Halloween Kills Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Halloween Kills!
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    After multiple sequels and reboots since the original Halloween in 1978, the franchise returned to it’s roots in 2018 with a direct sequel to the ‘78 film which disregarded all the other weird ones. And in true Hollywood fashion, that sequel now has a sequel.
    Halloween Kills definitely raises some questions. Like why didn’t Laurie think firefighters would show up to the big fire she started? Why does the main character spend the entire movie in a hospital bed? Why does everyone keep splitting up? Why doesn’t anyone shoot Micheal Myers from a distance? Is he supernatural or not? Does Evil die tonight or not?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Halloween Kills! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    Evil dies tonight! Which Pitch Meeting do you want to see next?

    • @UNV-dk7xk
      @UNV-dk7xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      The new Dune

    • @c.8565
      @c.8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What if?....
      The After movies!
      The kissing booth movies!
      The walking dead!

    • @finnlaysloan2649
      @finnlaysloan2649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A one for a anime

    • @xavierfranciscosanchezvill5391
      @xavierfranciscosanchezvill5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Free guy and What if...?

    • @Mac2Real
      @Mac2Real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Boyz n the hood

  • @CorporateBillionaire
    @CorporateBillionaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3558

    "Evil - in fact - did not die that night."
    - Morgan Freeman

    • @kokosilenzio
      @kokosilenzio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NuggetGX
      @NuggetGX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hello i am Forgan Mreeman and evil has died tonight.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Loomis: "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TONIGHT IS!"

    • @kheldaur2107
      @kheldaur2107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you for this

    • @richt3993
      @richt3993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I bet you read it in his voice!!!😂

  • @redtexan7053
    @redtexan7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2813

    *Everyone:* “Evil Dies Tonight!”
    *Evil:* “No, I don’t think I will.”

    • @jabbaricyrus
      @jabbaricyrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Pretty much the entire movie right there

    • @Popped_A_Herc
      @Popped_A_Herc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Evil dies tonight"
      -The night evil survived

    • @orarinnsnorrason4614
      @orarinnsnorrason4614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean the night is 18 hours. Its gonna be a looong night :)

    • @geralt1130
      @geralt1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Evil does not sleep"

    • @thomasgriffin2326
      @thomasgriffin2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

  • @chrisfitch972
    @chrisfitch972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2266

    Wife: “Honey, when was evil going to be dying again?”
    Me: (checking calendar) “Oh, shoot, that was tonight!!”

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣🤣

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Forty years!

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh woops!

    • @MrZimonG
      @MrZimonG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You made me laugh

    • @foxheadl169
      @foxheadl169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And on that night, op forgot to kill evil.

  • @2014wolfy
    @2014wolfy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Halloween writers over the years:
    "He's obsessed with Lauri bc he saw her idk"
    "He's obsessed with Lauri bc she's his SISTER! And also he's supernatural."
    "No they're not related and they only met once but she devoted her whole life to killing him bc she KNOWS he's obsessed with her and he's not supernatural."
    "He actually doesn't even care about her at all and maybe he's super natural idk."
    Me * throws phone into ocean *

    • @roninxninjatw1612
      @roninxninjatw1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Throws phone into ocean is so relatable

    • @MrMack3006
      @MrMack3006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@roninxninjatw1612 I like to imagine they're in Kansas or some other land locked place, but they're so frustrated they managed to throw their phone that far.

    • @2014wolfy
      @2014wolfy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@MrMack3006 I'm coastal but for the sake of your imagination we'll pretend I'm not

    • @hristol7537
      @hristol7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Maybe he is supernatural". Lol, that guy got shot and stabbed in 1978, shot, stabbed, and burned multiple times in one night of 2018, he's definitely supernatural xd

    • @TheDarkWallChris
      @TheDarkWallChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You forgot silver shamrock, ez downvote

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    If Michael Myers had just stayed home and watched TV, several people still would have died due to sheer incompetence.

    • @WallyBChamp
      @WallyBChamp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best comment 😂😂😂

    • @unionpacific3863
      @unionpacific3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Michael: all this Halloweens 🎃 I always go outside to kill people, It has become so repetitive. Better I stay home watching It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

    • @Revalopod
      @Revalopod ปีที่แล้ว +15

      literally the plot of the sequel is people are killing themselves without Michael

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Revalopod lol true.

  • @landonmastowski9103
    @landonmastowski9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2687

    “Who’s the protagonist of this movie” “pass” was one of the funniest lines of pitch meeting in a hot minute

    • @devinnall2284
      @devinnall2284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It was definitely Michael

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Minute?

    • @newjer41
      @newjer41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely!

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The underrated Chili Peppers album?

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It was the "rural small town people don't have guns" bit for me lol.

