The Ness Amiibo Drinking Game

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  • Jo and I embark on a dangerous journey and meet some new friends along the way.
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  • @Alpharad
    @Alpharad  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    FOLLOW ALL THE PEOPLE WHO APPEARED RANDOMLY IN THIS VIDEO BECAUSE THEY'RE MY GOOD FRIENDS
    JO: twitter.com/josniffy
    ADRIANA: twitter.com/adrianafigueroa
    DON: twitter.com/dad_dot_jpeg
    MAJOR: twitter.com/majordduncan

  • @jerjerbonks451
    @jerjerbonks451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6028

    “Alcohol tastes like water to me rn” is the most dangerous thing to experience when drinking

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Elaborate.

    • @pixellego4773
      @pixellego4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      cyroclasim water is needed to survive. You are 70% water

    • @jerjerbonks451
      @jerjerbonks451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      cyroclasim water tastes like nothing and is easy to drink, if he is drinking gin like he drinks water then liver failure is just around the corner

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@pixellego4773 So is there more alcohol then water in your body at that point? Cuz if so that IS real bad

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@jerjerbonks451 ah gotcha. That's actually terrifying

  • @LinkandSariaForLife
    @LinkandSariaForLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9268

    Dude just monetized his drunk hangout with his friends. I cannot wait for him to do this again.

    • @wateriswet7224
      @wateriswet7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      This is easily one of my favourite videos, simply because the Bois just decided to join drunk alpha and Jo aswell, and that to me was just amazing

    • @jamivro8710
      @jamivro8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      RC19 GAMING It gives me the same vibes as his super smashed Bros video with Travis

    • @drakath5727
      @drakath5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But... he did this before with overwatch too. Why are you even surprised..?

    • @shawn8366
      @shawn8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If he makes another drunk video I am going to be ecstatic

    • @jackalscry8173
      @jackalscry8173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is amazing

  • @Bareezio
    @Bareezio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3999

    They say drunk words are sober thoughts.
    "I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"

    • @gerardogutierrez4911
      @gerardogutierrez4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I wish heracross was my dad. He's so strong.

    • @macmadness5932
      @macmadness5932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      What is yellow?!?

    • @KhaiRSZone.
      @KhaiRSZone. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When did he say that?

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is provably false

    • @paichni3474
      @paichni3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly if I was a beetle and heracross was my father I would be happy with it, he’s a strong dude and a funny dude.

  • @finnpom7795
    @finnpom7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    "Ness goes off stage and goes BAH BAH"
    "This stage is yellow! What the FUCK is yellow??"
    "Shit the coronavirus because its bad.."
    "I wish heracross was my dad"
    "Ive not given any alchohol for my ness amiibo (and a bit after that:"ive had him for 21 years")"
    "Oh SHIT thats an alchohol"
    "HOLY SHIT FUCK"
    "I live in a dry house now.. and my liver is gonna kill me"
    "GOLDFISH? LIKE THE FOOD?"

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "I didn't order a coronavirus!"

    • @alilrevive7972
      @alilrevive7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      “She’s probably 35 and still in 3rd grade”

    • @TrashPANDA658
      @TrashPANDA658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      “Can we agree that 9 is like a trash-tier number?”

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      meglavonia

    • @TrashPANDA658
      @TrashPANDA658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “I do like the sauce he had though. It just ain’t enough. This dude thought he had the Kane’s sauce, but in reality it was every sauce that every fast food company has for some reason. It was ketchup and mayonnaise, why?”

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4180

    The thing that scares me the most is that his drunk humor is somehow tamer than his normal humor.

    • @justswift5369
      @justswift5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I bet he's trying to keep it tame so he's able to post it to youtube.

    • @kiraf8704
      @kiraf8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      "I didn't order a coronavirus!"

    • @Plasmapea987
      @Plasmapea987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tru

    • @justanamitard
      @justanamitard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Sorry but I have to disagree. I am falling off my chair laughing

    • @ATheSeller
      @ATheSeller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't like because it's at 666 likes
      Edit I liked it now

  • @jaediety
    @jaediety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    "Goldfish brain?! Like the food!?" is the most Ellie thing Jacob has ever said

    • @lily-_-
      @lily-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The sort of thing sober Ellie would say. Imagine her power when Jacob can only say something like that after a lot of drinks.

  • @DancinLumberjack
    @DancinLumberjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    0:00 "So this is a Ness amiibo drinking game."
    16:00 "I wish Heracross was my dad."

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ““The stage is yellow WTF is yellow?”

    • @paulgentili1425
      @paulgentili1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Silver Chariot Over Heaven to be fair Alpharad would say that anyway

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Pootis-hn3ky “I thought it was red and blue”

    • @bleachcan1132
      @bleachcan1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      alchohol is the window to the human mind

    • @TheDarkMewtwo996
      @TheDarkMewtwo996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      meglavonia

  • @her0966
    @her0966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "he's a falco player, he's used to losing"
    Why does that absolute fact hurt so bad

    • @DnDj282
      @DnDj282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel you, but at the same time I'm laughing my ass of.

