"i'm feeling very depressed" is what i felt after watching my best friend play this for 3 hours.. 3 hours of him running a pallet jack with a pallet into traffic.. and watching him move tractors into there respective positions..
Fun fact: Lamborghini started as a tractor company. The founder started making sportscars because he thought his Ferrari could have been made better and the Ferrari company mocked him for it.
as much as i like Dan i wish when reviewing simulators he'd actually PLAY it instead of just running around being a prat this game is really fun if you play it properly...
I quite enjoy FS13. It's fresh, relaxing and staggeringly earnest in design. I believe the dev team is under 20 people, so the limited production values are understandable. Still, I'm glad stuff like this exists. It's a great juxtapose to the more traditional gaming choices out there.
wilczur A lot of people do it. I'm not one of those people, but a lot of people do. Don't hate them for how they play games, just accept that they play the games.
I don't hate them for it. Love the person hate the act. I only think it's very 'goofy' and unprofessional to do so. But each to his own, I have no right to judge people's preferences.
I wouldn't. I've played both the 2011 and 2013 version of this game and had a lot of fun with it. this game does not hold your hand though it takes time to figure out what you are doing
Vaughan Davies >fantastic community We can't really credit the devs with that, can we? They didn't exactly go out to the people who play this game and reprogram them to be supportive and friendly.
Mostly almost all the time (definitely all the time) I love you, but sometimes Dan you are UTTERLY frustrating. Which I guess is why you're so popular! (still love you). But when your in a menu with the sub heading mowers and then purchase a mower then ask what are these? (all I picture is rick and morty, Rick says "Morty, remember eight seconds ago when *BURP* when you said "Go inside what?" and I said "The battery"? And then we showed up here and I wasn't like, "Whoa, this is unexpected. This is not what I was expecting, Morty. What a perplexing mystery this is.") I just want to slap you, only a little bit and only gently as I still need your video content! But for real man, tiny bit more effort on games you dislike. As I LOVE (and im sure a lot of your fans do) farming simulator, and I assume anyone who loves you and this game will say things like "Oh Dan your funny", "Dannit you can make me feel weird about my favorite game", "I used to love farms now Im just confused, but I love dan so he must be somewhat right". Again Constructive almost kinda criticism (But I could never really criticize you) I know sometimes old games are dumb and you dont get it. But I like to play along with you and when your complaining about every facet of my favorite game its kinda a downer. Signed another one of your super secret man crushes
You know, if you at least TRIED to play the game correctly you might have enjoyed it. We all LOVE NERD3 doing random stuff and failing at simulators but its when you say its not a good game without trying to play it right that I get annoyed...
+Speedbird I'm definitely with you on this one. Just take a nice look at his Game Tycoon 1.5 video. It looks perfectly playable, if you took the time to really study it, which I only needed to watch his video to do so. Unfortunately, he didn't want to.
It isn't a piece of shit..... If you know how to play it is one of the best simulators ever..... But if you like farming you understand what you have to do.
Fun Fact: Ferrari's logo is actually from the WWI Italian bi plane flown by Francesco Baracca, and has since gone from Aviation, to sports cars, to clothing and fashion.
Only in the midwest (illinois, more specifically) can you hear a kid say "c'mon, everyone loves combines!" in attempt to get people to watch him play this atrocity ._.
this is the game your auntie would get you for your Xbox on Christmas you would play it once maybe even 3 times out of kindness then carefully place it at the back of your shelf covered in better games sitting and resting in dusty dimness never to be played again
2:17 with subtitles on: Cutesy I f**ked on fire... 4:44 with subtitles on: get a simple sister Annie Barrows you question here to see some money in return
27:23 all i can imagine is Richard Hammond repeatedly saying sorry as he's nervously trying to navigate through the town.
Looks like Dan got a small loan of a trillion dollars.
Daniel Trumpcastle. make simulators great again!!
