the “hoo” and “ha” sounds are from an instrument called a cuica. These noises are in the main theme for Baldi’s Basics, which poofesure has played. So that is most likely where he heard it.
lmao the rage "YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!" "YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!" "YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!" "YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!" "YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!"
I noticed that you can use Matt's accuracy to your advantage because he gives away what direction the arrow is going to go like half a second before it lands about 75% of the time
I slowed it down to .25 speed, and it seems like Matt's reaction time is just extremely quick. He seems to react almost as soon as the arrow appears, and he shifts his sword around before to confuse you.
I don't people realise how hard Matt actually is. I dug up my old copy of wii sports trying to beat all the champions. And trust me, they're all as hard as Poof makes them look. Poof isn't bad, they're just really hard. To beat Matt in this, you basically have to guess which way to slice, because he's so fucking quick, and also rubber bands, so he slows down if he's a good bit ahead or goes even faster if you're ahead. So good job Poof. Not enough people give you credit for doing this stuff
Aside from Tommy, who I think is pretty easy compared to the other champions he struggled with, i'd say the amount of struggle he had with the champions does roughly match up with how hard they are
Neither can I, but I can get pretty close idea as it’s pretty similar to the feeling I had when I realized I was about to die on my hardcore Minecraft world.
this reaction is probably a one in a lifetime experience, wich i find amusing because none else is gonna be this happy when they beat matt (maybe me but im to much dogwater than an actual good player)
I find funny how when he puts "I try to BEAT [character or game]" is like 13-14 minutes until he rage quits But when it's "I PLAY until I BEAT" is 30-ish minutes long XD
Poof doesn’t know the cheat strategy I figured out over a year ago lol. So one time I beated Matt for the first time in several years. My data got formatted MEANING EVERY PROGRESS ON A WII GAME GETS RESETED. So I was mad about it so I cheated to beat Matt. How? I would hit the home button on the wii remote till I can see where the arrows were pointing. So after that I would leave the menu and slice it. It’s cheaty but still I’m not dealing with rage anymore lol.
@@Somoutogomea it really is. Cuz again once the things start going down, you can also immediately see the arrows which is the best time to hit the menu button oR you can follow what way Matt is going.
@@defectumdefectum9642 you can also do it in basketball against tommy. when on defense, continuously pause and unpause the game until you see the opponent start to jump up, then go and block them
In like the fourth timestamp he reminded me of the gummy bear from Robot Chicken. "I'm so happy cause I'm a gummy bear! Gummy Bear! *Steps on beartrap*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH C*CK-SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING TWAAAAAAAT!"
Watching matt closely, it’s more RNG than you think, probably 80% of the time he’s lined up on the perfect angle and starting to swing before the arrow is physically visible. The other 20% he’s still lined up perfectly before it even falls but he delays on purpose for no reason lol. It could be programmed way better, even for the time
Did you know, it’s bc matt’s cuts made more even pieces? I found that out about a few minutes ago so I thought I’d share it with you. Apparently, tide breakers are decided by how even the pieces are after the cut.
Poofesure: "I've got to not lose my mind" Couple minutes later proceeds to lose it lol. "Whoever programed how tiebreakers work should be banished underneath my nutsack!" lol what a line.
I find it ironic that Matt usually throws up the objects and refs the game, but when you play him yourself he gets swapped out for the very first opponent, Ryan.
I love the way how at 29:59 when poof is probably not even in the same room anymore and the Wii remote has long since lost track of what the hell is going on, beef boss just sticks his crotch in the air and stands there like it ain’t no thang
If you look at matt and what way he points his sword, usually he points his sword in almost the opposite way of what the arrow points at. Might help, might do nothing for anyone else trying this challenge.
It looks more like he gets his sword in almost the right spot after the throw then has it ready just before it lands, but I'm pretty sure the champion stamp mentions this
I think it's either random or for whenever there is an small difference in time, because I've won some tiebreakers with cuts that were completely terrible
sub frame movement just because the game updates at 60 fps doesnt mean that everything on the console is limited to that im not sure at all btw just an assumption but the outward physical stuff like the tv and wiimotes camera can only update so fast the internals not so much meaning the ai CAN react faster and smoother then you even if it knew the direction to swing at the exact same time you did
The tiebreakers are when it’s cut too close for a human to tell. It goes off of who cut it first. Every time there’s a tiebreaker you can see Matt cuts his first.
