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  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3883

    Theo Von: Guest of the Year (Across All Podcasts)

    • @MertSu66
      @MertSu66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      yeah his jewish handlers are pushing him hard

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He’s the comic of the decade bro

    • @safaritv6461
      @safaritv6461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Daniel 1 curious, where are you getting wigger from? Lol

    • @KPatrolis250
      @KPatrolis250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Daniel 1 he's half nicaraguan

    • @thismonthinpopculture
      @thismonthinpopculture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Theo ain’t a wigger

  • @beau9956
    @beau9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "I'm not saying their black or anything like that, I'm just saying they happen to be black when people see them" LOL Goddamn dude LOL.

    • @bartlomiejlabno4358
      @bartlomiejlabno4358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the closest i ever came to pissing my pants dude

  • @cIeetz
    @cIeetz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Theo: "Miami Vice? Ya I think I read the book"
    Joey: "Theres no fuckin book"

    • @nephewheshh
      @nephewheshh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lmfao

    • @sausagegabbagoochi1959
      @sausagegabbagoochi1959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂 theo tried not to laugh

    • @jeremybasset9041
      @jeremybasset9041 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cracked me tf up 😂😂

    • @rorycalhoun1126
      @rorycalhoun1126 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HadenGregory
    @HadenGregory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    Biggest sign that Theo is a truly good person at heart: He looked Lee in the eye at the end of the podcast and made sure that Lee knew he was just joking around about him, nothing serious.

    • @peterscottjr
      @peterscottjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Theo really is one of the most considerate and genuine people I have ever had the pleasure of watching

    • @eleusinianexport
      @eleusinianexport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Preston Garvey Joey would be proud of this comment

    • @RG-tm7uq
      @RG-tm7uq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nick G What a sad life you have

    • @ryanbowen9718
      @ryanbowen9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@RG-tm7uq agreed dude Nick has to have terrible life

    • @shustyrackleford_710
      @shustyrackleford_710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Theo is too sincere/good for his own good
      Constantly tripping over his own feelings, literally in a figurative way

  • @coastalflourishing
    @coastalflourishing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Dude Theo and Joey have that chemistry man. Theo has that right mentality to spark with Joey's stories.. You never know what either of them will say. This is a perfect mix.

    • @ThatCarGuy1983
      @ThatCarGuy1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What? From what i saw joey was trying to tell him stories like the south american one theo kept butting in with jokes and you can clearly see joey getting irritated by his daft cut offs

    • @jackcarlyon1015
      @jackcarlyon1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThatCarGuy1983 bruh you clearly ain’t seen all the podcasts they done together; it’s mostly all laughs man

    • @ThatCarGuy1983
      @ThatCarGuy1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jackcarlyon1015 I have seen plenty and i know but i meant this particular episode he does get a bit annoyed trying to tell the story.

    • @jackcarlyon1015
      @jackcarlyon1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThatCarGuy1983 having listened to the episode again last night immediately after posting my comment, I got the sense of what you was talking about. The older episodes seem more relaxed compared to this one

    • @jackcarlyon1015
      @jackcarlyon1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatCarGuy1983 having listened to the episode again last night immediately after posting my comment, I got the sense of what you was talking about. The older episodes seem more relaxed compared to this one

  • @MultiBluedog123
    @MultiBluedog123 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    These will never get old, so great to fall asleep to as well.

