Things in Minecraft that make NO sense!

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  • Things in Minecraft that make NO sense! Grian lists all the things that don't make much sense in Minecraft.. Logic goes out the window sometimes in exchange for gameplay - I thought it would be funny to share my observations with you!
    The examples in this video are from Java Minecraft only.
    #minecraft
    Thank you to DomRao, Spring, Oculism, Jbip for their suggestions for this video!
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  • @kevinward4425
    @kevinward4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    7:45 Grain: “What do they need all this size for!?”
    Also Grain: builds two enormous mansions, builds a skyscraper while purchasing an equally as large skyscraper.

    • @ZachManSM
      @ZachManSM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You know what else doesn’t make sense?
      Who this GRAIN character is!

    • @samgames5681
      @samgames5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also the barge

    • @dwigjoy5876
      @dwigjoy5876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who in the world in Grain?

    • @sreejasunil8043
      @sreejasunil8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Griannn ITS GRIAN

    • @mrsussy69420
      @mrsussy69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ZachManSM Grain is Grian's Merch/Bread which he showed in one of the episodes of Hermitcraft LOL

  • @NO_MCCXXII
    @NO_MCCXXII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Me: *walks through berry bush* Ow, that hurts.
    Also me: *walks through rose bush* Ahh, the flowers smell nice.

    • @killerbee.13
      @killerbee.13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Clearly the Minecraft world only has thornless roses (which do exist in real life, but I'm not sure they exist in nature or if we created them through domestication)

    • @appleducky5234
      @appleducky5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@killerbee.13 GMOs in Minecraft confirmed

    • @thetypicaltitan6296
      @thetypicaltitan6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dababycar3304
      @dababycar3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      amogus 😩

    • @Max-zo6rv
      @Max-zo6rv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@dababycar3304 dababy car

  • @carolinepence7565
    @carolinepence7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    For the lead one, I think Mojang wanted it to look like it’s attatched to a belt or something so you can do something else just like in real life, hence the “going into the side of the player”

    • @Exclus1ve_barbie
      @Exclus1ve_barbie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah its cuz its in ur pocket cuz ur pocket is ur inventory

    • @mirandaaus688
      @mirandaaus688 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dano4955 man, I was completely happy believing it was attached to my waist until you said that... If I attached my dogs leash to my head, I'd be dead 😂💀

    • @aashizplanet7513
      @aashizplanet7513 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think It is just cause animating it to be in a moving hand is annoying

  • @Ghost_Riley_TF141
    @Ghost_Riley_TF141 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    and to note, if you throw an item, youre shrinking it *atomically* which means if you have something heavy enough, you can create a black hole

  • @reemottes8695
    @reemottes8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Grian-"an absolutely enormous house for such a tiny thing"
    Also Grian- live in a giant mansion

    • @ACallahan36
      @ACallahan36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True

    • @vioxydew
      @vioxydew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      which he never built the back of

    • @muffy4671
      @muffy4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This sounds like something Scar would say to Bdubs lol

    • @matissepyfferoen7998
      @matissepyfferoen7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @lenazeeuww3668
      @lenazeeuww3668 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE
      yes, you are so right

  • @ghost_exe
    @ghost_exe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "And look at the pillager's house! Look at the size for such a tiny thing to live in!"
    Grian's mansion:

    • @khionniej0842
      @khionniej0842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL I didn't even think of this!🤣

    • @johnmall9318
      @johnmall9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was looking to see if someone said it...

    • @SoneNando
      @SoneNando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least the back of the illagers actually exists

    • @jmrs_
      @jmrs_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Maple'D nope, its for the other illagers (evokers, vindicators, vexes)

    • @markshaw8774
      @markshaw8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Maple'D its is a pilliger house or mansion

  • @officialcrypticwarlock7319
    @officialcrypticwarlock7319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Here's another one.
    When you place a bucket of water, it spreads out and can create hundreds of blocks of water. It can go on forever! But when you pick up a tiny bit of that water, only one block, it all disappears.

    • @breawen
      @breawen ปีที่แล้ว

      well, height limit exists so "forever" is wrong

    • @jillhanschen6590
      @jillhanschen6590 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Water weirdness has always been an issue since the beginning. Try playing pre-classic where water filled up every hole it could find.

  • @KrazyCrafter421
    @KrazyCrafter421 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I feel like the water thing might be because, in earlier versions. Water wouldn’t save you, but if you swam in it for too long and touched the ground(even at 1 block deep), you would take fall damage, sometimes even enough to kill you due to the game thinking you were falling. They fixed this bug, by making water stop fall damage. They likely could change it now, but the public outcry would be insane

  • @Auzathoth
    @Auzathoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Eating when walking: woah now, gotta slow down. Eating when climbing a ladder with a shield in your off-hand: No problemo.

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao. XD

    • @akaNave
      @akaNave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i made my 1st minecraft video, its funny and you will like it, trust me, if u dont leave constructive criticism if u do like it subscribe because there more where that came from

    • @Anonymous4045
      @Anonymous4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@akaNave literally no one cares when they check the replies of this comment, someone else’s vid is not your advert space

    • @huddo92
      @huddo92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@akaNave I quite liked the video but as the person above me said, don’t use other people’s TH-cam to advertise your own, just keep doing what your doing and you’ll be good

    • @cadenplayzyt1
      @cadenplayzyt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like this goes along with having to slow down to eat food on a boat in Minecraft as well....

