Just listening to this again it's 2021 my mom just passed away and I'm having a hard hard time with it so anyway out there if you want to show some love just give me a thumbs-up or leave a comment
Peterson, Rogan, Diaz and, Tyson got me to do more for myself in these past 6 months than I ever did in 45 years living. My big bros. Gratitude 111 baby! One Love, Moody Red ❤
How can one hear a story on two separate occasions and still laugh uncontrollably. Uncle Joey is the most genuine hilarious human being in this Earth. #itschangingflavors
joeys stories , berts upbeat attitude , lee trying to stay alive whilst seeing the devil, perfection !Big fan from Scotland, you guys r massive here! 🏴
when joey said "ya know bert there are some people in this world that think a pool jump is a shower" i laughed cuz segura made a big deal on their podcasts cuz bert does exactly that.
2:40 - 3:15 Is some of the best natural adlibs ive ever heard. Belongs on GTA radio. Berts "oh yeah" is timed perfectly, Joey's smokey voice contrasts nicely. 10/10 snippet.
I agree with Bert about Joey's story telling. I will also say that podcasting has made it much better over the years. In the beginning, his stories were the funny part, but now he can make average stories funny.
Uncle Joey.....I got the message....I really needed to hear that from you. I was laid off from work. Lost firends and family and development a cocaine addiction from my depression. When it comes down to it it's my fault and it's time to get out to the world again. Appreciate you man
maaaan this month is my first time listening to Joey and bro it’s making my work shifts amazing 😂 constantly leaning back and laughing like a fuckin maniac in the back of the building lmaoo
17:50 - hahahaha 😂 That's so funny because years later Bert does this! Jumps in the pool and thinks it's as good as a shower. The one time he said he hadn't been in an actual shower for like a month
You sir are awesome for timestamping this story. I always show people this story that has never heard of any of these guys and they immediately have new fans. Cheers
5yrs old entertainment and knowledge. Love the story about work being your party. Let work be your party….not drinking or smoking, but work. Thought that was good advice👍
BIG shout out to one of my comic Gods RICHARD PRYOR, no one was a better comedic story teller than him. As a kid, we would sit around the front porch and listen to his records. My friend's older brother had all his record albums...man, we wore them things out. Pryor inspired so many comics. I have all his records now and his cd box set...timeless material that always make you smile.Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Cosby....all great storytellers. Thank you JD for saluting Richard Pryor
Everytime I hear Joey read the obligatory advertising for the companies that sponsor his show, I've come to one conclusion If Joe decided to give up comedy and become the face of a company in order to boost their brand and increase sales, that company would become the wealthiest and most powerful company on earth.
(After the story about Ralph falling onto Bert's lawnchairs) Joey: "Listen, you cannot laugh at your friends, but-" Lee: "What are you talking about?!?!" Lee was very quick with that lmao! After all the torture Joey has put Lee through 😂
where do I go to give Joey my phone number? What a life changing experience getting a call from Uncle Joey every morning. OMGosh my birthday is in a few days I'm paying Joey for the next year.
4 years later this podcast got me through my weekend shift
😂I be thinking 💭 the same thing! 💯!
That’s depressing
Literally on break at work right now listening 😅
Me too
@@josiffexplosiff1 capitalism is depressing. this podcast makes it tolerable
Wearing headphones listening to this is stupendous… heavy breathing throughout the whole podcast 🤣🤣
Glad im not the only person who noticed lmao
The water bottle plastic crinkle noise followed by the gasp for air tremendous
I love it
I revisit these podcasts all the time while waiting for the new Joint episodes. This is timeless entertainment
Just listening to this again it's 2021 my mom just passed away and I'm having a hard hard time with it so anyway out there if you want to show some love just give me a thumbs-up or leave a comment
lost mine 4 years ago brother i know how you feel. stay strong man, she’s watching from above.