  • @victorbryan5482
    @victorbryan5482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "These people are terrible at staying alive."
    That basically sums up the entire movie...

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      All horror movies in general, actually! Common sense is the deal breaker for horror plotlines

    • @Sparkle0501
      @Sparkle0501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes true

    • @jeffreymercado2082
      @jeffreymercado2082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Basically sums up the entire franchise.

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jeffreymercado2082
      Basically, sums up the entire genre.

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnonymOus-ss9jj genre?

  • @SpaceOddity4214
    @SpaceOddity4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "I'm just kinda filling time between kills"
    Yeah that pretty much sums it up 😂

    • @TheDogn
      @TheDogn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He also could have said he's just killing time between fills

  • @jacobl2222
    @jacobl2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    "These people are terrible at staying alive!" Should be the tagline for the movie.

    • @omegarugal9283
      @omegarugal9283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i think one or two actually kill themselves accidently...

    • @orarinnsnorrason4614
      @orarinnsnorrason4614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its actually the tagline for most slasher movies.

    • @kalebwilliams1213
      @kalebwilliams1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@omegarugal9283 All shorty had to do was shoot through the windshield. 😆

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      usually it's the opposite lmao

    • @boxingelfis1499
      @boxingelfis1499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orarinnsnorrason4614 Easy for you to say.... Viking.

  • @scifisamurai7794
    @scifisamurai7794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    “Wait, so who exactly is the protagonist in this movie?”
    “Pass!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So that's how writing works

    • @RespecttheScreenplay
      @RespecttheScreenplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about who the protagonist is.

    • @scifisamurai7794
      @scifisamurai7794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@RorikH 😂😂😂 “Okay let me get right off that thing!” 🤓

    • @ericg1100
      @ericg1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michael is the protagonist in this one

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    This is small town America, these people don’t really have guns....
    🤣😂🤣😂

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      literally has the most guns

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@silverblue73 oh really...?

    • @cuatro336
      @cuatro336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 in my little Texas hometown full of old ranchers and marines, the movie would only be about 10 minutes to allocate for the travel time from the loony pen to the town, and then for everyone to go back to the bar once they were done shooting Michael.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cuatro336 I was being sarcastic

    • @godemperorletoatreidesii7457
      @godemperorletoatreidesii7457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 Sarcasm? Is that still legal?

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "This is small town America, they don't have guns"
    This is probably the funniest and false statement I've heard. LMAO.

    • @RebornKingz
      @RebornKingz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died as I heard that line 💀💀💀

  • @JediJuniper92
    @JediJuniper92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Cast: “Evil dies tonight!”
    Evil: “I’m gonna need you to get aallll the way off my back about dying tonight”

  • @LouieTooie
    @LouieTooie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

    The writers just basically wrote the pitch meeting for Ryan at this point

    • @adriansmith6124
      @adriansmith6124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Getting your tenses mixed up there sir.

    • @LouieTooie
      @LouieTooie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Night-time Guy CinemaSins is gonna go hard on this one 😂

    • @byronheath8925
      @byronheath8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was a good call, because this pitch meeting was so good I'm suddenly interested in watching this ridiculous movie.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Night-time Guy well the honest trailer is already available

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **opens a beer & takes a sip**
      Yep.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "Michael sneaks around them off screen, which means I don't need to explain how that happened"
    "Oh is that how writing works?"
    This is accurate to every horror movie to date

    • @R4G34D0N
      @R4G34D0N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hi just some guy without a mustache!

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@R4G34D0N Isnt he a spam bot?

    • @Eliton213
      @Eliton213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Marquis-Sade I'd like to believe he isn't lol

    • @ea1013
      @ea1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here before 1K likes

    • @R4G34D0N
      @R4G34D0N 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marquis-Sade nah

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Multiple large groups of capable combatants attacking one at a time? Was this movie actually just a setup for a really awesome tie-in video game where you play as Michael in a classic beat-em-up format?

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So many terrible movies these days could make for enjoyable tie in games. Not necessarily good games, but terrible games tend to hit that Tommy Wiseau level of enjoyable awful more than terrible movies do

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Michael to be a secret chraracter in the next Final Fight?
      Final Fight 4: Evil Dies Tonight

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RogueBoyScout ngl, I’d probably buy it from Steam or on Switch were it really a game lol!!

    • @MrDaddyBuff
      @MrDaddyBuff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Here's my money, give me game.

  • @suimeingwong2043
    @suimeingwong2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    "This is small town America, they don't have guns."
    "Ehhiiiiiii."

    • @gp.5989
      @gp.5989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Living in a small town in AmericaI can confirm, ehhhhh.

