I’m sitting here with tears in my eyes thinking to myself if Artie can kick that shit it’s finally my turn I’m going to be using this a lot for motivation Thank you joe. Seriously Everyone who interacted with this , thank you. This is where the real faith in humanity exists, I love u guys .
When Artie has a mic in front of him it doesn’t get any better. Dudes been doing it for decades, felt like I was watching Stern again. Absolute legend!
@HeyJude , so making up i never listened that's your argument? I listened before Artie was on Stern, back in the day when the show was actually funny, the Jackie years!
Artie took care of a lot of people and financially helped them out when he was on top and never sought publicity for it. Has a heart 2,000 times bigger than all his addiction problems.🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐠🐠🐠🐠💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
F all you saying the he won’t last shit..you people are ugly nasty people. It’s incredible how awful people can be..why would ANYONE wish nothing but success to his fellow neighbor..scumbags
@@msawyer110 than radio in general, yes, but imo nothing can beat some of those stern shows. Podcasts these days arent the same. You don't have the feeling of knowing theres millions of other people all laughing at the same time.
@@wasabisquad2790 I only knew he was in NY for this Artie interview because he said during his podcast with Edward Norton earlier in the week what his podcast schedule for the rest of the week. I'm sure you're not alone.
I remember , the first i ever heard of artie was on "This is not happening" and he talks about how additced he was that on "Madtv" i believe . He was talking about getting this crazy pig makeup done for a skit and everytime he had to do a bump he would just rip the snout off 😭😭💀💀 im glad hes cleaning up now 🤘
I enjoy hearing Artie's stories as well... always have since Stern. I don't mean to get dark here, but if he would have died at his height on the Stern show... he might have become something of a legend. Kind of like Cobain who timed his death just right to become a legend. Just thinking unpopular thoughts out loud. Don't mind me.
Im a recovering heroin addict .... I turned my life around and now im 2 years and 2 months sober and i loved this episode because i related to so much !
Congrats. I'm 3 years 3 months. Anyone can get clean if you want to. Good for anyone who stays clean and is working on their sobriety. It's the hardest thing you'll ever do
Rogan isn't stoned out of his skull, it makes him a better listener. I really like this Rogan better then "giant apes" Rogan. Not to say that Artie isn't an absolute legend! I hope he stays on the wagon, but seeing past results it doesn't look promising
@@Volkbrecht true, but there are other episodes where he seems to get stuck on a throwaway line halfway during a point a guest is making, and after the guest is done talking he goes on a tangent completely missing the point/joke. Check his legion of skanks episode for examples. Don't get me wrong, I still think he has a great podcast
@@bmunsky ill be 30 so eat me and the shitty thing is the truth and the statistics arent exactly in the addicts favor sorry if the truth hurts. I gave him an oppurtunity to prove me wrong and i wpuld be the first to congratulate him if he was still clean trust me just the reality of this beast called addiction.
I always thought One morning I’d wake up and hear that Artie Lange had died from an overdose... very happy to see him clean and able to help others get clean.
I ran on opiates for 40 yrs no couch drooling 3 jobs no problem I'm 72 it takes 28 days then you're back 3 days withdrawal if you will see God gave you back
Totally agree. First time since I've heard of him. For some reason I always felt like he would be sober one day. Maybe he's meant to be an example to us all on how low you can get and still recover.
@@jefferyorton1723 if all you hear are drugs when hes telling his stories then you should learn to listen. The dudes telling you everyting he went through while doing all this shit.
For 4 birthdays in a row all I wished for was to be able to stop drinking October 2019 was the first birthday in 4 years I did not have to make that same wish 179 days sober One day at a time
Congrats Mate, now that you built a system to live without it keep yourself positive and develop new healthy habits, go and run, start some language classes or go and train some martial art., You are truly warrior, keep going forward.
This is probably the best I've seen Artie look ever. His skin looks good, his voice sounds good, his weight is down and he seems like he's really cleared some hurdles.
"The problem with me is... everything escalates. If I put a $5 bet down on a roulette table, by tomorrow I'm running guns to Cuba." You can't teach that.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic! Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn't sound right. - (also) Mitch Hedberg
I have 14months off of a 4 year iv herion binge. I went through about $175,000, a house i basically traded for heroin and 2 cars. In the end, my 3rd staph infection entered my spine and after 2 surgeries- 92 days in hospital getting antibiotics every 4 hours iv. Learning to walk again was a bitch. Nothing can ever compare to the high of herion or the thrill of the lifestyle. But...nothing compares to the lows of withdrawal and the jails or institutions or coffins that horse is going to take you to. Thank you Artie and Joe. I watch these podcasts and uncle joey too. Yall help get me through. Love n Respect from South Mississippi.
@@txboy112233 dude, that's gonna be the toughest thing you've ever done in your entire life. you basically need somebody you completely trust to lock you up and take care of you, you can't do it on your own. don't ever go cold turkey, though. you have to taper off first, it also depends a lot on how and how much you use.
@@shinitaisenpai9057 i cant fight with working out keeping my mind busy or working or taking night quilt for 5 days or take some xanex for five days and sleep..I'll do anything to get off I'm mit that far gone. Yet I'm on 2 fake 30mg oxy might be fentanyl..that's why im scared to cold Turkey and die
its already happened actually! Joey was on Artie's podcast back in the day its short clips tho but its still comedy gold XD th-cam.com/video/obnfiShqsFg/w-d-xo.html
This is one of the most natural conversations from the JRP. Seems like a lot of guests are just plugging something but this sounds like two old friends bullshnitting. Great listen!
