First Day As A Sports Coach
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Hi
Wowowowow
Hi hello can i be the adstronaut
Hello
Oh hi there
The bigger the moustache, the higher status a person holds in the Ryan George Extended Universe
Mario is king
They chose the President by lining a bunch of people up and seeing who has the biggest mustache
Don't name it after a failed universe! Its the Ryan George Cinematic Universe. Or maybe Ryan George Video Universe or something.
That’s how it is in our universe too.
@@siddharthladdha2680 Hey, at least they didn't go with the Ryan George Dark Universe.
“So what’s your background?”
“It’s a blurry JPEG.”
I laughed harder than I should have at that one… 😂
Hello
Breaking the fourth wall is TIGHT
Oh hello there
I caused a virus from laughing so hard
Are you going to space soon?
I love how the mustache hierarchy is officially canon now
*always has been*
@@chclt_thndr nice name you got there
MUSTACHE!
"canon"
Nietzsche enters...
"Wait.. are all games just people sharing fiction???"
Spurts is a lie CONFIRMED....
Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.
- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather(discworld #20)
I mean everything is. If you think about it, if everyone woke up one day and thought, "you know, laws, ya they are dumb" and broke a ton of them, what are we gonna do about it, cause everyone did it. Nothing actually forces us to follow them it's just the fact that I don't wanna be murdered so I don't murder other people.
@@Bee-kv5tx you dont wanna be murdered so you dont murder other people, but there are people who do it anyway, and so in order to control such people, many people come up with many ideas, and then all have a meeting and agree on the idea that the vast majority is happy with, and then appoint a few people to enforce those ideas and then sit back and relax and call it the law; only to turn back a few millenia later and question the reality of it all.
@@Bee-kv5tx and here we get to the stupid point of what if no restrictions as if our feelings and brains dont want that because of how harmful and against our nature being egocentric, liar, selfish, bad, cruel and else are... (its proven kids tend to be much kinder before going to school where the idea of competition is implanted and y'know... in many ways fucks up thousands of lifes one way or another) we built a world where blind people say "humans are cruel by nature" and its quite a useless statement not to see our truer logical nature that some small percentage of people try to dismiss and push out of the way from our lifes...
@@ShayerSUtsho gimme a sec, I've been on summer break to long to figure this out. How does this make so much sense and yet I'm trying to figure out where this takes place. To Meta for me rn....
Humans: My concepts can never be broken down
Ryan george: hi there hello
Its super easy, barely an inconvenience ;-)
I love deconstructionist humor! It's so basic, yet artfully skewers so many things we hold sacred or take for granted.
14 year olds are shaking in their shoes
@@maximtophat You have no real purpose! This will all be forgotten next week!!!! Ok, now for some pep talk to lift your spirits! Let me get a fork lift first...
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"Blurry JPEG"
easily your best joke goddamn i am BAWLING
😭
Yeah it was really funny
I would not say "best"
verified *woman* hi
How are you here? Also how are you doing?
Team Captain: "What are we even doing here?"
(Silence)
Substitute Coach: "....Spurts."
Literally the funniest part of the entire sketch.
Hey I make the same uugghh sound as 2:45 but it lasts a few seconds longer for effect.
Booga booga booga
You want some soup?
Random person: Er mer gerd! This my fervorite spurts!
The First Guy to put a plant in his house. Could be funny.
“I took this tree from outside and put it inside my house. Nature is in my house.”
“You put it inside your house? Isn’t that why we build houses, to keep us separated from nature?“
Maybe, first guy to ever have a garden
"Yeah, so I'm going to water these green things so I can waste all my money on them and get frustrated by squirrels and get nothing in return"
"Ok, sounds nice"
@@MisterMeister1 The strawberries growing in my backyard felt this comment.
@@MrDeedsly Fun Fact: Strawberries are not berries.
@@spaghettiwithachickenpatty7877 true statement
"Not really! Parts of nature fit indoors now, I decided!"
“So what’s your background?”
“It’s a blurry .jpeg”
Sprinkling in some meta humor is *tight*!
There was no reason for this to be as funny as it was lol
Imagine commenting twice what a loser
Yeah yeah yeah!
@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 yes because welcome to TH-cam where you only have a one comment limit and breaking this limit causes a permanent termination of your account
So goodbye forever :(
@@TheKingOfDominoes ikr:(
I like how the captain is just all "understandable" to everything he said, as if he himself doesn't know the rules and stuff.
