mealworms and crickets

they were fucking disgusting actually because they are sold as reptile treats they are not for human consumption but i wasn’t trying to have an enjoyable dining experience i was trying to trick buddy into thinking that mealworms and crickets are always people food and therefore raise their value in his eyes and by god did i succeed so who’s the real winner here? I say it’s the guy with bits of exoskeleton stuck in their teeth

[@wolfdogged]

Braver than any US soldier by a long shot...

[@luckygorabbitfoot4457]

cat psychological warfare, gonna use this trick