True. Unfortunately she never had a chance. Of course a woman that told her husband that she wants to bang other dudes is no tough competition for an actual loving partner.
Which is why you keep things closed. So they focus on the love & not the quality of “bedtime”. And you will never be better than the new flavor. (People get bored no matter how good something is)
@@magistersolis.3750 I am sorry, but thats just nonsense. If you put actual effort into making your partner happy and have proper communication, no random other person is going to offer more "quality of bedtime". And nobody should wonder why. Of course a stranger won't be able to accommodate to your preferences better than someone who knows you inside out. And if you don't give a shit about your partner, with the result of the "quality of bedtime" being poor, the lack of other options won't exactly fix this problem either.
18:43 as a man who had a female stalker in highschool yes this happens and yes this is terrifying, and yes no one believes you and people minimise how bad it is, but if a guy does it he's going straight to jail
i had an entire group of girls getting peoples addresses and license plates they even followed people just to list there address in a google doc in middle school only got told off even tho its illegal
@@daddyahhh3976 didnt go that far but they still snuck into off limit rooms/ teachers room to get my personal info etc... that did not felt good. The teacher whose stuff they went through to learn about me brushed it off as "girls being silly" and that it was "getting to my head"
@@darcidious99 mm, I'll take an L and say that as a male talking a woman out of that situation is extremely difficult so ideally they would've solved it like adults instead of so childishly.
@@arrogantsavant2960 Exactly. Ultimatum is just a domination thing. You flop once, all next flops are seen as a given and all your consecutive red lines and "No" as mere suggestions.
@@darcidious99 i mean... no ? you can be in 1 day of relationship of 60 years of marriage, as long the thing didnt go well with ur partner and the relationship arm you more than it make you happy you just should go aways, (and it was probably not the first time the girls use a "ultimatum", he just decide to said "fuck this" for the playsation ultimatum x) (also my personal hobby is reading book and manga/manhua/manhwa) if a girls tell me to chose betwen her and manga, i will throw her everytime, maybe the playstation was the hobby of the guy, a hobby is a thing who make you happy in life so the girl basicly said chose betwen with make you happy and me, the choice was obvious to me XD
@@darcidious99 You'd think after 10 years of relationship they knew each other enough to respect their partners hobbies. Its probably not about a physical playstation and more about him using a playstation aka playing videogames at all. They should've just broken up sooner if this was such a massive issue to them. I'd assume the woman didn't like that her man spend so much of his free time gaming and not with her. There are 3 solutions, join him and get into games too, be more interesting than games or look for a man that actually views life the same way as you.
8:01 I had a similar date but in America, not London. I took a girl to the zoo as our first date. She said she liked animals, I like animals. There's sun, fresh air, exercise. Both parties get to dress casual and comfortably, there's animals and the little gardens along the way to catch any breaks in the conversation, food, drink and expensive gift shops. Half way through she started complaining nonstop and started asking me a lot of financial questions; how much I make monthly, annually, how many credit cards I had, their limit. This woman even wanted to know my credit score! I didn't answer any of them but as we were leaving she had the audacity to say "If you're too broke to take me to a restaurant, you should've told me so we didn't waste our time." To which I told her that I just decided that taking her home is no longer worth my time; and I left her there in the parking lot. Fun fact. The zoo is roughly a one and a half hour drive from the city we live in. I wasn't about to drive home with all that disrespectful noise.
To answer your question: because they're sympathy fishing. They believe they're the main character instead of being the "main character" of their life and the "supporting character" in the lives of others. It's narcicism pulled right to the forefront, especially with how awful these posts were. And the worst part is that they have no self-awareness that this is a bad thing.
@@gazelle_diamond9768 They aren't necessarily saying that all women said both of those things. It is a fact that there was a big campaign to beat it into men's heads that continuing to pursue a woman after being rejected once is wrong. It is also a fact that some women are unhappy with the results of that campaign. However, their comment implies that it is a problem created solely by women which is not true.
Even if the girl cheats, if that child is mine then I want sole custody of that child because that mother will never be able to raise that baby as she's shown to be too unstable and untrustworthy. If it's not my child then I'm out, I'd rather be homeless than give the satisfaction of child support. She can go work for her damn money.
Those are examples that make me want to look at them in the eyes and say "Why are you like that? I would ask what the hell is wrong with you but I'm not in the mood to hear a list for 2 hours."
when there is a woman that slept with over 100 people, while a guy like me here with a solid zero... it's just like that quote from dragon ball z abridged: "i'm dying of thirst watching another person drown"...
also i'm saying this for the comedic factor, i don't try to get pity or am spiteful. i understand that it can be taken as such, but no, i just used self comedic tragedy for humorous effect.
As a guy who doesn't want to use Tinder and don't go out much, I can confirm social media has definitely destroyed my trust in meeting people in public. I'm not afraid to talk to new people as long as it's not weird or anything, I just got a girl's number last week at a holiday party, but I definitely need to feel comfortable talking to the person first.
Just try a simple conversation, if it don’t work out u know to block the number and to make sure she can’t reach you even if u were the last person (besides her) on earth
its been kinda confirmed as an actual fact now that most ( and saying most.. not all ) people on social media, are displaying their worst selves you would ever see of them. like only if they got really really angry. some people are definately embarrassed by their posts.
43:51 Girl: _"Thinking about my perfect first boyfriend who never who was nice and bought flowers and gifts and planned surprise dates and never followed girls on social media and how I dumped him bc I was bored and went off to date men who lit rally abused and cheated on me lmao"_ No sympathy for her. In the words of Joaquin Phoenix's portrayal of Joker: _"You get what you fking deserve."_
How about the boring route to dying alone? My only hobby is reading stuff online, watching stuff online and food. I don't like social media so I never went much into it. Funnily enough I'm completely fine lol. Idk if I'm happy but I'm not crying for affection or anything like that.
@@HudaefCares We all say the same things until we crave more, crave companionship and affection. If you think you'll feel it, even a bit, or have in the past, then you've probably felt it all along, even if through opportunity cost. I've learned recently that feeling "fine" is not being okay. It might be different for you, but some part of me denies that.
"Open relationship" means they are looking for someone else. Its the reddest of red flags. Your relationship is already over, the sooner you break it off the less damage it will cause you.
@@SamReynols Lined up? Most of the time it's guilty conscious over the deeds already done. They did it. They evaluated things. They don't feel nice about it, but they are adamant on not stopping.
Yeah opening a previously monogamous relationship is never a good sign. It can *maybe* work if the relationship starts out that way, but honestly I think true triad or poly relationships are probably more stable than both partners having side pieces.
I'm sorry, but even _BATMAN_ breaking my goddamn fingers with a vice couldn't have gotten that Chlamydia thing out of me. How can people say that with their full face and without shame
Women that admit this sort of stuff are typically the type of women that don't deserve any respect due to obviously not having respect for themselves or the guy's privacy. They pretty much cry "poor me" but are the type to do it all over again if they get paid enough.
@@DinnerForkTongue VTuber or not, don't just blindly think you know an influencer just because you watch their content. Alana is entertaining and all, but keep the parasocial relationship in check. That aside, it's the TwitTubers that are the real cesspool.
The sad thing is the one where the woman is like "if you have a DNA test and find out its not yours, take responsibility and look after it still" is shit because the courts will support that cheating scum, just because you were in her life. If it's not your kid you shouldn't have to pay for it, especially if its from cheating.
In my country if for example your married and you did that both you and the person you cheated with will be jailed for up to 14 years... If the person you cheated with doesn't know you are married, they don't get jailed.
Easy(ish) solution: since most family court judges are elected, I'd run against him/her in the next election and make it clear when I filed that its retaliation lmao
Never buy dinner for her kids. That counts as taking a provider role and some, very few but more than zero therefore too many, courts count it as reasonable grounds for establishing child support.
@@seneca983Skene's glands aren't even connected to the urethra. They also don't have any real bladders for holding liquids and _no gland_ in the human body can excrete that much fluid in that amount of time. No, it doesn't have even a tangential part in it. It's pee. And it's fine if you're into that and all, but the worst thing to do is to try to delude yourself otherwise.
@@seneca983minor nit: that spray still exits through the vagina from outlet connected to the urethra iirc. if it comes out of the pee hole, it's either pee or a medical emergency.