Well the assistant captain gave the original captain some soup hoping they'd be upgraded to captain
I think his character understands the game like any player would, but he's seeing it in a new light and coming to terms with how pointless it all is for the very first time
@@lucariojet Well that's dumb. Everyone knows that to get upgraded to captain you have to reach the other side of the board.
@@lucariojet oh so that was a plot between the captain and coach
"What are we even doing here?" (Small pause, looks at clip board) "Spurts". The fact he have to recheck the clipboard made me laugh so hard my wife came to the kitchen to check if I was ok cause I was in tears and couldn't breathe. Thank you sir.
We should keep an tally of how many ppl Ryan George has caused to asphyxiate
✋
"But here's the thing: the other group has agreed not to do it either."
I fricking lost it at that point 🤣🤣🤣
Yet we could call it the game of life if he said, " but they DON'T agree to do that, so you guys play by our rules and they will play by theirs and I am sure it will be a fair and lovely game."
"How did you get this job??"
"Mustache!"
I want this on a T-Shirt and I don't even have a mustache
That would be a great shirt
My new response when anyone asks how I got my job
Mustache
Notify when it appears at the shop :) Must have!!!
Costume mustaches carry the same authority as real ones. Ryan George says so.
Sorry, you can't wear that shirt if you don't have a mustache, I decided
“How did you get this job?!”
_”mustaaaaache”_
MUSTACHE!!!
(Insert the monkey from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs)
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VEGETA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@@brokenpayphone Steeevvveee.
Society: you can't just make a professional sport look ridiculous in less than 5 minutes!
Ryan: are you challenging me?
Ryan Stinson:
"Challenge accepted!"
Not just *a* professional sport... he was able to make multiple spurts look ridiculous at once. He may have only referred to soccer, but it applied to many lol.
It’s amazing.
Not just a, but ALL professional sports.
*Ryan's*
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
“How did you get this job”
“Mustache”
Yes
"What are we even DOING here?"
"..."
"Sperts."
Fuckin sent me-
I love your profile pic!
Hmmmm yes spurts
"You want some soup?" just became a surprisingly threatening question
im gonna be offering soup to soooo many people for the next couple of weeks
Not gonna lie, I got so invested in the existential crisis and the promise of spurting for 90 minutes that I forgot about the soup backstory. Thanks.
It took me a few seconds to take in the actual implications of that seemingly thoughtful question :-).
I do not have any idea what the soup thing is about. Please help me.
@@dirm12 in the beginning the glasses guy said he poisoned the head coach with soup just to get the assistant coach to fill in.
By the end he’s so pissed with the replacement he wants to kill him. What’s the most convenient tool he has? The poisoned soup. Hence the question “you want some soup?”
“Are all games just people sharing fiction?”
It was thoughts like this which served as the catalyst of my awakening.
No one talks about how funny the sponsors are
*he ate a brick thinking it was wine*
You sure? Thought that was a strong and full-bodied red. Bit hard on the nose.
I feel bad for the adstronaut, everyone is always so mean to him.
It's not the sponsors that are funny, it's Ryan George.
"You gave the captain an existential crisis!"
"Oh, whoops"
"Whoopsie!"
Wowwowwow wow
"Was it hard to do so?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
He's gonna end up in a different kind of group, and he'll get to meet the adstronaut.
You want a soup?
I'll love a soup!
"Well okay then"
"What's your background?"
"It's a blurry JPEG"
Lol, this was funny, and it shows the great unpredictable humor that Ryan has!
Thought the same... hahaha...
Character having self awareness is tight🤣
Yeah it was funny
Remember having to pick the correct suffex or else the picture wouldnt save/download correct6
@@Jatinjutsu it sure is, sir!
"What are we even doing here?"
*Looks at captain, then at clipboard then back at the captain*
"Spurts."
That made me laugh a ridiculous amount lol
I love how the captain is so cooperative and in agreement with the obviously idiotic coach, I just love it 🤣🤣🤣
The whole team falls apart if the coach and the captain aren't on the same page, or maybe I'm giving too much credit and he's just an idiot too 😂
Ryan just made professional sports look completely ridiculous in less than 5 minutes.
He can do that with anything
Which is just describing sports in general.
Just wait until he makes one about the concept of currency... 😱
It’s why I don’t watch baseball.
Honestly, the sports themselves and everyone even tangentially involved do that pretty well on their own.
"How did you get this job?"
"Mustache"
Killed me
...I laughed so ridiculously hard! 🤣🤣🤣
The Ryan verse lore is taking form
Seriously, me too!
If you guys wanna know the timestamp for when the joke is its at 1:51 or 1:52
Are you sure that you didn't drink soup?
