'Em bang-bang shooters get me ornrier'n a hive'a hornets. Lil' disappointed ya din' try out 'at 'ere stake driver, but it en't fer errbody. Good vid, lovin' the content. Keep doin' wut yer doin'.
Ah tell yoo what boy, ah tell yoo summin, out here in Appalachia ain't no one fishin fer no 'perries' son. We's fishin fer trout boy. Ain't nobody ain't never heard a no 'perries' in these parts.
Student documentaries in Yharnam are so much more interesting. At my uni we just made docoes about local farmers and such. I’m’a apply to Byrgenwerth next semester.
To be fair, I made a Blood Cop character that did shoot people (they were hostile and resisting arrest) but the point wasn't parries, it was the real life gun damage. It was hilarious to get gun spammed, then retaliate with a single shot and scare the shit out of them with the damage, assuming they survived. BLOOD POLICE, OPEN UP
Kirk the Hammers voice hits a little too close to home for me 😂 Great video! See ya on Halloween Saint! I’m spreading the word as best I can :P can’t wait!
Hey, I don't know if you will ever read this or even care about what I am about to write, but I'll do it nonetheless. SaintRiot, you helped me get through some rough times. Your work, your videos, even your tiny posts mean everything to me. For this very reason, I want to join you on your halloween streams. However, if I understood this right, you'll stream it on twitch, not on youtube. So, just to partake and not miss anything important, I'll create an account there, just for you. But I am a stranger to this platform, so if you do not mind, I would like to ask you the following: how is twitch different from youtube? Which differences do I have to face? Will there be a chat during your stream and is there a way to make sure I'll not miss your streams when you start? If you or anyone here that took the time to read this know the answers and solutions to my questions and worries, that would mean a lot to me.
There's a link to my channel in the description of this video. Click it and follow, it's free. Enable notifications and when I go live twitch will send you a notification.
At some point I just stopped watching the video and let the soothing backwaters wash over my ears as I drifted into the Forbidden Woods of Kirk the Hammer's charming rationale on life.
YHARNAM APPALACHIA BOYS REPREEESENTIN’ WE BE OUT HERE LISTENIN’ TO THAT DAMN OLD RALPH STANLEY, KICKIN’ IT WITH THE BOYS OVER SOME COLD BUDLIGHT AND MOONSHINE
I read a Kirk H. interview in Guitar World long ago but I remember him saying he loves video games. So thats cool I guess. Anyway here's the intro to nothing else matters.
It's a midi of Metallica's For Whom the Bell Tolls. From the album Ride the Lightning. The first album to have Kirk Hammett listed as contributing song writer.
I've been doing some invasions, and it makes me very sad at what I saw there. People standing right at the boss mist, waiting for an extra co-operator, that's fine. I spawn in for the invasion. They're standing up there, that's fine. "The beckoning bell resonates with another" Well, there's your second co-operator! Go to the boss now, I won't stop you. Oh...they go to gank me. Lucky for me, Ginger-vitus was alive and I caught them in the meteor blasts. Tip: just enter the boss, please. I like PvP as much as the next Yharnamite, but if you're gonna run once both your co-operators are dead, just accept your death, or even fight back instead of exhausting all of your stamina trying to get away, you stand a chance if you fight back! -If you can even hit someone past the netcode, that is.-
Guys what’s better over all Saw cleaver or spear (I have many hours and a platinum so don’t say stuff like “get the one that’s more fun “ or “just use anything on your 1st playthrough”)
@@umu8912 Saw spear also has that. Any weapon that is serrated will do extra damage against beasts. The r2 is charge poke like the Holy Moonlight Sword.
derez only 6 verzhunz uv shootin dat i'z accept in my fightin' : LOUD DAKKA FAST DAKKA DAKKA MOR DAKKA EVEN MOR DAKKA AND *ALL UV DA DAKKA ABUV AT ONCE!*
This is the only video where saint isn't voice acting.
I think it’s quite obvious Saint grew up in prime hillbilly country. This is too accurate
Those Yharnam boys sure do know how to have a good time, swinging them hammers around.
this whole video is gold but "philosophilize a lil bit" got me good
Nat Geo should pick up this story for the world to see
I am honestly surprised at how endearing this intro was. That Kirk is just such a genuine guy.
Oh, I know this guy's brother - Boom, The Hammer!
Boom is a simple man. But he's good people.
'Em bang-bang shooters get me ornrier'n a hive'a hornets. Lil' disappointed ya din' try out 'at 'ere stake driver, but it en't fer errbody. Good vid, lovin' the content. Keep doin' wut yer doin'.
Ah tell yoo what boy, ah tell yoo summin, out here in Appalachia ain't no one fishin fer no 'perries' son. We's fishin fer trout boy. Ain't nobody ain't never heard a no 'perries' in these parts.
I live in the appellation area. This is too accurate. Everyone out here fishes for parries too.
