Jarl Balgruuf meets the Khajiit Dragonborn (AI voice meme)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- One evening a Khajiit somehow manages to slip past the guards and appears in front of Balgruuf to tell him about dragons. Next thing he knows the intruder was actually telling the truth and a dragon really was about to ransack Whiterun.
Then the Greybeards yell their summons and wake everyone in town up and to top it all off, they appear to have been summons for a most unusual candidate.
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Absolutely lost it when he said "... are you sure the empire tried to execute you for no reason?"
The mach 5 furball still has me rolling
Same xD
Now I need a mod that has a chance of firing a hairball projectile when you use Unrelenting Force as a Khajiit.
Do Khajiits lick themselves?
I bet it would sound like the khajiit taking damage sound
Pretty sure khajiit don't tongue bathe
They're a sentient race, they take actual baths
Why would they get hairballs?
The dying khajiit sound would work the best because it genuinely sounds like he's coughing out a hairball
Mach 5 hairball would be funny
the way he says "the thief stone, huh?" with such spite is hilarous
he already knew the answer he just wanted to hear it
I fucking lost it in the middle of the night at the "Irileth give me a cure poison potion" and "uh, Proventus give the maids a special reward after cleaning this mess up", holding in my laugh wasnt easy.
You would think an Argonian would be the most apt race for a Dragonborn.
Especially after the Argoniankiin binge snorts Histsap and the Hist trees turn him into a flightless dragon with sharp dorsal pla- Yes, I want Godzilla in the ESverse.
Wait, why Argonians?
It's suspected that Khajiits were actually the first original inhabitants of Skyrim before man and mer, so I always pictured it as "Well, Khajiits were here first. This is their original land. So it's normal for the Dragonborn to be Khajiit if this was their home first, right?"
Because Argonians, like dragons, are lizards. sympathetic resonance.
@@theironfox2756 True, true
@tehchiefthat hell you are talking about? How did mers become cat folk
These are some of the most hilarious skyrim videos Ive ever seen
Have you ever watched the Skyrim gamer poop
This is by far the best Dhar Mann video I've ever seen 10/10
And so you see...
we're not just telling stories...
We,re changing lives
Thank you balgruff for voicing my constant question on why the empire would think a cat would be a storm cloak. In lore The nords might be okay with a non-Nordic human joining the storm cloaks, idk, but kajiits aren’t even usually allowed in winterhold and the argonians have to live in a single room bunkhouse by the docks beneath the city
Because one captain decided to be a bitch.
Hell, how about Dunmer or Altmer Stormcloaks for that matter?
@@zeveria7206 at least the dunmer are allowed inside the city, even if they have to live in a slum lol
Well the cats are part of the Aldmeri dominion, so they don't belong in the empire either
u mean windhelm? winterhold is where the collage is.
This video has more RPG elements in it than the whole of Skyrim's tutorial section.
Bethesda status: roasted
Dude this literally feels personal,in my first playthrough i played as a Khajiit stealth archer with the theif stone
Exactly same, but with lover stone since i wanted to try everything and lvl it up quicker.
It seems like every new player, even with no previous exposure to skyrim content seem to insinctually radiate toward stealth archery, and thus khajit race because its starting upper hand in stealth
It's one of the optimal builds. The stealth bonus, the range? It only makes sense
Rare footage of Clawthorne trying to convince Jarl Balgruuf that she's Dragonborn
I feel like Balgruff would actually be the nicest to Khajiits he just feels like a nice dude
This sounds so weird after hearing the first "Dagoth Ur reacts to Khajiit Nerevarine"
A strange day for the Sixth Hiuse and the tribe unmourned
He has a good point about the Stormcloaks. It is weird to even think, that you are with the Stormcloaks, if you aren't Nord. Considering their massive racism. Hell without Ulfric personally seeing you trying to get killed by Imperials even accepting you would be a longshot.
Also i don't know how many knows by lore, but at least one Altmer dragonborn is confirmed. Mankar Camoran from Oblivion is in fact a dragonborn.
What massive racism? This is where you talk about dunmer and argonians and I point out that the Grey Quarter is as clean as the rest as Windhelm, is dressed up like a Vvardenfell town without interference from the guards, houses Imperial spies, and is mostly inhabited by people that say they don't want to work for Nords. The few dark elves that aren't super racist are harassed by their own family, and Hllalu owns one of the largest farms in Eastmarch. Now compare that reality with their whining.