    • @2tone209
      @2tone209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'm from Britain and even I know it's a EHHHHHHHH

    • @ThePigeon5734
      @ThePigeon5734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      only 1/12 or so people in the US own guns... More than most countries but still

    • @anthonystarke893
      @anthonystarke893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best part. 😂😂😂

    • @theunigamer194
      @theunigamer194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ThePigeon5734 that’s still a lot of people

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "Let's hide in the attic".
    "No, the basement".
    "Why can't we just get in the running car?"
    "Are you crazy? Let's hide behind the chainsaws".

    • @bluestar8700
      @bluestar8700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I remember that commercial xD

    • @mike91mdk45
      @mike91mdk45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lol, The town of haddonfield in a nutshell, definitely. That commercial still cracks me up

    • @MoonLight-np4wx
      @MoonLight-np4wx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ha I saw that one.

    • @OctopusKing1
      @OctopusKing1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was a good commercial

    • @ImperialWarrior6490
      @ImperialWarrior6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One of my favorite commercials ever hahahaha

  • @Mel-jr5cz
    @Mel-jr5cz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I think "educational karate housefire" is now my favorite sentence ever, the name of my fifth-wave Ska band, and my campaign slogan.

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like a perfect band to play at my new dive bar that specializes in fried food:
      "Evil fries tonight"

  • @BBoy4040
    @BBoy4040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    See that's the thing about removing Laurie Strode as Michael's sister..there's literally no reason to have any kind of feud or tension between them, she thinks he's personally after her but he just kills people just to kill them.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It has her training to battle him for 40 years make literally zero sense, as he was just a random murderer who attacked her once 4 decades earlier. H20 made so much more sense as since he killed his other sister at 6, it would make sense he would come after her again.

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    “Who’s the protagonist in this film?”
    “Pass.”
    “That’s fine.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSharter
    @TheSharter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2946

    Does evil end up dying tonight?

  • @MisterIncog
    @MisterIncog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    “It’s a small american town, people don’t really have guns” just made me burst with laughter, thanx

    • @michael6090
      @michael6090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that democrat's for ya

    • @toonheaded1
      @toonheaded1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@michael6090 how many democrats u know live in small rural towns.....don't u guys make fun of the Dems for being 'coast elitists'?

    • @override367
      @override367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michael6090 I'm going to spoil a big secret for you, are you ready?
      Gun control is an urban v rural issue, not a republican v democrat issue. That is why Bernie Sanders refused to be anti gun in 2016, because Vermont Democrats are pretty pro gun.
      Kthx

    • @Pancakewagon26
      @Pancakewagon26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@override367 I live in Detroit, you bet your ass I have a gun

    • @BenedictMHolland
      @BenedictMHolland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Progressives do have guns. Lots of them.

  • @zachbarker2720
    @zachbarker2720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When he killed the mob I was thinking “Boy the pitch meeting for this will be great” Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @Sweet68Camaro
    @Sweet68Camaro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    The mob is like “Evil dies tonight”.
    That does sound like them. LOL

    • @StillGamingTM
      @StillGamingTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @matthale8090
      @matthale8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Meyers has been terrorizing the town for 40 years......🤔 even though he was locked up the whole time. He's a crafty one 😆

    • @kamakhyagatekanu
      @kamakhyagatekanu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like every mob in human history. Probably the only good line in this whole landfill of a movie.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sung to the tune of "Let's kill the beast!"

  • @lordsidious83
    @lordsidious83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    It really was "super easy, barely an inconvenience" for Michael to beat an entire mob.

    • @billyshakespeare1696
      @billyshakespeare1696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “Bearly” lol

    • @mackjrbell7828
      @mackjrbell7828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Beating up on mobs is tight.

    • @michaelherrera4914
      @michaelherrera4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He used the power of friendship.

    • @jimmyglea
      @jimmyglea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Spelling barely “berely” is tight.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      inconvenience dies tonight.

  • @Zera223
    @Zera223 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "So he's like supernatural? "
    "Psst maybe I don't know." Ryan is a national treasure to be protected at all costs

    • @danwhite77
      @danwhite77 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is true, but since he's Canadian he's technically two national treasures. I say that because I assume that you are United Statesian like 100% of the people on the internet.

  • @Nostromo2144
    @Nostromo2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "This is small town America, they don't really have guns". Even as a native from down under, where we actually have almost no guns...I nearly pissed myself at this! :D

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sad Ryan didn't mention that one of the townsfolk was armed with an iron. I mean a clothes iron, not a golf iron.

  • @AnimeSinsNEW
    @AnimeSinsNEW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    Pitch executive guy constantly approving of the terrible strategies mentioned time and again made this 400% more funny to me xD

    • @interquasi
      @interquasi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Producer Guy*

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      E‎

    • @Spimmick
      @Spimmick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smart

    • @zenergetic_8299
      @zenergetic_8299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SMART!

