11:58 that long moment of silence is always terrifying cause you just never know when he's either only gonna start ranting or let out a high pitched *scream*
Levels of poofesure anger Level 1. Swearing Level 2 smashing wii remote Level 3. “Ah” screaming Level 4 Maniacal laughing Level 5. Screaming and swearing at the same time Level 6. Smashing wii remote, screaming, and swearing at the same time Level 7. Silence Level 8. Ragequitting
16:53 This is the second time Poofesure has been crushed mid-air by a racer with a mega mushroom. Both tracks were on Bowser's tracks. There's some fuckin' home cooking.
Here's a fun little tip: If you fall off the edge of the map and are brought back up, the *moment* you hit the ground, hit 2 to get a quick speed boost. Trust me, this will really come in handy in this game
This is especially important when using vehicles with high speed and low accel, like the Mach Bike. Otherwise, it takes absolutely forever to get going again.
a lot of things come in handy, such as wheelieng on straights, not using the steering wheel / motion controls entirely, getting the timing for the start boost etc., but poof is resistant to improvement somehow
@@sawmill035 on a classic controller you can easily do a quick start if you miss the quick boost off the Lakitu drop, but your point about using it for vehicles such as the mach bike is spot on (I use mach bike almost exclusively now)
What the man needs is a Wii remote and nunchuk or just a GameCube controller because the Wii Wheel is a terrible option. Then maybe he'll do better...or not lol
For sure, if he doesn't want to deal with wheelies then he should be on a kart. Don't fault Poof for it though, he's always been a terrible gamer skills wise regardless of the game. Nobody watches him for a gaming masterclass, we all watch him for his hilarious rage moments
@@Dracogame it can be, but it’s also kind of impressive in a way. he literally uses almost none of the mechanics the game just gives you 💀 mans literally just drifts, gets items, and uses them instantly. any borderline experienced player would probably lose their shit too if they had to play like he does
Whenever Poofesure puts the word “trying” in the title, we know we’re in for watching Poof rage like a mad man and not meet his goal. It never gets old! 😂
hey Poof, fun fact i learned about the whole "turning the opposite direction" problem: it's because the wii remote is being rotated too far. when it gets to the point of being kinda upside down, it becomes confused and switches around.
17:12 Let the bodies hit the floor! Well, in this case, let the wii wheels hit the floor. With meteor force. I’m shocked the wiimote was unscathed though
Poof, to get around the controller issues and/or not being able to gain separation from CPUs, I have a few tips: 1.) especially for mirror, you want a character that gives you an outright advantage. Use Daisy or Funky Kong, as they both give +4 in speed to any vehicle you equip w/them. 2.) Mario Kart Wii is weird in that the true fastest speed in the game is actually when you wheelie on a bike; if you're in first, chain those wheelies!! you'll get incredible separation. There are some other really nerdy mechanics Ik that I use regularly but I hope these help! Keep up the great content :)
@@decepticonblackout4126 well yes the #1 nerd tip for me when I play is using a classic controller. Wheelies w the up on the D-Pad, drifting w bumpers n items on triggers. Makes the game so much easier cuz you don’t rely on motion controls
@@prime_231 no I don’t think that he set this up on purpose for the content. I’m just saying some of the things that happened could have been avoided if he had more experience at the game
16:54 How did I not hit that box? *crushes in air* How did I just get crushed in air? Between what surface did I get squished between if I'm in the middle of the air? *fire balls knock beef boss in the lava and laughter* I'M HAVING TOO MUCH F**KING FUN PLAYING GOD D**N MARIO KART TODAY! *breaks controller*
@@sonysoldier9587 For sure. I personally cannot use GC or Classic controller because I refuse to use a claw grip on my controller (mostly because I could never get used to it) It is stupid. So, I deal with the slightly less stupid motion controls, but that's just my opinion.
@@sawmill035 why do you need to claw to use a GameCube controller wtf. It's literally just a regular controller and arguably more comfortable than even a ps5 or xb1x controller. Especially for people with bigger hands.
