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  • @Mexzan
    @Mexzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    This has been my go-to “falling asleep” video for months/years.

    • @ezio9973
      @ezio9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Me too im surprised people still watch this 😅

    • @sirdetmist3204
      @sirdetmist3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Closing in on a decade rapidly.

    • @settle180
      @settle180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you should listen to desert bus vr with dan jon and matt

    • @Mexzan
      @Mexzan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@settle180 that one is not very calming since they shout a lot 😅

    • @rohsek7298
      @rohsek7298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My sleepcubed playlist has this video and it’s very well loved 🥰 this has been the video for my worst insomnia nights since 2017!

  • @jahpolley
    @jahpolley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    It's oddly calming to see someone panic over a truck and talk about random stuff.

    • @ianwubby6271
      @ianwubby6271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Y'know, it really is.

    • @sethmahmod7542
      @sethmahmod7542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Ianwubby ur right it's something to fall asleep to

    • @wisdompowerdonut1964
      @wisdompowerdonut1964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @alfiestock1
      @alfiestock1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When I can't sleep, this as background noise never fails haha I recommend it!

    • @missvixmcswaggins1885
      @missvixmcswaggins1885 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Alfie Stock yea I do same 😆

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "Bratsilava." - Almost.
    "Bratislavia." - What?
    "Brat is lava." - Close enough.

    • @joned1000
      @joned1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      when?

    • @AniGaAG
      @AniGaAG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pingu When Brat is lava.

    • @joned1000
      @joned1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ani Ga what part of the video? I

    • @AniGaAG
      @AniGaAG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pingu Almost the very beginning?

    • @venturian
      @venturian 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tug_Of _War Counter Strike: Global Offensive? No, "BRAAADDDDD!!!!!" came from an older Counter Strike.

  • @hhhhhhhcccc
    @hhhhhhhcccc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    Am I the only one who just comes back here every now and again and watches this video?

    • @jacobholmes7473
      @jacobholmes7473 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No your not!

    • @uncleshields5957
      @uncleshields5957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nope 👌👌

    • @hhhhhhhcccc
      @hhhhhhhcccc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jacob Holmes Relief!

    • @bigboi9421
      @bigboi9421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope

    • @Kasperloeye
      @Kasperloeye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Hope Hagedorn I did a couple of times.. it's just relaxing to listen to :)

  • @derekarneson4140
    @derekarneson4140 9 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    23:03 When the lighting was directly in tune with Dan my heart almost drooped due to the Drama.

    • @jlaaway
      @jlaaway 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      1/10 of people that watched this video suffered heart attacks. Crazy right? True fact!

    • @levimoore7395
      @levimoore7395 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Derek KEKS lol i said the same thing XD

    • @courtneygardner385
      @courtneygardner385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      some had epileptic seizures from the flash

    • @not-applb
      @not-applb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derek A I

    • @not-applb
      @not-applb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In tune?

  • @SteBradburyDesign
    @SteBradburyDesign 11 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "Thats a fucking nun farting in a lift" hahahahahah

  • @simpletoncreations3928
    @simpletoncreations3928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Strangely this made me sleep 8 hours which is weird because I have insomnia! Thanks Dan I watch this every night now

    • @Hollycalvey
      @Hollycalvey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg same hahaha

    • @yesca18
      @yesca18 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is dan

    • @Mexzan
      @Mexzan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is me right nowadays

    • @BROandGOAT
      @BROandGOAT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yesca18 the man ;)

    • @northstarstatepolitics1652
      @northstarstatepolitics1652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      simpleton creations i get anxiety at night so hes helped mr sleep oddly.

  • @DeeJayLilStack
    @DeeJayLilStack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    23:03 The lightning is in sync when Dan goes "DOO DOO"

  • @maksuree
    @maksuree 8 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "we're entering hell"
    I mean, you've already entered France...

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least he didn't go to Turkey.

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Nobienify
      lol, I meant it as more of a "lol rude stinky france" joke than a refugee joke, but that works too.

    • @asdf-gx4gh
      @asdf-gx4gh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gary? GARY!

