There You Are
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2012
- On September 13th, 2012, Valve received another mysterious crate from WETA Workshop. Inside was a full-scale, articulated Portal turret, complete with a motion sensor. Once again, WETA Workshop's gone far, far beyond our expectations to deliver something truly amazing. Thank you, WETA Workshop!
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![[scrapped] wrong floor,assembly cut, abandoned](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wWYdQECj38Q/mqdefault.jpg)
I can't believe they missed the chance to load nerf darts into that thing. Imagine coming across this in the employee waiting room on April fools day.
Yeah
Emme T real bullets
Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.
Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.
How about BB's? That would be nasty...
2012
"Is there anyone there?"
2019
"There you are."
2026
"Put me down'
2050
"Are you still there?"
3010
"I'm different."
3077
"I don't blame you"
7988: I'm here and shout out to the ones before me, looks like this place is ending already
The portal turrets are a perfect example of
“What if a gun had a soul, and didn’t want to be a gun?”
That's actually very accurate and kinda tragic. Imagine the turret standing next to a skeleton. "Are you still there? ... Hello? ... I'm sorry."
Isn't that "What if a gun had a soul" a quote attributed to the director of The Iron Giant movie (or very close)?
@@hellboy19991 yup
this guy definitely watches youtube shorts
@@TACTIK00L ?
You do too?
How can a turret have so much charm and personality? I’ve played so many games where even humans don’t have a fraction of the personality. Such a great character.
Are you still there?
@@OverqualificationNo, thanks. Appreciate that.
Portal turret unboxing
Sleep mode activated.
@@Overqualification Critical error
“We shoot the whole bullet. Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.”
Why am I reading this in Cave Johnsons voice?
I need a doctor.
@@floriandaler5327 oh no me too
This is the same type of technology we’ve been using on robots for decades
Scares the hell out of them
@@Runtergesprungen but who didn't
I knew I was gonna see this when I came down here
One of them wears a Black Mesa shirt. He is going to be the robot's first target
You just made my day 😂
HAHA...FAT CHANCE
wich ?
black mesa can eat my bankrupt-
lmfao
I can’t believe Cave sent Valve a real sentry. He must have really enjoyed playing the games based his company Aperture Science
As a new zealander can confirm weta works shop = very cool
Imagine if an unauthorized person sneaks into valve's office at night and suddenly an eye of red leds lights up and says "Oh. There you are." I would get out fast as shit lol
Would be even better if it has a laser
In that situation, I'd grab the nearest Companion Cube
@@JetFalcon710 You monster.
And then you hear:
"Activating Deadly Neroutoxin..."
I bet they would even load it
why cant normal people have nice things like these?
Because this ISNT Normal........BTW this is old...
Badum Tss
2012 not so old?
So you say that people at Valve not normal?
Maybe.
Why did YT show me this video from 11 years ago?
…Doesn’t matter. I like it!
imagine breaking & entering into valve's headquarters and hearing "target aquired" after turning a corner.
"I'm different."
Cutest boi in Portal 2
now I need an explanation about the 'don't make lemonade'
@@bharatmadho3742 That's what Cave Johnson says: "When life gives you lemon, don't make lemonade. Make life and take your lemons back". I am guessing these turret's have either Cave's or Caroline's subconscious in them
@@namansoood i just say "When life gives you lemons, burn your house down"
@@namansoood still addicted to valve games
Space core:😕
Oh, God. Can you imagine putting this in someone's room? Especially someone who has already played Portal? Like, have the room be completely dark, and then they hear "Target. Acquired.", see their eye lighting up, and then hear the sound of gunfire?! I would probably have a heart attack then and there.
+kurayamidesu This is so evil!!! ... I would do it just for the laughs >:D (I want one for my room...!)
+kurayamidesu And then he jumps like crazy, takes cover behind his furniture and knocks the turret over to break it... Aaaand it actually breaks. Goodbye your money!
