I really hope they eventually put in alternates for steel beams and pipes; the bottleneck is really a pain in the butt for using certain other alternates.
Coffee Stain’s April fools video was the first thing I watched this morning, I won’t be duped again, certainly not by a player who doesn’t even have a verified fixit employee badge
2:55 you forgot the mention the charcoal and biocoal alternate recipes. with these you can get more power out of your plant stuff but still have all the coal form the miners for steel production. and then switch to liquid biofuel as soon as you can
That caterium trick for the nuclear plant is *brilliant*!!! I'm gonna go load up some storage containers and add a few splitters immediately! Thanks Kibitz!
Kibz, now I only have 1400 hours in Satisfactory, but I would like to add that when you have 50 biofuel burners it can help to have blade runners so you can constantly run between the burners and keep them full.😉
The "build a bunch of burners" is actually a good tip for before coal power. More burners = load more distributed = biomass burns slower = more time between refills.
I usually get up to around 8 or so Biomass burners (not counting the ones that are part of the HQ) before I swap to coal power. For me, it's the best balance between deep fuel reserves and the aggravation of checking fuel levels of multiple machines.
if you have the refined power mod its even better cause you just build automated ones and a plant to make biomass/solid biomass and theyll sort themselves out while youre exploring and building
No troll, I actually like the cast screw recipe if I find it in the early game. Before you can completely eliminate screws it saves on production steps and machine count. Not useful late game since you tend to avoid screws but if you find it in your first few hard drives it is useful!
The "useless nodes" tip at 5:40 is actually pretty damn solid. Quartz gives quite a few points - if you sink them until you actually use them, you can generate a lot of coupons early on with litlle to no effort and power usage. If you first produce the other "better" quartz stuff, it'll produce even more.
I have been searching favorite channels and game most of the day looking for this kind of content and must give props where due. One of the better April Fool's takes out there. Just enough legit advice to keep me watching for the stuff that was total joke. Most are just tossing out something patently unlikely.
I am mixed, the alternative Screw Receipt is a great one, but, then I realized you left out Steel Ingots and the Pure Iron and Copper ... I quickly saw where this was going (as if the title wasn't clear enough) ... also just realized this aired on April 1st
First! Great to see your still on Satisfactory kibz! Many give up sooner or later because they got bored :'( Loving the vids so far x THE PIONEER MUST CARRY ON TO THE 500K Mark x
You forgot portable miner alt recipe, it is very important to automate them as soon as possible, so that you can bring the whole bunch with you wherever you go and have them mining those sweet resources you find along the way. Especially well if you use no mods for bigger inventory.
nothing can be so bad that it can't be used at least as some deterrent example. and sometimes even give a new view on something and some (different) good ideas.
I would really really like a followup video of this that's actually helpful. I feel like you're one of the more experienced players to be explaining how people should use oil etc. I have two of your turbo fuel power plants now, I'm still preparing to jump straight into plutonium without having a basic nuclear phase.
Does anyone know where I could find some type of resource chart for creating single items? Example I want to know how many plastic/min I need to be able to create at least 1 of each thing at any given time with no bumps. (batteries computers all that jazz)
I found this advice to be very helpful. I ran around the whole map converting every iron mine into a screw factory and now I almost have enough screws.
Now I've heard a lot of people hate on caterium wire, but honestly I use it a lot, it saves so much time building giant infrastructure in places where I've already got excess caterium but don't have copper/iron nearby.
Can't believe I've never tried these myself. Can't wait to spend the first 150 hours getting a solid base of materials I produce by hand and I realize I haven't been automating enough screws. I'm glad I never really bothered with coal. I can't believe you suggested buying biomass though! Honestly I think that's just stupid. Buy the biofuel instead! Much more cost effective. I'm an accountant, so I promise the numbers add up.
I was half asleep watching this think, ok yeah thats good. Then after a few tips I started thinking, "wait no that's not a good idea". Then I realized what day it was.
When the boombox came out I wanted to save coupons so I only bought the goat simulator tape and now that song haunts my nightmares because I listened to it way too much
Man, I remember my first playthrough when I tried to get coal power as quickly as possible. What an absolute nightmare. I wish this video was out when I started playing!
WAIT WHAT!?!? YOU CAN USE THE CART FOR THE TRUCK STATIONS? OMFG! i swear to god if this is true i will need to craft like 40 of them and set them up going through the factory walkways transporting something small from one end of the factory to the other just to have them speeding away stuff in there... (i could just have them going loops just for visuals but wheres the fun in that?)