    • @notai6348
      @notai6348 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least it weren't the real hell....Mexico

    • @cameronyoungcg9270
      @cameronyoungcg9270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's not racist if it's against the French ;)

  • @rennegadeturtle139
    @rennegadeturtle139 9 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "I think this is not a lane"
    Famous last words

    • @bpr1126
      @bpr1126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahaha

    • @pulgmaz4564
      @pulgmaz4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And hes still mad at busses, but hes doing this lol

  • @pjohnmser
    @pjohnmser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    2020 anyone here??? have watched this video like 5 times and i always laugh at the same scenarios... one of the greatest videos the nerdcubed has ever posted... for real I love the roadtrip games matt posts never get tired of em

    • @atcibatcherhenning255
      @atcibatcherhenning255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeap were still here laufing at all the amazing things happy that he had returned

    • @pulgmaz4564
      @pulgmaz4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yuuup

    • @Jaydl714
      @Jaydl714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this video too, I use it to fall asleep sometimes and I have watched it many many times

    • @joshfrost6020
      @joshfrost6020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video was the reason I got the game. I then had his voice and jokes playing over and over in my head.

    • @bjornfriberg3737
      @bjornfriberg3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I`ve inveted a drinking game to this. Take a SIP everytime he sais ”fuck”....soo yeah

  • @Desmxnd-
    @Desmxnd- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This guy was my entire childhood, thank you.

    • @notmyzticV
      @notmyzticV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

  • @tobyytoby6312
    @tobyytoby6312 9 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    So this is Dan's 300th video. And now he has 1569 videos.
    Jesus, Dan's made 1269 videos in 1111 days.
    Dedication.

    • @mackwalsh3769
      @mackwalsh3769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Dumbledoritos ho no we have a counter!

    • @ZaccoOfficial
      @ZaccoOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Count again

    • @northstarstatepolitics1652
      @northstarstatepolitics1652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      devotion
      Turning all the night time into the day

    • @thomasspencer2731
      @thomasspencer2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TGSGAMER360 Great song! "Song about the woman he do the song about the knife, He do the walk...... The walk of life"

    • @swatboy763
      @swatboy763 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not dedication, it’s PAIN

  • @SuperBonobob
    @SuperBonobob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Now every time I hear a truck horn, I think of a nun farting in a lift.

    • @jos4607
      @jos4607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @its_mil_4816
      @its_mil_4816 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't think about that already?!

  • @thepiebeam9248
    @thepiebeam9248 8 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    when your mom says, "all right honey, just one more video". and you just look for one of Nerd3's road trips.

    • @MrTitanicfanatic2
      @MrTitanicfanatic2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ThePieBeam desert bus vr. I just came from the end of that video to this.

    • @leavewe
      @leavewe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wish someone looked out for me honestly

    • @Snaily
      @Snaily 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This just reminds me of my internet usage at the time this came out. We had a shared laptop on which we were allowed 30 minutes a day, so I saved up my time for 3 days and my Mum agreed that the 7 minutes over 90 didn't matter. Ended up spending an additional 30 minutes waiting for it to buffer and Mum felt bad so I basically scammed my mother out of 30 minutes of laptop time.

  • @jacob7890
    @jacob7890 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love coming back to this video. It's definitely my favourite NerdCubed video

  • @dcX9z
    @dcX9z 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Press 1 to go too fast downhill.
    Press 6 to make Dan say "thing".
    Press 8 to turn off the engine.
    Press 9 for ghost bus.

    • @StuartLeeming
      @StuartLeeming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Press 4 to ask Dan to lend you a million quid.

  • @Dy1an.k
    @Dy1an.k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    yes dan. that horn does sound like a nun farting in a lift

  • @mr.whatareyadoin889
    @mr.whatareyadoin889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I wrote a song about the moon based off of Dan's version
    The Moon has Fucked You by MrWhatareyadoin
    When the moon hits your eye
    Like a big pizza pie
    It's the apocalypse
    Because the moon has crashed into the Earth
    Death and despair
    Screams fill the air
    You're going to die now
    And it's going to really suck
    But you have no need to fear
    Because you won't be here
    When looters cause chaos for all
    But you'll surely die
    When the moon hits your eyes
    And the sky begins to fall

    • @willsandvik9291
      @willsandvik9291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was beautiful

    • @crittermoded
      @crittermoded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking hell-

    • @memedeer7760
      @memedeer7760 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Better then eurovsion song contest.

    • @tryhardman6940
      @tryhardman6940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deep😂😂

    • @mr.whatareyadoin889
      @mr.whatareyadoin889 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TryHardMAN that's what she said. I saw the opportunity and I took it.