"congratulations to the man who unmatched with me the moment I told him I was a journalist" "also guess who's name I'm running through the court records tonight." Two things. First, way to prove him correct in unmatching you, and two, a "journalist" who doesn't capitalize or use the correct form of "whose", nor punctuation tells me all I need to know about the level of your "journalism".
@@whiterabbit75 if you have ever managed to grab some of the originals of books that sold decently well.... There are quite a few that are hard to read due to bad Grammer, punctuation placement, misspelling.... Etc.... mainly due to the author being tired while writing .... Also.... First comment I said was supposed to be a joke
"Fellas, is it gay to not want to die in an auto collision?" "You can't not like Marvel." Oh, buddy, you've no idea how much I can precisely not like Marvel movies.
the astrology one is hilarious because its implying that if that person believed their signs were "compatible" she would have stayed with the dude despite knowing he drank out of the toilet XD
Not really, it was just a reason to make their decision after they stumbled upon a MASSIVE red flag. Also, he didn't just drink out of the toilet, he drank her piss.
The playstation thing I'm honestly on board with, if your partner for ten years is willing to drop that kind of an ultimatum on you. Then that relationship cant be in a healthy state to begin with, Or he's an addict and needs help in which case probably better he let her out of the collateral damage. If you got a problem get help. If your relationship is fucked, get help, if you cant fix it, let go. And if you dropping ultimatums as anything but a last resort, then you deserve to have your bluff called.
It's just a hobby, is how I'd look at it. Whether it's gaming, fixing cars, reading books, whatever. Either way it's a bad sign. Either that person is such a toxic significant other they can't allow you to have a hobby... or they are so unattractive to you you never want to spend time with them over your hobby. Either way it wasn't going to work out. IMO though it's far more common for women to just have a problem with allowing their hubby a hobby. They want to be the center of their life... but of course that doesn't work the other way around.
The PlayStation I have rn is actually one of my child hood PlayStations the 3 my fam had broke and we had to sell my child hood 2 so no imma not gonna give up my childhood 4 (my family and I are really into modern and retro gaming that's how I had a childhood 2 and have a childhood 4)
@@njtdfino, it’s not. If it’s actually detrimental to their lives, that’s when you communicate with them, not fire off ultimatums like you’re the Habsburgs
When a man opens up about his emotions, it rarely works out well for him. I wish it wasn't like that, but that is the reality. Instead of society telling men to open up, which turns him into a target, society should be telling people not to weaponize a man's feelings against him when he does open up. Otherwise, nothing will change.
I love that we now get women who experience these things like they are unheard of. Meanwhile, guys be like "ah yes, a classic in the book of gold-diggers".
And it's crazy how vehemently people will defend hookup culture even after suffering from it firsthand. Just suggesting that maybe always having meaningless sexual flings could be bad results in you being seen as a puritan or prude.
@@HomekittyL2 nah it means you're slut shaming and that makes you a not progressive alt right evil person. And btw all of this 100% applies to dudes, this isn't a sex thing, it's common sense. None of this "oh he's a player" nah, hes a hoe is what he is. And whats weirder is that there are chicks INTO THAT. I've heard a few say "well he pulls no bitches so why would I want him"... Wtf does that even mean?!?!?!
Yeah, the Chinese spyware is constantly being used as women’s therapist. I genuinely don’t understand why you would post your personal issues on a public access entertainment phone application. There are literally other applications that are for that. It’s like everyone has devolved into attention W#0®️E$ that need constant validation and call it self empowerment.
@@SchemingGoldberg They are using it like a therapist part is true mostly for women yes, but there are some men dancing and strutting around like they are the “New Hottness” on it too. Every user that posts videos on that app is partially guilty of that crime or sin depending on how you view it.
I am willing to bet the ten year relationship vs. a playstation had a lot more beef behind the choice. That playstation was chosen because that ultimatum was the last straw in a 10 year flawed relationship.
It is often better, as well. No obligations to get your partner off when you just need to pump a quick one out. Nothing was stopping her from helping. She could have sat opposite of him and diddled herself so he could get off faster. Every healthy relationship I’ve been in, my girl would join in and then we’d have the mutual self play. Ladies need to learn how to play the game and what a healthy relationship should be.
This reminds me of when my buddy and his gf got in a fight with each other and she yells at him "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITHOUT ME?????" He just sat there for a minute and just goes,"Eh, i got a pc"
If women's social media has taught me anything it's that 1: Women never say what they actually mean, if you expect a woman to behave like an adult and not a teenager playing mindgames then YOU'RE the one who can't communicate, prepare to have eyes rolled at you. And 2: Personal accountability is sexism 🤣
It's like saying "Some do, but only some" about a person's odds of surviving a free fall with no parachute. Yeah, there's the 1 in 1000 guy, but you're not going to be that guy, so it's safer to just say it isn't going to work period, and let exceptions be exceptions.
@@zeriel9148 Exactly, exceptions don't make the rule. I only say some, because you have that one person who say that because some work, they should be counted.
A girl asking to see my phone is an instant breakup. even if she's not cheating and it's just "trust issues", it is unfair to saddle me with the sins of your past relationships...
Back when I was 20 or so I had a coworker who was 18 and on her THIRD kid (all different dads). Her first one was when she was 14 or 15. Absolutely wild.
After like...24 body-count, there's definitely some benchwarmers there. Like, no way are you doing those numbers with all-stars, at that point you're doing it for the love of the game.
I think if you're good at seduction and/or very attractive you probably could do that with only people who most would consider attractive, especially if you're a woman and still young.
@@JustATrippyDuck Yeah but that doesn't my point. Some people can afford to be very picky, whether they're picky about looks or something else, and still rack up a high body counts.
girl with chlamydia girl cheated on her BF with her dad girl stabbing her husband because she thought he cheated on her guy drinking girl's piss from the toilet ants eating girl's discharged man me go "WTF" and also made me wanna throw up!!!!
Fun fact about the chewy semen, it's harmless and can happen to anyone at any time. Something to do with protein stuff in the fluid. It has happened to me once in my life and it was the weirdest feeling to shoot jelly beans. edit: 51:36
It's completely normal. The guy in question has an abnormaly protein rich diet. Lowering the protien content of the meals or exercising can solve the problem. Remember stay Hydrated.
51:23 "Growing up I was always told like 'Oh boys are the smelly messy gender'" Well, growing up I was part of an "Easter Event for Young Adults", organizing the sanitary/cleanliness part of the ordeal. Let me assure you, without any shadow of a doubt, the girl's bathroom was bafflingly, astoundingly, remarkably, unbearably worse than anything the dude's bathroom came anywhere near close to being.
There's a lot of funny L's, but the guy who cheated on the queen who worked 70 hours a week for his ass is an L for everyone. The fact he even thought about cheating should already be a crime
It's pretty refreshing to hear women being on the receiving end of this for once. It's not that bad for her, though. I'd have more sympathy if the culture, her friends and family all told her that it was her fault that he "was forced" to cheat because she wasn't meeting all of his needs. Call me when the self deletion rate of women who work hard and invest heavily into men reaches the rate of men in the same position. Bonus points for when the bad side of the situation happens ten to fifteen years after marriage.
There's so many other dudes that would literally do anything to have a woman like that and he threw it away. We don't claim that guy, he lost his man card. In fact, he lost his HUMANITY card
He was lucky to have her. I would refuse her help unless it's going to my investment so I can pay it forward. If children are involved there is no damn way I want them raised in a poverty hell pit especially. I look at the past, present and future. He could have been successful too and took advantage of gold. Big L
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein No, no no no, you misunderstood! I meant "an?" as in "just one STD? Try multiple.", lmao. *An STD* is actually perfectly correct grammar, since you read the start of the acronym as "ess".
I love how that first woman's example of how her life is so bad has her just breezing by admitting a blatant example of female privilege. "Yeah I couldn't afford to be chaffeured around like an aristocrat, so I just had a male slave do it for free, my life is so bad".
@@piotr004 There's no privileges to being a woman to them, because they are raised with a victim mentality and then take their benefits in life for granted.
Honestly us men really need to start a campaign about making women wait and prove themselves before giving them any resources or help. Like that is crazy loser type stuff. Don't offer anything to a woman you just met like that. She is just using you.
