The Hummer H2 Is the Most Embarrassing Vehicle You Can Drive
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I think the Hummer H2 is the most embarrassing vehicle you can buy today -- and here's why.
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Imagine letting someone rent your car then end up seeing it on this video
Imagine letting someone rent your (gross, filthy, stained, busted) car...
Especially a video that just clowns on it.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂😂
Adam lmao right
Guy renting the hummer: so what did u think Doug?
Doug: it was great, such a fun vehicle!
It has many quirks
"And for more of my thoughts on the hummer go to Autotrader .com slash oversteer where I've put more of my thoughts about this rental and compiled a list of my top ten reviews of other cars I've reviewed that were rentals!"
@@Sizifus even though I hear him saw quiks and then say it to myself to see if they sound the same...I swear he isn't saying it properly.
He says oh I saw your video bitch! Doug runs off 🤣
I think the same thing about guys driving oversized jacked up pickups....🤙 itty bitty you know what.
My dad has had an H2 since 2003. Bought it for $63K and got all the luxury options. Still running strong and great vehicle
H2s are so expensive now
That’s unfortunate because an H1 alpha is the real deal
I have one as well. Love it
my dad just gave me his that hes had since 2003 still strong love it
I have a lift kit on mine w/ 20inch rims / 35 inch off road tires . Rebuilt motor and use it to tow my boat
After watching this I trusted my instinct and bought one last week. Mine is 20yrs old with 150k and it's surprisingly quiet on rough roads. My steering isn't loose my body doesn't roll and as a non City dweller who lives off dirt roads, I found it's the best riding vehicle I've ever been in. It's very comfortable and feels like a pillow on rough roads at 50 miles an hour. It is a bit ridiculous for City people though. I pulled a semi truck and trailer off of a four-by-four only road yesterday. A Jeep showed up and turned around because he didn't knew he didn't have a prayer pulling a semi. These things are like a Jeep but for men. I get all the quirky things and the cheap gm stuff but for performance and reliability this thing is serious. By the way I'm getting 13 MPGs in the city.
Exactly!! I used to have an SUT and I'm looking at an H2 now. Basically a bigger cozier more powerful jeep. Who cares if they're obnoxious, that's half the fun. 😂
This guy can’t see past his entitlement! A true review would include allllllllll pros and cons. I have never felt more embarrassed watching a young kid act like this on a review! It seems no one respects OR appreciates anything anymore, unless it’s totally millennial upgraded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Man, that is well said. This guy is both irritating and an idiot who'd fail cooking school. @@dreamwalker3698
Not to mention if you have the 6.0 in it it’s a bulletproof engine
"HUMMER H2 H2 HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER H2 HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER" -Doug DeMuro, 2/28/2017
Nate Tamez literally not funny
Virgin
I want to set it as my alarm tone, if not my ringtone 😁
HUMMER
Wise words
“Why is there a H2 hood dangling from that helicopter?” “Uh oh...”
“Command said we were getting transportation airdopped. Instead we got a pile of rubble and a crater”
It's meant to be bars so u grab them to open the hood. It says it in the manual..
@@Maxgenadiy no one said it wasnt....
Oh wow, great comment, crap ton of likes, but barely any comments? That's a new one! Great comment as well!
@@Maxgenadiy someone owns an H2.. hahah
One good thing about this vehicle is that it has tons of room inside for tools or to sleep in. It also has 8 bolt hubs that will be able to handle big tires and a semi floating 14 bolt rear axle on coils with link suspension. Sturdy and decent clearance.
Coils or air in the back.
Despite all these "cons" i still have a crush on H2s and H1. Oh what the hell, early 2000s suburbans, escalades, yukon Denalis, navigators, excursions all hold a massive special place in my heart 😄
ugh i love all of them so much to be completely honest. if only gas prices weren’t so heinously high up here in canada 😭
@@dazednconfusedrn yeah, it's not too different here in the US
Doug: The H2 HUMMER is the most embarrassing car you can drive.
PT Cruiser owner: Hold my beer
Check out his newest video...
You are wrong haha
No, hold my applesauce
David H oh Yeah said Pontiac AZTEK
FJ Cruiser owner: Hold my beer
Prius has got it beat!