  • @Duarte_GB
    @Duarte_GB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5228

    "what banjo is in this game?"
    "I dont like the numebr 9"
    "meglavonia"
    "this stage is yellow wtf is yellow"
    "everything is just a blur to me"
    "i wish heracross was my dad"
    they sound so permanently confused

    • @Gnome_Tank
      @Gnome_Tank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      yep there shit faced

    • @blui3609
      @blui3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      “I DIDNT ORDER A CORONAVIRUS!!!”

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      "is arsen just joker's dad?"

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      "i wish heracross was my dad"
      "dude, heracross F U C K S"

    • @onagle_9279
      @onagle_9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      AlexThe9 when they say they don’t like the number 9:...I lost my hope and my dream

  • @fatman2841
    @fatman2841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3269

    I didn’t know the Rock Paper Scissors tweet at the time was a drunk tweet. I thought that was just sober Alpharad being goofy

    • @Kosecant
      @Kosecant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I don't think Jacob recovered from this video, he might still be drunk

    • @sharkfinnigan9876
      @sharkfinnigan9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I have yet to beat him at Rock Paper Scissors. I’m sad

    • @eagletsnupper7876
      @eagletsnupper7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jacob is an alcoholic.

    • @SomeAsian
      @SomeAsian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I did too, it sounded like something Alpha would post on the normal....

    • @ironici
      @ironici 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Adriana tweeted vicariously through him

  • @fancy0-0pants89
    @fancy0-0pants89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    The sensor makes it sound like: “I DidN’T oRder a coCk vIruS!”

    • @htms2855
      @htms2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know

    • @secondarygumby319
      @secondarygumby319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Call that shit the COCK virus cause its... its bad

    • @sockweed621
      @sockweed621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hate it when that happens

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that not what he said?

    • @loganhaberstroh4632
      @loganhaberstroh4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did he really say

  • @GGolden2500
    @GGolden2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Stages of getting drunk:
    0:00 - 4:00 Normal
    4:00 - 12:00 Slightly drunk
    12:00 - 18:00 Drunk _(Random laughing and swearing)_
    15:30 -16:00 Peak Drunk
    18:03 - 21:00 Real Drunk _(He doesn't even remember anything from this point forward)_
    21:40 *The legendary post* _(I'm surprised this jewel came to his mind while drunk)_
    24:00 - 27:00 Demoman level drunk _(Random rambling, swearing, laughter, etc.)_

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    14:35 "this stage is yellow! wtf is yellow?" -sentient bottle of alcohol

    • @xpload
      @xpload 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I freaking died at "wtf is yellow"

    • @jennamarylou1538
      @jennamarylou1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sitruk86 this was my favourite quote lmfao

    • @cultured2535
      @cultured2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was when we all knew they were starting to get drunk

    • @digodabrik201
      @digodabrik201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I THOUGHT THISS STAGE WAS JUST RED AND BLUE- friend of sentient bottle of alcohol

  • @Lars_Hermsen
    @Lars_Hermsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    “I didn’t order Coronavirus!!!”
    Both laugh, almost ascending to a higher level
    Also, imagine you’re playing against an Amiibo and it fucking disconnects

    • @nightniro131
      @nightniro131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmm

    • @majomaheriose
      @majomaheriose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Plot twist: Ness was Adrianna playing all alomg and she just got tired of 3 stocking people, so she rage quitted to AC
      Alt Plot twist: Alpha was wrong. Ness is sentient. He just PK-Controlled Alpha's mind to agree with Adrianna

    • @zakalot4480
      @zakalot4480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I mean, he didn't order coronavirus.

    • @luigimaxwell8946
      @luigimaxwell8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plot twist: Coronavirus is a creeper

    • @fortnitefan7273
      @fortnitefan7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I genuinely felt bad for that guy, he was pretty clos

  • @lennymejia42
    @lennymejia42 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    2 years later and this video still has me dying and hoping for another one like it.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think the Zelda amiibo they drank too but they didn’t offer quotes that were as beautiful as “What the fuck is yellow!?” and “I wish Heracross was my dad.”

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there fellow viewer

    • @Topgsquid
      @Topgsquid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Two years later and I'm eating goldfish while Alpharad says "Goldfish Brain, like the food??"

  • @actuallylollypop7469
    @actuallylollypop7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I love how quickly this video goes from Jo and Alpha's normal commentary to 14:36
    This video is a work of art.

    • @zagzig3734
      @zagzig3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Heracross is cool"
      "Heracross FUCKS"
      "I wish Heracross was my dad"

  • @_mixunity
    @_mixunity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    "Ya know heracross?"
    "Y-yea i know heracross"
    "Heracross is super sick i wish he was my dad"
    Me to Alpha me to

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hello me to.
      I'm dad.

    • @duckwarrior7080
      @duckwarrior7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dramaexterminatus you completely butchered that joke.

