This just reminds me of my internet usage at the time this came out. We had a shared laptop on which we were allowed 30 minutes a day, so I saved up my time for 3 days and my Mum agreed that the 7 minutes over 90 didn't matter. Ended up spending an additional 30 minutes waiting for it to buffer and Mum felt bad so I basically scammed my mother out of 30 minutes of laptop time.
2020 anyone here??? have watched this video like 5 times and i always laugh at the same scenarios... one of the greatest videos the nerdcubed has ever posted... for real I love the roadtrip games matt posts never get tired of em
I wrote a song about the moon based off of Dan's version The Moon has Fucked You by MrWhatareyadoin When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie It's the apocalypse Because the moon has crashed into the Earth Death and despair Screams fill the air You're going to die now And it's going to really suck But you have no need to fear Because you won't be here When looters cause chaos for all But you'll surely die When the moon hits your eyes And the sky begins to fall
"its essentially just pot-luck if you die or not isn't it? 'cause its just blare of lights and darkness with some scattered lights in it and you don't really know whats going on and everybody is screaming in fear" Oh its just like a nightclub
mechanical keyboards sound beautiful, like old school typewriters. They also have way better response to your presses. You can press the same key so much faster than a regular keyboard :)
Also funny to see how much of the UK map is still the same a decade later, the journey south from Aberdeen is almost picture perfect to how it is now including the petrol station
Watched the entire thing which I don't normally manage to do with any long TH-cam video but thoroughly enjoyed this. Was really funny just listening to the profanity and the crashes while PARTLY hoping he'd run out of petrol.
Just got this game today, and managed to fail at slowing down for a train, rammed full speed into the crossing bar, and take not damage, then take one percent for hitting a road sign xD
7 years ago I was going through a rough time. I always used to take stock while watching Dan's videos and as soon as this video came out I made a pot of tea and let time slip by watching this. It was calming and reassuing to watch his content and just gave me time to pick myself up and realise its not all so bad . Decided to come back again just to remember and see how far things have come. Hope everyone's keeping well 👌
This very video is the exact reason I've spent hundreds of pounds to play ETS2 for 30-odd hours a week with a full wheel and shifter setup. Chances are, I would've found the game eventually anyway, but I DEFINITELY wouldn't have spent so much time watching videos about it or even remember its name by the time I finally got my own computer.
Joel Cox There are custom maps to the game, but not the entire world tho. I live in Brazil and I know that there is an Brazil map mod to download. If this game had more players I'm sure they would create a lot of the world.
Nerd 3 Challenges, build a thriving Euro Truck Shipping Empire, and then conquer the world by forcing overly high prices, and build up an army of evil truck shipping men.
Yes, but in literal word-for-word would be Outdrive. Once you apply some grammar magic then it i called Driveout (Which is what the word actually means).
Oh my lord, so I was just watching this laughing and chuckling the whole time because you're just constantly riotously funny, but then at 53:03 when you just completely wedged that car into the guard rail, I just completely lost it. I'm crying laughing. I mean, it was just a wreck, but the fact that the game is so damn real, and the fact that you don't actually drive or know what signs mean or the rules of the road IRL, and you're just so innocently cavorting around like you know what you're doing, and the fact that you'd been using the shoulder as an insanity passing lane and I think you genuinely thought it was a real lane the whole time, all those things combine meant that THAT ACCIDENT WAS SO PERFECT. You're like just thinking you're passing them, not realizing it's not a lane and somehow not realizing you're about to completely cut them off because it's an onramp and it's room enough for just one car let alone also a giant truck with wood on it. AND THE FACT THAT IT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE TO YOU THAT YOU WERE DRIVING INTO THEM and crunching them into the rail...and the image of them literally wedged into the thing. Oh man. This game is phenomenal and you're funny without even trying.
Wyatt Triplett Haha what the! What did I even do there. I must have been looking at the length of the video instead of the pause time. And I misread it through my tears of laughter. Oh well, fixed, thanks man.
TheAkula I've contemplated watching this video again many times. Someday I will. When I have a day off and I feel like spending a large chunk of it with Nerd³.
"Instead of doing what I did then and not doing anything and panicking I'll try to vear out of the way or break. Thats my cunning plan. *Proceeds to crash instantly That'll do Dan, that'll do.
funniest thing about this is the fact that i fell asleep and this was on last night, and now I went to carry it on, and I would rewind to find a good time to resume watching, and everytime i rewknded, dan was just in a fuck up after fuck up xD
I remember coming home from school one day and just being super excited to see this and I grabbed some food and a drink and felt like I was hanging out with him in that truck for a hour it's sad he doesn't make these videos anymore :(
In case anyone was wondering, the binary at 58:50 roughly translates to "You are a huge fucking nerd for bothering to..." I couldn't get the whole thing because I can't distinguish between some ones and zeros
This has been my go-to “falling asleep” video for months/years.