Doug DeMuro, the type of guy to rent your car just to make fun of it
SomeOffensiveKid05 I would
SomeOffensiveKid05 Rent a car to make fun of it? Vehicle Virgins - and especially me - has the car for you; the Toyota Prius. If I were to rent something to talk trash on it would be a Prius. The reason Vehicle Virgins rented a Prius was so he can talk trash on it and drag race it like that guy who did 61 in a 25 with his Prius in Horrible Bosses.
It's more like a joke on the person who purchased the vehicle, to begin with. Literally jokes on them.
Paul Jr. Harrington I'd rather have a Mitsubishi mirage than a prius
What is the point. Should he buy it first? He is reviewing this car and shows his opinion which he is clearly entitled to.
I loved my H1 and H2! The H2 is nothing like the H1. Completely different. Both had plus and minus. I would bet most H2 buyers never rode in a H1.
Got both. My H1 escaped from an auction in Georgia. The H2 is the civilized version.
Bought two new h2 the Christmas of 05.
Best vehicle ever I no longer own them but both are looking like new and nearly 500,000 miles.
If I had any Idea they would make it past 200 I never would have sold both.
@@shadowofpain8144 I don't believe you
The video was funny. I am in the Army I have driven H1s for over 10 years. I have a 10 inch lifted H2. I have a lot of fun fixed most of the design flaws but all in all it's a fun driving experience.
@@chaddoerge5554 how did you fix the design flaws?
I drove one for about a year and to be feir quite comfortable . Just like driving sitting in your house's sofa with a head window. Amazing when you drive on a highway overseeing the ocean. The gas mileage is awful but fun and comfortable overall.
Yep! 9-10 miles to the gallon. I have a 2003 H2. It's a very comfortable and safe vehicle.
Owner: awww he told me he liked it
Mr. Peanutbutter this comment made me sad😢
@@paxtonulrich7673 same!!!
Don’t you have a horse to be taking to your agent’s wedding?
Doug would find his HS bully, rent his car, then roast it on YT to get revenge. 😂😂
Meanwhile the bully fucked his wife for old times sake.
@@psychoticdaizyproductions569 if he own th he H2 he had a small dick.
John Doe :/
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
Why not rent the bully?
I have a friend who bought one new. He still drives it every day and it looks brand new. I can’t imagine how much time and money he spends on maintenance.
Gas going up now too... Not a good time to be a H2 or H3 owner.
I see perfect looking Hummers sound like they are going to blow up. I just laugh.
What do you care how much he spends on his stuff? Mind your own business.
@@lucasrodriguezfontan8451- He didn't say he cared. He said he 'can't imagine'. What do you care what the OP thinks about? Mind your own business.
This car would eat an original mini as breakfast, meanwhile the H1 eats an entire bus.
it can be an embarrassing vehicle to you but to some of us its heaven on earth.
H3 & H2 owner. I'd part with one of my children before one of my Hummers.
Sadly, he is showing his maturity level!!!!!!
They’re good trucks, I mean. I have one as a project vehicle and it’s extremely fun to drive.
every rapper of the early 2000s disagrees with you
tgms177 youre 100% right cuz im a huge fan of 90's-00's hip hop and i fucking love the H2😂
tgms177 Lol that was Eminems only car back then and I think he still has one
tgms177 That fact should tell blacks something important about rap. ; But, it doesn't.
And pray tell, Charlie Sthill, what profound insight into the genre of rap music are you privy to that apparently no Black person (I assume you've spoken to them all) has yet to stumble upon?
Charlie Sthill what does a person choice of music has to do with anything. Should I make myself like county or metal I don't understand the point of your comment. And just more then blacks enjoy rap music just like more then white enjoy county, pop or heavy metal.
Ah yes, the H2. Part of the mid 2000s coke dealer starter set.
No sir, that was second gen Escalade on 24's. Get your coke whips correct, don't be like Doug with facts..
No, no, no, you’re both wrong. That’s the Chrysler 300 on 24s.
Ultimate One naw
Duragg Danny I spotted the Chrysler 300 owner.