    • @scottwhiting254
      @scottwhiting254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Constantly approving of terrible strategies time and time again is TIGHT

  • @SixthFonist
    @SixthFonist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Evil dies tonight" would have worked well if it were said once at a suitably dramatic moment. It should not have been a damn catch phrase.

    • @clairem7304
      @clairem7304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Catchphrase!

    • @techtimefly
      @techtimefly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      t-shirts

    • @3DMasterST
      @3DMasterST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn catchphrases are TIGHT.

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don’t forget, evil dies TONIGHT

    • @NivMizzet89
      @NivMizzet89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I suppose it's also viable as some kind of cult slogan. But then you need to make sure it's not used outside of that context.

  • @RedSHARK6
    @RedSHARK6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "So the entire town has Michael surrounded, sounds like this is going to be easy for them."
    "Actually it's going to be incredibly difficult, barely even possible."

  • @eigensinn83
    @eigensinn83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Evil dice tonight?"
    "No. How about DnD?"
    "Okay."

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Whenever I play D&D it is synonymous with Evil Dice tonight

  • @Ioria89
    @Ioria89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Everyone: "That criminal could be Michael"
    TV: "This is his face, look at him"
    Everyone: "We don't know his face"

    • @ericatheempress6698
      @ericatheempress6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That part got on my nerves like how did they think a short fat dude was him?

    • @kona8832
      @kona8832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its pretty realistic mob mentality, they just wanna kill somebody.

    • @JaclynMcKewan
      @JaclynMcKewan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericatheempress6698 I just rewatched the movie, and I noticed that the TV shows the photos of both Michael and the other guy, since they were the only 2 patients who hadn't been found yet. So I think we are supposed to assume that everyone saw those 2 photos but didn't pay attention to which was which.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I was worried for a second, but then I realized that “Halloween kills” is the name of the movie and Pitch meeting was just fine

    • @NuggetGX
      @NuggetGX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or WILL IT BE, THOUGH? **suspenseful music plays and the shadow of a knife-wielding maniac starts to appear in the background**

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was confused too

    • @OnionTheBat
      @OnionTheBat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's the name of the movie!!

    • @Mark-yn4vl
      @Mark-yn4vl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@OnionTheBat "It sure is sir!"

  • @IntermissionPrairieWolf
    @IntermissionPrairieWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love how he persistently pronounces “didn’t” as “din’nt.”

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's how basically all Americans pronounce it.

  • @sayresrudy2644
    @sayresrudy2644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the writer’s indifference to the logic & significance of his own films continues to awe me.

  • @Kinos141
    @Kinos141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    "These people are terrible at staying alive!"
    Hence, why I started rooting for Michael.

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The movies are about him, so obviously he must be the protagonist and we should all cheer for him.

    • @pookiesis1465
      @pookiesis1465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!

    • @lajos76nagy
      @lajos76nagy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Technically, we're all rooting for Captain Kirk so I guess that's not too bad, is it?

    • @morph261
      @morph261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its like how i immediately root forthe bull when i see idiots get trampled and gored during the running of the bulls or any bull fight. they deserve exactly what they get.

    • @skaterkid7able
      @skaterkid7able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait we're not supposed to root for Michael? I've been rooting for him this whole time

  • @Rob-uv6fb
    @Rob-uv6fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "This is small time America, they don't really have guns." "Eeeeee". Oh man that squeely sound cracked me up.

    • @glitchguy0920
      @glitchguy0920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My favorite part

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The amount of conviction when he said those lines though LOL

    • @BugOnAChip
      @BugOnAChip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Small time? Tf

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How come you haven'd edited "Small time" XD

    • @davidsigalow7349
      @davidsigalow7349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rural Americans who don't work on farms but are armed with only pitchforks and axe handles are tight!

  • @NexusZ97
    @NexusZ97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “This is small-town America, they don’t really have guns.”
    “Eeeeeh...”

  • @TealeavesNoStoneUnturned
    @TealeavesNoStoneUnturned 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "So he's like supernatural?"
    "Pshh maybe, I dunno" lmfaooo

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    "This is small-town America. People don't really have guns."
    "Eeeeeehh..."
    Love it.

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I absolutely loved that line. It's pretty much the law in those places to have at least three guns per person 🤣

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@SeanUCF There actually are a few small towns where gun ownership is mandatory. Those places have 0 (or close enough) crime.
      Interesting side note: In some parts of Europe during the Middle Ages, it was required by law for men to carry swords. In England for a time, it was required that men own a bow and all sports except archery were outlawed on Sundays. This to have the entire adult male population be able to be called upon for archers.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@RaynmanPlays Why don't you go ahead and name those towns and cite your sources.