Me too im surprised people still watch this 😅
Closing in on a decade rapidly.
you should listen to desert bus vr with dan jon and matt
@@settle180 that one is not very calming since they shout a lot 😅
My sleepcubed playlist has this video and it’s very well loved 🥰 this has been the video for my worst insomnia nights since 2017!
It's oddly calming to see someone panic over a truck and talk about random stuff.
Y'know, it really is.
+Ianwubby ur right it's something to fall asleep to
Ikr
When I can't sleep, this as background noise never fails haha I recommend it!
+Alfie Stock yea I do same 😆
"Thats a fucking nun farting in a lift" hahahahahah
Ste Bradbury Design was u
0000
Am I the only one who just comes back here every now and again and watches this video?
No your not!
Nope 👌👌
Jacob Holmes Relief!
Nope
+Hope Hagedorn I did a couple of times.. it's just relaxing to listen to :)
23:03 The lightning is in sync when Dan goes "DOO DOO"
LOL
23:03 When the lighting was directly in tune with Dan my heart almost drooped due to the Drama.
1/10 of people that watched this video suffered heart attacks. Crazy right? True fact!
+Derek KEKS lol i said the same thing XD
some had epileptic seizures from the flash
Derek A I
In tune?
"Bratsilava." - Almost.
"Bratislavia." - What?
"Brat is lava." - Close enough.
when?
Pingu When Brat is lava.
Ani Ga what part of the video? I
Pingu Almost the very beginning?
+Tug_Of _War Counter Strike: Global Offensive? No, "BRAAADDDDD!!!!!" came from an older Counter Strike.
Strangely this made me sleep 8 hours which is weird because I have insomnia! Thanks Dan I watch this every night now
omg same hahaha
Who is dan
This is me right nowadays
@@yesca18 the man ;)
simpleton creations i get anxiety at night so hes helped mr sleep oddly.
"we're entering hell"
I mean, you've already entered France...
At least he didn't go to Turkey.
+Nobienify
lol, I meant it as more of a "lol rude stinky france" joke than a refugee joke, but that works too.
Gary? GARY!
At least it weren't the real hell....Mexico
It's not racist if it's against the French ;)
"I think this is not a lane"
Famous last words
hahahahaha
And hes still mad at busses, but hes doing this lol
Now every time I hear a truck horn, I think of a nun farting in a lift.
Me too
You didn't think about that already?!
This guy was my entire childhood, thank you.
Same
yes dan. that horn does sound like a nun farting in a lift
when your mom says, "all right honey, just one more video". and you just look for one of Nerd3's road trips.
ThePieBeam desert bus vr. I just came from the end of that video to this.
i wish someone looked out for me honestly
This just reminds me of my internet usage at the time this came out. We had a shared laptop on which we were allowed 30 minutes a day, so I saved up my time for 3 days and my Mum agreed that the 7 minutes over 90 didn't matter. Ended up spending an additional 30 minutes waiting for it to buffer and Mum felt bad so I basically scammed my mother out of 30 minutes of laptop time.
I love coming back to this video. It's definitely my favourite NerdCubed video
Same!! I watched it so many times now!
2020 anyone here??? have watched this video like 5 times and i always laugh at the same scenarios... one of the greatest videos the nerdcubed has ever posted... for real I love the roadtrip games matt posts never get tired of em
Yeap were still here laufing at all the amazing things happy that he had returned
Yuuup
I love this video too, I use it to fall asleep sometimes and I have watched it many many times
This video was the reason I got the game. I then had his voice and jokes playing over and over in my head.
I`ve inveted a drinking game to this. Take a SIP everytime he sais ”fuck”....soo yeah
Press 1 to go too fast downhill.
Press 6 to make Dan say "thing".
Press 8 to turn off the engine.
Press 9 for ghost bus.
Press 4 to ask Dan to lend you a million quid.
So this is Dan's 300th video. And now he has 1569 videos.
Jesus, Dan's made 1269 videos in 1111 days.
Dedication.
+Dumbledoritos ho no we have a counter!