I miss the black hole of death computer
fun fact: lamborghini made tractors before cars
The More you know
iirc, he only started on cars because he had a problem with his Ferrari and went "fuck this, I can do it better"
That's a well know fact
Still do
know that already but someone doesnt lol
Grand Theft Tractor
I miss those days
me too man
same
Fans ripping in the background... nothing quite like it
Damn....I miss the days when Dan played in an aircraft engine
I got an ad for the new Farming Simulator game on this. THEY KNOW.
GamerGuardian i got the same thing lol
All I got was twix ad:(
My god😐
GamerGuardian i got one as well.
+GamerGuardian I keep getting Making a Nursery Ads...... I'M NOT PREGNANT!
This game was my childhood.
"i'm feeling very depressed" is what i felt after watching my best friend play this for 3 hours.. 3 hours of him running a pallet jack with a pallet into traffic.. and watching him move tractors into there respective positions..
Old nerd cubed is so much better than new
+Nathan Shaw Hello procrastinator!
So true
+Nathan Shaw *Ahem* In your opinion.
***** Wrong.
***** Nope. You are making a false assumption of what the NerdCubed community thinks about Dan. You are the wrong one, little child.
I played this game, and it's nowhere near as bad as Dan makes it seem.
It's actually much, much worse.
Renko Usami AGREED
it is bad because now it is so ooòoooooooooo much better I play it fs17
You pronounced the city as Hagendaas. There was an ad for Haagen Dazs before this. ??
that angle is possible on a tractor if you know how to drive
This entire video is watching Dan get stuck in every place he can with every vehicle xD
Fun fact: Lamborghini started as a tractor company. The founder started making sportscars because he thought his Ferrari could have been made better and the Ferrari company mocked him for it.
When you did IT crowd, I laughed harder than I have at ANY of your videos. EVER.
Dan... You've made me the happiest person alive.
Can we take a minute to wonder how he mutated "Profihopper" into "PontiFFFFFopper"?
I love how whenever anyone plays this game it always has "tractor coitus" at some point
Its a good game but its even better when you have mods, takes a while to get started though, 2015 looks even better
33:30 "I am going to murder you!" LOL
Nerd³ Plays...Professional Farmer 2014.
you make me feel giggly even on bad days :)
Same
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! im not alone :)
Really this guy is a idiot 😈😬😤😡😠🙅😾🐺
Caleb Layne When calling another person an idiot, you should use simple Kindergarten grammar and say "an idiot," should you not?
I love farming simulator. I just do. Born in the country. Forever rural.
as much as i like Dan i wish when reviewing simulators he'd actually PLAY it instead of just running around being a prat this game is really fun if you play it properly...
I Agree But It Still Is Funny When He goes off and starts flipping cars or jousting
CraftBattleMine TH-cam i suppose so... :/
"reviewing"
Nah.
no it's not...
Pac i-fier how much have you played of it? :/
published on Oct 28, 2012 how Farming Simulator 2013? time paradox?
*Facepalm*
why?
cody petersen You seriously don't get it, do you, Cody?
it was a test run of the game to be
it was meant a a joke
4:00 lol, IT Crowd reference
I quite enjoy FS13. It's fresh, relaxing and staggeringly earnest in design.
I believe the dev team is under 20 people, so the limited production values are understandable. Still, I'm glad stuff like this exists. It's a great juxtapose to the more traditional gaming choices out there.
Ah the good days of NerdCubed, he don't make them like he used too
He bought a tank and named it Thomas. It also has an engine. Thomas the Tank Engine ALSO has an engine. ILEUTMERNTIY CUFNRUMED
How can you invert your up and down controls? That's disgusting.
you cant
Brock Mulhearn No shit Sherlock, not in this game. I was speaking in general.
wilczur A lot of people do it. I'm not one of those people, but a lot of people do. Don't hate them for how they play games, just accept that they play the games.