@@skyefox5796 Do you not need to wheelie or trick or dodge pows while also turning? Those three things I mentioned are all mapped to the dpad for some reason, which means if you hold the controller like normal, there is no way to access those inputs without letting go of the left stick. In other words, in order to be able to access those inputs at all times, you use your index finger for the left stick and your thumb on the dpad. Similar story for the classic controller. Thumb on the left stick, index finger on dpad. The nunchuck, while also bad, fixes at least this massive problem by mapping these three functions to motion controls, allowing one to hold the Wii mote and nunchuck normally. I would _love_ to use a GC controller for MK Wii, but they just had to map wheelies, tricks, and pow dodges to the literal worst button on the controller.
Two tips: 1. When you fall off the track and get picked up by lakitu you can get a small boost when you hit accelerate just as you touch the ground. 2. When you are on a straight part of the track do a wheely by shaking your Wii remote up to go faster.
6:28 when poof mentioned about the option of being able to decline the boost, I liked to imagine a pop up appear asking if you wanted a boost during that trick jump 😅 I couldn’t stop laughing of the thought of that ever happening
Poof don't try to overturn the Wii remote, because this will cause you to turn the other direction/ keep you on your current path to doom. I get that you want to use the manual steering for the added speed boost, but maybe try to use the "automatic" steering. This will make your steering more consistent and reliable. I want to see you succeed with your quest and I feel like this will do the trick. Love the vids!
@@calebgalant5284 you can, but highly doubt AI daisy who was in first had a mushroom. And even if she did have a mushroom, it must be so lucky that she uses it at just the right time.
i really felt his pain.. it took me 2 hours to beat special cup in mirror mode because it always finds some way to just screw you at the end no matter how well you’re doing
Whenever we see this title it’s always gonna be a field day with him and just watching him struggling just makes me laugh because he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing half the time for Poofesure
Heh, he's doing everything in his power to not go back to the Return Challenge to try and get 999 points again. His best friend Greg is patiently waiting for his return even if it's taking an eternity. lol
i shouldn't have been feeling some mario kart wii
so true…
*Yes*
Lol
reply if you like abby
Damn
The fact that he is trying to sell the beef remote yet a minute later he talks about his remote being slow is too funny to me
Slow is the true beef boss experience.
aint much of a salesman
HHHHHHHHHHHH
He aint TRYING he did. I missed my fucking chance to get my hands on 5 signed ones 😤
Fucking pissed. The one time I thought they were gone and I used the money
11:58 that long moment of silence is always terrifying cause you just never know when he's either only gonna start ranting or let out a high pitched *scream*
The calm before the storm
The fact the right after he drives of the cliff
i-
i- eheh- *maniacal laughter*
LOL THE LAUGHTER THO
LOL the laughter tho
Levels of poofesure anger
Level 1. Swearing
Level 2 smashing wii remote
Level 3. “Ah” screaming
Level 4 Maniacal laughing
Level 5. Screaming and swearing at the same time
Level 6. Smashing wii remote, screaming, and swearing at the same time
Level 7. Silence
Level 8. Ragequitting
Level 9: all of the above
level 10: possibly shitting himself
Level 12: repeat infinitum
@@mellwrrld9206 i can't imagine that happening LMAO
@@karonzillajust imagine "AAaAH oh fuck hold on *30 minutes later* okay my bad i shit myself"
17:09 I'm happy he's having so much fun
I think he likes this game that’s good that’s good 😂👍
Glad he always enjoys playing this game
He loves this game 😄
I bet I'd be having fun too
16:53
This is the second time Poofesure has been crushed mid-air by a racer with a mega mushroom.
Both tracks were on Bowser's tracks.
There's some fuckin' home cooking.
Lol
When was the first time lmao
Now I see why the Mega hasn't returned. It'd be hell to play with this in MK8's glider sections.
@@tomcc4564his first time racing as Toad was the first. He hit the front of a thwomp in mid air and still got crushed.
17:04 that crescendo of laughter was hilarious.