And starter set of low income suburbs who all bought the h2 used.
I wouldn't be embarrassed in this.
If anything it's a flex to be able to afford 10-13 MPG. Wish I could own an H2
ok
I worked at a repair shop and I loved the room this thing had in it and the air vents made me think, why don't all manufacturers do this?
I sat in one at a car show & was surprised. Seeing it from outside I expected more room. We checked out an Expedition, Yukon & Armada. All had more usable actual room.
The H2 has all vital components within the frame rails and protected by plates, grid guards, and cross members. The shifter location is perfect, otherwise it would have had to go on the column. Borg Warner transfer case, Eaton lockers, factory grind bars and a bulletproof engine. I love it still.
I love mine! It's the toughest vehicle I've ever owned! 550k no major break down yet.
The pre-recession 2000s were a magical time. I lived right in the middle of the northern California housing bubble and these things were EVERYWHERE.
Hahaha so TRUE! I lived in Central Valley for a while and every street someone had a hummer parked out front of the tract houses before and around the 2008 housing crash
Texas here and everyone and their mom was trading their big trucks for the hummer lol. Then what seemed like a few months later everyone hated them with a passion.
The McMansion era.
same for vegas. they were everywhere then suddenly nowhere
Lol my neighbor in ~2004 had one of these, what a dope that guy was.
If you think the H2 is embarassing in Florida, try driving it in a civilized state
just roasted every one in florida
can't argue with that. it's a mad house down here.
Carbon Addiction yeah I lived in FL since 2003, people are crazy here, including me lol. I'm a furry that drives like a mad fox in a Mustang wooo
As a life long Floridian, he's not wrong.
Hey now VTECheart, there are many civil people in this state. It's not our fault people are shit drivers.
5:10 Doug sighing and shaking his head after shaking the shifter always gets me! 😅😂
Your clips are very informative. Thank you
The owner of this H2 must have really pissed off ole “Dougie two shirts”.
Dougie two shirts lmaoo
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0:20 imagine letting Doug demuro reviewing ur car thinking u were cool all just for him to talk shit
Leon J It’s disgrace ,and he makes big money the moron .
@@Batman-wv5ng some cars are bad. should he lie to spare feelings?
@@Batman-wv5ng Well a very smart moron ...
@Fawexx if it's dog shit, he isn't going to sugar coat it.
I saw an H2 that was lifted and boy did the engine sound awesome these vehicles get 500,000 miles and that is really reliable that's if you keep maintenance and of course enjoy the hefty belt Hummer because it weighs between 6500 and 8500 lb and that is a really good connection to the Earth and great traction it being so heavy and getting through a lot of rough terrain. I really like this vehicle and the reason it gets 11 miles to the gallon is because it's so heavy they're just isn't anything that much heavier than this and it's got some nice curves the way it's laid out and it just looks very intimidating and a really good machine to drive off road. Thanks for the review I might buy one of these.
still weird how it weighs and consumes more gas than a chevrolet/gmc suburban of the same era
@@aljaberhk yes, heavier meaning more connected to the earth gravitational pull. Lighter vehicle is easier to roll over
I hope u bought one
@@aljaberhk right, but superior in terms of over ground movement.
@@longlivechina7538 I have too many vehicles now, but I'm selling soon. A possibility if I found one in blue or silver
I spent a few months researching the 2017 cars and trucks to decide which to buy. I knew I was going to buy something, but I had to wait for an investment check to come through so I figured why not use the time to be sure what I wanted and be happy with the purchase. HANDS DOWN the H2 RANKED LAST in every review I looked at. The warranty claims were TWO per automobile! (As compared to one in ten thousand for the Camry.) Sadly, Land Rover did really bad as well. Now when I see either of those on the road I think: “Aah, More money than common sense.”
I would buy a hummer over a land Rover. Atleast the hummer won't leave you stranded with the shifter problem like land Rover lol
H2's continue to bring high dollars. A used Land Rover...you better like it because you're pretty much stuck with it.
You spent months researching a 2017 hummer
What a crock of shit ..they quit making them long before that
@@davidswink6653 Yes, hes a Camary owner and a liar.
Camary owner and liar I presume.