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Duck Warrior *it’s all about sending a message*

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s all about being a dumb beetle

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dj funky scorpions chain that cut through your emotions

  • @benjaminokonski9186
    @benjaminokonski9186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Alpharad: *tweets Megalovania*
    Twitter: “Don’t worry, he’s just drunk.”

    • @fletch-a-sketch9250
      @fletch-a-sketch9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      *Meglavonia

    • @hiyaa_q
      @hiyaa_q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bolt_beam megalovania is correct... woooosh me i dare you

    • @john1931
      @john1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ATOM it’s Megalovania

    • @cuno115
      @cuno115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ATOM do you even megalovania bro

    • @josephnoeske2676
      @josephnoeske2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please enlighten me. Why does he tweet Megalovania all the time? Is that for when he's streaming o9r when he's drunk?

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    It’s crazy to think Jo was drinking 5 times as much as Jacob, like holy shit

    • @jackrubesch3194
      @jackrubesch3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was looking for this

    • @jacksonhunt6410
      @jacksonhunt6410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What why?

    • @alenor210
      @alenor210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@jacksonhunt6410 Jo mentioned in some video, I forget which one (maybe on alpharad deluxe), that he learned to drink the wrong way and he thought a shot was significantly larger than it actually is.

  • @deletethis5699
    @deletethis5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    16:14
    there are just so many layers in this entire clip

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    “I didn’t order a c*****virus” is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever seen

    • @Wrpel
      @Wrpel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coronavirus

    • @zackbrushaber
      @zackbrushaber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funniest shit I ever saw

    • @pinchanzo5446
      @pinchanzo5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur pfp looks like an animal collective cover

    • @carsonwilson1654
      @carsonwilson1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know there drunk when they start making plussy references

    • @froakieguy1116
      @froakieguy1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

  • @NowRacattackForce
    @NowRacattackForce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "I don't remember anything that happens after this point."
    *nine minutes left*
    Oh no.

    • @brink7894
      @brink7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NowRacattackForce that translates to about half an hour minimum which is the funniest shit ever.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

  • @yntxrrr
    @yntxrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    List of Funnies:
    0:33 : F-smash hitbox go brrr
    1:29 : Ike's Nair
    1:39 : Alpha's BAC is rising
    1:44 : No he cannot run it back
    1:52 : What is he doing out there
    1:56 : He never does anything
    2:27 : Funny PK Rocket
    2:39 : Usain Bolt
    2:57 : Death robs you of possessions
    3:00 : Funny Back air, first shot
    3:18 : Nice Whack
    3:43 : Scary floaty boi
    3:57 : Drinking and depression
    4:20 : Haha Roy mains bad
    4:23 : The jump height tho
    5:01 : Assaulting Casper
    5:09 : Ness is my demon
    5:12 : Ballsy footstool
    5:42 : Aggressively camping
    6:22 : Damage > IQ
    6:32 : Haha Ken bad
    6:52 : Who the hell is Daniel
    7:28 : Snake vs. Slant
    7:47 : What is this
    8:16 : Homu just up and dies
    8:25 : Wide Ness
    8:31 : Comfortably Numb
    8:58 : Life is 2 minutes long
    9:22 : Funny Alpha Quote
    9:42 : Why is that a rule
    10:08 : Ness' age
    10:18 : Twitter plug
    10:36 : Saucy Falco
    10:55 : Counting is hard
    11:01 : 9 sucks
    11:04 : Drinky is drunk
    11:18 : Ness has no story
    11:27 : How tho
    11:44 : 2 is 2 high a number
    11:54 : Haha Falco bad
    12:08 : Rebel's Guard or die trying
    12:15 : Haha online Joker mains bad
    12:27 : Haha Smash 4 Bayo
    12:43 : No approaching
    12:46 : Bonk
    13:07 : Shots are expected
    13:17 : Alpha's brain explodes
    13:26 : Funny PK Rocket
    13:28 : Banjo in Smash when
    13:36 : $13 to beat Elite Smash
    13:48 : Rip Toys R Us
    13:58 : Fantastic description
    14:08 : Villager don't fuck
    14:18 : Meglavonia
    14:27 : Hydrated
    14:35 : What the fuck is yellow
    14:57 : A revelation
    15:20 : That was definitely a punchline
    15:32 : Alcohol =/= Water
    15:35 : Doubling down
    15:43 : Tripling down
    15:57 : Heracross fucks
    16:26 : Quick maths
    16:33 : Lisa Simpson
    16:43 : That's an alcohol
    17:19 : Infinite joke
    17:52 : Manhattan
    17:58 : HOOOLY SHIT FU-
    *Intermission*
    18:30 : Joe is in transit
    19:15 : Jacob sees a cat and dies
    19:30 : The people who make lives happen
    19:39 : Not watching the screen
    19:45 : Adriana fails to pronounce Meglavonia
    20:38 : Liver failure is imminent
    20:43 : Flexing on high schoolers
    20:49 : Didn't know Joe was Irish
    20:57 : Had us in the first half
    21:14 : Instant regret
    21:25 : He will not consider the following
    21:33 : Rock paper scissors
    21:47 : Rigging rock paper scissors
    22:11 : Off to find more alcohol
    22:54 : Distant Jacob
    23:06 : Boy did we not deliver
    23:36 : An attempt at being woke
    23:48 : Shot glass go brrr
    24:16 : Goldfish brain, like the food
    24:20 : And boy did we
    24:57 : Don's heavenly mustache
    25:11 : James from Postmates
    25:35 : What even is that anime name
    25:43 : Okay Buzzfeed
    26:14 : Chicken nuggies
    26:22 : Still confused about that anime name
    26:33 : Meow
    26:38 : Bait and switch
    27:14 : I'll be taking that

