When Your Plastic Bottle Finally Degrades
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Yes i love trees
Trees are cool
Love the vids!
Bold of you to assume that we'll last till 2523
Trees are trees
I am extremely disturbed by the concept of a self-aware burning tire that conducts funerals.
😂😂
Yeah ya know when you put it that way
He won't be doing it for long, tho.
He'll be re-tiring soon.
(Rimshot.)
@@brucebaker810 really just rolling with that one, huh?
On a pile of sentient plastic garbage the size of Australia some culture is to be expected I suppose.
Ryan's attention to detail is unreal. This takes place 500 years in the future and if we presume an average age of around thirty for having kids that would be about 16 generations or so. So him saying "great" 15 times is actually really accurate.
I would argue that by at most 200 years in the future we will have cured aging, or at least slowed it enough, that a generation will be much much longer than it is now, but I am glad someone counted how many times he said great cause I was curious, but couldn't be bothered counting.
@@okaydetar821 Even if that happened, which is incredibly unlikely, that wouldn’t actually reduce the number of generations unless people also decided to not have kids until much later in life. It would simply mean that more generations would be alive at the same time.
@@okaydetar821 I wonder what it would be like to be that whimsically optimistic.
Honestly sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience to calculate ;)
@@chrys9256 "Even if that happened, which is incredibly unlikely"
I disagree, unless we go extinct I would argue it is guaranteed to happen.
" unless people also decided to not have kids until much later in life."
Well yes, immortality kind of implies that I would think.
“Dude you are embarrassing me in front of the garbage”
A sentence that only Ryan can say and make sense
Yeah, most people only say this in their heart.
This makes sense?
I love that you acknowledge the probably very old phone. This detail is usually overlooked in futuristic skits.
That phone in this case would be how the first printing press is to us. Ancient as fuck.
@@KatSpicert i seriously have to upgrade my phone is literally 500 years old.
That thumbnail is absolutely terrifying. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight, I decided.
Lol
Ohhh, having Ryan George plastic bottle nightmares is TIGHT!
I thought nothing was scarier than Baby Ryan. I was wrong.
There is absolutely nothing lit about this
Broken glass bottles last for thousands of years, how is that better, And shipping glass causes lower volumes load creating more shipments and excessive carbon created in the production of the glass and the increased weight of the end product shipped. Yeah plastic is bad.
I love how the tire is randomly not on fire at 2:31, then right back on fire the next shot 🤣
Lmao
I didn't even notice that, lol.
tyronfire became tyron for a second there he does that sometimes lol
Arson.
Such is life in 2523 with uncontrolled global warming. The Sun has also gained sentience and decides when to set things on fire I decided. Turns out talking very specifically about one of those things that holds six-packs together getting stuck on a the face of a sea turtle is when the Sun decides not to set things on fire.
Props to Ryan for getting the amount of greats right. By my calculations, the bottle lived for 501 years, which is 16.7 generations. One great grandfather is 3 generations away, so count 3, 4, 5... up to 16. And he acrtally did it, he got essentially the right amount of greats!
I'm amazed you counted the greats...
I don’t know if I should hi-5 you or have a an intervention for you 😂
he wasnt trying it was absolutely coincidental
@@315giantsthis is Ryan George we’re talking about, there’s a surprisingly high chance he did the math
@@wormyworms2774Actually, this is assuming average reproduction age is 30
"Everybody who knew Frank back then knew he was filled to the brim with joie de vivre and also, you know, a considerable amount of orange soda." Brilliant line. 👍😂
i’m very worried about this *Toy Story* future where everything has sentience and also perfect grasp of language and grammar…. 😳
Yooo, OT!
Dont worry, it’ll take a few thousand years for Buzz Lightyear to biodegrade.
OT! I love your channel! But yeah that does not sound ideal.
Whats next? Talking tables?
This is the future now I decided
"You're a literal bag of trash."
"Takes one to know one!"
