I agree. But the problem with Pitch Meeting is that you can never tell if he is underselling the movie, or doing 1 by 1 scene. Its mostly a comedy about how delusional directors, writer and producers. A good attempt at straight face humor.
I actually think this is the strangest movie in Hollywood history. Not some fertilizer salesman's effort to break into Hollywood but a fairly major motion picture with a crew and craft services and it was made and released. It's called "The Happening" and the amazing thing is: Nothing happens.
It seems crazy by today’s standards that it got made but this was not only riding on the goodwill of M. Nights prior work… it WAS the movie that caused everyone to realize he was never that great. Just kinda quirky at best lol
To take this way too seriously: that's exactly what it is. It's a B-movie. Everything that people laugh at, was intentional. It's mind-blowing that the entire world seems to have missed this. It's so, so obvious when you think about it. You just said it: in a film called The Happening, nothing happens. Maybe he should've called it Revenge of the Trees to make it more obvious...
wstine79 now that would be epic. And the original girl from Split is the one who can control it, and she’s secretly Glass and Split guy’s daughter (when he’s in female character)
That clip is easily in my top 10 memes. Marky Mark is always funniest when he's tryin to be serious. Like the "I'm an inventor, I invent things. This could be a game changer for us!" Quote from transformers cracks me up every single time! Comedy gold!
I've seen other channels doing the thing of playing all the characters in videos. But this guy takes it to another level, the acting the script the everything
"They have to outrun the wind" "OH, I know all about that, that's were you fart and try to leave the room before the smell hits" That's hilariously relatable. LOL
"So I thought we could use this movie to introduce a new character called Lola Bunny" "Oh, well that sounds fun. People love Bugs Bunny, I'm sure another funny rabbit character would probably be pretty well received." "Yeah, she's gonna be super hot." ". . . . . What." "I figure we can put her in these short gym shorts and a crop top and have her always being flirty with the male Loony Toons." "So we're going to objectify a female rabbit?" "Yes sir, we are." "Well okay then."
IMHO Pitch Meetings only make sense for poorly written movies, Princess Bride doesn't fall into that category. Might as well do a Pitch Meeting for Citizen Kane.
You should do 1939's 'Wizard of Oz"! That could be a trippy movie to try and pitch ("Were you high when you wrote this?", "Yeahyeahyeah!", "Whoops", "Whoopsie!), and you could do it in the color scheme of the movie, black and white filters at either end with a 3-strip technicolor filter sandwiched in the middle.
@@vikiai4241 ~ Lol yeah, I was thinking about that too. Maybe a stack of newspapers actually, or an abacus. Though probably something like a teletype machine. ;)
It started with an interesting premise, then ended up being a study of what weird isolated people do when the world is dying. Like we're supposed to telegraph that to ourselves or something. We just wanted a movie, M. Night. You know, because we occasionally actually want to leave home and experience MORE of something else.
@everybody It's pronounced Tea. Bra. Me. Sue. Only the second word is pronounced without the "B" and the "r" is rolled, if one is capable of doing that. Slight emphasis on "Sue".
The Rifftrax commentary is great for this one.. “Aahhh!! The rented industrial fan just off camera is attacking us!” “Now there’s a low-budget monster for you.... The Wind!” “Yeah, the only thing scarier would be LOW HUMIDITY!”
One of the first mistakes! One time I was traveling by train, and before my destination they shut down the train and said that because of snow they had to stop. I got off and found that the whole city was shut down. And the taxicabs were not driving. And it was 18 degrees Fahrenheit. It was a miracle I survived. So yes they might very well shut down trains in a random spot in an emergency.
"Why wouldn't that make sense? It's one of the most popular places in the world!" "Yeah, he doesn't think it makes *any* sense." Finding an episode you haven't seen before is tight!
3:20 "There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees..." I can't believe how many times this week I've been able to quote this song. Rest in Peace, Neil Peart... look him up...
Yes, please, EVERY single one of his films needs to be explained like this. I wonder how many twist endings you'll Producer will be able to predict after a while.