Convinced that Doug lost a girl to an H2 owner...
😂
Oh yeah most definitely 🗿
😂😂
Lmao, H2’s are for divorced dads
A girl who likes Hummers is a no-go anyway :D
That shift lever literally just gave me osteoporosis.
Willy Willy really it gave me crippling depression
Willy Willy It made my dick 6 INCHES LONGER, NOW I HAVE 8 INCHES TO FUCK WITH.
it gave me crippling depression
Willy Willy wtf
That, and you may also have problems absorbing calcium into your body. It's probably a 50-50.
The H2 "really somehow manages to take some of the worst things about the old H1 and the worst things about a full-size SUV or pickup and really combine them into one without giving you any of the benefits of any vehicle that you might actually want to be driving" (@8:16).
And that, my friend, is how Doug came to serve.
My Hummer H2 with a 6" Lift, Supercharger and 38" tires was the vehicle I miss the most. It was very off-road capible.
I think convertible pt cruisers are the most embarrassing cars. They make me uncomfortable.
Agreed
Don't you mean unconvertible?
But yeah, I agree
The Pontiac aztek
Lmao 😂 I’m a Automotive tech , I had one come in to the shop with the top down . I had to test drive it for a overheating issue, I fucking hated it !!!
Ya know what's even more embarrassing than a Hummer H2?
A bright *yellow* H2.
Hey!
😂😂😂
@@webmillions
In any color
The perfect truck for the man with no social skills, no self confidence... and no penis
😂👍
I have a H3 and i absolutely love it. Yes the visibility is not well but you have to understand it is still a hummer. And always get offers on it. But I do have to agree with the very cheap plastic that used.
My mom was had our 2006 h2 since 2008. She just got the whole thing revamped and honestly it was just a little rust since it’s her daily driver. She got a fresh coat of midnight purple paint and the truck looks and rides great still
I still see people with H2s, but they always seem to be at a gas station...
No kidding. I've seen a couple over the recent years, and now thinking about it...they were all at the gas station Oo
Gas eaters
BrightFunFun all cars except electric cars eat gas lmao
@@Quicksilver_Cookie becouse the car is faster than the light and only time you can see them is at the gas station.
This guy just hates nice cars it seems.
Legend has it Doug is still reading all of the H2 and Hummer logos.
AITCH-TOOOO *HUMMEERRRRR* .... AITCH-TOOOOOOO!
😂😂awesome one
It’s still better than “does the Ghibli?”
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Still my favorite Doug video of all time!
By far the funniest, most hilarious review you've ever made! I think I cracked a rib when you so eloquently listed the number of times HUMMER & H2 were displayed on the vehicle.
My favorite part. I come back to the video just to watch it again.
@@lgallardo93 Russian car
This thing was the hottest vehicle on the market in 2004.
Yes to all douchebags lol
@@jamesritch5245 Well, You Cant Be Calling People Douchebags When You Obviously Sound Like One 🙄
Nfs underground
The staple of every MTV Cribs driveway
@@jamesritch5245 Douchebags are the best
It's not as embarrassing as the Pontiac Aztec we're gonna make you drive.
Boris Lienks i dont think the Aztec can be worse than this, and yes i know what i just said sounds crazy. but think about it. both the H2 and H3 were horrible shit. so was the Aztec. i think both are just as terrible as each other
Boris Lienks Nah the Aztec is cool now because Walter White.
Sadly Doug didn't add the Aztec to his list. It was the number one car.. I think he just threw it out..
Boris Lienks he better get an aztek
Not really. The Aztec is a cheap shot joke, but it actually has some redeeming van-like qualities, so it's not a more-embarrassing vehicle to drive than the H2.
I just bought one the other day and I'm cracking up at the it spends so much time reminding of what you're driving 😂😂
He clowned on the H2 so bad.
Growing up in middle school,high school when these were in there prime.
Everyone wanted one, and if you had one ultimate definition of a baller.
Sitting on 24s or the off road look.
Where im from back in the day these things had respect and people would move out of your way.