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@amityislandchum Kennesaw, GA, Nelson, GA, Nucla, CO, Gun Barrel City, TX, and Virgin, Utah.
      While it might be hyperbole to say that they have _zero_ crime, their crime rates are all shockingly low, even for their size and area. Three of the five have A ratings on Area Vibes (one an A+ and one an A-, with the other a simple A). The other two don't have any crime statistics, so (as ridiculous as it might seem) Area Vibes just generates a crime rate estimate based on certain factors that are not as predictive as people think.

    • @bullshark3771
      @bullshark3771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@amityislandchum kennesaw Georgia when they mandated it the crime rate dropped far lower than the ne national average an d had a far larger drop than the average. It actually did a lot. Most incarcerated robbers note that their biggest fears were having the homeowners there and the homeowners having guns.

  • @GoldenEagle906
    @GoldenEagle906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    “Who’s the protagonist?”
    “Michael”
    “Who’s the antagonist?”
    “Michael”
    Are the vibes I get from this movie

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Halloween Ends is just gonna be nothing but Michael with the occasional scene from Laurie

    • @MelancholyJoker19
      @MelancholyJoker19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 Laurie's granddaughter is gonna be the new Michael lol

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MelancholyJoker19 Before scrapping the idea in the next movie like they did at the end of Halloween 4 (where it was set up for Jamie to be the replacement killer which the next film dropped immediately).

    • @thephilosopher7173
      @thephilosopher7173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MelancholyJoker19 *Michelle** [Halloween theme plays]

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notfred2319 Imagine that though, just Michael showing his niece the killing Ropes, wholesome bonding time

  • @fastlanevlog
    @fastlanevlog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm in bed literally crying laughing. This was hilarious!!! And I know the creators of Halloween Kills should be PISSED after watching this!😂😂😂 This was very good.

    • @danielleminerva4525
      @danielleminerva4525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m disgusted by them. They just think we’re all a bunch of idiots. Give them gore and lots of blood and they’ll be happy! Ummm nah bruh!

    • @fastlanevlog
      @fastlanevlog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielleminerva4525 that's exactly what it seemed like lol. That movie was terrible.

  • @samanthacharlton4123
    @samanthacharlton4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    -"This is small-town America, they don't really have guns"
    -"*Squeaks in disbelief*"

  • @SupraViperhead
    @SupraViperhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The entire film was about an elderly man just wanting to get home and he ended up getting home by the end of the movie. Such a heartwarming tale.

  • @SamuelBrown92
    @SamuelBrown92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "So he's like... supernatural?"
    "Pshh, maybe...idunno"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dendroxden440
      @dendroxden440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wouldn't be surprised if this was an actual conversation between the movie writers

    • @Gutock
      @Gutock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Delivery of this line was quite literally perfect. Just... perfect.

    • @MrJeffcoley1
      @MrJeffcoley1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's exactly what bugs me about the Halloween films. Unlike Freddy Kruger or Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers is just a guy. He isn't supernatural, he's just a homicidal maniac escaped from a mental institution.

    • @kerbe3
      @kerbe3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was hoping for “Yea sure I don’t care.”

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean in some timeline he becomes a spirit and possesses someone, soooo

  • @JNM11787
    @JNM11787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "This is small town America, they don't really have guns"
    "Eeeeh"
    Oh man that got me good. I can put my hands on 3 guns without leaving my chair

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh don't worry, these writers could still find a way to make you incompetent enough to simply not use them if they were in plain sight and easily accessible

    • @JNM11787
      @JNM11787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zeroattentiongaming820 we are super easy to kill,
      barely an inconvenience to badguys....according to hollywood

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a pathetic insecure loser.

    • @madmax2976
      @madmax2976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cenciende9401 Ah, the soy boy has spoken, taking "pathetic" to never before seen heights.

    • @m3rl707
      @m3rl707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cenciende9401 lol what's ur problem😂

  • @truth9547
    @truth9547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "So now that they have the numbers, they all split up into easy-to-kill groups" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clawcomedy
    @clawcomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "The mob is like, 'evil dies tonight'
    "That sounds like them"

  • @vernicegirl8987
    @vernicegirl8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention that woman who shot herself in the face after saying she knew how to handle a gun or the fact that someone managed to just simply run away from Michael and survived 💀😂😂

    • @scytheseven9173
      @scytheseven9173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well Michael is never seen running or even walking quickly, and tends to not use ranged weaponry, so really this should be the primary way not to get killed by him.
      Most of the characters in Halloween Kills try a strategy better described as "running into Michael's knife."

    • @beno1129
      @beno1129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@scytheseven9173 Cos if you're dead you don't really need to escape anymore

    • @7deuc2e38
      @7deuc2e38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All have you to do to escape Michael is to briskly power walk while keeping him in your sight lol

    • @UnboxingAlyss
      @UnboxingAlyss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, that woman was aiming for him. Michael hitting the door at the right time caused that. Still, she shouldn't have been within door range, wielding a gun.

