Portal - Defective
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'Defective', a Portal parody of 'Radioactive' by Imagine Dragons.
Original Song:
• Imagine Dragons - Radi...
Defective Instrumental:
• Portal - Defective [in...
Defective Vocals:
• Portal - Defective [vo...
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Carol Of The Turrets
If I Were A Core
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Making Science
• Portal - Making Science
GLaDOS Is To Blame
• Portal - GLaDOS Is To ...
Dumb Ways To Die
• Dumb Ways To Die - Por...
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Voices | Music | Lyrics | Animation | Editing
Harry Callaghan
Custom Turret Rigs
August 'Rantis' Loolam
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Software Used
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Animation - Source Filmmaker , 3DS MAX 14
Editing - Adobe Premiere Pro CS6 , Adobe After Effects CS6
Music - Reason 7
Voice Editing - Audacity, Melodyne Studio 3, Reason 5
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Lyrics
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I've just been built, time to test my guns!
I'm at the range and I want some fun!
I try to fire...
Ah...
I'm in the line, moving up, checking out at the turret-club.
This is it, I'm about to be...
INCINERATED!
(He's breaking down!)
I feel it in my code!
Enough to make my core explode!
I need a body! Please give me a body!
I need a body! Give me a body!
NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
I try to pass, don some "clothes".
I'm a bad turret... I suppose.
It's painted white, I'll fit right in!
WOAH!
I'm in the line, moving up, checking out at the turret-club!
It didn't work, I'm about to be...
INCINERATED!
(He's breaking down!)
I feel it in my code!
Enough to make my core explode!
I need some bullets! Please give me some bullets!
I need some bullets! Give me some bullets!
NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
All systems go! My chip hasn't fried!
Deep in my code... access denied...
(He's breaking down!)
I feel it in my code!
Enough to make my core explode!
I need some bullets! Please give me some bullets!
I need some bullets! Give me some bullets!
NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
NOOO! NOOO! I'm not defective! (he is defective!)
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The defective turrets definitely have more personality than the regular turrets
+PikachuFrankie Agreed.
+PHWGaming They do more than try to shoot you to death
Once again; Agreed.
Tru Dat
That's because Turrets are programmed to have no personality. Thus, to be defective, you have a personality.
"give me your body" has to be the most aggressive thing I've heard all day.
Just imagine he pulls out like an AR or something lmao
@@ThomasFarquhar2 an AR2 to be exact
@@ThomasFarquhar2 no, a GL (Grenade launcher) or and RPG launcher(Rocket propelled Grenade launcher[basically a Bazooka])
*This is a Robbery, Give me your Body Now*
@@jubilanttitan4999 Did you learn those acronyms on your own or did your teacher have to help you?
I however dig the idea that the robot built to be a stationary weapons platform has to reach for an AR to threaten someone.
You other two ruined a perfectly good joke to be preschool edgy.
I love how the defective turrets are way more loveable than the working ones. This song really speaks to me as well. He just wants to live like everyone else, so I can really relate to him.
I get what your talking about I personally feel bad for them but what about the oracle turret
Yep me fr.
харош
He feels to me like a metaphor for something. Not sure what though.
Nurodivergent people maybe?
Meh defect turrets get more sympathy. "I don't hate you." "Poooweeerr. off.. ):" BR- HOW- WHAT-
WHAAAA
Imagine master turret's reaction by seeing a perfect looking turret get incinerated.
But not sounding
"OH GOD NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!" -the master turret
Imagine the next turret on the line, it must be horrified to say the least, just seeing a turret that looks like it getting thrown into the fire.
"Oh my god were all going to die then"
"Ah shit, there we go again."
"I'm not defective"
"He is defective"
still a better love story than twilight
True man xD
Ya
What’s twilight?
Except the one of the main characters in my little pony
like in School
Hurricane HD! You don’t know what twilight is
"it's painted white"
_squints_ eh, looks more gray, silver, and construction-tape to me
Lol
You miss the Deeper meaning young Baka-chan
Hold up!
It’s White from what I see or maybe I am color bland
its heat damaged white and construction tape. you were half right
Gray? More Like *GAY*
i love the fact that defective turrets can pretty much be fixed by giving them a chassis and some ammo, but aperture is just like "nah get rid of em"
Sums up Aperture, really. If you look not too deep within Aperture's history. It's pretty much never look too deep into why something failed. Just throw it away and try again. Ruling out the First Line any scientists says upon discovering something: "Huh. That's strange."