The most relatable thing about poofesure, is that he yells, swears, and rambles to himself when he becomes furious. What makes this relatable, is that probably all of us do the same thing, when it's just us playing any game alone.
0:14 I remember this from one of the sounds from Mario Maker where it strts out with drums, plays the beat you're doing by pressing "B" and then "A" (but more rhythmically of course), and Mario has some dancers circling around him.
Matt has two variables in his strategy. One, his sword will move in the general vicinity of the correct direction of the slice. Two, he will hold his sword in the exact opposite of the swing direction so you can almost always determine the slices in more of a 50/50 ratio. Perfect Dark you could use the perfect or dark sims to reveal opponent locations because they were always pointing at them regardless of what walls they were behind. Cpu exploits are great like that! But... then again you can just use the pause/home button trick to beat Matt lol
Poofesure: "This could be it! I'm just taking a lucky swing!" Me: *Sees there's still a whole twenty minutes left in the video.* Also Me: *Starts crying* 9:20
The only way I was ever able to beat Matt was by pausing/unpausing the game until the object first falls on screen and cheesing it from there lol. Nice one Poof!
Finally, after countless years of researching and theories, i have final conformation here that Poof is actually Donny from The Wild Thornberrys grown up. Checkmate atheists.
29:42 Good grief, dude you sound like a woman being fed through a wood chipper, feet first. Those are the kind of screams that get the police called to your house.
What I’ve learned from watching this vid is that the game accepts slice angles that are within an 1/8th of the circle (so like… if the arrow is diagonally up and left, you can swing, left, up/left, or up and any will count). In other words… since there are 8 possible arrow directions and each possible slice covers 3 of them, you can just randomly swing before you even see the arrow and have a 3/8ths chance of getting it right. Yes, that’s less than 50% and you SHOULD lose by just following that strategy… but keep in mind that you only gotta beat Matt once and you have infinite resets to exploit… and it’s not too statistically improbable to squeeze a win out like that. (At the very least, since we know they get better when they’re losing, you could play fairly until you have a lead and then guess until it’s back to even go maximize your odds of winning). Just tryna help anyone that wants to follow this mission themselves :)
i got so lucky tbh
yes
yeah bro
Yes you did
Yup
yes
the “hoo” and “ha” sounds are from an instrument called a cuica. These noises are in the main theme for Baldi’s Basics, which poofesure has played. So that is most likely where he heard it.
Cuica is also used for Yoshi's Tropical Island if you are listening to the N64 version in Mario Party Superstars.
I was thinking more of the Goron song from Ocarina of Time
could also be like the movie Rio or something
now i remember i was thinking of a different game
yeah thats what i was thinking
lmao the rage
"YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m crying
"WHAT DOES HE NEVER DO, JUST TELL US!"
I love the one where he said "I FUCKED YOUR MOM MATT!" xd
5:38
Fucking swing the wrong goddamn way
The fact that he beat every other mii in the first video shows just what a sports god Matt is
'He had us in the first half not gonna lie'
Except for tennis
what about the infinite amount of miis after him
Hes programmed different dude.
You forgot tommy
I noticed that you can use Matt's accuracy to your advantage because he gives away what direction the arrow is going to go like half a second before it lands about 75% of the time
The other 25 percent he picks the wrong side though.
I slowed it down to .25 speed, and it seems like Matt's reaction time is just extremely quick. He seems to react almost as soon as the arrow appears, and he shifts his sword around before to confuse you.
@@appleseed6309 and changes it to the right one right before the swing, while keeping it close
not as easy to react as you think
@@MickeyMouse-lm6zj true. I don't even remember if poof beat him or not😂
I don't people realise how hard Matt actually is. I dug up my old copy of wii sports trying to beat all the champions. And trust me, they're all as hard as Poof makes them look. Poof isn't bad, they're just really hard.
