@@harkenstone that's what it means literally, but NOBODY uses it for that context, no one lol Our cause is just is also used to shit on people, just like forward aerial.
13:50 It's ironic that Alpha & Jo r playing against Donkey Kongs while Jo sounds like one. Edited: HOLY SHIT I NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES IN ALL OF MY 11 YEARS OF TH-cam THX FAM!!!
yeah, but of course the creator won't include losing a set in his own video. Like how he excluded all the loses his friend the Ganondorf user had to Isabelle players. And conveniently didn't bother uploading the whole stream they happened on.
So lemme get this straight. Nintendo buffed Ness in Smash 4, saw what massacres he created on for glory, and now he's even better in Ultimate. Okay then, Mr. Sakurai...
Who's willing to bet doubles is full of duo ness now since the release of this video, it's like opening the gates of hell and getting exactly what you expected - PK fire
Everyone talking about the Touhou music, and that's cool and all (Alpha give us our 2hu fighter you won't hold it hostage from us) *But nobody gonna talk about that MapleStory OST tho??*
I'm in college and my friend and I still bring handhelds to school. gba in primary, ds in elementary, 3ds in middle school, new 3ds highschool, switch college ;) (4 swords for gba is underrated)
Their phrase,”Our cause is just” fits perfectly with their emotionless eyes and smile.
its straight out of a nightmare, man
Our cause us just_________
Œür çæûßę įś jūßt
Whatever
The birthplace.
Seeing "Our cause is just." With the victory frame of two Ness characters has such a chaotic energy and I do not like it
legion.
it makes me feel some kind of way
Similar to forward aerial
Chaotic evil
Hey, this is not Okey, this is Ness abuse. All Nesses are okay and so are taunts
Two Nesses just staring with those beady, empty, soulless eyes saying “Our cause is just” in unison
Something about that image scares me...
*Everything* about that image scares me.
Our cuase is just
Our cuase is just
Our cause is just
Yeah lol
OKEY
Maybe the chaotic energy?
-Did you make an infinite?
-Yes.
-What did it cost?
-The B button on my controller.
EVERYTHING
Now you're not able to play Belmont anymore
LOL
My friends
RagingFlame The
Shoutouts to icekold for countering Alpharad's goonery with their own.
You mean with their DONGS
*no*
Asian Muffin *thank* you
@@SomethingDifferent349 Grrrrr.
@Solar Loki Holy cow I forgot I posted this. Forgive me for my immaturity.
I tried this doubles strat with my friend and we literally lost 1 game out of like 15
Is that good or bad, it sounds bad but it looks good
@G850 indeed
@Nicholas Isakson thx I didn't understand the wording
How did you lose
Gooey Boi it just happens man
“There were two massive dongs on me and I just couldn’t handle it!”
**Lenny Face**
Well lets just take that out of context and seal it away in the swventh hell
Oh god
Story of my life, man.
*R34 want's to take that out of context*
If anyone ever asks me why competitive players use team attack on I’m sending them this video
i’ve done this in a tournament local with team attack on
especially 10:13 cause that was just disgusting
It’s also extremely easy to pull off.
That's toxic.
Although they coulda still do the infinite even with team attack on.
Ness is EarthBound: an angel
Ness in smash: Satan himself
The true-est words ever spoken.
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro
More of a Messiah archtype than an angel, but you right about the Satan part
Satan was an angel before he fell from grace
@@tyranisoar7401 that adds more to it.
Alternate Title: “Man spends $60 to bully kids online”
90, if you wanda do it online lmao
Ness well we own u so no
Also isn’t ssbu like 55 dollars?
@@Zane0744 160 if he needs a new controller or has joycons
actually it's around 120 accounting the switch costs and online
The first thing I thought when they fought the Donkey Kong team was...
PK V. DK!!!!!
Any one read Pk v. Dk in ness voice?
@@undeaddragon0977 I Can
UNDEAD DRAGON09 I did lol idk y I think I need help
DK Fire
UNDEAD DRAGON09 I did and with a Lucas voice too...
