"Nice" Elden Ring Invader is ACTUAL GATEKEEPER

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  • @IliumGaming
    @IliumGaming ปีที่แล้ว +218

    one time my car got stuck in the snow and Nice Joey came by and helped me get going and then he chopped my head clean off like a pez dispenser

    • @sleeper1855
      @sleeper1855 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That reference to Miyazaki's story about the origins of souls multiplayer is deeper than the neck wounds Nice Joey makes

    • @DreyfusLagoon
      @DreyfusLagoon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can I take you from the back?

    • @benmcconaughy6241
      @benmcconaughy6241 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is the best comment I’ve ever read.

  • @Typhosion
    @Typhosion ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Best story time so far. 10/10. Fear the Old Blood, fellow hunter.

    • @michaellugo9349
      @michaellugo9349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was good for sure, but the typical D&D session is something that holds a special place in my heart and can never be topped

  • @FloraOfTheCats
    @FloraOfTheCats ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The dungeon master confesses to hundreds of charges of first degree murder while positing it as a story about another person, more at 7

    • @michaellugo9349
      @michaellugo9349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo I had the same thought when he started describing in detail the bloodspray lmao

  • @veliusfox
    @veliusfox ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The "Pole Dancer's Blood Blade" bit really got me. Thank you DM

    • @VinceOveson
      @VinceOveson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I truly laughed out loud at that 🤣

  • @MasterThief009
    @MasterThief009 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Something that always impresses me with these vids is how Saint can sound exasperated at his own stories/ characters.

  • @Luanciel
    @Luanciel ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The only thing I can say about saint_riot videos is:
    "They're masterworks, all. You can't go wrong"

    • @srafnos2073
      @srafnos2073 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Have a pick, whatever you like

    • @CsStrez
      @CsStrez ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wolves hunt in packs!

    • @demityrant1784
      @demityrant1784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GOBLINS ILL LIKE FIRE!

    • @Stephetheon
      @Stephetheon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have raged and wrought destruction

  • @realBlackFriza
    @realBlackFriza ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It’s like a poem, start in crystal caves and end in crystal caves.
    Pest threads is still the coolest spell

  • @bingusthegreat9733
    @bingusthegreat9733 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Thanks for these recent uploads saint, these past couple days have been very stressful because the wildfires and these uploads always put me in a good mood

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Glad you like them

  • @miles3101
    @miles3101 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This video feels like Saint just woke up tied to a chair in a wet, cold empty room and then Dungeon Master just walked in, reverse-sat on a chair in front of him, and started rambling about Nice Joey, with Saint doing his best not to trigger the bad dementia as he continued to be called Little Timmy.

  • @azagur-sag988
    @azagur-sag988 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:15 "That big old cowboy suit" 🤣👏👏👏

  • @TheGauravDeep
    @TheGauravDeep ปีที่แล้ว +22

    12:20 You can see the thicc boi’s shadow getting parried by good ol joe

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's hilarious.

  • @CasperBlackbird
    @CasperBlackbird ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i'm gonna pray that mister nice Joey comes back for more nice things, world needs more of nice Joey^^

  • @JohanFaerie
    @JohanFaerie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really like the idea that this is just the time the Dungeon Master(aka a forever DM) got to be a player for once, and was just really excited to tell someone about it.

  • @MrTophatcat
    @MrTophatcat ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love when Sane ryan records himself when the voices take over. Very entertaining 10/10.

  • @bloopergman
    @bloopergman ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't believe Dungeon Master's name is Joey

  • @Gabaghoul0000
    @Gabaghoul0000 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    good morning fellas

  • @Nomortem
    @Nomortem ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His trusty ZWEEFANDAH

  • @JohanFaerie
    @JohanFaerie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    F.Y.I. they do still make Pez dispensers.

  • @crocodiletears498
    @crocodiletears498 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Saint Riot is the only person that can make me sit through twenty minutes of nonsense and thank him for it

  • @dotisopod
    @dotisopod ปีที่แล้ว +8

    every time saint has to explain something because he thinks the audience is too young I start to panic and have to urge to get married before I wither away into dust

  • @ploota8963
    @ploota8963 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the world needs more Mr. Nice Joeys

  • @antivexium3892
    @antivexium3892 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely lost it at "I'm not Timmy" I love this channel

  • @spotzhopz
    @spotzhopz ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite part was when nice joey started blastin

  • @unseamedfuture9819
    @unseamedfuture9819 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can't get enough of the dungeon master's stories. They are just that damn good.

  • @BogdanT-f7b
    @BogdanT-f7b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cant even describe how cool your storytelling is, like without even looking at the screen most of the time cuz im working, i can still imagine and tell what is happening with 99% accuracy. Keep them coming 10/10

  • @michaelnelson8618
    @michaelnelson8618 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is what TH-cam needs. Actual content. Thanks again Saint!