Me: Yes, I’ll have a Deconstructed Ted Lasso
Ryan: Say no more
Should be more like:
Ryan 1: So, do you have a deconstructed Ted Lasso for me?
Ryan 2: Yes sir, I do!
"You want some poisoned soup?"
"Heck yeah!"
„How did you get this job?“
„M u s t a c h e“
Yeah, he seems qualified, I’d say
"A blurry jpg" all kinds of levels of self awareness. The Ryanverse is becoming sentient.
So what do you think’s gonna happen once the Ryanverse becomes fully sentient? Are we going to have to worry about the possibility that one of the Ryans is going to build some sort of extra dimensional portal that will allow them to cross over into our universe and convert every living thing into a copy of Ryan so they can take over our universe and merge it with theirs?
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Yes, it has been for a while. We just need to wait for him to take over the world.
@@jamestheawsome100 um bro? u ok?
"That's why I poisoned his soup"
"Want some soup?"
Hidden jokes are TIGHT
Making a reference to someone's other channel is tight!
@@mortal3806 making a reference of of reference to someone’s other catch phrase it TIGHT
It's not a hidden joke, it is quite blantantly there for everyone to see, not hidden at all.
What it is is a brick joke. That kind of joke is called a brick joke because before this whole conversation someone through a brick in the air supposedly, but it didn't land.
Except it wasn't a real brick, it was just a, well, not a joke, but something like a joke, except without a point. So, a pointless joke, really. But the important thing is that it didn't land.
Also, it wasn't literally thrown. More like figuratively. Out there. Where it didn't land.
And that's the thing. The brick that wasn't literally a brick that was through but not literally out there but didn't land because it seemed pointless at the time came back around later, after the conversation was done. Like, after all the jokes that did land had been thrown out there and had landed. And then it landed. And that's why it's called a brick joke. Except, it's not really the reason, the reason is because originally the original brick joke was literally about a brick, but not a literal brick, but like a metaphorical brick that was part of…
You know what, I'll come back later.
@@davidwuhrer6704 My brain collapsed halfway into reading that reply.
And making references is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
“YA GAVE THE CAPTAIN A DANG EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!”
Not sure which I appreciate more in Ryan's skits: the deadpan jokes or the casual sociopathy.
@@Jenifer_R_ And since everything he says is so deadpan, how easy is it to play off as a joke if someone catches on to him?
@@Jenifer_R_ murder? someone should put him in a room for that.
I'm here for both.
Deadpan sociopathy.
The Jpeg background
“Wait- are all games just people sharing fiction?”
**Mind blown**
At the end of the day you only need to ask yourself one question: Did the ball go?
Yes, so you might as well make it interesting fiction and play D&D.
@@tuschman168 The ball did go. It went fast.
@@DanielLCarrier I'll roll acrobatics to do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day.
@@SadButter rolling natural 20s is tight!
"Are all games just people sharing fiction?" Tbh this is the best definition of a game I've seen anywhere. Well done
This remains an absolute classic. Ive watched it dozens of times but "A blury jpeg" still gets me. And that's just _one_ of an onslaught of perfect jokes.
In Ryan's Universe, everything is a mustache measuring contest.
Better than a ruler measuring contest, those things usually measure other things, not each other.
@Leo Mauritzson I think it's because they all have theirs the same size
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@Leo Mauritzson Amounts of hotdogs a humans can eat in competition?
@@AxxLAfriku please for dear god stop being everywhere I am
It is one of the worst things when you are super qualified, but are replaced by some one who is incredibly incompetent.
I mean, he did try do kill/injure the previous guy so... to bad so sad?
That's why you should get a bigger mustache
Especially when you poison their soup
I mean he ate the soup after that
@@ertbert2332 What happened was that the poison had a distinctive scent that burned off his moustache. If he had just been patient, he would have the moustache and the coach role.
I love how Ryan makes me always have an existential crisis with all the topics he brings up, it's very intriguing XD
As a soccer coach this gave me motivation to never get sick…
"How did you get this job?"
"Mustache"
This shows that in the Ryan george universe, the only thing you need is a great mustache
Consistency to Ryan George is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
You men who long for love, you mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of the fair.
You may not have the looks.
You may not have the dash.
But you'll win yourself a girl
If you've only got a moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache.
You may be common folk
Without a hint of pride.
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden a bride.
You may not have the name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own.
If you've only got a moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache.
You may be big and fat,
Or uglier than sin.
All the ladies shut you out,
You're wondering how to get in
Well here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you've only got a moustache,
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
Big moustache! Thick moustache!
My moustache! Your moustache!
Say the word, the word "moustache!"