    • @larsitas
      @larsitas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "List of funnies"
      *puts the entire video *

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did you spend your time doing these things

    • @yntxrrr
      @yntxrrr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ragglerock2682 Bro I was like 14 and unemployed with very little social life what else am I going to spend my time on

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yntxrrr LMAO

  • @mjvannostrand3971
    @mjvannostrand3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I've got a drink in hand and depression in the other. Don't do this to me, brother"
    The wise words of Alpharad strikes again.

  • @patroklosgeorgiadis
    @patroklosgeorgiadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Jo: "Can we agree that nine is a trash tier number?"
    *sad Alex the 9 noises*

  • @prettymucheverything1033
    @prettymucheverything1033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Alpha: “this stage is yellow!”
    Jo: “I thought it was red and blue?”

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This entire video is "HOLY SHIT, [insert obvious fact here]!!!"

    • @connora4554
      @connora4554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The 148th Kakapo Banjo’s in this game?!?!

    • @mangaprofilepicture5820
      @mangaprofilepicture5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@connora4554 I can't believe jo is so stupid, Banjos been in the game since smash 64. You just had to best 1P mode without taking any damage

    • @nonplayercharacter12333
      @nonplayercharacter12333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHAT THE FUCK IS YELLOW?!?

    • @prettymucheverything1033
      @prettymucheverything1033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anime profile picture Ik right? If only luigi was in the game

  • @Don_Monstro
    @Don_Monstro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "My microphone foam smells like childhood..."
    Ah

  • @Sam-TheFullBull
    @Sam-TheFullBull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    22:55 best part “Holy Shit, I gota drink”

  • @stargazersdance
    @stargazersdance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    He really ended the Arena to join someone's Island.
    That's a chad move.

    • @centaurusprime7319
      @centaurusprime7319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In the middle of that incineroar's match.

    • @Heoltor
      @Heoltor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@centaurusprime7319 Let's all agree Incineroar won that one

    • @guspauline7460
      @guspauline7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, he ended the Smash Bros for a wahman, he's a traitor and a *SIMP*

  • @arthurvergolino6859
    @arthurvergolino6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"
    Alpharad, 2020.

    • @frozen_pizza1492
      @frozen_pizza1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pinsir would be the weird uncle.

    • @user-ud4rt1px2t
      @user-ud4rt1px2t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should sell merch with that sentence printed on

    • @abruptfury9920
      @abruptfury9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can Heracross be my dad too?

  • @Penuin
    @Penuin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Plot twist: They were drinking water the whole time but just progressively got more stupid.

    • @ZeroX7649
      @ZeroX7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah there are some things you straight up can't fake. They were a little sauced at minimum.

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ohh so Alcohol is just potion of stupidity

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pootis-hn3ky pretty much

    • @bewill5121
      @bewill5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what watching Ness gameplay does to you

  • @the_peak
    @the_peak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    21:08 the first sighting of miike301

    • @lotto5498
      @lotto5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I raise you a 13:55

    • @the_peak
      @the_peak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lotto5498 the second sighting of miike3o1*

  • @NB202
    @NB202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Alternate title: Alpharad introduces the concept of alcoholism to his fanbase of minors

    • @xar3145
      @xar3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not everyone!

    • @TheRealJari
      @TheRealJari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh no we already knew

    • @yankee1147
      @yankee1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bold of you to assume minors don't know about alcoholism

    • @JimmyJonJillakers
      @JimmyJonJillakers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My dad taught me about that

    • @yankee1147
      @yankee1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I drank alcohol before

  • @Vistavic
    @Vistavic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    “He is a falco player he is used to losing”. I feel personal attacked.

    • @Eldex0
      @Eldex0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I felt that

    • @MajesticUC
      @MajesticUC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @xa447
      @xa447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swiched to falco because I got tied of not being able to kill with pit... well I can kill so it's a improvement

    • @tavish2696
      @tavish2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They say that until we hit that stupid infinite that's insanely hard to pull off

  • @thefriendlymetroid6655
    @thefriendlymetroid6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Jo: trying to commentate
    alpharad: TRying to give ness a drink.

