*timestamps for schools:* 0:00 introduction 0:30 creation of the universe 1:04 creation of gases & elements 1:23 creation of stars 1:41 creation of earth 2:10 life on earth 2:32 photosynthesis 2:45 cambrian explosion 2:56 "bye bye ocean" 3:36 dinosaurs & humans 4:21 society & neolithic age 5:00 bronze age 5:55 iron age 12:03 age of exploration 13:37 modern age 17:22 contemporary age 17:59 present 18:39 end/future
This is just for me dw 7:00 for APWH 11:00 12:22 Christopher Columbus (1492) 13:00 Ottoman Empire (1530) 13:40 Seven Years War (1754) 13:51 Declaration of Independence (1776) 14:15 Napoleon (1804) 14:45 Opium Wars (1839) 15:13 Civil War/Emancipation Proclamation (1863) 15:30 Spanish-American War (1898) 15:50 World War 1 (1914) 16:00 Soviet Union's Communism (1922) 16:30 Germany's Hitler (1933-1945) 17:00 India/Pakistan/Bangladesh (1947) 17:23 North America vs. South America (1950)
Teachers : *Teaches histroy throughout the rest of high school in a boring and less fun way* Bill wutz : Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
My history teacher showed my class this at the beginning of the year (through zoom). Its the end of the year now, and I wish I could go back in time to relive those moments
the smoothness of this almost makes you forget that there was swearing in the first place; the only place that felt kind of awkward was the amsterdam part but that Already feels awkward, like, in the original, so its fine
I “accidentally” sent this to my social studies teacher Edit: yes she liked it No, she didnt play it but she put the intermission bit during break . . Also why does this have so much attention stop it 😳
if I was a teacher the original version would be always the introduction for new classes and after the video ends I would verbally discuss it with them and make them pick a subject from the video for next lesson, these would be the smoothest two lessons ever
Because teachers explain things in several years, but with lots of information. Almost absolutely everything is told to you there, while in this video everything is "in a nutshell"
2:11 Ocean: theres life in the ocean Narrator: what? Low pitch chorus: something's alive in the ocean Narrator: Oh cool, like a plant or an animal? 2nd Narrator: No Narrator: A microscopic speck. It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever. *Cell divides* Narrator: oh yeah, and it can do that *Those cells divide many more times.* Narrator: It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself. So that's pretty nifty, I would say. Narrator: Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean? Chorus: Now you can eat sunlight! Narrator: Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food. Chorus: Taste the sun! Narrator: Side effect, now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while. Maybe even a couple of times. Narrator: It's a sponge. It's a plant. It's a worm, and some other types of weird, strange water bugs and strange fish. Chorus: It's the Cambrian explosion! 2nd narrator: Wow, that's animals and stuff. Sea life: But we're still in the ocean. Hey, can we go on land? Chorus and the Land: No! Sea life: Why? Chorus as the Land: The sun is a deadly lazer! Sea life: Oh, okay. Chorus: Not anymore, there's a blanket. Narrator: Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land. Fish: Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food yet, so I don't care. Land: Okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here? Some bugs and fish: Maybe Narrator: ...said some bugs... and fish. Frog: Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to- Chorus: Have babies! Narrator: Learn to use an egg. Frog: I was already doing that. Narrator: Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg. Frogs: Works for me. Chorus: Bye bye, ocean! Narrator: And now everything's huge. Including bugs. Wanna see a map of the land? 2nd Narrator: Sure. Narrator: Oh, now everything's dead. Just kidding, here are the survivors. Narrator: Keep your eye on this one... Narrator: ...'cause it's about to become the dinosaurs. Here's another map of the land. Narrator: Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about that. It does that all the time. NARRATOR: Here comes a meteor.
Do you mean that there is another comment like mine? Believe me or not but I haven't seen it, my entire comment was my idea. My humor is utter garbage though so I understand if someone thought of it first, but like I said, haven't seen it, so I don't think I reposted anything.
I am now taking World History, and am halfway through the year, in Medieval Europe now. Anyway, I chose to watch this again, and it was immensely satisfying to see things I knew, even though I do not like my history class, but that's mostly because of my teacher. Anyway, cool.