Count again
devotion
Turning all the night time into the day
TGSGAMER360 Great song! "Song about the woman he do the song about the knife, He do the walk...... The walk of life"
It’s not dedication, it’s PAIN
Now 2024 my fellow procrastinators who's back
I wrote a song about the moon based off of Dan's version
The Moon has Fucked You by MrWhatareyadoin
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
It's the apocalypse
Because the moon has crashed into the Earth
Death and despair
Screams fill the air
You're going to die now
And it's going to really suck
But you have no need to fear
Because you won't be here
When looters cause chaos for all
But you'll surely die
When the moon hits your eyes
And the sky begins to fall
That was beautiful
Fucking hell-
Better then eurovsion song contest.
Deep😂😂
TryHardMAN that's what she said. I saw the opportunity and I took it.
I watch this every year and it always makes me laugh, 10 years later.
Its so calming hearing Dan say percrastinators brings me back
BTW this is my fav vid
still, in 2017, the best special. Ever.
11 years ago.. holy crap!!! I watch this almost every night for white noise. I LOVE THIS VIDEO
"its essentially just pot-luck if you die or not isn't it? 'cause its just blare of lights and darkness with some scattered lights in it and you don't really know whats going on and everybody is screaming in fear"
Oh its just like a nightclub
Am i the only person who quite likes the sound of the keyboard in the background? xD
I find it soothing in a wierd way
It is kinda like white noise like having a fan on while you sleep.
I totally agree with u.
IKR xD
mechanical keyboards sound beautiful, like old school typewriters. They also have way better response to your presses. You can press the same key so much faster than a regular keyboard :)
God this game really has changed so much in these 8 years
The map looks so small compared to now
Also funny to see how much of the UK map is still the same a decade later, the journey south from Aberdeen is almost picture perfect to how it is now including the petrol station
@@SoLongAstoria One of these days they're gonna give the UK a makeover... I hope
@ManiacYobbo I agree the uk needs more places, there is a promod for it thought
Watched the entire thing which I don't normally manage to do with any long TH-cam video but thoroughly enjoyed this. Was really funny just listening to the profanity and the crashes while PARTLY hoping he'd run out of petrol.
Diesel
@@oliverclifford1396 Ye
Just got this game today, and managed to fail at slowing down for a train, rammed full speed into the crossing bar, and take not damage, then take one percent for hitting a road sign xD
Physics have left the building...
HumdrumCheetah7 *Physics has dropped the mic*
Physics these days...
>complains France and Germany drive on the wrong side of the road
>drives a French truck modified to be right-hand drive
+Derpancakes The U.K is one of the few countries to drive on the left lmao.
+JadensBro I believe you've missed the point
Derpancakes I didn't, I was just adding.
+No Chill, Kohl
what difference does one side vs the other make? is there an advantage to one or the other?
+Gary You basically want the steering wheel to be next to the line in the middle of the road.
Summary:
Dan Singing
”Auuuggghhhh"
Dan Swerving
repeat for 1.5 hours
"Oh f***!" turns
Josh P and the occasional car accident and swear at the other driver
Take a shot every time:
-Dan sings
-Dan screams
-Dan swerves
-Dan curses
-Dan gets into an accident
@@liamweaver2944 when I turn 18, Im doing this
@@pulgmaz4564 Oh fuck. Are you still alive?
A ghost bus you say ? Who you gonna call ? Ghost BUSters !
I'm sorry...
Best ghostbusters joke ever!
no
Unfortunately we have a shotgun policy for shitty puns, *pulls out shotgun *
Common get over here.
ghost busters you say who you gonna call ghostbus
Glad that you finally realized about the KM. When you said, "110? It can barely do 60!" I was like, "I think that mean 110KM, not miles." Hahahahaha.
7 years ago I was going through a rough time. I always used to take stock while watching Dan's videos and as soon as this video came out I made a pot of tea and let time slip by watching this. It was calming and reassuing to watch his content and just gave me time to pick myself up and realise its not all so bad . Decided to come back again just to remember and see how far things have come. Hope everyone's keeping well 👌
Wow
And still in 2022 this is my go to vid for sleeping and bad depression days! Thanks dan. 😌
2023 now
I am feeling really ill today...
This video made me laugh, smile, and kinda took my mind off being ill.
I thank you Nerd3
Lord Toxic Get well soon!
buyable ending Thanks bruh
***** Yes thank you.
How are you friend?
***** :-)
Are you dead yet? Pls don't die.
"WHO DESIGNED THESE ROADS; BLOODY MC ESCHER?!"
*hilarious*
Engine malfunction in a Renault? Never heard of that before! (Car jokes)
*cough cough* Where's Squirrel when you need him?
If you watch Formula One this joke is ten times funnier
Jalal Mehdizada yes it is,.,.,.,.,.
MiniManchuGames ikr
MiniManchuGames ikr
I got Euro Truck Simulator 2 for Christmas because of this video, still playing it 8 years later (on a considerably better simulator rig)
i used to watch this all the time to sleep as a kid. insane that its been11 years
I have never seen someone with such pure hatred for busses, I can appreciate this, dan.