@@Qardo It's interesting how Johnson's and GLaDOS's management strategies different. Because my reading of the lore is that Cave DID build on and bounce back from failures. Fibreglass based diet pudding failed? Use it as a bouncing gel. Mantis DNA experiment gone awry? Let's test the mantis men's combat abilities? Ground up moon rocks fatally poison you? Well, some more fucking around shows that the ground up moon rocks conduct portals, let's find out whether the moon rock portals do anything interesting. He /did/ bounce back from failures, research further, try to make the unusable usable. But GLaDOS era Aperture? Kills test subjects after 1 track. Kills thousands of test subjects because a bird laid eggs on her console. Incinerates easily fixable turrets instead of just... fixing them. Destructive and wasteful to the point that it seems deliberate. Almost as though she had some kind of subconscious reason to resent Cave and the company...
They have bugs in the code thats what defective means
@@adventuresofcn726 : Yeah... and Why debug it when you can INCINERATE IT!
"Give me your body" Damn bro, at least take them out to dinner before hitting them with that request
lol
But the turrets sounds like a girl
Ps:
I want to see that stuff happen (turret Taking the body of a other turret
Andrew Engineering u ok?
@A Dog Yeah
Tha shell
Theory:
At the end the reason he was incinerated was because he was functional, in the earlier incinerator scene you can see Chell running past, It's possible the turret was rebuilt functionally and placed back on the line after being incinerated and didn't bother actually looking at the master turret because he knew he was working properly, he just imagines the same face but it's actually a defective turret.
A series of bad luck.
But you can clearly see that the turret looked excited at the master turret and the master turret didn't react. So it was more of a problem with his inner system.
@@spacemeter3001 yup
ITS DA BRO-BOTS NOT CHELL
@@xxhyphenxx9365 look at the second time he was flying to the incinerator
@@queensomova9408 STFU BOT
This needs to be seen by everyone.
Hi Sage :)
Lol sage I was just watching your survival lp
Lol sage I was just watching your survival lp
Sage? ???
I agree everyone on Earth 🌎🌍🌏 needs to see this
"give me some bullets!"
*is standing on a pile of bullets*
Edit: to all the people saying "He doesn't have hand, he's a turret, ect, ect,", *it's a joke*
same question
well, what is he meant to do with those? pick them up with his hands?
@@mistermuse9543 good point
Eh, there are no bullets whatsoever. Those are actually empty shells with everything shot.
standing on a pile of bullets but can't fire them...
Me: I'm not defective
My psychiatrist: he is defective
Me: noooo
*69th like activated*
@@user-kx8pu6ys5i *334 likes acctivated*
@@tihoprskalo7719 *only 3 likes past your comment but still feel the need to proclaim it.*
I feel this
@@michelangelomichaelmorrice6910 HI THERE A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!! :DD
I feel like that turret when I try to do math...
I feel you!
+Keaton the NightWolf I too...
i feel like defective anyway
same dude
Jade Gourlay
Where do I donate bullets?
What about the gun AND the bullets
where do I donate body?
a body
The military
List:
Shovel
Bag (large)
Gun
Bullets
Knife
It took me some seconds to realize it was Radioactive 😂
_-Rika Shinestar-_ yeah radioactive from imagine dragons
Yep
What do you mean?
Took me a few years
I know
harry when he finished workng on it
"I am taking a note here, HUGE SUCCESS"
I'm sure Wheatley's version would be:
"I'm not a moron!"
_"He is a moron!"_
Edit: when did this comment get this much attention?
time to make a parody of this parody
and im seriously gonna do that- just wait for the april first
@@RYFT0R i subscribed for that please lol!
Lol
LOL
Claptrap
*DO IT*
Music isn't the only reason why I see your videos. It's also the animation. Everything is smooth and I never notice any clip errors, choppy animation or anything like that. Not to mention the shading effects, Everything looks like it was real and not animation. You sir, are the # 1 best SFM animator and Portal Song creator ever.
umm, there is one error. legs.
+TheExclusiveWatch everytime. they arent connected to the body :(
+AdrianPlayz they are but it's harder to see
+Experiment Tadus Gaming :P sfmtales is better
Except for the legs... Those aren't connected to the turret body....
this is 9 years old and still a MASTERPIECE
7 years. I have been looking for this video for 7 years. And I’ve found it again. Why is this still so awesome?