  • @SuperKittyPogoDance
    @SuperKittyPogoDance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is still the only reason to watch anything from Screen Rant. I love this series so much!

  • @anthonycottone2723
    @anthonycottone2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cast: “Evil dies tonight”
    Evil: “girl I don’t think so you gonna need a refund”

  • @stealthpoint
    @stealthpoint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Basically the entire movie:
    "evil dies tonight"
    **splits up to hunt Michael**

    • @angelomordini6779
      @angelomordini6779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And communicate nothing no matter what

  • @jLenger1
    @jLenger1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    “This is small town America so they don’t really have a lot of guns.” “Ehhh…”
    Lol. ‘Merica

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      guns are bad!

    • @neilkurzman4907
      @neilkurzman4907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@burritodog3634
      Michael didn’t appear to mind them.

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neilkurzman4907 black people in the hood mind them though so if you are not racist you are for gun control. got it?

    • @gp2917
      @gp2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@neilkurzman4907 He might have if anyone had shown the slightest competence with their guns

    • @uncommonsense_3602
      @uncommonsense_3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@burritodog3634 Not sure if thats a joke, but lets not base a group of people off of a few because of their skin color, that would be racist.

  • @Archadies
    @Archadies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every one of these renews my hope in humanity. This might be my favorite TH-cam ongoing skit.

  • @eternalhalloween1
    @eternalhalloween1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "But none of this makes any sense!"
    "That's what we're going with."

  • @aaronx.uzcateguib.8130
    @aaronx.uzcateguib.8130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "He's been terrorizing this town for 40 years" - "Hasn't Michael been locked up for the last 40 years?" yes yes , he's got a point..

    • @chadd990
      @chadd990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't know if you seen the movie, but that plot hole bothered me the entire time. This guy is on stage crying about a couple of murders that happened 40 years ago, all the while we live in America, where a mass shooting happens literally every day. Not to get political about it, but reality has kind of desensitized us to horror films, at this point.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chadd990 Its one of those things that kinda relies on a meta POV even if it doesn't quite hit in universe?
      Like, we the audience know of all the Movies where Michael escaped and went on to commit more Murders, but sense the last film just takes into account the Orignal, the whole premise, treating Michael like he's been to this town what the Joker was to Gotham. Feels less justified

    • @chadd990
      @chadd990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@erickamakeeaina1649 yeah

    • @potatowaffle5653
      @potatowaffle5653 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You missed the point. Every halloween basically everyone was sh*tting themselves that he would return… took 40 years but he did!

    • @amihere383
      @amihere383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@potatowaffle5653 But that doesn’t really make sense. As OP said, it was just some crazy guy that killed a few people 40 years ago. Realistically, nobody would even remember him.

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The most important rule of screenwriting is not to have the phrase “Evil dies tonight” appear more than once.

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think even once is pushing it. Unless you've got an actual character whose name is Evel. Because apparently, that's a thing.

    • @orangutanxremix510
      @orangutanxremix510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was just too cheesy

    • @cocohawkess1922
      @cocohawkess1922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But it’s super easy.

    • @picklejho69
      @picklejho69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking, 'how can a writer think that "evil dies tonight" is such a good line it needs to be said more than once ever, let alone in the same movie multiple times?' and then I saw the rest of the pitch meeting and I now understand the depth of this director's lack of talent.

  • @sandeepbiswal9589
    @sandeepbiswal9589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:39 that reversed finger movement with the second “smart” is genius.

  • @metachuko
    @metachuko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Those who do have guns try to fire them within grabbing range." This describes every action movie.

  • @lilydropz550
    @lilydropz550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Man this movie was more of a comedy show than anything everything but evil died😂

    • @dan8402
      @dan8402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      But they promised Evil dies tonight!!! LOL

    • @sbond7510
      @sbond7510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Evil just wouldn’t die that night. Try again tomorrow

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@dan8402 Not keeping your promises is TIGHT!!

    • @mike91mdk45
      @mike91mdk45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It really was lol. Felt like a parody

    • @Risenoph
      @Risenoph 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sbond7510 Maybe try again in 4 years

  • @user-vb6yf5ht7j
    @user-vb6yf5ht7j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Fun fact:
    the “Pitch Meeting” is the most important meal of the day

    • @mbee87
      @mbee87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Serving it up Ryan's way!

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's recommended you have twenty meals a day.

    • @technomage6736
      @technomage6736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the most important meal of the day is TIGHT! ening my belly..........