These videos are my childhood... the nostalgia
Well that's this video done. On to Fuel and then on to all 4 of the Desert bus vids.
43:19
"I know that you are probably watching this a few days in the future"
Published on Feb 2,2013
Watching on April 10,2016
Ummm..?
BluesonAF Today is the 5th anniversary and one day since upload.
I'm watching this exactly 2 years after you
Published on Feb 2, 2013
Watching on 21 August, 2018
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........?
2019
@@FireKnightESD 2019.134
BRING THIS BACK- Best video ever
i have watched this video more than any other nerdcubed video.
what is wrong with me?
+MidgetGaming I HAVE NO LIFE
+MidgetGaming OK
+pilotgaming nothing my friend
+pilotgaming nothing my friend
+pilotgaming nothing i have watched this about 8 times so far
This very video is the exact reason I've spent hundreds of pounds to play ETS2 for 30-odd hours a week with a full wheel and shifter setup. Chances are, I would've found the game eventually anyway, but I DEFINITELY wouldn't have spent so much time watching videos about it or even remember its name by the time I finally got my own computer.
You try driving on this today buddy. A lot of major crazy updates.
Bratislove
Bratislife
Bratislava
Bratisluck
R u sor
hue.
PyroFreaq ive seen this vid like lods of times still makes me laugh
PyroFreaq It's in Slovakia, not Poland.
I could watch this video 100 times and still won’t get bored of it.
he should go around the whole map one time...
killerbee Then fraps would use 80terabytes tbh
who still uses fraps in 2018 tho lol
I know right
albi- Fair point
what should you use?
i have watched this an unhealthy amount of times and still going...
anybody else watched this about 7 times?
me about 10 times lol
lol
more like 50 lol
it's good to know i'm not the only one that watches this alot XD
Zomical Gaming meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
woww 10 years i cant belive it.. road tripping with this today!
red cars can't pass black cars?! CARISM
😂😂
Carsism
+The Gaming Eagle *cough* Carcist not Carism *cough*
43:20 'Guys, help me out here! I know you are a few days in the future, but help me out here'
*watches is in 2019*
yes
World Truck Simulator would be an amazing game if it was made + a very interesting world trip
Joel Cox omg ikr but it would take forever too get anywhere
I would lose days of my life driving from Oslo to Tokyo to Cape Town.
Joel Cox Imagine it being life size
Jontheawsome92 *takes off glasses* Mother of god
Joel Cox There are custom maps to the game, but not the entire world tho. I live in Brazil and I know that there is an Brazil map mod to download. If this game had more players I'm sure they would create a lot of the world.
Nerd 3 Challenges, build a thriving Euro Truck Shipping Empire, and then conquer the world by forcing overly high prices, and build up an army of evil truck shipping men.
12:18 that car went f*ckin' flying
They keep using the word "fahrt" because it means "drive".
the word Ausfahrt means exit lol
Aus= Out
Fahren= To Drive, and Fahrt is the "you all" version of Fahren, so Ausfahrt literally means Outdrive (for you all).
AeroHydra it means drive out. As in, exit. The German language is not structured the same as English.
Yes, but in literal word-for-word would be Outdrive. Once you apply some grammar magic then it i called Driveout (Which is what the word actually means).
Watched this when it was first uploaded, I'm now watching it in July 2014. Great video.
Same!
Me too
hirani10 me too
Oh my lord, so I was just watching this laughing and chuckling the whole time because you're just constantly riotously funny, but then at 53:03 when you just completely wedged that car into the guard rail, I just completely lost it. I'm crying laughing. I mean, it was just a wreck, but the fact that the game is so damn real, and the fact that you don't actually drive or know what signs mean or the rules of the road IRL, and you're just so innocently cavorting around like you know what you're doing, and the fact that you'd been using the shoulder as an insanity passing lane and I think you genuinely thought it was a real lane the whole time, all those things combine meant that THAT ACCIDENT WAS SO PERFECT. You're like just thinking you're passing them, not realizing it's not a lane and somehow not realizing you're about to completely cut them off because it's an onramp and it's room enough for just one car let alone also a giant truck with wood on it. AND THE FACT THAT IT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE TO YOU THAT YOU WERE DRIVING INTO THEM and crunching them into the rail...and the image of them literally wedged into the thing. Oh man. This game is phenomenal and you're funny without even trying.
Um, 1:38:37 is after the video ended...the video is only 1:36:37.