The Village deserves this treatment more than just about any movie I can think of. Signs is actually a decent movie if you can get past the silly premise.
Producer Guy says “my parakeets MUST’VE looked over while I was changing OR SOMETHING,” like he didn’t see them see him naked, which means that either the birds left a note, or he saw his dead parakeets and thought “they must’ve seen me naked; there’s no other explanation”
WEARING TIGHTS WHILE TYPING TIGHTS AND ALSO THINKING ABOUT WRITING TIGHTS AND SAYINGS TIGHTS WHILE BEING IN A TIGHT ROOM WHILE BEING IN A TIGHT SITUATION IS (tight)
When you think about it, it makes sense for a train to stop before it enters a densely populated area, if connection to other trains are lost to prevent loss of life by collision.
3:35
This is the first time I heard one of them directly insult the other. Caught me off guard there.
Simply the greatest archnemesis of all time
i mean they've done it before, but usually they smile as they say it, but not this time.
@@nont18411 I would say frenemies
The stupidity is intolerable this time
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The twist is that M. Night Shyamalan somehow still had a career after this movie.
6th sense made 600mill. I feel like they just financed his other films with those profits lol.
Yeah but you could’ve said the same after the village
The Sixth Sense is a nearly perfect movie. He earned all his cred in his 1st movie.
69 likes tho 😏 nice
Just don't watch the china version. Super spoiler.
"What? No! Ma'am! No! We're not!" Amazing impression.
Very convincing
Convincing a crazy person you're not gonna murder her in her sleep, by saying "What? No!" is tight.
Wo wow wow...wow
@@Trias805 oh a self imporant director trolling the lead actor because of criticism by movie reviewers is tight!!!
I so wish that everybody would say to me, "Fair Enough!" everytime I said, "I don't know!"
Jim Schwartz that would make life super easy, barely an inconvenience
Fair eeeenough
It's pronounced "Ferry Nuff".
Well okay then
Lmao and I’ve picked up “wow wow wow” and “super easy, barely an inconvenience” . Now I need a shirt
The Happening had a very important message about the environment that we all should have listened to, GET THE TREES BEFORE THEY GET US!
I think we already got that message about 100 years ago
Too bad Isengard wasn't fast enough
🎶 there is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees. 🎶
And I get bonus points for that Rush lyric comment, because producer guy and Pitch guy are from canada!
@@doofus0123Using Rush lyrics in the comments section of Pitch Meeting is TIGHT!
Those high pitched Mark Wahlberg impressions were on point 😆
Mark Wahlberg impressions are tight!
What? Nooo!
Say hello to your mother for me
I love that part
"People are killin' each other? What's goin' on!?" 😂😂😂
The definition of "outrunning the wind" had me in stitches. Thanks Ryan.
3:35 for 2 seconds. Freaking best part.
yes
"People ah killin each otha? What's goin' on?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"People ah killin each atha"
Otha va😂😂🤣🤣
I shat my pants so aggressively, it caused a shockwave
Shut up, Joey
3:36
Producer finally seeing sense 😂
For all of 3 seconds.
It caught me so off guard that it gave me a giggle.
Watching videos about movies you've never seen (and don't plan on ever seeing) is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
batmanfanforever08 true
I’ve never heard of most of these
batmanfanforever08 actually it’s TIGHT!
I've seen this movie, it's not worth watching.
I agree.
But the problem with Pitch Meeting is that you can never tell if he is underselling the movie, or doing 1 by 1 scene.
Its mostly a comedy about how delusional directors, writer and producers. A good attempt at straight face humor.
Two Pitch Meetings In Two days is tight
But probably an inconvenience 😂😂
@@theinevitablesnack no, im sure it was SUPER EASY
These days they're probably super easy to make, barely and inconvenience.
@@sayfulislam42 like, barely an inconvenience?
@@kinorai being barely an inconvenience is tight.
Outrunning the wind is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
🍃💨 🏃
Outrunning the wind is tight!
@@kobrien4121 bruh, you're running towards the wind lol
Alias Anybody. I do that everytime I go for a jog 😊
Oh really?