Keep it up man
[extra info, I discovered this in 2016 and now it’s 2022!]
I feel bad for the defective turret, they're so funny, cute and cool... :,v
Well, Amazing animation and song too! n.n
Ew Weeb
@@birisi916 how is this weebish you potato salad?
@@TheFiniteSillyGuyDAYUUUUMMM
(yes i know its been 3 years)
02:25 OMG that gives me goosebumbs everytime ... You're a bloddy genious, Harry
Mihai Lazar sane bro
Same I ment
Huh?
goosebumps came the moment i clicked WTF
Wheatley using his thingy majigy to communicate in space (IM NOT A SCIENCE MAN SO DONT BLAME ME): YoU MiSpellEd BloOdY
8 years later, and it still gets stuck in my head
1:51 Did you see Chell on the catwalk? Cause I did.
How did you spot her? I never noticed untill i red this comment.
I did
I think it was one of those parts in the game where u replace the turret with the defective one, so u have to catch him
@@clairec1348 Yeah.
I saw alatis and P-body on the catwalk too.
0:47 is it just me or did these turrets sang "it raining men!"
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?
He's breaking dooooown
Hallelujah
Da fuq?
Turn on captions
1:03
When a ghost tryna posses you
No trying to flirt with girls
@@alexanderjohnson4448 do you think that white turret is a girl
All white turret sound like a female lok
max you fucked up my feed now im binge watching portal videos
Lmao
Me before Entropy Zero 2: "cool and good"
Me after: "Wilson?!"
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I just found your portal songs and i have to say: Every single one is a god damned masterpiece. Just straight up beautiful
I agree better than the original songs
My nerd and music fangirl sides are going crazy right now... Well done :)
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You know, I think a more ironic ending to the video would be that he finally gets fully upgraded and repaired, and yet when he goes to be scanned, it's a DEFECTIVE turret in the master copy slot, the one Chell inserts. And though the little defective turret finally achieved his dream, he still dies.
That plot twist o.o ...
Damn, you're good.
>Reading it being like "whaaat"
>Sudden realization
Ohhhh...
Glad to hear I made an impact on you guys :)
Heheh that would have been great
As someone on the autism spectrum, I find this video relatable. It feels like no matter how hard I try, I’ll never be able to fit in, and I’ll have nothing to look forward to but rejection.
"I'm not defective, he is defective!“ GLaDOS and chell: emmm...
This song genuinely moves me to tears every time I listen to it.
I can relate to the defective turret on such a deep level.
Xados -
Thanks
The Stalking Chicken
Thx
Bet you can, weeb
if you need a body, you can just go out and kidnap someone, it’s not too hard. talking from experience.
Well I mean..You Could Always get Some Guns Somewhere..
[Decoy Turret]
* Looks like a Defective Turret
* Also sounds like one to
*Works like a normal turret
that would be awesome for portal 3 (too bad valve can't count to 3)
That's actually a thing! In the final course of the co-op in Portal 2, the turrets *look* defective, but they kill you.
That sounds so awesome.I think that would really annoy players though.;-)
It was annoying, they killed me and my partner before we figured out they weren't actually defective. But, that was the point, I think.
+Keaton 117 ikr
bad cop: so thats your story wilson
I NEED MORE BOOLETS, I NEED MORE BOOLETS, I NEED MORE BOOLETS
"Give me your body."
-insert Lenny face here-
Robert Rivet you need ()
.|.
*booty*
+Arataka Reigen by body he means a chassis
Shou meh ur bubies
lol
I think the defective turret was my favourite character. He was very funny.
Epic Voice
He's got a really nice voice
Epic Voice yep =>
He is one of my favorites
Same
Poor turret.. Anyways, I was up there! Look at me sing!
Turret is that you
I was right next you!
That spy is not one of us
Funny thing is on Steam my name is Robot #22
I know so sad to see other turrets get this treatment
Old memories of best songs.
I guess Atlas was kind enough to almost save a defective turret
holy heck after 3 years 47 likes?!
THIS IS MY MOST LIKED COMMENT!
6 years later and not even 100 likes
Damn...
Aww... I thought it would say "Deep in my code, Defective inside..." Oh well! Great song and absolutely STUNNING animations!
WE MAKING IT INTO THE INCINERATOR WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
XD I thought you would go with the full meme!