Maybe he got bullied by a hummer owner or ran off the road haha
HUMMER HUMMER. H2 H2. HUMMER. H2 H2 H2 my favorite part of the video
Miguel Yanez lmao
I burst laugh hard at that part though lol
It’s was annoying
ill make a beat out of this
feels like a very low budget hummer ad
I still dont understand, why i loved hummers as a kid
Doctor. Moe same lol
Doctor. Moe well the H1 was dope
Same
when i was a kid i was like, i want one when i grow up. then i grew up and realized they are gas guzzlers. so instead i got a chevy suburban...much more fuel efficient
Because every rap artist put one in their video, and they were the preferred vehicle of drug dealers
"...the logic of airplane crash debris" is what killed me😲😳😱
Just bought a low miles h3 and I can’t wait to take it in the mountains on some trails. If your a city dweller, I’d stay away from them all. If you plan on some off reading, it’s definitely a good base to start with if you plan on upgrading some components.
theses a pink hummer with chrome alloys that goes to my school and it gave people cancer
Gary Berberian I think you're hilarious with your cancer joke
K
pink hummer? thats got to be the manliest looking vehicle ever
+Heart of Justice sure it is! specially one with the roof chopped up, you'll end up having the panty & stocking's cartoon hummer!!
Gary Berberian what a coincidence. Me too!
I wear Oakley sunglasses, plaid shorts, and I'm prematurely balding…I also yell at my wife in public…
By God, I have found my S.U.V!
:))))
Andrew Michael ha why isn't this pinned
Don't forget the big clunky leather sandals.
hahahahahah
Andrew Michael im all about jean shorts and dirt driveways, so i definitely have one of these.
The amount of times he said hummer and h2 has me 😂😂😂😂😂
Five years ago, you were quick as lightning. You still had "that lean and hungry look." Excellent video.
I wish there was a column where I could read more about this car
pasteaux if only
Did you check autotrader.com/oversteer?
Isn't it autosteering.com/overtrade?
You sure it isn't Pornhub.cum/DougD
^ BigD
3:24 part this kills me every time
Dude I can't stop laughing😂😂😭
I was really hoping he'd do it again for each individual wheel.
3:27?
HuMMeR
Check the ford raptor, or the Shelby
Doug u hurt my feelings. I just got my liscense and along with it came a 2005 Hummer H2. It has a destroyer grey paint job off of a hellcat and a lift with 35’ tires. That thing is scary to drive on the road but it’s a beast and I don’t regret anything!
Your review was hilarious… thank you. My first laugh of the day.
Doug looks like the type of guy who drives a Saturn and does magic tricks on the side for entertainment.
Lol
Lmaoooo. Underrated comment.
Facts
You stole this joke from family guy.... booooooooo
Tuxedo Wang has an H2, LMAO
I'm so embarrassed to say that when I was like 12, I thought this was one of the coolest cars ever. Still, I was 12 at the time
Vectored Thrust You should be more embarrassed that you’re a sheep who’s only saying that because you think agreeing with Doug will make you part of the cool crowd.
The H2 Hummer is a kick ass vehicle.
Well, for a start I've thought the H2 was stupid long before I discovered Doug Demuro.
You should feel even more embarrassed to think it's "kick-ass" when everyone is laughing at you and assuming your penis is smaller than a AAA battery
Samuelfish I've done that plenty this morning anyways. It's a good way to wake my boyfriend up, I have to say. Also, my dad is quite proud of me for finding someone who makes me happy and I'm prepared to call a life partner. I'll admit he was a bit hesitant at first, but he's warmed up to him.
That being said, I don't feel comfortable discussing mature subjects with someone who, judging from your language and grammar usage, I assume is 12 years old. So yeah, can steer a conversation to recommending you a car from Fisher Price you might like to drive?
Homophobia is a common way to express your sexual imperfections when dealing with a lack of masculinity or other insecurities. so yes, he probably has a small penis.
Vectored Thrust we all thought it was cool
First snowstorm we had in SC in close to a decade. Guy was filling his H2 up next to me at the pump. "Finally paying for itself, huh?" I asked.
Doug should do a true in-depth review of the Hummer H2 with ALL of its quirks and features!!! 😂🙂😊👍
The most embarrassing car to drive is the one the bank still owns.