I don't hate them for it. Love the person hate the act. I only think it's very 'goofy' and unprofessional to do so. But each to his own, I have no right to judge people's preferences.
wilczur hey i know this commet is old but you fly a plane inverted it is vert pro
You love doctor who, you have referenced Red Dwarf and quoted The IT Crowd. This is why i love you
2015 comes out on the 30th ;)
Eeeeeu he released a video for it!
was he singing catch the pigeon? With crush the chicken? XD
Yes, yes he was.
Actually, this is a really fun and pretty nice game :) And the comunity is G reat :D
I wouldn't. I've played both the 2011 and 2013 version of this game and had a lot of fun with it. this game does not hold your hand though it takes time to figure out what you are doing
Hagenstedidida
Best part was 33:10
XD
how the fuck does this have a 7.1 on ign?
+Focused gameplay, no distractions
+Fantastic community
- Inadequate tutorials
- Graphics can be distractingly ugly
- Technical issues
its IGN, they don't know what to do :P
Vaughan Davies
>fantastic community
We can't really credit the devs with that, can we? They didn't exactly go out to the people who play this game and reprogram them to be supportive and friendly.
Thomas, tracing its origins to the Aramaic word for twin, sounds like an oddly appropriate name for an articulated tractor.
Thomas the Tank (engine).
Mostly almost all the time (definitely all the time) I love you, but sometimes Dan you are UTTERLY frustrating. Which I guess is why you're so popular! (still love you).
But when your in a menu
with the sub heading mowers
and then purchase a mower
then ask what are these? (all I picture is rick and morty, Rick says "Morty, remember eight seconds ago when *BURP* when you said "Go inside what?" and I said "The battery"? And then we showed up here and I wasn't like, "Whoa, this is unexpected. This is not what I was expecting, Morty. What a perplexing mystery this is.")
I just want to slap you, only a little bit and only gently as I still need your video content!
But for real man, tiny bit more effort on games you dislike. As I LOVE (and im sure a lot of your fans do) farming simulator, and I assume anyone who loves you and this game will say things like "Oh Dan your funny", "Dannit you can make me feel weird about my favorite game", "I used to love farms now Im just confused, but I love dan so he must be somewhat right".
Again Constructive almost kinda criticism (But I could never really criticize you) I know sometimes old games are dumb and you dont get it. But I like to play along with you and when your complaining about every facet of my favorite game its kinda a downer.
Signed another one of your super secret man crushes
That was very...interesting.
You know, if you at least TRIED to play the game correctly you might have enjoyed it. We all LOVE NERD3 doing random stuff and failing at simulators but its when you say its not a good game without trying to play it right that I get annoyed...
i agree 500%! :D
I agree
Caleb Layne
Shame 10000 people don't agree...
+Speedbird I'm definitely with you on this one. Just take a nice look at his Game Tycoon 1.5 video. It looks perfectly playable, if you took the time to really study it, which I only needed to watch his video to do so. Unfortunately, he didn't want to.
i love how u can buy this piece of shit for ps3
and on the 3DS now as well... even the kid in the advert knew he was in hell! urrghhh
It isn't a piece of shit..... If you know how to play it is one of the best simulators ever..... But if you like farming you understand what you have to do.
***** Agreed 100%
***** despite it having terrible physics, its an OK simulator at best, Its really not up there with the likes of Euro Truck Sim 2 for example
nooooo,im pretty sure its a big ol' peice of crap,i mean even if you play it seriously
Fun Fact: Ferrari's logo is actually from the WWI Italian bi plane flown by Francesco Baracca, and has since gone from Aviation, to sports cars, to clothing and fashion.
Only in the midwest (illinois, more specifically) can you hear a kid say "c'mon, everyone loves combines!" in attempt to get people to watch him play this atrocity ._.
I actually enjoy playing this
LOVE The IT Crowd reference and Suicide Hotline reference!!
I love his IT crowd reference
this is the game your auntie would get you for your Xbox on Christmas you would play it once maybe even 3 times out of kindness then carefully place it at the back of your shelf covered in better games sitting and resting in dusty dimness never to be played again
Cause ur not a farmer
no please dont stop doing videos i love this series!