  • @thicccudon782
    @thicccudon782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    The fact that you can both open a shulker box and a lift yourself with its lid while standing on it. But, to open a chest with a cat on it is a herculean feat.

    • @teganvought1248
      @teganvought1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      I mean, a CAT is sitting on the chest! Are you going to be the one to disturb it? :P Plus, shulker boxes are magic and magic can explain anything. :P

    • @vikingphoenix8578
      @vikingphoenix8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Also, can't open a chest if there is a full block above it. But another chest above it, sure you can open the bottom one.

    • @JasonBason
      @JasonBason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      We don’t wanna wake them 🥺🥺

    • @superslimanoniem4712
      @superslimanoniem4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      We just like cats and don't want to bother them, so what?

    • @akunekochan
      @akunekochan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      How dare you disturb the cat you heartless! (Jk)

  • @cottagegoth
    @cottagegoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    actually the stonecutter one does kinda make sense. i do a little bit of stonework (faceting specifically), and the blades that are used to pre-form the stone before you start the rough cutting are a lot safer than blades that are meant to cut other materials. because they aren't serrated, they don't hurt if you touch them. the saw kinda works like a really narrow belt grinder. the diamond grit on the sawblade sands down a very thin (less than 3 millimeters ) section of the rock until it splits. so as long as you don't force your finger into the blade, it's pretty safe.

  • @jemleighton-scholes481
    @jemleighton-scholes481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm sure lots of people have commented this but just in case, there's actually a cool thing with the quazi connectivity thing, where pistons only 'check' whether they are powered if you give them a block update, such as placing/destroying a block next to them. That means you can power them like you did at 1:26 and then break the redstone block and since it hasn't received a block update, it stays extended!

  • @mrsparx7214
    @mrsparx7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5491

    “It doesn’t make sense how all of these pillagers can live in a huge mansion!”
    *Grian casually living in a massive mansion alone*

    • @mattb7517
      @mattb7517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      speaking of the mansion it doesn't make sense how from certain angles it appears to be floating

    • @srn7707
      @srn7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mattb7517 😂😂

    • @respectrealperson290
      @respectrealperson290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Reality people have all sizes of living space including none in a building, games can mimic reality; or not. Us humans relate ideas that we want to go beyond our environment/social interaction/ideas, but in reality we often can not comprehend beyond what we have lived in reality.

    • @willwill419
      @willwill419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @pentaclepeople5653
      @pentaclepeople5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattb7517 lmao

  • @tierelantijn
    @tierelantijn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8012

    At least the pillagers finished the back of their ridiculously large mansion. 🙃

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast ปีที่แล้ว +7

    About the magna block, presumably the stones are not hot. Walking or running will have you step into the lava streams, but sneaking allows you to be careful and only step on the rocks.

  • @catherinestickels2591
    @catherinestickels2591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I remember back when you needed up to 3 blocks of water to break your fall depending on the height. I was so confused when that changed and I first saw people doing mlg water buckets from crazy heights lol

  • @Camoomc
    @Camoomc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    the fact that you can eat an entire cake faster than you can eat an apple is also a bit strange...

    • @Davis...
      @Davis... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      _FAT MAN_

    • @Camoomc
      @Camoomc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Davis... SO FAT

    • @wargeneral0659
      @wargeneral0659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Camoomc Very FAATT

    • @StoriesUnshown
      @StoriesUnshown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wargeneral0659 EXTREMELY FAT

    • @fireboat9063
      @fireboat9063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait...
      Empty hunger bar + bloody A70 + cake = faht

  • @trombonesectionbestsection9935
    @trombonesectionbestsection9935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Grian:So much space for such a little thing
    Grian's mansion: ...

    • @HamsterDans72
      @HamsterDans72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He doesnt live alone. He has the villagers for trades

    • @namonamc
      @namonamc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, you gotta make space for those diamond chandeliers

    • @annonomus1439
      @annonomus1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HamsterDans72 neither do the Pillagers

    • @disisblob1289
      @disisblob1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @twix8644
      @twix8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was literally about to post this myself, but i saw u already commented on it.

  • @Thewondernoodle
    @Thewondernoodle ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There's also the fact that gravel and lanterns, which are both non floaty blocks, if placed correctly together can float.

  • @fluffysylveon
    @fluffysylveon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Well actually, I'm pretty sure that pillager houses are so big because all of them live in one house.

  • @jang7617
    @jang7617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    One thing that doesn’t make sense to me is that if you use looting on a chicken, it will give you more than one of the chickens body

    • @lukenicholas7697
      @lukenicholas7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait...

    • @qube7590
      @qube7590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah it just duplicates it’s self when it dies🤨😂

    • @Kyp0s
      @Kyp0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @arushwildwin
      @arushwildwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MY MIND JUST EXPLODED🤯

    • @snoop6
      @snoop6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @marafortune3713
    @marafortune3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    You just know that Grian's disappointment over the dying chicken on a campfire not dropping a cooked chicken was inspired by the farm he built for Zedaph

  • @OHOHOHOOHOHOOOHOOHOHO
    @OHOHOHOOHOHOOOHOOHOHO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Grian: pillager houses are to big how needs that much space!?
    Also grian: **builds mountain, castles, futuristic skyscraper, and massive rocks floating in the sky**

  • @cg7407
    @cg7407 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:06 the lapis lazuli is consumed to add a layer of enchanting on top of the blade, stronger enchants require more lapis obviously (and more experience to even apply the enchantment, thats why only 3 levels are used but 30 are required (in the case of max enchanting)). Thats why it is easily scraped off using a grindstone.
    Edit: This is also what makes the tools and armor glow afterwards.