    • @interstellar._.705
      @interstellar._.705 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yess i’ll fall asleep to these podcasts with theo and sometimes theo will say some wild shit and i’ll start dying laughing in my middle of the night and my girlfriend will start wondering what’s wrong with me 😂

    • @zacholson5413
      @zacholson5413 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@interstellar._.705every night 😭😭

    • @greatpro7691
      @greatpro7691 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same😭😭😭

    • @jeffclement2468
      @jeffclement2468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear I just had a little nap with this on. I dreamed I was in a crowded public place. And I started hearing the f-bombs, but I couldn't manage to turn down the volume! 😝

  • @e2dmane900
    @e2dmane900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    When Theo called Lee a 'Prison Ham'!!!! LMFAO

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's a little Lawrence bruh haha

    • @843Drewww
      @843Drewww 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He should have said turkey😂

  • @dkleinman22
    @dkleinman22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "i read the book" "no there's no fuckin book"
    god i love theo and joey for actually calling him out for bullshitting lol

    • @aKjohn8798
      @aKjohn8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's Theos biggest problem

    • @mikeenslin3009
      @mikeenslin3009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aKjohn8798 this is the first time I've noticed. I couldn't tell if it was just a weird joke or if he was actually bullshitting

    • @figurefiguras4104
      @figurefiguras4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mikeenslin3009 most likely a joke lol

    • @sas0kez
      @sas0kez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@figurefiguras4104 no way that was a joke bruh, out of relatability many ppl lie on the spot to seem like they know what the other is talking about but theo fell flat on his face there

    • @natecoke
      @natecoke ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea thats one of the only things that really bugs me with him I know he's trying to be funny most the time but just doing It to seem relatable n constantly is just annoying i love theo tho one of my favorites just wish hed cut that out n i think he has in the more recent podcasts

  • @mbrady8946
    @mbrady8946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    “I was like an Arab... goin’ into places just to bomb.” 😂

  • @seandailey3898
    @seandailey3898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Treat your Snout, to some of that Free Booty Pasta, Bruh Bruh" - the legend aka Theo Von

    • @MBheli621
      @MBheli621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha lost it when he said that

    • @rio7916
      @rio7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm crying haha

  • @SciA
    @SciA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    Funny Moments
    0:04:40 - Theo's Abduction Plan
    0:05:44 - Buffalo, NY / Beef on Weck
    0:06:30 - Fox Meat / Animal Carcasses
    0:09:14 - Joey Farts (Christmas Tea Kettle / Fart Sponge)
    0:10:53 - Lee’s Sexuality (Prison Ham)
    0:12:20 - Lee’s Age
    0:13:07 - Pool Story / Don Blankenstein
    0:19:28 - Joey Farts #2 (Easter Eggs)
    0:23:47 - Eddy Story (Mustang)
    0:29:13 - Theo Blanks
    0:31:58 - Theo’s Dad
    0:33:48 - Joey Farts #3 (Air Calamari)
    0:35:27 - Driving Underage
    0:49:54 - Joey Farts #4
    0:50:31 - Sinkholes
    0:51:20 - Joey Farts #5
    0:53:00 - Kids on Chains (Seth Buttons)
    1:05:50 - Andy Dick Blowjob Story
    1:17:53 - Joey's Chelsea Handler Story
    1:49:34 - Theo Apologies to Lee
    Gang, Gang, Bruh.

    • @j-dawg9893
      @j-dawg9893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      SciA I think u missed #6 at 1:09:24 he even waves it towards Lee lol

    • @AndrewVerescak
      @AndrewVerescak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You're doing the Lord's work!

    • @Kittievr
      @Kittievr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Joey's fart #5 hahaha love that these are the actual highlights of this podcast lol love me some uncle Joey

    • @MattWilliams482
      @MattWilliams482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tremendous

    • @DG360
      @DG360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE FARTS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST LOL

  • @calob3927
    @calob3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Joey doesn’t laugh the way he does at theo, with anyone. They’re brilliant together

  • @justinwhitmore4550
    @justinwhitmore4550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "In Japan that's like buying somebody a scarf."