How you doin these days man
Hey Man, ALL the love and peace in your life, Hope you doing better and strong, this last year was hard for me but we got to keep going
My mom passed in 2018 when I got hooked on Joey Diaz stuff
I listen to these podcast at work all day
Greasemonkey MBZ what do you work as? Sounds like a trip if you can listen to podcasts all day.
Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.
Find a nice shelf stocking/warehouse job, get a vaporizer pen, download the Church // Profit
Black Fragments Landscaping right now. Life is perfect.
It keeps me moving through my shitty factory job
Peterson, Rogan, Diaz and, Tyson got me to do more for myself in these past 6 months than I ever did in 45 years living. My big bros.
Gratitude 111 baby!
One Love, Moody Red ❤
This has become one of the best podcasts out there. Every family needs a guy like him that keeps it real and can teach you about real life.
and about blowing your load on tittays and getting a gram to have fun
How can one hear a story on two separate occasions and still laugh uncontrollably. Uncle Joey is the most genuine hilarious human being in this Earth. #itschangingflavors
I love Lee's little inputs LMFAO "Stop saying that" while dying kills me
The Church really was the peak of podcasting
joeys stories , berts upbeat attitude , lee trying to stay alive whilst seeing the devil, perfection !Big fan from Scotland, you guys r massive here! 🏴
when joey said "ya know bert there are some people in this world that think a pool jump is a shower" i laughed cuz segura made a big deal on their podcasts cuz bert does exactly that.
That part was killer! I think Tommy should show him that clip!!
I cracked up when Joey said johnfruciante35 was a ball sucker. I knew he was talking about you cuzzin how's life treating you
😊😊
"He cant even go to the bathroom with out yelpin"😂😂😂
Great episode!! I love the story about Ralphie crushing the chairs in Berts backyard lol .. Joey laughing had me dying!!
This is one of the best all time Church podcasts and I'm surprised this doesn't have a million views.
Does now baby
Im listening while working, makes my day bro..
Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.
Still makes my day at work
I do the same! I realized yesterday I listened to uncle Joey for 9 hours straight.
Podcasts are what get me through my day unless I’m working with really awesome people.
Same
"Take that little bat out" haha haha... i like it, and I'm using it.
I haven't started watching yet, but I love everything with Bert because he is just so happy to be alive.
"How do you like to be treated when going to a restraunt" - Joey
"Well i like to be served" - Bert
"No" - Joey
Silence for 2 minutes.... HAHAHAHAH
2:40 - 3:15
Is some of the best natural adlibs ive ever heard. Belongs on GTA radio.
Berts "oh yeah" is timed perfectly, Joey's smokey voice contrasts nicely.
10/10 snippet.
Such a vibe
@@Bobbbby23448 Kick that mule Lee
1:41:45 joey calls Bert "Burnt chystler!" 😂🤣💀
This gets me every time I read this comment 😂😂
This is so funny because recently an announcer said his name wrong like 3 x 😂 lol
Joey mispronounces everything, even his own name
@2:10:24 "Dawg, it was like a meteor hit one of those Chinese villages!" LMAOOOOO!!!!!!
Joey knows how to start a pod, love to love….what an anthem jeeeeeez
What's the song
Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby
Joey Diaz has some of the best intros 😂 2:04
Bert literally turned into the goof who showers on his pool Joey was takin about 😂😂
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Same thing I thought right when I heard lol
that ralfie may story had me crying from laughter!!! lmaooo!!!!
A goal with my TH-cam channel is to grow big enough to do a video with Joey where we talk movies and watch clips. Love it!
Joey ur the dad i never had sir.
Best part every time is Joey fabreezing the room 😂😂
damn i love this guy. I can listen to him for hours on end. He feels like a real Legit uncle to me.
"U kno wut Lee, in 1985..."
Lemme tell ya something back den
I’ll never forget
I read this as he LITERALLY was saying, "YOU kno wut, Lee, in 1991..."
In biulda.... When my mother died. ....one time I owed 49 thousand
@@wes4619 ĺ
I love the idea of him on the service he wants to do on calling people. I LOVE IT!!