    • @DnDj282
      @DnDj282 ปีที่แล้ว

      I genuinely can't tell if Adriana is drunk or not

    • @DanielGay-fi7wd
      @DanielGay-fi7wd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She isn’t. That’s just normal Adriana.

  • @cosmiccrowspeedrun
    @cosmiccrowspeedrun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    24:16 "goldfish brain, like the food?" Favorite quote of 2020

  • @toadythetoast
    @toadythetoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "Dude, I'm just saying. This Ridley... could be the first pi- person. Er... dragon, er-, intergalactic space sexual de-deviant... to uh... beat Ness. And I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like, we're gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins."
    This isn't even halfway through the video...

    • @quinnoshea6064
      @quinnoshea6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like that was staged

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Looks like a trump speech transcribed
      Without the political

    • @quinnoshea6064
      @quinnoshea6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mama-Luigi he would be perfect coherent one second and hammered the next

  • @tristanbowles7258
    @tristanbowles7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    “I got a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother.”
    My favorite Haiku

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It has 7 syllables in each part tho..?

    • @tristanbowles7258
      @tristanbowles7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Gamemaster 101 I never said I passed English class

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gamemaster 101
      For all you know, he could be drunk playing along at home.

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haiku is a very bad form is literature

    • @trzpyrop-ii7jm
      @trzpyrop-ii7jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've made it into a haiku:
      a drink in one hand
      Depression in the other
      don't do this to me

  • @aprilscythes
    @aprilscythes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ness is the embodiment of “flow like a butterfly, sting like a bee”

  • @pokeprogaming8528
    @pokeprogaming8528 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    16:52 is when you hear Alpha’s voice and you start to get worried

  • @bishopboo112
    @bishopboo112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    “He’s a Falco player. He’s used to losing” while ness pulls off the best comeback in amiibo history 😂😂

  • @aceblitzgaming9783
    @aceblitzgaming9783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3778

    Adriana: *philosophical talk about the nature of violence and friendship*
    Jacob: *kicks open door* HOly sHIt, I fOunD aNoThER drINk!

    • @ptx3436
      @ptx3436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      22:55

    • @damb1858
      @damb1858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *Proceeds to open pokemon cards like a full grown Aussie, sailor swearing and hammered*

    • @sealbe1885
      @sealbe1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@damb1858 who is this full grown aussie? i fell like i may know but you gotta be sure.

    • @persivle9
      @persivle9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      followed by the sound of broken glass

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sealbe1885 well all of us. But Maxmoefoe is our unelected ambassador

  • @DnDj282
    @DnDj282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Funniest... video... EVERY :D !
    Edit: Thx for the likes guys, and the shoutout to from alpha! :)

  • @jak6247
    @jak6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    there's 3 types of drunks:
    angry drunk
    alpharad
    josniff

  • @lesam5015
    @lesam5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    Jo and Alpha get blackout drunk with a 13 dollar toy: The Movie

    • @bigsnake8_TM
      @bigsnake8_TM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ;!?

    • @aquawarrior
      @aquawarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is not an original comment. I saw it within 5 secs of the vid coming out.

    • @TristanDecker2017
      @TristanDecker2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      : the way home

    • @jadeaaron2003
      @jadeaaron2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aquawarrior so?

    • @g3nd1a69
      @g3nd1a69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      699 likes lol

  • @williampower8570
    @williampower8570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    "Drinky" sounds like the 8th dwarf that got kicked out of the group for always getting shit faced

    • @williampower8570
      @williampower8570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@insaneusername8340 lmao thanks man

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah yes, my favorite dwarf Dricky

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomdude3318 dricky martin

    • @adfadge
      @adfadge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And his long lost twenty times removed cousin called drcky

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He went on to be the ancestor of all Fantasy dwarves instead.

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk5338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'll never forget the fact that Jo was drinking, like, half a solo cup of alcohol per shot when this was recording.

  • @PrismTheKid
    @PrismTheKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the image of Adriana watching Ness and Lucas having a fight in a video game and trying to piece the story together from context alone
    It has the same energy as those videos where people ask their mom what smash characters' names are

  • @Mineitalltoday
    @Mineitalltoday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    “Banjo’s in this game!?”
    Drunk or not that made me laugh
    Edit: ok, it’s sad that this has more likes than Alpharad’s comment-

    • @GMKGoji01
      @GMKGoji01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      As funny as it was, I wish Banjo wasn't in this game.

    • @Oshawatt
      @Oshawatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GMKGoji01 k

    • @extinctionanimation
      @extinctionanimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @GMKGoji01 Pictures I can count on negative hands how many people asked.

    • @Naru_Payne
      @Naru_Payne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Aaronatorr he has a sonic oc profile and you went with the liking Steve insult

    • @oceanwinds255
      @oceanwinds255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TIme stamp?