    • @keetonpark
      @keetonpark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I laughed so fuckin hard

  • @joejackson3916
    @joejackson3916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    How old are you Lee .. I’m 30... damn “lee I thought you were like 19”😂😂😂

    • @barlitosantana9708
      @barlitosantana9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      if i was lee idk if i would feel disrespected or flattered 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @raimundosilva4382
      @raimundosilva4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Não se preocupe quando eu chegar aí me dáe ele escreve dar o c* deles para mim se eu sou um deles é dar o brasileiro Brasil

    • @kvam6938
      @kvam6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theo was on their podcast 3 years prior to this too

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Frfr people say that about me ,im 30 , but i think its a compliment, even though its due to lack of sex with women stealing my life force

    • @noahissocoollike
      @noahissocoollike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kvam6938 he thought he was tripping on shrooms with a 16 year old 😂😂😭

  • @DQTHECHEF
    @DQTHECHEF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Theo is saying everything without even taking time to think ... this man is a true natural everybody had a dude this funny in high school but they usually ended up in jail or homeless and on crack.

  • @Rasmos
    @Rasmos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    “In Gary, Indiana, Lee’s an 8” surprisingly true

    • @LiLBobby2700
      @LiLBobby2700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bitches look like pit bulls nshit

    • @thatuctownfiend5798
      @thatuctownfiend5798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol it's that bad Damn

    • @CGMastarr
      @CGMastarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@thatuctownfiend5798 I live thirty minutes from Gary. It's pretty bad bro

    • @ethanworkman8828
      @ethanworkman8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ras region gang

    • @GetSome29347
      @GetSome29347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I live right on the border of gary and merrillville but it might as well just be gary over here. And lemme tell ya, lee IS an 8 in gary indiana

  • @breakfastattiffanys741
    @breakfastattiffanys741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I discovered Theo 2 weeks ago and have actually watched every goddamn podcast he was gracious enough to attend..... Yeah I love em and have no life haha.

    • @dreamwareinc.3071
      @dreamwareinc.3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same haha

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I found him pretty recently too. Dude is beyond a legend. Never heard such funny shit in my life.

    • @Deadhammer218
      @Deadhammer218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His podcast "this Past Weekend" is also tremendous

  • @nateclegg9334
    @nateclegg9334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Joey have theo on more he is tremendous

    • @brandonbombay6338
      @brandonbombay6338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He used to be on all the time. Highly recommend searching their classics together like #443

    • @Ryan-nd3zu
      @Ryan-nd3zu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He has his own podcast. This past weekend with Theo von

    • @nateclegg9334
      @nateclegg9334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ryan McCain yo ik but theo and joey together are funny as fuck

    • @DJFlemmyFlem
      @DJFlemmyFlem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ryan-nd3zu everyone and their mother has a podcast these days lol

    • @Hardcoreforliife
      @Hardcoreforliife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tip top magoo

  • @thebandcoca
    @thebandcoca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “You can’t put a silk hat on a pig” lol. Love when he messes up sayings and words.
    My favourite is still “I was on the Eucalyptical machine” 😂

    • @ThePwnedProduction
      @ThePwnedProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “If they’re alive and suffering then you shoot em in the leg” 😂😂

    • @Youtubekert
      @Youtubekert 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @NR-gp2il
      @NR-gp2il 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing like coffee and the eucalyptical machine in the morning

  • @justinondersma9485
    @justinondersma9485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "This smells like Thanksgiving night in a prison shower" -Theo Von
    Lmmfao!!!! Hahahaha 😂🤣💀

    • @colinodea3192
      @colinodea3192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha one of the best lines of this podcast.

    • @dreamwareinc.3071
      @dreamwareinc.3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colinodea3192 for real haha

  • @circa2008
    @circa2008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    ive been waiting for this upload all day, theo von is our favorite guest on the church!

    • @DCMA247
      @DCMA247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That and Ralphie May
      ! RIP Ralphie May
      ! You and Joey telling stories made me laugh so hard, such a bond you guys had! Theo Von is also a favorite guest of mine too!

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach, you naughty little hamster

  • @greenthumb8170
    @greenthumb8170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Theo’s vocabulary is something to admire

    • @darrenmac2403
      @darrenmac2403 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “ thoroughfares “
      🤔🙃😆

  • @RAMSEY1987
    @RAMSEY1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    No one puts words together like Theo, maybe because I’m from the UK but it’s hilarious. Booty pasta 🍝, peppermint hunter 😂😂.

