the goblin olympics (Dwarf Fortress)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2024
- Olympic life hack: If you disqualify all the competitors you will never have to give out any gold medals, which makes you the ultimate champion.
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/ hoodiehair
I’m no Dwarf to judge another fortress, but you seem to have a demon problem in one of your halls. Stellar race!
a byproduct of healthy industry
I’ve always thought humans are all shiny iron boots and sharp swords and no real grit when stripped down and thrown into an unconventional, to-the-death wrestling match.
I’m really starting to feel like this Fort is the baddie
“unconventional to-the-death wrestling match” 😂
Coincidentally I've been doing something similar - building a goblin obstacle course/saw movie to test the mettle of my captured goblins.
A fantastic set of Olympic games. Maybe you can figure out something for the goblin winter Olympics? Can goblins freeze to death?
ah, you've asked the wrong question. the right question is: what sports can goblins freeze to death while doing?
Ice skating
As usual, I am hugely impressed by the amount of effort you/your dwarves put into creating scenarios like this. Every time I feel like I've got enough needs met that I can start a big project I get halfway through and realize everyone is full of anger because I forgot to have someone make mugs or something and the spiral begins.
Exploring this in adventure mode will be next level
1:39 Love the bleacher seats filled with BLACK UNDULATING HELLSPAWN 🤣🤣
Can you try some dwarvern experiments to test the limits of their survival? I made a young and healthy dwarf lock themselves in a room with a lever. They had no food, no water, no socializing, and no sleep. They went insane about 5 months in and died of dehydration about 10 months in.
That's against dwarven ethics.
@@Saphels no
Easily the best one yet. Not only was the competition delightfully sadistic, but seeing all the participants fail miserably almost made me feel like they deserved it.
Where did you get the caged elf? Did they show up with a human or goblin siege? This vid was amazing. In theory, for those deserving if a prize, you could use DFHack forceequip to equip a lucky winner with a prize before setting them free and letting them run off the map.
For some reason one of the human sieges was like 50/50 elves/humans and so I picked up 1 from that. Also, that's a good idea! It's too bad they all got disqualified and I don't get to give away any of my adamantine
@@hoodiehair I think conquered sites play into those sieges but I'm not sure. One time I had a fort near a lot of goblin-conquered dwarf sites, and the goblin sieges tended to have a lot of dwarf recruits mixed in. I guess loyalty to the home matters more than loyalty to the civ for a lot of units. I wonder if any were related to my fort's citizens?
Species without a keen dwarven sense of justice might have caved and allowed the goblins their amulets. Luckily true dwarven jurisprudence reigns in this fort; the rules are the rules. And what are we without rules?
(Goblins)
my favorite part of the olympics is the joke where they shoot someone with a ballista
Love your videos so much!! Look forward to all of them!
So much fun, I hope goblins enjoyed your games just as well!
So pretty much the same as the real olympics
1:40 LOOK AT HOW MANY DEMONS ARE IN THE TUNNEL NOW LMAOOOO
I could listen to you recant the details of epic Dwarven sagas forever. There's something dreamy about it...
Squid game but its goblin prisoners being tortured by dwarves.
I wanted to see the goblins run around the labyrinth haha. Great video as always!
love your videos, hoodie hair!! they're always so creative and unique
I saw the title and I loved it already, brought a smile to my face. Thank you for your videos!
And I thought my dwarfs were monsters. This is another level 🤣
Just have the Elven "workers" build it for you.
How would life be if i got disqualified everytime i go backwards on mario kart lmao, and punching people in the head is so funny tough
Great video, can't wait to do my own one
Fantastic stuff as always
Now this is what dwarf fortress is about
Might wanna send your fortress guard out too screen the next athletes for dwarven sugar abuse. i hear the demons have been peddling it, and turning upstanding dwarves into goblins >.>
“I just had the military come in and walk around, to make it look like something important was happening.”
Are you, by chance, the United States Marine Corps?
Awesome as always ^^
New dwarf city, a nice place to live.
This was a really fun idea, nice video :)
praise to the glorious combat
oh this was phenomenal, thanks hood
The Dwarven version of squid game
gobbos would be gobbos XD
Hey, just curious Hoodie..
How exactly do you get 'prisoners'
just by catching them in cage traps when they come to siege me or steal my stuff
@@hoodiehair UNO reverse card: Try to steal my stuff? My stuff steals YOU!!!
@@HansLemurson Are we not doing "in soviet russia" jokes anymore?
@@OriginalAkivara I don't see how a totalitarian communist enclave populated by moody violent alcoholics is relevant to the Soviet Union.
I saw spacefox/classic and got excited :(
errrmmmm what the flip 🤨
That was great
Great video! and lucky for you, The Hague has stopped taking my calls, so I guess you're off the hook?
Now, I'm not racist or anything, but at 2:24 is it _really_ appropriate to call a delay in the death of a goblin to be "moral"?
I would totally watch you if you livestreamed, but maybe that might not be your thing.
moral of the story, goblins are weak as hell.
Pitiful weak humans. I'm team goblin in these games.
Hahha, as distubring as it is funny!
y u so mean to the cute gobbos?
First! :D