  • @The_Evening_Sun
    @The_Evening_Sun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Adriana really is obsessed with Jo's cat huh

    • @shakenjacob7946
      @shakenjacob7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      jOcaT

    • @yadajoku
      @yadajoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MarinaSniffy

    • @marmato9332
      @marmato9332 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Don's stache

    • @xk445g
      @xk445g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now you know how to play Super Smash Brothers. YOU'RE WELCOME

    • @numberbndl3763
      @numberbndl3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ShakenJacob Jocat!

  • @murilos5016
    @murilos5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:45 Ness said to Lucas that Goku could win in a Battle against Naruto, then Lucas said that Goku sucks and that's where all began

  • @Blastronaute
    @Blastronaute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Alpha: Jo there's a R.O.B. on stage
    Jo: *Enters fight or flight from the flashbacks*

  • @donutboi6187
    @donutboi6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    They’re not drunk they’re just doing Ellie impressions

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bananasoul

    • @isakts8576
      @isakts8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Banana soule*

    • @nezbitnezbit5397
      @nezbitnezbit5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's ellie

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nezbitnezbit5397 You must not be a Plussy.

    • @nezbitnezbit5397
      @nezbitnezbit5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bloodmuzzle I just haven't watched this channel for a while so I'm out of the loop for some jokes

  • @limon16025
    @limon16025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    Can we get an "I wish Heracross was my dad" t-shirt?
    Cause let's be honest, we all do

    • @Spartan3457
      @Spartan3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Please I will buy this faster than I got the Sasuke shirt

    • @porkborgr4333
      @porkborgr4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes we need this

    • @gatorhayd
      @gatorhayd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laporte it won’t happen bc it’s not a alpharad plus😔

    • @jennamarylou1538
      @jennamarylou1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it should say “ur my dad! boogie woogie woogie” with a pic of heracross (unless that’s copyright¿)

    • @ThePikaPlayer
      @ThePikaPlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish my dad was Steelix because Steelix is cool and is a ground and steel type meaning he uses the fun moves

  • @jamguydraws
    @jamguydraws ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:56 “I wish herecross was my dad” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day😂

  • @GamerJosh2611
    @GamerJosh2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Alcohol tastes like water to me right now"
    Well that's not good

  • @miralyth3088
    @miralyth3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    Most underrated part of the video
    "Hello?"
    "Hey, this is James from Postmates?"
    "Are you from Postmates?"
    "Yes, I'm here at your door."
    "Can you put the food down, and walk away, and pretend you saw nothing?"
    "...Okay!"
    "Thank you."

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      James deserves a 6/5 star review

    • @someasiankid5909
      @someasiankid5909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      25:12

    • @lasagnajon
      @lasagnajon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@someasiankid5909 Not all capes wear heroes

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lasagnajon yes, snome bapes veer bilams

    • @onagle_9279
      @onagle_9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I want to find a post from Reddit of James’ POV in the Alpharad drunk video

  • @raidenstokes1026
    @raidenstokes1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Alpharad: “you know heracross?”
    Me: “oh I love that Pokémon”
    Alpha: “I wish he was my dad”
    Me: ...

  • @slabofbeef7104
    @slabofbeef7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you look in the description, Jacob has a list of the songs used in the video. He didn't put Megalovania. He put Meglavonia.

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    25:52 Jo acting completely shit faced roll on the floor drunk for almost 15 minutes only to suddenly perk up and absolutely *destroy* Major was the highlight of this whole video

  • @ProtoBean
    @ProtoBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Ah yes, the child amiibo and drinking is the best combination

    • @bruhmomentoincminor1740
      @bruhmomentoincminor1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jimmy, age 3 alcoholic

    • @kayo3653
      @kayo3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let's be real Jacob is prepared to get high to survive corona virus

    • @cakecakes31
      @cakecakes31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes..

    • @Saint__Saint
      @Saint__Saint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Put THAT in your happy meal

    • @ryotoiii7945
      @ryotoiii7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I looked at this comment because Roblox

  • @Niviso
    @Niviso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    So if they wouldn’t have gone to her island, they would have died due to a massive liver explosion. Edit: Someone else would be thanking you for all this likes; fucking hate those guys.

  • @gahhck_9170
    @gahhck_9170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how Adriana unintentionally became the voice of any reason that wasn’t conjured by Jo’s or Jacob’s slurred ramblings.

  • @gioliv5636
    @gioliv5636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Goldfish brain...like the food?!”

  • @justcozi1425
    @justcozi1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    “I didn’t order a Coronavirus”
    *Seinfeld theme plays*

    • @Mariseaninikkou
      @Mariseaninikkou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Corona; the way home

    • @SteveO3030
      @SteveO3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “This should be enough to sedate most of manhattan” you guys are oklahomans you probably drink enough to sedate most of the eastern sea board.

    • @joeyell870
      @joeyell870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just Cozi No cap had the Seinfeld intro on my TV as I read this comment I flipped out

    • @13crystals61
      @13crystals61 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SteveO3030 They got nothing on the Irish.

