What will the world look like in 250 million years?
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Unfinished London will still not be finished.
It will remain unfinished
True
thats the point
That's the idea
@@canonicallykayfabe sad if tru
I like to imagine that you were visiting India for unrelated reasons years ago and decide to take the opportunity to say "Here, in India" in the case that you ever needed a clip related to India.
He says he did exactly that in another thread here, said he record loads of them
Your guess was evidently spot on. I guess Mark really wanted to get his money's worth out of that trip.
Chroma Key
He's even wearing the same shirt! 😂
@William Ploeg :-)))
The part where they subtly but abruptly turned into weathermen is absolutely gold
What do the growing eyebrows mean? Is that a kind of parody?
@@AndreiBerezin I don't know whom they are pretending but it leads to the meme stickered at 5:24.
This image is from BBC weather forecast on 15 Oct 1987. The guy, Michael Fish, said "(A viewer said) there is a hurricane on the way. Don't worry there isn't!" on the broadcast. Hours later, the worst storm in centuries devastated Britain.
This was caused by the underfunded computer system for weather forecast back then but the footage became a symbol of unpredictable weather in the UK. The footage even appeared in the opening ceremony of 2012 London Olympic Games as a joke.
2:33 love how New Zealand just materialises out of the sea
That is how islands work lol
Islands tend to rise from the ocean you know
Imagine explaining to the government why Mark needs to go to India to say 3 words.
bro its literally 3 words
It was filmed pre-pandemic, so I chose not to explain this trip to either government.
@@markcooper-jones7494 always helpful to have a time machine on hand!
@@markcooper-jones7494 thought it was a greenscreen, but thanks for visiting here as well
@@markcooper-jones7494 After the pandemic is over, please go to India House to explain it to them anyway and see how they react
Tom Scott and Map Men on the same day right after each other? Nice
I got that lol
Nice
They did on the 11th Jan as well
9 minutes gap lol
I know-
0:46 for those who are wondering it said
Well, it's a combination of that and the fact the having access to the sea is really important for a country to thrive and not be conquered by its neighbours, so any territory that finds itself double-landlocked probably won't last as an independent country for ling. Anyway, don't worry about that, the point still stands about the way the world's landmass is spread out.
I love the deadpan humoristic exchanges between the two of you. Learning things in a pleasant package certainly helps!
my guy went to india just to film himself saying "here in india"
@@ethanbennett7 For the uninitiated among us (me), what is the "stereo show"?
@@austinhall2137 6:48
@@ethanbennett7 seems like the kind of thing that would have lots of ads and then die.
@@austinhall2137 amonf us???
@@austinhall2137 *_SUS_*
“180 Million years ago, before the Second and First World War, the world looked like this” I mean, that is correct.
It is indead... correct
r/technicallythetruth
Also "Years later, while he was still dead"
Wow, this geologist wasn't jesus!
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
incredibly cool a person aside from myself recognizes what's what
3:53 I appreciate the eyebrows growing XD
3:00 according to one of my Geology lecturers, continental drift isn't caused by convection currents, and scientists have never thought it was. It just ended up in the textbooks somehow and became common knowledge. The real mechanism by which continents move are a combination of "ridge push" and "slab pull", which is essentially old plate dragging the rest along, while newly formed plate is pushed away from where it formed
Which is caused by……convection currents. All current science agrees with and has reinforced convection currents, which in turn cause slab pull and ridge push.
@@galenwest9449 It seems like the lecturer was trying to explain that the older models weren't so highly regarded any more - such as the idea that the crust was directly dragged apart by the convection currents on the seafloor, which allowed the magma to come up. Or that the magma acted like a big boil and essentially pushed the sea floor apart as it bulges out. Whereas they think now that it's more that the softer raised surface begins to harden and become more dense, and slides down the squishy upper mantle to push on the more crusty stuff. Gravitational force rather than fluid mechanics, as such. Underneath it all is still the mantle convection currents, of course.
My mom forgot to make me pancakes for breakfast 32 years ago and even though she died in 2005 that still bothers me
@@CH-mv4mk the newly formed crust cooling and becoming denser, and therefore subsiding
@@TheoHiggins thats called a convection current lol
Brilliant. I laughed out loud whilst alone at the 1915 Alfred Wegener bit of writing.
love what u do too
Should have known Destin would have the good taste to be a mapmen fan.