  • @theloosemoose8200
    @theloosemoose8200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "If the animal is still alive and suffering you can shoot it in the leg to help it out" -joey Diaz

    • @jarvissdot7700
      @jarvissdot7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol i heard that as well😭

    • @tonycardo874
      @tonycardo874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m crying

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're supposed to shoot it in the head if you shoot it in the legs just going to suffer some more

    • @sterlingbither5866
      @sterlingbither5866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TrollHiddenCave thank you for the clarification captain obvious

    • @dvr2838
      @dvr2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where the fuck did you grow up africa?😂😂

  • @LastKingDbro
    @LastKingDbro ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man I had no clue what the next 4 years had in store for me but this brought me joy to re-watch my favorite episode

  • @Codyjb818
    @Codyjb818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    This podcast had me dying 😂 Theo is damn good at keeping a straight face... at one point Joey says “quit trying to be funny!” 🤣🤣

    • @trespasscomplex
      @trespasscomplex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm not!

    • @choab
      @choab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It seems at that moment Joey was trying to not make light of the Chelsea story

    • @ovarianbarbarian4186
      @ovarianbarbarian4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha yeah, Joey said if u see one alive and suffering shoot it in the Leg to make sure it don't suffer. That Had me dying 🤣🤣

    • @ItsReplayBro
      @ItsReplayBro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1:18:38😂😂😂😂

  • @BNutsTV
    @BNutsTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Joey blew his ass on Lee so much on this episode. Lmao! Love how Theo describes each one of Joeys farts.

  • @loveforthe90s
    @loveforthe90s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    God these episodes at this time were just like magic. That room, the lighting, just everything is perfect for close conversation

    • @enmeterdumheter
      @enmeterdumheter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There where a time when podcasts was awesome and not everyone had one. Great times. Something new will soon Come. ❤️🇸🇪💯

    • @figurefiguras4104
      @figurefiguras4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@enmeterdumheter yeah man wtf its super oversaturated now w redundant mfs fuuuuh
      Edit: also, shout out sweden

  • @Raven-uk7tf
    @Raven-uk7tf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how genuine Joey is. I loves him

  • @justinalane5242
    @justinalane5242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In my 40 years i cannot how i have never heard of theo von but omg. Am i ever glad he came across my page. Im addicted to his humor. He is one of thw funniest guys ive heard.

  • @christopherchesler5717
    @christopherchesler5717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Theo genuinely makes Joey laugh😂

  • @brooklyngonzalez8549
    @brooklyngonzalez8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joey, thank you for being so genuine out here on the internet. I never would’ve known a life like yours being a young person in this day and age. Much respect to you, Theo, and Lee for putting in the time and effort to make these videos.

  • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
    @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Joey, please consider my words-
    I was a heavy tobacco and pot smoker for 35 years. I am also a recovering
    alcoholic. Smoke free 5.5 years, dry 6 months. I have severe COPD type 2 now,
    was type 3 before quitting smoke. I went cold turkey with pot, but used a vape pen
    to quit tobacco, about 3 months. Coughing up blood woke me up. I use 2 inhalers,
    4 vials in a nebulizer, and 1 pill every day, just to breathe. Your liver is the only
    (major) organ that regenerates; your lungs/throat do "heal", but very slowly.
    I'm not a Doctor, or health expert- but I can tell you that hearing your cough
    (medium loose, phlegm/sputum with tightness) is a sign you have way too
    much water in your body, mostly the Bronchi tubes. The years of cocaine
    and now pot and vaping is catching up. I'd advise you to ask your Doctor
    about a prescription of "Lasix" (Furosemide) 1 pill a day.
    You will have a full bladder every 20 minutes, be prepared. After 1 week,
    you'll notice less puffiness, less chunky cough. Try to limit your water
    intake. I've seen you guzzle a bottle every hour- you are drowning,
    leading to CHF (Congestive Heart Failure). Been there, done that.