Damn, even the on-fire-tyre couldn't burn you that hard.
Tyron fire*
@@lifeiscats1337 if you're going to try correcting people, at least be right... "know" is correct.
@@lifeiscats1337 I think I had a stroke
@@lifeiscats1337 it's "know one" not "no one"
The joke is that the person is trash as well because he knows the garbage is literally garbage
@@lifeiscats1337 You really need to check a dictionary before embarrassing yourself like this. It's the verb "to know", which means, "to understand or recognise". The phrase is, "takes one to know one". What you're suggesting makes no sense. "bruh"
Ryan telling the trash "you're trash" is the funniest thing to come out of this channel
You are embarrassing me in front of the garbage.
0:41 Only the size of Australia? Way to go humans!
I'm glad something was said about that 500 year old phone. What a relic. I'm even more amazed that it still works on future networks. In what year did they put an end to planned obsolescence? I'm just glad it comes to an end. That's what Frank will have wanted, I decided.
Loool
+
Planned obsolescence has no planned obsolescence itself.
The battery lasts a whole 30 seconds!
Didn't expect to see my favourite reptile channel here!
I will never understand how Ryan comes up with such strange concepts for his skits. What's even better is that they somehow work.
I died so hard😂😂😂
Lack of drugs, maybe? Too little drugs are just as bad as too much, I decided.
what concepts? these are documentaries
@@danbasford7456 so true
@@danbasford7456 as someone who's never done drugs, I agree. I've been told I'm disturbing.
I admire the self confidence one must have to be so accepting of being "owned" by a bag of trash with such grace... 🗑️🤣🏅
"Dude you are embarrassing me in front of the garbage" -- 👍👍
I love Ryan’s optimism that humanity will be a thing in 500 years
I'm going to use "Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the garbage" in so many office situations now!
I really enjoyed, "I just got owned by a bag of trash!", and will endeavour to use it when I can. 😅
@@kathyd456 "Do it! you are a trash can! not a trash can not!"
@@guiii0696 😅. Brilliant! Can I use that one, too?
@@kathyd456 ye
I saw it every year at Thanksgiving dinner.
I just watched pieces of garbage with human faces hold a funeral for a plastic bottle. I will never stop loving this channel.
*for a plastic bottle with human face as well.
Peak humor.
They can't hurt you anymore they're all dead trash
YOUR TRASH
Ok
The anachronistic phone chirp was an example of how you spot plot holes in your work and then give wholesome chirps on it. It gave me such a wonderful laugh. Thank you for brightening up my Saturday.
Love how when I clicked this video, I immediately got an ad talking about plastic in the ocean
"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the trash."
Wow, I felt like the whole history of humankind has led us to this phrase!
Not us Egyptians
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@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen شو انا الت يو انت مصري
@@Nigga48323 يمكنني أن أحترم ذلك ، لكن يؤلمني أن أرى كيف فقدت مصر كل عظمتها تقريبًا.
When Ryan George posts a video, the decision to drop everything and watch is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Yessirrrr
I was watching shorts when I saw the notification
Ooohh dropping everything is tight
was in the middle of cleaning when I got the notification and had to stop to watch. Super easy, barely an inconvenience
Literally in the middle of watching a movie
This guy can bring anything into a comic sketch, making it funny. What a legend
"I just got owned by a trash bag" 🤣 one of my favorite lines from Ryan now. This video made me laugh out loud, I love it when Ryans videos make me laugh out loud. "Frank was feeling pretty empty" lol where does he come up with this stuff?
From the funny brain chemical, isn't that right brain?
„I just got owned by a trash bag“
The delivery is just perfect 😄
I hate it when that happens.
I like that he was pleased about it. We should all take such joy in a good own, even if it is we being owned!
This is the most Ryanverse lore we've gotten in a while, so let's unpack:
Plastic objects have their own sentience as well as their own culture. From what we've been able to tell, they resemble humans in their mannerisms and traditions, such as funerals and eulogies. They have extremely long lifespans, as 200 years is considered very short.