@@zs9652 It would be more accurate to simply get to know a woman properly before investing anything into her, this should be common for modern socialization instead of already assuming negative or positive things about the person.
I don’t care if it’s a men or women, high body count to me feels weird, like close to triple is like, just live a none family life at that point, why be who you aren’t. Listen if a man or woman want to have a lot of s** that’s fine, it’s your choice, but at the same time if you expect a long family relationship, that high body count matter to most. Be mindful of your decisions, that’s all and don’t blame others for your decisions.
And the sad reality is if a guy did just 1/10th of these things He will experience humiliation enough to cripple his soul for the rest of the life Our race doomed fr
Around the 13 minute mark, if you have a breeding kink, that's one thing. When you're actually bringing children into the world and calling it a kink, that's really weird.
Yeah, that was pretty funny. But damn... Dude completed NNN, and refused to drink a single drop of water all month long, just to deliver that kind of load. That's dedication.
gave credit AND watched the sponsor ?! this is a W for showing suppport to the person who made the video u reacted to and did not do half baked stuff good up the good work
i'm autistic and i have apparently rizzed up women without realizing and had women flirt with me but unless you literally say "hey i'm into you" i wont get it
I had a friend in grade 11 directly ask me to feel her up. I had a girlfriend at the time, so I declined, but it also genuinely did not occur to me that she meant anything by it until like five years after graduation. I don't know if that made me a chad in her eyes or not but I'm definitely glad I didn't oblige.
PRO TIP: Regarding the triple digits pothole... telling people that you're a virgin when you've screwed 100+ guys isn't going to fool anyone long. 1) No one believes you're a virgin to start off with. 2) When he "discovers" that he should have brought caving gear he's going to leave anyway. 3) He's going to warn everyone he knows since you lied. 4) You should really care about yourself as a person and not treat yourself like the community trash compactor and STD collector. 5) This behavior does affect "your stuff". Maybe, it's "theoretically possible", that you can't tell that you're "ruining your body" but everyone else can and every time you add another guy to that list you also increase your likelihood of STDs, devalue yourself in the eyes of others further, create more baggage and drama for yourself and "water down" them mashed potatoes even further... and no one likes runny mashed potatoes, especially when they have the consistency of water.
It's a real thing, you could complement a women on her hair and she will pull out a phone and start recording a horror story of some creep wanting to scalp her and wear her skin. You want to really turn the tables women?, approach us with a compliment, and ask us out, that's a shock let me tell you.
This happens if shes really into you and doesnt want you to get taken by another girl. But girls will like it more if they show you signs they like you, then you ask her out.
45:41 This isn’t something where an apology should make things right. You need to apologize and not go for him and instead learn from this experience and be a better person.
I guarentee it wasn't even makeup, it was using waaay too many face filters on her photos and she actually did show up to the date looking her "best", the best that makeup could do without a thousand filters thrown over it...
50:20 the legit wretching by Alana was what made me subscribe. It was so visceral and real I realized she wasn't putting on a show, this is just Alana.
Ok. So all this stuff just reminds me of this important lesson taught to me by a book. The book is "The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents" by Terry Pratchett. Its plot involves a bunch of talking and thinking rats, teamed up with a talking and thinking cat and a boy who can play music. They run a pied piper scam on a town but events spiral out of control. One of the major themes in the book is about how reality doesnt conform to stories and similar and sort of this level of "be realistic" vibe. The story literally has a point where it goes "and if this was a fairytale, thats where it would end. But this is reality so it doesnt end there." And then it becomes this section about like government meetings, hashing out laws and agreements, and arguing with each other. In its own way, the whole fantasy nature of it helps to point out how this lesson is, and this lesson honestly is something i honestly think would have helped most of the people in the video from making such stupid decisions.
47:37 bestiality is a crime you know 56:39 what's worse is that she must be pretty damn annoying or scary for someone to refuse that amount of money, *or he must be a really good guy that wouldn't take it out of morality* in which case you gotta feel even worse for the guy
@@_burningshadow_8010 I mean, having sex with some dead animal is pretty much a prerequisite for becoming part of the British political elite, but blame the US of A...
I don’t have a fear of approaching women, but I do fear being in close proximity in like a supermarket. If I am walking and a female is approaching, I will put my hand (either left or right depending on where the female is) behind my back until I am away from them.
jesus christ, the marvel statement is definitely weird it's like people substituting their desire for children with pets, and then get all weird about it
Biggest L: Was friends with a girl I had a massive crush on for 3 years being the best person I could be to her and making sure she was never bored or lonely. One day she invited me to go out camping with her and I said “sure, sounds fun!”; she unfortunately was having trouble finding sleeping bags and asked her younger brother where they were. He said they only have one she said that was fine and grabbed it. Just before leaving I turn around to her brother and invite both him and her ex (I was good friends with her ex) to go with us and they agreed as we were walking out I noticed it was a harvest moon out that night and she said how people who fall in love under a harvest moon were guaranteed I to be together forever…. I only found out years later she was planning to sleep with me under the stars that night and start a relationship…. She is now married… Still kick myself about it to this day.
At least this didn't sound too bad. It sounds like a standard misunderstanding rejection story. Except for the moon thing. seriously, don't believe in superstitious hype that makes people fall in live. Anyway, yeah. She should have communicated that with you from the get-go.
You can't change the past, focus on making the future you smarter and stronger. If you like someone tell them if you want to be with them. It's a bit like jumping into a cold pool, you will hesitate and get nervous so just shut off your brain and take the action. Don't think about the outcome. women respect and admire honesty. They don't respect it if a guy will hide the truth because he is worried about negative outcomes.
That sounds like a drastic lifestyle choice that would require a lot of dedication to be able to achieve If she did that on purpose I guess I can respect the effort that would take to pull off
Imagine having such a boring life with no actual human interests to dedicate so much time to having sex. I can understand a relationship with having sex 300 times a year, but it's 300 different guys you need to meet first. What a shallow parody of a human being she must be. No books, no TV, no hobbies, just every free evening of your life is having sex.
No, If you say you don't want anything, I'm not getting you anything. We're not playing childrens games of guess what you mean. Communicate like an adult.
Gonna be honest: I doubt the good conservative man would tolerate a rabid feminist that complains about there not being good men left on a blog post. I don't want him to put up with her to begin with.
the density of some of these people is approaching black hole levels. Also that prison pen pal situation kind of sounds like a parole thing (something stable to encourage change after release)
Prison pen pals are a thing exactly for that reason, but unfortunately the prison system is so fucked inmates often leave more violent than they came in so those relationships often end up in abuse or straight up murder...
"this is a safe place but not that safe" "I let him fold me like an oragami bird then blocked him. Best him to the punch. We're leerning the game too fast" "Thinking about my perfect first boyfriend who was nice and briught flowers and gifts and never cheated and i left him bcause i was bored and went off to date men who literally abused me and cheated on me L M A O" ladies, i really need a pep talk after reading aome of these because the mixture of emotions im feeling right now is outrageous. Like- where do i even start? Just...what the fuck bro. We are so cooked.
ShoeOnHead says: "Are women OK?" Meanwhile Nick Fuentes says: "Having seggs with women is gay." I don't know man, I was chilling thinking social media was kind of weird for mourning the death of a Gorilla a decade ago and then I woke up and the world appearently went to hell
If a girl had me choose between her and the PlayStation I'd choose the PlayStation and the reason is because I am not dating or being in a relationship with someone who doesn't want me to do things that I enjoy. It's one thing if someone's spending way too much time on video games and not participating in the relationship, but I think most people at least attempt to balance their life or will listen to their partner's feelings
Simple. Attention, validation from other women, and reassurance that literally everything is the man's fault and has nothing to do with their dating choices. They can't handle accountability, so they get the Girl Pack and their group chats and strangers online to reassure them that they're still a perfect, pretty little princess.
I believe that mental health are neglected these days, we focused more on what people virtually did rather than their mental state. You could also see people having serious fights over fictional things rather than Economics and other much more important necessities in life to survive.
always be like that, thats just we didnt have internet to show it to the whole world before, same thing goes with criminality, we have a lot less crime than 20-30y ago (in my country at least) but i often hear thing among the line "people kill each other for nothing nowaday" well in fact is just we have acces to the information when thing happen unlike 25y ago when you will not know it happen
I'm a youngish single man and I like to decorate my man space with all kinds of antiques. My friend is setting up an arcade center for his bachelor pad and I'm getting betty lamps, cast iron cookware, and antique furniture and Im learning how to can and farm.