First Last Smart man
First Last Lol strong cope
First Last Absolutely, I have a friend that has a vehicle that's on repo and he still customizes it to this day.
First Last dont get it? you want to have things the bank owns,its called credit.let me guess.you buy 1500 dollar junk yard cars cash and tell everyone they cost more than what you actually paid, and that you're better than everyone else cuz you own your stuff right?
Cody Baker your sentence structure is a bit incoherent. So I'll try to Cypher through your trash grammar... Not sure what you don't get about my statement. It's simply put so that a five years old could understand it. Not sure where you live or come from, but I live in a very progressive area of the US where saving your money to buy things outright isn't frowned upon. If you want to overpay for your things by paying lenders, then be a stupid ass for the duration of your life, but you could achieve that without being an asshole to ppl who have their financial house in order. Have good day.
H2 “poor rear visibility from window”
Humvee: imagine having rear visibility
Humvee: Lol mortar strike goes pew pew
I mean humvees are bit better
@@1remotic don’t get me wrong I have a thing for humvees
@@thecrazeecow1682 I do too, Humvee's are more tankier looking and body wise. They sound mean too.
@@1remotic theyre not all that. Humvees tend to break down quite easily
I've got a 12" lift with 42" tires on mine, black on black and trust me everyone loves it! People take photos and comment everywhere I go, never heard anything negative not once!
I owned one and loved it so much. I cried when I traded it in for my Jeep Wrangler. I miss my Hummer.
From one fake vehicle to the next eh... damn
Those are my two favorite vehicles! Now that you have the Jeep Wrangler do you still love the Hummer more? Or both the same? 🙂
@@jenma9377 I was more attached to the Hummer but I enjoyed getting some aggressive tires and rims on my Jeep. Almost even but I say the Hummer had a slight edge.
I think the H3 is more embarrassing
Old Creepy Guy it is
hummer in general is embarrassing, yes, even the H1
Old Creepy Guy I think a h3 limo is more embarrassing
Snoop Doge the H1 is by far the best Hummer available though
Patrick Pelletier but still embarrassing
Did anyone else lose it he kept saying HUMMER HUMMER HUMMER
Mike Wittner no, it was annoying
Why, he was just reading the car inscripts
I lmfao
might have missed it but i think there where 3 unaccounted for HUMMERS as he only did one of the wheel hummers
Lol yes... :) also... Htooo, Htooo, Htooo
One of my neighbors as a kid, who was my dad’s friend had one of these in early 2000’s. He used to drive the absolute piss out of this, driving it everywhere and as kids, we loved riding in it because it was high up off the ground, you saw them in the movies and had a nice rumble to the exhaust. I remember he floored it every time he accelerated and had to get it serviced so many times.
They also had a viper, old 60’s corvette and some other cool stuff.
Ahh the mid 2000’s, pre-2008 were some wild times.
Vipers are the shit
@Doug I think this is the best one you have made.
"HUMMER! H2!!!! H2!!!!HUMMER!! HUMMER!!! HUMMER!!!! HUMMER!! H2!! HUMMER"
I'm waiting for the 10 min. version. Either that or a remix.
Butter dog the dog with the butter on em
The frog with the gingerale
You missed HUMMER three times
sounded like an 8-bit game sound effect
I have owned my h2 since 2006 and after 12 years it has been the most reliable vehicle I have ever owned and had basically no problems. Mine does not rattle like the one you drove and the seats are very comfortable even after a 17 hour straight drive from FL to MD. It is wide and so you can’t park in small lots. It is also tall and I took off the racks so I could fit in parking garages and my garage. The handles on the hood are what you grab to pull the hood up after you unlatch the side clamps. Honestly unless you own one and have experienced the long lasting durability, well your view is only limited to the short rental time.
and that's why Doug is so successful:)))) love this guy!!!
Very nicely done!
Doug the type of guy to wear crocs with socks
Nim. The type of guy who owns an H2.
The video would be more plausible if this guy didnt look like such a dork
Sasha Curcic you gotta chill it's a joke not an insult
or wear crocs period
Wow,people ARE still making "Doug the type of guy" jokes....