Wyatt Triplett Haha what the! What did I even do there. I must have been looking at the length of the video instead of the pause time. And I misread it through my tears of laughter. Oh well, fixed, thanks man.
floofytown
No problem. :)
Hi was the EXACT SAME! Except I watched this the day it came out Nd this is my 3rd time watching xD
TheAkula I've contemplated watching this video again many times. Someday I will. When I have a day off and I feel like spending a large chunk of it with Nerd³.
We just not going to talk about 23:00 where his "DO DO" was timed PERFECT with the lightning?
No? ._.
Good spot
if this guy crashes off the road I would've ran up to him and helped and by helped I mean urinated into his eyes.NerdCubed 2k13
It’s funny when people say “Wow coming back to nerds old videos 4 years later” While now its been 9
time for bed again
This video has been watched for 57 years. Press stats
Remember watching this back when i was 10 on an rainy morning in bed, only me awake. Now im 20. And this is still one off my happiest memories
"Who are you going to trust, the guy who just pulled away or the back to front bus?" 57:47
"Oh, the plane is about to crash in the runway... Oh, the trees, hehe"
I just realized my sense of humor sucks a little bit
happy 10th birthday to this video
To this day, this is my comfort TH-cam video that I watch whenever I'm having a bad time.
Nerd: *plays the game correctly* it goes horribly wrong
Nerd: *plays the game horribly* goes horribly wrong
14:00 WT61GTS (license plate)
+Kieran H Hey Jeremy!
+Shaf Hoque hey.
GTS? Who is he CM Punk?
2011 plate on a 2003-2005 Range Rover Vogue? It’s nicked
@@JB0733 is that not a facelifted vogue which was still being made in 2011/12?
"Instead of doing what I did then and not doing anything and panicking I'll try to vear out of the way or break. Thats my cunning plan. *Proceeds to crash instantly
That'll do Dan, that'll do.
Anytime Dan says "cunning plan" something goes instantly wrong.
It is an ubreakable law of everything
funniest thing about this is the fact that i fell asleep and this was on last night, and now I went to carry it on, and I would rewind to find a good time to resume watching, and everytime i rewknded, dan was just in a fuck up after fuck up xD
"I'll try to veer out the way or brake next time, that's my cunning plan."
Swerves head on into car.
"HOOWAAURH!"
Crashes.
Aahhh so many years ago it used to be so simple
This is keyboard ASMR with a British guy talking in the background haha. I love this video!! Helps me sleep :)
I remember coming home from school one day and just being super excited to see this and I grabbed some food and a drink and felt like I was hanging out with him in that truck for a hour it's sad he doesn't make these videos anymore :(
" by help i mean urinate in his eyes "-NerdCubed 2013
I watch this to put me to sleep
Haha same here!
***** i never make it through the whole video ;)
This is my 20th time watching this
Riley Johnson I watch when it's late and I don't want to sleep
Riley Johnson that's what Im doing right now
23:01 i love how when he says DU DU lightning flashes
*silently plays this game whilst listening to this*
I can imagin the jumpscare of hearing the money going out thing
His theory of night driving might be one of the funniest things I have ever heard couldn't stop laughing. 29:20
37:35 Once, our GPS told me and my dad to drive off the side of the highway and fall to our death. I didn't trust that Garmin ever again.
lmao that's the Agent 47 Garmin
I have watched this a million times and it still is not boring
This should've been unedited
27:40 "It is now taking me.. to Grimsby!" Never heard anything important about Grimsby! Never has been important since I was born there!
Don't know what it is about this video, I keep finding myself coming back to it time and again
"Playing on three screens!"
*USES KEYBOARD FOR STEERING*
got this on steam from flash, along with going east. This game is SO much fun, very un expected.!! Must try this guys!
Now do it again, but with the DLC for Hungary etc., and reach the furthest point.
In case anyone was wondering, the binary at 58:50 roughly translates to "You are a huge fucking nerd for bothering to..." I couldn't get the whole thing because I can't distinguish between some ones and zeros
Nice to see people still come back to this. Love this video
0:25:48
STAHP UNDERTAKING ON THE HARDSHOULDER
Doctor: You only have 1 hour 36 minutes and 37 seconds to live
Me: perfect
*video buffers*
Watching this at x0.5 speed = Dan's had too much to drink
Watching this at x2.0 speed = Dan's had too many sweets
what i find funny is that he thinks the hard shoulder is the third lane
Nerdcubed Challenges for if you do one: Visit every big city in every country
in one long video
Nerdcubed Road trip you mean :D
DinoDoesStuff 3M subs. HYPE HYPE HYPE!
***** or 1.5M
DinoDoesStuff You mean 2.5M?