+Dominiola you need to scarry your nerd brother who plays portal 2 but you kill him because he jumps to the window and dies (Karma lost -50)
+kurayamidesu I Would Be Like What The?! A Turret In My Room! LOL XD
I would love that and I'd be terrified XD
Wow they got everything right on it. Even down to the rate speed at which the arms extend and retract, and how they soften near the end. Absolutely perfect. I would pay large amounts of money for one of these haha.
Props to the people who had to activate it, they will be remembered
"Cave Johnson here introducing the new Aperture Science turret to protect your family"
Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.
Nah, prefer Mann Co. Sentry product.
Just try getting close to that baby
And we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet. Just try to get close to that baby, ha ha, your funeral.
I bet you read that in Cave’s voice.
Valve now has the best security system, a sentry gun and a turret.
In the words of one certain short Texan
YALL BETTER START PRAYIN
@Psymon Oliver Very yes
Cant tell the difference.
@@lavalamp131 In other words of his
*You just need a little more gun*
@@hazeltree7738 you need more *dakka!*
I saw this video 8-7 years ago and i thank TH-cam to recommend this again to me
Dude i watched this as a kid and said "i want one of those"
same.
Imagine trying to steal something from a bank and you just hear from the corner: There you are.
At that point you have already died from fear
"Just try and get close to that baby"
@@tardisman602 "Hehe, your funeral"
@@FusionRain8600 ah a man a of culture aswell
S
“That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”
*65%
Dammit.
They only fire the whole bullet
65%*
Ryan Borkowski you even read the other replies dude
I love youtube suggesting this to me in the year of our Lord 2024. Portal is eternal
Dude...
It was 10 years ago!!
I feel myself old
*Playing portal*
*walks past turret*
“Hello, I’m different”
*heart melts*
when u pick him up and he says "thank you!" 🥺
That turret has a special place in heaven
@@wastakengd4439 thank you jesus
@@shortskincat you’re welcome
I couldn’t bear the sight of the turrets falling into the grinder so I blocked it off with (ent_create_portal_companion_cube) and the turrets didn’t get destroyed but my pc melted
So this is were all the their budget for portal 3 went
..... ;_;
At least it was not a complete waste.
Venom X Ahhh...No. Weta made this. FOR THEM. THEY DIDNT FUND IT.
Its was a good invesment
well used money
Congrats Valve! On making the best puzzle game ever. ;D
I saw this when I was 8 and thought it was awesome
Admit it people, you want one.
I ADMIT IT!!!!
Im not gonna lie I want one SO BAD!!!!
I will admit it. I don't know if I have ever wanted something so bad.
I admit I do want it. Not just for looking awesome and realistic, but for a little robot buddy! 😙
MrYoshiYoshiI ADMIT NOTHING...but yes, I do.
0:59 rip camera guy..
He will be remembered🫡
I miss the old Valve
Can you imagine setting that thing up in your garden and having a sign on your fence that said ‘ Mind the turret ‘
"No, it don't bite, it's actually pretty friendly. But let's just say it has an itchy trigger finger"
ANCAP dream
The only difference would be that I would give it real bullets
you'd have half a dozen portal fans jumping yr fence every night to steal it.
not that i'd be the first to try or anything. honest.
@@sjs9698 then just fill it with bullets
no more portal fans wanting your turret
The fact that you could actually mount firearms to this and use the impulse signal from the LED's to actuate a trigger is scary to think about.
Last year I made an airsoft automatic sentry gun with a raspberry pi and a 5€ usb webcam. It's scary that technology and real firearm are cheap and disponible for everyone.
Sounds like a Michael Reeves video
Weaponized robots are all well and good until they start shooting at the people who made them.
I thought that the turret couldn’t tell the difference between good and bad people tho
PLEASE NO!
Thank you recommended for bringing this back to me
When I was 5 years old when I watched, I didn't even know that you made this video. Thank you for a great childhood!
*Me, sneaking into Valve HQ.*
Turret: “Target acquired-“
Me: “... Indeed-“
*Two minutes later.*
Turret: “Please put me down.”
Me, walking out with turret in arms: “Never.”
YAS
Me top (literally).
Eerorri123 Sap it of course.