Alpha wins
"Totally balanced, all skill, the opponent sucks"
Alpha loses
*That hitbox shouldn't exist*
your comment is correct
Ampherocious 84 your reply to this comment is correct
@@cupcakewithatophat1131 your reply to this reply about this comment is correct
NiT3_Derpsy
Your reply to this reply to this reply about this comment is correct
ShadowDragonGamer 476 your reply to this reply to this reply to this reply about this comment is correct
No-one:
Not a soul:
Alpharad: bullies children in online mode with an accomplice.
For millions to see
So far 400k, but we can get to a million, I KNOW WE CAN!
WE WON'T LOSE!!
@@thewildsnorlaxyt7406 Will you lose to PK fire?
TheWildSnorlaxYT as it should be
this is really scummy
12:00 "There where two massive dongs around me and I couldnt handle it"
-Alpharad 2019
Who could
fellas
SuperMarioGamer were they diddy or donkey
@@jaydenholzhueter6344 DONKEY
Ha! GAY!
Kill shot at 13:17 is such a beautiful picture, ness pointing forward as his friend ness rockets ahead
Pkmn Trainer Ness sent out Ness!
Ness used PK Thunder!
It’s super effective!
The opposing DK fainted!
Ness kujo sedind his stand, ness platinum
@@fight_and_die1573 It’s more like volt tackle.
@@fight_and_die1573 he used volt tackle
I just watched 2 grown men bully children online
*And I Loved Every Second Of It*
Fardeen Haider as two kid characters
Take that out of context and people will think you're a sociopath.
HMMMMM GOOD😈😈
It's ok, their cause was just
@@lostonatuesdayafternoon yes there cause is just
icekold1: Dunktastic
icekold2: That was rough
PK FIRE :)1: oUr CaUsE iS jUsT
PK FIRE :) 2: OuR cAuSe Is JuSt
Nice profile picture
@@zpushz you too
those two just causes radiate completely different energies and it’s confusing
*Get dunktasticed on*
Phew, close one
I'm sat here laughing my ass off at this combo knowing full well if this happened to me I would throw my controller out the window.
Which combo? Are you used to soundcloud?
Kirbyfreak YT any of the combos cuz they only did toxic combos
"There were 2 massive dongs on me"
~Alpharad, 2019
11:58 - 12:04
_The invincible dong_
I was about to comment this then I saw it
"And I just couldn't handle it"
😐😐😐😐
3:15
K. Rool: wth are they doing?
Ness and Ness: Our goals are beyond your understanding
13:52 Tom and Jerry noises .mp4
What is mp4
Toby Sullivan bruh
@@justm1614 what
@@TobySullivan Is that a joke or you don't know what MP4 is?
@@Kalesoup_ no?
9:30 the songs name is
The Color of the Ground is Yellow
Excellent choice!
*TOUHOU INTERFERENCE*
TariC drake and immediately into SWR Riesen's theme
It should only be used on even matches tho.
That interaction around 5:00 had me dying
Also I love how joe is lowkey getting progressively better with each video
Same
jo*
"Our cause is just" has the same energy as *"fOrWaRd AeRiAl"*
Change my mind
"Our cause is just" is a means to say "We have a reason for winning". "FoRwArD aERiAL" is just what you say to shit on people
@@harkenstone that's what it means literally, but NOBODY uses it for that context, no one lol
Our cause is just is also used to shit on people, just like forward aerial.
I feel like “eat this megasmash” is more like the energy of “*fOrWaRd AeRiAl*”
@@bobertjohnson4459 i say "eat this megasmash" as a replacement for insults and it works WONDERS.
Nah, “forward aerial” has a battle cry feel. “Our cause” is an after battle.
13:50 It's ironic that Alpha & Jo r playing against Donkey Kongs while Jo sounds like one.
Edited: HOLY SHIT I NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES IN ALL OF MY 11 YEARS OF TH-cam THX FAM!!!
Daddy boi Luke not really
It wouldn’t be Ironic, it would be a coincidence. They are easily confused. Plus, he didn’t really sound like Donkey Kong.
@@midori7860 he definitely sounded primal though.