"It is the single most embarrassing vehicle a human being can drive. And in this video, I'm going to show you why."
Doug, You've ended up wasted 8:59 when really all you need to do is look at the thing (it needs no explanation). Oh, and BTW you're wrong. Truly the most embarrassing car you could be driving right now is the Pontiac Aztec. I challenge you to do a review on that car without puking.
Michigander or a Nissan Juke
At least you get Walter White points for the Aztec.
PT Cruiser
You must have forgotten that the Fiat Multipla existed
Toyota Prius, Nissan Leaf, Kia Soul; most embarrassing cars imo
I owned two H2’s over a ten year period- both bought new- put over 125,000 kms on them. Towed an Airstream and a Mastercraft for those years. Never had any problems except had to replace the plastic screw in for gas tank
filling area- that is all. Loved them both especially the second one- an SUT- the pickup model. Has mileage not the best but much better than my G63- although that’s not saying much. Hard to believe anything being said by someone who rents a vehicle for a day or someone who has never owned an H2
face it dude...IT'S JUNK!!!!
I saw one of these parked in a parking lot the other day and I instantly thought of this video
Hummer, H2, H2 Hummer, *opens door* Hummer, Hummer, Hummer Hummer, Hummer, H2, Hummer, Hummer, Hummer.
Too many Hummers humming!
XcxPrince hummer!!!
That killed me too! 😂
AHHHHH! Get the Priuses!!!!
Hhhuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this guy talking bad about an H2 Hummer allegedly had his girlfriend stolen from a guy you had an H2 Hummer so if the guy really knew what he was talking about he would realize that the step bar is not a regional part of the Hummer it is a aftermarket this guy is such a clown
Doug the type of guy who wears double t-shirt...in Florida!
eduardo stooop 😜😌😍
hahahahaha!! He trying to look thicker so he won't get slapped by a Hummer owner.
I wear double t shirts in uae..
eduardo von garcia 😂😂😂
I think the guy is smart as hell and works hard to point out the details of cars he reviews. But that's just me ...
My funniest Hummer moment was the H3 ( 5 cyl ) I saw with a Cat Back performance exhaust , it sounded like a 5 h.p. Briggs and Station lawn mower..
All the shaking gives you that off road experience on asphalt. That's a feature not a bug Doug 🤣
The yellow ones look like "special" buses.
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The yellow ones are special buses.
The people inside them sure are "special"
Yes we all saw Better Call Saul!
when someone talks about a Yellow Hummer H2 I just think of Better Call Saul...
Mammoth Patriot is the dopest vehicle you can drive around Los Santos
imagine them dropping the Mammoth Patriot Classic aka the H1. I can dream right? lol
Patriot Classic Mk.II
RoCkStAr, WhEn ?!
It was better in gta4
Enus Huntley >>>>>>>>
Trevor Philips oh no
C'mon Doug, we need a Doug score on this thing!
I owed an H2 and loved it! It was the vehicle I ever owned. I only sold it because Hummer went out of business. This guy is just mad because he couldn't afford a Hummer.
Clueless
We all have our opinions and since you never owned an H2 and sounds like you are most likely a radial left-winger, your opinion does not mean anything to me.
@@garyfirst1 What does politics have to do with bad taste? Hummers are trash and so are their owners. I'm far from a leftist BTW.
@@garyfirst1 h2 is the dumbest shit lol I owned one for a week and couldn't sell it off u till I cut the price in half
Its funny, cuz you say Doug can't afford that shlt
Doug, the type of guy to wear 2 short sleeves t-shirts
same, so what?
VETTESET it was funny
Mormons do it.
@VETTESET u are the type of the guy who everyone calls dumbass
While driving million-dollar hypercars
HUMMER, for when a Wrangler is too aerodynamic
You made my day, sir 🤣
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Surprisingly my wrangler is less aerodynamic than my h2
dont diss my favourite car. Stop or i will go vegan.