  • @teorec
    @teorec ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These last couple videos have been amazing, thank you Sane Ryan.

  • @progod6017
    @progod6017 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im through elden ring story now and even thouzgh I enjoy the pvp, since im new to souls games - watching your vid is rlly enjoyable and shows me how to get better in pvp

    • @michaellugo9349
      @michaellugo9349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More than anything it teaches you how to make PvP fun vs "how to be OP fast"

  • @Pinyaps
    @Pinyaps ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish the Dungeon Master could tell me invasion stories as I try to sleep

  • @KoyFoster
    @KoyFoster ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was watching you ER first LP vods. I fucking loved your DM character. So good. I wish I knew of you sooner. You quickly became one of my favorite streamer/content creators.

  • @executioner_ecgbert884
    @executioner_ecgbert884 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You're killing it with the commentary 😂

  • @Llamasomenumbers
    @Llamasomenumbers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another avant-garde episode of Nice Joey: Saint Invader

  • @michaellugo9349
    @michaellugo9349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I half blame saint for my crippling cigarette addiction as sitting outside with a coffee/beer and chainsmoking through each new video drop is my favorite pasttime anymore.
    Also as somebody who takes mercy on lesser-skilled hosts and occasionally honest co-opers, I'm have flashback realizations that the host I backstabbed during a ganksquad who kept trying to use his empty flasks wasn't bad, he was asking for mercy....
    To all hosts out there, if you encounter me and you're trying to use empty flasks before using grovel for mercy gestures, just know that you will be dropped at least 2 erdleaf flowers before I sever.
    However if it's not me....Prepare to Die

  • @gretchling5012
    @gretchling5012 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    really great active listening from little timmy, encouraging the insane wizard who kidnapped him to keep telling the story and asking him questions

  • @luna7157
    @luna7157 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After having played consumables-only with a Dex-heavy quality build, this looks really fun. Given I already beat it, I might go back and farm a noble's slender sword to do this.
    Great video again, Saint.

  • @kasch3288
    @kasch3288 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I need a compilation of blue disgust. Local invader is disgusted with blues for 30 minutes straight.

  • @Linkarcus
    @Linkarcus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your videos are an experience, Saint.

  • @djinnstar8123
    @djinnstar8123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "VARNISH" thats the word

  • @undertherottensun2734
    @undertherottensun2734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Needed two seconds, instant classic! good guy sain

  • @SnowVRC
    @SnowVRC ปีที่แล้ว +8

    really enjoying these stream of consciousness videos

  • @whoopsthatsasinisntit
    @whoopsthatsasinisntit ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gatekeepers??! is my souls game???

  • @BilliamTorpedo
    @BilliamTorpedo ปีที่แล้ว

    5:30 damn dude im invested but it feels like its been half an hour already and its bedtime ill be back in the morning

  • @baeber
    @baeber ปีที่แล้ว +2

    drunk beheaded over leveled cowboy in ram ranch it really rocks

  • @SimpleGratia
    @SimpleGratia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sanctus Tumultus has done it again. Another certified parish paragon.

  • @vannills
    @vannills ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good Zweihander call back

  • @foodforthegods
    @foodforthegods ปีที่แล้ว +4

    VARNISH!

  • @nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172
    @nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rotund Cowboy RL 300+ wtf 😐

  • @fallenasleep7247
    @fallenasleep7247 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:21 the ghost of rotund cowboy got parried again

  • @vitorgogo
    @vitorgogo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the story Saint Mr. Nice Man

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for listening

  • @seanfussa3076
    @seanfussa3076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the dungeon master is suspicious:

  • @CheeseInvader
    @CheeseInvader ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if the annoying guy in the hibachi incident was actually mr nice joey, I bet guy number 1 would still be dating that girl... or not...

  • @keegan_bridge
    @keegan_bridge ปีที่แล้ว

    One time Nice Joey found me hanging on by my fingertips on a cliff, he demanded a thumb war. He swiftly won and stomped on my hand untill I fell

  • @Irked913
    @Irked913 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the real question is How does dungeon master feel about hibachi ?

  • @tvlogs7364
    @tvlogs7364 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Borderlands intro lol

    • @ryandarrah1136
      @ryandarrah1136 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marcus voice “ah sooo you want to hear another story eh?”

  • @FaustusGraticus
    @FaustusGraticus ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for all the feel-good content Saint.

  • @MusashiW-ec2yn
    @MusashiW-ec2yn ปีที่แล้ว

    this was the greatest elden ring video i've ever seen i'm crying

  • @billsantos
    @billsantos ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As soon as I heard the Dungeon Master voice, I clicked the like button. ❤

  • @iveneverseensuchbehaviorin5367
    @iveneverseensuchbehaviorin5367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was just telling my friend a few days ago that i wished dungeon master made more youtube appearances.