Im 98% sure that Joey and Lee are an instance of Rick and Morty
moasto02 spot FUCKING on
Know you saying too much 🤫
Pickle Joey!
"Puerto Rican shower" -Joey 😂😂😂😂
lee "the future is audio" syatt
Christopher Joseph the prophet
14:20 Joey's such a good story teller he had Lee straight nuttin 😂
Good lord😂😂
He does that a lot ahahaha
Hahah😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣
I agree with Bert about Joey's story telling. I will also say that podcasting has made it much better over the years. In the beginning, his stories were the funny part, but now he can make average stories funny.
Joey has the most wheeziest laugh I've ever heard in my life jesus christ lmao.
Uncle Joey.....I got the message....I really needed to hear that from you. I was laid off from work. Lost firends and family and development a cocaine addiction from my depression. When it comes down to it it's my fault and it's time to get out to the world again. Appreciate you man
maaaan this month is my first time listening to Joey and bro it’s making my work shifts amazing 😂 constantly leaning back and laughing like a fuckin maniac in the back of the building lmaoo
lee's sigh at 14:21 is gold!
5 years later and Joey is still motivational as hell
Bert literally is one of those people who jumps in a pool to get clean
Hes such a Mook he wouldn't even cop to it to joey
The chlorine is like soap
Thanks Lee & Joey!!! I live for your podcast's. If you stop... I die.....
14:20 wtf is that sound that lee is produceing😂
That Ralphie May story was so epic and listening to Joey laughing about is just golden.
17:50 - hahahaha 😂 That's so funny because years later Bert does this! Jumps in the pool and thinks it's as good as a shower. The one time he said he hadn't been in an actual shower for like a month
I was thinking the same thing! I lost it lol!
14 minutes in and Lee is jumping galaxies😆
Man I think Lee and all his reactions to Joey gave The Church its Patwah
The Squeels, the OMG's
EPIC LEE SYATT
One of my favorite podcast episodes, Bert and Joey🙌🏻🔥
"Are you fucking kidding me or what...this is when black people were black people" 😂😂😂
I feel like alot would agree.
I Dont have to explain shiieet sonny.
*You're
lol whats the time stamp for when they said that?
APE MAN I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid but I like it
APE MAN Beethoven had his critics too, see if you can name three of them
I love you so much Joey ! ♥️
Joey "It's 2018"
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahah
bruh those stars have uncle joey in the future xD
Rach C breh lol
You I was as fuck when I watched this I really thought it was 2018
Gary Kendall You were as fuck? You mean ass fucked?
Hard work dedication commitment 💯 tremendous
Kreischer - i cant turn this boat around i dont know how to turn this boat around
Kodak Black - Lemme Drive the boat!!
The greatest comedy podcast. Uncle Joey is the best at storytelling. Long live Uncle Joey. Salute 🫡
At 2:07:41 is when they start telling Ralphie May stories. #RIPRalphieMay
You sir are awesome for timestamping this story. I always show people this story that has never heard of any of these guys and they immediately have new fans.
Cheers
joey is the only person that i enjoy listening to their ads!!! lol that lending tree ad tho i can tell joey used to sell cars 🤣 hell yeah!
Joeys lungs sound like they are struggling to get air man
Clint Skelton all that coke
Joey: there are some people that think a pool is a shower.
Bert: 😬
Bert and joey podcast are tremendous.
5yrs old entertainment and knowledge. Love the story about work being your party. Let work be your party….not drinking or smoking, but work. Thought that was good advice👍
17:57
Burnt's laugh when he realizes Joey is describing him 😂
💥Bam-Bam-Bam-Crash-Wallop💥Ralphie ending up in Berts daughters dolls house
Joey: "We had to pick him up😏 That's no picnic."
🤣🤣🤣
Joey drinking water has to be the worst sound on youtube
Ya mutha
😂😂😂😂😂every time I hear it I cringe
The chewing is even worse.
He drinks so much it annoys me
Uncle Joey said "open that little 🦇"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf!!!
joey Diaz sir !!!!
you give me so much life !!!! lmao😂😂😂
"STAY BLACK"
I love you bunches! !!!