"Lights are on no one's home"
Is that a Robert Palmer reference?
i like how if he gets stuck, he goes further into what made him stuck, not trying until its too late to back up
I was literally crying of laughter it hurt so much when he got that vehicle glitched under the bridge!
They should make a Robot Wars with robots that look like farming vehicles :P
Best. Nerd Video. EVAR.
I'm laughing so hard that I have to pause the game to catch my breath. For some reason I find that golf part bit ridiculously funny.
When you referenced the it crowd in this it made me rather content with the world.
the ranting you exhibit after failing that first mission. genius.
Profihopper.
Pontihopper.
Pontihoffer.
Pontifopper.
... how did you even do that?
More like "PontiPHFFFopper".
They say the community is good so there are plenty of modders so you can might get some mods that you would like
Non-inverted cameras feel better for me, it's just weird to move my mouse upward to look down for me.
I really expected to see the golf carts get fork lifted around!
If you ever want to really mow anything, Use a attachment for your tractor.
Is that some Alfred Hitchcock theme at 33:10-33:18? Whatever it is, it's way too hilariously fitting.
you know nerdcubed and pewdiepie are friends and respect each other? the fans should too.
I love this game... Oh well. Not because it's good or anything, it's just... AWESOME!
you are the only person who respects farming i like you
NerdCubed completes Farming Simulator 2013
who in the world would enjoy a game like this?
lol when he started singing "mowing..." at 15:53 I thought he would launch into wimoweh.Mowing-away,mowing-away...
They now have this fucking game on Xbox LIVE!
None of you are batman, I'm batman.
Yeah... All games with dates in them are released in the previous year.
Porsche also did start as a tractor company. In WW2 they even built tanks! Cookie?
Sorry this is a British Channel, so: Biscuit?
Stop insulting the game it's a great game and stop fussing over such small things!
Less than 5 minutes in and I am on the floor in a laughing fit. Only Dan could do that.
The funny thing is: It´s Farming Simulator 2013 and he upload it 2012 :D
This game really isn't that bad.. esp with some real high quality mods..
i laughed a little more than i should have when you said the thing about roller skates and farting
"oooOOOhhh there's a cow ... oh no its a washing line" LOL
It's actually pretty good if you just want to farm.
10:25 Tractor: Hi Dad! (look at the shop)
I watch Nerdcubed loads I just don't like the way he commented on farm sim
Well, you see, the secret is that this video was posted in 2012 and not 2013. There's this thing called time, and it sometimes goes forward.
I love it when Dan tells me to get off
I have hurt the side of my rib and this made me laugh sooooo much it made it hurt even more. LOL
I know a LOT of people who love the hell out of this game.
1) Its not a game
2) Its an extremely good simulator
2:17 with subtitles on:
Cutesy I f**ked on fire...
4:44 with subtitles on:
get a simple sister Annie Barrows you question here to see some money in return
WHEN TRACTORS ATTACK! Tractor-Geddon Mod! Coming to a theater near you!
I never realized how funny the close captioning can be, it is a completely failed system.
Download the demo and if you like it, buy the full version, or download a full cracked version in Pirate Bay.
I like how all the cars are real cars
Did anyone else notice that Farming Simulator 2013 was published on October 28, 2012?
I just realised he was singing catch the pigeon theme when he was singing kill the chicken :P
4:20 The anti-TARDIS
your crazy, we should start a multiplayer so I can enjoy your craziness more
its actually 0118999881999119725 3 but i love that you watch the IT crowd
imagine: if you were just walking to the shop and suddenly a man comes with a tractor screaming "LET ME LOVE YOU" what would you do in that situation
Is anyone just waiting for Nerd3 Hell.... Farming Simulator 2015? I mean.... he did 2011, 2013, so going off that he should be doing 2015
he did it already,but its just a regular lets play,its one of his really edited vids that are extremely funny
And its not compleate crarapé