Christian Wright True
Friend: Hey have you watched Avengers: End Game
Me: *watching this video* Yes. Yes I have
No, you watch game end XD
Iron man dies and so does black widow and captain America retires
Spoilers
Captain Falcon is in Avengers
As well as Fortnite
KingGeorgethesavage nobody asked for you to do that
Chris Miller you’re right but I still did it
5:00 that whole play in one tho just looks good
Oh no, please not again. every time you release a video with items or toxic playstyle, I will see those exact things online the next morning
It's almost like you'd see that anyway, huh?
Just don't play doubles smh
Now you know how to counter it. Double DK.
Ah, yes. Because you're forced to play doubles, right?
@@raijinryu8382 maybe he likes playing doubles?
The new trailer for Just Cause 5 looks _great._
ÿeš. G ø ô d .
sleazyy i see what you did there and I don’t like it
sleazyy and it is just.
Is that like just dance
That Cloud F Smash bait is legendary
Ohhh, I get it. They're spamming projectiles while playing music from Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. Big-brain audio jokes.
When you think about it, Ness is just genderswapped Patchouli.
Not really. Ness spams one move. Patchy has huge, complicated spell combos.
@@spectrasoulfaire215 As a Patchouli main, 5c would like a word with you.
Spectra Soulfaire someone doesn’t like ness
@@spectrasoulfaire215 All of Hisoutensoku's community: *Pathetic*
The gradual increase in touhou music in these videos makes me happy
Blueiscancer He is slowly becoming one of us.
One of us :3
I love it! Touhou vid when
ONE OF US
One of us
Alpha’s laugh is so pure but menacing at the same time and it makes me happy
Oh no it’s the Simon and Richter video all over again...I’m predicting Zelda’s next, she’s really annoying online
Double Ganon spamming smashes might be worse
Exactly, like that one game alpha fought with a neutral special spamming Zelda.
It's kind of like that zero series online, he uses the most annoying characters online
Zelda is so annoying online
Nah they doing double dk next
PSI Magnet
✅
- Absorbs
- Heals
- Good for doubles combos
❎
- Nothing
- Can’t absorb physical projectiles (but that’s what the baseball bat is for)
❎
- Can't absorb physical projectiles
I know I'm ruining the joke.
I’ll just add it to the comment
And it can stall in the air and absorb Ness and Lucas' recovery.
❎
- He can't use it
*changes username to PK FIRE :)*
“I honestly think that pk fire is the least obnoxious thing we’re doing”
Speech 100
Alpharad and Jo are so villainous that i often root for the other teams.
Same, honestly.
i popped off when the DK team won
yeah, but of course the creator won't include losing a set in his own video. Like how he excluded all the loses his friend the Ganondorf user had to Isabelle players. And conveniently didn't bother uploading the whole stream they happened on.
The Scarlet Shepherd well yeah because alpha is pussy
bruh the loss count was on the video
Ness online is like a cult......
Because *OUR CAUSE IS JUST*
OUR CAUSE IS JUST.
Let’s Smash, Bro!
@@gnomeyt9339 Eat this, MEGASMASH!
@@skullables8981 I hate that theres a comma in that one. I just want to tell someone EAT MY MEGASMASH
*OUR CAUSE IS JUST*
6:17 The most satisfying sound ever.
I'm digging the recent regularity of Touhou music. Takes me back.
Yeah, my ears pricked at the SWR music, but I didn't recognize it at first... man, good times.
@Vancha March Every song in the series
Vancha March For beginners, first one of the Touhou games you’ll want to play is Touhou 08 Imperishable Night.
You already know the PK Freeze video is coming next.
OH GOD
I swear alpha and jo have this incredible synergy that lets them pull off the most amazing combos
What if you tried to go to heaven but god said "Our cause is just"
and then d-aired you to hell
And down at hells gate, awaited sonic.
A double Ness infinite? That sounds like it's going to give you more than a bad time...
double sans
*GET IT! NESS IS SANS UNDERTALE!!!!!!!*
*WAHAHAHAHA!*
WHICH ONE IS MY BRO?
How does he already have 22 likes
Sans^2
6:17 the absolute worst thing you could do to someone on wifi
What if you
Wanted to go to Elite Smash
But God says...
*P K F I R E*
Lucas' Pk fire or ness' Pk fire?