    • @ToikaThatOneFrenchGuy
      @ToikaThatOneFrenchGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam : *NOT* SAY YOU *C-WORD* (& *B-WORD* & *Ñ-WØŘĐ*)

  • @winteranimosus2598
    @winteranimosus2598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    I like how when Adriana took over the commentary when they were gone, it took me a full half a minute to realize... oh shit, she isn't even drunk

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Wait she wasn't? I thought she just joined in and got drunk

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Nah, that's just Adriana

    • @MantaKizaemonFTW
      @MantaKizaemonFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thx4chrckingin she really just followed along

    • @elliotpischke920
      @elliotpischke920 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was suprising

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer ปีที่แล้ว

      Even before they left, honestly

  • @GravyTanker
    @GravyTanker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jo: "Wi-fi ganon is superior to LAN ganon"
    Me: "you mean LANon

  • @joebobjon1127
    @joebobjon1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:44 this was actually a pretty good bait, ngl. Ness mains take notes

  • @justinbrayer2420
    @justinbrayer2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “I’d much rather have a high damage output than a high iq”-Josniffy

    • @animefiend9248
      @animefiend9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K rool much?

    • @corey7457
      @corey7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sanegayama much?

    • @animefiend9248
      @animefiend9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corey7457 Damn, I respect that

  • @frogqueen1587
    @frogqueen1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    “I wish Heracross was my dad.”
    -Alpharad 2020

  • @byrne1807
    @byrne1807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “The foam on my microphone smells like childhood” is the most honest drunk statement I’ve ever heard

  • @rykrostheguitarist
    @rykrostheguitarist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Can we get the full recording of this on Alpharad plus?

  • @BubbaCheez78
    @BubbaCheez78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "Hey nice to meet you, do you like my mustache?"
    I aspire to be this level of chad.

  • @mindless9750
    @mindless9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “Dude, I’m just saying. This Ridley.. could be the first pi- person. Er dragon, er intergalactic space sexual De- deviant... to uh... Beat Ness. and I-I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like we’re gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins”- Drunk Alpharad 2020

    • @TrinJeto
      @TrinJeto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shakespearean. Lmao

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's speaking the language of the gods.

    • @justarandommimikyu8474
      @justarandommimikyu8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zo0pid he’d doing more then just that, he’s speaking to the gods directly.

  • @larryandfuzz10
    @larryandfuzz10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Goldfish brain? Like the food” still makes me laugh to this day

  • @SOGTheGamer
    @SOGTheGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wait wait wait. I've watched this like 7 times and I just now realized that the first matchup was against a Robin named "Judas", as in THE TRAITOR. I feel ashamed I didn't put that together till now...

  • @peterhannon801
    @peterhannon801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    I was already drunk when I clicked on this video and felt the need to join in and take a shot whenever they did then my girlfriend stopped me saying "you're not cool enough to drink with them". I was so upset I went to sleep

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sounds like you need a better girlfriend lol

    • @zachhammond8585
      @zachhammond8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Sounds like you need to fix your dishwasher

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@zachhammond8585 just get a new one. Better yet, just renovate your entire home so you're not a pussywhipped bitch next time around lol

    • @zachhammond8585
      @zachhammond8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PotatoSlices 😂😂😂

    • @poppt2646
      @poppt2646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      F

  • @door1722
    @door1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Now play it with hard dk
    “Officer, I can explain, I’m only drunk because my fans got demolished.”
    “Who did this to your fans?”
    “A $13 toy”

    • @spider59er35
      @spider59er35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heaven’s Animations underrated

  • @blui3609
    @blui3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “This villager got no bitches”
    Alpha did indeed say that. In this video.

  • @Notsosavage154
    @Notsosavage154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    They say drunken words are sober thoughts
    “I wish Heracross was my dad.”-Alpharad

    • @kebin2392
      @kebin2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Notso Savage my pfp is better

    • @hanondorff
      @hanondorff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't say I blame him...

  • @Deltak001
    @Deltak001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    “Wait,hold up.I’m gonna try and drink this very tequila heavy margarita,cause like the previous margaritas are pretty margarita,but this margarita I made is more tequila than margarita,you know what I’m saying?”-Mr. Meglavonia,Alpharad

    • @Ima9ineBreak3r
      @Ima9ineBreak3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When I first read your comment, I thought it was just a joke. And then I watched far enough to realize it wasn't...

    • @ashorttag-8238
      @ashorttag-8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meglavonia had me dying

    • @Apersonl0l
      @Apersonl0l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw tequila and my fight or flight reaction kicked in

  • @GinoDevs
    @GinoDevs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:57 this is such a good quote and they're not even drunk yet

  • @jakesimpson3373
    @jakesimpson3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Jacob: “I’m trying to drink as little as possible”
    Also Jacob: “I’ll take a shot anyways”

    • @OioTheOreo
      @OioTheOreo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also jacob: drinks the rest of his cup and then drinks more

    • @worriedinferno6478
      @worriedinferno6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Jacob: has to look in his house for more alcohol

  • @leahbeah1585
    @leahbeah1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    I’m still laughing about “goldfish brain? Like the food?”