    • @leobiggs8653
      @leobiggs8653 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's a really cool way to interpret it, definitely how I will perceive enchantments from now on

    • @irishmanfromengland25
      @irishmanfromengland25 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that... makes sense, actually. maybe it's even inlaid onto the items in like, carved runes, a little like norse magik.

  • @Snukkuri
    @Snukkuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    "We need to talk about the strength of Wheat"
    We know Grain, you are strong.

  • @d3von443
    @d3von443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    “If a chicken dies, on a literal campfire...”
    *flashbacks to zedaphs chicken farm intensify*

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's probably why he put it there...

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@memelyshorts643 ok then

    • @LiliannEnder
      @LiliannEnder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@memelyshorts643 ok then

    • @WetSquidy5
      @WetSquidy5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@memelyshorts643 ok then

    • @maylaniellar9971
      @maylaniellar9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@memelyshorts643 *ok then*

  • @randomksines9888
    @randomksines9888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:38 the way you said this one reminded me of those promo trailers for how to train your dragon (the one's where Gobber is talking about some of the different types of dragons) and I love it

  • @TheMNMPig
    @TheMNMPig ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 5:45 the cake, yes. From my 1,5 years of playing Minecraft, I still have no clue where the strawberrys on top of the cake comes from.

    • @user-es2yz2yg3q
      @user-es2yz2yg3q 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The red part of the chicken

  • @maddog1134
    @maddog1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

    You can smelt ancient debris but it doesn’t get burnt in lava. Sense has been achieved

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      tbf, you can get higher tempatures is smelters than lava.

    • @butao5761
      @butao5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ancient Debris can get burned in lava and it doesn't make sense but when you throw a netherite tools or armor it wouldn't

    • @punkyboi7948
      @punkyboi7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So true

    • @thebigcheese8715
      @thebigcheese8715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A furnace can be hotter than lava.

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@butao5761 is that on bedrock? Coz im pretty sure it just floats in lava.

  • @nihitkhunteta6137
    @nihitkhunteta6137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Netherite doesn't gets destroyed in lava, BUT the same netherite kept in shulker box gets destroyed by lava/fire

    • @OVOOLIFE
      @OVOOLIFE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      no more in 1.17

    • @Kyp0s
      @Kyp0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OVOOLIFE rlly?

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kyp0s yes

    • @electrodragonpoop2152
      @electrodragonpoop2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's changing in 1.17 though

    • @Falcon532.
      @Falcon532. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can throw a bucket of lava into a disappearing lava flow and it burns the bucket full of lava to nothing

  • @theabros2670
    @theabros2670 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grian : Why do they need such a huge MANSION!?
    Also Grian in hermitcraft s7 : And the mansion is complete

  • @trickedandtrolled
    @trickedandtrolled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Here's a little Minecraft history:
    The score seen when you die dates back all the way to 2009 classic survival test. This very old series of versions had a more arcade-like gameplay, where you would gain score by killing the mobs that spawned randomly. The score didn't do anything, it was just a number. When you died, your total score would be shown, and your only options were to generate a new world or load an existing save (they were online saves back then). Score was removed in Indev.
    Also, did you know that only in survival test, creepers actually attacked you instead of exploding, and they only exploded when they died? Crazy stuff.

    • @lolicanadian
      @lolicanadian ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see!
      Also, items back then only dropped when a block was destroyed by an explosion, and _all_ of them dropped when a creeper exploded.

  • @dtimer319
    @dtimer319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "This is the most aggressive block in the game!"
    Iskall: *Looks at diorite.

    • @max_cyclopse5489
      @max_cyclopse5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      u mean bird poop?

    • @stephensingh6404
      @stephensingh6404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iskal has joined chat

    • @joeridumortier65
      @joeridumortier65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mojang: adds acid to the game bc lava no longer can destroy everything.

  • @7b22eeshandubey6
    @7b22eeshandubey6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    The fact that Ancient Debris can't melt in lava but melts in like 5 or 3 seconds in a blast furnace or furnace is also a bit STRANGE..

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment lmao. I didn’t even think about that!

    • @jay31wildcats19
      @jay31wildcats19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya I agree

    • @ianchad7199
      @ianchad7199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just build different bud

    • @jay31wildcats19
      @jay31wildcats19 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianchad7199 IM BUILT DIFFERENT

    • @chregig7967
      @chregig7967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if said Furnace is powered by Lava

  • @meowsforlife2179
    @meowsforlife2179 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fence has a hit box bigger than it is to keep you from jumping it. The reason the carpet trick works again is hitboxes but restricting yourself to a 1x2 space makes it so you can't move up and over it. Probably won't be "fixed" cause it's to much work to account every scenario

  • @ethanh.8079
    @ethanh.8079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A cauldron can save your fall, you’ll need to be super precise with the landing!