  • @WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal
    @WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11 years ago.. holy crap!!! I watch this almost every night for white noise. I LOVE THIS VIDEO

  • @MaxGray333
    @MaxGray333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I am feeling really ill today...
    This video made me laugh, smile, and kinda took my mind off being ill.
    I thank you Nerd3

    • @bumyable7123
      @bumyable7123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Toxic Get well soon!

    • @MaxGray333
      @MaxGray333 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      buyable ending Thanks bruh

    • @MaxGray333
      @MaxGray333 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Yes thank you.
      How are you friend?

    • @MaxGray333
      @MaxGray333 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** :-)

    • @kirrans1490
      @kirrans1490 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you dead yet? Pls don't die.

  • @fluffyfusion8222
    @fluffyfusion8222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Am i the only person who quite likes the sound of the keyboard in the background? xD

    • @MorganHowellBurnham
      @MorganHowellBurnham 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I find it soothing in a wierd way

    • @markfredo8867
      @markfredo8867 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It is kinda like white noise like having a fan on while you sleep.

    • @TeaJZed
      @TeaJZed 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I totally agree with u.

    • @rainclouds3348
      @rainclouds3348 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKR xD

    • @ZombsicleGaming
      @ZombsicleGaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mechanical keyboards sound beautiful, like old school typewriters. They also have way better response to your presses. You can press the same key so much faster than a regular keyboard :)

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 8 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    >complains France and Germany drive on the wrong side of the road
    >drives a French truck modified to be right-hand drive

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Derpancakes The U.K is one of the few countries to drive on the left lmao.

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +JadensBro I believe you've missed the point

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Derpancakes I didn't, I was just adding.

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +No Chill, Kohl
      what difference does one side vs the other make? is there an advantage to one or the other?

    • @Marko-hx7be
      @Marko-hx7be 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gary You basically want the steering wheel to be next to the line in the middle of the road.

  • @paddymurphy7209
    @paddymurphy7209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Its so calming hearing Dan say percrastinators brings me back
    BTW this is my fav vid

  • @spartan14543
    @spartan14543 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Just got this game today, and managed to fail at slowing down for a train, rammed full speed into the crossing bar, and take not damage, then take one percent for hitting a road sign xD

    • @Charlessen
      @Charlessen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Physics have left the building...

    • @spartan14543
      @spartan14543 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HumdrumCheetah7 *Physics has dropped the mic*

    • @Charlessen
      @Charlessen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Physics these days...

  • @Tazzim8
    @Tazzim8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "its essentially just pot-luck if you die or not isn't it? 'cause its just blare of lights and darkness with some scattered lights in it and you don't really know whats going on and everybody is screaming in fear"
    Oh its just like a nightclub

  • @CloudedByKatana
    @CloudedByKatana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    God this game really has changed so much in these 8 years

    • @jacknorris5199
      @jacknorris5199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The map looks so small compared to now

    • @SoLongAstoria
      @SoLongAstoria ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also funny to see how much of the UK map is still the same a decade later, the journey south from Aberdeen is almost picture perfect to how it is now including the petrol station

    • @CloudedByKatana
      @CloudedByKatana ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoLongAstoria One of these days they're gonna give the UK a makeover... I hope

    • @kianhawkesphotography
      @kianhawkesphotography ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@ManiacYobbo I agree the uk needs more places, there is a promod for it thought

  • @ryanmxgx2
    @ryanmxgx2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I watch this every year and it always makes me laugh, 10 years later.

  • @Fjpackard
    @Fjpackard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    A ghost bus you say ? Who you gonna call ? Ghost BUSters !
    I'm sorry...

    • @Stupidhead-et1je
      @Stupidhead-et1je 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best ghostbusters joke ever!

    • @oblight18
      @oblight18 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @swatboy763
      @swatboy763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately we have a shotgun policy for shitty puns, *pulls out shotgun *
      Common get over here.

    • @stephenlippitt8708
      @stephenlippitt8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ghost busters you say who you gonna call ghostbus

  • @Athena_pie
    @Athena_pie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Now 2024 my fellow procrastinators who's back

  • @LeeJ2512
    @LeeJ2512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Watched the entire thing which I don't normally manage to do with any long TH-cam video but thoroughly enjoyed this. Was really funny just listening to the profanity and the crashes while PARTLY hoping he'd run out of petrol.

  • @Charles-xp2md
    @Charles-xp2md 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    43:19
    "I know that you are probably watching this a few days in the future"
    Published on Feb 2,2013
    Watching on April 10,2016
    Ummm..?