Joe plugs products and friends in most of his podcasts, he just tries to make it sound like it comes up naturally in a conversation. This one doesn't seem like he's plugging anything which is heartwarming
Indeed. I enjoy the circle of comedians related here. Ready for another one. Artie can't go outta state more than a I think 24hrs he said. Maybe Joe can make another trip soon. Artie's podcast is doing really well! 💞 Love it, a natural
I think he (Rogan) sort of owed Artie one -- their previous podcast (#618, 2015?) was Lange, clearly wasted out of his mind, slurring about "so what should we talk about to fill this dead air, I can name every Super Bowl match-up since 1970," and Joe awkwardly trying to express his concern, "Artie, how you doing, it's okay, you're not a bad guy, I want to help" -- not only a sad listen, but a real low point broadcast-wise. This is better.
Sober Artie is a Genius he's back and way better this whole interview i was smiling because he finally looks happy and accepts his failures and made him stronger
So proud of you. Keep it up. If you relapse don't make it some big thing or you'll fuck yourself psychologically. Artie's viewpoint is great - treat it like "I'll probably never use again" because that lets you keep going just because you know if you do it again you'll feel good for a short amount of time then feel *miserable* for all the time after that, and you use that instead of quitting because of some personal mandate you made like a New Years' Resolution. Anyway, I'm ranting, sorry about that. Just hope you are doing well. I'm on a similar trajectory, I quit last November and it has been a rough road, but I'm so happy I did it.
@@Platerpus7 Ha yeah quarantine was rough for former addicts, speaking from experience. If you used I hope you also survived it. If not that's ok, you can still do it, it's never too late to try :). If not then, well, you must be very insightful to notice that, and I respect your perspective.
You should check out Keith Richards' autobiography "Life"... 650 pages, each one tightly packed with tiniest font n barely 1 line spacing...Describing, in great detail, every single thing, starting from his early childhood, school years and so forth. Assuming it is all true (and there are many photos n "witness statements" corroborating it all), I have no idea how is this book even possible.
@@namisill850 I caught the front angle it looked kinda rough, but, yeah....even with the nose. Artie Lange looks younger and healthier right now than he has in 8+ years 100%. Haircut, goatee and steady grey has him looking good for sure. Artie was a good looking guy he just put on weight in the 90s once he started making money.
@@Jet17-17 joe actually flew to ny (not far from this podcast place they are in now) to do anthony cumias podcast as well earlier this year. so he does do it for certain people rarely. people he truly considers his friends
@@hippa2dahoppa2 he didn't fly to NJ specifically to do this podcast. He literally says in one of the podcasts last week that he was gonna do one with Artie while he was in NY for thr fights at MSG.. but you must be Joe's assistant, my bad.
You're right!! they stories.. as they are are horrendous, but the way he tells them sober is full of energy and so much better than ever before!! Artie, keep it up man!!
hell yes, this Artie is streaming pure and quicker and just keeps rolling, and you can even see he's got better color on his face - stay like this Artie awesome bud
Exercise is the only way I know to stay clean. I either go to the gym after work and get flooded with endorphins and dopamine that way or I stop for a beer and other substances. I'm a much better person after the gym instead of dope
Man I have to get serious about this myself. I used to be addicted to working out in high school but became a heroin addict by the time I graduated. Now I'm 39 and have been on opiates for 20+ years. The last 10 only methadone tho. I've been stable on a lower dose the last 3 years and finally been able to not fuck around trying to take extra to get high. I'm not overweight or anything like that but I'm feeling my age HARD. If I don't commit to getting in shape and seriously tapering off I know the rest of my life will not be fun.
@@noahsmith9025 You can do it, brother. Just start slow with the exercise. And if you have that addictive personality, which it appears you do, you will get hooked. I get annoyed because there are days i don’t want to exercise, but I know it’s a MUST in my formula to stay clean. Be good and best of luck. If I can do it, anyone can.
@@papialeman Likewise. It’s annoying having to exercise everyday, but for me to stay clean, it’s a must. I’m such a routine person now that if I don’t exercise, I feel I have failed. And for me, failure is an awful feeling because for too long in life, I failed miserably! Good luck!
He has never been genuine. Part of his problem is his inability to be honest with himself. Whenever someone on Stern's show would point out Artie's lies, he exploded. Whenever someone there questioned Artie's bullshit, he would threaten to beat the shit out of them outside the studio. He wears his mistakes like they're badges of honor. Listen to the joy in his voice when he talks about his fuck-ups. if he really wanted to change his life direction, he'd walk away from cameras and microphones for a decade and avoid all interviews. He won't. He's seduced by the spotlight. It's only a matter of time, alas...
His name is Artie, not "this guys". Also, you clearly never saw him on Stern in the first 4 to 5 years (2001 to early 2006) when he was thin and didn't have a stutter. From early 2006 until the end of 2009 is when he became really fucked up on Stern. Also, he looked REALLY healthy about a year before he got fired (he lost a lot of weight and got a tan and a new girlfriend, but that didn't last).