*A moustache! A moustache!*
Now we both have said moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache!
@@eldorados_lost_searcher I dont think chis comment gets the appreciation it deserves
That answer got me good.
😂
So women cannot enter in any position of power in that universe,unless they get a fake mustache
ahh yes... SPURTS!
pretty much my sex life followed by apologies
COYS
@Hello There
Spurs are shite
It's what love comes in!
@@efraser2667 jeez fraser
This is the one thing he should have added
“It says here that if you break this invisible contract you will get a red card, so be ready to play some card games”
“Got it”
But not on motorcycles. Because people can't play games based around cards on motorcycles.
I like to think his line at 2:00 was actually just a blooper he decided to keep in. 😂 °o°
Well it’s not
@@chclt_thndr killjoy
“Well I got the job probably because you have a wimpy mustache” - How jobs work in the Ryanverse
Then the team must have really bad mustaches as the captain has one as bad as the assistant coach
I want to press like but... 69
Believe me, in some industries that's how it works in the Regularverse too
YTP Central you mean that's now it works in the regular verse? I was banking on that for my future ah heck
I'm definitely hired
Giving jocks an existential crisis that they will only peak in high school is tight.
It's probably the best thing, they'd respect more people which is very tight indeed.
@@IdaeChop wrong
hunterkiller14440 do please shut up kid before I make ya
@@scuddybuddy2271 I think that you're joking but with how dumb the internet is I can't be sure
@@scuddybuddy2271 B'awwwww, did I hurt your fewings?
I like how everyone in the Ryan George extended universe seem like real people and not really at the same time
"you guys will spurt for about 90 minutes" 😂😂😆😆
“So what’s your background?”
“It’s a blurry JPEG”
That night, that Ryan George was assassinated because he knew too much.
that would be a mass extinction in this universe
@Rylan Moore "white spurts"
cursed
@Rylan Moore lol
He was already poisoned.
No I'm pretty sure he died because the coach assistant poisoned his soup
"Aw dangit, you gave the captain a dang existential crisis."
"Yeah, he had a little existential crisis there."
Favorite joke
Just a little existential crisis barely an inconvenience
“What are we doing here!?”
-Spurts!
Like, common he said it at the beginning, does he need to start over?
"What's your background?"
"It's just a blurry JPEG"
Brilliant.
I think the assistant coat with the less demanding mustache is the most competent human being we've ever seen in the ryanverse so far.
“Their clothes are a different color than yours and that’s how you know they’re in the other group”
Goal keeper: *Am I a joke to you?*
blah blah blah am i joke to you copy paste
@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza
Am I a joke to you jokes are TIGHT!
Prove me wrong...
@@innocentbystander3317 because writing them is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@spiderwitt459
Noose's be like: Am I a joke to you?
I think secretly that's why our goalie let's everything in the net
Ryan is just embracing the fact that he gives people in a higher position of power a big fake mustache and I’m here for it
This is a good addition to the RGCU (Ryan George Cinematic Universe) :)
"How did you get this job?"
M u s t a c h e
Perfect (overlooked) delivery!
“How did you get this job?”
*m o u s t a c h e*
0:25
"So whats your background"
"Oh, it's a blurry j-peg"
Thats comedy gold right there!
"It's a blurry jpeg" hilarious
It’s a good day when Ryan George uploads
Duck Yesa
Ukr
Ikr
Fridays on his channel and Sundays are pitch meetings
@@vchris5378 wow thx I actually didn't know that
“How did you get this job?”
“Mustache”
That’s completely understandable can you trust a man with no mustache?
The assistant coach would take this to heart and later become the police officer with a big mustache and a pretty cool hat.
God dang, Ryan. Honestly, you're doing genius level comedy. Thank you for brightening so many people's days with your art!
Every Ryan George video has the potential to give an existential crisis. And we love him more for it.
I couldn't handle the part where he said
"So what are we even doing here?"
Then he look at him, looked at his paper, looked back at him and said
"sPuRtS"
"So whats your background?"
"It's a blurry jpeg"
🤣 💀
“How’d you get this job?”
“Mustache.”
I’m crying 😂
“First guy to do a flip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day.”
Yes
Nobody like that ever existed. There was this one guy that used to do backflips though.
We had that. He was the first guy to go to jail. Wait, it wasn't a bad guy's neck so you're basically right, we need that.
Also GO SPURTS!
Thats the first guy to ever write fiction
He’s in a room
“Is coaching a sports team gonna be easy?”