    • @nipnip3304
      @nipnip3304 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BluesonAF Today is the 5th anniversary and one day since upload.

    • @bagel843
      @bagel843 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm watching this exactly 2 years after you

    • @itsthemayway7923
      @itsthemayway7923 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Published on Feb 2, 2013
      Watching on 21 August, 2018
      Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........?

    • @FireKnightESD
      @FireKnightESD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019

    • @jordanzish
      @jordanzish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FireKnightESD 2019.134

  • @pointlessbrdcst
    @pointlessbrdcst 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    still, in 2017, the best special. Ever.

  • @oliverclifford1396
    @oliverclifford1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I got Euro Truck Simulator 2 for Christmas because of this video, still playing it 8 years later (on a considerably better simulator rig)

  • @jp5385
    @jp5385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Summary:
    Dan Singing
    ”Auuuggghhhh"
    Dan Swerving
    repeat for 1.5 hours

    • @imbibe9891
      @imbibe9891 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Oh f***!" turns

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Josh P and the occasional car accident and swear at the other driver

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take a shot every time:
      -Dan sings
      -Dan screams
      -Dan swerves
      -Dan curses
      -Dan gets into an accident

    • @pulgmaz4564
      @pulgmaz4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liamweaver2944 when I turn 18, Im doing this

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pulgmaz4564 Oh fuck. Are you still alive?

  • @branchy2279
    @branchy2279 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i used to watch this all the time to sleep as a kid. insane that its been11 years

  • @RobertWilsonCollectables
    @RobertWilsonCollectables 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7 years ago I was going through a rough time. I always used to take stock while watching Dan's videos and as soon as this video came out I made a pot of tea and let time slip by watching this. It was calming and reassuing to watch his content and just gave me time to pick myself up and realise its not all so bad . Decided to come back again just to remember and see how far things have come. Hope everyone's keeping well 👌

  • @floofytown
    @floofytown 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oh my lord, so I was just watching this laughing and chuckling the whole time because you're just constantly riotously funny, but then at 53:03 when you just completely wedged that car into the guard rail, I just completely lost it. I'm crying laughing. I mean, it was just a wreck, but the fact that the game is so damn real, and the fact that you don't actually drive or know what signs mean or the rules of the road IRL, and you're just so innocently cavorting around like you know what you're doing, and the fact that you'd been using the shoulder as an insanity passing lane and I think you genuinely thought it was a real lane the whole time, all those things combine meant that THAT ACCIDENT WAS SO PERFECT. You're like just thinking you're passing them, not realizing it's not a lane and somehow not realizing you're about to completely cut them off because it's an onramp and it's room enough for just one car let alone also a giant truck with wood on it. AND THE FACT THAT IT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE TO YOU THAT YOU WERE DRIVING INTO THEM and crunching them into the rail...and the image of them literally wedged into the thing. Oh man. This game is phenomenal and you're funny without even trying.

    • @WyattTriplett
      @WyattTriplett 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Um, 1:38:37 is after the video ended...the video is only 1:36:37.

    • @floofytown
      @floofytown 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wyatt Triplett Haha what the! What did I even do there. I must have been looking at the length of the video instead of the pause time. And I misread it through my tears of laughter. Oh well, fixed, thanks man.

    • @WyattTriplett
      @WyattTriplett 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      floofytown
      No problem. :)

    • @cipher2862
      @cipher2862 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi was the EXACT SAME! Except I watched this the day it came out Nd this is my 3rd time watching xD

    • @floofytown
      @floofytown 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheAkula I've contemplated watching this video again many times. Someday I will. When I have a day off and I feel like spending a large chunk of it with Nerd³.

  • @furrydevil1
    @furrydevil1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Engine malfunction in a Renault? Never heard of that before! (Car jokes)

    • @ManchusTech
      @ManchusTech 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *cough cough* Where's Squirrel when you need him?

    • @Jalal30001
      @Jalal30001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If you watch Formula One this joke is ten times funnier

    • @mazdaroadster-mx5
      @mazdaroadster-mx5 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jalal Mehdizada yes it is,.,.,.,.,.

    • @hezzie1thegamer749
      @hezzie1thegamer749 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MiniManchuGames ikr

    • @hezzie1thegamer749
      @hezzie1thegamer749 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MiniManchuGames ikr

  • @nakaharaindria
    @nakaharaindria 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Glad that you finally realized about the KM. When you said, "110? It can barely do 60!" I was like, "I think that mean 110KM, not miles." Hahahahaha.