Right, I thought I was losing my shit, cause When I clicked on the title I was expecting the Artie Lange I saw on TV years back, and then I see this guy/the face is completely different. I had to google to see whats up. Lol.
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I’m sitting here with tears in my eyes thinking to myself if Artie can kick that shit it’s finally my turn
I’m going to be using this a lot for motivation
Thank you joe. Seriously
Everyone who interacted with this , thank you.
This is where the real faith in humanity exists,
I love u guys .
I hope you do. Take care
It may seem impossible but u can live a life without getting fucked up.
Pullin' for ya bro.
Good luck. Ive done it. You can too ❤
I was looking for this comment. I couldnt agree more. If he can, we can. I'm so sick of being sick. I needed this podcast.
Man, this was by far the funniest podcast (of all podcasts) in 2019, hands down.
Love seeing Artie healthier and funnier than ever.
Guido GL did you see ms. Pat.
@@eddiesuarez4064 Miss Pat is the shit
Preach!
Artie even funnier than before. Dude is awesome!
Guido GL sad
When Artie has a mic in front of him it doesn’t get any better. Dudes been doing it for decades, felt like I was watching Stern again. Absolute legend!
You couldn’t afford HowardTV back in the day, which would have been the only way to watch Artie... your cappin for the TH-cam comments section 😑😆😆
He is horrible, how he ever made it is beyond me!
@@604eign I'm pretty sure I saw him on HBO or some shit on dish Network
Rocket99 I agree. even on stern he wasn't funny.
@HeyJude , so making up i never listened that's your argument? I listened before Artie was on Stern, back in the day when the show was actually funny, the Jackie years!
Artie took care of a lot of people and financially helped them out when he was on top and never sought publicity for it. Has a heart 2,000 times bigger than all his addiction problems.🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐠🐠🐠🐠💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
I really hope this cat stays clean. He's funny af and down to earth.
4 Sho
F all you saying the he won’t last shit..you people are ugly nasty people. It’s incredible how awful people can be..why would ANYONE wish nothing but success to his fellow neighbor..scumbags
Best era of the Stern Show was with Artie.
Artie always made me laugh.
Anyone even talking about Stern, these days????
@@russie.russell I still listen once and while when I'm playing games, mostly the Sternthology old shit.
Solid argument for sure.
Facts
God, I miss him on stern. That era was radio gold.
Legendary radio
Its funny cause the podcasts now are better.
@@msawyer110 than radio in general, yes, but imo nothing can beat some of those stern shows. Podcasts these days arent the same. You don't have the feeling of knowing theres millions of other people all laughing at the same time.
Him and beetlejuice was some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.
He made the show at many times
I've always had a heart for Artie. He's an authentic human being and you just want to see him succeed.
Coolest move on the planet...going to NY for Artie because he couldn't travel. That's some ambassador level shit, Joe.
He was there already for the UFC fight at Madison Square Garden.
@@jimminychristmas8100 I know but going a day early was a nice gesture even though it might not be a big deal.
I thought this was a new studio 😂😂😂
I was wondering why people weren’t commenting about the location
@@wasabisquad2790 I only knew he was in NY for this Artie interview because he said during his podcast with Edward Norton earlier in the week what his podcast schedule for the rest of the week. I'm sure you're not alone.
I could listen to Artie's stories all day, every day. Glad he's doing so well, I hope he keeps it up. Great guy.
This is actually one of my all time favorite JRE. Joe is chillin and Artie is being funny as hell!
Yeah every time jre opens his pie hole he fcks up Artie's flow. STFU already...nobody wants to hear u fake laugh
@@SuperDodoe Man I was real laughing and I wasn't even in the room with him, I don't think its a fake laugh lol
@@Blackhearts60 I just hate joebrogan
@@SuperDodoe Fair enough
Lol yes
Doubt you’ll see this but I’m 7 days clean from all drugs. I love you Art thank you for the help.
How are ya doin now
The revival of Artie Lange is nothing short of a miracle. It’s really truly amazing that he is alive and doing well. Keep it up 👍🏻 Artie
Totally agree! He looks like a new man! Sounds good looks healthy looks happy and still funny as fuck! You’re the man Artie please keep it going!!!!
I remember , the first i ever heard of artie was on "This is not happening" and he talks about how additced he was that on "Madtv" i believe . He was talking about getting this crazy pig makeup done for a skit and everytime he had to do a bump he would just rip the snout off 😭😭💀💀 im glad hes cleaning up now 🤘
This guy is hilarious. Don't die on us Artie, stay clean.
RIP
i miss artie from stern.. but he would have died by now. so i guess clean artie is better than no artie
@Blue&Green There comes a time when a man must shun the brown. Think he has enough stories saved.
He's amazing again. Funniest man alive. Thank God he's back. Artie always comes back. Love you Artie.
I enjoy hearing Artie's stories as well... always have since Stern. I don't mean to get dark here, but if he would have died at his height on the Stern show... he might have become something of a legend. Kind of like Cobain who timed his death just right to become a legend. Just thinking unpopular thoughts out loud. Don't mind me.
Stay strong Artie Lange. You deserve to live. We love the hell out of you. Stay humble and clean.