I remember my primary school crush. For the sake of safety, her name was Katie. She was one of the only people to be genuinely kind to me and be nice to me when I moved and I was bullied. I haven't heard about her in a while, we would've never worked out anyways if anything did happen 😂😂😂😂 she's a good woman, I hope she's doing good.
Women in social media tell people stuff that the CIA would have to beat out of me completely umprompted.
They’d have to water board me for them to get a fraction of what they post.
women have the same mental capacity as a child. its not that complicated.
Upon finishing the video. Ya ima need at least an hour of pure cbt before I give up a word of what they are posting
The CIA? Dude BATMAN couldnt make me confess these kinda Ls
This is also a good reason not to tell women any of your secrets. They could be used against you in the future.
Women who say "situationship" are a huge red flag
We used to call it "He's just not into you".
@@carlasghost656 They usually are getting "into" them regularly tho, hence the "situation". They aren't committing but they love that D
Translation: "We're in a relationship, he just doesn't know it yet."
*insert MGS alert sound effect*
@@carlasghost656 Acquaintances with benefits.
" my husband left me for his lover after I wanted to open our marriage." Skill issue
True.
Unfortunately she never had a chance.
Of course a woman that told her husband that she wants to bang other dudes is no tough competition for an actual loving partner.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
@@redridingcape mhm
Which is why you keep things closed.
So they focus on the love & not the quality of “bedtime”.
And you will never be better than the new flavor. (People get bored no matter how good something is)
@@magistersolis.3750 I am sorry, but thats just nonsense.
If you put actual effort into making your partner happy and have proper communication, no random other person is going to offer more "quality of bedtime".
And nobody should wonder why. Of course a stranger won't be able to accommodate to your preferences better than someone who knows you inside out.
And if you don't give a shit about your partner, with the result of the "quality of bedtime" being poor, the lack of other options won't exactly fix this problem either.
18:43 as a man who had a female stalker in highschool yes this happens and yes this is terrifying, and yes no one believes you and people minimise how bad it is, but if a guy does it he's going straight to jail
Yeah I had a female stalker too lucky for me she got caught being a creep and I was saved by some nice people.
i had an entire group of girls getting peoples addresses and license plates they even followed people just to list there address in a google doc in middle school only got told off even tho its illegal
@@daddyahhh3976 didnt go that far but they still snuck into off limit rooms/ teachers room to get my personal info etc... that did not felt good. The teacher whose stuff they went through to learn about me brushed it off as "girls being silly" and that it was "getting to my head"
@@daddyahhh3976 Yeah Gangs did this in highschool.
@@chobaka they weren't a gang tho they were just grabbing peoples addresses for there own reasons
Seatbelts aren't gay. They're BDSM
I… why have you done this
DMV: Department of Masochist Vassals
Didnt know Volvo was this kinky back in the day
I want you to know that you have forever placed a scar upon my consciousness and i shall forever remember you, for better or worse.
Lmao tighter
It's not about taking playstation. It's about not taking ultimatum games.
You play them, you lose. Period.
@@darcidious99 I feel the problem is that someone drawing such an ultimatum once is a massive red flag that they'll use this scummy tactic again.
@@darcidious99 mm, I'll take an L and say that as a male talking a woman out of that situation is extremely difficult so ideally they would've solved it like adults instead of so childishly.
@@arrogantsavant2960 Exactly. Ultimatum is just a domination thing. You flop once, all next flops are seen as a given and all your consecutive red lines and "No" as mere suggestions.
@@darcidious99 i mean... no ? you can be in 1 day of relationship of 60 years of marriage, as long the thing didnt go well with ur partner and the relationship arm you more than it make you happy you just should go aways, (and it was probably not the first time the girls use a "ultimatum", he just decide to said "fuck this" for the playsation ultimatum x)
(also my personal hobby is reading book and manga/manhua/manhwa) if a girls tell me to chose betwen her and manga, i will throw her everytime, maybe the playstation was the hobby of the guy, a hobby is a thing who make you happy in life so the girl basicly said chose betwen with make you happy and me, the choice was obvious to me XD
@@darcidious99 You'd think after 10 years of relationship they knew each other enough to respect their partners hobbies.
Its probably not about a physical playstation and more about him using a playstation aka playing videogames at all.
They should've just broken up sooner if this was such a massive issue to them.
I'd assume the woman didn't like that her man spend so much of his free time gaming and not with her.
There are 3 solutions, join him and get into games too, be more interesting than games or look for a man that actually views life the same way as you.
8:01 I had a similar date but in America, not London. I took a girl to the zoo as our first date. She said she liked animals, I like animals. There's sun, fresh air, exercise. Both parties get to dress casual and comfortably, there's animals and the little gardens along the way to catch any breaks in the conversation, food, drink and expensive gift shops.
Half way through she started complaining nonstop and started asking me a lot of financial questions; how much I make monthly, annually, how many credit cards I had, their limit. This woman even wanted to know my credit score! I didn't answer any of them but as we were leaving she had the audacity to say "If you're too broke to take me to a restaurant, you should've told me so we didn't waste our time." To which I told her that I just decided that taking her home is no longer worth my time; and I left her there in the parking lot.
Fun fact. The zoo is roughly a one and a half hour drive from the city we live in. I wasn't about to drive home with all that disrespectful noise.
Based decision.
This makes me feel schadenfreude
Specifically for the person you left behind. For you I feel sympathy
Dodged a major bullet for sure
King
*bonk* no gold digging
To answer your question: because they're sympathy fishing. They believe they're the main character instead of being the "main character" of their life and the "supporting character" in the lives of others. It's narcicism pulled right to the forefront, especially with how awful these posts were. And the worst part is that they have no self-awareness that this is a bad thing.
Most of them aren't even Supporting Charaters. They're NPCs.
@@avroarchitect1793cringiest comment I've read in a long time
@@venuasaur560 says the NPC spouting lines with zero thought behind them
@@avroarchitect1793says the tiktok brain rot poster boy
@@venuasaur560 Sir or ma'am, you're named after a pokemon and you're also claiming others are cringe. Polite suggestion; Shush you hypocrite. Lol.
Women: No means no
Also Women: So hard to be coy with men now
Because ALL women share one consciousness, obviously.
@@gazelle_diamond9768 Because women are hypocrites, apparently.
@@gazelle_diamond9768 They aren't necessarily saying that all women said both of those things. It is a fact that there was a big campaign to beat it into men's heads that continuing to pursue a woman after being rejected once is wrong. It is also a fact that some women are unhappy with the results of that campaign. However, their comment implies that it is a problem created solely by women which is not true.
@@NuchiAsaki It also implies that the amount of women saying both of those things is equal... which is also incorrect.
@@gazelle_diamond9768not all I wouldn't even say a majority, there is some noticable uncommon overlap though
You won't raise a kid that's not your because of cheating, *I* won't raise a kid that's not mine because I hate orphans.
There's a difference.
I won't raise a kid that's not mine cuz its not mine
Even if the girl cheats, if that child is mine then I want sole custody of that child because that mother will never be able to raise that baby as she's shown to be too unstable and untrustworthy.
If it's not my child then I'm out, I'd rather be homeless than give the satisfaction of child support. She can go work for her damn money.
I won't raise a kid that's not mine unless I have _full_ custody of him or her. No selective parenthood like single mommas love to dictate.
You don’t want to make Batman?😔
@@Marcelis Batman had money, he would've been fine with or without Alfred.
Why oh why do I find it so entertaining watching Alana being generally appalled by the state of her fellow human beings...?
Because we get to enjoy the exasperation and weirdness with her absorbing most of the psychic damage.
Shatenfreud, probably.
@@PhillyCh3zSt3ak Shat
Relatability lol
Experience probably. People replying like "oh she's relatable" or something. But is that even slightly a good thing? I doubt it tbh.