  • @UnJustDaemon
    @UnJustDaemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    And still in 2022 this is my go to vid for sleeping and bad depression days! Thanks dan. 😌

  • @pilotgaming7286
    @pilotgaming7286 9 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    i have watched this video more than any other nerdcubed video.
    what is wrong with me?

    • @akshayk2772
      @akshayk2772 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +MidgetGaming I HAVE NO LIFE

    • @swift7493
      @swift7493 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MidgetGaming OK

    • @therandomer6261
      @therandomer6261 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +pilotgaming nothing my friend

    • @therandomer6261
      @therandomer6261 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +pilotgaming nothing my friend

    • @grizzlyy0026
      @grizzlyy0026 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +pilotgaming nothing i have watched this about 8 times so far

  • @ThatZommy
    @ThatZommy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Bratislove
    Bratislife
    Bratislava

    • @SteamKing2160
      @SteamKing2160 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bratisluck

    • @reluctantreviews1596
      @reluctantreviews1596 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      R u sor

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hue.

    • @laurascott1390
      @laurascott1390 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      PyroFreaq ive seen this vid like lods of times still makes me laugh

    • @utkn
      @utkn 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      PyroFreaq It's in Slovakia, not Poland.

  • @davenorton5576
    @davenorton5576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Well that's this video done. On to Fuel and then on to all 4 of the Desert bus vids.

  • @lfgpanthers5333
    @lfgpanthers5333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    These videos are my childhood... the nostalgia

  • @yankogreshkov2605
    @yankogreshkov2605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    43:20 'Guys, help me out here! I know you are a few days in the future, but help me out here'
    *watches is in 2019*

  • @joelcox5801
    @joelcox5801 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    World Truck Simulator would be an amazing game if it was made + a very interesting world trip

    • @nelsonc.5086
      @nelsonc.5086 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joel Cox omg ikr but it would take forever too get anywhere

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I would lose days of my life driving from Oslo to Tokyo to Cape Town.

    • @Jontheawsome92
      @Jontheawsome92 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joel Cox Imagine it being life size

    • @joelcox5801
      @joelcox5801 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jontheawsome92 *takes off glasses* Mother of god

    • @MultiFernando360
      @MultiFernando360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joel Cox There are custom maps to the game, but not the entire world tho. I live in Brazil and I know that there is an Brazil map mod to download. If this game had more players I'm sure they would create a lot of the world.

  • @keiththehobo6673
    @keiththehobo6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have never seen someone with such pure hatred for busses, I can appreciate this, dan.

  • @SuperNova-so2cj
    @SuperNova-so2cj ปีที่แล้ว +5

    woww 10 years i cant belive it.. road tripping with this today!

  • @Snaily
    @Snaily 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This very video is the exact reason I've spent hundreds of pounds to play ETS2 for 30-odd hours a week with a full wheel and shifter setup. Chances are, I would've found the game eventually anyway, but I DEFINITELY wouldn't have spent so much time watching videos about it or even remember its name by the time I finally got my own computer.

  • @sigursberget3777
    @sigursberget3777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Remember watching this back when i was 10 on an rainy morning in bed, only me awake. Now im 20. And this is still one off my happiest memories

  • @fabianpiraianu6669
    @fabianpiraianu6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    funniest thing about this is the fact that i fell asleep and this was on last night, and now I went to carry it on, and I would rewind to find a good time to resume watching, and everytime i rewknded, dan was just in a fuck up after fuck up xD

  • @t0pcat517
    @t0pcat517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    if this guy crashes off the road I would've ran up to him and helped and by helped I mean urinated into his eyes.NerdCubed 2k13

  • @1Epicocity
    @1Epicocity 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    His theory of night driving might be one of the funniest things I have ever heard couldn't stop laughing. 29:20

  • @Dooabolical
    @Dooabolical 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i have watched this an unhealthy amount of times and still going...

  • @bet3013
    @bet3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I could watch this video 100 times and still won’t get bored of it.

  • @Webby2789
    @Webby2789 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    BRING THIS BACK- Best video ever

  • @Meadowllander
    @Meadowllander 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:18 that car went f*ckin' flying

  • @dsyncwashere8077
    @dsyncwashere8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s funny when people say “Wow coming back to nerds old videos 4 years later” While now its been 9

  • @ubmoment
    @ubmoment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    23:01 i love how when he says DU DU lightning flashes

  • @fabian999ification
    @fabian999ification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Who are you going to trust, the guy who just pulled away or the back to front bus?" 57:47

  • @LibbyMia-rz8gk
    @LibbyMia-rz8gk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You try driving on this today buddy. A lot of major crazy updates.