  • @west-art558
    @west-art558 ปีที่แล้ว

    i feel like saint is slowly losing his mind with each upload

  • @Carian_Inspector
    @Carian_Inspector ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10/10 video, more Dungeon Master commentary!

  • @2ScoopsOfSmackMaster
    @2ScoopsOfSmackMaster ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice Joey, a true legend.

  • @b.a.8938
    @b.a.8938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's so entertaining! Thankk you.

  • @Flumpod
    @Flumpod ปีที่แล้ว

    Anatomically speaking. Balls are softer than most things 24:00 lmao

  • @Stephetheon
    @Stephetheon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:55 Hello Future Me reference

  • @stevenfoss3015
    @stevenfoss3015 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your commentary

  • @Ziabetus
    @Ziabetus ปีที่แล้ว

    I could listen to this man ramble for hours.
    I know this, because I do.

  • @DIABETOR
    @DIABETOR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    another saint riot video, another day i don't hurt myself

  • @Maervyn
    @Maervyn ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm gonna tell my kids Saint will tell stories about their life if they will be nice and polite. Just as Nice Joey.

  • @katanaman4
    @katanaman4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first SaneRyner vid to make me squeamish.

  • @rawquazza1321
    @rawquazza1321 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was glorious bro

  • @joeyjones9041
    @joeyjones9041 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a fellow Nice Joey, I can relate, it ain't easy being green

  • @DrakewqSouls
    @DrakewqSouls ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a good video,,, A REALLY GOOD VIDEO saint

  • @unevenbetts
    @unevenbetts ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg pez dispenser 😂

  • @vinyrhyme6425
    @vinyrhyme6425 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i miss pez. I used to love eating them as a kid

  • @14ndCounting
    @14ndCounting ปีที่แล้ว

    "ONE GUY BLEW HIMSELF UP"
    ....alright

  • @gangliaghost8720
    @gangliaghost8720 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saint, do you play dnd and is this something I could ever watch

  • @shubbith3109
    @shubbith3109 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey sane have you tried using burn o flame after blackflame ritual? its fun

  • @BigSchim
    @BigSchim ปีที่แล้ว

    Somehow a story about a man who kills people and blows your friends' heads smoov off to be nice to you makes sense somewhere down the line.
    There's a lesson. I don't know what it is, but it's there and you learn it after you meet Nice Joey.

  • @ChefChucko
    @ChefChucko ปีที่แล้ว +2

    But what about the key master?

  • @GhostProdigy
    @GhostProdigy ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao this was right donw Hilarious 😂 loved it man!!

  • @jackdunn3737
    @jackdunn3737 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heard the DM voice, hit the like button. Like God intended.

  • @gedewahyu.p
    @gedewahyu.p ปีที่แล้ว

    7 arcane, weapon is noble's slender sword, how long have you been farming?

  • @serendetta5150
    @serendetta5150 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thankyou dungeon master, im so glad youre back

  • @ping0_098
    @ping0_098 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Saint what’s the theme used at the start of the video?

  • @balmain2496
    @balmain2496 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    FFXII MUSIC IS AN INSTANT 10/10

  • @benphish
    @benphish ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ill rename my character fashion police every once in a while and just slowly walk circles around the host look at them through the telescope and nod my head. Then leave

  • @devfish3329
    @devfish3329 ปีที่แล้ว

    @saint_riot maybe besides Pez dispensers you could think about russian nesting dolls

  • @glinteastwood
    @glinteastwood ปีที่แล้ว

    Plan for tonight: Finding other Metallica songs to turn people into.

  • @deuceyd8468
    @deuceyd8468 ปีที่แล้ว

    timmy riot i like this video

  • @exodus9001
    @exodus9001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the best rp build

  • @ray12a
    @ray12a ปีที่แล้ว

    cky “groundhog session song 2” later renamed “fisherman’s wharf pt. 1” on carver city album was originally titled “kill moron”.

  • @thrice1201
    @thrice1201 ปีที่แล้ว

    Invader forces innocent host to play Elden Ring solo. (Toxic)

  • @CJan65
    @CJan65 ปีที่แล้ว

    God I love this fucking channel lmao

  • @lukefisher8417
    @lukefisher8417 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect video.

  • @BurstVessels
    @BurstVessels ปีที่แล้ว

    😮 Dungeon Master IS Nice Joey?! 😂

  • @frossassin213
    @frossassin213 ปีที่แล้ว

    that bluoe Moose was really dumb why was he buffing or casting at all if he wasn't anywhere near you

  • @Kryptotek
    @Kryptotek ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful

  • @antmann993
    @antmann993 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    peak schizophrenic saint content 💯

  • @theiyrosthenes1639
    @theiyrosthenes1639 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is always so funny

  • @Eillcon
    @Eillcon ปีที่แล้ว

    Incredible 😭😭😭