@@RestrictedHades with a username like that I'm not surprised you own both 🤣🤣🤣
The amount of play in the steering and the shaky shift knob was not as bad as this one you rented
Regarding the rim design and the tire inflation system on the H1: I don’t think it’s a bad thing. It’s a cool throwback to the original Hummer and I believe if any other car had something similar, Doug would like it and commend it. It’s not like a fake vent, intake or exhaust, it’s not supposed to make anyone think “oh look, that H2 has a central tire inflation system” and nobody even would (most people probably don’t know the story of it anyways). All in all, I think it’s a nice throwback and I like the way it looks
“Hummer..Hummer...H2...HUMMER” how I imagine Hummer drivers talk to each other
The gas mileage of a semi, the offroad performance of a sports car, and the coolness of... walking. If even.
If you're well dressed you can look cool walking. Can't say the same of this thing.
All in one
Off-road performance of a sports car? You have obviously never taken one through the mud. It’s hard to get them stuck because they just keep plowing through. Look up videos on TH-cam
I can agree on the semi part
You can't get a hummer stuck what are you talking about unless it's performance. I've never had this thing stuck in feet of snow.
I live in ireland and I just recently bought a 2003 H2 I've wanted on since I seen a white one in Spain in 2003,there was never many in ireland when they were new the most sold in ireland was in 2006 (when the banks were just giving money to any tom,dick or Harry) only 16 sold here that year and each costing €120,000 with the option to convert it to RHD for €15,000 but no one ever did I belive there to be only 4 or 5 H2s left in ireland,and maybe 3 H1s,I love my one and would never sell it its such an unusual vehicle here in ireland everyone loves it and us being such a little island most people here have never seen one in there life,so to me there very special 😁
Grat fun truck! I’m on my second one, >300,000 miles combined. Best is they’re so cheap!
All those dislikes are H2 Owners 😂
Especially the ones who have with spinners
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They were quite the fad from 2002 to 2008. The gas shortage ( which appears to be looming again) killed their popularity
@@matthewgreen4564 seems to be more of the chip shortage because of all the pointless computerization that raises car prices by 10k
Damn the quality, it's the cheapest interior I've seen on a Suv
Even some of the Mercedes SUV's of that era weren't special in anyway. Especially the M-series from that time period, which felt and looked more like a Toyota that you paid Lexus prices for.
Snow Wolf oh shut up your probebly defending a gay hummer
try a dacia duster
Interior doesn't bother me. All it matters is that this car is an MVP in the winter
3:45 a good car knows how often it has to remind you of its name
Have a 05 Hummer SUT very odd truck/suv and does have the off road capability’s 4wd locking low gear and rear lockers was standard on all H2s
Doug: the Hummer H2 is the most embarrassing car to drive
Pontiac Aztek: Am I a joke to you?
Say my name !
At least the Aztec doesn't lie about what it is. That's the joke with the Hummer, it's a crappy GM SUV lying about being a military vehicle, whereas the Aztec is just a crappy GM SUV being a crappy GM SUV.
A smart car is worse
Pontiac Azteks have become "neat" with age because you dont see many of them anymore and theyre kinda representative of early 00s attempts at "futuristic" styling
@@user-xg8yy7yl1d Never anything "neat" about a Pontiac Aztek. For the record, you didn't see many on the road back when they were introduced. They're one of the reasons why Pontiac is no more.
Well Doug isn’t lying. There’s a reason why Hummer went out of business
It went out of business because of the 2008 crash and recession, and then rising gas prices. It had little to do with anyone considering it "embarrassing."
He might not be lying, but he damn sure is wrong... again. The H2 sucks, but I can think of 5-10 vehicles that are far more embarrassing to drive than the H2. Doug is just a poor troll
Also, I’m not saying Doug is poor, just that he is bad at being a troll in spite of trying so hard.
@@BC08 I dunno, B C. You seem to try pretty~ hard insulting him and clarifying your insult.
Sasha Curcic Are you a poor troll too?
I bought an H2 new in 2008. Still have it. Still runs great. Still looks good. Interior still in good shape. Everything works like it was new. Has 300k miles. Tows heavy trailers very well. Very little repair work needed. It’s actually fairly quick with the 6.2 and 6 speed trans. Mileage no worse than any other full size 4wd. Receive many compliments when it’s out in town. For whatever that’s worth.
6:37 That Jheri Curl stain on the headliner! I died!