Turret: Kill me
Me: Never
* *ACTIVATE SELF-EXPOLDE* *
I remember watching a tour of the Valve headquarters and while they were showing this, the tour guide was like "It came with a built-in voice but we had to turn that off. Because at first it's cool, but after day 17 of constantly hearing 'I see you' when you walk by, it gets old fast" XD
@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 itll be added in 15 years
@@dylanbksp way too real
@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 i just checked and its there
I love their voice though 😭
@@chrismanuel9768 Me too!!!
This video os a great memory from a great time.
honestly one of the best voiced characters in video games
The Turret is the most sweet enemy in all gaming history.
Sentry: most blood thirsty and vicious enemy *when it's pointing at you.*
What about tf2 turret
@@yourlocalmethdealer697 killing macine… literally
@@yourlocalmethdealer697 And engineers baby XD
@@noahtheowl7107 true
I need a full scale companion cube for quarantine reasons, thanks in advance
Yes
most relatable quarantine comment I've ever seen
Holy f#@$ where did you guys come from all of a sudden
@@neosrc exactly my thoughts
Fleshlight intensifies
Best video quality from over 10 years ago
Thank you algorithm for reccomending me this since 2020 was the last time i saw it.
Thank you.
Oh Valve, if only you still cared...
They can't count to three, there is no portal 3, no half life 3, no left 4 dead 3. They have ruined my life...
They simply realized selling other peoples games are more cost-effective than making their own. please valve, remember us.
Portal 2 had a pretty nice ending. Perhaps it's better to just let the story end there.
Maybe they'll remake it as a movie...
Starbat OH NO
Yep, the ending is perfect. Especially if you know the translation of the Cara Mia (th-cam.com/video/kis6V6qwYxI/w-d-xo.html - Translation in description), you can know they can't make another one. Glados realized Chell is her daughter and she is telling her to go away.
It's probably in the deepest darkest dungeons of valve collecting dust right now...along with the TF2 turret.
Yeah just waiting for someone to pass by
@@bunnykun5836 "There you are."
And half-life 3
Along with TF2*
Or Being Destroyed By Glados or Wheatley...
This is the thing I'd die for, I love the turrets and that's just amazing!
Cave johnson: Special delivery!
Aperture team (valve): *unboxes it*
Turret: Target acquired
Cave johnson: A turret good to hear that my team!
Aperture team: *gives a thumbs up to Cave*
Would be cool if this would shoot nerf bullets :D
That would be cool :D
+AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!
+AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!
Or airsoft. Imagine the guy just comes in the airsoft field with this, places it somewhere strategic, and when the enemy comes in its range, the only thing it hears is "There your are." before being rained on by bullets.
+Nightfury Yassamaru yeah they could make 2 ones a fighting one and a nerf toy one!
I'm disappointed
Why didn't Valve pry the box open with a Crowbar?
DatGameh I see what you did there
DatGameh if it helps, there's a guy in a Black Mesa sweatshirt.
What
why didnt they open it with a key?
@@Tabby362 dumbass
That's was awesome. They literally did it before the 10 years!
I would pay a lot of money to own something like this, this is freaking cool!!!!
“Is anyone there?”
“There you are”
“Uh oh”
“Please put me down”
“I don’t blame you”
“Ahahaa”
I don't understand how these quote comments are getting so much likes. Are 50% of people here deaf or something?
@@rookield8077 Because people. Stop looking for logic to people on the internet. You won't find it no matter what you are looking for.
Jeremias Gutierrez congratulations, you played yourself
Wtf before I watch this video I saw mj videos. This scare me out
This quote wasn’t in the video but ok
Turret: "Target acquired"
Me: "That's cute"
**Laptop showing turret is actually acquiring targets**
Me: "Oh, shit"
You could also rewire the LEDs that flash to actually guns instead. It would be a real turret.
The demons have come
the program is built to control actual turrets which is scary
Wait, so does this mean that a homemade turret is easier done than said?
@@Vitgone With some software upgrades for more range and bigger scan angle as well as hardware upgrades to accommodate for recoil, it would probably work pretty well.