@@jafshrimp7322 That was said by Sun Tzu, and i think he knows a little more about war than you do. Because he invented it! And he perfected it! So that no man could best him in the Ring of Honor.
i think germany is a great place now and nobody wants to talk about war anymore. its too tragic so HOPEFULLY pepole arent stupid and NEVER talk about the wars. it already ended auf Wiedersehen
“The sun is a deadly lazer” “that’s how every it gets” “is god illegal yet” “no” “The hsgsysush are no happily married” “Space dust” “Even crazier space dust” “A ball of flaming rocks just got hit by a ball of flaming rocks” “Weather update, *its now raining*” Class: take notes everyone take notes
This guy learned history, remembered history, made history fun, made history the opposite of boring, and even explained the entire history of the world *how did you have this much patience* Edit: Obv I do mean the original creator, but still-
Me: mom can I have history of the entire world, i guess? Mom: no we have history of the entire world, i guess at home. History of the entire world, i guess at home:
thomasbkm actually, you're wrong, I'm not 13. And yes it's a possibility that this world is going to end, but for now let's chill and then we’ll suddenly be burning to death
*timestamps for schools:*
0:00 introduction
0:30 creation of the universe
1:04 creation of gases & elements
1:23 creation of stars
1:41 creation of earth
2:10 life on earth
2:32 photosynthesis
2:45 cambrian explosion
2:56 "bye bye ocean"
3:36 dinosaurs & humans
4:21 society & neolithic age
5:00 bronze age
5:55 iron age
12:03 age of exploration
13:37 modern age
17:22 contemporary age
17:59 present
18:39 end/future
n i c e
ty
Mister DaPickle lol I’m im 7:00
8:34 Golden age of india
I copied this but gave you credit for the original and the idea to make it (more detailed).
“How’s the world?”
*Broken*
That’s cool and everything but, did anyone ask?
Raphaël Lelièvre I did
Raphaël Lelièvre it’s a fact not a question 🗿
How's my mind?
Broken
How my life?
-broken-
"Some stars burn out and die."
"Bigger stars burn out and die.. _with passion_ ."
Thanks but I have ears you know
@@pirilon78 r/wooosh
Who read this while it was saying That?
@@unknownsundown8893 its not a joke. I just get anoyed by comments wich just repeat whats exactly on the video
Pirilon 6644 Jesus Christ ur a karen
Someone famous: *breathes*
Bill: *we can make a religion out of this*
I just heard the Buddhism “You can make a religion out of this”
random typek: makes Google translate video
bill wurtz: you could make a religion out of this
Breakfast I mean breath 😂😉😜😜
9 off
How
How to make a paper airplane mode and
How
*nodont*
no don't.
This is the best cleanest version I've found. Well done.
Welp I did not expect you here...
@@MarbulaGamer Oh, hello there :)
@@dustydave961 Hi!
Robots
@@idontknow20404 I don't think so. They might have actually heard of me
0:01 "You're on a rock floating in space."
Flat earthers : *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
Yup
T
R
U
E
Roblox Howls poypoy
Gamer studio! Yo what
they weren't here yet according to the video...
0:10 my parents when I was born
Bitch Lasagna w
I’m dying😂😂
Bitch Lasagna
L
Parents: How did this *HAPPEN*?
Aww... I’m sorry for your loss..
Petition to have science and social studies teachers to play this.
Underrated
Ikr
I sine thif
JJagents I agree
No evil virus of Satan here.
This is just for me dw
7:00 for APWH
11:00
12:22 Christopher Columbus (1492)
13:00 Ottoman Empire (1530)
13:40 Seven Years War (1754)
13:51 Declaration of Independence (1776)
14:15 Napoleon (1804)
14:45 Opium Wars (1839)
15:13 Civil War/Emancipation Proclamation (1863)
15:30 Spanish-American War (1898)
15:50 World War 1 (1914)
16:00 Soviet Union's Communism (1922)
16:30 Germany's Hitler (1933-1945)
17:00 India/Pakistan/Bangladesh (1947)
17:23 North America vs. South America (1950)
Do I have your permission to use it?
@@zachkutkey303 they're just timestamps why would you need permission
@cloudsoflilac he said they were just for him so I was just being polite
@@cloudsoflilac9731im gonna use it without permission
@@zachkutkey303always nice to be polite 😊😅
Why did this video come in everyone’s recommendations just now?
