Okay I kinda realized something. This guy isn’t stupid. He just has an actual obsession for mayo, like he really enjoys it. I don’t know how but I guess he does cause he just ate a heaping spoon full of mayonnaise
@Nick worster you’re the one being the “moron” cause you clearly know what the hell im talking about and it’s true so quick being stupid and trying to defend yourself.
Oh my god, I am sorry we ever doubted you. We just followed this recipe and the result is absolute heaven. The only thing we changed is we felt a little extra mayo would really help out so we added some to the frosting for good measure.
Believe it or not but... Mayonnaise can be used as a substitute if you don't have any eggs. In fact you can add a spoon of mayo along with the original recipes to make your cake/brownie more moist. Edit: Beside the fact, you should not add that much mayo, especially when already using eggs.
Humans are 70% water
But Jack is 70% mayonnaise
The perfect Human doesn’t exi-
And 30% salmonella
@@HeHateMe1 0% skill
70% cheese
Whenever I’m hungry and broke I come watch cooking with jack so I can lose my appetite
It's a good way to diet
Extremely effective method! 10/10 lmao
Jeff Goldbloom I’m dieting rn, watching these help me a lot
The mayo should be rebranded as "what the hellman"
This guy has a line of bbq sauce in Walmart
@@briansewell6346 Cheers brah, I'll drink to that!
Best comment
Life of Boris eh?
Lmfaoo
Yes officer this video right here.
DangerPeanut DotNet
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😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I read that in Carl’s voice from ATHF because I saw your profile pic first.
Thank you for doing your civic duty!
I have to thank you Jack! I’ve been a diet and I get cravings sometimes, so whenever I get them I watch this to lose my appetite. Thanks Jack!
😭😭
Lmao
Lol
Smart
I made this for my girlfriend and she broke up with me. I can’t stop drinking man.
LMAO
Can’t stop drinking alcohol or mayo?
Kchy Park both bro.
@@hotto-dogu5829 a mix of the two
@@TheGeekFreak39 AHH the old aunt merna party juice
The Mayor of Mayonnaise
Ah yes mayor mayonnaise shows us the old diabetes cake recipe
I sincerely believe this man is medically addicted to mayonnaise and without it he would suffer from withdrawal
Is he really
Losing his breath just mixing the dry ingredients
Yessir 💀
I made this for my wife and now shes taking the kids
To the mayo factory?
You deserved it
Watching this without Charlie just feels different.
I feel like a child watching a horror movie without an adult....I'm scared formy life I want Charlie to hold me
Okay I kinda realized something. This guy isn’t stupid. He just has an actual obsession for mayo, like he really enjoys it. I don’t know how but I guess he does cause he just ate a heaping spoon full of mayonnaise
No he's stupid
Nick worster alright. Like to see you having an obsession then call you stupid for it. Not trying to defend him but I’m generally being serious
@@Sopaguayaba hey moron having an obsession is not mentally healthy did you not realize that
@Nick worster you’re the one being the “moron” cause you clearly know what the hell im talking about and it’s true so quick being stupid and trying to defend yourself.
@@Sopaguayaba at least I'm not a douche tuber. Nice uploads😝
I agree with his son, his father is repulsive.
this entire channel is just food-themed hate crimes.
I feel like i'm watching a crime happen and i feel dirty
Haha
He just wanted a reason to eat the mayo
Jack when he hasn’t ate mayo in 10 minutes
*BLOOD PRESSURE RISES*
In order to escape his mayonaise induced attacks just walk up a flight of stairs and u good
BUTTERCREAM FROSTING DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED 4 STICKS OF BUTTER TO MAKE IT YOU HEATHEN
Jack are you off your medication again? This man is choosing the mayonnaise over his family.
How to make popsicle
Step 1: put 3 heating tablespoon of mayonnaise on mold and freeze it
Hevy butsecks
@@themedineer2508 NOOO!!!!!! SOTP SAY THAT!!!MOM LOOK AT SCREN!@Q@!@!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!11111
I can't trust Jack's taste buds after watching him enjoy a spoonful of mayonnaise xD
"YOU CAN SMELL THE CHEST PAIN"
Mayor of Mayonaise
The Saint of Salmonella
The Duke of diabetes
The Captain of Calories
The Führer of Food Poisoning
@@awnaur0no919 The baron of bariatric surgery
The giant of gastric bypass
The maynaise master and the sorcerer of salmonella has done the impossible.
😂😂
this vid was uploaded on my 18th bday…I'm eternally grateful that my parents didn't make me this cake for that occasion.
A video with the comments not disabled is all i needed
The saint of salmonella/maestro of mayonnaise does it again, god bless you jack
People: “Never trust a skinny chef”
Me: “Never trust jack”
This man can barely breathe so much mayonnaise in his arteries
This video should be age restricted
The messiah of Mayonaise has bestowed upon us a beautiful gift.
Oh my god, I am sorry we ever doubted you. We just followed this recipe and the result is absolute heaven. The only thing we changed is we felt a little extra mayo would really help out so we added some to the frosting for good measure.
Is this comment satirical or is it genuinely tasty? I can't tell anymore.
You're joking right ?
That's obviously satirical
Adventures with salmonella jack
*Just add 30 heaping spoonfuls of mayonnaise*
I love how I got brought here from a meme.
same bro
Me too bro
Yo same-
Great recipe jack! I made this cake for my family i'm homeless now!
There is no way Jack reads the comments on his videos, otherwise he would stop this.