Those are examples that make me want to look at them in the eyes and say "Why are you like that? I would ask what the hell is wrong with you but I'm not in the mood to hear a list for 2 hours."
and is a list of deflections and blaming you for their own short comings
Daddy issues
Luckily for you, they would refuse to answer or deflect so you wouldn't have to listen to a 2 hour list
when there is a woman that slept with over 100 people, while a guy like me here with a solid zero... it's just like that quote from dragon ball z abridged: "i'm dying of thirst watching another person drown"...
also i'm saying this for the comedic factor, i don't try to get pity or am spiteful. i understand that it can be taken as such, but no, i just used self comedic tragedy for humorous effect.
Is that tfs refrence?!
@aerickmon3350 yes... i really never felt more like krillin then after seeing that part of the video...
@@maksimgames1 he got android 18 at least
@@aerickmon3350 true which makes it even worse.
As a guy who doesn't want to use Tinder and don't go out much, I can confirm social media has definitely destroyed my trust in meeting people in public. I'm not afraid to talk to new people as long as it's not weird or anything, I just got a girl's number last week at a holiday party, but I definitely need to feel comfortable talking to the person first.
Just try a simple conversation, if it don’t work out u know to block the number and to make sure she can’t reach you even if u were the last person (besides her) on earth
its been kinda confirmed as an actual fact now that most ( and saying most.. not all ) people on social media, are displaying their worst selves you would ever see of them. like only if they got really really angry. some people are definately embarrassed by their posts.
43:51 Girl: _"Thinking about my perfect first boyfriend who never who was nice and bought flowers and gifts and planned surprise dates and never followed girls on social media and how I dumped him bc I was bored and went off to date men who lit rally abused and cheated on me lmao"_
No sympathy for her. In the words of Joaquin Phoenix's portrayal of Joker: _"You get what you fking deserve."_
Watching people taking the scenic route to dying alone hurts my soul.
It's ok I will die alone happy 😂
I’m going to die alone and glad I did.
How about the boring route to dying alone? My only hobby is reading stuff online, watching stuff online and food. I don't like social media so I never went much into it. Funnily enough I'm completely fine lol. Idk if I'm happy but I'm not crying for affection or anything like that.
@@HudaefCares We all say the same things until we crave more, crave companionship and affection. If you think you'll feel it, even a bit, or have in the past, then you've probably felt it all along, even if through opportunity cost. I've learned recently that feeling "fine" is not being okay. It might be different for you, but some part of me denies that.
@@HudaefCares Just go out and talk to people dude.
"Open relationship" means they are looking for someone else. Its the reddest of red flags. Your relationship is already over, the sooner you break it off the less damage it will cause you.
Not only looking. They already have someone lined up or in mind.
Sad but true lol
@@SamReynols Lined up? Most of the time it's guilty conscious over the deeds already done.
They did it. They evaluated things. They don't feel nice about it, but they are adamant on not stopping.
Yeah opening a previously monogamous relationship is never a good sign. It can *maybe* work if the relationship starts out that way, but honestly I think true triad or poly relationships are probably more stable than both partners having side pieces.
also women have much higher chance finding a second or a third partner , so the male in the relationship probs will just become a cuck
I find it interesting that social media has enabled people to vent their trauma to complete strangers on the internet rather than a therapist
I don't even know if therapists want to hear half the shit that was posted on social media.
The illusion of safety.
Truth be told though. Some people have a general interest in helping strangers.
Because social media is free, therapists are expensive.
On the bright side, it's also free content to rip on.
Cause social media is free and is about as effective as a therapist
Let me guess, most were from the US where the therapist isn't free.
I'm sorry, but even _BATMAN_ breaking my goddamn fingers with a vice couldn't have gotten that Chlamydia thing out of me. How can people say that with their full face and without shame
They've either already dealt with it or they just don't care. Probably the latter as it's now online forever
@@rhondaparr5739Batman tortured them for Chlamydia information?
Women spent the last several decades destroying their concepts of shame.
Batman could do it but jackasses on social media sure as shit aren't Batman
Women are allergic to shame because it's a vector for accountability.
Women that admit this sort of stuff are typically the type of women that don't deserve any respect due to obviously not having respect for themselves or the guy's privacy.
They pretty much cry "poor me" but are the type to do it all over again if they get paid enough.
54:50 The soft metalic "bong" of Alana hitting the mic in despair fills me with hope. There are still self-aware people out there in the world.
And they say vtubers are worse than normal women at being dating material. That's getting outdated faaaast. lmao
@@DinnerForkTongueidk, i think they'd be good gfs, i mean at least for me they share a lot of the same interests and lifestyle
@@justsomeguywithnoeyes7303
... I mean, yeah. That's the joke.
@@DinnerForkTongue VTuber or not, don't just blindly think you know an influencer just because you watch their content. Alana is entertaining and all, but keep the parasocial relationship in check.
That aside, it's the TwitTubers that are the real cesspool.
@@denkerbosu3551
Who's being parasocial? I even explicitly mentioned the existence of a joke in there. Did you get whooshed THAT hard?
The sad thing is the one where the woman is like "if you have a DNA test and find out its not yours, take responsibility and look after it still" is shit because the courts will support that cheating scum, just because you were in her life. If it's not your kid you shouldn't have to pay for it, especially if its from cheating.
Worth going to jail for instead of paying alimony.
In my country if for example your married and you did that both you and the person you cheated with will be jailed for up to 14 years... If the person you cheated with doesn't know you are married, they don't get jailed.
Easy(ish) solution: since most family court judges are elected, I'd run against him/her in the next election and make it clear when I filed that its retaliation lmao
Never buy dinner for her kids. That counts as taking a provider role and some, very few but more than zero therefore too many, courts count it as reasonable grounds for establishing child support.
48:29 as Papi Gundam once said, "Squirting is a myth. I'm pretty sure that woman peed on me." 😂😅
It is pee, no matter how much people cope
@@ramonpizarro At least according to Wikipedia it comes from Skene's gland, not the bladder (though it still does come through the urethra).
The Skene’s gland plays a role but isn’t capable of producing 10’s of milliliters of fluid, most of that is coming from the bladder
@@seneca983Skene's glands aren't even connected to the urethra. They also don't have any real bladders for holding liquids and _no gland_ in the human body can excrete that much fluid in that amount of time. No, it doesn't have even a tangential part in it. It's pee. And it's fine if you're into that and all, but the worst thing to do is to try to delude yourself otherwise.
@@seneca983minor nit: that spray still exits through the vagina from outlet connected to the urethra iirc.
if it comes out of the pee hole, it's either pee or a medical emergency.
"congratulations to the man who unmatched with me the moment I told him I was a journalist"
"also guess who's name I'm running through the court records tonight."
Two things. First, way to prove him correct in unmatching you, and two, a "journalist" who doesn't capitalize or use the correct form of "whose", nor punctuation tells me all I need to know about the level of your "journalism".
"Journalism" hasn't existed in any western country since 1863.
but thats why there are editors for news places
@@siliciaveerah9327 Granted, but this person didn't even attempt to make a grammatically correct sentence.
@@whiterabbit75 if you have ever managed to grab some of the originals of books that sold decently well.... There are quite a few that are hard to read due to bad Grammer, punctuation placement, misspelling.... Etc.... mainly due to the author being tired while writing .... Also.... First comment I said was supposed to be a joke
@@siliciaveerah9327 Yeah, but most writers never claim to be journalists, so your example doesn't really apply.
"Fellas, is it gay to not want to die in an auto collision?"
"You can't not like Marvel."
Oh, buddy, you've no idea how much I can precisely not like Marvel movies.
Oddly enough, I read this in Deadpool's voice, considering what he did in the comics
@@ThomasBlakely-f4x I mean, it's something that you would very much expect deadpool to say
I don’t like any Marvel or DC movies, I’ll stick to the comics
O well too late
the astrology one is hilarious because its implying that if that person believed their signs were "compatible" she would have stayed with the dude despite knowing he drank out of the toilet XD
Not really, it was just a reason to make their decision after they stumbled upon a MASSIVE red flag. Also, he didn't just drink out of the toilet, he drank her piss.
It's stuff like this that make me wonder if we ARE ina videogame. Can't tell you the amount of times I've accidentally done this in Fallout.
Wasn’t that a different girl?
I think it was meant as a satire about signs, as saying that his “sign” was that he was a dishonest piss-drinker.
