Polish Cow Sung In English (FULL VERSION)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- (mostly) CLEAN VERSION : • POLISH COW SUNG IN ENG...
This may sound bad or cringe, but the lyrics are translated from Polish to English. What rhymes in Polish, sometimes doesn't rhyme in English. Also, the rhythm, cadence, and flow of a sentence in Polish definitely do not fully work in English.
Może to zabrzmieć źle lub strasznie, ale teksty są tłumaczone z polskiego na angielski. Co rymuje się po polsku, czasem nie rymuje się po angielsku. Również rytm, kadencja i przebieg zdania w języku polskim zdecydowanie nie działają w pełni w języku angielskim.
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Clear.
I can't find it help
Nvm
It's silent
Sound is bit weird , but you did it well bro , It is hard to get same rhyme from a different language but you did it perfectly , good luck
@addeemm 2 well its translated and the lyrics in english arent edited to fit the song in english lol
Yeah I prefer the rnglish version instead of polish
@gacha axolotie oooooooohhhhhhh kto pytał
He did good (((((っ-_-)っ
Weird is good!!!
the imperfect translation and lack of rhyming actually fits this song really well i dig it
Thats what I was thinking. He really nailed this.
No the translation is trash I hate it lmao
@@happytwig2430 give him some props lol google translate at its finest im polish and most of the translation is fucked XD
@@jensenwarrenhermansyah9805 no
@@jensenwarrenhermansyah9805 am polish, jestem polką, but I just didnt really like this version
Slaps harder than you'd think.
Not as hard as dads belt
@@kyngston434 Guess my parents were soft on me…
@@TheAmphibiaFalls your parents just weren’t physically abusive.
@@kyngston434 Haha abuse so funny I laugh
YĒẞSHÍTඞඞ
Im polish and I really like this version
Same bro
same
@@KayLoMakesMusic of course, I understand the song in two languages
This is kind of depressing 😔 @MOGII4372
Same
Btw guys if you dont know the guy who made the original makes these sad songs for fun, hes not actually drug addicted and depressed, he just likes depressing songs but never listens to his own songs apparently
Oh thank god. I was really worried and sad when I saw the lyrics
@@punksta6189 and now this guy makes disgusting songs about Sex and blowjob💀
@@punksta6189 Same I'm happy to know he is all good
Oh OK tats fine then
Oh thx for telling me
I will say this, This is way better then most cause you didn't force or added uneeded words the English lyrics to go in the beat with the orginal polish version, It sounds like a genuine English version
He says “edge of the oblivion”
It’s edge of oblivion
@@nathanshivnen8545 well that fits to the song
@@nathanshivnen8545 not much a big deal 💅🏻
@@nathanshivnen8545 bro common its just a "the"
@@nathanshivnen8545 “It’s edge of oblivion” 🤓
I don’t care if it is less embarrassing to actually know the words the original is still a bop
some polish dude making a song about depresion
the world: dancing cow
Filipino v1nce!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
this song is so difficult to sing in english as a polish english bilingual already. you did great man
I love ur pfp
TUNECORE JUST STOLE THIS SONG. I AM TRYING TO GET IT REVERSED. I AM VERY UPSET!
Good luck TH-cam’s copyright appeal system is so bad that it’s kinda sad that this happens
Get it back
Is it still up? Thats just messed up
It came out around a month ago??? So it might be it
Huh, they distorted the audio a bit
2:30 in the original lyrics of polish cow (or Cypis, the guy who made the original song named "gdzie jest biały węgorz?") this was suppose to mean that the guy has to run over to his friends for some goodies, not run then over with a car.
2:36 and in here it means that he cuts the loan in half, not that hes trimmed.
Ohhh, that makes sense!
Polish cow is song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz (zjazd)" by orginal: Cypisolo
my english friend : singing this song in polish me being Japanese and knowing polish: are you ok??
The mate fucking did it. You got my sub
same:)
cow
Nice job. This actually sounds like it's legit!
Its real
you actually did it! amazing. thank you.
the song that used to have no context now has shown its secretes
2:08 "jogging" is actually running (drugs), we use exacly this phrase in polish, in gangsta slang, but the ambiguity was last when translating back to english.
My friend literally thought that it was Russian wtf but this is rlly good
WHAT
@@vlxnekay ik
Polish and Russian do sound somewhat similar due to them both being Slavic languages (though they are from two different branches).