*Idk*
2 days later xD
Bed
Lol idk
When never
I’m scared to blink Because then I might miss 100 years
@@C.L.G._Artisa no
@@quasarfly22 ,
@@C.L.G._Artisa agreed mate
When I blinked I missed 500 million years
@@C.L.G._Artisa I don't think it's that funny so no.
I learned every I'll ever need for social studies in 18 minutes.
???? *whisper while watching this in history * yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
???? right tho
???? Please see me
Check out my chanal
This taught me more than 10 years of school
Teachers : *Teaches histroy throughout the rest of high school in a boring and less fun way*
Bill wutz : Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
the first 5 minutes taught me more than 6 years of social studies ever did
you’re in 5th grade
@@ryandatta6059 no, started learning social studies 6 years ago
Have you learnt the Greek history?
TheCow I guess you haven’t *learned* English.
Same lol
“Forget this.”
“I wanna be something.”
“Go somewhere.”
“Do something.”
“I want things to change.”
Is literally everyones thoughts right now.
Lol
i want to invent time and space.
@@melon4738 and I know it’s possible because everything is already here
@@melon4738 xd
@@jellygang9492 and it probably already happened
“hey you could make a religion out of th-“
*”nO-“*
Fiddleof Gold
Poop
@@Efonis *OK BOOMER*
...
Why?
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
@@echild1969 hi dead memer LoL
my science teacher played this in class yesterday and everyone was watching it. this is literally my favorite video, bill wurtz is awesome 🗣️
Bro who reacted when they said "the sun is a deadly laser"
This is the best "clean" version
Not really.
1. Pause the video
2. Tap on this- 13:52
No they took out the part where they show the periodic table when SPACE DUST is made
Ikr it’s not -PAUSE- it, most of it’s
cleanest clean
Amber TheCat thats why theres “ in the word clean.
Why can’t School show this instead of some boring fact film
Ikr
Problem in my country (germany) is that nobody would understand it because 1. its too fast for them and 2. they are too lazy to learn english...
@@alexyra4074 mhm. Finde ich auch. But oh well. Germany has always been weird and will always be weird actually
Legolas 16 THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!
Epilepsy
My history teacher showed my class this at the beginning of the year (through zoom). Its the end of the year now, and I wish I could go back in time to relive those moments
i bet you found a four leaf clover
Ik you use zoom cuz its covid
haha my science teacher played this at the end of the year the whole class was, omg.
Ahahaha you’re nostalgic for a zoom meeting. The world is burning
That history teacher is a bloody legend
the smoothness of this almost makes you forget that there was swearing in the first place; the only place that felt kind of awkward was the amsterdam part but that Already feels awkward, like, in the original, so its fine
Time stamp?
@@Brooke_1221 13:14
"They started cutting people’s heads off”
“We can make a religi-“
*“No, don’t"*
@Etezaz Mohammed oh o k a y
@@JustbroMT Wait- no we don't want that
Robespierre actually tryed to make himself prophet of a religion of his own making, the "cult of the higher being"
@@zebaguettefromfrance1287 Ahh, I didn't know that. That's very cool? I don't know really-
Im your 999 like
3:49 When the internet comes back on
Lmao
I get it lol
This needs more attention
Replace dinosaurs with youtubers, and you got youtube and COPPA in a nutshell.
clap
I “accidentally” sent this to my social studies teacher
Edit: yes she liked it
No, she didnt play it but she put the intermission bit during break
.
.
Also why does this have so much attention stop it 😳
Well u have detention now
Did she play it?
I’m going to send it to my science teacher. She won’t care though. She’ll probably enjoy it. Lol
A+
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if I was a teacher the original version would be always the introduction for new classes and after the video ends I would verbally discuss it with them and make them pick a subject from the video for next lesson, these would be the smoothest two lessons ever
*”I Can’t Even Get From Here to There without buying a boat.”* *-Shows a plane-*
bUt iSn'T a PlAnE a BoAt?
@@pianistleuwu plane=bird
Boat=disabled bird
M1xed 3motions blame the original creator.
A plane is just a boat that is redesigned to travel in the air, it’s an air boat
How do you do the cross out on the word
"I can't even get from here to there without buying a _boat"_
*Proceeds to show plane.*
a plane counts as a boat
@@Thecouchtater no its not, Theyre.....