Guys be like: I put down that I don't believe in astrology, but how come 80% of the women I see have compatible signs?
The playstation thing I'm honestly on board with, if your partner for ten years is willing to drop that kind of an ultimatum on you. Then that relationship cant be in a healthy state to begin with,
Or he's an addict and needs help in which case probably better he let her out of the collateral damage.
If you got a problem get help. If your relationship is fucked, get help, if you cant fix it, let go. And if you dropping ultimatums as anything but a last resort, then you deserve to have your bluff called.
It's just a hobby, is how I'd look at it. Whether it's gaming, fixing cars, reading books, whatever. Either way it's a bad sign. Either that person is such a toxic significant other they can't allow you to have a hobby... or they are so unattractive to you you never want to spend time with them over your hobby. Either way it wasn't going to work out. IMO though it's far more common for women to just have a problem with allowing their hubby a hobby. They want to be the center of their life... but of course that doesn't work the other way around.
The PlayStation I have rn is actually one of my child hood PlayStations the 3 my fam had broke and we had to sell my child hood 2 so no imma not gonna give up my childhood 4 (my family and I are really into modern and retro gaming that's how I had a childhood 2 and have a childhood 4)
Ultimatums are valid, if only in few conditions. We don't have enough context to know whether her ultimatum was appropriate or not, unfortunately.
PlayStation dont nag 😂
@@njtdfino, it’s not. If it’s actually detrimental to their lives, that’s when you communicate with them, not fire off ultimatums like you’re the Habsburgs
You do not recognise the bodies in the water.
What bodies? I don't see any bodies...
Exactly.@@ChucktheSpicyChicken
But… they’re my friends. They need my help! LET GO OF ME!!!
@@B1RDSEYE sshh, its too late. Im sorry...here, have this pill, it should ease the pain.
I do not recognize the bodies in the water.
When a man opens up about his emotions, it rarely works out well for him. I wish it wasn't like that, but that is the reality. Instead of society telling men to open up, which turns him into a target, society should be telling people not to weaponize a man's feelings against him when he does open up. Otherwise, nothing will change.
i got harassed at the gym once by a woman, got her banned from the gym, she was on a whole other level of crazy
There's a girl I knew that payed for all of her boyfriends jeep parts and when he finished building his jeep. He dumped her
She drove him away 😂
That's what she gets for dating jeeple.
That's why you never give a man too much. Unless he pays for your SRS or skin bleaching pills, that's how you know he is a real one.
That's hilarious feminine behavior coming from him.
I love that we now get women who experience these things like they are unheard of. Meanwhile, guys be like "ah yes, a classic in the book of gold-diggers".
Hookup culture was a big mistake
_YES IT WAS._
Something something, the sexual revolution and its consequences
@@darcidious99 Yes, pretty much
And it's crazy how vehemently people will defend hookup culture even after suffering from it firsthand. Just suggesting that maybe always having meaningless sexual flings could be bad results in you being seen as a puritan or prude.
@@HomekittyL2 nah it means you're slut shaming and that makes you a not progressive alt right evil person.
And btw all of this 100% applies to dudes, this isn't a sex thing, it's common sense. None of this "oh he's a player" nah, hes a hoe is what he is. And whats weirder is that there are chicks INTO THAT. I've heard a few say "well he pulls no bitches so why would I want him"... Wtf does that even mean?!?!?!
Yeah, the Chinese spyware is constantly being used as women’s therapist. I genuinely don’t understand why you would post your personal issues on a public access entertainment phone application. There are literally other applications that are for that. It’s like everyone has devolved into attention W#0®️E$ that need constant validation and call it self empowerment.
Especially with all that moral grandstanding and armies of people who actually them up and enforce their bull
Not "everyone", just women. ☕
@@SchemingGoldberg They are using it like a therapist part is true mostly for women yes, but there are some men dancing and strutting around like they are the “New Hottness” on it too. Every user that posts videos on that app is partially guilty of that crime or sin depending on how you view it.
A lot of of them are doing it to be controlling tbh. Just based on my past experiences with discourse communitieis that constantly did this.
i'm not trying to insult you or say there isn't, but what apps are meant for venting?
I am willing to bet the ten year relationship vs. a playstation had a lot more beef behind the choice. That playstation was chosen because that ultimatum was the last straw in a 10 year flawed relationship.
"Close to triple digits"
I consider that anywhere between 1-5 off of one hundred."
*Put seatbelt on*
Girl: Why are you gay?
Man: Who says I'm gay?
Girl: YOU ARE GAY
@@jakomioftherose2434You are gay.
@@jakomioftherose2434 U r geh.
How do you police gay?
Police: "You aren't wearing your seatbelt?"
26:25
Wanking requires only arm muscles to be involved.
Railing someone requires whole body exercise like a gym route.
Plus you go at your own pace
She could have just done it for him
It is often better, as well. No obligations to get your partner off when you just need to pump a quick one out. Nothing was stopping her from helping. She could have sat opposite of him and diddled herself so he could get off faster. Every healthy relationship I’ve been in, my girl would join in and then we’d have the mutual self play.
Ladies need to learn how to play the game and what a healthy relationship should be.
@@XxTaiMTxXwhat next, y'all 69?
Wait, a shoe on head reaction???
Now i really REALLY want a Critical drinker reaction. 😂
Seconded
Thirded
I'm scared to see what the comment section would be like but I'm also like: Please lord let this happen because it would be so friggin funny.
Then maybe we can squeak out aba and preach or maybe gerbert Johnson
@@tentacledood5784 Nah, it'll be fine. 😁
This reminds me of when my buddy and his gf got in a fight with each other and she yells at him "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITHOUT ME?????"
He just sat there for a minute and just goes,"Eh, i got a pc"
"Well well well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions." The video.
If women's social media has taught me anything it's that 1: Women never say what they actually mean, if you expect a woman to behave like an adult and not a teenager playing mindgames then YOU'RE the one who can't communicate, prepare to have eyes rolled at you. And 2: Personal accountability is sexism 🤣
Open marriages, in general, don't work. Yes, some do, but only some. After opening a marriage, the one who suggests usually end up regretting it.
"Person gets what they want, still upset"
The jokes write themselves.
You have to start with it open for any good chance for it to work.
It's like saying "Some do, but only some" about a person's odds of surviving a free fall with no parachute. Yeah, there's the 1 in 1000 guy, but you're not going to be that guy, so it's safer to just say it isn't going to work period, and let exceptions be exceptions.
It's not a marriage if it's open. That is called being friends with benefits who cohabitate.
@@zeriel9148 Exactly, exceptions don't make the rule. I only say some, because you have that one person who say that because some work, they should be counted.
"how do you find meaning in life?" That's the neat part, I don't.
Yeah, have low standards
@@autohmae Low standard is too high.
Ground standard is not enough.
So I dig underground until it's comfortable to lay on.
I would say life doesn’t inherently have meaning, you make it have meaning.
42 is the answer. now the question is the real thing to search for
42
Thats the meaning of life
A girl asking to see my phone is an instant breakup. even if she's not cheating and it's just "trust issues", it is unfair to saddle me with the sins of your past relationships...
if she gets to see mine I get to see hers
Hey man I highly doubt you would care if she give up some throat
If you can't trust the person you plan to marry, who can you trust?
Back when I was 20 or so I had a coworker who was 18 and on her THIRD kid (all different dads). Her first one was when she was 14 or 15. Absolutely wild.
After like...24 body-count, there's definitely some benchwarmers there. Like, no way are you doing those numbers with all-stars, at that point you're doing it for the love of the game.
I think if you're good at seduction and/or very attractive you probably could do that with only people who most would consider attractive, especially if you're a woman and still young.
@@seneca983idk if the point is just attractiveness though. Like you can be hot and a loser
@@JustATrippyDuck Yeah but that doesn't my point. Some people can afford to be very picky, whether they're picky about looks or something else, and still rack up a high body counts.
At that body count you ain't playing games.
You're just an open house party.
forget the game and the benchwarmers...
that chick was trying to consume the entire LEAGUE
girl with chlamydia
girl cheated on her BF with her dad
girl stabbing her husband because she thought he cheated on her
guy drinking girl's piss from the toilet
ants eating girl's discharged
man me go "WTF" and also made me wanna throw up!!!!