That chiptune For whom the bell tolls as the outro was hella crispy Saint
Student documentaries in Yharnam are so much more interesting. At my uni we just made docoes about local farmers and such. I’m’a apply to Byrgenwerth next semester.
“Made my whole life feel bad”
You finally tried out the Bloodletter! Good job, chat
I don't have tinge to really work the transformed version but the club is a beast.
@@saintriot you don't know the bloodletter until people send you hatemail from using the dash R1
11:12 the saddest moment in Bloodborne PVP
:(
honestly one of the best videos yet
Great stuff, I've been missing these videos. This is 1000x better than Twitch recordings my bro.
Them there boys have gone and lost it. You can't be diddling the flies!
To be fair, I made a Blood Cop character that did shoot people (they were hostile and resisting arrest) but the point wasn't parries, it was the real life gun damage. It was hilarious to get gun spammed, then retaliate with a single shot and scare the shit out of them with the damage, assuming they survived.
BLOOD POLICE, OPEN UP
"...and you'll probably miss the other 20 too"
That one got me.
These individuals with their peashooters will always be just as unfeeling, as unthinking as the dead, until the day they join them
Kirk the Hammers voice hits a little too close to home for me 😂
Great video! See ya on Halloween Saint! I’m spreading the word as best I can :P can’t wait!
*crack, sip
Boom Hammer? That's a real weapon right there
Legend says that this is Saints actual voice, everything else is a persona
Hey, I don't know if you will ever read this or even care about what I am about to write, but I'll do it nonetheless.
SaintRiot, you helped me get through some rough times. Your work, your videos, even your tiny posts mean everything to me.
For this very reason, I want to join you on your halloween streams.
However, if I understood this right, you'll stream it on twitch, not on youtube. So, just to partake and not miss anything important, I'll create an account there, just for you. But I am a stranger to this platform, so if you do not mind, I would like to ask you the following: how is twitch different from youtube? Which differences do I have to face? Will there be a chat during your stream and is there a way to make sure I'll not miss your streams when you start?
If you or anyone here that took the time to read this know the answers and solutions to my questions and worries, that would mean a lot to me.
1 - create a twitch account
2 - find Saint on there (saintriot)
3 - follow him
4 - enable notifications
There's a link to my channel in the description of this video. Click it and follow, it's free. Enable notifications and when I go live twitch will send you a notification.
@@saintriot Neiro.Ferine
Thank you, I will do just that. Hopefully we will shear from each other!
Best dadgum 20 minutes I spent on the TH-cams in a while Saint
Also, dat MIDI-tallica at the end, fuckin ace
I didn't even notice the gameplay the first time I watched, I was too lost in the voice acting and the story.
A personal cannon to shoot the biggest bitching explosive we could load in it.
Aw... I'm foaming like I'm hungry.
This is an inspiration to lore characters everywhere.
At some point I just stopped watching the video and let the soothing backwaters wash over my ears as I drifted into the Forbidden Woods of Kirk the Hammer's charming rationale on life.
There's a song by The Safety Fire. It's called "huge hammers"
Kirk's theme
This is beautiful :')
I love your Southern drawl; it’s really authentic . I live in the South, so I give it my seal of approval.
Kirk truly is a man of the people. His story is our story, and it's a story that is as old as time itself.
Squidfuckers are better tho
YHARNAM APPALACHIA BOYS REPREEESENTIN’
WE BE OUT HERE LISTENIN’ TO THAT DAMN OLD RALPH STANLEY, KICKIN’ IT WITH THE BOYS OVER SOME COLD BUDLIGHT AND MOONSHINE
Ol’ Jane and billy though, them folks... we don’t fuck with them. Yup. They cook meth in the parking lot of the local food city
I love kirk the hammer more than i expected.
Ahhh fights in the dollar store parking lot. The good ol’ days! As an Appalachia man myself, this hits home.
Are we sure Kirk isn't related to Irithill Border Patroller?
They share a common lineage.
New Vaabi lorevid on the horizon then.
That metallica ending was killer!!!!
This is... Beautiful 🥺 subbed!
I never thought Powder Keggers were 30 year old boomers but I guess it makes sense.
“Now the Kirkhammer!” *sips Monster* “...now THAT’S a weapon!”
Shewwt, the way that there Saint Riot be speakin' the truth have me fellin' simpler than a saplin' uh sassafrass ah reckon
The hero Yharnam deserves.
Heh.
Flash fry a turky using the church cannon.
...stick a fork in me, im done.
XD
Saint in his natural habitat
Mr. Hammer, didn’t you work up round Yharnam PD way back when?
A hillbilly saint talking with good piano music. What combination is this?!!?!?!?!
Hey, that's Canon in D by Pachelbel at the beginning!
‘They know for whom the bell tolls’
take your time to really appreciate the simple things in life, things like saint riot
13:22 And I bet that whole week that you spent trying to punch out that horse as a 12-year old boy gave you some nightmares, huh?