*flying robots*
@@iamsaw8s with bombs
@@renewings that makes 2 city in japan have a 2nd sun
@@Thecouchtater true
When you have a history test in 10mins and haven’t studied
this is 18 minutes long so unless you can figure out what it is in 2x mode then youre done
Hyper Kitty lol
I will now legit use this for school (lol)
Heh i already did >:3
but the video is 18 minutes
my teacher actually used this. my whole class was dying in laughter within 3 seconds
"no"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly lazer"
"oh, okay"
In a YTP:
ThE sUn Is A lAzY fUcKeR.
That joke has in a Minecraft UHC vid.
now there's a BLAN-ket!
My fave part
Australia be like:
Every 5 seconds there is a “song”
*_Did you mean:_* *jingle?*
or *_small 2-3 second melodic sentence or statement used commonly for dramatic effect, comedy, or general entertainment?_*
MUSICAL THEATRE!
Nice Guy Disney is that u?
rage sorry for my miss understanding 😣😣😣
iiGloomy_sky hmm?
If a school heard this “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”
Ikr
And "and the dinosaurs are *gone* "
"not anymore, there's a blanket"
Fikri Fadillah you stole my job
We could make a religion out of this
I was really curious to see how he handled 12:55 but they handled it pretty well
Me: paying attention In class*
Also me: looks away for 0.01 second
The teacher:
When you go to the bathroom in the middle of class
@@owenreynolds9599 so true
@@owenreynolds9599 so true tho
@@owenreynolds9599 it do be like that
@@owenreynolds9599 truly true
i've learned more in 20 minutes than in 14 years of school
We could make a religion out of this
Leo Hanna no don’t~
Good
*yes*
True
Teacher: *use 12 years to teach history
This guy: *thats cute*
Heavily agreed FBI
we can make a religion out of this
@@AlexG-jm7cd *indeed*
@@mohammedazeem5025 tes
I see you everywhere and it’s amazing
The "photosynthesis" part was AWESOME! If only that was a REAL commercial advertising some sun-related food. 2:32
Teacher: The test is EASY!
The test:
*Easy*
@@serpy7014 yep
BasicallyEnrique yeah easy
Viktorie Mádlová not anymore there’s a blanket
99% of this: CHina breaking and rejoining
1% of this: literally everything else
Lmao
@Tahlia Crosland 😂
Hope it breaks again 😂
“Look out China there’s a new China in China!”
Lol so true!
Teachers: explains history in a year
Bill: 18 minutes, take it or leave it.
Teachers actually use this something not clean
Nice gravity falls refrance
@@drchrisshields pretty sure its a spongebob reference
@@Prefusify yh, Bc 3 take it or leave it came from Patrick
Because teachers explain things in several years, but with lots of information. Almost absolutely everything is told to you there, while in this video everything is "in a nutshell"
Dude, this is like the best video ever. I mean, I have rewatched this video like 20 times, and I never get bored. EVER.
Anyone notice that Australia is only a part of history like once
Wesley Morrison yeah, he didn’t even say it’s name!
Wesley Morrison it’s cause Australia’s chill and doesn’t really start wars with other places
Kira haha yes
canada aint even there
CheetahFast Gaming that is true...
*I love how this is only 27 seconds less than the original...*
That let's you know how much he swore in the original.
37
Those *27* seconds are the bad words
*36
*36*
If aliens ever invade us and ask us about our world, we show them this.
Yas
Yee
Yes they will love it XDDDDD
ikr lol
Lmao we gots 2 add corona tho
2:11
Ocean: theres life in the ocean
Narrator: what?
Low pitch chorus: something's alive in the ocean
Narrator: Oh cool, like a plant or an animal?
2nd Narrator: No
Narrator: A microscopic speck. It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever.
*Cell divides*
Narrator: oh yeah, and it can do that
*Those cells divide many more times.*
Narrator: It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself. So that's pretty nifty, I would say.
Narrator: Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?
Chorus: Now you can eat sunlight!
Narrator: Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food.
Chorus: Taste the sun!
Narrator: Side effect, now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while. Maybe even a couple of times.
Narrator: It's a sponge. It's a plant. It's a worm, and some other types of weird, strange water bugs and strange fish.
Chorus: It's the Cambrian explosion!
2nd narrator: Wow, that's animals and stuff.
Sea life: But we're still in the ocean. Hey, can we go on land?