Artie’s gambled so much that he’s morphed into Kenny Rogers
Oh man that's good
hahhaahahahhahahahahahahahha
Ya he dead
Line of the year
@Gabriel Lozornio omg I didn't even notice, fuck man that was awesome. Lol
Im a recovering heroin addict .... I turned my life around and now im 2 years and 2 months sober and i loved this episode because i related to so much !
Well done, good luck in the future
Keep it up brother! Good on you!
J C ✋️❤️
Keep it up homie! 1 day at a time! Game on!
Congrats. I'm 3 years 3 months. Anyone can get clean if you want to. Good for anyone who stays clean and is working on their sobriety. It's the hardest thing you'll ever do
He has the feel of someone who just woke up from a coma and is just happy to see the sun again
Cameron he’s been reborn.
I hope he sees this comment. It's "keep-going-fuel".
Some addicts do see light and when they do it's beautiful to witness.
"I stopped to smell the roses in life and they had cocaine on them" I think he's somehow even funnier than he was before. Way to go Artie 🙌
Audio not as good as normal Jre but I loved this pod as an addict helped me and very inspirational thanks joe and Artie
Seeing artie happy n sober on this show just made my day
Ditto
Ditto x2
A lot of them relapse ... again ... and again ... and again ..... I hope this isn’t the case
Me 2
Big facts! Truly made me feel good keep it up Artie!
If his voice wasn't the same, i wouldn't believe this was Artie.
I know what happened to his face?
@Caleb drugs? I honestly don't remember, it's been years
I gotta agree. This looks nothing like Artie. He looks healthy. But, the shape of the face, everything, none of it looks like Artie.
I was just about to comment the same. Crazy, man.
Bet if u saw him now you'd recognize him.. 😔
Artie is the man. He's hilarious and is awesome at telling stories.
This is the absolute best version of Artie I've ever seen.
considering the guy is a junkie and a scam artist for 30 years...aint saying much
Jade Zee show me on the doll where uncle Artie hurt you
Really great to see him in a better place. Rooting for the guy for sure.
It's arties voice with this person I've never seen before.
Seriously.. looks nothing like him. Looks like fucking, Kenny Rodgers
@@whenboysetsfire1 😂
For real, weird
@@SinisterMinister yea I can't get over it that's not him
So well said
I don't care what ANYBODY says,
"DIRTY WORK" is one of the funniest movies I've ever watched!
Did you ever say you can see why women find Sean Connery attractive? Noooooo
It is a great movie.
I remember watching that movie when It came out lol I was 11. Great movie.
@@Mr_Chode , so, you're 33?
@@colinmontgomery1956 32
This is one of the funniest jre's ive ever seen. Artie is a legend.
Definitely a legend.
Rogan isn't stoned out of his skull, it makes him a better listener. I really like this Rogan better then "giant apes" Rogan. Not to say that Artie isn't an absolute legend! I hope he stays on the wagon, but seeing past results it doesn't look promising
@@MrAppie9090 This was basically Joe giving cues, the show was totally run by Artie. Good thing though, I didn't know him. I guess I'm a fan now :)
@@Volkbrecht true, but there are other episodes where he seems to get stuck on a throwaway line halfway during a point a guest is making, and after the guest is done talking he goes on a tangent completely missing the point/joke. Check his legion of skanks episode for examples. Don't get me wrong, I still think he has a great podcast
Yes this instantly became one of the funniest shows of them all and that's saying a lot. I hope this happens again soon somehow.
105 days clean from heroin today!
Hows it going? Still going strong?
@@thomasmitchell4128 relapse
@@areal1942 that's a shitty thing to suggest
@@areal1942 You have to be a child. Live a little longer before you post ignorant shit like this.
@@bmunsky ill be 30 so eat me and the shitty thing is the truth and the statistics arent exactly in the addicts favor sorry if the truth hurts. I gave him an oppurtunity to prove me wrong and i wpuld be the first to congratulate him if he was still clean trust me just the reality of this beast called addiction.
I always thought One morning I’d wake up and hear that Artie Lange had died from an overdose... very happy to see him clean and able to help others get clean.
during the Stern years he got pretty close..
My favourite era of the Stern Show included this hilarious person... I wish him all the best.
Stern show died when he left
“The last time I was nine months clean, I was nine months old”
damnit Artie
Not actually the truth of what he said, but you be you.
That Chris Farley story had me rolling. He was my favorite comedian of all time, RIP. I'm glad Artie is still with us and getting better.
Dude, I’m really happy seeing Artie like this.
"If I bet $5 at a table, by tomorrow morning I'll be running guns to Cuba" 😂😂😂
I believe Artie when says that too lol
"I lost 3 fiancees because of heroin. Heroin saved me a lot of money"
I love you, Artie.
He said the same jokes on Legion of Skanks
He's doing hacky material instead of doing an interview.
I ran on opiates for 40 yrs no couch drooling 3 jobs no problem I'm 72 it takes 28 days then you're back 3 days withdrawal if you will see God gave you back
Keep up the lying baby gorilla 😂
Artie gave me a lot of hope. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Im also here bro!
One day at a time. ♡🙏
Best of luck to you all.
Facts
Same here. 50. Trying to kick alcohol.
Was that a podcast, or did Artie just do a tight 95 minute set?
Best AA speaker meeting ever
Seriously. Artie is a friggin savant.