"girl cheated on her BF with her dad" ...wait, with HER dad ?_? now hooooool'up...
Fun fact about the chewy semen, it's harmless and can happen to anyone at any time. Something to do with protein stuff in the fluid. It has happened to me once in my life and it was the weirdest feeling to shoot jelly beans.
edit: 51:36
what if it’s very common for a person tho
It's completely normal. The guy in question has an abnormaly protein rich diet. Lowering the protien content of the meals or exercising can solve the problem. Remember stay Hydrated.
Opening a pickle jar makes me feel like Kratos every time
51:23 "Growing up I was always told like 'Oh boys are the smelly messy gender'"
Well, growing up I was part of an "Easter Event for Young Adults", organizing the sanitary/cleanliness part of the ordeal.
Let me assure you, without any shadow of a doubt, the girl's bathroom was bafflingly, astoundingly, remarkably, unbearably worse than anything the dude's bathroom came anywhere near close to being.
And this is why I will never ever want to be a janitor
w.......what? ive been in mens bathrooms before.... HOW BAD WERE THE WOMENS BATHROOMS?? WHAT WAS IN THERE??????
There's a lot of funny L's, but the guy who cheated on the queen who worked 70 hours a week for his ass is an L for everyone. The fact he even thought about cheating should already be a crime
The L is that she was dating a bum
It's pretty refreshing to hear women being on the receiving end of this for once. It's not that bad for her, though.
I'd have more sympathy if the culture, her friends and family all told her that it was her fault that he "was forced" to cheat because she wasn't meeting all of his needs.
Call me when the self deletion rate of women who work hard and invest heavily into men reaches the rate of men in the same position. Bonus points for when the bad side of the situation happens ten to fifteen years after marriage.
There's so many other dudes that would literally do anything to have a woman like that and he threw it away.
We don't claim that guy, he lost his man card. In fact, he lost his HUMANITY card
He was lucky to have her. I would refuse her help unless it's going to my investment so I can pay it forward. If children are involved there is no damn way I want them raised in a poverty hell pit especially. I look at the past, present and future. He could have been successful too and took advantage of gold. Big L
That guy that left when he heard about her triple digits was just worried about getting a STD
edit: misstype
"an"?
@@DinnerForkTonguemy bad. English not my first language. Edited.
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein No, no no no, you misunderstood! I meant "an?" as in "just one STD? Try multiple.", lmao.
*An STD* is actually perfectly correct grammar, since you read the start of the acronym as "ess".
@@DinnerForkTongue Thanks for clarifying. She do be catching them all like Pokemon.
I do believe it would be spelled "an std" because you're pronouncing "S" as the letter, like "ess". So "an ess tee dee" right?
“Social media was a mistake” So based, I love it!!!
I love how that first woman's example of how her life is so bad has her just breezing by admitting a blatant example of female privilege. "Yeah I couldn't afford to be chaffeured around like an aristocrat, so I just had a male slave do it for free, my life is so bad".
Women almost never notice their privilege. They are constantly in the victim mode.
@@piotr004 it honestly sounds like a shit way to live.
@@piotr004 There's no privileges to being a woman to them, because they are raised with a victim mentality and then take their benefits in life for granted.
Honestly us men really need to start a campaign about making women wait and prove themselves before giving them any resources or help.
Like that is crazy loser type stuff. Don't offer anything to a woman you just met like that. She is just using you.
@@zs9652 It would be more accurate to simply get to know a woman properly before investing anything into her, this should be common for modern socialization instead of already assuming negative or positive things about the person.
I don’t care if it’s a men or women, high body count to me feels weird, like close to triple is like, just live a none family life at that point, why be who you aren’t. Listen if a man or woman want to have a lot of s** that’s fine, it’s your choice, but at the same time if you expect a long family relationship, that high body count matter to most. Be mindful of your decisions, that’s all and don’t blame others for your decisions.
War on people with a brain. Women that post their L's were always around, and always helping each other. We all get to laugh at them now.
whenever you laugh at those women means you laugh at yourself because these women are part of your society
If a woman says she’s ok, she’s not ok.
But if a woman says she’s not ok, she’s still not ok.
And the sad reality is if a guy did just 1/10th of these things
He will experience humiliation enough to cripple his soul for the rest of the life
Our race doomed fr
All these post sound like a bunch of men who dodged more bullets than Neo from the matrix XD.
Because they absolutely did bro
Around the 13 minute mark, if you have a breeding kink, that's one thing. When you're actually bringing children into the world and calling it a kink, that's really weird.
no pregnant
only breed
A Vtuber with a cute boyish voice? I'm in.
Bisexual moment
@@brandonandujar2289 More likely it's my affinity to tomboys.
Ngl, I laughed pretty hard at how bad they both took the chewy semen part.
Doesnt need to see the doc tho ,just drink some damn water. If he drank 3 litres+ that day and its still sticky ,then see the doc
Yeah, that was pretty funny. But damn... Dude completed NNN, and refused to drink a single drop of water all month long, just to deliver that kind of load. That's dedication.
dammm pretty sure if its chewy I think the milk has gona bad tbh
Did not realize most gals were pro “warsh me holes”
Men should be, too.
WASH YER DAMN SHITHOLES
Kinda crazy how that didn’t work. I would’ve seen it as a sign from God that she’s a keeper.
Guys too. I don't wanna catch STDs down the back alley
most intelligent life should be
I would have groan-laughed.
37:18 Fellas, is it gay to want to get married to a beautiful woman and have a family?
According to braincases like Nick Fuentes, yes it is - it's super gay to marry and have kids.
Only if the balls touch
gave credit AND watched the sponsor ?! this is a W for showing suppport to the person who made the video u reacted to and did not do half baked stuff good up the good work
Okay, the pee one was a boy L.
What the actual fuck???
Holy shit. TH-cam's algorithm delivered GOLD for me today.
"You look nice"
She says Thanks. She walks away.
"That turned out great."
i'm autistic and i have apparently rizzed up women without realizing and had women flirt with me but unless you literally say "hey i'm into you" i wont get it
I had a friend in grade 11 directly ask me to feel her up. I had a girlfriend at the time, so I declined, but it also genuinely did not occur to me that she meant anything by it until like five years after graduation.
I don't know if that made me a chad in her eyes or not but I'm definitely glad I didn't oblige.
As the brother of an autistic guy, can confirm my bro is the most innocent and oblivious mother fucker on this planet
"autism rizz" is real
PRO TIP: Regarding the triple digits pothole... telling people that you're a virgin when you've screwed 100+ guys isn't going to fool anyone long. 1) No one believes you're a virgin to start off with. 2) When he "discovers" that he should have brought caving gear he's going to leave anyway. 3) He's going to warn everyone he knows since you lied. 4) You should really care about yourself as a person and not treat yourself like the community trash compactor and STD collector. 5) This behavior does affect "your stuff". Maybe, it's "theoretically possible", that you can't tell that you're "ruining your body" but everyone else can and every time you add another guy to that list you also increase your likelihood of STDs, devalue yourself in the eyes of others further, create more baggage and drama for yourself and "water down" them mashed potatoes even further... and no one likes runny mashed potatoes, especially when they have the consistency of water.
It's a real thing, you could complement a women on her hair and she will pull out a phone and start recording a horror story of some creep wanting to scalp her and wear her skin.
You want to really turn the tables women?, approach us with a compliment, and ask us out, that's a shock let me tell you.
Tbf I'd think I was getting set up if some random woman approached me with a superficial compliment.
you aren't deserving of a compliment incel.
if that happened to me from a stranger, Im getting very nervous about getting jumped by someone and in any case am leaving that place shortly after
@@luminous3558happened to me before some girl talk to while im chilling drinking monster energy. I was a minor im so scared
This happens if shes really into you and doesnt want you to get taken by another girl. But girls will like it more if they show you signs they like you, then you ask her out.
dont think ive ever seen a vtuber model be able to express hyperventilation before, they are indeed evolving
45:41 This isn’t something where an apology should make things right. You need to apologize and not go for him and instead learn from this experience and be a better person.
I understand oversharing on social media because it's funny and people can relate, but ...i would have to be tortured to confess some of these lmao
"Some women have to wear makeup" Yeah, no, sucks to suck. The consequences of Actual false advertisement.