Man pulled out the villain laugh
He sounded exactly like scratch from the adventures of sonic the hedgehog show
that sent me INTO ORBIT ISTG 💀
He's losing his mind slowly but surely
Here's a fun little tip: If you fall off the edge of the map and are brought back up, the *moment* you hit the ground, hit 2 to get a quick speed boost. Trust me, this will really come in handy in this game
This is especially important when using vehicles with high speed and low accel, like the Mach Bike. Otherwise, it takes absolutely forever to get going again.
a lot of things come in handy, such as wheelieng on straights, not using the steering wheel / motion controls entirely, getting the timing for the start boost etc., but poof is resistant to improvement somehow
@@sawmill035 on a classic controller you can easily do a quick start if you miss the quick boost off the Lakitu drop, but your point about using it for vehicles such as the mach bike is spot on (I use mach bike almost exclusively now)
What the man needs is a Wii remote and nunchuk or just a GameCube controller because the Wii Wheel is a terrible option. Then maybe he'll do better...or not lol
@@Linda- I understand that, but one thing at a time lol. There are countless ways for Poof to improve, you're not wrong.
His evil giggle when he messes up gets me every time bruh
10:04 bro beef boss🤭 he flopped like 4 or 5 times lmfao
When the thumbnail shows that communications with the Wii Remote have been interrupted, you know it's gonna be a good episode.
He changed the thumbnail, lol.
LITERALLY.
That blue car at 21:45 would’ve been the icing on the cake 🤣🤣🤣
Wario in the background: O H N O
But there is a delay between getting hit and getting flattened by the car
@@eurybiaball63🤓
@@Rayna05 🤣🤣🤣
12:05 he just let the abyss take him
17:05 the abyss took him by force
21:39 pain
he got mario karted in that last one
2:15 Abyss avoided
Also, 21:39 I love this for the fact that Toad ruined his entire race by being an idiot
@@BlueBird180 he got revenge
@@BlueBird180 loll its true it was perfection
Pointless detail: Koopa seems to intentionally pushed beef boss into the explosion too
14:34, Poof is gonna be real disappointed if he sees that billboard.
Don’t forgot 20:56 Roger is the sun 🤭
@@alexanderhopkins7837 Toca un clip para pegarlo en el cuadro de texto.
@@pablosolermontano3872😑 why tf would I do that
@@alexanderhopkins7837 🤣🤣🤣
Abby noooooooo
Casual poofesure W. Wasn’t having the best day but seeing poof rage at a children’s racing game always cheers me up. 😊
Also him breaking Wii remotes.
burger
Mario kart wii ain't a children's game, its doomsday nascar.
8 is the actual children’s game.
No one cares
If you're going to constantly go for bikes and not wheelie to save distance you are actively making this mode harder for yourself than it needs to be
For sure, if he doesn't want to deal with wheelies then he should be on a kart. Don't fault Poof for it though, he's always been a terrible gamer skills wise regardless of the game. Nobody watches him for a gaming masterclass, we all watch him for his hilarious rage moments
@@BoxCarBoy12 Tru facts lol, I just got caught up in the moment
@@BoxCarBoy12 I mean, I get it, but it's honestly borderline irritating how bad he plays Mario Kart.
@@Dracogame it can be, but it’s also kind of impressive in a way. he literally uses almost none of the mechanics the game just gives you 💀 mans literally just drifts, gets items, and uses them instantly. any borderline experienced player would probably lose their shit too if they had to play like he does
@@BoxCarBoy12 bro true regardless of what mario kart im playing i can make turns easily and get gold on every course he is trash lol
22:52 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS PART. I LOST IT😂😂
😳 that’s what my older brother says every time we play call of duty 3
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
Uh uh. 😖🤨 I'm glad no one did.😒
@@ronnisatterwhite8272 the door is that way sir 👉🚪
“All we have to do is get first on rainbow road” is the funniest sentence ever
Whenever Poofesure puts the word “trying” in the title, we know we’re in for watching Poof rage like a mad man and not meet his goal. It never gets old! 😂
10:51 the red shell even followed him when falling 😭
It was all like wait for meee😂😆
Now that is true dedication
😭😭
17:08 There's always that one point in the video where poof releases his full rage
Poofesures the kind of guy that blames his pencil for failing his test
Seeing you struggle brings a smile to my face, which is exactly why I keep watching your videos lol keep up the amazing content!
nice dono 🤫🤨
Awesome Dono
Same. Got my wisdom teeth taken out today & though it hurts to smile & laugh rn I kinda can’t help it. Poof’s vids are the best😭
fck your dono
@@dagurr Well arent you a happy sunshine
22:52 was not expecting that lmao
hey Poof, fun fact i learned about the whole "turning the opposite direction" problem: it's because the wii remote is being rotated too far. when it gets to the point of being kinda upside down, it becomes confused and switches around.