    • @Vandanescobar
      @Vandanescobar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👌👌👌👌

    • @martinpickr9582
      @martinpickr9582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch his recent podcasts bud. He’s doing very very well. Looks so healthy!

    • @djBangzWell
      @djBangzWell 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@martinpickr9582relax buddy he was only trying to help out

  • @nicholassmith8212
    @nicholassmith8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Theo is such a great guy you can tell he doesn't wanna hurt people's feelings but hilarious at the same time. Love you guys

    • @RyanMoreno543
      @RyanMoreno543 ปีที่แล้ว

      😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮😂 1:58:00

    • @RyanMoreno543
      @RyanMoreno543 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:58:00

  • @habs249
    @habs249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'It takes twenty years to look back'. Deep.

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Can’t sleep, time for some Uncle Joey coke stories... 💨

    • @michaelthielmann7620
      @michaelthielmann7620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uncle Joey kicks the fuckin' mule that gets sleep rolling, cocksuckas.

  • @e.e121
    @e.e121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:17:47 "I know what's it like to be a young girl" - Sounds like a story for another day, Josephine

    • @blerpp7813
      @blerpp7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😂

  • @kevinstrahla7137
    @kevinstrahla7137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This made my day being surprised by my 2 favorite people

    • @johnnyangus1511
      @johnnyangus1511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Dover me too dude!

    • @travistravinyle4207
      @travistravinyle4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed started the 330am shift to this new upload

    • @lensperspective9753
      @lensperspective9753 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Dover Whatta 'bout, Lee, Nigga? There favorite people

    • @kevinstrahla7137
      @kevinstrahla7137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lensperspective9753 sheiiit cus you right

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No love for the prison ham Lee?

  • @Owatanka
    @Owatanka 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Joey is a warm blanket on a rainy sunday and I love him for it

  • @coleacoveno1184
    @coleacoveno1184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Sounds like a halfway house in Albuquerque” 😂

  • @donfillinger3571
    @donfillinger3571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Why does theo look like he's broadcasting from the Heaven's Gate video?

  • @mcbastard_tv6927
    @mcbastard_tv6927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Joey you seriously got to light your guest better you don't look like they're in Witness Protection they are hiding in the shadows.

    • @saucedawg73
      @saucedawg73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lee fuckin it up

    • @mcbastard_tv6927
      @mcbastard_tv6927 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trane Sonic you're right but when he's any of you want someone I want to actually see that person I don't want to see them in the dark.

    • @emptyscience
      @emptyscience 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its gangsta paradise 24/7 over there cocksuckaz

    • @lmnt1153
      @lmnt1153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theos an idiot. Lee is Lee.

    • @narcoskeptic
      @narcoskeptic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i dont understand when or why it changed from the previous dope setup

  • @thorthumb0031
    @thorthumb0031 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +481

    who here is watching this in the year 2024?

    • @lorigrendahl1152
      @lorigrendahl1152 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Me🥴

    • @Coyotemilk
      @Coyotemilk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I’m upstairs!

    • @someone-kc3oz
      @someone-kc3oz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Coyotemilkgang gang brother

    • @youngskeet7161
      @youngskeet7161 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      👌

    • @luisayon6661
      @luisayon6661 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We livin like docta’s

  • @Moncriefs
    @Moncriefs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “what Ima do is”..... Joey cutting deals in these ads😂😂

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laugh and love it when Theo is so genuinely excited When joey is telling a story, that he keeps trying to guess what Joey is gonna say next (like a little kid during storytime), but instead in my head, I see and hear Rusty Cuyler constantly blurting out wrong answers 😂

  • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
    @AndresGomez-ct7qb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joey: "If you've ever watched 'Miami Vice', either the second or third episode..."
    Theo: "I read the book, I think."
    Joey: "There's no fucking book."
    I fucking love when these two get together.