The argonians have less of a presence, fewer characters and conversations to draw on, but there are similar attitudes of "we hate Nords and we say the Nords hate us" is more easily observed than "Nords hate argonians."
The Stormcloaks are ignorant and shortsighted on continental politics, and Ulfric is a piece of work and no mistake, but the "racism" is an illusion created by a minority that claims they are oppressed when they refuse what opportunities they have.
Which is one of Skyrim's most realistic qualities.
@@Ryvaken The dunmer were not always lived in the Grey quarter. They were forced there. Argonians were also forced outside of the walls in Windhelm, and Riften. There is also that old war veteran who becomes Jarl, if you kill Ulfric. He says, that when a Nord group is attacked, then Ulfric sign the horn, and soldiers sent out. But when a dunmer refugee group, or a Kha'jit caravan attacked. Nothing. No investigation, retaliation, or justice. I know, that there is that one altmer on the market who claims, that situation is not bad, but Stormcloaks in general are clearly racist. Okay not on the extreme level, but enough to have doubts on anyone who is not a Nord.
@@akuladoctor7355Ulfric put Argonians outside so they don't clash with dark elves.did you know dark elves are racist towards Argonians. Also nord women are killed every day bye the butcher and guards doesn't investigate about it.
If you think the stormcloaks are massivly racist then you obviously havent played morrowind. The Dumner make the thalmor look nice because at least the thalmor don't practice slavery and worship demons.
My first time I played Skyrim, I chose khajiit since night vision sounded cool af, but it just made my screen blue.
I'm like "aight, not great, but I'm sneaky! So I can do that!"
And I became the sneakiest assassin in the land, but honestly it was too much effort and I couldn't be bothered to be stealthy.
So I literally just bonked everyone with my ebony chaos mace, good times.
I could almost hear Uncle Ruckus going “well well well” - music and everything - as soon as the “Thief Stone?” part played
I don't know how many times I've seen this, so I'll say it again:
It was NOT Legate Rikke at Helgen. It was a random ass captain who you kill on your way out if you side with Ralof. Rikke wasn't even there, as evident from her dialogue when you join the Legion.
Then why was it her voice and face, when other imperial captains are unique?
@@BacxaberThen why didn't the game's subtitles not say captain rikke? And also it makes no sense of you side with ralof and kill her and then she respawns if you join the imperial legion. And she would have recognize you if it was her. Perhaps it was her twin sister?
@@Bacxaber bro, captain at Helgen is an imperial (race, I mean) with dark skin. Rikke is a nord. These two just happen to share the same voice.
@@Bacxaber It's her voice actress, but it's not her face. Rikke is a nord and looks much older and more pale than the captain at Helgen.
@@Bacxaber I am going t blow your mind. As it turns out Bethesda hires the same actors to voice different people.
This one started as a khajiit, a stealth archer thief and assassin. 'Twas the purrfect way to glory!
Khajiit is my favorite race lol
The minute you left he told everyone to check there pockets
"So which guardian stone did you pick on your way here from Helgen? Oh, the Thief stone..." 🤣😂🤣
God this is amazing I just want to reinstall Skyrim asp god still laughing, and it's been 10 mins help.
"What? No. I don't have anything against your kind."
Yeah sure you and Dagoth Ur too.
I was crying and sweating from laughing so hard at this 💀
So funny! Loved it. Please do more.
Fun fact: The illusion perk that makes your spells silent also works on shouts!
That was I ecpected in my Khajiit DB playthrough.
Modders literally outclassing an innovating bgs
With a few edits this could pass for alternate dialogue.
My first Skyrim Character was a Khajiit Stormcloak, Spellsword or something I think
If the maids ever want a "special reward", they just need to ask.
"giant hairball at mach5" I'm dying :D :D :D
FUS RO HUUURG
Idk why but this should have been a mod when you play as a khajiit who happen to be a dragonborn
Besthesda remaking Skyrim with today's tech could fix a lot of the hiccups of the game 🤣
Believable racism is really the best part of the Elder Scrolls lore
Literally him looking at me 😂
Well Akatoshis also present in the khajit pantheon also he chooses the Mane, their people priest king
Amazing! Love the jarl ballin ai voice 😂
Hairball at Mach 5 😂
Ah, the "I'm not racist" racist.