Boi
That's how I get Smarter Every Day, Destin :)
@@jacobcreech4382 e
I like how their eyebrows get increasingly bigger during the bit where they explain where the continents may move to
I thought I was the only one to notice that xD
I thought I was imagining that
@@yellowbubble7 same !! I had to rewatch that bit to make sure lol
that bit was hilarious
@illuminerdi i didnt see that lol
The map of the future supercontinent has an uncanny resemblance to Tamriel from the Elder Scrolls universe if you just got rid of all the major islands.
Thank god I wasn't the only one seeing this!
I love your videos so much! You put so much effort in to them and it's very much noticed and appreciated. Please keep them coming!
“The continents haven’t always been this well socially distanced.” Ah what a time to be alive.
Two minute papers!
"rocks alone weren't solid enough." Gotta love British humor
Australian
Sweden
Jesse, I was gonna write that, too, and I'm a 'Murican.
( with a British/London/Australian/Swiss sense of humour.)
New zealand
Japan
I said to the primary school teacher who I had for two years over 60 years ago that it looked like South America fitted into Africa and he told me about the moving continents. At the time it was still contentious but I only found that out later. My guess is that he read the New Scientist. Wonderful teacher (except when it came to PE).
"While he was still dead" implies he came back to life later on
"But rocks alone weren't solid enough"
That pun hit me like a boulder.
Damn you must be stone cold to the touch right now.
I don't get it.
That joke was solid
Can someone please explain me this joke. I don't get it.
quite magnificent someone besides myself knows what's going on
I live in Australia and even I thought Australia was actually moving down to Antarctica. My childhood dreams of seeing peguins in my backyard have been crushed.
We have little penguins though, they’re awesome!
You can have pandas instead.
Surprisingly Ecuador and South Africa have penguins despite being further north than Australia
do you think pangea is going back?!
I want to see a World Star stand-off between penguins and wallabies now.
The ancient tree genus Araucaria is found in South America and Australasia. When the two regions were part of a single landmass.
looks like elder scrolls world map
"Several years later while he was still dead"
Is one of the predictions for 250 Million Years Later involving him coming back to life?
Yes, of course... along with the dinosaurs.
@@blindleader42 The dinosaurs are dead?
@@IdaeChop Yes, however some of them are ancestors to present day avians.
@@IdaeChop No, they are not dead, many of them are very much alive, in fact you may be able to see one from your window right now.
@@blindleader42 Birds are not just the descendants of dinosaur, they are dinosaurs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur
“Here in Australia”
*British houses and blizzard outside*
Sounds like Australia
I paused and looked very closely at "Here in India" too. and I think maybe it was.. perhaps from a different video
And British number plates on the cars...
You mean Australian houses and Australian snow?
I dunno. I mean, he is wearing the hat.
How did it take so long and for a genius to figure the continents fit together like puzzle pieces. I distinctly remember noticing that in Kindergarten when I first saw the world map.
It took good maps and then some good minds
@@sitfish1113 yeah after I wrote my comment it occured to me maybe the maps weren't that great until that time.
Damn!!! I thought I was the only one
Ironically, I'm old enough that plate tectonics was discussed in primary school as this cool new discovery that the continents were whizzing around and smashing into each other. Of note to us in NZ, because of course the country straddles the boundary where the Australian plate is running over the the Pacific plate.
The reason it was taught as a relatively new thing is that it until the late 60s that some scientific body endorsed the "continental drift" theory combined with the observations about convection currents in the mantle to give us "plate tectonics" as the approved theory.
Their maps sucked.
So hyped for the Novopangaea season update! Glad there's already news!
i hated geography in highschool, because schools teach you in such a boring way, but after finding this video by chance, geography seems awesome.
It makes me cheerful that there are people that recognize what's what
There is no way of teaching where Geography can be boring.
they should just play these videos all day long
You must have a zombie for a teacher, I personally find geography to my favourite subjects
@@idkanymore12 the teacher makes the class in my opinion
“Years later, while he was still dead”
😂😂😂😂
Those little comments that are outstandingly hilarious, but they just throw away are my favourite part of map men.
@@benjamincoram7036 absolutely! Pure British humour and I love it!
:-)))
@@AndrewCockerillPhotography British Black Humor
@@AndrewCockerillPhotography Not Funny Comment Main
I’m so glad these two were in my recommended, can’t stop watching their videos now
That Michael Fish bit was hilarious 😂
"Rocks alone weren't solid enough."
Okay. Okay. Nice.
ah der europäische parteien typ :D arbeitest du an neuen videos?