    • @SpiffSpaff
      @SpiffSpaff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mama-Luigi goldfish? Like the food?

    • @demonatic7258
      @demonatic7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a lot funnier if you think of the animal

    • @TheChessicfayth
      @TheChessicfayth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a matter of fact, I do....

    • @psykomouseart6274
      @psykomouseart6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn’t remember

  • @diamondmemer9754
    @diamondmemer9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The part where Adriana comes in and starts making fun of them while drunk as F is just pure gold

  • @tobyberglund1622
    @tobyberglund1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23:00 *in the distance* “holy shit I have a drink.”

  • @oliverh9377
    @oliverh9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    10:55 Jo: "Can we both agree 9 is a trash tier number."
    Where the hell did that come from

    • @BananabroJr
      @BananabroJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Because it IS, it's just six trying to be sneaky. I don't need that in my life

    • @dexp.8090
      @dexp.8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I agree! 9 is just 6's Echo Fighter!

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hard disagree. There’s not a single low-tier number between 0 and 10, though 9 is definitely the lowest out of them.

    • @Foundthottage
      @Foundthottage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg y'all are fools for coming for 9 when 4 is right fucking there

    • @onebennyboi5257
      @onebennyboi5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Foundthottage burh 4 is high teir

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "My dad can beat up your dad but what if your dad's Arsene?"
    - Alpharad

  • @Orpheon640
    @Orpheon640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother. -Sun Tzu

  • @yntxrrr
    @yntxrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:57
    "The match started, Joe, it's a ROB on screen, isn't that crazy-"
    "HOOOOOOLY SHIT FU-"

  • @Dracoape
    @Dracoape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    I can't believe Adrianna saved their lives like that

    • @shamussarrazine6623
      @shamussarrazine6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      She's the real hero here. Wish I could sub twice

    • @cubedg6611
      @cubedg6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shamus Sarrazine inn

    • @cubedg6611
      @cubedg6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shamus Sarrazine I oooo i

    • @cubedg6611
      @cubedg6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I B j

    • @cubedg6611
      @cubedg6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shamus Sarrazine io

  • @EndsOnAWin
    @EndsOnAWin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Alpharad and Jo got drunk, DadAsHeck watched an anime about how hot moms are, Adriana is trying to commentate over kids fighting. Welcome to Alpharad Plus

    • @Xenotater
      @Xenotater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You actually made me double take, I could've sworn this WAS an Alpharad Plus video

    • @derk.ex.machina
      @derk.ex.machina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If this was A+ it would have been an hour and a half long

    • @FurbytheFlareon
      @FurbytheFlareon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ness called my mom fat!

    • @reaperofthings
      @reaperofthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surprised Dad was watching MILF Isekai

    • @lillebo77
      @lillebo77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly this is basically just like an introduction to Alpharad Plus

  • @shrilleth
    @shrilleth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    finding out Jo's shot glass was a double shot glass and he didnt even know so he was twice as drunk as Jacob really enhances this video

  • @rc6591
    @rc6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How was this monetized

  • @sillyromy3260
    @sillyromy3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "He's a falco player, he's used to losing" think we all falco players felt that

    • @keeganhall4501
      @keeganhall4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s how I feel every time someone hates on yoshi which is a lot more than you’d think ☹️😂 rip falco mains too

    • @darigumbs3221
      @darigumbs3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That one hit close to home

    • @noobplayz2655
      @noobplayz2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a falco main I can confirm that I lose every match no matter what

    • @sillyromy3260
      @sillyromy3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keeganhall4501 ahaha I literally don't know anyone who likes to play against Yoshi

    • @ShuraEssays
      @ShuraEssays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keeganhall4501 yeah I expect that yoshi gets like at least one death threat a day

  • @HollowPurple-if2co
    @HollowPurple-if2co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I feel like Jo never became more drunk, but Jacob, no he's dead at this point.

    • @nickolias7292
      @nickolias7292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i wouldn't doubt if Jo stopped drinking ten minutes in and forgot where the alcohol was

    • @alecfletcher5508
      @alecfletcher5508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I been ballin' out, boy it ain't nothin' major
      I can never switch, I can never be a hater
      Tryna hit a lick, you get hit with the lasers
      I'm smoking hella pack while I count up this paper\
      1
      1

  • @ompatel187
    @ompatel187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:00 Memory loss time

  • @alison7402
    @alison7402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I lost my body a long time ago"
    After watching the cyberpunk video that means a lot more than it did😰

  • @yeetusfaleetus
    @yeetusfaleetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    This video should be renamed: "My Slow Drunken Descent into Madness ft. A Ness Amiibo"

    • @DiezAU
      @DiezAU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, name it Meglavonia

    • @bravemouse992
      @bravemouse992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DiezAU YESS