Imagine a portal roller coaster where you went through the apature science production line,that would be sick
HOLY SHIT PORTAL DARKRIDE WOULD GO SO FUCKING HARD. I REALLY WANT THAT NOW :(
i'll make the trip and take a tour of VALVe HQ just to see this precious little thing 😢
i'd never leave lol
Portal fans: “We need portal 3!”
Meanwhile in valve:
Also Fans: Your Pfp
Valve don't do 3's cause Gaben thinks the number is cursed....
Also Mista thinks it’s cursed as well.
well the go to portal 4 instead
Yes please....Please....PLEASE.
does it also freak out when you take it off the ground?
Please put me down
W H O A R E Y O U ?
Owowowowo!
I don't blame you
@@cfdeers It's not your fault
I haven't seen this video in years. Yet TH-cam recommended it to me after years.
Wow I'm Kinda Suprised I Was Playing Portal Ever Since It Came Out I Even Remember This 10 Years Ago
When you realize this video is from 2012 and you get It in your reccomended in 2020
D3rpy Jogos hmm yes that’s correct
Same here i see
It's a sign....
I had the chance to give you the 69th like. And I said no.
And when you see this you want to work at valve
Saw this in my reccomended without seeing the date. Got me excited for a moment.
Ness > Lucas
Feels bad. :(
I thought they might not have abandoned Portal forever. I am wrong.
Yeah dick me too
And there's 1 interesting thing: we still don't have portal 3
0:54 Thought I was in a assesment room for a second. Man, that bought back some vivid memories 😬
The finish on the turrets shell looks really good
I need the one that says "I'm different" so bad.
They're adorable! Who doesn't need them?
Yeah, its called the oracle turret
@@aer2856 Das a spoiler alert, but you're 100% correct. The turret also says "Don't make lemonade," "Get mad," "Her name is Caroline," etc.
Her name is Caroline, Remember it!!
It cant/doesn't shoot tho
They upgraded their security, now I can't steal Half-Life 3
*heavy update
Oh come on
@@damienmaymdien6367 and portal 2 episode 1
just sap the turret
@@EeveeGamer-qc3vo they have pybros tho...
WAIT WHY IS THIS SO COOL- It looks EXACTLY how it would in the game, that's amazing
Reading the comments is the best part about this video.
"I do love testing."
k
But wait
Thank you cartman
Imagine paying for shipping when you can just walk thru a magical door and pick it up
...Are you still there ?
Naw
Whismirk
Could you come over... here?
Please put me down
+Whismirk ...I don't blame you...
...Prometheus was punished by the gods by
giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the
earth and pecked by birds
Me: Oh so this is ValvE's office
Me: *walks around*
Turret: Target acquired
Me: *RUN*
(on your way out)
*Tf2 sentry beep*
PrimeTV you are making me imagining tf2 sentry and portal turret talking to each other
When you are outside: Rocket Turret:
@@Iris-wg9ls "Is anyone there"?
(Across the hall)
"Bidi-beep."
"Hello!"
GUNFIRE INTENSIFIES
Oh please make another portal game. It was one of the best games ever made. I miss the puzzles and challenges in that game. and the funny smug remarks of the bots. but also thank you for all your hard work making it. :)
Proud of my country, New Zealand of all places, making shit this cool.
Imagine this sentry in the Home Alone scene, where he scares the burglars with the "filthy animal" movie scene?
I might get my friend to make an SFM, thanks for the idea!
@@tinawright3851 I love how many people seem to have just got this in their recommended XD
@@tinawright3851 I'd love to see it!
@@VirtualRook I've been watching "Half Life VR but AI are self aware" by Wayneradiotv, hilarious! Also, the release of Half Life: Alyx :)
th-cam.com/video/AWXgfDIXRc8/w-d-xo.html you're gonna enjoy this version then :)
TH-cam: yeah 2019 should be a great time to put this in peoples feed
It's worth it though.