Poor turret at 3:00 he fell in the background
Yes. Portal, Imagine Dragons. Yesh.
just when you think Harry can't get any better, he releases another masterpiece! Great work Harry :D
hey moysey!
huh i just posted that and immediately
A like! :)
Dave Gallifrey True Story
Harry truly added (and adds) so much to Portal and all the other Valve games.
i really love how this song actually slaps, absolutely amazing
0:50 look at the turret falling in the back
wow
@Bread Dude it is still funny number, haha
@Bread Dude the one who changes it to 70 will be sent to the bake- i mean CAKE room, yeah.. cake..
@Bread Dude thank you, i am sorry i cannot do the same for you, tis because i found it as funny number
Oh ya
Not to bust anybodys mood here... but i like this interpretation:
We are all kinda this defetive turret.
We all struggle with things others seem to be able to without problems...
We try adjusting more and more... but there always seems to be something that makes us seem defetive...
at least we think that others think that.
The "bullets" that he wants is the "ultimative" difference that we see and which we try to get to... We think if we have this thing it would make us more happy... but in the end getting this thing will only rip open another difference.
We always think that the outside world is going to judge us based on some minor details we see in us, even though others probably don't and will never see.
I know its true for me... i always have and probably will always think that I'm different from everyone else... thinking that others don't have flaws or own thoughts... thinking I will not ever come to rest in my life... this is why
"I feel it in my code, enough to make my core explode" gives me goosebumps everytime...
This subtle feeling that we are defetive and should be so much better... the story of my life.
I wish everyone a nice week :) Maybe you even liked my interpretation ^^
PREACH IT!
+ViktoriusIII what is "defetive"
broken
[S] Eaglehawk519 not "defective", "defetive"
ViktoriusIII k
I noticed that the more defective a turret/robot/core is, the more personality it has.
This nicely shows the problems with the defective turrets. First, the body and bullets. Then, the internals.
2:50 HERE THEY ARE
Hehe, your getting more and more visually expressive with those turrets bro. :D
Loved it!
These videos are seriously amazing. The level of detail on the models alone is jaw-dropping.
"I need a body, give me a body, I need a body, give me *your* body"
I felt that
"Give Me Your Body" - Defective Turret At Whatever Time
At 162973:27
+The Video Game Mixer U Wot M8
+The Video Game Mixer from pink sheep lololololol good one prankstrgangstr
+kenzie woolston OK m9
1:02 is it
turret at 1:42 "okay. That looks norm- waaiittt..."
"I need bullets !!"
Me : take it 📦, but rememder : I haven't met the one who can outsmart a bullet...
How about medic from tf2 (ubercharge)
Love how this song is a reference to one of my favourite songs that I loved! (Radioactive)
"give me your body"
Talking to Women 101
He lucky because the other turret seemed to enjoy that
Sounds so wrong
Alexander Johnson
No the other turret was like:
:O OH NO SAVE M-
Now That's Weird Because All Turrets Sound Like Girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Tom Pen r/hmmmmmmmm
I always saw the Defective Turrets as the Ambitious Underdog since, while they're nonfunctioning, they have alot more spirit in their voice than the normal monotone turrets do.
That's what make them defective: a kind of spirit they have that normal ones don't have. Or maybe they get that spirit when they become defective.
Supershadow301 I would guess the exposed metallic mechanics and lack of bullets (And sight for most of them) would be a bigger problem than their voice personality. XD
MetroidJunkie2007 I'm not talking of their voices! I'm talking about their "spirit". For example: in the original game, when they answer the turret to prove they aren't defective, they say stuff like, "Have you got some bullets?" while regular ones would just answered "Hello."
Supershadow301 Well, I said voice personality, which would mean the spirit they put into it and I know, I played through Portal 2. I'm just saying that, if the only thing that was defective about them was having a different voice, the system probably wouldn't be rigged to throw them into the incinerator. Afterall, that 'different' turret has a normal voice but was labeled as a defect, likely because it doesn't get aggressive when it spots an intruder, instead spouting insightful commentary.
MetroidJunkie2007 Yeah... The different turret... You mean, the one you can find in the incinerator? That predict the future?
I love your songs so much, real talent right here
I love the turrets calling out the defective turret while several of them are falling off the platform.
I like how Atlas and P-Body are trying to help him. lol So cute! I love the defective turrets.