Well worth watching to the end. I'm laughing my ass off.
This was really good lol Hairball attack!
Khajiit call dragon "A really big cat"
Now I can't get out of my head picture of Khajiit dovahkiin calling dragons "really big cats" and enraging them.
OOOOOO. WAIT. Khajiit and Dovahkiin have both two adjacent i! There is connection somewhere...
Based Jarl Balgruuf
This is a Rollercoaster of racism, reasoning of it with some ground and acceptance ... 😅
dude how are you doing this ? love it
Mephala cloak you
If Bethesda doesn't invest in AI for their npcs for ESVI, there better be some mods for it....
Weird TH-cam recommended but great video 👍
Brilliant
Lol As a two-handed greatsword wielding Khajiit player, I find this video racist because it assumes my Guardian Stone. XD
lol
1:45 SO TRUEEEE!!!
I play as a female Khajiit
The Jarl is racist, its official
We need a NPC Race comment mod and let that full species hatred flow freely.
Instead of every Nord thinking they are high on shrooms and you are just an extra hairy nord.
How can you be racist against an animal?
Was that done using which tools?
Elevenlabs & Adobe Premiere Pro
This makes me wonder what open world games are going to be like in the future if we can have character dialogue and voice acting generated organically.
can't wait to see how ulfric reacts to farm equipment being a dragonborn
i always thought he was holding a coin because of the angle that i spoke to him from. apparently he's not!
A.I opens a HUGE door to Skyrim's modding community.
Soon, Bethesda will be fired from its job, k... The modders will remake Skyrim.
"Shooting out a hairball at mach 5" 😭😭😭😭
okay, this is reasonable dialogue within context of lore and the amount of khaajit stealth archer players in the last census of the game
pretty ironic cause i just started a new game as a Khajit 💀
Meanwhile my khajiit huntress mage who gets lost easily to the point I decided that the reason I got caught near the storm cloaks was that I was lost and asking for directions.
How I imagine my conversation with the Jarl went is like this.
Jarl: You we’re going to be beheaded by the Imperials
Me: Caught after Khajiit got lost in woods. Asked Stormcloak for directions, Khajiit did before caught.
Jarl: You realize that Khajiit are not permitted in the city right. Khajiit merchants tend to sell drugs and steal you know.
Me: This Khajiit no thief, Khajiit seeks knowledge not coin.
Jarl: You are a rather strange Khajiit, and naive as well.
Me: Khajiit seeks to help those in need during travels.😇
How in oblivion does Jarl balgruuf know the term “Mach 5?”
1:42 I love how casual Balgruff is about this. Like Rikke just does it every other Tuesday.
Now I want to ser greybeards reaction on khajiit dragonborn
Assuming I have a lot of points in Sneak, I'm tempted to say "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon(born)"
Why do I feel like Dagoth Ur is writing a job application for Balgruuf to join the 6th House.
It's hilarious because this video was uploaded around the time I picked up Skyrim and I picked Khajiit
I need this as a mod, actually
damn vid made me crack at the "What... In... Oblivion..." bit
Khajiit shout be like musMOOOOWA!
What AI service you use to generate the voice? It's so clear and almost indistinguishable from actual voice of Balgruuf.
I use Elevenlabs & Adobe Premiere Pro
@@WhiterunProductions thank you!
2:49 I think Balgruf misunderstands the way *stealth* works: "Stealth" is what happens when the ground stops shaking and the bodies are nowhere to be found. No _witnesses._
I'm on my first playthrough. At the beginning, I picked the Nord, because I thought Argonians and Khajiit were really weird. But after meeting Ri-Saad and his companions, I started to love them. Their lore is amazing. Humble foreign merchants and thieves, how interesting.
Make this a mod plz
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now do argonians
Whenever I play a khajiit, its nearly impossible to not gravitate towards a stealth archer...and 90% of my characters are khajiit...
That's because Stealth Archer is the most overpowered playstyle in Skyrim. You do a lot of damage due to all your arrows being sneak attacks, and you don't have to get close enough to be seen. You're practically unstoppable outside of being in closed quarters.
👏 👏 👏
Amazing
Honestly, id ĺike to see balgruth and argonian dragonborn