@@SirRamdomgames yes
@@SirRamdomgames ness, Lucas is way less annoying
*P K F R E E Z E*
@@glowingterror6909 are you sure cause lucas has the power
PSI Magnets: How Do They Work?
Absorbs any energy projectile and heals you
i get the reference...
They S U C C your projectiles *and make Megaman useless*
And I don’t want to talk with a scientist
It just works.
0:39 I started calling this the "Double Dip".
Inb4 Alpharad plays some of the Touhou fighting games with Turv or Joe
All this Touhou music is hyping me up for it
I would love to see him play either Hisoutensoku or Antinomy of Common Flowers
Not gonna lie I’d be so hype for touhou on this channel.
Goodra I just want Alpha to play any sort of Touhou game, but a fighting one would fit the channel better
_ Daitetsu Hisotensoku or AoCF are probably the two best choices
AoCF cuz we need that sweet gap hag slav theme
I like how I could instantly tell a Touhou song was playing by the ZUNpets
Corrupt ‘ same lol
Glad I can see fellow weebs here
All aboard the Gensokyo bus!
By the whats?
Here’s a name, Alpharad: “Betacool”
That's amazing.
Omegalame
Charliemediocre
Joker: >Is released<
Alpharad: DOUBLE NESS INFINITE
Joker is irrelevant
Our cause is just is where it's at.
This was before Joker was released.
@@Agent_Platinum EGGcactly, I'm scrambled, your brain is scrambled, the infinite is hardboiled, this is deviled, ok I'll stop
its you again
Man, between Crazy Backup Dancers on the last video and the Touhou fighting game music in this video, I'm loving the music choices lately.
I was cep&jimbob ny friend cepheus brought his switch to school
Nice
So you’re jimbob?
ButtonEXE
Which one of you was the almighty Dedede
what kind of name is cepheus
@@krazysamurai bruh dont be mean to him
So lemme get this straight. Nintendo buffed Ness in Smash 4, saw what massacres he created on for glory, and now he's even better in Ultimate.
Okay then, Mr. Sakurai...
@Joshua Amerson Yes he was. He was very much present on For Glory in Smash 4.
Hate to spoil Endgame, but Ness used *PK Fire* and killed Thanos
The Juic3B0i DUDE!!!!
I honestly expected it to be a lucky PK Flash.
0:40 Dude my friend and I were playing some smash one day. I didn't realize we were playing Alpharad. :)
I’m guessing you were the Bowser?
@@EnharmonicYT I was the Link
@Gianmarco Damn. How’d it feel to get rocked by double Ness?
@@EnharmonicYT I wanted to quit
@@gian5900 sounds about right
Please keep the touhou music in the background
Who's willing to bet doubles is full of duo ness now since the release of this video, it's like opening the gates of hell and getting exactly what you expected - PK fire
Imagine you wanted to go to heaven. But god said"PK FIRE"
I fear no man.
But THAT thing scares me.
Edit: 300 likes, cool
Edit: Woa, 650. Cool.
Papyrus wrong format. The correct one is:
I fear no man.
But that thing...
It scares me.
I'd imagine sans would scare you
@@Edgeperor
R/woooosh
Papyrus that’s not a wooosh
Edit: woooosh
@@BHC7966 you fucked up how the joke is typed it's not really a whoosh
Everyone talking about the Touhou music, and that's cool and all (Alpha give us our 2hu fighter you won't hold it hostage from us)
*But nobody gonna talk about that MapleStory OST tho??*
HELL YEAH
*yes*
*No one is talking about Melee Fourside theme. RIP*
Surely he gotta play one sometime
12:20 Alpha: I will carry this team as hard as I can!
Also Alpha: *Instantly dies*
Two Touhou songs today? How long until Alpha plays one of the Touhou fighters?
I love it when Alpharad uses music from touhou.
If two Kirby’s on the same team down-air, can it infinitely combo as well??
yes
@@krystof5271 o no
No
Maybe
_Possibly_
In case ur wondering, everyone brings their switch to school. I mean, I'm in high school but nonetheless
I'm in college and my friend and I still bring handhelds to school. gba in primary, ds in elementary, 3ds in middle school, new 3ds highschool, switch college ;) (4 swords for gba is underrated)
Can confirm, there's Switches everywhere.
