+Arceus The God Like in one drawing I saw on my school book once: There was a woman soldier using a laptop in the middle of the battlefield and I drew a speech bubble for her that said "Must... update... facebook...!"
max harasen I can do better: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONE
Really nice remix of one of the songs featuring the Portal 2 turrets. What I liked about the Portal 2 soundtrack was the inclusion of really electronic, noisy, and hardcore, in a sense, with songs like this. This remix still carries the original's grating sound, but with a couple nice twists for a still catchy song
0.5 speed - DEATH MUSIC Regular speed - Cool Remix 1.25 - EVEN MORE EPIC REMIX 1.5 - :O AMAZING. 2 - RUN RUN!!! THE STAGE IS GONNA KILL YOU! RUNNNNNNNNN!!
37 people will spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: cryogenic refrigeration. Then...TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you.
No, that definitely makes sense. It sounds melancholy (like the Earth has been reduced to a wasteland and there is some sort of selfish ruling class in power), yet full of energy (like people have found new ways to live despite the hardships of the current state of the world) at the same time. The echoey parts of the song certainly make it sound like it’s being played in a tunnel of some sort, or perhaps an abandoned mall. Reminds me a bit of the City of Ember book series. I think you’re spot on 👍
Love this! Reminds me of 4 years ago... I wish I'd heard it in 2011 though that'd be another thigns to think about MY house to! Yeah I'm 16 and am still attacked to i house I lived in half my life ago!
No you don't. Unless you want to a: be trapped forever in hiding to survive b: die of starvation or dehydration c: die of neurotoxin or deadly water/goo or d: shot to death by turrets, incinerated, or burned by lasers. Oh, or crushed by mashy spike plates
This is great! much much better then being uh... in mount ebbot... i'm starting to get closer to The Part Where He Kills You in chapter 9, i have saw chapter 9 walkthroughs and i just DIE! like i get to the beginning, i forget what to do... and i DIE!
![Cara Mia Addio (Turret Opera) [Extended] With English Lyrics in 3D!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FqLMYhKdrDM/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cara Mia Addio (Turret Opera) [Extended] With English Lyrics in 3D!](/img/tr.png)
![Portal 2 - Turret Wife Serenade (Hidden Easter Egg) [HD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tZkAEgyKZzk/mqdefault.jpg)
I need to learn this remix, it might get me into the official turret choir!
reminds me of my days as a keyboard cat..i left that and became an internet cat..lol
I believe in you Turret!
You can do it turret!
Turret I hope you achieve your goal!
HA HA HA HA HA
no.
This is the Rejected Turret Wife Serenade
The other one is the Turret Wife Serenade
Watch and learn everyone, watch and learn..
***** Are the bullets up there?
"Aww, _crap_."
Uh, BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM! I'M NOT DEFECTIVE!
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIIIIT!
Dang.
Epic pfp
LOOOL!!!!!
this is bloody brilliant! much much much better that being uh... stranded in space.
(GASP) 2 WHEATLEYS!!!
what is this fandom coming to...
Hello wheatley! you are my favorite character in portal 2!!
Wheatley Core I feel for you
yeah I know!
Space core: space? SPACE! SSSPPPAAAAACCCCEEE!
7 people didn't escape Aperture.
Then how could they dislike? :|
***** they made a youtube account and disliked it in time before dying
+Arceus The God Like in one drawing I saw on my school book once: There was a woman soldier using a laptop in the middle of the battlefield and I drew a speech bubble for her that said "Must... update... facebook...!"
Goodness, profile names referencing my top 3 favourite games: Pokemon, Kirby, and now with me Portal!
NotASpyReally lolwut
i love the way turrets do there songs
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYY!!!
GLADOS!
VERSUS!
HAL 9000!
...admit it you would watch that.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
max harasen I can do better:
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DONE
verses Shodan from System Shock 2!
GLaDOS vs Wheatley
Guess what!! I just wrote a GLaDOS rap based off this base!
Added to playlist: Songs to chill to when you're stuck in Aperture
well your not getting out
@@mooney9690 ; - ;
Or am I...
@@altosynesthesia oh no the vents are making noise now
Really nice remix of one of the songs featuring the Portal 2 turrets. What I liked about the Portal 2 soundtrack was the inclusion of really electronic, noisy, and hardcore, in a sense, with songs like this. This remix still carries the original's grating sound, but with a couple nice twists for a still catchy song
*the secret life of turrets*
TO WHOMEVER REMIXED THIS:
GOOD JOB,
I COULDN'T REMIX FOR MY LIFE!
THIS IS EPIC
This sounds AWESOME at 1.25x speed.
yeah!
Goomba Animations how u evn speed up
David Gilley bottem right click on the gear
How do u speed up on iPad?
This sounds sick!!!
The Turrets are invading
SO glad I found this song. And even happier I managed to find an awesome remix of it!
your avatar
it feels me with determination
My god its been 12 years since this masterpiece came out?
I really DO have a bad sense of time
And a combustible lemon cannon in the back seat.
Where is my Portal 3?!
it’s like half life 3, it’ll never happen
0.5 speed - DEATH MUSIC
Regular speed - Cool Remix
1.25 - EVEN MORE EPIC REMIX
1.5 - :O AMAZING.