They form deep bonds with humans they interact with and are generally friendly.
Lastly, they do not like recycling at all.
If I've missed anything, be sure to correct me and perhaps point out the significance of this new lore in the Ryanverse.
_The significance of Ryan verse lore is immeasurable, and my day is ruined_
*I'm glad*
This is canon now.
They dont feel pain, since the tire is on fire.
Hope your day is going well !
My plastic bag love to swim, but i am worried for him, what if a dangerous fish and turtle mistaken him for a food and eat him, i just cant imagine it.
I died laughing when he introduced himself as the Mermanstronaut. Its one of those things that is so f ing dumb and nonsensical, that it's hilarious.
Was looking for this comment!
It has officially been -500 years since Frank passed away.
Fly high Frank, you will never be forgotten.
That dramatic pause before the "no" at 0:26 is one of those small things Ryan does really well, that I just have to call attention to and appreciate
.... yes
I think Ryan is the only guy in the world who can literally make three really successful channels with a very long running TH-cam series and becoming one of the most iconic TH-camr on the internet just by talking to himself
What is the third channel other than this one and pitch meetings. I want more of that Ryan George content
@@boucer_boy perhaps still ScreenRant, too?
@@SeymourClearly86 Screen Rant, I'm pretty sure most of the people subscribed to SC because of Ryan
I mean, not the only one. MatPat has too.
@@Carabas72 the new Pitch Meetings channel maybe?
Fun Fact: Even if you recycle your plastic still ends up in the ocean because it can't... actually be recycled. Unless you're working with a local group that puts in the work to reforge plastic it typically gets separated from the paper and tin products at the recycling facility and... thrown in the trash.
It can be burned into ash to provide energy. Currently plastic isn't recycled outside of that because no one wants to bother with the acid it would take to break it down. Then you would reconstitute it back to the organic matter it came from. Which just makes it very expensive compost at that point. Not profitable. Not happening anything soon.
And, if you think about it, burying paper in a landfill is just very effective carbon sequestration.
@@xagain3106 so you can break it down like that without releasing toxic fumes into the air?
It's so good to see the incredible changes in popular future clothing. It's almost hard to comprehend how fashion could evolve to such a state.
"Dude you're embarrassing me in front of the garbage" is a great meme template
Someone make that ASAP
I had the same thought
I know, lol! I totally want to use that in conversation now 😂
So is "You're a literal bag of trash"
Perfect for a frame from any number of reality shows.
Friendly reminder that the “reduce” part of “reduce, reuse, recycle” is probably the most important one. Recycling water bottles is better than throwing them away, but they still have negative environmental effects associated with them. Best thing you can do is not buy plastic containers in the first place so we produce fewer of them (assuming you have alternatives, obviously not everyone has access to clean drinking water from taps and stuff, but if you can reduce consumption of them rather than still using them and recycling that’s way more environmentally friendly).
you didnt need to do a paragraph, weve been alive more than 6 years...we know what not to do
@@tommatom3513 I think you’d be surprised what people don’t know. I knew a lot of people who into high school thought that buying plastic stuff with reckless abandon but always recycling meant they weren’t negatively affecting the environment, hell even had to educate my dad on it years back. In a lot of places to get people to recycle in the first place the narrative is pushed that recycling basically makes you super environmentally conscious, when in reality recycling plastic specifically (things like aluminum cans are actually crazy efficient to recycle) does only a bit less harm than throwing it away
Yeah! The R's are in order of most to least important and impactful. :)
You reuse things for other purposes to help reduce your need for getting new stuff and you recycle to help reduce others' need of getting new stuff when they make new stuff for you to get.
@@tommatom3513 "We've been alive more than 6 years. . . we know what not to do." But do you? Next to packaging, fast fashion is one of the biggest contributors to resource waste and pollution, as well as one of the easiest to stop using. The average piece of fast fashion gets worn only seven times before it's discarded. And it's not Boomers driving the fast fashion industry.