But then women cry how men lie/photoshop their photos. Makeup is a form of lie too.
I guarentee it wasn't even makeup, it was using waaay too many face filters on her photos and she actually did show up to the date looking her "best", the best that makeup could do without a thousand filters thrown over it...
Using so many filters that you look like 20 years younger or a different race should be catfishing
People are just brain broken man I dunno what to say anymore. Take care of yourselves folks.
"I don't get super hero movies"
Allow me to introduce you to Dredd~
Never in my life did I ever expect to see a VTuber reaction to a Shoe0nHead video.
(Now we need a Simian Jimmy video)
Getting rid of shame was a colossal mistake in our society.
50:20 the legit wretching by Alana was what made me subscribe. It was so visceral and real I realized she wasn't putting on a show, this is just Alana.
Ok. So all this stuff just reminds me of this important lesson taught to me by a book. The book is "The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents" by Terry Pratchett. Its plot involves a bunch of talking and thinking rats, teamed up with a talking and thinking cat and a boy who can play music. They run a pied piper scam on a town but events spiral out of control.
One of the major themes in the book is about how reality doesnt conform to stories and similar and sort of this level of "be realistic" vibe.
The story literally has a point where it goes "and if this was a fairytale, thats where it would end. But this is reality so it doesnt end there." And then it becomes this section about like government meetings, hashing out laws and agreements, and arguing with each other.
In its own way, the whole fantasy nature of it helps to point out how this lesson is, and this lesson honestly is something i honestly think would have helped most of the people in the video from making such stupid decisions.
She broke up with me and when I asked why she said it was because our astrological signs didn’t match up. I guess I should thank my lucky stars.
Zoo coupon man pulled a total sigma male maneuver.
The sheer audacity is impressive
47:37 bestiality is a crime you know
56:39 what's worse is that she must be pretty damn annoying or scary for someone to refuse that amount of money, *or he must be a really good guy that wouldn't take it out of morality* in which case you gotta feel even worse for the guy
It's legal in 4 states
@@Mare_Man wtf america 🤣
@@_burningshadow_8010 I mean, having sex with some dead animal is pretty much a prerequisite for becoming part of the British political elite, but blame the US of A...
@@Mare_Mangoogled it hoping you were wrong.
Fucking hell.
@@Mare_Man knowing my (and everybody's elses) luck it's the bestiality one I am guessing
Maybe that Playstation was the only source of positivity in his life.
We all know he was just waiting for her to ask that question.
I don’t have a fear of approaching women, but I do fear being in close proximity in like a supermarket. If I am walking and a female is approaching, I will put my hand (either left or right depending on where the female is) behind my back until I am away from them.
jesus christ, the marvel statement is definitely weird
it's like people substituting their desire for children with pets, and then get all weird about it
Biggest L:
Was friends with a girl I had a massive crush on for 3 years being the best person I could be to her and making sure she was never bored or lonely. One day she invited me to go out camping with her and I said “sure, sounds fun!”; she unfortunately was having trouble finding sleeping bags and asked her younger brother where they were. He said they only have one she said that was fine and grabbed it. Just before leaving I turn around to her brother and invite both him and her ex (I was good friends with her ex) to go with us and they agreed as we were walking out I noticed it was a harvest moon out that night and she said how people who fall in love under a harvest moon were guaranteed I to be together forever…. I only found out years later she was planning to sleep with me under the stars that night and start a relationship…. She is now married… Still kick myself about it to this day.
thats rough buddy
It's her fault for not communicating that with you. Don't kick yourself for not being able to read women's minds. You dodged a bullet.
At least this didn't sound too bad. It sounds like a standard misunderstanding rejection story. Except for the moon thing. seriously, don't believe in superstitious hype that makes people fall in live.
Anyway, yeah. She should have communicated that with you from the get-go.
@@thepsychicspoon5984 Yeah I avoid superstitious women like the plague.
You can't change the past, focus on making the future you smarter and stronger. If you like someone tell them if you want to be with them. It's a bit like jumping into a cold pool, you will hesitate and get nervous so just shut off your brain and take the action. Don't think about the outcome. women respect and admire honesty. They don't respect it if a guy will hide the truth because he is worried about negative outcomes.
There is a news article about a woman that was with 300 guys in one year
That woman is literally radioactive.
That sounds like a drastic lifestyle choice that would require a lot of dedication to be able to achieve
If she did that on purpose I guess I can respect the effort that would take to pull off
Almost feels like a mist opportunity to not hit over 365
Lil sis tryna be Asmodeus 💀
Imagine having such a boring life with no actual human interests to dedicate so much time to having sex. I can understand a relationship with having sex 300 times a year, but it's 300 different guys you need to meet first. What a shallow parody of a human being she must be. No books, no TV, no hobbies, just every free evening of your life is having sex.
No, If you say you don't want anything, I'm not getting you anything.
We're not playing childrens games of guess what you mean.
Communicate like an adult.
Exactly. Ask and we'll give you the moon, wait for us to read your mind and you'll get nothing. Use your big girl words and tell us what you want.
Gonna be honest: I doubt the good conservative man would tolerate a rabid feminist that complains about there not being good men left on a blog post.
I don't want him to put up with her to begin with.
the density of some of these people is approaching black hole levels. Also that prison pen pal situation kind of sounds like a parole thing (something stable to encourage change after release)
Prison pen pals are a thing exactly for that reason, but unfortunately the prison system is so fucked inmates often leave more violent than they came in so those relationships often end up in abuse or straight up murder...
@@benadrylcumbersplatch6448 So you're saying she was lucky it was a one night stand.
Just realised I left out a vital part of that sentence, should have said "to create the illusion of something stable" for the parole board.
"this is a safe place but not that safe"
"I let him fold me like an oragami bird then blocked him. Best him to the punch. We're leerning the game too fast"
"Thinking about my perfect first boyfriend who was nice and briught flowers and gifts and never cheated and i left him bcause i was bored and went off to date men who literally abused me and cheated on me L M A O"
ladies, i really need a pep talk after reading aome of these because the mixture of emotions im feeling right now is outrageous. Like- where do i even start? Just...what the fuck bro. We are so cooked.
ShoeOnHead says:
"Are women OK?"
Meanwhile Nick Fuentes says:
"Having seggs with women is gay."
I don't know man, I was chilling thinking social media was kind of weird for mourning the death of a Gorilla a decade ago and then I woke up and the world appearently went to hell
rip in piss harambe
Wild how we went from Harambe to this
If a girl had me choose between her and the PlayStation I'd choose the PlayStation and the reason is because I am not dating or being in a relationship with someone who doesn't want me to do things that I enjoy. It's one thing if someone's spending way too much time on video games and not participating in the relationship, but I think most people at least attempt to balance their life or will listen to their partner's feelings
Simple. Attention, validation from other women, and reassurance that literally everything is the man's fault and has nothing to do with their dating choices. They can't handle accountability, so they get the Girl Pack and their group chats and strangers online to reassure them that they're still a perfect, pretty little princess.
I feel like women enjoy watching other women post their Ls more than men ever could.
Biggest L.
I somehow ended up at a house snirting coke of a wolf of wall street Blu Ray case. Still can't remember how that happened.
I believe that mental health are neglected these days, we focused more on what people virtually did rather than their mental state.
You could also see people having serious fights over fictional things rather than Economics and other much more important necessities in life to survive.
Priorities first
always be like that, thats just we didnt have internet to show it to the whole world before, same thing goes with criminality, we have a lot less crime than 20-30y ago (in my country at least) but i often hear thing among the line "people kill each other for nothing nowaday" well in fact is just we have acces to the information when thing happen unlike 25y ago when you will not know it happen
"mental health is a scam created by the shadow government" -Andrew Tate for Prime Minister of Romania 2024
I'm a youngish single man and I like to decorate my man space with all kinds of antiques. My friend is setting up an arcade center for his bachelor pad and I'm getting betty lamps, cast iron cookware, and antique furniture and Im learning how to can and farm.
I remember my primary school crush. For the sake of safety, her name was Katie. She was one of the only people to be genuinely kind to me and be nice to me when I moved and I was bullied. I haven't heard about her in a while, we would've never worked out anyways if anything did happen 😂😂😂😂 she's a good woman, I hope she's doing good.