  • @ur_mom_is_so_fat
    @ur_mom_is_so_fat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    Yall are thinking about this while steve can handle not sleeping for an infinite amount of nights like bruh

    • @garrettmelvin2257
      @garrettmelvin2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Y’all thinking about that while Steve can live for an infinite amount of time like bruh

    • @peripheralzx11
      @peripheralzx11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@garrettmelvin2257 lol imagine they added Alzheimer’s to minecraft.
      That would be terrifying now that I think about it

    • @gringo335
      @gringo335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@garrettmelvin2257 Steve died of Dysentery

    • @unregistered1268
      @unregistered1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      U people get to sleep? Bruh its 2am rn too

    • @boaldM
      @boaldM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Theory : phantoms are Steve's hallucinations from not sleeping

  • @amankikani4354
    @amankikani4354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I was confused why the stonecutter didnt deal damage for a while. Then I realised that all of the villagers would die if there was something in the village that did damage on its own

    • @brickbot2.038
      @brickbot2.038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the exact reason why Mojang didn't make them deal damage.
      Although in taiga villages, there are campfires, but I guess villagers aren't attracted to campfires like they are to stone cutters.

    • @abdurehmanmalik808
      @abdurehmanmalik808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@brickbot2.038 All of the Taiga Villagers end up getting stuck in those trapdoor box things anyways.

    • @ctom4242
      @ctom4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They could have just programmed villagers to not want to walk on top of those blocks. Heck they could apply that to all workspace blocks. It never really made sense for them to climb up onto lecturns and whatnot. They already have certain mobs coded to not walk across certain types of blocks, wouldn't have been hard.

    • @CJgreencheetah
      @CJgreencheetah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are berry bushes, though. They do damage.

    • @cyp8551
      @cyp8551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ctom4242 all villagers walk on their work block when they get their job it would be weird if masons didn't

  • @ArronAnims
    @ArronAnims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    About the Stonecutter:
    Being that stonecutters are designed to cut stone, and not skin like most blades, it's actually fairly dull. So it wouldn't do much if you ran your hand across a stonecutter irl, either

    • @doodlecaboodle9298
      @doodlecaboodle9298 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it would still hurt you pretty badly...
      tf?

    • @Ray-jz3os
      @Ray-jz3os ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doodlecaboodle9298 no the saw is only meant for stone so like bacon would not get sliced and it would not hurt much

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:51 Actually, the reason for that is because it's supposed to be like you're stepping carefully on the rocks so you're feet don't touch the lava (though... in real life it probably still would hurt).

  • @dalmatinac_
    @dalmatinac_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    A small bottle of honey: restores 3 hunger bars
    A big chug of milk: restores zero hunger bars

    • @penguinstarlette4028
      @penguinstarlette4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It makes up for the nasty sound of drinking honey

    • @vrplay9627
      @vrplay9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@memelyshorts643 it sucks

    • @niklasmijer7089
      @niklasmijer7089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@memelyshorts643 your right, it does

    • @crazypineapples8997
      @crazypineapples8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grian: If I missed anything, tell me in the comments.
      Me: MineCraft in general :P

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memelyshorts643 okay

  • @WRPBullet
    @WRPBullet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    “Redstone, it just doesn’t make any sense”
    *Mumbo has entered the discord chat*

    • @ShevkoMore
      @ShevkoMore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "It's quite simple actually"
      A few seconds of realising the question...
      And he starts asking questions himself

    • @WRPBullet
      @WRPBullet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ShevkoMore Don’t forget “It’s pants”

    • @SimplyFizz
      @SimplyFizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Mumbo just joined. Let's hope they bought pizza!"

    • @bladedsilver2923
      @bladedsilver2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll get the popcorn if someone else gets the drinks 😂

    • @Cap_In_The_Chat
      @Cap_In_The_Chat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShevkoMore
      Remembers the question "Why cobble here?"
      🤔😐

  • @ehit9620
    @ehit9620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grian: Insults a pillager mansion.
    Also Grian: Let’s build a Mega Base on Hermitcraft and only use a few rooms.

  • @coolgrassblocks6754
    @coolgrassblocks6754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just saw this, but Grian hates floating trees so much, that between the cuts in the intro, he actually replaced the log he broke

  • @SparklyAndClean
    @SparklyAndClean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    He didn’t even mention the fact that when you make a cake it’s decorated without even having to add anything extra

    • @jayglenn837
      @jayglenn837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You don't cook bread either lol

    • @jackeag4295
      @jackeag4295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The icing is At least fair enough, with three buckets of milk on top

    • @sophie-pm5qu
      @sophie-pm5qu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi

    • @geometrywarrior4882
      @geometrywarrior4882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what happens to the bucket after you make the cake???

    • @serd_
      @serd_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@geometrywarrior4882 you just get the bucket back. 6:03

  • @enderbandit1325
    @enderbandit1325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    "you can milk cows infinitely" well that, and the fact that minecraft buckets have been worked out to hold 800+ litres

    • @jerich0hdeer
      @jerich0hdeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE Thanks a million for your insight. "🏝 🏝", wow! Couldn't have put it better myself.

    • @silverlight1087
      @silverlight1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jesus Christ now the robots are on grians channel, why are they everywhere

    • @therobbu
      @therobbu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A cake with 2400+ liters of milk?
      **SEEMS LEGIT**

    • @Leyfindrake
      @Leyfindrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk why you would say 800+ since it's actually exactly 1000 litres

    • @florianpol1551
      @florianpol1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Leyfindrake It isn’t exactly 1000 litres as that would be a full block and (the top layer of) water doesn’t fill the full block

  • @minecraft13341
    @minecraft13341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:56 the quick mention of a return of dom is great