@@avataraarow Yeah I didn't know.
I thought they just took recy led material and basically melted it down to recreate it, but thinking about it I guess some environmentally inefficient machine needs to do that?
That website you mentioned is an amazing way that teaches us how to reduce our carbon footprint ! and gives us an avenue through which to help on a bigger scale !!
Ryan's skits are those concepts I come up with as a three year old, whose memories have been mangled to and fro. I want more.
If the future isn't entirely populated by Ryan George variants, I don't want to live in it.
You know what that means tho, right? The Ryan George clones commited genocide against the rest of the human race at some point. So be careful what you wish for
If you were alive in the future you would stand out like a person who does not look like everyone else looks like they look like, or someything.
They’d probably put you in a room against your will.
Well,you won’t be,you’re not Ryan,imposter!
I, for one, welcome our new Ryan George overlords.
Look, all's I'm saying is that Ryan must have the type of dreams that would make the people in Inception run out of the room screaming.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well, you've seen his video about dreams, right?
Amazing! Only Ryan could make an environmental message so hilari ous that ppl actually want to watch it! Thanks for the best and funniest content on TH-cam 🏆🎖👏👏
Love that the tire managed to extinguish itself just to be back on fire later
I love how excited Ryan gets after getting owned by a trash bag
I appreciate the positivity!
@@Soymaid well I appreciate your appreciation on my positivity!
"Hey man pay some respects"
"You're a literal bag of trash"
"Takes one to know one"
"Oh ho I just got roasted by a bag of trash" best part
Owned
This is the only channel that I don't skip the ad reads on. Even the ad reads are hilarious and entertaining (even if most of the products are stuff I'll probably never purchase)!
The way tire-on-fire's eyebrows and mustache line up with the rust marks is very satisfying
Ryan, you are a comedic genius my man!
th-cam.com/video/cV9rod8eZrw/w-d-xo.html
Bit of a stretch
@@darnellpistachio2991 Ryan George actually is a comedic genius. He uses things that are objectively funny, not only funny to those who live in North American continent. It's stuff that is usually relevant to everyone with an Internet connection. I live in the other side of the globe, yet his videos are still funny.
@@Sienisota idgaf where you are. There was nothing objectively funny about this.
Objectively funny doesnt even really exist.
@@Sienisota it wasnt even kinda funny.
Wasnt even funny in a quirky way.
It was literal woke trash. Pun intended. This garbage will decay and be forgotten long before the bottle depicted in this hollywood blockbuster.
Not gonna lie...I teared up a bit when they talked about how bubbly and full of life the bottle was 😢
He wore an effer vest. Just like my pop.
And how he felt empty after being left alone...
@@brucebaker810 I see what you did there :)
@@miriamrosemary9110 Yeah. I'm pretty transparent. Like Frank in his idealistic youth.
For me it was about how close Frank and Jimmy got (REAL close…) and then separated, leaving Frank empty 😭
Remember guys helping Ryan George is super easy and barely an inconvenience! Every like and comment will help the TH-cam algorithm promote Ryan Georges amazing content further! Which is TIGHT!!!!
That's being said this video was trash though!
Just.... Beautiful 😭🤌
Just appreciate the fact that he took enough care to say "great" exactly the same number of times the second time he repeated it.
I believe he calculated how many great would be! Which make it even more appreciative.
The moral implications of throwing something away or recycling just got a whole lot more complicated.
That's why I keep so much trash in my flat before I have to take it out...it hurts every time...😶
@@SeymourClearly86 would you hold mine? I'd feel better myself
I guess in human terms it could be argued like this: you retire from work at the age of maybe 55 to 65 (an item stopped working its proper functions), but instead of living the rest of your days by yourself (disintegrating by microbes), the government forces you to chop of your limbs an the rest of your still-useful organs in order to be used to build another human-like creature that are made of a combinations of others just like you
I'm actually disappointed this implies those are the only two options. A much better choice would be not to buy soda (or any drink) in plastic bottles in the first place. Recycling is a scam.