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brentage5000 “Will having 20 meals a day be hard?”
      “No, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

  • @MarcAdamsDev
    @MarcAdamsDev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This was so spot on... I mean, completely accurate. Usually I'd go with Ryan's genius, but having watched the movie... it's so obviously terrible.

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's impressive the way they were able to replicate the faults of all the previous iterations of Halloween in just one movie.

  • @brf101
    @brf101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    “This is small town America, people don’t really have guns…”
    “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh…”

    • @BC0MBS
      @BC0MBS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's America

    • @donkeykong8389
      @donkeykong8389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well they definitely don't have similar guns to ones you would use on a battlefield that's for sure.

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah Trump voters really don't have guns. Glad the writers got that right.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donkeykong8389 sadly this is more true than you think.

    • @tyler2423
      @tyler2423 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donkeykong8389 I live in a small country town, literally the biggest guns I have seen is here😂

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "So what's his talent?"
    "Ruining everybody's fun."
    "Hey, that's my talent!"
    "That's...that's lovely, sir."
    "It really is!"

    • @justfacts4523
      @justfacts4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'm afraid to tell you that maybe you've lost your talent... you just made me smile

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Ruining people's fun is tight!"

    • @AnthonyRossJr1701
      @AnthonyRossJr1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ruining everybody's fun is super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @Fakeaorta
      @Fakeaorta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sure as hell couldn't make a lamp that worked when you pushed the trunk down! Also does not know what a fare gun looks like.

    • @rororokai
      @rororokai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johngr1747 “oh, I’m tight!”

  • @D3DS3C
    @D3DS3C 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm so glad I watched this on Peacock instead of the theaters.

  • @Someidiotthatplayspiano
    @Someidiotthatplayspiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know the part where Laurie is stuck in the hospital the whole time reminds me of another horror movie I've seen.. Oh it's Halloween 2!

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have to give them props for one thing though. Her getting stabbed, being hospitalized, trying to get up and do something but immediately being like "Ow, my stitches!" ...That sounds very similar to what actually happens when you get stabbed. Not super dramatic to watch, perhaps, but realistic!

  • @laurabuckles7961
    @laurabuckles7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Writer guy: "This is small town America, they don't really have guns".
    Producer guy: high pitched "Eeeeeeeehhh...."
    I fell off my chair laughing. Ow.

    • @jeffhreid
      @jeffhreid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR? 😂

    • @alexanderdeadmansche
      @alexanderdeadmansche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too- great delivery

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      did you literally knock of a gun when you did that? me neither.

  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    Michael was perfect in this film...every thing else around him was hit and miss though

    • @zakunick1
      @zakunick1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      His brutality in this series has felt more like Jason to me than Myers.

    • @Blackson187
      @Blackson187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      No. The whole movie was awful.

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@zakunick1 Friday the 13th was a rip off of Halloween so that might be why they are so similar.

    • @kendallandrews8691
      @kendallandrews8691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And Halloween was a rip-off of psycho

    • @myellatorres2110
      @myellatorres2110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      agreed. loved Michael but everyone else…eh

  • @Inara-Serra
    @Inara-Serra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dang, these pitch meetings, which have always been terrific, are reaching new levels of greatness.

  • @babymama406
    @babymama406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “This is small town America, they don’t really have guns.”
    I think I made the same face and noise that director guy did. Small town America literally has 98% of all the guns.
    -source: I live in small town America.

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "These people are terrible at staying alive!"
    The Bee Gees would be very disappointed with them.

    • @grantbartley483
      @grantbartley483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's hope they don't try to do mass karaoke from beyond the grave

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      disappointing the beegees is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565
      @jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thurin84 Disappointing Beegees is tight!!

  • @RENEG4DE4NGEL
    @RENEG4DE4NGEL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This is small town America, they don't really have GUNS."
    "Eeehhhh...."
    😂

  • @planetofthegapes
    @planetofthegapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This is small town America, they don't really have guns"
    "Eeeehhhhhh"

  • @chipchippahson
    @chipchippahson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "So who's the protagonist in this thing?"
    "Pass."
    I'm definitely taking that for when I just can't be bothered.

    • @worldssmallestdestron7819
      @worldssmallestdestron7819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fair enough!

    • @pickyourswitchoriginal
      @pickyourswitchoriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite part of this pitch meeting.

    • @chipchippahson
      @chipchippahson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pickyourswitchoriginal Haha it was so amazing. And that is literally what they did with this movie. It was like for the love of everything holy WHO IS THE MAIN PROTAGONIST HERE?

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of George W. Bush getting questioned about something by a reporter and responding, "We've moved on."