I just love how poofesure just sometimes shifts personalities. Leaping between raging to evaluating the situation of his wii steering wheel.
9:44 I’ve never seen the taunting actually trigger someone before 😂
Lol
It doesn't piss me off unless you can obviously tell they're making fun of you and not just being happy they passed you
17:05 As u can see, he’s having fun
17:12
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Well, in this case, let the wii wheels hit the floor. With meteor force. I’m shocked the wiimote was unscathed though
You got the remote and wheel confused.
HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIMHAVINGSOMUCHFUCKINGFUNPLAYINGGODDAMNMARIOCARTTODAY🤬🤬🤬
Poof, to get around the controller issues and/or not being able to gain separation from CPUs, I have a few tips: 1.) especially for mirror, you want a character that gives you an outright advantage. Use Daisy or Funky Kong, as they both give +4 in speed to any vehicle you equip w/them. 2.) Mario Kart Wii is weird in that the true fastest speed in the game is actually when you wheelie on a bike; if you're in first, chain those wheelies!! you'll get incredible separation. There are some other really nerdy mechanics Ik that I use regularly but I hope these help! Keep up the great content :)
Or obvious answer: use a nunchuk
@@decepticonblackout4126 well yes the #1 nerd tip for me when I play is using a classic controller. Wheelies w the up on the D-Pad, drifting w bumpers n items on triggers. Makes the game so much easier cuz you don’t rely on motion controls
@@prayforparis187 I know. So much easier with nunchuk. Motion control for racing games is messed up
@@decepticonblackout4126 I used to think the Wii wheel was the best option too and yet wondered why the game was almost unplayable at times 😂
It doesn't matter who you are or what bike you use as long as you're good ♥️
18:44 - 19:23 is amongst some of the worst luck I have seen Poofesure have while playing MKW
nah its not luck, it's his fault lol
Most of them were skill issues not luck issues
@@ewan1118 By that logic, it's your fault that someone you haven't met before hates your guts.
@@thatcactus. I like how you people think that he set that up just to screw himself even though it's out of his control.
@@prime_231 no I don’t think that he set this up on purpose for the content. I’m just saying some of the things that happened could have been avoided if he had more experience at the game
10:01 the perfect combo!!! 😂😂😂😂
Lol hilarious
I've never seen someone struggle so much on Rainbow Road😂😭
But did hear beef bosses screams when he fell 😂he sounds like a little kid and a cartoon character when he falls
MKWII trying to give users more pain than normal rainbow road
Bro the game not even difficult lol
@@vlon3lyboiii666 right? It’s made for kids lol…. My 7 year old can play it and usually win
7:51 bro that was a summoning salt worthy moment right there that was impressive.
5:55 - Poof: What are ya doin?!
5:53 - Me: Saving my own life.
Bold prediction: he’s gonna play this game sometime in December and the blue shell is gonna hit him in like 7th place.
Wait a minute he’s on to something.
didn’t he get hit by a blue shell not too long ago when he was in 5th 💀
@@Iggy-Koopa873 yes he did. It was in December of 2021 and he got blue shelled in 6th in December 2020. That’s why I made the bold prediction.
The thumbnail is the very definition of “a picture says a thousand words”
When a wii remote loses communication in a poof video you know it’s good
Sadly, it’s been changed
16:54 How did I not hit that box?
*crushes in air*
How did I just get crushed in air? Between what surface did I get squished between if I'm in the middle of the air?
*fire balls knock beef boss in the lava and laughter*
I'M HAVING TOO MUCH F**KING FUN PLAYING GOD D**N MARIO KART TODAY!