  • @sashanpillay3432
    @sashanpillay3432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    We need a Christ killa cam!

    • @conr16
      @conr16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lee is in his safe space, leave him be 😂

    • @HomeOfTheBRAVE.
      @HomeOfTheBRAVE. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao I agree

    • @lensperspective9753
      @lensperspective9753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb*
      Hello, hello, hello

    • @Hardcoreforliife
      @Hardcoreforliife 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      conr16 let him giggle in peace

  • @Dgusting
    @Dgusting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Theo Von kinda reminds me of Joey Diaz a bit in the way that he came on to all these podcasts at once and just killed it. I had never really heard of either until I listened to them on podcasts and they're just fucking hilarious. And it's effortless for both. They just ooze hilarity.

  • @snoop8664
    @snoop8664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “I know what it’s like to be a young girl” -Joey Diaz

    • @jackryan7445
      @jackryan7445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      timestamp?

    • @JohnDoe-zw5og
      @JohnDoe-zw5og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @jack ryan
      Just before 1:18:00

  • @Kacey1100
    @Kacey1100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "she stripped and she was Christian"
    jesus christ.. lmao

  • @jaycastaneda193
    @jaycastaneda193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Fish Poison" - I died 😂😂😂😂 Oh Lee

  • @Bubs0271
    @Bubs0271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The more Theo lets his real personality out, the better he gets. He's remarkably better than just two years ago. He the next big one out there in the biz.

    • @_CARKENT
      @_CARKENT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spot on prediction

  • @btdrunkartist8292
    @btdrunkartist8292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Joey should be the commentator of Tony vs Khabib..like who agrees.

    • @ACactusHealingRhino
      @ACactusHealingRhino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      KHALABIB WITH THE TAKEDOWN

    • @DapperCracker512
      @DapperCracker512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Khabib still trying to fight Floyd and already going to be suspended. That fight ain't happening anytime soon.

    • @ThreeWolf4Life
      @ThreeWolf4Life 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope that happens!

    • @bbwarwick
      @bbwarwick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      STOP THE FIGHT JOE ROGAN!!

    • @str8904
      @str8904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Joe Rogan, this fight is tremendous. I don't know whose scarier, Khalabeeb or Tommy Ferguson."

  • @SampleCentralYT
    @SampleCentralYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If you told me Theo would later go on to interview the President, I'd have a hard time believing you 🤣

  • @tree7249
    @tree7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How does a guy who tried killing all his brain cells for 40 years still have a memory three times better than I do???

  • @jiggs9647
    @jiggs9647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Been waiting all night for this. Theo is the man

  • @greenspark101
    @greenspark101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Good morning ☀️ we got Joey AND Theo. It’s already a good day

    • @iseeolly9959
      @iseeolly9959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brightens up a rainy day on the east coast of england! xx

    • @zackfranklin6912
      @zackfranklin6912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GraveyardDave19 you can sniff mine when I get off work.

    • @greenspark101
      @greenspark101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voodoo Zombie I’m scared to ask...

  • @AllThingsAction
    @AllThingsAction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They are both so honest and vulnerable it really makes me feel like they are such great people.

  • @devinsilva2102
    @devinsilva2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh these 3 are the best barely starting at 4:40 im dead. “If I can keep and have me my own lil lee, in a wheel barrel.” In a wheel barrel for lee’s 😂 dude 😂😂

  • @TheAwillz
    @TheAwillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    After my struggles I’ve started the journey to be a psychologist.
    Love you Joey you helped me so much

    • @JohnDoe-zw5og
      @JohnDoe-zw5og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best wishes to you 👍

    • @TheAwillz
      @TheAwillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnDoe-zw5og thank you

    • @roymunson1
      @roymunson1 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's just a racket for the Jews 😅

  • @ArmyGrunt1986
    @ArmyGrunt1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I swear every episode Lee asks "what does that even mean".
    Joey: " lee, do you want a water?"
    Lee: "what does that even mean"

  • @jefeblanco6164
    @jefeblanco6164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Appreciate this Podcast so much they always help me threw shit

  • @mdaplug5168
    @mdaplug5168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Theo Von , I’m from the uk and I’m a supporter of yours. Simple.

