing the speed when morphing or feinting attacks into the kick. The only issue I see with buffing the kick is that it does 20 stamina damage so getting kick spammed could well become the norm so maybe nerfing that damage to 15 or less could be a viable option.
This is true, but the range of the kick is shorter than everything in the game. I've tried morphs and feints into kicks, but since I have to stand still for the kick animation and even swings people back up from I cannot hit anyone with it. Same with people who sidestep it.
Sword & Board must be my calling.
most effective way to kill shields is to run up and kick the shield. kicking an opponent stuns them and allows a free hit but you have to chain the hit mid kick so it lands before they can block it. Its pretty shitty since the kick has a lower range than it should and is also slowed down when morphed or feinted from a stab or strike so its hard to run up to them feint-spamming then going for the kick. Furthermore if you're in heavy armour it will be even harder since you're slow as fuck and will find it very hard to kick them even if you're in their face when you actually start your kick.
Note: when kicking or attacking in general make it a habit to sprint forward while performing the attack, this will prevent you missing if they are too far, footwork is key in mordhau.
You're entertaining, had a blast watching. Will sub and like ^^
Best weapons guide ever!
Your flow chart helped me vote in the last elections, thanks!
Toolkit can be fun if you're agressive with it. Placing the spike ramps right in front of the enemy's ramp or to barricade your camp can help out your team a lot and get you some random kills while helping keep your archers alive.
You forgot about the other one: Do you want your enemy to have a fucking brain aneurysm and die at their keyboard before you even kill them? Yes: Carving knife. Super yes: frying pan AND carving knife
Do you want to win? Yes! Do you know how to morph attacks? Yes! Maul