Chorus and the Land: No!
Sea life: Why?
Chorus as the Land: The sun is a deadly lazer!
Sea life: Oh, okay.
Chorus: Not anymore, there's a blanket.
Narrator: Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land.
Fish: Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food yet, so I don't care.
Land: Okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here?
Some bugs and fish: Maybe
Narrator: ...said some bugs... and fish.
Frog: Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to-
Chorus: Have babies!
Narrator: Learn to use an egg.
Frog: I was already doing that.
Narrator: Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg.
Frogs: Works for me.
Chorus: Bye bye, ocean!
Narrator: And now everything's huge. Including bugs. Wanna see a map of the land?
2nd Narrator: Sure.
Narrator: Oh, now everything's dead. Just kidding, here are the survivors.
Narrator: Keep your eye on this one...
Narrator: ...'cause it's about to become the dinosaurs. Here's another map of the land.
Narrator: Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about that. It does that all the time.
NARRATOR: Here comes a meteor.
Hello Brother Hag!
I wish they would actually play this at schools, I’d learn more than an actual class
Me too
Me to
True
Me too
Same
History teacher: hi. you're on a giant rock, floating in space.
The class: oh no…
Yes
it so true OMG
*I mean....the teacher is not wrong-*
How did this happen
does that mean we aren't going next to the sun?
“That’s how every it gets”
-Bill Wurtz
“The sun is a deadly laser.”
Ozone: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Haha
Not anymore there's a blanket
We can make a religion out of this
Joshua Liu *no don’t.*
OHOOOOOOHoHoHıHıHuoOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
Every second I just feel like he's about to swear.
edit: guys please stop i dont want to remember this anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Same
Same
Yes so true
Me to uwu
Police: we are arresting you
Me: why?
Police: we can see a dead body in your car
Me: *NoT AnYmORe TheREs a BlaNkET*
Nice.
@@gestifr its not nice, but its *Noice*
@@ismaeldelosreyes2135 Nice =69. Noice = Noice
AsmartguyMythology Nice = 69, Noice = No ice.
gud meme...
I will become a science/social studies teacher just to play this in school
gen z teachers would surely use this
i would
yes
pfp sauce
Im using
Yep
“The sun is a deadly laser” oh ok “not anymore there’s a blanket”
Me putting on a blanket in my 100° bedroom: no no no it’s all a lie!
Mood lmao
I hope this is Fahrenheit not Celsius
@@m4xamillion966 Oh no lmao
theres life in the ocean
@@m4xamillion966 that is what I though... let’s hope it’s 100°F not 100°C
0:04
"i cant even get from here to there without buying a boat"
shows airplane
lol
I like sailing Aeroplanes
air boat
That would be the joke sir
Theres 36 seconds of swering in the original cut out of this vidieo
I like how he said "you can't even go here without buying a boat" and showed a car
plane*
thats a plane
U Stupid or sumthing
I get to woooosh 2 people at once, @coolchannelyt @pacifisthuman82649 r/woooosh
@@constellationmaker145bro that’s a bike
"China is *whole* again, then it *broke* again."
China's constant cycle of being whole and broken pretty much sums my life.
"Life"? Or "Daily routine?"
Do you mean that there is another comment like mine? Believe me or not but I haven't seen it, my entire comment was my idea.
My humor is utter garbage though so I understand if someone thought of it first, but like I said, haven't seen it, so I don't think I reposted anything.
@@Ethan-_-Lim Wow...you are so rude
@@ponz315 It’s alright ignore him
And all viruses start there
i showed this to a teacher and she said: they didn't link the source
ViscoseComb 24 GASP
bruh
The teacher is just jealous
every time
@@melmel9364 BRUH-
Teacher: ok class we’re gonna watch Bill Wurtz’s “history of the world”
Kid with epilepsy: ......
Teacher: oh, and Timmy, close your eyes...
Me
Such an original name.
.
Timmy: *doesn’t close eyes and he looks like he’s dancing*
JrRandom Teacher: Aw look everyone,jimmy is dancing,how cute!
not completely factual, but i’m staying because this is HILARIOUS
kid: “mom, can we go to the museum?”
mom: “no, we have the museum at home.”
the museum at home:
Oh.
Except this is better because museums are fucking boring.