  • @robertdotson1467
    @robertdotson1467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "In Japan that's like buyin somebody a scarf." Hahahahah Theo is on fire on this one.

  • @tylerdixon3290
    @tylerdixon3290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    29:12 this moment here is so underrated. reminds of the the don't you wish you could do anything kid trying to spit out a sentence lmao

  • @corythecarry5831
    @corythecarry5831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "If they were alive and suffering youd shoot em in the leg" lmfaoooo that would just hurt it more

    • @michaelsnyder8661
      @michaelsnyder8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cory The Carry too much time in the city lol

    • @jayden7170
      @jayden7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha he is a comic come on y’all it went RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD

  • @maffil356
    @maffil356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Theo: "Look at lee BOI. I love Lee dude. If I could fuckin have if I had a little bit of a Lee man that I could take with me and I could keep somewhere in a little like a wheelbarrow but for Lee's? I'd put Lee in there BRUH"
    Lee: "Sounds nice thank you."
    Theo: "Yeah and pillows in there too I aint just putting you in there on the metal like some people would do."
    When I heard this I had to go back so many times haha how has Theo come up with that?!

  • @TrevRevlin
    @TrevRevlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I never thought I'd be taking health and lifestyle advice from Joey Diaz but here I am ✍🏻

    • @NR-gp2il
      @NR-gp2il 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sleep apnea mask

  • @RyT33
    @RyT33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably the most honest podcast on the Church i was not ready for. Damn

  • @andoni560
    @andoni560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I believe Joey Diaz has the best intros and promos I genuinely enjoy listening to them

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Did Theo grow up in Sunnyvale trailer park?

  • @Dozier717
    @Dozier717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My boy calling Lee a "Prison ham" had me balling

  • @zackfranklin6912
    @zackfranklin6912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Dang was Unc really mad at Theo about the Chelsea Handler thing? He said "Quit trying to be funny". I've never seen him react like that.

    • @gorgolbutt
      @gorgolbutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Zack
      What time doe?

    • @J_ay_Z
      @J_ay_Z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah I thought that was funny lol I get that reaction from friends a lot when I keep pushing. Theo just replies slyly "I'm not" haha it wasgreat

    • @zackfranklin6912
      @zackfranklin6912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gorgolbutt like 1hr 18 min.

    • @gorgolbutt
      @gorgolbutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zack
      Thx. Damn, he went to town tryna get a lady give up tail. I just talk nice for a minute or two, and that's usually all it takes. We all different i guess... ; )

    • @sevtosaze
      @sevtosaze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Naa, he was just saying to Theo "speak your mind, don't gotta mask it under comedy or being nice, just tell it like it is.." "if she was a bitch or you don't think highly of her, let er rip and tell it how ya feel"

  • @kevinsherrow5713
    @kevinsherrow5713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing theo take criticism the way he did. Shows his character. Wasn't offended, wasn't pissy, he was taking it all in. This is truly a video of a professor of sorts passing the knowledge of a true comedian. This is what I take from this.

  • @elmerofairo
    @elmerofairo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's refreshing that the Theo podcasts are basically just three way conversations.

  • @mikoyanig5512
    @mikoyanig5512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The way Joey pronounce pierogis is hilarious. However I’m glad he’s showing love for the Polish food

    • @beautynotstatic2419
      @beautynotstatic2419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pedaheh.

    • @mikoyanig5512
      @mikoyanig5512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beautynotstatic2419 that’s the Ukrainian way to pronounce it

    • @beautynotstatic2419
      @beautynotstatic2419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikoyanig5512 And how my French-Canadian Grandmother pronounce it. Thunder Bay loves their pierogies!