*breaks controller*
today*
@@kmanthecoolest9304 Too much fun. What's that mean?
@@Tails94able ?
@@kmanthecoolest9304 It's just a song by Daryle Singletary.
@@Tails94able today is the greatest... Day I've ever known
14:19 had me dying
Yoshi wanted Poof to know to use Yoshi Wii Remotes more.
Why did he taunt yoshi like that 💀
@@alexanderhopkins7837he honestly looks like an iguana
12:25 [ *_SINISTER LAUGHTER_* ]
He’s so quiet it’s insane. I recommend to increase your volume to the max to hear him properly
Oh, thank you so much for the tip
He’s not even quiet.
@@braydencastellanos1849 It's a joke
@@braydencastellanos1849 r/whooosh
@@annaloveoc redditor
8:37 YES! I 1000% guarantee you switching to a wiimote + nunchuck will dramatically improve your gameplay.
Definitely! Or even a GameCube controller
@@sonysoldier9587 For sure. I personally cannot use GC or Classic controller because I refuse to use a claw grip on my controller (mostly because I could never get used to it) It is stupid. So, I deal with the slightly less stupid motion controls, but that's just my opinion.
@@sawmill035 why do you need to claw to use a GameCube controller wtf. It's literally just a regular controller and arguably more comfortable than even a ps5 or xb1x controller. Especially for people with bigger hands.
@@skyefox5796 Do you not need to wheelie or trick or dodge pows while also turning? Those three things I mentioned are all mapped to the dpad for some reason, which means if you hold the controller like normal, there is no way to access those inputs without letting go of the left stick.
In other words, in order to be able to access those inputs at all times, you use your index finger for the left stick and your thumb on the dpad.
Similar story for the classic controller. Thumb on the left stick, index finger on dpad.
The nunchuck, while also bad, fixes at least this massive problem by mapping these three functions to motion controls, allowing one to hold the Wii mote and nunchuck normally. I would _love_ to use a GC controller for MK Wii, but they just had to map wheelies, tricks, and pow dodges to the literal worst button on the controller.
@@sawmill035 yikes nvm I didn't know those were so badly mapped
19:57 Hold On! Did anyone notice Daisy some how dodged that blue shell?!
It's because she hit a boost pad.
Two tips:
1. When you fall off the track and get picked up by lakitu you can get a small boost when you hit accelerate just as you touch the ground.
2. When you are on a straight part of the track do a wheely by shaking your Wii remote up to go faster.
22:54 LMAO
18:07-18:12 that took talent to fuck up that bad.
6:28 when poof mentioned about the option of being able to decline the boost, I liked to imagine a pop up appear asking if you wanted a boost during that trick jump 😅
I couldn’t stop laughing of the thought of that ever happening
10:01 best part of the video! Had me spit my drink XD
always a good day when poofesure uploads
love u beef boss
We love u beef boss 🥹❤️
poor beefatron
@@alexanderhopkins7837 agreed
@@complexifyythank u :)
21:39 my man goes from 4th to 10th
he got mario kart’d
You could be the joker with that kind of laugh
17:05 the most I’ve ever heard poof rage 😂😅
Watch the Wii Sports Resort Basketball videos
I think he likes this game 😂
22:39 That pun though lol
The mii’s laugh was well timed too
8:28 that thundercloud was clutch for Wario lol
11:08 reason why the polar ice caps are melting
Anyone else laugh so much that they end up crying when you watch poofesure play these games? I do, everytime
Poof don't try to overturn the Wii remote, because this will cause you to turn the other direction/ keep you on your current path to doom. I get that you want to use the manual steering for the added speed boost, but maybe try to use the "automatic" steering. This will make your steering more consistent and reliable. I want to see you succeed with your quest and I feel like this will do the trick. Love the vids!
19:57 did Daisy just dodge the blue shell using the boosters?
You can also dodge the blue shell with a well timed mushroom
@@calebgalant5284 you can, but highly doubt AI daisy who was in first had a mushroom. And even if she did have a mushroom, it must be so lucky that she uses it at just the right time.