@@SimonS44 Öha. Wen man hier so alles trifft! 😉😂
Ja, sogar an mehreren. Allerdings bin ich auch mit der Bachelorarbeit beschäftigt! Versuche zwar jeden Tag ein bisschen zu zeichnen und an Videos rumzuschnipseln, allerdings hat die Uni vorrang :P
@@LucasBenderChannel ah sehr cool *thumbs up* Dann bin ich mal gespannt. Und viel Erfolg mit der BA!
@@SimonS44 dankeee! :)
1:39
“Everyone else at the time rowdily disagreed with him, as at the time people always do” - next level wisdom here
It's excellent a person aside from myself spots what's up
One day people will be saying that about Trump.
@@billysinge8977 WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT TRUMP OH MY GOD
That explains anti-vaxxers, MAGAts and conspiracy nuts. Each of the blinded by their own unthinking dogma.
@@noahisamathnerd The lunatic wanted to nuke tornadoes.
I love how emotionless but also so emotional at the same time
1:47
Badum-tss!
that fake news article about alfred wegener. dude. unreal comedy. "he started out as a baby" was fantastic.
Jay and Mark are very silly, so silly they may resill your sills with impunity (heavy on the solidarity of magical creatures).
I came here looking for that comment. Started out as a baby and the whole paragraph had me in stitches.
"Years later, while he was still dead..."
Wegener, you lazybones, you can't go on being dead for the rest of your life!
Is he still ded tho? :/
you guys are brilliant! love the badinage and, omg, the fascinating science.
you are the first ones (that i’ve seen) to point out the African rift and how it would figure in future continental movements.
thanks much - and i just subscribed.
just wondering, do you collaborate on the script?
(by the way, you’re both gorgeous and compliment each other incredibly well especially in personality :) 🌍🌹🌱
This was a great and hysterical video. Loved the dry humor 👍🏻👍🏻
“Here in Australia”
*snows*
Also, hats with corks lol
It's summer in australia lmao
Also, they filmed that during the unique period when London and the southeast gets actual snowfall
@@tvTwo1 Wow that's such a coincidence that it was snowing in both London and Australia at the same time! Bet that doesn't happen often.
Stonwks
This is my Geography degree in a nutshell
I don’t like you
Omg i love ur vids
I am a geopolitical pro at geography, don't be shy to ask me a border question
@@danilelun ok then, in nanometers, how long is the India Bangladesh border?
@@sirsausagedog4162 4096e+12μm figure the rest out yourself
The bits are outrageous, I love this channel
How have I not discovered this brilliant channel until now?
"The Australia plate has moved a massive 3.5 metres over the last 50 years"
I wonder if one can calculate the kinetic energy of Australia
That is massive.
That's actually fast on the geological time scale when you think about it 🤔
@@lexsec shut up u ruin the joke
@@deanvandijk9670 Only about 10kJ by my estimate. Or about 1 m&m.
I hate how there's no comments talking about the foot holding the phone at the end of the video...
I think I spotted one just above this comment...
Or the progressively larger eyebrows while masquerading as weather reporters
Nevermind, I just noticed it.
I'm enjoying your content, boiz! Cheers.
Hi Men Map,This video 📹 is bordering on my favorite.
So, nobody is gonna talk about their eyebrows getting thicker and thicker? 5:05
Follicle drift
They're getting thicker because it takes so long for continents to move that they haven't shaved for 250 million years
I don't understand this type of comment. We've all noticed the eyebrows. And also, it was already mentioned in other comments. So there's that.
@@_rlb I didn't notice it even after having watched the whole video, so I, my good sir, for one, approve of this comment. Thank you, AlexanderLuthamatrix Banbiwaddlefeet the third
I just noticed it😭
"The more logical explanation was that these land masses must once have been connected"
Nah mate. Dinosaur cruise ships.
Cruise ships and rock-dumping ships.
I'm joyful that there are a few people that know what's happening
Noah's Ark was armed with Surface- to-Surface Missiles, they even destroyed the ship that had all the dinos
@@poggersbutthole8444 historically accurate
@@poggersbutthole8444 Noah arc was Noah Class Battllecruiser that commission for United Kingdom of Britainosaurus
"we never hang out, this is a purely business relationship"
"what we *would* discuss"
*I love how he just goes with it*
I mean to be fair it is scripted
A pineapple, Batman, and.... TAVROS?!
It's Jamiroquai
@@icekall35aw man :(
I’ve just watched a Tom Scott video about how TH-camrs must always declare adverts, and then Jay goes ahead and makes a joke in the advert about not declaring the advert, what the hell.
Can't believe Jay Foreman would do this right after Tom Scott specifically said not to!
Continental drift causes out of control eyebrow growth! You heard it here first, folks!