To beat Matt in this, you basically have to guess which way to slice, because he's so fucking quick, and also rubber bands, so he slows down if he's a good bit ahead or goes even faster if you're ahead.
So good job Poof. Not enough people give you credit for doing this stuff
Aside from Tommy, who I think is pretty easy compared to the other champions he struggled with, i'd say the amount of struggle he had with the champions does roughly match up with how hard they are
I can’t imagine the fear of the controllers when they’re being picked up
Neither can I, but I can get pretty close idea as it’s pretty similar to the feeling I had when I realized I was about to die on my hardcore Minecraft world.
I can’t grammar
imagine the remote listening to his rage build in his voice slowly before its demise
"This is life or death, if he loses his temper im going to die. If he can control it, i'll live another day."
‘I’m ready to bang my wii remote’
29:42
I've never heard him more happy than after he beat lucia, got a perfect 3 point contest and a perfect game in bowling
He didn’t even swing in the direction. He just jab at it and got lucky
I was gonna say he literally didn't even swing from bottom up, it went through the middle
And if you listen in the jun-
Poof- YEEES YEES
Uhm , moving on!
this reaction is probably a one in a lifetime experience, wich i find amusing because none else is gonna be this happy when they beat matt (maybe me but im to much dogwater than an actual good player)
Him beating Tommy got him ecstatic to
I find funny how when he puts "I try to BEAT [character or game]" is like 13-14 minutes until he rage quits
But when it's "I PLAY until I BEAT" is 30-ish minutes long XD
Poof doesn’t know the cheat strategy I figured out over a year ago lol. So one time I beated Matt for the first time in several years. My data got formatted MEANING EVERY PROGRESS ON A WII GAME GETS RESETED. So I was mad about it so I cheated to beat Matt. How? I would hit the home button on the wii remote till I can see where the arrows were pointing. So after that I would leave the menu and slice it. It’s cheaty but still I’m not dealing with rage anymore lol.
@@defectumdefectum9642 that is a perfect strategy
@@Somoutogomea it really is. Cuz again once the things start going down, you can also immediately see the arrows which is the best time to hit the menu button oR you can follow what way Matt is going.
@@defectumdefectum9642 you can also do it in basketball against tommy. when on defense, continuously pause and unpause the game until you see the opponent start to jump up, then go and block them
And also with Lucia
11:30
pov: it’s middle school and your friends convince you to start cussing
my friends are cussing in 6th class primary school
literally me
8:32 10:00 13:36 13:54 14:33 14:57 18:10 18:30
These parts had me in tears.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“THERE’S NOTHIN’ WRONG WITH SUCKIN’ COCK, RYAN!“ fucking _killed_ me. Poof says the funniest shit when he’s pissed off.
In like the fourth timestamp he reminded me of the gummy bear from Robot Chicken.
"I'm so happy cause I'm a gummy bear! Gummy Bear! *Steps on beartrap*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH C*CK-SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING TWAAAAAAAT!"
The venom in his throat when he says "I FUCKED YOUR MOM, MATT!" Is palpable.
“Alright so theoretically if we can beat him here we can beat him on the last one” - Poof every 5 seconds 😂
I like that reinforced confidence
Rhat had me dying 💀💀😭
@@mbdg6810 You watch like all the same videos I do lol haven’t we seen each other on March madness videos?
Honestly thought Poof had a glitch
Do you mean in showdown mode or the last point for this mode?
14:24 Matt literally has Matt cheering him on from the back
He's that good, he doesn't even need to play for him to win, what a legend.
@@someclevername2558 absolute legend 😎👊
He's become so powerful that he can clone himself.
@@gamerofgamers1417 No you fool! Matt is fast enough to occupy both spaces at the same time!
@@TheValutOfEd Oh, right. He's 8 parallel universes ahead of us. The Matt he was facing was only his after-image.
Watching matt closely, it’s more RNG than you think, probably 80% of the time he’s lined up on the perfect angle and starting to swing before the arrow is physically visible. The other 20% he’s still lined up perfectly before it even falls but he delays on purpose for no reason lol. It could be programmed way better, even for the time
he delays when he wins to many rounds.