  • @tommydavidson4608
    @tommydavidson4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lee: I'm 30
    Theo: I thought you were 19
    Lmao

  • @deanobrien2021
    @deanobrien2021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Theo's reaction to Lee's age killed me 😂

  • @fredfreddy1502
    @fredfreddy1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Joey Diaz. The stories and the truth about life. I did time and was a heroin addict. I'm clean from smack now and feel great. I smoke weed, drink here and there, shrooms occasionally. Whenever I feel down and out I go to the Church of Happenings!

  • @Michael-jr5ie
    @Michael-jr5ie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    25:25 Joey describing the guy from his childhood, and Theo just says “not Samuel huh?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @SmokinJokin40
    @SmokinJokin40 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Please go back to the old camera / seating arrangement!

  • @mykillmatic
    @mykillmatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hondurans will walk 30 hours in a 24 hour day" - Theo lmfao

  • @hunchoboss617
    @hunchoboss617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lmaoooooo “ around the holidays bruh?” 💀💀💀

  • @dcac6237
    @dcac6237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo and Joey, the best story tellers in the comedy game. Hands down.

  • @LocaalDent
    @LocaalDent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear, the most subtly hilarious thing Theo does is end every other sentence with “i think” 😂😂

  • @SAPD
    @SAPD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:23:45 So, Joey's getting a show on Fox? I guess that was meant to be a secret. Thanks for the info, Theo!

  • @travistravinyle4207
    @travistravinyle4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:10 "take a whiff of that fart, that is tremendous" lmao

  • @PS5Gamez
    @PS5Gamez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Shout out to Lee “Morty from Rick & Morty”

    • @CURLYJAY69
      @CURLYJAY69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's Joey's Morty

    • @denverrandy7143
      @denverrandy7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Oh jeez guys,I mean oh come on guyz,geez louise"

  • @DONTOURAGETV
    @DONTOURAGETV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Lee The Fart Sponge”

  • @MMAJoeyHateClub1409
    @MMAJoeyHateClub1409 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Who’s watching this in 2086?

  • @dustyrhodes1655
    @dustyrhodes1655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo Von "that fart had breast milk in it"......2018 podcast quote of the year

  • @Cheeseboardv
    @Cheeseboardv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Theo is my spirt animal. My guide. My teacher. My best friend. My fucking legend.

  • @Unseen_Hejcior
    @Unseen_Hejcior ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In Japan it's like buying someone a scarf... this man's brain works in a unique way.

  • @MobilityX
    @MobilityX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the way Joey always hustles for his advertisers - true pro!

  • @madsxaeaii9373
    @madsxaeaii9373 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂lee let 29 Joey farts go by before freaking out on 30😂😂❤bwaaahahaa

  • @patriotsarego9671
    @patriotsarego9671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn this is one of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard.

  • @EdwardBerryy
    @EdwardBerryy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4am and I'm watching Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt and Theo Von before work. Hell yea. I start my day listening to the Misfits while I make the coffee then I continue with the podcast here. Hehehehe

  • @Mikehowarth1988
    @Mikehowarth1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm not saying that they're black or anything like that I'm just saying that they happen to be black when you see em. Lmao it's already a great Wednesday.

    • @guykittredge7510
      @guykittredge7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it may be true,in California there are black bears that usually are brown or cinnamon colored ,not to be confused with the California brown bear which is a bigger more aggressive critter

    • @SunshineStrickland
      @SunshineStrickland 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy Kittredge “California brown bear” nigga you mean grizzly bear?

    • @seancrutcher525
      @seancrutcher525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SunshineStrickland haha

  • @MattDillon188
    @MattDillon188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “You should do that as a school project Lee” -Joey
    “Are you in school Lee?”- Theo
    “No” - Lee

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “They got goldfish, I want you to poison them too.”😂😲