Impressively large eyebrows are a well known subduction technique.
;)
haha I noticed that
I scrolled down too much to find this
The eyebrows drifted.
Wow you noticed something in the video that literally everyone else noticed too, good job, better make a comment about it.
3:43 here in Australia lol. That snow is about as common as a desert in the UK!
I think the scientists behind the theories of continental drift severely underistimate how much push back there is of having Australia anywhere near you!
0:58 “180 million years ago, before the second and first world wars” oh jay. never change
Yep, eleven single continents: Pangea, Bungea, Bucktoothia, Londinia, Dragonea, Limegea, Anglo-Scotia, Albatrossia, Pineapplegea, Batmangea and Jamiroquai.
Don’t forget Wales!
@@choreomaniac I suspect that Scotia will end up attached to Europia, whereas Anglo will end up scuttling across what may be the ever-widening Altlantico ocean...
Where Walesia will end up is anybody's guess.
you forgot ligmea
Nature is wonderful!
Wait so is that a character for the last one?
Man, I cant wait till this happens!
So clever and informative...I love this type of eyebrow humor.
I love that the map at 3:20 has a tectonic plate that's just labelled "Plate"
thats cocos plate its such small plate until they only put plate there you can still eat fishes in that "plate" tho
Arabian took it
@@Gaming.Villager thong... ummmmmm oh no.
finaly a real funny thing
Cocos plate
The eyebrows bit was golden, had to rewind as I thought I was seeing things, haha
came here to possibly steal your future map for d&d. clicked on the middle of the video. first thing i heard was "but, years later, while he was still dead..." backing up. sirs, you have my attention.
Their eyebrow game getting stronger as they show the drift caught me off guard. I had to rewatch when I started seeing jay turning into jake gyllenhaal..
It is certainly awesome when a person aside from myself understands what's happening
Jay Gyllenhaal
Am I srsly the only one who didnt notice this?
@@scotandiamapping4549 Probaly not, the comment was made to compliment a well delivered bit. You're probably the only one who abbreviates seriously though.
Why is nobody talking about how this looks like Tamriel
Kinda makes sense for australia to be argonia, poison everywhere and most of it is inhabitable/not habited by humans
That was my first thought.
I clicked the video to check if anyone else had noticed
Edit: I mean, have you heard any news from the other provinces?
Have you heard of the brazilians?
Thats true
I loved seeing all the many foreign countries you guys totally went to for this vid 😁
These guys are superbly funny. It was the eyebrows that got me...classic.
Flashed comment: "Well, it's a combination of that and the fact that having access to the sea is really important for a country to thrive and not be conquered by its neighbours, so any territory that finds itself double-landlocked probably won't last as an independent country for long. Anyway, don't worry about that, the point stills stands about the way the world's landmass is spread out."
Thank you!!!
I wish I'd looked at the comments rather than spending minutes trying to pause in exactly the right place ;) (well, I slowed playback speed too, which helped!)
@@indigoziona On desktop, you can go through a paused video frame by frame with , and . ;)
No mention of Andorra.
Thank
This channel is so underrated
True
it has my attention!
@@queenelizabethii4058 your majesty it’s an honor.
Correct
Well based on numbers alone it's not
This channel is bursting with creativity
Congratulations on the gradual-ness of the eyebrows. Didn't notice a thing until 4:55 !
0:45
“Well, it’s a combination of that and the fact that having access to the sea is really important for a country to thrive and not be conquered by its neighbours, so any territory that finds itself double-landlocked probably won’t last as an independent country for long. Anyway, don’t worry about that, the point still stands about the way the world’s landmass is spread out.”
Thank you
I should have checked comments before typing all that out and THEN finding out someone already did it ;) I guess yours is more correct, though, as I double-spaced between sentences, and the video did not.
@o m well i dont see no leichstein empire
@o m um. no.
Switzerland has had no issues.
I love how disgusted he sounds saying that Britain could get closer to USA
It's a terrible thought. I was very concerned, even though it's quite unlikely I'll even be alive in 250 million years.
Wouldn't be a British video without unnecessary bashing of Americans
@@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax Very necessary!
@@crose7412 Rent free
@@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax I mean America is a world power, of course people overseas will think about it every once in a while. It's like a big and strong yet stupid bully: yes it's incredibly stupid but it's still big and strong so you have to make sure it isn't doing stupid things (like usual)
3:15 😂😂😂👌🏽 When are dinosaurs coming back
The world 180 million years ago looks like Australia’s father.