“Actually it’s gonna be super difficult, a major inconvenience”
I laughed out loud on that team 'spirit' joke. Dang it Ryan, you're awesome
This is best way to explain sports to someone who doesn’t know the concept of sports
I'm just waiting for Ryan to go on a meet and greet and just say "hi there, hello" 5 times a minute.
He definitely needs to do a video where Ryan meets all the different versions of himself.
The world is burning down, but I’m laughing uncontrollably at a wine ad
Cheers every body... Oh, this is is a brick!
That flawed me 😂
It is time for the Uplifting! Gather round everyone!
“What’s your background”, “a blurry jpeg” - only went up from there 😂😂
So it's confirmed that moustache quality is the basis of authority in the Ryan Cinematic Universe.
It's just a movie about my grandma
The RCU is official the coolest thing now
I think it’s called RUU - Ryan Universal Universe
@@chiralvandal the RCU is cooler
I don't see why that's a confusion. Obviously it is.
This man can say hi there hello forever and i will still love it
How’s about some lala?
“What’s your background”
“It’s a blurry JPEG”
Ryan, I swear if you break that wall one more time-
"Please, just wrap this up!" ...Lmfao
when everyone in the Ryanverse is a grown man with a mustache and glasses even the kids and woman have them
Watch Ryan George video with Julie Nolke
@@srilemobitelsrile8809 that was a incomplete clone
But his own son has no mustache, has he? I only remember the terror he caused me.
@@camelopardalis84 some clones are reject clones and that's why
The women look like Julia Nolke's drunk mirror fairy godmother and the children scream "BLOOD!"
And actually, only the top 10% wear glasses.
"Why?"
"Because."
"Fair enough."
He's having an existential crisis now, wait til he finds out all the people he was talking to were himself.
Look U have to get Of his back
@@koalafromtomorrow5656 Oh sorry. Let me get off that thing.
“So what’s your background.”
“It’s a blurry jpeg.”
😂🤣definitely one of the better jokes I have heard this month. That and the team ghost one.
"So what's your background?"
"Oh it's a blurry JPEG."
Best 2 lines in the history of Ryan George
0:25 I KNEW IT! 😳
So all along it was all just lies 🥺
why would you do that?!
Deepak bhai ❤️
He has a mustache thats why
oh.. uhm son just stay off the "bad sites" unlike him
@@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733 a superior mustache
It's SO META i love it
0:26 Damn he just kicked a soccer ball right into that fourth wall
🤣 |-o-|
Football
@@williamshakespeare5703 spurtsball
Football ⚽
Hand Egg 🏈
Football ⚽
Hand Egg 🏈
3:25 his face here kills me 😂
That player is the most attentive person on Earth
"what are we even doing here?"
Awkward silence....
"spurts"
3:12 when the team captain realizes that all games are just shared fiction, I was hoping he’d say “yep, laws work that way too, all of civilization, really”
It's the same underlying theme as his sketch about human-sacrifice telemarketers, so you can go watch that one if you want to see it taken further.
@@Horopter What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conc- oh, my God!
@@jeffallen55 Yeah so that's done
Same consequences too, In RL you break a rule they put you in a room. In spurts they put you on a bench which is kind of like a room except without the walls. Except in Hockey where they put you in a box, thats like a room without a top to it. It also has a bench though.
Sounds like you just rediscovered game theory.
I always like that when you start the video by saying "Hi there hello"
This is personally my best Ryan George video.
Man a guy with a long and thick beard is probably the ruler of the Ryan George Universe
Fu man chu
To be fair, most fictional worlds choose rulers that way
Nah, it has nothing to do with beards, only moustaches
Literally no one is talking about how he poisoned that guy at the end
Ya want some soup?
Oh! I didn't even catch that.
...or even how he saved the day at the end.
Is it a reference to irl spurts or the ryanverse?
@@indiana47 It's a reference to how he mentioned he poisoned the original coach at the start.
This sports field has incredible acoustics
The paid ads at the end of the video are the best part of these. I love the Adstronaut
Starts off silly, ends with an existential crisis. Ryan finally made a Yoko Taro video game
Re-watch it. It ends with attempted murder!!!
So we’re just gonna ignore that assistant coach Ryan killed coach Ryan by poisoning his soup
Soup. But yes.
Or just made him not feel so good...
We should lock him up in a room like that other guy so he has to hang out with another bad guy and none of them will like it
A room is a good idea except: Assistant Coach Ryan might try to teach criminal Ryan about "spurts" and it might go really wrong from there.
@@deborahhanna9126 what if we make the coach NOT ado spurts and instead we force him to do good things like picking up trash
"You guys will spurt for about ninety minutes"
Oh I don't like how that sounded at all!