I legit had a Khajiit run where I grab the Census gold plate, the keys behind the captain so I could get all the confiscated Moon Sugar to peddle w the Balmora Mage Guild Khajiit for weeks. I detect no lie.
I forgot to beat the game. Lol. Actually, I just did Thieves Guild after, stole more stuff, then stumbled upon 90% chameleon ring quest because, of course I would
@TurtleShroom3 Still in Census office is the guy giving you papers to Caius Cosades. That bookshelf literally next to him has hanging keys. You gotta open the menu as soon as you grab the key to dump all stolen goods aside. He's the last guy not to charge you before officially being in Morrowind territory
If the next Elder Scrolls game takes place in a 'modern setting' I'll play a Khajiit and start pushing/driving things off cliffs. What? I'm just testing to make sure gravity still works!
"That's how germs get around Neravar, that's disgusting Neravar, stop it." makes him sound so genuinely upset at the idea it's beautiful.
Dagoth takes public health and safety very seriously for a dude who unleashed a plague.
Guess he wanted him to go... Elswyr.
She just wants a loving home... ☹️
To a loving home in oblivion she's gonna be sent
"Like you were a sorority girl trying molly for the first time"
THAT. IS. GOLD. 🤣
The next day when he wakes up he slowly realizes that his mask is missing
Dagoth: neeerrriiiivvvaaaaaarrr!!!!!!
0:49 Pawed at his pants. Nerevarine is def in heat. 💀🤚
Dagoth doesn't wear pants 🤔
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😱
@@goatslayer3160 Wait. It’s a Loincloth- 😃
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
0:24. Hot Damn, he's bringing the heat from the mountain.
I legit had a Khajiit run where I grab the Census gold plate, the keys behind the captain so I could get all the confiscated Moon Sugar to peddle w the Balmora Mage Guild Khajiit for weeks. I detect no lie.
i mean, this is every run of Morrowind after you flail around for the required 10 hours and make an actual character to beat the game with
I forgot to beat the game. Lol. Actually, I just did Thieves Guild after, stole more stuff, then stumbled upon 90% chameleon ring quest because, of course I would
WAIT, THERE IS A KEY TO THAT DOOR?
In my first run, yeah, I grabbed the platter and the dagger too.
I GAVE FARGOTH HIS RING, THOUGH!
@TurtleShroom3 Still in Census office is the guy giving you papers to Caius Cosades. That bookshelf literally next to him has hanging keys. You gotta open the menu as soon as you grab the key to dump all stolen goods aside. He's the last guy not to charge you before officially being in Morrowind territory
"What the Cinnamon Toast f!ck is wrong with you" 😂
got me too lol
Never expected a second part of this masterpiece. Hope this Khajiit problem continues.
cats in the background... fucking perfect. Absolutely perfect.
Next scene:
Dagoth Ur: "DO YOU DO POISON?!"
that's how germs get around, nerevar.
Fool, its all tricks to him falling for her khajit charms, eventualy..
I swear to Talos these Dagoth Ur AI voice rants just get funnier and funnier.
calling him garfield got me
If the next Elder Scrolls game takes place in a 'modern setting' I'll play a Khajiit and start pushing/driving things off cliffs. What? I'm just testing to make sure gravity still works!
This is amazing
UwU paws at pants. Ha XD
Classic UwU moment
But he hunts Khajit and wears Khajit fur...
😂
ha