“Years later, while he was still dead”
“India hit Asia with such force it made the himalayas”
That “such force” is probably like only 5 meters per year since time is that slow
kinetic energy is ½mv² ... ?
@@marc_frank Good thing tectonic plates are so massive, then.
5 meters per year? That can literally be a hell to work on, imagine making a whole road and a decade later you need a fucking bridge
You mean 5 cm. There is a big difference!!!!
@@toobig7150 exactly. It's actually 5 cm
I am in love with the humour in these videos
When Jay was in the car its literally snowing outside and usually we don't get snow lol
2:00 I'd like to think that he traveled all the way to India just for that bit, would be something they would do
The funny thing is, Jay Foreman claiming to be in Australia while it's snowing at 3:40 is *equally* something they would do. They're just a pair of mad lads
I’m starting to think this series is just to show off their travels.
don't forget he also travelled to Indonesia's Mount Merapi
@@nathanmcgill7249 its summer in australia so I doubt it
Its because they look and sound like a couple of acerbic high-pitched effeminate intellectuals ;)
Not the usual worldwide junk.
Okay, but why does Novopangaea look like an "off-brand" Greater London?
Greater Greater London
When Elizabeth II dies we should rename London to New Elizabeth unofficially to confuse the shit out of historians
My thoughts exactly
They said the green belt would contain London's growth, but it just kept going....
Because it *is* Greater London. For a given value of 'London', *everything* is Greater London....
Greatest London
The shapes of the bottom three supercontinents shown at 3:10 are hilarious! 😁😀😄
“The Australian plate has moved north a massive 3.5 meters!” 3:28
It's unlikely that "massive crack" is the result of rifting in the area, instead these cracks often form after periods of intense rainfall and overnight, leading to the not so strange conclusion these might be sinkhole type gullies. However cool it would be to have the earth open up over 8 meters across in just one night, this is highly unlikely unless there is a VERY MASSIVELY SEVERE earthquake at the same time, instead the process is generally much more gradual. So even though this might seem impressive proof of something we know is happening, in truth we just make connections between (mostly) unrelated phenomenons.
It's rifting
@@saimeraversestudios9644 how so?
You all got it all wrong. That's a typical case of mosquito footprint.
Rifts also don't have soil bridges still connecting each side of parts of them.
Clearly you've never heard of the San Andreas fault. It literally rifts the ground like that when it moves.
2:00 True commitment is when you travel to India for a 1-second scene.
Thanks! You saved me so, so much time, thank you.
nice eyebrow gag
5:04 Québec is still on the eastern coast. Better get used to it then!
“Rocks alone weren’t solid enough”
Did anyone else notice that pun
Yeah, it hit me like a rock
…
Yes everyone did, jesus christ
What's a pun? Why am i watching these weird British dudes? Boy this hooch is strong, juggalo for life baby whoooooo!
Omg
after all those years, The Queen of England is still the Queen of England.
Can't kick our queenie off her throne
There hasn't been a Queen of England since 24 March 1603.
@@gordon1545 well, if you want to be pedantic, that's true, but she is the queen of the uk, which includes England, so technically she is the queen of England.
I am truly joyful there are people that realize what's what
How about you living since in 1:02?
The fact that you guys wrote an entire news article with jokes and all for a 2-second gag is comittment!
can't wait to see it.
For anyone concerned, January 24, 2086 will indeed be a Thursday.
Thank goodness.
@Devarsh Dey That's good. Never trust the future.
I’ll turn 81 on a Thursday nice!
Phew! I was worried for a bit there
Thanks,i will tell my grandkids
Edit:in the future of course
how do you know
Tom Scott does a 30-minute video explaining why it is important to say that it is an ad, and how it can be confusing:
Jay- "This is not an ad"
I dig the comment at 0:45 that only flashed for a little bit. I was literally just thinking that while I was hitting "," to scroll back enough frames to see it
Let's wait and see, I'm curious!
Finally, back to normalcy. Men was said twice after map.
The amount of inside jokes here is scary
Really? It's not that many!
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer are you sure you heard them all if you think there isn't that many?
I've counted at least some jokes, a mild chuckle and one belly lunge.
You sound like coming out an episode of "The IT crowd"! Entertaining and interesting.
love that you put Sant-Saens behind the bit about the fossil record
"our first ever non-scripted conversation"
I'd like to imagine that outside when the cameras were running, Mark and Jay have communicated only with grunts, gestures, pointing, and emoji.
They have a strictly-business relationship, after all.
Strictly business- as soon as the camera is off they walk in opposite directions from one another and don't speak again until the next video topic is ready to be produced.