I rabbit-trailed to find out more about Baja Wide Track truck tires.
Of course, that is one way to get a rubber tire off of a rim to take it to the scrap yard.
I really want there to be a Prequel to this where Frank is in a dark time in his life after the loss of the two guy's Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather and the bottle is just resting on tree in the background of the funeral with the narration:
"I still remember when you chose me in that checkout lane, Jimmy. I'll make you proud."
Some Ideas for more First Guy Sketches:
-First Guy to Use a Metaphor
-First Guy to Get a Haircut
-First Guy to Make a Vlog
-First Guy to Cook
-First Guy to Make a Meme
Haircut could be interesting
First guy to be a mermanstronaut
First guy to drink milk
First guy to ride a horse
First guy to eat meat
First guy to go skydiving
Graenolf might see this delete your comment
Completely lost it at, "You're trash!" "No, YOU'RE trash!". Ryan you are a comic goldmine.
Diamond mine
I love you. Never change Ryan. Never!!! Change!!!
that was such a clever way to promote recyclying. Love this channel
We officially discovered ad space and ad sea. The ryan cinematic universe is expanding
ad universe
@@thomasandfrienda768 I love the new translate feature bro 👍
I love how the mermansteonaut actually farts in a certain moment (or at least the bubbles make it seem like he did) but I have no idea where the fart would come from....
“You are embarrassing me In front of the garbage” 10/10
Mermanstronaut has visible 6 packs. Ryan, you've been working those abs.
😂😂4:10 silent fart bubbles to get rid of the shark. Great stuff mate!🤣🤣
This video has inspired me. I am never recycling again, and I'm just gonna throw my used tissues wherever I like!! Thank you Ryan george
It just goes to show you cant trust a man with 2 first names XD
@@weinteruptth.1479 bold of you to talk about not trusting people, Local 58.
Using merman-stronaut instead of ad-quman is tight 😂.choosing between those names was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Yeah, he even managed to very casually blow some bubbles 😂
I feel sad and hollow after this - happy earth day geroge rayan & co.
That was most greats used for grandparents I have ever heard, a whopping 15!
The emotion, I could barely hold back tears 😭
Wren should be honored Ryan made a whole skit for them and not just a "-stronaut" short.
Oh hi commentstronaut
@@atkatnd That doesn't make any sense...like contextually.
@@vladtheimpaler9577 ok, now u are being don'ttalktomestronaut
@@atkatnd well damn, look at mr. wordplaystronaut over here
@@atkatnd I think you mean Vladstronaut.
You are a comedic genius my man!
I enjoyed every second of that video, thank you, good sir
As a fellow merman, I can confirm that 🎵The ocean is full of plastic!!🎵
_But seriously please stop putting the trash in the ocean besides being generally gross and harmful it also tangles up the super long internet cable I have leading down here_
Is that a reference to History of the entire world?
@@felixfernandez5823 Yeah, I enjoy Bill Wurtz's work - sadly he didn't cover much at all of ocean history, and merfolk history was entirely excluded. It is to be expected though, most humans aren't very familiar with merfolk history and culture.
Sometimes Ryan’s Adds are as funny as the Sketch itself 😂
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So true. You know a TH-camr is awesome when even the ads are super enjoyable.
That's because the ads are sketches
I just love the mermanstronaut!😂😂😂 Ryan you're great
Hi, I just want to say Ryan, if you ever read this, you are my favorite TH-camr ever and I love your content so much, seeing a new video by you lightens up my day, and I am your number one fan. Keep doing what you are doing, because you do it amazingly.
Have a nice day
I swear, only Ryan can come up with an idea of literal talking garbage and make it actually good! This man is a comedy genius!
@@manthe3711 really? Huh, never heard of him...