  • @PotatoTornadoable
    @PotatoTornadoable 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nerd 3 Challenges, build a thriving Euro Truck Shipping Empire, and then conquer the world by forcing overly high prices, and build up an army of evil truck shipping men.

  • @kieranhughes4090
    @kieranhughes4090 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    14:00 WT61GTS (license plate)

    • @shax232
      @shax232 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kieran H Hey Jeremy!

    • @kieranhughes4090
      @kieranhughes4090 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shaf Hoque hey.

    • @WaluigiLebron
      @WaluigiLebron 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTS? Who is he CM Punk?

    • @JB0733
      @JB0733 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      2011 plate on a 2003-2005 Range Rover Vogue? It’s nicked

    • @nathant8951
      @nathant8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JB0733 is that not a facelifted vogue which was still being made in 2011/12?

  • @LiamHDee
    @LiamHDee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Watched this when it was first uploaded, I'm now watching it in July 2014. Great video.

  • @hobbitcraftwithtrex
    @hobbitcraftwithtrex 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This video has been watched for 57 years. Press stats

  • @abbeybearx
    @abbeybearx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To this day, this is my comfort TH-cam video that I watch whenever I'm having a bad time.

  • @MrToastyBuns
    @MrToastyBuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We just not going to talk about 23:00 where his "DO DO" was timed PERFECT with the lightning?
    No? ._.

  • @nolanrobinson1495
    @nolanrobinson1495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember coming home from school one day and just being super excited to see this and I grabbed some food and a drink and felt like I was hanging out with him in that truck for a hour it's sad he doesn't make these videos anymore :(

  • @GamingEagle100
    @GamingEagle100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    red cars can't pass black cars?! CARISM

  • @ThePikaPlays
    @ThePikaPlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Instead of doing what I did then and not doing anything and panicking I'll try to vear out of the way or break. Thats my cunning plan. *Proceeds to crash instantly
    That'll do Dan, that'll do.

    • @aligallaton3978
      @aligallaton3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anytime Dan says "cunning plan" something goes instantly wrong.
      It is an ubreakable law of everything

  • @scj6693
    @scj6693 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    happy 10th birthday to this video

  • @thejovihead
    @thejovihead ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "WHO DESIGNED THESE ROADS; BLOODY MC ESCHER?!"
    *hilarious*

  • @mr_leepel1076
    @mr_leepel1076 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    he should go around the whole map one time...

    • @nipnip3304
      @nipnip3304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      killerbee Then fraps would use 80terabytes tbh

    • @aitken
      @aitken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      who still uses fraps in 2018 tho lol

    • @yesca18
      @yesca18 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right

    • @nipnip3304
      @nipnip3304 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      albi- Fair point

    • @danielgleb
      @danielgleb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what should you use?

  • @starkers1997
    @starkers1997 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    27:40 "It is now taking me.. to Grimsby!" Never heard anything important about Grimsby! Never has been important since I was born there!

  • @eatinsomtin9984
    @eatinsomtin9984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro I STILL CANT BELIEVE ITS BEEN THIS LONG. HOPE YOU BEST OF LUCKS FOR THE FUTURE

  • @sukhmansingh6834
    @sukhmansingh6834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have watched this a million times and it still is not boring

  • @hotdudeletVLOG
    @hotdudeletVLOG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    They keep using the word "fahrt" because it means "drive".

    • @OVfreerunners
      @OVfreerunners 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the word Ausfahrt means exit lol

    • @aerohydra3849
      @aerohydra3849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Aus= Out
      Fahren= To Drive, and Fahrt is the "you all" version of Fahren, so Ausfahrt literally means Outdrive (for you all).

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AeroHydra it means drive out. As in, exit. The German language is not structured the same as English.

    • @aerohydra3849
      @aerohydra3849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, but in literal word-for-word would be Outdrive. Once you apply some grammar magic then it i called Driveout (Which is what the word actually means).