Mirror mode needs to be gone next Mario Kart
Yo it's troy
Sorry, but I’m gonna have to disagree with that. Mirror mode is an iconic staple of Mario Kart. Without it, a piece of Mario Kart is missing.
@@Rediscool9 yea I actually like mirror mode
I hate mirror mode. It took me two weeks to complete every cup and get a star rank in all of them.
200cc enters the chat
19:32 life motto
fr
9:41 his Mario impression is out of bounds
10:53 THE RED SHELL STILL FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE ABYSS LMAO
That Red shell won't leave its targets for anything, not even the void of space
9:05 The amount of chaos that goes on in these few seconds
at 17:10 you knew that he was gonna lose his mind, it was so painful to watch 🤣
God dangit Poof the driving is 90% user error. You make me bash my head against a wall.
i love poof's maniacal laughter every time he hits a wall
7:50 - He took a shortcut, and he will live to regret it.
5:39 the Mii on the sphinx💀
I think that's Big Lip Shouta
only poof would blame his own incompetence on a plastic shell
16:55 "Between what surface did I get squished between?"
*Donkey Kong's thicc cheeks of steel*
I did not need to read that.
Poof aint even a horrible player he just kept getting screwed. He got screwed more in this episode than any other one
Poof hitting that jump at bowsers castle and then getting hit by the fireball into the lava was priceless😂
21:40 Toad went full Michael Bay mode
Did nobody see the background at 15:24. I am just glad that Poof did not see it or else he would be heart broken.
I also saw it, I was dying
I dont get it
Abby is cheating with someone else.
12:13 bro was lagging
8:05 that green shell was like im waiting for u my guy
Why do I see you everywhere
13:41 Yo he just killed that bat 🤣🤣
He’s so pissed his rage killed the poor bat
moments like 21:15 make me question whether he's just bad or intentionally throwing, I think its both.
17:06 thats the heaviest i ever heard him Laugh XD its even the most replayed part LOL
5:29 that’s a bit sussy 🤨
I’m surprised you’re the only one who mentioned that 😂
finally, someone who's bad mario kart wii luck rivals mine, brilliant video
25 minutes of him raging that’s my fav 🤭 and poof loves to make us laugh 17:10 I think he likes the game what u all think 😂🤭👍
He did say he was having fun
Ever since I’ve been watching his Mario kart videos, I’ve often been wondering what his road rages are like..
Oh no…
I’ve seen a lot of cases in Mario Kart Wii where bad luck ensues, but I’ve NEVER seen such monstrosity happen to Poof. P.I.P. Poofesure 💀💀💀
5:50 yoshi was like hey beefboss check this out
13:21 LMAOOOOO 🤣
“And I got third, because Yoshi is a green little _____ iguana!”
So funny when he roasts a character like that 😂😂
This guy is gonna live till 40 from all this screaming
“I was feeling some mariokart wii today”
So we’re all of us poof, so we’re all of us. Thanks for this
24:49 - It was well over before he could say, "It's fucking over.".
I’ve never laughed so much in one video in my life 😅. It felt like every 10-15 seconds some crazy stuff was going to happen.
19:45 scooby doo
i really felt his pain.. it took me 2 hours to beat special cup in mirror mode because it always finds some way to just screw you at the end no matter how well you’re doing
6:48 he was holding that f bomb in so hard
5:17 - It hit Daisy and she wasn't even in 1st.
And even if he hadn't quit, he probably would've gotten 8th.
If first place already finishes, the shell instead targets the players that are just below first
18:51 - BOOM! Right into a cactus.
The Wii remotes are $900,000,000.00 off lets go
Whenever we see this title it’s always gonna be a field day with him and just watching him struggling just makes me laugh because he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing half the time for Poofesure
17:05 - 17:14 I think he likes this game 💀👍🏽
watching him get mad at the driving when it is literally 100% controlled by him makes me giggle
Poof doing everything in his power to not play archery lol
Heh, he's doing everything in his power to not go back to the Return Challenge to try and get 999 points again. His best friend Greg is patiently waiting for his return even if it's taking an eternity. lol