These old episodes take me back
It's because they're old.
Is it me or did the little Christ killer finally add a compressor to the audio?
BIG shout out to one of my comic Gods RICHARD PRYOR, no one was a better comedic story teller than him. As a kid, we would sit around the front porch and listen to his records. My friend's older brother had all his record albums...man, we wore them things out. Pryor inspired so many comics. I have all his records now and his cd box set...timeless material that always make you smile.Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Cosby....all great storytellers. Thank you JD for saluting Richard Pryor
I'd really like to see a top 10 movie podcast from Joey.
Yeah thank God for uncle Joey 💯
I love how Bert avoided the pool shower.
recorded on my birthday. excellent episode too
Joeys laugh 2:11:10-2:11:30, fuckin' hilarious 😂
The greatest podcast intro in history
Everytime I hear Joey read the obligatory advertising for the companies that sponsor his show, I've come to one conclusion
If Joe decided to give up comedy and become the face of a company in order to boost their brand and increase sales, that company would become the wealthiest and most powerful company on earth.
I appreciate the balance you bring to the argument.
Poet. Artist. Philosopher. A lot of a little and a little of a lot.
I do make music though for sure. Come over to my page and check out 'awake'
"wealthiest and most powerful company on earth"
talk to me when you graduate middle school little man, you've got alot to learn
He reads like a momo but that’s my goomba
6 year old podcast and it's still Tremendous
2:09:55 almost died from laughter
TheBreadGuy the funniest shit ever 😂
Joey's laugh sounds like a car stalling out😂
At 14:20 lee had me dying with that little sound he made before the story begun. bwhahahahah
Been waiting on the video for days
Rick Gutierrez fuck TH-cam use vimeo it's up there way earlier. Plus TH-cam censors.
Ant D I didnt know it was on Vimeo. I'll have to look over there for the next one.
A.M. Borbón hahaha. Maybe I wont look over there 😂
Rick Gutierrez player is fine and it was up 4 days ago
this guy gets it
When he ask Lee what’s the fast food one he likes.. “Oh you like all of em” 😂 1:50:21
(After the story about Ralph falling onto Bert's lawnchairs)
Joey: "Listen, you cannot laugh at your friends, but-"
Lee: "What are you talking about?!?!"
Lee was very quick with that lmao! After all the torture Joey has put Lee through 😂
These guys watchin Pryer was gold.Tremendous!
“Christ killer” always has me in stitches
Lee saying things like "uhohh" "noo 😰" "ahh geez" always kills me lmao he's genuinely worried
RIP Ralphie May
Ralphie was the truth man.by far my favorite episodes
Hurst Olds442 crazy how it was less than 2 weeks not even a month
I've watched this episode a million times 😅
"Because you know me, I was Johnny Mafia"...lol Joe wishes he was an Italian made man so damn bad. Love you Uncle Joey but damn haha
UFC Armchair Cornerman no he doesn’t u momo every one wants to be a wiseguy
@@moep.8578 yeah this guys a fucking momo for sure
1:41:50 Burt goes fanook .. than snaps back 😂 😂 😂
where do I go to give Joey my phone number? What a life changing experience getting a call from Uncle Joey every morning. OMGosh my birthday is in a few days I'm paying Joey for the next year.
God do I miss the church.
Intro song - Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby
Thank you cocksucka
I have only met one other person with the same birthday as me, it's crazy that Joey Diaz does as well
CHRISTMAS '82, NO CONDOMS HAHHAHAHAHA, Lee, that's the next shirt!
"What do you want from the character? Then they eat the apple." 😂🤣😭
2:10:00-2:11:00 best laugh ever
Joey asked for the Febreeze like a mob hit man says “hand me the piece Lee” hahahaha
@Dehydrated Oddish hahaha
34:14 FIRE action bronson. get action back on UNCLE JOE
"Iron a shirt - Im not gonna take it down to nationalities." 🤣🤣