That's how he does podcasts that's how he talked on stern that's how he did his podcast
Artie was drunk as fuck
Was fire
Artie is a comedy hero. I love the dude. I hope he's happy and I hope he gets whatever he wants, good or bad. Dude has brought me a lot of happiness.
“Those chicks look like the ‘86 Celtics” 😭😭
Dead! 😆
Fucking in tears 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
This is the first time I've genuinely believed artie was sober
Totally agree. First time since I've heard of him. For some reason I always felt like he would be sober one day. Maybe he's meant to be an example to us all on how low you can get and still recover.
Yeah, but all he can talk about is drugs. Not impressive at all.
Why?
@@jefferyorton1723 Well, when 90+% of your life is drugs...
@@jefferyorton1723 if all you hear are drugs when hes telling his stories then you should learn to listen. The dudes telling you everyting he went through while doing all this shit.
For 4 birthdays in a row all I wished for was to be able to stop drinking
October 2019 was the first birthday in 4 years I did not have to make that same wish
179 days sober
One day at a time
Cheers
Fuck yeah brother! You’re in control now! You’re driving this shit nowwww
Fuck yea, good going man, keep the good hustle up man. The only way is forward and up from here. Happy times n better days brother. God bless
Congrats Mate, now that you built a system to live without it keep yourself positive and develop new healthy habits, go and run, start some language classes or go and train some martial art., You are truly warrior, keep going forward.
Congrats mate, keep up the good work. Stay strong 💪🏼
This is probably the best I've seen Artie look ever. His skin looks good, his voice sounds good, his weight is down and he seems like he's really cleared some hurdles.
“My FedEx guy is a drug dealer and doesn’t know it.” 😂
Joey Diaz and Artie need a podcast called cocaine cowboys.
paid life gold
2 guys that love to talk alot just wouldn't work
If Artie started hanging out with Joey, he'd be back into drugs in no-time. lol
@@NobleNemesis Only thing Joey does now is smoke herb.
@@ChemAndAdrenaline yeah but artie is in recovery indefinitely so he cant even be around anything, even herb
"The problem with me is... everything escalates. If I put a $5 bet down on a roulette table, by tomorrow I'm running guns to Cuba."
You can't teach that.
Pure comedy gold
Apparently, dhere/s a METHADONE to Artie Lange's madness..
God I hope he stays clean. He’s just an incredible talent. This was a great interview
I hope he doesn't fall back on heroin too, I've read up on Artie after watching this, seems he is still doing good.
@Mike Calvin, oh no! Not the *F word* !!, say it ain’t so.
Never ever laughed as hard on a JRE show. Artie is hilarious.
Omfg 3:10 had me dying. "I dont pressure myself" 🤣
Artie is one of the greatest story tellers ever. So funny, even as a hot ass mess, he's hilarious.
@altruistic angel Thanks I will!
I have been sober for 8 years, and on some of the meds he talks about. Been through alot that he has. This was cool to listen too.
Artie Lange: I'm finally off heroin and recovering gambling addict.
Joe Rogan: I have the same struggle with video games.
It can get bad, missing work to play pokemon, stealing your mothers jewelry to buy V-bucks. It's no joke
Sa Jeeuh There are people who've spent over 10K on micro transactions on one game.
@@arcticwolf8313 ye i know i was just having a little fun.
He’s talking about having an obsessive personality lmaoo
I once spent 80 dollars on class of clans. It was embarrassing
“I stopped to smell the roses. And they had cocaine on them.”
Lmao that was funny shit
"I stopped to smell the roses BECAUSE they had cocaine on them....."
Dhe Nose-Snorting Experience
Artie physically looks like a different person
‘I had a podcast in my living room and I was late 18 times’. 😂😂😭
That sounds like a joke Rodney Dangerfield would've written if he were around today.
I would love to see uncle Joey Diaz do a Church episode with Artie.
Oh man they would go great together!
fck yeah!
Diaz does not listen.
That might explode the internet
GorGob lul wat
Lets get Joey Coco and Artie Lang in the same room.
Charles Moore Artie had Joey on his show a few years ago.
Joey's a fat liar
That’s a relapse trigger waiting to happen
@therealgoody "Joe Rogan I'm tellin ya I used to shoot pool with aliens who would sniff coke up their fucken asses I'm tellin ya Joe Rogan"
What if they fed off each other and ended up inside a giant bag of blow?
6 days clean. Artie lang went from being one of my favorite original personalities To one of my inspirations for sobriety. Keep doing you artie! 💯
KRATOM bro look into it
"I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too." -Mitch Hedberg
Classic, Rice is good when you're hungry and want to eat 2000 of somthing, RIP MITCH
Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"
"The Dufranses are missing. Who can eat at a time like this?" "Bush search party of three!"
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic! Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn't sound right.
- (also) Mitch Hedberg
"If I put a five dollar bet on a roulette table right now, by tomorrow morning I'd be running guns to Cuba." Artie has good lines.
For the Doggies Guitars he should do stand up comedy!
Artie snorted his best lines
Wtf haha was reading the comment an it was the part in the vid simultaneously
"If I put a 5 dollar bet on a roulette table right now, by tomorrow morning I'll be running guns to Cuba"
@Tony D fo reeeaaal
I love Artie so much more now than I ever did 20 yrs ago. He's been given a gift of humor few ever get and it's sharper and funnier now.