Agreed, i'd probably set it up so they move materials from inbound drone ports to my storage areas myself... would probably need a bit more than 40 though. :D
You monster Kibitz - Thanks to your video I was forced to drop all my other projects just to see it a factory cart can be made to follow a programmed track.
Imo the iron screw recipe is the best, think it's something like 260 per 1 steel beam, grab a quick 60 line of ur steel beams n make a quick 15600 screws per minute
Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!
@@Nano-fh6zb I said:"Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!"
it took me until you started talking about how to scare off beans to actually realize this is a joke video. It didn't even click for me that today is april fools day well done Kibitz, well done 😭
... I actually got something useful out of that video. I didn't know you could use factory carts in truck stops. I am absolutely going to have them running high value packages around the map now.
I find stitched iron plates extremely useful throughout the whole game, without it you need a ton more screws as you mentioned 😂 Great video as per usual, keep it up 👍
It is a great early game recipe, steel screws are great latter on. That's whats funny about this April fools vid there is some good advice sprinkled in there.
I've never made it past making steel in the game myself, I've always been more set on exploring. I was actually taking everything to heart until he brought up using the Fixcit cart instead of trucks and then I realized what day it is.
Bro i just find this video after like 7month following you lol and at 6:24 i just look the date and understand why tf you say so many things that looks stupid -_- i feel stupid ...
As a new player myself I found this tutorial very useful and made the game so much easier
Try taking a crab fly for a walk 100% better than a boring doggo
Its a april fool
@@kilamir indeed
@@kilamir🤓
Damm! Same 😢
Is it bad that the alternate that lets you skip the iron rods step for screws is actually one of my favorite alternates?
Same here
My favorite is the Diluted fuel alternate recipe.
One of the best alts
I really hope they eventually put in alternates for steel beams and pipes; the bottleneck is really a pain in the butt for using certain other alternates.
I think the goal is to eliminate screws altogether. I haven't really played around with alternate recipes though.
took me almost half the video to realize its an april fools joke
The moment he said ignore coal as long as possible... 😂😂😂
i didnt know till the end.....
really? 😮
Same
I was hoping he had some meta tips in there that might be useful in at least one way.
Ok, well done. I finally realized what's happening two thirds into the video. The factory cart was too much 🤗
I finally got it when he advised to spend tickets on biomass lmao
I figured it out at the beginning because of the 10k iron lol
@@EmeraldJlan At that point I was like "man, it must have been a while since he played early game cause that is some awful advice" lol
It took me way too long to figure this out, though the creeping sense of horror started with "keep making more screws forever"
I got it at the useless quartz nodes
Coffee Stain’s April fools video was the first thing I watched this morning, I won’t be duped again, certainly not by a player who doesn’t even have a verified fixit employee badge
2:55 you forgot the mention the charcoal and biocoal alternate recipes. with these you can get more power out of your plant stuff but still have all the coal form the miners for steel production. and then switch to liquid biofuel as soon as you can
That caterium trick for the nuclear plant is *brilliant*!!! I'm gonna go load up some storage containers and add a few splitters immediately! Thanks Kibitz!
Mergers?
@@bwpbwp9613 Mergers...
Kibz, now I only have 1400 hours in Satisfactory, but I would like to add that when you have 50 biofuel burners it can help to have blade runners so you can constantly run between the burners and keep them full.😉
Best part of the video is knowing how painful it must have been for you to merge that caterium into your nuclear set up
If you follow these tips, you'll reach 2,000 hours of playtime too! Before you even finish all your milestones!
It will take you 1000 hours crafting ingots by hand and another 1000 hours collecting biomass.
The "build a bunch of burners" is actually a good tip for before coal power.
More burners = load more distributed = biomass burns slower = more time between refills.
I usually get up to around 8 or so Biomass burners (not counting the ones that are part of the HQ) before I swap to coal power. For me, it's the best balance between deep fuel reserves and the aggravation of checking fuel levels of multiple machines.
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 oooops. I switch to coal, when I am around 40-50...
if you have the refined power mod its even better cause you just build automated ones and a plant to make biomass/solid biomass and theyll sort themselves out while youre exploring and building
2000? Man now I feel so much better about my playthrough. I'm no where near as creative as kibz. Always was so amazed at his vids.
Yea so am I, but not in the way you are.
I'm amazed his graphics card still works.
I didn't even realize until he mentioned coal power. I was like "eh, disagree but it might work for him" smh
got me good
That video hurts me in so many ways, I love it
Important tip is also that Space Elevator is really endgame stuff. So you should ignore it for like first 300 hours before you get a hang of the game.