  • @michaeldriggers7681
    @michaeldriggers7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "This is small town America, people don't really have guns" had me dying

  • @Sirrajj
    @Sirrajj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "and they say evil dies tonight!"
    "Yeah, you already said that"
    "No no they say it again cause sir it's like a catchphrase which they'll say throughout the whole movie"
    "Oh! catchphrases are Tight!!" *Wink* *wink*

  • @GenericAsianKid76
    @GenericAsianKid76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They should have calle this movie “Halloween: Evil Dies Tonight” that’s actualy a good title

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree, but misleading since evil didn't in fact, die(yet). 😂

  • @talibxntae9547
    @talibxntae9547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “She didn’t Account for The existence of firefighters when she planned a house fire?” “She dinnin”🤣🤣

    • @StevenBanks123
      @StevenBanks123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, his strange pronunciation marches on.

  • @emberpowertcg7692
    @emberpowertcg7692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    it generally bugged me so much that Micheal is down so many times ...and not one person just finishes him off

    • @TheBarser
      @TheBarser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is like every Friday 13/halloween movie ever. That is how people are in horrors

    • @crazyeyeskillah
      @crazyeyeskillah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Nobody finishes him off" He'll have to at least buy dinner first 😉

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And it would be easy to write decent reasons for him not being finished off in that moment, but the movie doesn't bother.

    • @Luciusthestorms
      @Luciusthestorms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well the old cop was going to but then he got into knife range.

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Luciusthestorms terribly written lol

  • @Paul_Wetor
    @Paul_Wetor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...offscreen, which means I don't need to explain how that happens."
    "Oh, is that how writing works?"
    "It is."

  • @panicatmychemicalfalloutbr6381
    @panicatmychemicalfalloutbr6381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think we can all agree Ghost being on the movie’s soundtrack is pretty great.

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES! I've been combing the comments just for anything Ghost related. 😂

  • @ClubTylerDurden
    @ClubTylerDurden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Michael managed to grow his two fingers back in the time it took the fire service to arrive.

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "It's about an 18 hour night, I'd say."
    A common phenomenon in this type of movie.
    Another similar phenomenon is the one hour night that leaves you scratching your head and asking, "Wait. How is it already morning?"

    • @Neon_Ghost1
      @Neon_Ghost1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Way too many things occurred in this movie to have it end during the night time, maybe it's haddenfield Alaska 🤣

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im surprised they didnt make next one the same night as planned. guess they realized Laurie and Allyson wouldnt be healed yet.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      at least "30 days of night" addressed this.

  • @7deuc2e38
    @7deuc2e38 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That little "oop that doesn't make any sense" makes me laugh every time

  • @tonyflamingo1657
    @tonyflamingo1657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Small town America, they don’t really have guns” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ducky5945
    @ducky5945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    *"These people are terrible at staying alive."*
    Is my sentiment exactly while watching any horror ever.

    • @bmdola
      @bmdola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Counterpoint: You’re Next

    • @ducky5945
      @ducky5945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bmdola 👻Boo!

    • @saskscott26
      @saskscott26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bmdola also Hush

    • @abitoforangutangu3194
      @abitoforangutangu3194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bmdola More accurately: Either characters in horror movies are terrible at staying alive, or they're drowning in plot armor.

  • @michaelmcclelland9876
    @michaelmcclelland9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Maybe it's just one of those house fires that's very educational, karate-wise..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @steveb1507
    @steveb1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Ohh fingers crossed” sums up half of my career as a paramedic. “Evil dies tonight” sums up the other half.

  • @Theee_BAMF5
    @Theee_BAMF5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    You should do a pitch meeting on the Resident Evil movies

  • @MrLee-cy1pw
    @MrLee-cy1pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "And the ones that have guns try to shoot him within grabbing range."

  • @smareng
    @smareng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:03- 4 people. Everyone always forgets about the mechanic he took the coveralls from (and the dog)

  • @logannewman4532
    @logannewman4532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The introduction of Big John and Little John followed by the phrase "open back door" put thoughts in my head and that's totally a ME problem. I'm still assigning 2% of the blame to you.

  • @lkozzmik6255
    @lkozzmik6255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I think the real battle was how many times people said “Evil dies tonight” vs “40 years”

  • @clivecrasane8927
    @clivecrasane8927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "iiiiiihhh..." was just the right note

  • @dieselx506
    @dieselx506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Evil does tonight', 'it does sound like them' 🤣 💀

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "SUPER EASY DIES TONIGHT!"
    "BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE DIES TONIGHT!"

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WHOOPSY DIES TONIGHT!

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WOW WOW WOW dies tonight.

    • @ironphantom4912
      @ironphantom4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SO YOU HAVE A MOVIE FOR ME, dies tonight

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TIGHT DIES TONIGHT!

    • @wesleyoldham4222
      @wesleyoldham4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dying tonight is tight! 💀

  • @xanmontes8715
    @xanmontes8715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Who's the protagonist in this thing?"
    "Pass."
    "That's fine."