“I done a podcast in my living room and i was late 18 times” hahahaha
mr facts STFU. Most people have more of a life then reading ALL the comments.
It's cool how "aware" Artie is of his success and humble he is.
Joe: You ever try DMT?
Artie: I'm more of a heroin man myself
right lol! have you seen this tho? th-cam.com/video/GQ1FmHqM2L8/w-d-xo.html&t=
Hilariously fucked up 😂
Bro that gutted me lol
It may cure his addictions
@Cap Archer like Garth Brooks
I have 14months off of a 4 year iv herion binge. I went through about $175,000, a house i basically traded for heroin and 2 cars. In the end, my 3rd staph infection entered my spine and after 2 surgeries- 92 days in hospital getting antibiotics every 4 hours iv. Learning to walk again was a bitch.
Nothing can ever compare to the high of herion or the thrill of the lifestyle. But...nothing compares to the lows of withdrawal and the jails or institutions or coffins that horse is going to take you to.
Thank you Artie and Joe. I watch these podcasts and uncle joey too. Yall help get me through.
Love n Respect from South Mississippi.
Snow Man wow that’s rough story, stay strong!
I have 200 days tomorrow after two years of smoking heroin and freebase.
hope you're doing good, man.
How do u get thru withdraws i wanna quit cold Turkey
@@txboy112233 dude, that's gonna be the toughest thing you've ever done in your entire life. you basically need somebody you completely trust to lock you up and take care of you, you can't do it on your own. don't ever go cold turkey, though. you have to taper off first, it also depends a lot on how and how much you use.
@@shinitaisenpai9057 i cant fight with working out keeping my mind busy or working or taking night quilt for 5 days or take some xanex for five days and sleep..I'll do anything to get off I'm mit that far gone. Yet I'm on 2 fake 30mg oxy might be fentanyl..that's why im scared to cold Turkey and die
I want to see Artie and Joey Diaz together on a podcast
Hell yeah this needs to be up voted
its already happened actually! Joey was on Artie's podcast back in the day its short clips tho but its still comedy gold XD th-cam.com/video/obnfiShqsFg/w-d-xo.html
I don’t think my abdominals could handle that.
@@aschraub9897 yeah I used to watch his show, but it was a long time ago Joey and Artie had to be filtered being on TV
Do you want our universe to explode? This is too much power for only one dimension!
_"I did a podcast in my livingroom... I was late 18 times."_ - *Artie Lange*
LMFAO that shit had me on the ground in tears man great episode very funny🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
Hahahah
Artie has told that joke atleast 400 times now
Chris worth it
Artie “Addicted To Dhe Lifestyle” Lange
"The last time I was nine months sober, I was nine months old."
-Artie Lange
Artie been shootin before he hit puberty
It's an old joke.
I hardly think he was using any drugs before the age of 5 let alone 9 months
@@davidneumann2705 Humor ain't your thing, eh?
@@davidneumann2705 Doesn't matter for the joke to work. At the age of 5 he would be 5 years sober (not nine months).
I will have 3 years off heroin in January. Thanks artie!! I always come back to this podcast.
Sending good vibes to you!!
Same here Jan 15th
@@michaelebert6461 my nigga!
@@jerryknuckles736 good for you bro! I've been clean 4 and half years and never looking back
@@ginge7945 im glad, man! Good for you too!! We're all good!
15 minutes into this podcast I was pissed there was only an hour and 20 minutes left!!!! Love these guys!
This was GOLD. Love when Artie appears on JRE. Wish it was 4 hours long. Stay healthy Artie. You need more appearances on JRE down the road.
This is one of the most natural conversations from the JRP. Seems like a lot of guests are just plugging something but this sounds like two old friends bullshnitting. Great listen!
Love you Artie.
Joe plugs products and friends in most of his podcasts, he just tries to make it sound like it comes up naturally in a conversation. This one doesn't seem like he's plugging anything which is heartwarming
He's plugging his sobriety, this was definitely a comeback to show to the world that he's sober and willing to get back to work like it's 2007.
Indeed. I enjoy the circle of comedians related here. Ready for another one. Artie can't go outta state more than a I think 24hrs he said. Maybe Joe can make another trip soon.
Artie's podcast is doing really well! 💞 Love it, a natural
I think he (Rogan) sort of owed Artie one -- their previous podcast (#618, 2015?) was Lange, clearly wasted out of his mind, slurring about "so what should we talk about to fill this dead air, I can name every Super Bowl match-up since 1970," and Joe awkwardly trying to express his concern, "Artie, how you doing, it's okay, you're not a bad guy, I want to help" -- not only a sad listen, but a real low point broadcast-wise. This is better.
I miss the days when Artie would argue with Beetlejuice
“That’s the crazy part about drugs. They work.”
😂
Sober Artie is a Genius he's back and way better this whole interview i was smiling because he finally looks happy and accepts his failures and made him stronger
This was the funniest episode in a very long time.
ZombieTex I love the episodes with Ant & Jimmy
I wouldn't be mad if there was a comedian every third episode.
All the scientists and sociologists not why I'm on youtube.
Dude I agree! Artie had me rolling. The story of him and Norm McDonald looking after Chris Farley at the party was hilarious.
Artie is one of the BEST storytellers. Answers the questions with story’s that enhance the answers.
if it wasn't for his voice I wouldn't even know that was Artie.