@WungusBill not really a valid strategy since Matt just picks the wrong side most the time
@@user-xk4vl4mw6z his reaction time also seems to have an rng factor, though not nearly as much as the rubber-banding factor
Take a shot everytime Poof says "So theoretically, if we beat him on this one, we can beat him on the last one" Lol
Ryan rigging the game for Matt.
3:09
6:16
11:05
11:25
13:54
14:06
18:06
18:30
22:05
23:10
26:46
27:38
Did you know, it’s bc matt’s cuts made more even pieces? I found that out about a few minutes ago so I thought I’d share it with you. Apparently, tide breakers are decided by how even the pieces are after the cut.
i checked the first one and its literally a tie, frame perfect sync. ryan is fucking biased.
It isn't entirely rigged, it's just that through the magic of being powered by a computer, Matt is able to do lightning-fast super-fine slices
yeah it’s based on how accurate the cut is and u know how poof just starts swinging😭
I Am An Asshole.
Poofesure: "I've got to not lose my mind"
Couple minutes later proceeds to lose it lol.
"Whoever programed how tiebreakers work should be banished underneath my nutsack!" lol what a line.
I've gotta steal that line, lmao
😂😂😂
@@sephyyyboi exactly what you say to someone whose pissing you off "bro you need to be banished underneath my nutsack" lol
The fact you could here him laughing when he said it 😂😂😂
@@burgermane1364 *hear
I love how after he wins you hear his voice get farther and father away like he just ran around his house in excitement 😂
he probably did, that rush of excitment is to much when just sitting/standing around lol.
29:28 "So theoretically right we have a chance " that killed me
shut up now matt !!
Seeing someone go into an absolute primal rage at wii sports has got to be one of the greatest forms of entertainment to ever exist
For anyone who wants to know what the "Hoo" and "Haa" instrument is, it's called "cuíca". It's a Brazillian percussion instrument.
i KNEW it i KNEW it was brazillian😂
Also wii music
4:34 after 11 days, he's still competing for the ice cream licking world record.
Nobody:
Tazmanian Devil: 4:35
Then censorship at like 14:30 was so perfect and made it 10 times funnier lmao
I find it ironic that Matt usually throws up the objects and refs the game, but when you play him yourself he gets swapped out for the very first opponent, Ryan.
I love the way how at 29:59 when poof is probably not even in the same room anymore and the Wii remote has long since lost track of what the hell is going on, beef boss just sticks his crotch in the air and stands there like it ain’t no thang
We all cheered with you, poof! Amazing moment 29:42
I didn't
@@chaotic3846👎
If you look at matt and what way he points his sword, usually he points his sword in almost the opposite way of what the arrow points at. Might help, might do nothing for anyone else trying this challenge.
It looks more like he gets his sword in almost the right spot after the throw then has it ready just before it lands, but I'm pretty sure the champion stamp mentions this
yeah I can see sometimes it's in the opposite. This strategy might be useful.
Just watch the video, this is blatantly wrong
thats just wrong, just look at 8:50 where matt point the wrong way at first.
15:00 baseball dads when their son is at the plate
but theoretically, if he beats him there he has a chance to beat him at the end
Now, let's just say, hypothetically, that if you were to beat Matt there, wouldn't you have time to beat him at the end?
9:17 Did anyone notice how Matt swung his sword around him to slice the pencil
Honestly with the tiebreakers, I think it means you cut at the exact same time. However the winner is chosen through who cut the item the best.
I think it's either random or for whenever there is an small difference in time, because I've won some tiebreakers with cuts that were completely terrible
@@diegosierra1951 same haha i recorded it too
sub frame movement
just because the game updates at 60 fps doesnt mean that everything on the console is limited to that
im not sure at all btw just an assumption
but the outward physical stuff like the tv and wiimotes camera can only update so fast
the internals not so much
meaning the ai CAN react faster and smoother then you
even if it knew the direction to swing at the exact same time you did
The tiebreakers are when it’s cut too close for a human to tell. It goes off of who cut it first. Every time there’s a tiebreaker you can see Matt cuts his first.
probably true, i always thought that the guy in the front had to look again lol
14:35 had me in tears 😂😂😂
He just needed to hold the L 😂
Had him in tears too
"Pa- pa- pa-*
@@yellowfrog2259”I’M PRESSING PLUS!! OH, OH NO, OH NO YOU DON’T…”
“I played speedy slice until I beat Matt” the fact that the video is 30 minutes long just show how good this video is gonna be
Longer then my school essay I had in middle school 😖 and dudy dude loses to girls he must of have a fear of gals 😆
I Beat Matt The Very 1st Try!