2 - RUN RUN!!! THE STAGE IS GONNA KILL YOU! RUNNNNNNNNN!!
At 0.75×it's a Hart beat
(x1.75) is a old pixel game
(0.75) why do I hear boss music?
Don't forget your long fall boots.
turret waifu serenade
WAIFU? HAHAHA! FUNNY
zezo- Gaming61 turret onii chan serenade
turret sensei serenade
considering these turrets have high pitch voices, this makes sense.... a little too much actually
Lol
probably a frankenturret. explains how it was able to push the button.
ME: Pass the aux cord!
Friend: you better not play trash
Me: 0:00
Amazing!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!
TURRET QUARTET
VS
STEVEN HAWKIIIIIIING!
I used to listen to this in class.
This is legit. Nice one!
if you speed it up to 2x it souds like its a background song for a rap song
K. K. Slider: Cop a seat, Man. This one's called "K.K. Science."
I love it!
Sounds like a 8-bit game, nice!
3rd time listening to this...by tomorrow it will, be 10 times more than that...this is good thing
9 Turrets are Defective :/
Yes
17 bloody defective turrets now.
wait skrill on the turret anthem did you say 9 people are defective??
24...
37 defectives!
Wheatley
labotary
He is destroyed by NASA astronauts.
1.25x speed.
I recommend.
Truly Marvelous!
this is just perfect
i might be making a video game some day and this would definitely be in it
This is awesome!
just...so ..EPIC
Awesome.
Awesome!!
I would give this 10 stars
This reminds me of bully. . . [rockstar game]
That's a good game
This is better than the classic song.
amazing
You can't remix perfection.
Spud gun mounted on the roof, intergrated with a turret AI core and an ammo belt of lemon'ades
You gave me a new goal.
Would make a perfect ringtone :D
37 people will spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: cryogenic refrigeration. Then...TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you.
Cobalt Rat : I see what you did there. Clever...verrry Clever...
43*
HitchedNick U I see what YOU did THERE
@@ctrk_Gltch *[Insert amount of Dislikes here]
ah good times when the dislikes were shown :| BUT HEY I GOT AN EXTENSION WHICH LETS YOU SEE DISLIKES!!!!!!!!
new genre apertune
That is what I'll do for my first road trip. You have inspired me to be one with portal
When the Turrets Have Drip
that would be awesome.
you invented a new word: portal gangster
Yep, Portal Gangster. 😂
If there was a part of the game where your stealthy I feel like this would play for that moment
WHY IS NO ONE WORKING ON THIS!
For some reason this has heavy post apocalyptic underground tunnel refugee camp vibes to it, maybe I'm just tripping
No, that definitely makes sense. It sounds melancholy (like the Earth has been reduced to a wasteland and there is some sort of selfish ruling class in power), yet full of energy (like people have found new ways to live despite the hardships of the current state of the world) at the same time. The echoey parts of the song certainly make it sound like it’s being played in a tunnel of some sort, or perhaps an abandoned mall. Reminds me a bit of the City of Ember book series. I think you’re spot on 👍
@@Noah-zz8uw damn
hes a portal song maker and comedy man
Quite the attitude.
Sounds very Cave Story. I dig it.
amaze sauce
Also rear-view mirrors have it so the mirror is the inside of a portal
pretty cool
It seems more like a light dusting than a storm.
well, here we are again
"I'm different, bro'" :D
Turret: You entered the wrong test chamber fool!!
Oh him..... ONLY THE EPICEST DUDE EVER
Don't 4get the lemons! X3
plus my computer wires are geting tangled and my brain chipis frying
Don't forget the damn lemons!
WOW!!!
fire asfrick
Yeah awesome
Best ringtone evar
Love this! Reminds me of 4 years ago... I wish I'd heard it in 2011 though that'd be another thigns to think about MY house to! Yeah I'm 16 and am still attacked to i house I lived in half my life ago!
Sounds like something straight out of battle block theater
this sounds like a classic piano-halloween type
you are right that might just work out
your kidding me?great!
NA MAN, BAG FULL OF COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS
I'm Gonna Use This Cos It's EPIC!
Got this recommended
almost 8 years... damn
you cores are awsome!! i wish i was at apture + i like this song!!!!!
No you don't. Unless you want to a: be trapped forever in hiding to survive b: die of starvation or dehydration c: die of neurotoxin or deadly water/goo or d: shot to death by turrets, incinerated, or burned by lasers. Oh, or crushed by mashy spike plates
If ur gonna die at least you have a variety of choices though...
Boi dis ma jam
1:30 my favorite part :D this is really awesome,btw
nowe childeren remember ill ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU and if you should know the cake is a lie and and cubes will oneday be with you *evil mad laughs*
Love this game
Love it :)
Great! Amazing, mate! Subscribed. :-)
Your lil' excuse of a card sucks. Deal with it.
cool
There's more than one...
badass
My reaction for the entire song... :D
That was interesting.
This is great! much much better then being uh... in mount ebbot... i'm starting to get closer to The Part Where He Kills You in chapter 9, i have saw chapter 9 walkthroughs and i just DIE! like i get to the beginning, i forget what to do... and i DIE!
I wish sentry turrets were real so I could teach them this
The soldier is a spy!
If there was a nes game of this and the last and final boss is the king turret.this would be the song theme you sir jist got a new like