It isnt
True
scotty smith crazy huh
@@scorcoz The mendela effect? didn't he pass like twice already ?
seriously though, wtf happened to him, it's like he changed his face
I had 7 years clean in August. Keep it up Artie.
Great work bro!
Loser
Thank you Peter!
Good stuff dude, stay on the right path ; )
A word of advice: don't boast about how long you've been drug free on youtube comments
Joe looks 10 years younger in this studio.
high psi facts
Looks like a moldy band-aid here
He uses under lighting at his studio. I removed wrinkles, especially puffy eyes.
It's the 3/4 sleeves
Why is he in this studio?
Artie was really articulate here. Been a long time since he had a clear head. Best of Luck Brother!
Joe being in a different studio makes me feel odd.
is that permanent new studio...?
No just there I think because the ufc was at MSG. it’s part of the legion of skanks studio I think.
He also went on legion of skanks podcast which feels even weirder watching him on someone else’s podcast. It was an awkward podcast in general tho.
I'm with you Daniel. Unsettling.
It’s an alternate timeline
2 months clean.. this helped me right at the start of it. Thank you.
Hope you're still clean bro! If not try again !
Hope you survived quarantine
So proud of you. Keep it up. If you relapse don't make it some big thing or you'll fuck yourself psychologically. Artie's viewpoint is great - treat it like "I'll probably never use again" because that lets you keep going just because you know if you do it again you'll feel good for a short amount of time then feel *miserable* for all the time after that, and you use that instead of quitting because of some personal mandate you made like a New Years' Resolution.
Anyway, I'm ranting, sorry about that. Just hope you are doing well. I'm on a similar trajectory, I quit last November and it has been a rough road, but I'm so happy I did it.
@@Platerpus7 Ha yeah quarantine was rough for former addicts, speaking from experience. If you used I hope you also survived it. If not that's ok, you can still do it, it's never too late to try :). If not then, well, you must be very insightful to notice that, and I respect your perspective.
Hopefully still clean unlike artie
“that’s the thing about drugs, they work”.
~artie lange
Cavern?
thats terrance mckenna actually but whatever
Yeah but Artie actually seems funnier sober
Louis CK has a similar but. “The problem with drugs are that they are the perfect solution to every problem you’ve ever had.”
Jason Silva yes sir.
One of the best story tellers ever is Arte Lange. His tag line should be: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
"I lost 3 fiancès to heroin. Heroin saved me a lot of money."
i'll take that to heart
13:10
lol
You should have married to rich women so you would have profited
"because of heroin" if you want to make that joke work without context
Okay boomer
all this drug use and he has a better memory than me.
Puh lease. Every drunk and drug addict is always telling lies. Lang has been caught in many lies with his life story.
he's as sharp as a needle here, i hope he can stay off the coke
@@61lastchild damn you're right sober people never do that
You should check out Keith Richards' autobiography "Life"... 650 pages, each one tightly packed with tiniest font n barely 1 line spacing...Describing, in great detail, every single thing, starting from his early childhood, school years and so forth. Assuming it is all true (and there are many photos n "witness statements" corroborating it all), I have no idea how is this book even possible.
TheDJRStyles same thing with Joey Diaz.
"To lose that kind of money you have to bet on the Jets A LOT!"
Amen to that one brother
Artie and Joey Diaz would be amazing together
Omg yes. I think Joey wrote about him in his book. Either that or he was talking about him on his podcast
CHRIST HE LOOKS YOUNGER TODAY THAN THE PAST DECADE
😂😂😂
really???? have you noticed his nose?
NamisIll his nose doesn’t determine his overall look you fucking idiot
@@namisill850 I caught the front angle it looked kinda rough, but, yeah....even with the nose. Artie Lange looks younger and healthier right now than he has in 8+ years 100%.
Haircut, goatee and steady grey has him looking good for sure. Artie was a good looking guy he just put on weight in the 90s once he started making money.
@@namisill850 you sure told him!!
For Joe to travel to New Jersey for a podcast with a friend outside the limelight truly speaks volumes about his character.
I think Joe was in New York for the fights lol
Yeah but to actually cross over into Jersey is a different story Ben! Haha yeah no, that's a good point. I forgot the fight was in New York
@@ToothyBeej You're making a valid point. I'd rather drive from NJ up through NY state and into Vermont than go anywhere near northeastern NJ / NYC.
@@Jet17-17 joe actually flew to ny (not far from this podcast place they are in now) to do anthony cumias podcast as well earlier this year. so he does do it for certain people rarely. people he truly considers his friends
@@hippa2dahoppa2 he didn't fly to NJ specifically to do this podcast. He literally says in one of the podcasts last week that he was gonna do one with Artie while he was in NY for thr fights at MSG.. but you must be Joe's assistant, my bad.
Jamie: What should we do for the first episode post Sober October?
Joe: ...let’s call Artie
@Seth Organs Beats off Jaime*
Jamie’s a made guy now.
I hope artie gets his nose fixed poor bastards been through alot I know it's a reminder to him but I hate to see him jacked up
I completed sober October. Went to rehab lmao. non intentional now i look back at it. the sober obtober thing
And we all win.
That Geraldo story was amazing
The only Guy who appreciates Real Talent.