  • @parkerb4449
    @parkerb4449 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In case anyone was wondering, the binary at 58:50 roughly translates to "You are a huge fucking nerd for bothering to..." I couldn't get the whole thing because I can't distinguish between some ones and zeros

  • @WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal
    @WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is keyboard ASMR with a British guy talking in the background haha. I love this video!! Helps me sleep :)

  • @hbaggg
    @hbaggg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:25:48
    STAHP UNDERTAKING ON THE HARDSHOULDER

  • @kauvii
    @kauvii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    37:35 Once, our GPS told me and my dad to drive off the side of the highway and fall to our death. I didn't trust that Garmin ever again.

  • @Krisemann
    @Krisemann 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Oh, the plane is about to crash in the runway... Oh, the trees, hehe"
    I just realized my sense of humor sucks a little bit

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:29 I love how he just says this like it's just sort of a thing. xD
    _"Okay, bought the bread, walked the dog, engine malfunctioned... everything's toasty!"_

  • @MrBunnyslap
    @MrBunnyslap 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why the hell is this video so entertaining? This is my 4th time through, yet it never gets boring,

  • @tolbeanqueen1174
    @tolbeanqueen1174 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    anybody else watched this about 7 times?

    • @evo7720
      @evo7720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me about 10 times lol

    • @tolbeanqueen1174
      @tolbeanqueen1174 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @mrboringperson
      @mrboringperson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like 50 lol

    • @tolbeanqueen1174
      @tolbeanqueen1174 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's good to know i'm not the only one that watches this alot XD

    • @jj-ur9pn
      @jj-ur9pn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zomical Gaming meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @MitchJenkz
    @MitchJenkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't know what it is about this video, I keep finding myself coming back to it time and again

  • @felixrowan3740
    @felixrowan3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That screaming goat sound Dan makes at 8:40 always gets me.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the fact that i could hear it even without having to click the timestamp just shows how funny it is lol

  • @rileyj7066
    @rileyj7066 9 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I watch this to put me to sleep

    • @adamdavis8447
      @adamdavis8447 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha same here!

    • @adamdavis8447
      @adamdavis8447 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** i never make it through the whole video ;)

    • @DestroyerG4
      @DestroyerG4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is my 20th time watching this

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Riley Johnson I watch when it's late and I don't want to sleep

    • @chasefjelsted3681
      @chasefjelsted3681 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Riley Johnson that's what Im doing right now

  • @undercovervisiter5881
    @undercovervisiter5881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nerd: *plays the game correctly* it goes horribly wrong
    Nerd: *plays the game horribly* goes horribly wrong

  • @earliness
    @earliness 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *silently plays this game whilst listening to this*

    • @pulgmaz4564
      @pulgmaz4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can imagin the jumpscare of hearing the money going out thing

  • @cameronbuongiorno8745
    @cameronbuongiorno8745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:29 Always my favorite part

  • @SpicyLobster
    @SpicyLobster 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    got this on steam from flash, along with going east. This game is SO much fun, very un expected.!! Must try this guys!

  • @Pigzit
    @Pigzit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'll try to veer out the way or brake next time, that's my cunning plan."
    Swerves head on into car.
    "HOOWAAURH!"
    Crashes.

  • @AwildTrollAppearsXD
    @AwildTrollAppearsXD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I want to be a trucker because of this game.
    My parents are disappointed to say the least.

    • @truckman041
      @truckman041 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @jimpanrooney
      @jimpanrooney 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, not because of this game though, because I think it would be fun lol! After summer I'll go a 3year education to be a truck driver ;) (gymnasium) looking forward to it :P

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jimpan99 Tip: Don't get a Renault.

    • @jimpanrooney
      @jimpanrooney 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      CABRALFAN27
      i will probably never buy a own truck :P but if i would i would buy MAN or scania. I just want to drive a truck and live a normal life :D

    • @jimpanrooney
      @jimpanrooney 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destructive Gaming
      nice, sounds cool to be in the army, high risk high reward

  • @SA-vh8fq
    @SA-vh8fq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice to see people still come back to this. Love this video

  • @tgwls_sufc
    @tgwls_sufc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have recently started playing this game and I agree it is one of the best games I have ever played. The 3d is absolutely amazing and the graphics are stunning, pls make more of this game

  • @jonathanlewis13jl
    @jonathanlewis13jl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the reason I bought this game so thank you for this video :)

  • @Daniel_K95
    @Daniel_K95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    " by help i mean urinate in his eyes "-NerdCubed 2013

  • @Finny94
    @Finny94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this video while playing Euro Truck Sim 2 myself in 2021 blows my mind just how far SCS has come with the game