Longer than beef bosses d?
@kuyswe I’m 17🙄
@kuyswe really? I'm 15, Wii Sports was my childhood and I also love Poofesure so I just watch him
Thank you, you rage has made me feel giddy joy that I haven't felt in a long time. I really needed this.
27:58 Ryan and Matt in the background...
18:10 is the hardest I have laughed at a video in a long time
Fr
“the way you suck #### is ATROCIOUS”
The most relatable thing about poofesure, is that he yells, swears, and rambles to himself when he becomes furious.
What makes this relatable, is that probably all of us do the same thing, when it's just us playing any game alone.
This is the only person I know who will play a game for 2 to 3 hours straight until he beats one single level.
U never played Dark Souls? Get me to see fight one fucker for 8 hours straight without taking damage
Ever play DMC?
Every time I take damage I feel compelled to reset the entire run.
im so happy that I just randomly found this channel. I've been watching your stuff the last 2 days now and you freaking killllll me dude 🤣
5:38 “YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?!?” x5
NEVER SWING THE WRONG GODDAMN WAY
@@alwaysWtakes”Why is it never in the RNG that he at least misses a f**king couple??”
@@hoopsyoyoMagic8Ballthat’ll make this a bit more tolerable
30 minutes of poof...... every minute is a gift from the gods
Poof playing with the A and B buttons is the perfect representation of my ADHD
I don’t have ADHD but I do the same thing with my wii remote
@Treel well obviously, but you don’t have to be a dick.
@Treel shut up
If you listen to the Baldi's Basics intro it kinda sounds like the notes at the end of the intro
@@huntermcnair945 OH YEAHHH
Hey Poof, if you press down on the D-pad, it’ll reset the sword position for you so you don’t have to recalibrate it every time you swing the remote
0:15
Hold on. THAT SOUND IS FROM BALDI’S BASICS. 👨🏻🦲
Poppe the Performer too
29:41 That's the sound of winning a million winning lottery ticket.
18:32 when you get a 3 in wii party
18:10 absolutely dying at progressive poof
I love how we can see Poof go through all 5 stages of Grief in this video
19:36
Ryan looks at the match while still being the referee
this went from insulting matt to insulting ryan
supermega be like
did you guys know that theoretically if he can get this one right here, he can beat him on the final one
Bros fighting Matt like he’s an Elden ring boss
0:19. It sounds like the theme song from Baldi’s Basic’s
5:01 : me trying to solve math
Im best in my class so.
0:14
I remember this from one of the sounds from Mario Maker where it strts out with drums, plays the beat you're doing by pressing "B" and then "A" (but more rhythmically of course), and Mario has some dancers circling around him.
You know its bad when Poofesure is speaking words beyond his normal vocabulary
thats when you know its serious.
29:40 - It honestly looked like he just whiffed it, but I'm glad he finally got it.
8:33 I can't breathe XD
Omg yes
Matt has two variables in his strategy. One, his sword will move in the general vicinity of the correct direction of the slice. Two, he will hold his sword in the exact opposite of the swing direction so you can almost always determine the slices in more of a 50/50 ratio.
Perfect Dark you could use the perfect or dark sims to reveal opponent locations because they were always pointing at them regardless of what walls they were behind.
Cpu exploits are great like that!
But... then again you can just use the pause/home button trick to beat Matt lol
no one:
Poof: *_“YOU KNOW WHAT MATT NEVER DOES?”_*
17:55 freddy fazbear at 5:59am
I love how often beef boss gets blamed for the mistakes Poofesure makes.
9:35 no Patrick. The lid
Poofesure:restarts
Remote in the corner:ArOuNd ThE WoRlD
how poof’s mic still works, i don’t know
You are a true legend for beating this.