  • @Tuenai1
    @Tuenai1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I know this video is like 2.3 years old or whatever, but i was bored and i wanted to create logic for these, even if it's just pulling it out of my bum
    1. Lava-proof bucket burning in lava - the inside is lava proof, the outside isn't (ignore the fact that lava's dripping out of it on the sprite)
    2. Redstone powering a block away - the block drips powder onto the block below it
    3. Cactus being better than lava at destroying the hardest substances - items are allergic to cacti
    4. Leads not being in your hand - the leads are supposed to be attached to a belt, since you can still hold other items while the lead is attached
    5. The saw doesn't deal damage - it's a paper saw
    6. Anvil block doesn't float but the item does - what did you expect when you turn a block into something that's 1/10 the size?
    7. Disenchant items by grinding it off - you engrave words into the item to enchant it, so you can grind down the item to destroy the words
    8. Animals don't drop cooked food by dying on campfires - the fire isn't hot enough, which is why it takes a considerable amount of time to cook food on it
    9. Score - it's your experience bar.... that's... that's it...
    10. Carpets get destroyed by water, pressure plates don't - hey buddy it's wood
    11. Fish entities don't get caught by a fishing rod, rather a bucket - the ones you see swimming around evolved to be more than just items, they're aware of the rod and actively avoid it
    12. Water breaking your fall with a single block - okay for this one i want to point out that "you'd expect at least 2 blocks to break your fall" isn't real at all, since i believe water irl would make the fall worse than if you were to just land on the ground, but for the sake of minecraft i'll just say that they needed a way to break falls and water is the consistent way to do that in video games
    13. Baking a cake with the crafting table - what we do with the crafting table results in enough force and heat to just bake stuff, and the furnace kinda just blasts things into the next century with heat.
    14. Glass not being insta-mineable with haste 2 - it's laminated glass
    15. Pillagers getting a mansion while villagers get a normal house - this actually has a really cool lore reason that I don't want to type out here but I believe there's a game theory or 2 on it
    16. Dripleaves don't fall when stuff like anvils are on them - blocks aren't entities
    17. Cobwebs taking longer to punch than trees - it's an entire cubic meter of SPIDER WEB. the stuff that has stronger tensile strength than steel
    18. We can "fly" up waterfalls - it's called swimming grian, the player is a gold medal winning olympic swimmer
    19. Sitting in a boat negates fall damage, while standing doesn't - it's the jumping in an elevator theory, if you're in the air upon impact you're taking the amount of fall damage you'd take if you were just jumping off, meanwhile being grounded, whatever's beneath you will absorb a lot of the impact
    20. Crops don't get trampled by anvils/sand, but they do by players - have you seen how much the player eats?
    21. Crouching on coals don't hurt - it's the careful foot placement which actually works irl! other commenters mentioned it and apparently the mythbusters did a thingy on it
    22. Cows don't run out of milk - yeah neither do i
    23. You can bounce off of slime vertically but not horizontally - it's like a spring, it only squishes one way
    24. Water in cauldrons kill while it otherwise doesn't - the cauldron's made of iron you're still falling on iron
    25. Endermen are fine with water cauldrons - the endermen only get hurt when there's a specific volume of water, like how we can ingest small amounts of poison but a lot of it is a no go
    26. Can't walk through a 2x1 gap where the bottom block is replaced with a gate - the player is like 1.8 blocks tall or something around there, and gates/fences are 1.5 blocks tall. so the gap in reality is 1.5 blocks
    27. Pots float but lanterns break when the block under them breaks - clay is strong man what can i say
    there. now they make sense, for the most part.

  • @sheep5064
    @sheep5064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    *People complaining about logic in java edition *
    Bedrock,at the corner of the hall,lighting a cigarrete with the eyes covered by a black hat:
    "Oh,those little,cute innocent childrens..."

    • @appleducky5234
      @appleducky5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bedrock doesn't have quasi connectivity!!!!!

    • @appleducky5234
      @appleducky5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      so when I play java/old console and see one of my pistons activated for no reason. lose my mind for hours figuring out how this happened.

    • @yes5560
      @yes5560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@appleducky5234 in bedrock, you can place a block underneath a block ur standing on

    • @yes5560
      @yes5560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@appleducky5234 in bedrock, you can catch fire from lava even when you’re not touching it

    • @core3481
      @core3481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man I have only played minectaft on the switch or Xbox. I have this super high end pc. But my dad won't let me use the internet. Even if I offered to split the bill with him. :( (the internet sucks where I live and we only have one internet provider [gci] ) and they charge you out the a$$ for data usage.

  • @tronmanthing5680
    @tronmanthing5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    Ancient debris. Doesnt smelt by lava, but EASILY gets smelted by a furnace.

    • @Mikemk_
      @Mikemk_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Including a furnace heated by lava

    • @Michael-dd8ml
      @Michael-dd8ml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Also Cactuses

    • @lle333
      @lle333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It also die bc cactus

    • @JR_1405
      @JR_1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, confuseon! Lol

    • @doktorsalami9315
      @doktorsalami9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Quite possible actually. Coke ovens get hotter than lava.

  • @arnaldotirado2169
    @arnaldotirado2169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grian: Why does Minecraft need a score? There’s no goal!
    Ender Dragon: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Luna.ne26
    @Luna.ne26 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Statues, BATTLE ARENAS, dining and bed rooms, farms and prisons - that’s what pillagers need all this space for

  • @Hopitti
    @Hopitti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Can we just talk about how you can fish pretty much ANYTHING from a SINGLE hole filled with water, Or the fact that water just suddenly appears in a stone wall out of nowhere and forms a waterfall

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Second one is hilarious thanks

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I caught some leather boots while fishing yesterday and then a tropical fish that I don’t think I can cook.