@@Justadudewithahondacivic y e s
This is better
Woah, momthe mueseeum here is better
lol when he sings it makes it so much more AMUSING.
like:
it gets closer,
and it gets closer,
and it gets closer,
and its a **STAR**
taste
the **SUN**
**TIME TO CONQUER ALL OF INDIA-**
or
**MOST OF INDIA**
Yeet Da Cookie I was on that
They can make many types of machines and factories with MACHINES in them
**sya**
"Hey can we go on land?"
*NO.*
"Why?"
*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*
"Oh, ok"
"Not anymore,there's a blanket!"
THE SUN IS A LAZY FUCKER
Aliens: You have 18 minutes and 15 seconds to tell us the history of the entire world
This guy: loudly inhaling air
My child being scared of the demon under the bed:
Me: Not anymore, there’s a blanket
my mom when I was little lol
Underrated comment
Very underrated
We all know monsters can’t get you when your under the covers, just make sure your legs and arms are not hanging off the bed
I mean do you even believe in those?
I showed this to my Social Studies teacher.
*I got an A+ for my class.*
Original and funny HA. HA.
Shut your mouth funny gun boy.
DivinerElite no dont
Hope nobody had a seizure
Nice we make religion... -No please dont.
This should be in schools
I sent it to my teacher so it might be in my online class
Lol
Yes
Yes
I learned more from this than a lesson
I am now taking World History, and am halfway through the year, in Medieval Europe now. Anyway, I chose to watch this again, and it was immensely satisfying to see things I knew, even though I do not like my history class, but that's mostly because of my teacher. Anyway, cool.
"This is what we dont want, but this is what we need"
-Sun Tzu
"If fighting might result in victory, then you must fight!"
-also Sun Tzu
Technoblade
@@paulinafaith8089 never dies
@@jafshrimp7322 That was said by Sun Tzu, and i think he knows a little more about war than you do. Because he invented it! And he perfected it! So that no man could best him in the Ring of Honor.
@@randomguy5178 AAAAEEEEEEEEE Maggots!
This summarized 3 years of middle school history and science in 20 minutes
The sun is just a deadly laser
@@markharvey6386 not anymore there's a blanket
*19
YUP😅
I still die laughing at 'Where's all the sugar? In Brazil."
"STOLEN-"
but at least there's beaver
every 10 seconds a banger blesses your ears
U forgot "gneurshk"......... why? Because it can mean *different things*
True
Gneurshk which means let’s eat the stomach of the spring cow
No is not
4:05
It’s still there
"Germany's back, featuring Hitler, the angry mustache model. He's mad at the Jews for existing."
I wonder why... :)
TheGamingMacaw That’s what everyone wants to know?
i think germany is a great place now and nobody wants to talk about war anymore. its too tragic so HOPEFULLY pepole arent stupid and NEVER talk about the wars. it already ended
auf Wiedersehen
as a jewish-german i can confirm this
@@sforzous6866 my dad said that in German history class they just cut out the whole world war two
why can't we just watch this instead of history class.
yes
I do indeed think this is better
delet dis now
School is a 12 year *government funded* babysitting program
That’s why it *is not enjoyable*
@@faraday3683 LMFAO
I sent this to my social studies teacher and I swear he went home to his wife and was like “This frickin idiot at school sent me a cringe comp”
I just learnt in 18 mins what school couldnt teach me in 12 years.
Hahahahaa😂😂😂😂😂
Me: hey can we go on land.
Sombody: NO
Me: Why?
Sombody: The sun is a deadly laser.
Me: oh okay
now there's a blanket
500,000,000 years ago
Mom: GO OUTSIDE
Me: NO
Mom: WHY NOT?!?!?!
Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
Someone else sharing the news: Not anymore there's a blanket
Somebody: Not anymore theres a blanket!
This should be on history channel for April fools.