And people say Ness is annoying when it comes to online. I’m a Lucario main btw.
How do you do, fellow Lucario main?
“Toon link main btw”-alpharad
Nobody asked if you were a lucario main
Holy Miyazaki
In that case, an “fun facts” are completely useless.
That would also mean nobody wants to know what your name is.
So many people say there are no Lucario mains, but we're everywhere.
13:50 to beat the Kong they had to become the Kong
Touhou songs in every vid, now two in one vid.
Alpha, upload touhou gameplay already
Scarlet Mewtwo I see you’re a man of culture, too.
2 Touhou songs in 1 video? You spoil us, Alpha.
3 Touhou comments in a row? You trigger me.
12:00 "There were two massive dongs on me and I just couldn't handle it"
-Alpharad 2019
I just saw a video that showed a ridley/k rool combo that performed on dk looks sexual
As a DK main, that thumbnail hurts me both physically and mentally.
At 13:43 you can see they channelled their inner kong, thats how they won
4:45 that cloud deserved every tea-bag coming to him.
Seth Carlson its T bag not tea-bag
OUR CAUSE IS
Make an Amiibo Tournament Already
Would be better if he do an "Dumb Miis tournament"
@@slayeroffurries1115 4 of each fwob boy
I bring my switch to school and at lunch me and my Freinds play local wierless
Same
YaBoiGotCaught your school lets you bring that? Mine wouldn’t let me bring a DS.
absoul112 it’s not against the rules if you don’t get caught.
I LOVE LOCAL WIERLESS
Just a Random mimikyu yep
4:58 I will always love the way this match ended
You're pullin out more and more touhou music! I heavily respect that!
He has my undying respect for using them
I got so excited when I heard Reisen's theme
The Ground's Color is Yellow to Lunatic Eyes? Amazing. Loving the use of Touhou music
Alpha: I don’t think I’ve ever been this in love with a video game
Me: Oh really now, look at your video of Mario Odyssey
I see you've been listening to more Touhou music lately Alpharad.
Saaaaay Fuzzy Pickles! Nice pfp and name. Earthbound is like my 2nd fav game
6:40 And then he turned himself into a corpse; the funniest shit i've ever seen.
I love how the removed taunts from online to lessen toxicity, but that just caused innovation.
Here comes Alpha hitting us with those TOUHOU JAMS!
UNF UNF
Is that TWO motherfucking Touhou musics? Are we getting a Touhou video soon from the man?
Never.
What's touhou
Oddity Kid. and we might just get that
terraghost something that isn’t an anime
@@terraghost Hell
8:40 I just LOVE IT when this happens to projectile spammers.
This is hands down the greatest doubles gameplay I've ever seen!! Love seeing you and Jo playing online together!
Double dongs: *ready for a 3/0*
Alpha: I’m about to end these mans whole career.
I come back to this video a lot. This is a good video :)
Me too
Same haha
Hey, you know in Endgame...
Vincent gets a wife.
Spoilers
Wow... Can’t believe they ruined the series...
Vincent's wife is *Vincette*
@@RealSuperMario64 No
@@akatosh5689 *Yes.*
You've got to be kidding me ALPHA
This still aint YOSHI
Yosh Main but your pfp is and I like it
Ness is better than yoshi
The IRS is better than yoshi
@@nobleerobligeer8095
Well they still havent caught him so
I guess ya dumb dumb
@@KingChilled
This world doesnt deserve you
You two are very obnoxious online and I am somehow still subbed
4:00 Ness used PK Magnet Ω.
Drained 40 hp out of King k. Rool.
That would be the Hungry HP Sucker, but that’s one of Jeff’s unique items.
Atario 78
2 Ness uses PK Magnet!
King K Rool took Mortal Damage!
*PSI Magnet
Smash synergy and Touhou music, this video has my two favorite things in it.
8:27 IDK WHYBUT THIS PART WAS JUST SO WHOLESOME IT WARMED MY HEAR SO MUCH HEARING THIS
These two Touhou track were nice :)
I hear Touhou 10 Ground is yellow theme..... Me likey
Take a shot every time the games says “PK fire”
“Liver has left the chat”
It is about time Ness gets the recongnintion he deserves.