Sage Ringeisen hell yeah it is
@@charlielongstaff5191 Yup best idea YT had since a long time
@@Awelbeckk agreed
@@anonymousperson7536 bad day?
It's 2023 and this never fails to impress
dude be wearing a black mesa hoodie and yet somehow is alive standing in front of aperture technology
Just imagine putting a laser beam, sound effects, and the turret voice. That would be creepy, yet cute. *Just like the simulations.*
It already has 2/3 of those things...
what about a gun
Dog-ception
How about it actually shooting
@@roombaman1755 Oh god-
I think they bought it to keep Gabe out of the fridge.
XDDDDDDD Good One
Nah, he probably uses it on interns.
ackbarfan5556 or people that suggest third installments of valve franchises.
BasedPeter HEY
Lord GabeN They stopped you from getting your cheeseburgers?!
Just imagine, Valve must be using this turret as a coat rack with how much they forgot the Portal series
Aperture Science thanks you for your purchase.❤
Man, a sentry AND a turret? This place is decked out!
I guess nobody would be passing by Valve HQ except for Spy with his sapper and the handheld portal device to tip the turret over.
Or a gravity gun, and this must be why nobody has gotten by and seen if HL3 is in development, because if they do find out, well. They don't make it out.
but wheres the combine turret
skyarmymember 12 Thats next on the build list I guess.
RagingHammer lets wait
I love the box it came in
No one talking about how much of a banger of a song on this video is
sure it’s cool. But does it fire 60% more bullet?
A Kelp Shake per bullet*
It fires 0% bullet.
*It does not fire bullets. It has flashing lights and a speaker.*
*65%
Airsoft
*THAT'S 65% MORE BULLET PER BULLET*
IM THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT IT ISNT DOING ANYTHING
I legitimately threw my entire allowance at the screen of my laptop when the turret revealed itself. You aren't alone sir.
Yall are idiots
THIS IS HOW ITS DONE
*slams money all over screen*
*brings money launcher*
*stuffs PC internals with cash*
REPLACES LAPTOP CASE WITH MONEY
It's been 9 years and TH-cam suddenly put this video on my recommendation. Maybe this is a sign that Aperture Laboratories needs more subjects for Portal 3
Thanks for bringing it to Nintendo Switch! Day one purchase for me
I love how the 10 years old valve videos are poping on my main card almost every day.
What's the Pope got to do with this?
@@Anvilshock He has unfinished buisness with the pope.
WHERE CAN I BUT THIS PLEASE TELL ME I CAN BUY THIS
Fr
"Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product."
*hi*
*hello*
*hello-ohhh*
"The Turret! How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this!"
"Plus, we fire the *whole* bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."
Lol
''Cave Johnson here!''
It’s the same technology we’ve been using our robots for years...scares the hell out of them
i went on a tour once of the actual WETA workshop once, it was pretty damn cool
no turrets tho :(
this is fire, dude
just noticed that guy with a Black Mesa shirt thing, if the turret was real he'd be dead by now
@Sowneyy 7.62 it sure does chap
They'd all be to be honest
"Anti Black Mesa personal protocol initiated. Limiters removed.".
Thomas farquhar Except the guy with the Black Mesa shirt. The turret would make sure he suffered for a long time
@@vibaj16 he would burn in turret hell
"Just try and get near that baby ha your funeral" - Cave Johnson
We're done hear
Gabe Joestar, we're done hare.
Wow that was dope ngl dude
Realizing later in life the impact of WETA Workshop, seeing that they made this makes it just that much cooler. Two top of their class companies from their respective industries.
Search about Grordbort's rockets if you don't know what it is already
Whats next?! A GLaDOS?!?
YES PLEASE
+ItsRyaN27 we have two full games explaining in detail why that's a bad idea
in that case, we need Wheatley too.
Just have a voice changer on the intercom so if anyone speaks it sounds like Cave Johnson
Slippery gaming that's legit the best idea i've heard this week. well done.
As a portal fan. I want this. For science.
So you are GLaDOS
Yup
You monster.
We are one step closer to having portal in real life
Still looks cool after 9 years