    • @zemrocku1287
      @zemrocku1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dr.floridamanphd Tropical Fish don’t even Normally Live in said Water Location

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aquafers exist irl

    • @saynator
      @saynator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOu can't fisch any treasure in a 1x1.

  • @skipthetutorial
    @skipthetutorial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15505

    Grian: these things make no sense
    *cut to bedrock edition where you can die just... because*

    • @williamdorfer7748
      @williamdorfer7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

      Well sometimes you’ve just displeased the gods in some arbitrary way

    • @aeighti3ee114
      @aeighti3ee114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      Skip The Tutorial out here commenting on Grian's video. Interesting...

    • @Anthonydoesstuffx
      @Anthonydoesstuffx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      hi lol

    • @sboeke
      @sboeke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Solid videos my guy

    • @shannonparsons1213
      @shannonparsons1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      hello I have been watching your vids for a while

  • @Thor4Mayor
    @Thor4Mayor ปีที่แล้ว

    Grain: These are things that don’t make sense in the world of Minecraft.
    Also Grain: proceeds to say things that make sense in Minecraft.

  • @janwithbanan
    @janwithbanan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:31 funny thing is, this used to be the case in the alpha version of the game, where you'd need 2 blocks of water to break your fall

  • @glowsquid1298
    @glowsquid1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "And I'll see you in the *next episode* "
    He has recorded far too much hermitcraft I see

    • @hannamihaly2381
      @hannamihaly2381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or there are too much things in minecraft that doesen't make sense and he wants to do more episodes 😂

    • @teabag6509
      @teabag6509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi glow squid im big fan lol

  • @jamesknipe3439
    @jamesknipe3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Grian complaining about pillagers having a whole mansion me just thinking about hermitcraft season 7

    • @idkwhattoputhere7669
      @idkwhattoputhere7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @teteria8414
      @teteria8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ep 1 complete 3 × 3 Base done!

    • @stellamuune
      @stellamuune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he doesn't have a whole mansion. he's still missing the back

    • @abdulazez3074
      @abdulazez3074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      welp grian is a pillager i guess

  • @felixrowan3740
    @felixrowan3740 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    One thing I have always wondered: Why does it take 6 full blocks to make only two trapdoors, the equivalent of half a block? :p
    If I were to change it, I would make it so that it required just two adjacent blocks to make at leasat 3 trapdoors, like with carpets. In my opinion, that would make a lot more sense. Obviously there's inconsistencies with crafting recipes, but this one always makes me run out of wood! xD

  • @Dank_Knight-gs8pl
    @Dank_Knight-gs8pl ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:03 in bedrock it is in our head

  • @luek
    @luek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Real fans know Grian’s personal grudge with campfires not giving cooked chicken

    • @randomstuffishere5871
      @randomstuffishere5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Flaskbacks of hermitcraft big base swap intensifies

    • @blazethegamer_
      @blazethegamer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yup,Grian not being able to make the chicken farm in Zedaph's base caused him to share this.

    • @enzosteiger8054
      @enzosteiger8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

    • @cornerfluff
      @cornerfluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats a "real fan" . Your making it sound like people who only like him and havent seen every video are fake fans and muuuuch worse. No. A fan is a fan.

  • @poultryman1005
    @poultryman1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Carpet:decorative
    Pressure plate:does red stone
    This is literally Grian and Mumbo

    • @Natural_Power
      @Natural_Power 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      With the Premmise being Grian's easily taken out and Mumbo's just ignored?

    • @pageturner2958
      @pageturner2958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean Carpet and Pressure Plate, who are these Grians and Mumbos?

    • @eboyicecream1305
      @eboyicecream1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Natural_Power I think the premise is grian builds and mumbo does redefine but that’s just me

  • @blane-pizzaking-crews6960
    @blane-pizzaking-crews6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In bedrock there is a small chance that a fish can grab onto your fishing rod, so a bucket isn't the only option, but it is definitely the better one

  • @philipgelderblom6878
    @philipgelderblom6878 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:25 My theory is that enchantments are like runes that you carve into your tool that you can scrape off

  • @Jay-nh6um
    @Jay-nh6um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    9:51 This might blow some minds:
    You don't take damage while crouching over magma blocks because you're taking the time to step on the rocks. While walking or running, you end up stepping on the lava and taking damage.

    • @pageturner2958
      @pageturner2958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought so too

    • @GodsBoss
      @GodsBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly my thoughts, too. The texture looks like colder stone parts with tiny lava streams between them. When crouching, you take your time carefully avoiding the hot parts, stepping only on the colder (probably still warm) spots.

    • @RadioactiWeONE
      @RadioactiWeONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this

    • @asparagus420
      @asparagus420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but then you look up what lava and magma are in real life and compare it to the game... just a bit flippy floppy

    • @jyjaeskz
      @jyjaeskz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@asparagus420 but this isn't sbout real life, it works perfectly with minecraft logic

  • @aleksander5823
    @aleksander5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Grian: „why pillagers need such a big house!?”
    Grain’s mansion in Hermicraft:

    • @gracethegoof71
      @gracethegoof71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The bread has a mansion now???

    • @PolluxaC
      @PolluxaC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To add insult to injury, he built a really big mansion that's mostly empty on the inside. At least the illagers have a valid reason (yes, having a whole room to keep a giant cat plushie is totally valid) xD

    • @AzyAzalea
      @AzyAzalea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who is this grain character?

    • @seriouslolos2675
      @seriouslolos2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This cracked me up!

    • @Arthur_Morgan_from_Ohio
      @Arthur_Morgan_from_Ohio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      COPY WHY DO YOU GET 60+ BY COPING

  • @boxedcheese1
    @boxedcheese1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grian:doesn't make sence
    Redstoners:let's sit down and talk about budding

  • @SlayingPotato
    @SlayingPotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grian: *is on 3rd point*
    Also grian: *Already has mental breakdown*

  • @shanechurilla
    @shanechurilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “We need to talk about the relative strength of wheat”
    Grain, 2021

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Green

    • @thejackasaur1168
      @thejackasaur1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who’s this Grain character?! 🤣

    • @rona6177
      @rona6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      g r a i n

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i see 69 likes, cant like. someone else will ruin

    • @joeridumortier65
      @joeridumortier65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just saying, the game is telling you to look after yourself, bc you weigh more than a stack of anvils.

  • @Hewego
    @Hewego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Walking on COAL is less painful if u go slow in real life. If u jump your feet are sinking into the burned coal, but going slow u walk on cold ashes

    • @sealdraws1984
      @sealdraws1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Solo Action its been proven in a Mythbusters episode, one of the cast was hospitalized after running on the coal while being ok from walking on it slowly

    • @LiamDoubleU
      @LiamDoubleU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hewe, what's the chance of me finding your comment

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sealdraws1984, Penn and Teller busted that one as well back in 2003 or 4. They even had a guy do them demonstration and explain why it doesn’t hurt. Same with walking on broken glass and why it’s actually not a big deal to swipe your hands across a white hot chain.
      I miss their show.

    • @Hewego
      @Hewego 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LiamDoubleU It was Destiny!

  • @xdoudahx
    @xdoudahx ปีที่แล้ว

    Grian : the endremans are happy to set in a cauldren full of water
    Endermans : yes , we are :)

  • @Mgojudah
    @Mgojudah ปีที่แล้ว

    Grian: Im talking about the WORLD of minecraft, not real life
    Also grian: now imagine in real life...

  • @masterpiece1817
    @masterpiece1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    To explain shifting on Magma Blocks, it’s because you’re character is taking their time to not step on the glowing hot parts

    • @ev-sb
      @ev-sb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *big brain intensifies*

    • @sunimetime9697
      @sunimetime9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big brain

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the rest is hot too

    • @mistercookboom1899
      @mistercookboom1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! It frustrates me that he didn’t know that.

    • @Gravy215
      @Gravy215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mistercookboom1899 poop

  • @SgtNinjaXII
    @SgtNinjaXII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Things that don't make sense in Minecraft:
    Grian: Enchants stone sword.

  • @violet13x
    @violet13x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know a way to mess with your friends in Minecraft! If your friend has a 2 height space door. Just add a fence under the door and put a carpet on top and then they cant get through lmao

  • @MidnightCraft
    @MidnightCraft 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Here are some other things that make no sense! Oak trees drop apples, irl they drop acorns, if you grow an azalea bush you don't get azalea wood, you get oak wood.

  • @simonebordin6440
    @simonebordin6440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    i like how we skip over the fact that we can carry only 36 leather jackets but at the same time we can also carry a incredible weight of gold or stone like nothing changes

    • @goatgang6461
      @goatgang6461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, you can easily carry 36 leather jackets?

    • @WulfTyger
      @WulfTyger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goatgang6461 37 if you count equipping one.

    • @ghad6799
      @ghad6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      38 if you hold one in the off hand

    • @thelolfaceguy
      @thelolfaceguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then theres the bundles with shulker boxes of leather armor

    • @magicmaster9769
      @magicmaster9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys are thinking small term, theoretically you can have up to 1,027 jackets when using shulker boxes

  • @cornynojohns
    @cornynojohns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Grian: “Pillagers really need a WHOLE MANSION to themselves?!”
    Grian in hermit craft: *has a massive mansion to himself*

    • @krnomzulaft390
      @krnomzulaft390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      grian is a pillager confirmed

    • @BayernFan05
      @BayernFan05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Grian: maybe I am a pillager

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krnomzulaft390 Only Disney villains make songs about stealing things. Grian has a song about stealing doors. Disney villain confirmed!

    • @laoisecrossan5134
      @laoisecrossan5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      grian is a pilleger

  • @shyper17
    @shyper17 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:45 yes. Makes sense irl too, as you need more time to get rid of spider web that sticks to your face than to punch a tree.

  • @Lemon_tea104
    @Lemon_tea104 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:52 You have a tight around your waste and I know this because I've done that in real life and it works when you need to hold something while you're walking your pet

  • @nikolaristicii-9995
    @nikolaristicii-9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    The fact that bees are bigger than parrots or chickens

  • @slap_k_man1862
    @slap_k_man1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    One thing that doesn’t make sense building a mansion just to not do the back side

    • @LCCC16
      @LCCC16 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he did

    • @qwertt14
      @qwertt14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      savage

    • @TannerTani
      @TannerTani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To the top you go!

    • @ampires1641
      @ampires1641 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does this remind me of? Hmmmm

    • @Llamas3112
      @Llamas3112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah

  • @davidgathings4188
    @davidgathings4188 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just watched this video for the 2nd time and I busted out laughing half way through..Grian, keep the good videos coming

  • @Buffbud96
    @Buffbud96 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:29 In a lot of fantasy worlds, enchantments or whatever causes that item to be magical, is actually a for of rune carving on the item, meaning if you scrape that rune off, it can become un-enchanted. (though... more times than not, if something is magical, it cannot be destroyed or damaged by simple means...)

  • @AuraOfANobody
    @AuraOfANobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Okay but I'm losing my mind over the fact that that house in the village straight up spawned inside the walls of the woodland mansion. That's like driving your mobile home through the window of Jeff Bezos's mansion and you both just decide to leave it there.

    • @kenziebalhatchet3918
      @kenziebalhatchet3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think of what the illigers are, they’re cast out villagers so it’s like you cast out a lot of criminals from a town and they go and build a castle ON a house

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I think the theory for magma is that you're being careful and moving slowly, so instead of running across and accidentally stepping on the molten stuff, you're carefully moving across and making sure to only step on the cooler stones instead. Similar to how crouching stops you from falling

    • @pennyflyer1946
      @pennyflyer1946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No actually it's the proper way to walk across hot coals. Mythbusters tested it and talked with people who are trained to walk on hot coals. When you run or walk too quickly you are putting more weight onto the coals and burning yourself faster with the hotter part of the coals if you break them open. Walking slowly and carefully is the proper way to do it

    • @sorrybjoke450
      @sorrybjoke450 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@pennyflyer1946 BRUH THE ROCKS LITERALLY KILL YOU, NOT THE MAGMA

  • @thejaceman8298
    @thejaceman8298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Definitely needs a part 2 video, I'd watch it w/ my friends and we'd definitely get a laugh

  • @jettmckay2985
    @jettmckay2985 ปีที่แล้ว

    G: PILLAGERS DONT NEED A GIANT MANSION
    G meanwhile in hermit craft: LeTs MaKe A GiAnT MaNsIoN ThAt WiLl TaKe ThE EnTiRe SeAsOn!11!!1!11!!!

  • @marangod2347
    @marangod2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I like to think that sneaking over the "hot coals" is just the player revverting to kindergarten and going "don't step on the cracks", thus avoiding said hot cracks

    • @dr.antonius8350
      @dr.antonius8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's a really good way to justify this, Mojang should thank you for this explanation! 😁

    • @ooPRKoo
      @ooPRKoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The way it works in minecraft is the same as in real World. The "trick" Is to walk on ash covered ember not run, bc running will make you dig your feet inside shaking of the ash (which act as an isulation) exposing and covering more of you feet in the actual hot part of the coals.

    • @Hana.Behl-Lecter
      @Hana.Behl-Lecter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ooPRKoo I think Mythbusters even demonstrated this! Super cool.

    • @baranorak4080
      @baranorak4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dr.antonius8350 mojang themselves explained it like that, they said "use frost walker or crouch to walk carefully"

    • @Shashu_the_little_Voidling
      @Shashu_the_little_Voidling 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how I've always seen it.

  • @bubbafett4943
    @bubbafett4943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Walk into some sweet berry bushes, take damage. Walk into a bunch of rose bushes, nothing happens

  • @deeznutz3832
    @deeznutz3832 ปีที่แล้ว

    season 8: I CANT HANDLE SLEEPING
    steve: First time?

  • @rogerxie955
    @rogerxie955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What makes even less sense is the percent of people who watch my videos that arent subscribed" -Grian

  • @brumbeloy
    @brumbeloy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "what do they need all this space for?" *Builds huge mansion in HermitCraft*

  • @dish7877
    @dish7877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    All Grian's shower thoughts caught him in one massive flood

    • @Iestynity
      @Iestynity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was in the shower one day and thought: "hmm, why am I not floating right now?"

    • @maulanaramadhan120
      @maulanaramadhan120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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      livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《
      !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候
      1618758978

    • @MeNotTadget
      @MeNotTadget 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maulanaramadhan120 SHUT UP

    • @TheInauspiciousOre
      @TheInauspiciousOre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MeNotTadget it’s a bot

    • @MeNotTadget
      @MeNotTadget 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheInauspiciousOre ik, I just wanna tell bots to shut up

  • @kathleenking9071
    @kathleenking9071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another weird thing is that if you jump onto a slime block from high up, you take no damage. But, if you happen to be crouching, you die.

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and I vividly remember my middle school gym teacher telling us to bend our knees when landing during our gymnastics unit...
      It's better to crouch when you land because it absorbs more energy. Keep your knees locked irl and you'll end up with broken knees

  • @aidansaris8590
    @aidansaris8590 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Also before the aquatic update, the ocean had nothing but squids, it was also obnoxiously dark

  • @stcm
    @stcm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Falling without a boat? Dead
    Falling in a boat? Okay
    Falling in a boat on fire? Glide down to safety

  • @mrchaos5328
    @mrchaos5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I think of Minecraft as the border between realism and abstract.

    • @christianjonahzapanta6954
      @christianjonahzapanta6954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anime, Cartoon and Game Logics

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christianjonahzapanta6954 Cartoon Logic is usually just alternate physics.
      Game Logic is usually just game mechanics.

    • @christianjonahzapanta6954
      @christianjonahzapanta6954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@driveasandwich6734 yep i agree, and they are both mixed between with a random ratio of realism and abstract

  • @Fifefofum
    @Fifefofum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So for the water bucket mlg one, Steve is theoretically 6” tall, meaning the water is 3 feet, being able to catch your fall (maybe)

  • @Poofy_Gaming
    @Poofy_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “WHY DO THEY NEED THIS MUCH SIZE” -Grian 2021