This is gold
Yes, character videos! Is Mr. The Hammer here related to Strength Build?
Damn, what was that last tune Saint? That shit is goooood.
For Whom the Bell Tolls, Metallica, 8 bit.
What a wholesome man : )
I read a Kirk H. interview in Guitar World long ago but I remember him saying he loves video games. So thats cool I guess. Anyway here's the intro to nothing else matters.
Name of song playing from 18:30 onwards?
It's a midi of Metallica's For Whom the Bell Tolls. From the album Ride the Lightning. The first album to have Kirk Hammett listed as contributing song writer.
@@saintriot Hah! I was thinking "damn, this some heavy shit, would make for a good metal cover".
This is art.
Kirk seems like a real sweetheart :’) He also sounds like Forrest Gump
Was looking for this comment
@@whychi53 i’m honored
Hey saint. Would u ever do a chalice dungeons and dragons video?
The nice thing about weapons... they never betray you. So pay 'em a little respect, eh?
PEW!
PEW!
PEEEEEWWWWW!!
you've been on an upload spree saint, 5 videos in one week I think.
I've been doing some invasions, and it makes me very sad at what I saw there.
People standing right at the boss mist, waiting for an extra co-operator, that's fine.
I spawn in for the invasion. They're standing up there, that's fine.
"The beckoning bell resonates with another"
Well, there's your second co-operator! Go to the boss now, I won't stop you.
Oh...they go to gank me.
Lucky for me, Ginger-vitus was alive and I caught them in the meteor blasts.
Tip: just enter the boss, please. I like PvP as much as the next Yharnamite, but if you're gonna run once both your co-operators are dead, just accept your death, or even fight back instead of exhausting all of your stamina trying to get away, you stand a chance if you fight back!
-If you can even hit someone past the netcode, that is.-
I love you
That was amazing. I’m so glad I found this lol
so many wahmennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
If Ricky Bobby played bloodborne...
This isn't even Kirk, The Hammer's final form.
Hello.. This is the office of Dr octagon
How do you get evasions in chalice dungeobs????
The circle button.
This is barely comedy it's just a character story and I fucking love it
Please gawd give us a bludborne remake/2 so we can up’n see the resurgence of Kirk, the Hammer and the rest of em powder keg fellers
Stop, spooky hammer time
Are you from southwest VA or Eastern TN? You actually said Appalachia right.
Western Kentucky.
saint_riot I knew it, not too far off
if we ever get bloodborne 2 we should have a new land based on 1800's America, where the powder kegs migrated and got very southern American accents.
bAnG BaNg
Naw but ya'll never tried mah deep fried blood dregs, they's delish!
CharlesFrogBalls has fallen.
Kirk Hammer (not to be confused with Kirk Hammett) is a goddamn American patriot I tell you what.
Guys what’s better over all Saw cleaver or spear (I have many hours and a platinum so don’t say stuff like “get the one that’s more fun “ or “just use anything on your 1st playthrough”)
Saw spear is widely regarded to be the best PvP weapon. But they're both so good it's stupid.
saint_riot but the clever has that extra beast damage. Also doesn’t the spear has a different R2 in trick form?
@@umu8912 Saw spear also has that. Any weapon that is serrated will do extra damage against beasts. The r2 is charge poke like the Holy Moonlight Sword.
Fucking Numbing Mist, so damn expensive, so fucking easy to miss...
Added to Watch later
Such a shame they don't have a, "You know I had to do it to 'em" emote in this game
Why is it private......
Dope shit here
Saint, the way you say “Kegger” makes me nervous
how to get so many +10 weapons?
Chalice dungeons can drop Blood Rocks or you can buy them from the insight store.
Pure fucking gold
You should make a Metallica lore video
Dat 8-bit Metallica tho
Hey Saint, you ever gonna make a podcast that's just you talking to yourself with funny voices?
That's pretty much every video Saint has made in the last year.
derez only 6 verzhunz uv shootin dat i'z accept in my fightin' :
LOUD DAKKA
FAST DAKKA
DAKKA
MOR DAKKA
EVEN MOR DAKKA
AND *ALL UV DA DAKKA ABUV AT ONCE!*
You are my favorite please more bb
U should of took them host to the head of the holler and smashed them sooooo hard. Kentucky for life.
sounds like theo von playing games😂
>str tinger
Where is your bloodletterrr
Did you not see it in the video?
@@jjoegr i scrubbed through the entire video. Ludwig holy blade, kirkhammer, beast whipsword
No bloodletter.
@@malevolentmacaroni8469 he does use it, but only in mace form, not blood form.
4:11-4:44
Improve your scrubbing skills, dawg
@@maxenfelter i was watching for the red scepter, the tiny mace is hardly anything to write home about
Owh i was to fast
This is PvRP.
Where we watch saint fight the madness that consumes him. Poorly.
If he doesn't WAH is not worth it.
like 4 FF7 music