Monica Weaver YESS
@@hsmacaraig it is same to me as April fools for dumb people
IS ANYONE ONLINE
Forget april fools it should be on everyday
*ON LIVE TV!!!!!!!!!*
Teacher: Explain the history of the world
Me: Two words
Bill
Wurtz
“The sun is a deadly lazer”
“that’s how every it gets”
“is god illegal yet”
“no”
“The hsgsysush are no happily married”
“Space dust”
“Even crazier space dust”
“A ball of flaming rocks just got hit by a ball of flaming rocks”
“Weather update, *its now raining*”
Class: take notes everyone take notes
Lmao
No he said
"Is loving God legal yet"
Soft_Box ok so
We could make a religion out of this
@@soft_box9331 *Jesus
This guy learned history, remembered history, made history fun, made history the opposite of boring, and even explained the entire history of the world
*how did you have this much patience*
Edit: Obv I do mean the original creator, but still-
Annoying Lacey this is a copied version of the original
That is pretty much copied
@@everythingandanything9676 he just did a good job
He didnt use 2018-2020
He nearly took a year to make this video
russia's to-do list:
expand
grow larger
get larger
get bigger
If they get big, they don't know what to do
Britain's to do list:
Kill every country if it's not english.
You forgot:
Gain More Size
Obtain more size
Expand in Size
@@DeltaPhox go back to cave story
@@matrixorialold No
Used this in my class .Thanks for the edits.
I love how schools take 4 years to teach students about the pilgrims and it takes us 20 minutes to learn the whole worlds history up until 2017
I also don’t like school but this video is a very very simplified and quick explanation, while school has a bit more detail
Exactly LMAO
@@ceoofburgers5208 it's 18:50 longs
i learn more by sitting on the computer than i ever did in my 12 years of school
@@grannyfallingfromthehighes2432 the original was 19:26 meaning it had a total of 36 seconds of just swearing lol
Me: mom can I have history of the entire world, i guess?
Mom: no we have history of the entire world, i guess at home.
History of the entire world, i guess at home:
F
sksks
Facts
this shall be pinned (the comment he did)
the cleaner the worse
"What are you watching? This isn't the history video-"
_"This is a summary of the entire world, in meme format"_
"Understandable have a nice day"
I love how removing all swear words docks off a whole 1min25s of content. Great edit.
"Hey can we go on land?"
"N O"
"Why?"
"T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R"
"Oh ok"
"Not anymore, theres a blanket"
Well, that blanket has had a enough of Earth’s parasites so it’s about to leave
thomasbkm just imagine we’re chilling and then one day we die.
thomasbkm actually, you're wrong, I'm not 13. And yes it's a possibility that this world is going to end, but for now let's chill and then we’ll suddenly be burning to death
@@realthomasbkm oof
thomasbkm | yo dude nobody cares turn ur caps lock off
When you weren’t paying attention while watching the actual one and realize “wait, there’s swearing in it?”
Yeah I'm confused 2as there any?
Proton and a nearjdjxi staff
Same I barely remember any swearing in it at all
We can make a religion out of this
@@willy9473 “fuck it, most of its water” is changed to “actually, most of its water”
The sun: *Is a deadly laser*
The ozone layer: "So you have chosen, death?"
The ozone layer has chosen death
yes god tier meme
It’s lazer not laser (this is a joke)
Nice going, *Genghis!*
I have no idea why that made me laugh so much
When you are a bunch of gases in space:
*Oh yeah, It's all coming together*
Literally
china be like:
Oh yeah, It's all falling apart
Me: sends this to my teacher to show in class
*They called me a madman.*
My teacher said she loved it and thank you for sending it to her
... And what I said came to pass
“The sun is a deadly lazer”
“Whoops the economy just crashed”
You can buy your way out of hell!
Martin: that’s a scam here’s 95 reasons why.
My Parents: Do you wanna go outside?
Me: NO
Them: Why?
Me: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
Order_Of_The_Stone // Summer Vloggers oh ok
Oh ok.
Oh ok.
Oh ok.
Oh ok.
Person: Are you heartbroken?
Me: *Yeah it broke apart. Don’t worry it does that all the time.*
I read this while that sentence played just wanted to saaayy
THE CHINNAAAAAA is broken again X101918288282
Oh, so your heart was made in China I see
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURN WOUND
Not funny,didnt laugh
"tired of using lame sad metal?"
"Introducing, B R O N Z E!"
"Made with special ingredient tin, from the far lands of tin land!"
“Also, guess what?”
“𝗲𝗴𝘆𝗽𝘁!“
“Meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse, now we’re getting somewhere”
“Also, 𝐶𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐴!“
Don't forget INDUS RIVER CIVILIZATION!!!
Let’s check in with the Indus River Valley Civilization. Their gone. Guess who’s not gone?
*China.*
This is strangely satisfying seeing everything evolving from a single cell