Respect Joe.
👏👏👏
“If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table, by tomo I’ll be running guns to Cuba.” 😂😂
That had me dying man 😂😂😂
I was like damn im not there yet thank god 😂
I love this guy I hope he stays clean
Tomo??
Classic
The rare comedian that is funnier when he's sober.
The stories are from when he was high though.
optimisticcosmic he makes the stories funny with his one liners and the way he describes his stories make them funnier
You're right!! they stories.. as they are are horrendous, but the way he tells them sober is full of energy and so much better than ever before!! Artie, keep it up man!!
hell yes, this Artie is streaming pure and quicker and just keeps rolling, and you can even see he's got better color on his face - stay like this Artie awesome bud
Yeah, but I also crack up at the scene of him nodding off in sunglasses on Howard Stern.
Joe is right. I was a massive opiate addict for a long time. I’m now addicted to exercise. Odd, but at least I’m clean. Hope Artie is doing well
Exercise is the only way I know to stay clean. I either go to the gym after work and get flooded with endorphins and dopamine that way or I stop for a beer and other substances. I'm a much better person after the gym instead of dope
Man I have to get serious about this myself. I used to be addicted to working out in high school but became a heroin addict by the time I graduated. Now I'm 39 and have been on opiates for 20+ years. The last 10 only methadone tho. I've been stable on a lower dose the last 3 years and finally been able to not fuck around trying to take extra to get high. I'm not overweight or anything like that but I'm feeling my age HARD. If I don't commit to getting in shape and seriously tapering off I know the rest of my life will not be fun.
@@noahsmith9025 You can do it, brother. Just start slow with the exercise. And if you have that addictive personality, which it appears you do, you will get hooked. I get annoyed because there are days i don’t want to exercise, but I know it’s a MUST in my formula to stay clean. Be good and best of luck. If I can do it, anyone can.
@@papialeman Likewise. It’s annoying having to exercise everyday, but for me to stay clean, it’s a must. I’m such a routine person now that if I don’t exercise, I feel I have failed. And for me, failure is an awful feeling because for too long in life, I failed miserably! Good luck!
Artie is one of the most Genuine guys out there. Hope sobriety wins this time.
lol..he is a lying junkie...
Your delutional.....
Jade Zee exactly hes full of garbage
He’s a sociopath (trust me it takes one to know one), he’s a pathological liar to start, drugs/sociopathy, a bit of both. That’s only to start.
He has never been genuine. Part of his problem is his inability to be honest with himself. Whenever someone on Stern's show would point out Artie's lies, he exploded. Whenever someone there questioned Artie's bullshit, he would threaten to beat the shit out of them outside the studio. He wears his mistakes like they're badges of honor. Listen to the joy in his voice when he talks about his fuck-ups. if he really wanted to change his life direction, he'd walk away from cameras and microphones for a decade and avoid all interviews. He won't. He's seduced by the spotlight. It's only a matter of time, alas...
The background makes it look like Joe now hosts an early morning talk show on FM radio that plays top 40 pop music
Is it his new studio
It's the Skanks studio in NY
The Kids Nice 😂
Is this the new setup?
I’ve been following this guy since his Stern days, and I’ve NEVER seen him look this healthy.
His name is Artie, not "this guys". Also, you clearly never saw him on Stern in the first 4 to 5 years (2001 to early 2006) when he was thin and didn't have a stutter. From early 2006 until the end of 2009 is when he became really fucked up on Stern. Also, he looked REALLY healthy about a year before he got fired (he lost a lot of weight and got a tan and a new girlfriend, but that didn't last).
Calm down Jessica....he didn’t mean to offend yo man!
Dan Maler he doesn’t even have a bad stutter lol. Ur a fuckin jabroni 🤣
he's got the same enthusiasm as when he was on the show (fortunately minus the drugs)
@@Danimal77 calm down soy boy
Drity work was super under rated
If I put a $5 bet on a Roulette table right now, tomorrow morning I'd be running guns to Cuba!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I literally read this as he said it 😂
Lol. I know exactly what he’s saying
Holy shit that Giraldo story has me crying 😂
John Doe 37 min mark
@John Doe dude listen to the whole thing. It's brilliant.
37:37 I give you a great Greg Giraldo story
i didnt think it was that funny
Lol my favorite is when someone gets Joe to laugh that hard.
This is unbelievable. It doesn’t even seem like Arte. This podcast was incredible.
Right, I thought I was losing my shit, cause When I clicked on the title I was expecting the Artie Lange I saw on TV years back, and then I see this guy/the face is completely different. I had to google to see whats up. Lol.
Ethan Dangberg he mentioned he’s clean because “he has to be” due to drug court. I hope once his legal obligations are over, he stays clean
If you look as his pics as a young man, you can see he would have looked like this if he hadn't been a train wreck.
Minus the nose of course.
Give him a few months.
@@davejones5640 Or you could give him CREDIT for getting this far.
I hope Artie is doing alright during this pandemonium
Pandemonium???? Pandemic, Fucking Goof
@@hisroyalhighness8566 are you for real? Look up pandemonium in the dictionary. The comment makes perfect sense
Haven't heard from him in a while, hope he didn't slip on some drugs
@@hisroyalhighness8566 >:( wow harsh wtf
Me too. I think of him all the time. Hope he's well.