Took me all the way up until the bit about automating screws to remember what day this video was made. Well played sir, well played.
it took me no time at all when reading the title :-)
(or did he change the title afterwards?)
it took me up until sinking raw quartz to realise !! :D
As soon as he recommended screws I started laughing. GG kibz have a wonderful April Fools
No troll, I actually like the cast screw recipe if I find it in the early game. Before you can completely eliminate screws it saves on production steps and machine count. Not useful late game since you tend to avoid screws but if you find it in your first few hard drives it is useful!
Cast screw is great for heavy modular frames.
Kibitz, not giving us the tips we want, but giving us the tips we need.🙃
The "useless nodes" tip at 5:40 is actually pretty damn solid. Quartz gives quite a few points - if you sink them until you actually use them, you can generate a lot of coupons early on with litlle to no effort and power usage. If you first produce the other "better" quartz stuff, it'll produce even more.
The same with Uranium Ore if you can find one early on.
I have been searching favorite channels and game most of the day looking for this kind of content and must give props where due. One of the better April Fool's takes out there. Just enough legit advice to keep me watching for the stuff that was total joke. Most are just tossing out something patently unlikely.
I am mixed, the alternative Screw Receipt is a great one, but, then I realized you left out Steel Ingots and the Pure Iron and Copper ... I quickly saw where this was going (as if the title wasn't clear enough) ... also just realized this aired on April 1st
First! Great to see your still on Satisfactory kibz! Many give up sooner or later because they got bored :'( Loving the vids so far x THE PIONEER MUST CARRY ON TO THE 500K Mark x
When you added caterium to the uranium belt my heart literally skipped for a second. Genious idea, gotta use it everywhere!
You forgot portable miner alt recipe, it is very important to automate them as soon as possible, so that you can bring the whole bunch with you wherever you go and have them mining those sweet resources you find along the way. Especially well if you use no mods for bigger inventory.
im 50% sure this is a april fools vid... the other 50% is just the probability of kibitz losing his mind from building... or from the goat music
cast iron screws and any recipe that speeds up reinforced iron plates are my favorites.
those are some SOLID tips!
Can't wait to start a new world using these! 😄
nothing can be so bad that it can't be used at least as some deterrent example.
and sometimes even give a new view on something and some (different) good ideas.
I would really really like a followup video of this that's actually helpful. I feel like you're one of the more experienced players to be explaining how people should use oil etc. I have two of your turbo fuel power plants now, I'm still preparing to jump straight into plutonium without having a basic nuclear phase.
You forgot to mention: Do not under any circumstances use foundations.
Really took me 5 mins into the video to realize it was an april fool's video
well played kibitz
Rest in Peace lizard doggo you will be missed
Does anyone know where I could find some type of resource chart for creating single items? Example I want to know how many plastic/min I need to be able to create at least 1 of each thing at any given time with no bumps. (batteries computers all that jazz)
this is a great question and I hope someone more dedicated than us does the maths
Could not have done it without this video! Keep up the good work Kibz!!
THE SECRETS HAVE BEEN SPILLED!
I’m a kind of experienced player with almost 600+ hours on the game. Ngl I did almost every single thing in this video 😅
I found this advice to be very helpful. I ran around the whole map converting every iron mine into a screw factory and now I almost have enough screws.
Now I've heard a lot of people hate on caterium wire, but honestly I use it a lot, it saves so much time building giant infrastructure in places where I've already got excess caterium but don't have copper/iron nearby.
Great tips, thx Kibz. Without your tips we would be _screwed_.
I forgot this was a joke video and thought these tips would genuinely help me.
Can't believe I've never tried these myself. Can't wait to spend the first 150 hours getting a solid base of materials I produce by hand and I realize I haven't been automating enough screws. I'm glad I never really bothered with coal.
I can't believe you suggested buying biomass though! Honestly I think that's just stupid. Buy the biofuel instead! Much more cost effective. I'm an accountant, so I promise the numbers add up.
0:28 That's it. thats all i needed to know. Finding copious amounts of beans is the most critical information a man can get.
I don't care how much you emphasize it. I AM NOT GETTING FUEL FOR THAT MANY BURNERS!!! lmao
2:34 I'd argue that now with the latest video (the one with Satisfactory +), he probably regreted saing that 😂
Upload On The “Kibitz & The Captain” Channel Again!!
Basically how I played this game until I watched a tutorial
This was a very strange april fool's video.
Wait, what am I missing with the screws joke? I find I always need shit tons of them.
Okay, legitimately did not realize nuclear fuel rods could power vehicles.