@@Keznen you just think they sound alike. they don't really sound at all
@@sisypl They do if you're able to pick out the individual words.
Bro this needs to blow up
Not gonna lie, doesn't sound that off at all. Good job man. You did good.
This is absolutely wonderful!!
I've been working on writing a version that rhymes, and maybe occasionally changing a few lyrics here and there (like white chemistry), so that they make more sense in English, but won't completely change the original meaning.
(I don't know any Polish, but I've been using several translations as a basis).
So far, the main change I've made (and possibly the only one that makes any sense even), is that the first part of the chorus says "The only thing on my brain" (because it rhymes with cocaine).
5 months later, any progress?
@@Adharc0077 I gave up...
Most versions are way better anyway.
Don't give up continue plz
@@mega-silly. I think this person did a much better job than me tho.
you should still keep going my friend.did you post it,NO you did not so post it,do not give up if its something you want to do@@A13XLaircey
Finally you did, it's amazing. You get a sub sir
This is going to be the only English remix that is actually good
there is one that is better
@@ygivoreal proof rn
@@Gaige.Takes.An.L. I think it’s a joke based on his name
@@mowermen1762 ohmygod I’m blind
This is to god literally the only song I’ve listen to for an entire week
Props to you you did grate
Decent translation, it's more for understanding the lyrics than actually jamming out to them
I swear the people that made this were sleep deprived, drunk, high, depressed, and insane
Supposedly, the guy who made this just loves to make messed up songs, and is just a normal dude, but idk.
@@RUDYFOYA are you sure about that
Wow, I'm Polish and you did amazing ❤❤❤
I’ve been considering trying to do this, but holy shit dude this is way harder than I thought. Great job!
Y’all don’t realize the white eel is a line of coke flying in his nose
You did it pręty well I actually like this version.
_My parents are arguing downstairs_
*Meanwhile me listening to:*
Thats so fucking deep
Idc
@@theonlycube8538 bro this comment is a year old why tf are u here who listens to this in 2024
@@Tr4sh1eI do
I listen to it got a problem??
@@Tr4sh1eur hear too
I always thought Polish Cow was just a meme, but now I realize the lyrics are just...AWESOME.
EDIT: Why are you liking? Most of the comments say that I'm wrong.
Sad
Polish cow is a about a drunk man
No they sad
This song is depressing
@@dakingcheese3661 for me it isn't...because I'm kind of a sociopath thing and things that are depressing, I like it.
This is actually good. Thank you!
Ngl, this is a super chill bop♡
I've been studying and listening to this for an hour now, and it's pretty cool and chill, great job dude you slayed💅✨
This sounds so good I don’t know how you made it sound so good In English !
Holy shit dude, i love this so much, i keep listening to it on repeat, you gotta add this to like spotify or smth
You did a really good job dude really did great matching the rhythm and Ik the difficulty of trying to match a different language but I am really impressed!
thank you! i was looking for this all day!
Dude you KILLED IT IN THIS COVER NICE
i remember listening to this song when it was about 3-4 months old and now its over a year old
It's crazy how fast time flies
@@RUDYFOYA how it going with the stolen video?
@@Gaming_TV2 not good
I thought it was just a funny meme, but now it’s really scary 💀
Good job m8 🔥🔥
Thank you For making english version👍👍👍👍
I think I committed around 2 hours to search for this. But I love it. Good job
That's TH-cams fault! I put all the possible tags
Damn YT strikes again!
@@RUDYFOYA exactly youtubes algorithm is designed to make popular people to get more popular and irrelevant people to get more irrelevant.
Great job I read the lyrics but this really helps link them together in order
Aint no ways he got only 15k subs thats unfair bro yal so unfair subscribe to this man he deserves more than 15k
the cadence works really well for the kind of scatter-brained feel of the song. the chorus sounds amazing too. gj
I used to have a cocaine addiction when I lived in Florida. The struggles were hard but I pulled through beating my addiction.
bro i learnt the lyrics and my polish friend starting crying and hugging me 😂😂
Oh
Lol
omg ty I’ve been looking for this for literally ever
bro you killed it man loved it
I just looked at the English version it's about a fever getting worse and worse and Lil bro just wants to die
Thank you god people need to make English versions of other songs like disco panzer
At the beginning made me think that this was gonna be bad but my mind was changed
this version translation is the best.
i remember vibing to this when it came out and it has appeard on my recommendations once again
This is actually so gooD
u earned a sub
thank you for making this mate, i love this song but since i'm not polish nor understand the language i couldn't enjoy it fully nor could i understand what was being sung (ik it was about drug abuse before i just couldn't understand the lyrics)
Man I was trying to figure out a proper translation for this song and from the comments it seems yours is pretty on point.