@@outcast4087 Same, whose this Jimmy guy
Ryan, once again, comes up with concepts that are actually really disturbing and not for the obvious satire. I'm talking real cursed stuff...
th-cam.com/video/cV9rod8eZrw/w-d-xo.html
Also known as a psy-op!
Nice to see Ryan visiting the UK :)
Add pops up : plastic is a danger to are seas. Right on topic👌
Me to myself whenever I am in public;
"Dude, you are embarassing me in front of the garbage"
One of the strangest things Ryan has ever done, and that's saying something.
You have to get weird to advertise for more lockdowns.
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Ya'll ever notice how they switch from paper bags to prevent deforestation, they switch it to plastic and then that litters, so they switch it back to paper and they're like, "oh right trees again". Then back to plastic, but they scrapped that again for the previous reason, and now they're like, "here's an indestructible bag that's reusable, except it looks like the other one and is ugly so people will just throw them away and now they'llsit in a dump for like 1 thousand years " 😂 I feel like someone should sit down and think about it and what they've tried for more than 30 seconds.
I was just talking to someone the other day about paper towels and how we're switching back to those because we're using too much energy to run the dryers...but we installed the dryers because we were using too many paper towels and that was ruining trees. Seems like we're ruining everything 😂
Fabric bags exist yknow
This entire video, including the ad at the end, was such a fever dream and I loved every minute
Lol so good. Gonna show this video at the present party I’m going to shortly
I've found a few of the last few Ryan's skits too be a little too weird, it's nice to see a nice normal one for a change.
Underrated comment...
You are embarrassing me in front of the garbage....that is gold 🤣🤣
The first plastic bottle ever made still out there somewhere
The idea that there will be an island of trash the size of Australia in the future does *not* surprise me.
What do you mean, "in the future"?
Why doesn't anyone ever mention that most of that trash comes from places like india and China, not america?
@@JayTohab I mean “literally”. Sure, there’s mounds of trash that’s really big, but I’m actually thinking of a trash mound the size of a continent.
@@JayTohab Currently it's slightly larger than France. I think it's still smaller than Texas.
There are people working on this problem - on cleaning up what's already there, and on making things more biodegradable at the source.
I think we're going to be much better off than a patch the size of Australia.
Really how does Ryan think of these things!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The travel music is magnificent!
This is my favorite, well done
I kept expecting the Mermanstranaut to say: "Moisture is the essence of wetness... and wetness is the essence of beauty"
lol low-key people don't know his ads at the end are just as funny lol
I used to think Earth Day as the day where people cover themselves in mud and dirt. I didn't know it's to celebrate the planet.
You may have been thinking of Woodstock.
It was invented by corporations to sell more earth. Wake up sheeple!
😂😂😂
I celebrate God, who created the planet.
@@jimroscovius I celebrate humans who created God
One of the most out of the box and hilarious skits in a long history of hilarious skits 😆
Mr. George here has (believe it or not) written lots of well thought-out and respectable pieces of comedy. This video was not an example. And I love it.
Genuinely curious, can you please elaborate?
@@keysersose6728 I’m saying that video this is a less serious style of humor than Ryan George normally has. I’m also saying that I still enjoy the video.
Dude
i just love that depsite your success with the pitch meeting series you are STILL finding time to do your stuff but is also STILL so unique and new every time.
You are great
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
First time I've ever watched an ad right thru, very nice
This is the most important video Ryan ever created.
We must protect the trash.
RECYCLING IS MURDER!
Agreed, recycling cuts the lifespan of a plastic item down by hundreds of years! How can people who recycle live with themselves, knowing that a plastic bottle they recycle won't live to grow old or get to go on a cruise around the world's oceans
"BUT YOU TOLD US TO RECYCLE."
Name that reference.
Always puts a smile on my face
Always digitally adds Ryan's face on your smile
literally the only channel where i watch the ads, so worth it
Yyyoooo intro of new character. I welcome the merman-stronaut to the ryanverse!