I tried so many times and just gave up in frustration
Poofesure: "This could be it! I'm just taking a lucky swing!"
Me: *Sees there's still a whole twenty minutes left in the video.*
Also Me: *Starts crying*
9:20
*BRACE FOR IMPACT!*
7:03 I like how poofs dry laugh sounds like a old 1992 chevy caviler trying to start after 30 years of just sitting in a barn. Am I wrong?
Nah you are right lol
@@ExieusedOverWrite nah he’s right
14:45 my favourite part
23:57 This shit disabled me 🤣🤣🤣
6:10 "I was ready to start banging."
*...*
*...*
*realization*
"My wii remote."
He is gonna "bang" his wii remote? 🤨📸
8:34 I laughed so hard. It was so out of context 😂
Man I can’t imagine the fear of the controllers when Poofesure uses them like it’s going to be attacked in their mind
All those poor Toad Wii remotes
@@DavidBrit101 *with wii motion plus inside
At 28:05 Both Matt and Ryan were in the audience
29:42 im fucking dying laughing, the way you can hear him immediately sprint out of his room when he wins is comedy gold
24:04 Underneath my nutsack!!!
(Acorns proceed to fall)
Lol
lol funny joke joaquim
14:51 you mean the straw that would break the toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside.
The amount of times he says “ theoretically” in this video might be a TH-cam record 😭
Matpat wins that one
The "Boom" and "Woo" sounds also played in Mario kart super circuit on the volcano race called Riverside park
"So theoretically, right, if we hit this" 😂
Probably said it like 21 times
Seeing him finally victorious always feels magical
We’re not gonna talk about how he beat him in sword play first try but it takes him multiple attempts to beat Matt in speed slice 😂
It could've just been beginner's luck that he beat him first try in swordplay.
@@gamerofgamers1417 that’s very true
@@greengetaway2006 partly, but matt is much easier in duel
29:41 The moment of truth
He celebrates like he rages 🤣🤣
13:24 when your friends walk in on you taking a poo
18:06 had me gasping for breath i was laughing so hard 😭
14:58 beefboss SWING 🤣🤣
18:15 This is why i watch your videos
The only way I was ever able to beat Matt was by pausing/unpausing the game until the object first falls on screen and cheesing it from there lol. Nice one Poof!
29:41 when there's a spider in the bathroom
"Theoretically, if we can get this one... we can beat him on the final hit."
Loses.
Repeat.
Definition of insanity right here
Matt just wastes his time for our viewing pleasure by letting him get that far in the first place. How nice of Matt.
30:03 Matt after winning 1,096 games in a row
shut up
A grand 30 minute video! We need to thank poof more for spoiling us with these amazing long videos! 😁
11:40 physics students when they see a vector.
I like how poof can react at the speed of light to pause the game when he loses but can't to cut the items/food xD
Baldi’s Basics. 0:25
Finally, after countless years of researching and theories, i have final conformation here that Poof is actually Donny from The Wild Thornberrys grown up.
Checkmate atheists.
I like how sometimes Matt appears in the audience watching BeefBoss vs Matt
Great job Poof! I had the same feeling as you because it took me 39 tries until I could finally beat Matt.
would be funny if you wouldve lost on purpose on thr 40th attempt
29:42 Good grief, dude you sound like a woman being fed through a wood chipper, feet first. Those are the kind of screams that get the police called to your house.
What I’ve learned from watching this vid is that the game accepts slice angles that are within an 1/8th of the circle (so like… if the arrow is diagonally up and left, you can swing, left, up/left, or up and any will count).
In other words… since there are 8 possible arrow directions and each possible slice covers 3 of them, you can just randomly swing before you even see the arrow and have a 3/8ths chance of getting it right. Yes, that’s less than 50% and you SHOULD lose by just following that strategy… but keep in mind that you only gotta beat Matt once and you have infinite resets to exploit… and it’s not too statistically improbable to squeeze a win out like that. (At the very least, since we know they get better when they’re losing, you could play fairly until you have a lead and then guess until it’s back to even go maximize your odds of winning).
Just tryna help anyone that wants to follow this mission themselves :)