Yay :3
***** no people keep stealing this account so it changes
I understand I am very late to this channel but I hope u get this comment. I really like ur videos and want more and more songs. You've done a good job. I'm subing, I look forward to more amazing videos like this, keep up the good work man ;p
Something about defective turrets raspy esc voice just makes this song surprisingly good
2020 version.
-I'm not infected.
-He is infected!
🎵 (He's coughing now.)
Don't trust those lies you're told.
I'm sure it's just a cold.
Can u imagine a Portal Show or something made By Harry101UK with P-body and Atlas make this song into it have them try to fix a broken turret
Defective: "I need a body, please give me a body, I need a body GIVE ME YOUR BODY.
Turret: "Nigga, hell naw."
he doesn't have ARMS genius
inanimate insanity 2 test tube: arms!!!!
me |=/
test tube: =(
"I need some Ammo" Is a line for 2020.
True tho im out
Holy shit! I remember it! I saw it several years ago and a memory of it just kinda appeared in my mind randomly now. Nice, I can't believe I found this classic 💣
2:40 turrets: HES BREAKING DOWN
Comfort suites Key cards fan2008 he can't pick them up
Jesula Williams unless there's dropping man it's raining man
BEST SONG EVER
Your portal content are so amazing you deserve like 3 million subs for your hard work. Your Portal videos are so perfectly made they look like they are in the Portal 2 Lore
the start be like: when you have to make a homework in less than 2 hours
(After watching the VFX Breakdown)- Gman's legs can be seen at the middle- top of the screen at about 1:22
I need a body
Give me your body! XD
Манька Дракон
Stop insulting me , i didnt realize what i just said
@@boneheadgaming6051, You are... *DEFECTIVE!!!*
Привет, русская! (твой никнейм тебя сдаёт. Как и меня! XD)
Русские :0
Танк КВ-44 М
No . im . *NOT*
Harry: makes perfect animations
Me: doesn't even know how to use *adobe* *animate*
flipaclip exist
Content so fresh, so clean, you go a sub of this video, 6.5 years after you made it. I FEEEL IT IN MY CODE
you sir never fail to impress. This Is amazing work
1:51 is that chell?
Yep
Nick Rella You mean when the turret flys?
Nick Rella yeah it is her.
Nick Rella Yeah it was but you can't hardly tell since it was blurred out
This is my favourite one. Every time Radioactive plays, this is all I hear.
Fun fact you are doing your best and I’m proud of you my friend
nice detail that the turrets' "arms" move when the sing
Yet another freaking masterful Portal parody.... Just... So awesome...
He thinks he's defective, but then he becomes the new model because Chell put him in that office thing, and now he gets to watch the "Effective" turrets burn!
I may be a month late but for this song to be 10 years old is insane.
Its awesome to see how the voice evolves everytime the turred was upgrated. Also the animation is awesome too
there is literately no change to the turret's voice through the song
*****
no, and by the way, i switched from, give me a body to give me bullets (both of them) and there was no change. if you are talking about the building music, i can hear that but there is no change to the voice itself .
*****
first time or second?
*****
i hear no difference at all
i do hear more layering each time but no change to the voice
Oh
Imagine being a turret minding your own business and some random defective turret just yells "GIVE ME A BODY" to you
what i would say couyld be *W H A T*
Me: no, but we can play some video games maybe like fnaf, batim, portal *looks at screen*
@lord stars u wouldn't be able to, they have inf. bullets
lmao
Even after all these years this song and video are still 😎
this is radioactive melody puuff never mind you so good at this
Your work is just awesome. Congratulations.
hes asking for bullets when there are a thousand on the ground
fefe exposto not really the see humans and robots like other turrets besides them any thing inanimate the dont see but that goes for all turrets in the portal series the turrets will shot you even if theres bullet prof glass in front of you, you know the glass is there but the turrets don't know theres glass
He can't pick them up. No hands.
SonixPunch PlaysMc oh yeah good point
There Shells..
leonardo del viscio They shoot at bullet-proof glass only in Portal 1.
Song: starts
Me: *RADIOACTIVE-*
return to this song from even before i got youtube account, nostalgia feels weardly nice
Another great video, nice job harry. Cave Johnson would be proud.
Finnaly a song based on the best voice in portal!!!
I couldnt help but smile listening to this, i loved my childhood, i miss the comfort
Feels like that defective turrets were created to show players, what is is inside the turret