Well alot of his newer vids there are no comments allowed so i think he's read enough to block people from commenting lol
This is what hitler was trying to prevent.
Year later still the best comment on this video
lol
@@roofturret5279 best comment on this entire app
Ain't no way, ain't no fu*king way
FR
I thought the prank he was going to pull was making a mayonnaise cake...
This cake is delicious, adding mayo makes for very juicy cake! Mayo is just a mix of oil and egg yolks! There is that in every cake.
beinrangel mayonnaise is good but the way he uses mayonnaise is way too indulgent and gluttonous
beinrangel mayonnaise is more than just eggs and oil. It's made with lemon juice or vinegar.
Imagine if you let this guy cater an event you put together
Salmonella included free of charge.
I was really hungry and have no food so i come here to make myself feel sick.
Thanks Jack, I can always count on you for that.
This cake is illegal in 13 states
What are the other 37 states
@@hanniballecter3790 Fake states.
Yeah it's official Hellman's must be sponsoring his guy
thanks for the recipe jack, cant wait to serve it to people in death row for their last meal
worse than a life sentence
They deserve better
This looks like it could take at least 3 years off my life.
There should be a warning NOT to make this cake on cigarette packets.
Shout out to your heart and arteries that are somehow still functioning. I foresee blood clots in this mans future.
Already happened... Lost use of his right arm in the process...
@@Estrella3 damn I either have a medical degree or common sense.
So this is what happened to the miracle whip kid
Yeah fr
we need to bring back the nuremburg trials
You know what else we need to bring back
@@kingpenguin5825 deez nuts
This man has mayonaise addiction.
Who doesn't have?
So too does Boris from Life of Boris
@@TheIndogamer boris has a much smaller addiction compared to this man
Barack Old Llama normal people
Came from Pinterest lol
Anyone else watching this in 1647?
Omg me too😭😭
Gracie Thibodeau Same wth 😂
Sameee
lol
Me too😂😂
Jack the king of salmonella in all his glory
Jack I think we all got alittle disturbed when you ate a spoonful of mayonnaise.
Thought it was a troll but it's not...
Penguinz0
yes we stan
Cut your hair beatnik
“He thinks it’s the grossest thing ever.”
Me: he isn’t the only one...
this is abstract suicide
LMAOOOOOOOO
"i took him down down to the ground, i threw him on the ground"
I usually just stick my knife in the microwave for 30 seconds
His immune system must be god tier by now
this video gave me cardiac arrest
just because you can, doesn't mean you should
This 👆
i agree
Does this man have taste buds
What's moister than this mayonnaise cake?
Subscribing to moistcritikal on twitch
wow. I love how this was posted 4 years and the comments are soo recent...probably from the meme
This man has gone full on mayonnaise
Believe it or not but...
Mayonnaise can be used as a substitute if you don't have any eggs. In fact you can add a spoon of mayo along with the original recipes to make your cake/brownie more moist.
Edit: Beside the fact, you should not add that much mayo, especially when already using eggs.
Who is here after a meme??? 😂😂😂
Me😂
Me lmaoo
Hey, Jack I know a good recipe that uses mayonnaise.
*Donuts filled with mayonnaise*
And I remember back in the days when mayo was a good thing to have on a sub or turkey sandwich
the video is 9:11 long because it depicts a disaster
Lmaoo!!!
@@rihokoch4536 ur too young
@@rihokoch4536 you really missed the joke huh
Israel did 9/11
I THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING ABOUT THIS!!!
the mayor of mayo
Ah yes salmonella jack
Eating a spoonful of mayonnaise *is* the grossest thing ever. There's hope for your kid.
How tf did this fly under Penguinz0’s radar?????
it didn't he just didn't put his full response in his video, probs because his reaction wasn't good enough
Congratulations Jack you've raised a normal person ❤
Considering the way he cooks his food, I’m surprised he didn’t stop halfway through.
what a miracle
Not enough mayonnaise. I don’t feel chest pain. 0.3/10
I don't know how to respond but I like your comment
I think we all know how we got here
at practically the same time. we watch to release a collective sigh of despair and disbelief.
I know hardly anything about cooking and this made me cry.
Lol, the meme bought me here!
Same
Appetite.EXE has stopped working.
LMAOOO
Wouldn’t appetite be a dll or apk file? I feel that appetite would be an add on for another working program, so I think a dll.
Gordan Ramsey has been real quiet since this video dropped.
1:40 I feel so sorry for his kid :( poor guy has to endure this awful cooking
Yeah and he has to deal with jacks abuse too.
@@bucketonfoot lmao what
thank you salmonella jack !
At this point I think this dude has mayonnaise running through his veins
花樣年華Jinchae that would explain the multiple strokes
He shits mayo
Pinterest invited me here lmao
Penguinz0 squad where y'all at ?
Just watched penguinz0's vid broh!
Yo yo yoooo
here
me i am mr cr1tikal fan
*Mmm, you can smell the chest pain*
Yum
Smells like sweat and old milk
"How to visit jesus with the power of cooking"
* eats a *spoon* of mayonessie raw *
*God.exe stopped working*
Jack:says mayonnaise
*Points at butter*
This isn’t real I refuse to believe this is real
Came here from penguinz0
Salmonella with Jack
Bud turn your comments back on ..if you can't take the criticism..then this world isn't for you
The Maestro of Mayonaise
The CEO of Food Poisoning
Good old salmonella Jack
This is a hate crime against human rights and humanity.
I made this and now I have a hole in my chest