I was half asleep watching this think, ok yeah thats good. Then after a few tips I started thinking, "wait no that's not a good idea". Then I realized what day it was.
I'm pretty sure Kibz has clocked more like 6000 hours in game at this stage. But very erh, useful tips, anyway ! :)
I actually use ficsit cart inmy factory to delivers nuclear furl rod to reactor since it doesn't require a huge throughput it's the perfect vehicule
I love the fact that you added the caterium thing😂
When the boombox came out I wanted to save coupons so I only bought the goat simulator tape and now that song haunts my nightmares because I listened to it way too much
Man, I remember my first playthrough when I tried to get coal power as quickly as possible. What an absolute nightmare. I wish this video was out when I started playing!
I just bought the game, looking forward to getting started! Your advice is greatly appreciated!
Oof…
Fantastic. Best laugh I have had all Thanks Kibz.
The only friendly animal is the spiders. You just have to give them a hug and they will be your best friend
Jokes on Kibitz.. these where actually good tips.
Make sure you get your verified check mark with your *at least 8 coupons
All the formulas for screws..... I never knew. This made my game so much easier!!
i mean, the scre alts are actually good for the recipes where you need the screws
I was hoping for some real, useful tips but I snorted at the make as many screws as possible lol
Kibitz you're a monster. You don't mention the world map snapping points early, none of my bases line up :(
WAIT WHAT!?!? YOU CAN USE THE CART FOR THE TRUCK STATIONS?
OMFG! i swear to god if this is true i will need to craft like 40 of them and set them up going through the factory walkways transporting something small from one end of the factory to the other just to have them speeding away stuff in there...
(i could just have them going loops just for visuals but wheres the fun in that?)
Agreed, i'd probably set it up so they move materials from inbound drone ports to my storage areas myself... would probably need a bit more than 40 though. :D
2 minutes and 26 seconds before I realized... well done good sir, well done. lol
My number one tip: Always leave things for future you to sort out! This way you never run out of things to do!
You monster Kibitz - Thanks to your video I was forced to drop all my other projects just to see it a factory cart can be made to follow a programmed track.
I might not be correct, but "some" of these tips aren`t quite that useful.
Also, Is the iron ingots to screws really bad? I always go for it xD
Imo the iron screw recipe is the best, think it's something like 260 per 1 steel beam, grab a quick 60 line of ur steel beams n make a quick 15600 screws per minute
who remembers the good old days when he had an outro music
🔽
the crafing metod i actually used for like a week lmao
I feel sorry to bean and doggo
Not even one minute into the video and im already dying inside
Changed my life, these tips are 100/00
“And it’s a really good maintenance exercise” 😂
I may have snorted
I can't actualy tell if this is april fools or not.
exactly how I started satisfactory
I was willing to entertain those "tips" for far too long. Well played sir, well played.
I made it to 2:40 before I figured this out.
Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!
What?
@@Nano-fh6zb I said:"Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!"
It gave me pain watching this
I'm sad half way through is when I finally realized what tips I missed.
This hurts my soul. 10/10
I think the crude oil turned straight into fuel made me laugh the hardest.
I didn't pay enough attention until you recommended the Goat Sim soundtrack. Then I said '2000 hours? What, last month? Wait - Ohhhhhh.' Good one!
10:20 I'm unsubbing.
it took me until you started talking about how to scare off beans to actually realize this is a joke video. It didn't even click for me that today is april fools day
well done Kibitz, well done 😭
Seems legit........
... I actually got something useful out of that video. I didn't know you could use factory carts in truck stops. I am absolutely going to have them running high value packages around the map now.
I find stitched iron plates extremely useful throughout the whole game, without it you need a ton more screws as you mentioned 😂 Great video as per usual, keep it up 👍
April fool's Contract Complete : I'm a brand new player, and it took me around 8 minutes to realize your were actually trolling...
Good job < 3
worst tips ever
APRIL FOOLS
2 minutes
I actually thought that cast screws is a good recipe.
It is a great early game recipe, steel screws are great latter on. That's whats funny about this April fools vid there is some good advice sprinkled in there.
I like the Goat Simulator music tip, that's definitely my favorite, helped with the factory a lot
I've never made it past making steel in the game myself, I've always been more set on exploring. I was actually taking everything to heart until he brought up using the Fixcit cart instead of trucks and then I realized what day it is.
Bro i just find this video after like 7month following you lol and at 6:24 i just look the date and understand why tf you say so many things that looks stupid -_-
i feel stupid ...
Now I am worried, is there something wrong with making screws from steel? Apart from that you want to use screws as little as possible