I quite relate to this song in the sense that I have a caffeine addiction and have been struggling to get away from it. Like it's gotten bad enough that I've experienced withdrawal symptoms when going cold turkey, which one symptom is making you extremely paranoid since it makes your anxiety go up sharply all of a sudden. And then my other symptoms I have occasionally is moderate fatigue if I haven't drank any soda with caffeine (I don't care for coffee so I carbonated beverages is my choice lol) and I get a nice feeling of euphoria when I get a drink after having not for a while, and then I feel more awake, or alive in a way within seconds. It have trouble not thinking about drinking more if my cravings start kicking in and making me feel the urge to get some sort of pop at any cost, which unfortunately has led to many occasions of me stealing soda from my family members. Sometimes when I crave my mouth feels dry and foamy but yet I'm not thirsty and in fact I'd be salivating for another kick of caffeine.
I am hoping to one day be able to drink soda and not be addicted and be dependent on it for keeping me more awake or "alive". I think I became so dependent on it partly due to my own depression, so I'll definitely have to manage those symptoms better to try and get my body to stop using caffeine as if its the only anti depressant available.
I hope you eventually get better with your addiction!
And I'm glad I helped make something you can relate to!
@RUDYFOYA Thanks ^w^ and yeah it's gonna be a journey, but not one I will give up.
@@CarlytheWolf23wtf?caffeine? Lmao buddy people over here withdrawaling months from benzodiazepines, try that anxiety & panic attack it gives u when u have no more. good luck tho lol
When I listened to the polish version I thought it was a normal cow meme song but this changed everything
This actually sounds great
This is crazy cause whenever I hear my voice in recordings I sound like this and I was genuinely singing along and felt like I recorded this and I could feel the fun of making it
Bro need to put this on Spotify
i usually laugh at the goofy ahh dancing cow but DAMN the lyrics are dark
I’m polish and I kinda like this version
this sounds great! good job man
This sounds wierd but u did really good man make more good work
This is how the first part goes “All I have in my head is five grams of cøcăniẽ, fly away alone, to the edge of the oblivion”
I used to think this was a fun song without the translation but after this it will never be the same
awesome cover I love that you matched the cadence of the original song
Believe it or not this helped my school project
This shit turned out really good. You got my respect, pal!
I love this song bro thank you for an English version ❤
Listing in polish: 😊
Listening in English: 😳
when you're happy: normal song
when you're sad:
I enjoy this a lot but i wish the words were as fast as the original but i understand why it cannot be that way. you did great bro
the dancing cow is now ruined 🦍
(but you did very well)
U.S kid here listening to the polish version at age 10 🕺🕺🕺
Me listening to the English version at age 13😳🤯🫨🥴😅
Meee
This is very good it must take a lot of effort to keep the tune perfect with English words and translating the words to English must be hard work I appreciate this I’m subbed to you now well done
at the start I was thinking this was gonna suck but holy shit that was awesome!
This is life changing work. I love this song and all your work thank you for making my life amazing
@@user-tp5os9tv6o bro forgot to change accounts
I just wad on TH-cam shorts and found polish cow and wanted to know the English lyrics
I thought this song was cute and funny from the lil cow but I was so fuckin wrong...
As a musician and who is practicing RAP i know how terrible it is to sing a song in different language. GOOD JOB!
I think this sounds really good
Amazing how you can make it sound good with the translations not rhyming. Great job!
suprised you managed to translate a song well into a different language, It really hard to keep the tone of the song when it's transferred to english
Thank you like actually alot I've been wondering
Yo I'm highlighted
Nah it’s crazy how this is the the actual thing he says it’s just a funny cow meme
thats fire bro🔥
As a Polish I confirm this is the mental state of cows
Pretty darn close to the original 👏 Thank you from myself and all the others who don't fluently speak polish
This song cured my brother’s depression and suicidal thoughts when he heard this song he realized this is NOT gonna end well and boom he’s back to normal
this song deep i love it
Bro it’s really good for a transition like it’s not ment to rhyme in English but it dose
I wonder if someone could do an English version with similar lyrics that aren’t foreign that way it would be godly
This is so epic. Got my sub.
The only thing In my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone