"Michael jackson is invincible so theres not much we can do there, I'm just gonna focus spongebob" was never a sentence I thought I needed to hear in my life more than now
Salmoling Sebastian They’ve used it to confirm into an fsmash in another video. Technically, they haven’t killed with down b either, but we’re willing to let that slide.
alt alt alt title: 2 monkey evolutions win against other monkey evolutions by using easy strategies that determine victory in a competitive video game for children.
Jacob: I'm innocent, why would the gods forsake me in this game? The countless Timmy's, Brandon's, Anthony's and other 10 year-olds he's infinited after crisping them with PK Fire:
2:21 Lucas is the younger brother getting bullied at school and Min Min is the older sister who took martial arts lessons and is here to beat the shit out of the bullies.
Honestly the Min Min is probably like 6 years old using the cutest character in their opinion and the Lucas is probably the older sibling forced to play with them
16:34 This is absolutely one of the most horrifying discoveries made in Ultimate, now I'm hyped to see Jacob use it in a tournament and popoff over it while losing
You know what I love about jo? He says the most wholesome “Hello” I’ve ever heard at the start of videos, but he’s also the most sadistic nes son,one player I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember him ever being sorry for anything he’s done as ness
"Michael Jackson is invincible so I think I'll just focus Spongebob." Never, not once in my life did I think I'd ever hear those words. But I'm so glad I did.
I haven't experienced the entirety of the lore, but so far at least, this is my favorite Alpharad video. The absurdly powerful mental link between these two sassy lost children is just a joy to watch, and it seems like they come up with a new trick every match. Very fun and hilarious.
I know the answer thing was fun, but are we going to talk about Ganondorf walkin’ in at 5:04? He stepped out of the Drug Store and said “TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!” Little did he know.
Moves Jo and Alpharad killed with in this video: Back Throw Forward Throw Back Air Forward Air Neutral Air Down Air Neutral B Up B Side B Final Smash Forward Smash Down Smash Up smash Up Tilt Grab Release Moves that didn’t kill (that can): Down Throw Up Throw Up Air Down B Down Tilt Forward Tilt Jab 15/22 moves killed with. Our Cause is Just
Fun fact: The BoConcept holds the record for worlds longest couch. At 168 feet long 8 inches, it can seat 104 people *its the ultimate social distancing couch*
@@venuswine9905 Not impossible it does have a limit especially on that stage you easily run away since the stage is long it was simply bad gameplay on there part
When Joe said “We can do it to the AI too?!?” while spamming PK Fire on the Assist Trophy, I thought that they were hitting the Zelda and saying that. It’s still just as true.
Spamming is a valid strategy honestly. If you know how effective the moves are, why not? Not like the salty opponent's experience factors into your fighter's ranking at all.
@@eddiemate Holy shit, you can ANGLE Ness's final smash!? Top 3 in the game without a doubt, probably number 1. Plus, if you're at like 500% PK Fire is actually a KILL move, too broken, best in the game.
One time a guy spiked me when he had one life at 130, te bagged me, It took me down to 4 lives. So after every hit I just t bagged him, that was a good day
This team looks like: -Cancer -Nood girl and dumpling boi -A Karen and her tier-privelaged son -Ram Ram and Spam Spam -PK Meatball -Phineas and Candace -Italian Kid's-cuizine (get it!? Pk freeze, PK fire, and noodle haired ppl) -Mcdonals employees
I just have to say that Jacob and Jo have perfect synergy every time they play a team game. It’s so crazy and every time I watch them my mind is blown.
This was honestly a fantastic video from you. The clips were great, the commentary was hilarious, the editing wasn't that intrusive, the jokes didn't feel forced (which they tend to do every now and then), etc. It's just a plain banger of a video. Also, if you don't mind me asking, can we expect any Alpharad Plus videos in the near future? The channel hasn't uploaded in almost a month, which is a real shame as I was really enjoying the Paper Mario and Custom Collesuem series.
The 3rd team is definitely the older brother (Lucas) trying to carry his younger brother (min min) who think that the newer characters are the strongest ones
I love that they're still saying "did you know that you can angle it?" a whole year after the final smash video.
@CHRISTOPHER TRAN idk probably some eegits trolling.
CHRISTOPHER TRAN cause people need to know
Yeah, it sorta makes me feel bad that they didn’t know this
@@antonywu6672 yea, but did you know that you can angle it?
well as you can see not everybody knows that
"Michael jackson is invincible so theres not much we can do there, I'm just gonna focus spongebob" was never a sentence I thought I needed to hear in my life more than now
Did you always Hope to hear it?
@@aydinanuar8807 never did I know I needed to hear it, but I'm very glad i did
It was Michael Jackson with some kids, of course he's invincible
Ironic that Michael Jackson's album Invincible was the last one he made before he passed away
@Melle C that's an f
I’ve never seen humans with such solid telepathic communication. They aren’t even mentally telling each other what to do, they just KNOW.
It's easy to tell what you guys are doing when you both are only using 1 move
My dude, your comments replies are difficult to believe
Nyebo I’m aware, they are everywhere in this comment section.
THERE USING A NEURO LINK
@@vallisroyeaux4979 Is the michael guy also a bot? i wanna know before i report
“Micheal Jackson is invincible. I’m just going to focus sponge bob.” Alpharad making new statements never before said
"The trainer is too big. Im gonna head west and take out john johnny john john." Ever heard that BEFORE. Lol
I wish I wasnt gogurt go yo yo-yo to the mother of the stork man.
Invincible? That's not what his hospital bed said
"Michael Jackson is invincible" -Alphrad
He accidentally made a reference to his 2001 album. (which is extremely underrated)
*Michael
I don’t think there’s a single Ness move that Joe and Alpha have not killed with thanks to this video
Ness taunt
They killed with friggin GRAB RELEASE 🤣
I genuinely think the only one left is jab
@Alpharad Kill someone with jab and I’ll ask my mom to subscribe
Down tilt.
Salmoling Sebastian They’ve used it to confirm into an fsmash in another video.
Technically, they haven’t killed with down b either, but we’re willing to let that slide.
I don’t think I’ll ever recover from “he’s a shmove criminal”.
I feel bad for the fact that the only two comments you have are from +18 bots...
What is seeex????
@@epekka you better be doing that ironically.
Or else i'll have to banish you to reply hell
@@creator-link Lag.
What did Alpha just fucking say
"This team looks like...."
Answer: "Macaroni mother and daughter."
what does that mean
@@williams2757 Macaroni
oh
Who’s the daughter?
Oh wait macaroni mother because mother 3
I love it when they tbag a tbagger and then ruin them. It’s satisfying.
Yes
"This team looks like...."
1: not very fun
2: not translated in America
3: a fun mother, son outing
A dead mother to be exact
@@dog7370 I don't understand. plz explain
@@blazer6972 i won't
@@dog7370 :( why? Is it something I shouldn't know?
@@blazer6972 no
“PK FIRE” and “Our Cause is Just” make for a very humiliating combination.
Love your pfp
“At least we get to play against new and hopefully respectful opponents.“
2 Donkey Kong’s
Oh yea, it’s ness time.
YoungMan Barry I like how all of these profiles are the same person’s.
What did you DO
Oh yeah, it's all coming together now.
@@vallisroyeaux4979 well they're bots made by the same person to ruin children childhood
Ride to the Darkness Umbreon Pretty sad life they’ve gotta have
Opponent: NOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST TRAP ME FOREVER NOOOO!!!
Ness: Haha, magnet go woahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoah
PK Fire PK Fire PK Fire Ok Ok Ok
I love how you said woaoaoaoaoaoao instead of thr usual brrrrr
Went for the sound effect for Psi Magnet lol
@@alvinramali1739 its innovative
u guys are on the EXSCT SAME WAVELENGTH LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE ITS TWO OF THE SAME OEOPLE PLAYINRG NESS
Synergy in motion, and for a just cause.
They're cause IS just
Exact.
You had a stroke
They both maxed out their Synergy stat.
Alt title: two small children utterly destroy the competition in an illegal fighting ring
Alt alt title : two grown men play as kids and destroy and humiliate people in a 90 dollar game
alt alt alt title: 2 monkey evolutions win against other monkey evolutions by using easy strategies that determine victory in a competitive video game for children.
ok but that sounds like some anime plot shit that i'd absolutely love to watch
@@faeb.9618 Hunter X Hunter
Alt title we make people's day worse
16:57 “THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS-”
I JUST PHYSICALLY RECOILED IN LAUGHTER
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HE HUUUUUUUUUURLED HIS THUNDER BOLT
Where’s your god now
@@NeonLightsYT1 In Olympus, where else?
Jacob: I'm innocent, why would the gods forsake me in this game?
The countless Timmy's, Brandon's, Anthony's and other 10 year-olds he's infinited after crisping them with PK Fire:
Jared:
@@benlyman3545 but jared's 19, and he doesn't know how to fucking read.
@@XarathDominion haha funny
:o
@Genocide is fun Vine WAS funny. especially because of Bo Burnham the funny songman.
2:21 Lucas is the younger brother getting bullied at school and Min Min is the older sister who took martial arts lessons and is here to beat the shit out of the bullies.
2:24 'martial arts training training'
@@larsulle3842 Dude just stop :/
It's a little known fact, but every time you hear "PK Fire" a little bit of your sanity erodes away.
Hi dad
Okey
Hi Justin
DAD COME BACK
Alpha don’t you dare heart this mans comment
Alternate Title: *WE MADE HUNDREDS OF SWITCH ACCOUNTS BLOCK US*
Yes
they can just make a different tag
Yes
They're just changing their Username
@@Goobyster that’s not the point
Honestly the Min Min is probably like 6 years old using the cutest character in their opinion and the Lucas is probably the older sibling forced to play with them
Hmmm
very specifc
Ah yes. "Mute the game." The character.
Better find that remote.
Can't, it got lost in the couch cushions!
First coryxkenshin comments not ALpharad sigh
Infinite the game
Interesting
“My favorite bad players are ones who don’t grab”
I feel attacked.
This is definitely not what I expected to see in the replies
@@micahrobbins8353 yeah lol wtf is this cult.
“Grab has such short range and is so slow you’re gonna get hot first”
hey gois lriffin
If you’re attacked, press shield and then grab out of sheild
16:34 This is absolutely one of the most horrifying discoveries made in Ultimate, now I'm hyped to see Jacob use it in a tournament and popoff over it while losing
Hello Mr(?) Moon
IT'S YOU AGAIN. YOU'RE EVERYWHERE.
Imagine if they really pull it of and they pop of.
I just had an idea what if they do something like that but as an aerial move.
Top 10 weapons too cruel for war
2:12 Their Ness plays were so in sync that they began sharing the same thoughts and synced up their laughter.
i havent laughed so hard at a smash vid in a long time! this was really funny!
You know what I love about jo? He says the most wholesome “Hello” I’ve ever heard at the start of videos, but he’s also the most sadistic nes son,one player I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember him ever being sorry for anything he’s done as ness
F for respect for all the people who faced these two... such shame. I can feel the rage from behind the screen.
F
F
F
F
F
The way Alpha yelled “VINCE!!!!” really struck a chord in my heart.
*blummmmmmmmmmmmmm...*
"Michael Jackson is invincible so I think I'll just focus Spongebob." Never, not once in my life did I think I'd ever hear those words. But I'm so glad I did.
Stealing comment to get likes
@@pcvrisepic Lmao Ight bro there’s stealing comments and then there’s having a similar thought to someone
Nobody:
Alpharad: "I like to make little kids cry on elite smash."
I do that in real life, not just smash
Tf is wrong with people these days
“This team looks like... an older brother, younger brother situation”
its always "What are you doing bro" and never *How*
"we did the Ness thing again"
You had me at Ness.
We did the Ness
Please do not the ness
I don’t know why you’d get upset over this, they’re just playing optimally
I am so sorry about the replies, I don’t know either.
Ummar Khaan You evil, evil *evil* person
so is every yoshi and zelda that stomps him. your point?
@@toasatoshi Exactly, they're playing optimally
As a competitive fighting game player i ask myself that too
14:19
Jo: “Let’s, uh, kill...”
*Rewind 10 seconds*
“...Nice.”
That final kill combined with the “Cool!” At the end made me laugh uncontrollably so much my mom came in to make sure I wasn’t dying
Great, even more ways for ness to haunt my nightmares
as if they weren't bad enough...
Weren’t you also at the captain kidd stream
Ay you're here too man.
Justin and corporal on the same vid
I'm always watching.
Not even a married couple who's been together for 50+ years would know each other as well as PK Fire 1 and PK Fire 2 do
Wait..... couple?
I feel like Alpha's mindset for this video was,
"What if we did this again
...but with sponsors?"
WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY BOTS?!?!?!?!?!?
@@fireboyhendrick3805 Idk, i'm just tryna report as many a i can, i think my high score rn is 20 or something
@Pablo CL
Much respect. May that number go up slower with each report.
(Because that means there will be less reports)
@@pablocl3186 bro you too?I reported like 40 at this point,they are every were.
Love to see Alpharad’s signature taunt... “Our Cause is Just” in full form.
"I feel like Chrom and Joker are characters,"
TRUUUUUEEUEUEU
"I didn't know that could kill!"
G&W at 501%: watch this
Yo Alpha, did u ever get ur Game Theory wallet?
This man is asking the real questions
H
The frick is that Netflix bot
L
@@antonywu6672 wuts a netflix bot
Ness final smash: D-tier
Angled ness final smash: S-tier
No one talks about how Sans and Ness have an infinite together
Damn you right
@@austincollins4964 no. Just sans.
"I like how the bad players never grab"
*Saddness intensifies*
“Obviously we’re here to ruin elite smash.”
Would it really be an alpharad video if they didn’t.
Thanks sex bots!
@@Kimjoelun lll)ppl0
@@Kimjoelun ]]
How to get buff quick:
Every time you hear “pk fire” in this video, do 1 pushup.
2 easy steps
This proves Jo and Jacob both share 1 communal brain cell
Hamburger Sandwich bold to assume they have a brain cell
Whatever the heck they have in there, it's linked somehow
(Also Jo)
2:11 they laughed in sync and I'm scared
this team looks like...
they're going to get outranged somehow
I was thinking the 'Ara-Ara' brigade.
I guess it’s a good thing you bought the Prima Strategy Guide
Looks like you got some girls by flexing your knowledge.
@@raincabreros4857 Oh no they are trying to make me simp help.
@I am not edgy AHH THEY KEEP REPLYING
Bro how do you do it
@@raincabreros4857 HA, YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY A WEEB SO I AM IMMUNE OF THESE 3D WOMEN
The real infinite combo was the ruining of elite smash we did along the way.
juhg koop
These two are actually getting really good at playing doubles ness, and that's one of the scariest things ever.
13:03 Possibly my favorite moment in this entire video hands down
I haven't experienced the entirety of the lore, but so far at least, this is my favorite Alpharad video. The absurdly powerful mental link between these two sassy lost children is just a joy to watch, and it seems like they come up with a new trick every match. Very fun and hilarious.
I just love witnessing new bm combos being invented every time I watch these ness doubles
"That was the most glue eating combo we've ever done." LMAO
Nothing else gets my mind going like "double ness infinite," much less knowing this is the 20th time.
10:26 “an honest 3 stock vs 3 stock”
**proceeds to double-ness a defenseless pokémon trainer**
11:43
PK FIRE2:BATTER UP
PK FIRE1:OKAY
Are we not going to talk about how the Spongebob Mii’s final smash sounded like him laughing?
"Michael Jackson is invincible. Imma focus Spongebob"
-Alpharad 2020
2:19 "this team looks like...answer in comments"
me: *looking for the answer in comments*
I haven’t found it :(
A just cause
I know the answer thing was fun, but are we going to talk about Ganondorf walkin’ in at 5:04? He stepped out of the Drug Store and said “TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!” Little did he know.
Ara ara
i love how jacob starts to articulate a gameplan and jo is just already executing it, such synergy
Moves Jo and Alpharad killed with in this video:
Back Throw
Forward Throw
Back Air
Forward Air
Neutral Air
Down Air
Neutral B
Up B
Side B
Final Smash
Forward Smash
Down Smash
Up smash
Up Tilt
Grab Release
Moves that didn’t kill (that can):
Down Throw
Up Throw
Up Air
Down B
Down Tilt
Forward Tilt
Jab
15/22 moves killed with.
Our Cause is Just
Wow thats commitment
@@ianalicea7405 you know it
Stand User: *Alpha*
Stand Name *Jo*
Stand Ability: *Make Sakurai regret making the game*
Stand Motto: *Our cause is just*
wAs ThaT A JojOS ReFeRenCe?!
Stand Motto: *"Our cause is just."*
@@JoshuaTheTransitProdigy Yes
CREDIT MY DUDE
His cause was always just.
Fun fact: The BoConcept holds the record for worlds longest couch. At 168 feet long 8 inches, it can seat 104 people
*its the ultimate social distancing couch*
GD Irrelevant bot
@@neatoburrito9013 ok
The the perfect social distancing couch
i am totally a bot bc i can comment
@@dsequest3381 *y e s*
12:26 I simply would not have gotten hit by Zelda final smash
Dude thats Literally impossible
@@finnbunning2777 that’s the point of the comment
@@venuswine9905 Not impossible it does have a limit especially on that stage you easily run away since the stage is long it was simply bad gameplay on there part
@@Navdaguat I mean I guess it is escaping able but it is so difficult to do so
Built different
When Joe said “We can do it to the AI too?!?” while spamming PK Fire on the Assist Trophy, I thought that they were hitting the Zelda and saying that.
It’s still just as true.
Lucas + Min Min look like the brother step sister duo trying to get money for the noodle shop
Alpharad almost sounded sarcastic when he said Ness was easily top 3. Why wouldn't anyone believe you? Have you SEEN PK Fire?
Spamming is a valid strategy honestly. If you know how effective the moves are, why not? Not like the salty opponent's experience factors into your fighter's ranking at all.
And you can angle Ness final smash!
@@eddiemate Holy shit, you can ANGLE Ness's final smash!? Top 3 in the game without a doubt, probably number 1. Plus, if you're at like 500% PK Fire is actually a KILL move, too broken, best in the game.
2:21 It looks like both players are the little brother
I just got super Mario galaxy 2 (saying this because of ur name)
One time a guy spiked me when he had one life at 130, te bagged me, It took me down to 4 lives. So after every hit I just t bagged him, that was a good day
Man, I hope you had enough Gold Bond for the chafing after that many tea-bags.
"This team looks like-"
The affirmative action suit against Yale.
What was it supposed to be?
5:49 somehow spongebob just fits a low pitched version of the voice of an old asian woman
"Michael Jackson is invincible so there's not much we can do there"
I feel like alpha and jo are just blood brothers at this point
This team looks like:
-Cancer
-Nood girl and dumpling boi
-A Karen and her tier-privelaged son
-Ram Ram and Spam Spam
-PK Meatball
-Phineas and Candace
-Italian Kid's-cuizine (get it!? Pk freeze, PK fire, and noodle haired ppl)
-Mcdonals employees
>Ram Ram and Spam Spam
That's fucking glorious
Lucas and his cool older sister
I just have to say that Jacob and Jo have perfect synergy every time they play a team game. It’s so crazy and every time I watch them my mind is blown.
This was honestly a fantastic video from you. The clips were great, the commentary was hilarious, the editing wasn't that intrusive, the jokes didn't feel forced (which they tend to do every now and then), etc. It's just a plain banger of a video.
Also, if you don't mind me asking, can we expect any Alpharad Plus videos in the near future? The channel hasn't uploaded in almost a month, which is a real shame as I was really enjoying the Paper Mario and Custom Collesuem series.
YOOO DID YOU SEE THAT NESS BACK THROW!!!!!!
YOOOO!!!!!!
Literally every ness doubles video
That’s my name
Don’t wear it out
haha funny internet man
haha
hahaha truly funny
True
Ness F U NN Y
Thanks for sharing!
Yeah police? Yeah he’s doing it again. . .
16:55 that pk fire was perfectly synced with the music
Alpha and Jo: Infinite multiple people while being overall toxic
Online Team: teabags at start
Alpha: "You do not deserve to play the game"
Imagine getting GSP in two player mode
That’s terrifying.
You do! Except only spectators can see it.
Its scary how good they're actually getting at this
I honestly think everyone would be ok with this becoming a ness online doubles only channel
"This team looks like..."
Karen with her 3 children looking for the manager
😐
At 8:40 I believe that team is supposed to be tokoyami and la brava from my hero acadamia
And when they say “Ness isn’t top 5” you say “You just have to learn how to recover”
The team is Dash and Elastagirl
That's a good one, did you get the idea from Little Z's Squad Strike video?
I’ve never actively cheered against Alpha and Jo but here we are
@@april18f.u..e0nyic5 April go back to ninga turtles reported
@@vegitoblue4601 bunch of bots i'd say.
It just felt so good to see that they lost to a mac and a cloud. It's a type of joy I can't describe.
8:56
Y'all some bullies 💀💀💀😭😭😭
2:19 if jimmy neutron actually married Cindy vortex and had kids.
7:50 proof that there is a magnet at the blast zones
original title: we did the ness infinite again
The 3rd team is definitely the older brother (Lucas) trying to carry his younger brother (min min) who think that the newer characters are the strongest ones
I hate how this is how my boi ness is represented but, my God is it fun just to fuck around like this with people on smash
I’ve never seen a Game And Watch get obliterated like that omg 😂