I actually think this is the strangest movie in Hollywood history. Not some fertilizer salesman's effort to break into Hollywood but a fairly major motion picture with a crew and craft services and it was made and released. It's called "The Happening" and the amazing thing is: Nothing happens.
That's the twist. You think there's going to be a plot, but nope.
It seems crazy by today’s standards that it got made but this was not only riding on the goodwill of M. Nights prior work… it WAS the movie that caused everyone to realize he was never that great. Just kinda quirky at best lol
To take this way too seriously: that's exactly what it is. It's a B-movie. Everything that people laugh at, was intentional.
It's mind-blowing that the entire world seems to have missed this. It's so, so obvious when you think about it.
You just said it: in a film called The Happening, nothing happens. Maybe he should've called it Revenge of the Trees to make it more obvious...
@twall91 maybe the director was rushed and popped this baby out.
@@Mopark25 Hmm... You sure? Why hasn't he been that meta and clever before or since?
“Something happens in the movie, right?”
“Something happens in every movie”
“Yeah but like especially in this one”
Yes, I also watched the video
it's true enough to be funny of course, but there are definitely movies where nothing happens
No.
Oopsies!
Technically nothing happen means that something happens
Nothing happens in "Waiting for Godot" but it happens twice.
Anyone else watch pitch meeting even if they haven’t seen the movie just because they love Ryan and pitch meetings?
I only watch the pitch meetings for bad movies.
If there is a Ryan Pitch Meeting, I won't see the movie anymore. I just did with Cruella.
Right here 🤚
I don't support woke hollywood anyway
@@Mizelei2012 🙄
This pitch was better than the film
WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Randal Graves uh yeah
Duh 🙄
Given the state of movie making these days, that's SEBAI!
Well okay then, fair enough.
M.Nights ghost writer looks EXACTLY like the pitch meetings guy.
What a twist!
If im not mistaken, every single ghost writer in holyweird kinda looks exactly the the Pitch Meetings guy😜
What ? Nooooo !
Plot twist: ghost writer is M night
Pitch meeting guys are tight!
The best part of these pitches is when the producer asks an obvious question and the writer is like "I don't know!"
Fair enough
You can't ride the train without a ticket.
Me : "very harsh train procedures."
That's probably my favorite grouping of words ever.
I hope the plants are involved in the Unbreakable cinematic universe.
wstine79 now that would be epic. And the original girl from Split is the one who can control it, and she’s secretly Glass and Split guy’s daughter (when he’s in female character)
Plot twist: the plants is what created the superhumans!
All hail *The Plants*
PLANTS🤫
There's trees in the Glass trailer!
“What? Nooooooo”
What time do they say that?
appreciate u
He deserved an oscar for that scene 😜
That clip is easily in my top 10 memes. Marky Mark is always funniest when he's tryin to be serious. Like the "I'm an inventor, I invent things. This could be a game changer for us!" Quote from transformers cracks me up every single time! Comedy gold!
Use the force, Luke... to fast forward towards the end of the movie, the scene with the house and the old lady, before she kills herself.
Ryan's Mark Wahlberg impression is pure gold.
Wait - that was an impression? For a second, I thought Mark Wahlberg was in the studio.
Mark Walberg impressions are TIGHT!
If my bosses would have said "Fair Enough" everytime that I had said "I don't know", then I would still have a job. 😅
If your boss was like the producer guy you probably would have had a few promotions.
Wow, being unemployed must be tough!
G.M.P. C.T. Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Alien oh really?
@@chuytristan9717 yeah you just have to lose your job or quit your job. being unemployed is tight!
It’s to a point that every time I type “an” then auto fill suggests “inconvenience”
Typing inconvenience in your mobile is "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Your AI knows
🤣🤣🤣
Same
Oh, really?
"People are killing each other, what's going on?" - tight Mark Wahlberg impersonation there.
When Im at that point where I'm too disinterested to watch a movie, but I'm curious too, I watch pitch meeting. Ryan never disappoints
'It's about an event that makes people kill themselves.'
'That sounds a lot like Christmas.'
Ironically quite literal
Sounds like the opening of the last Airbender
I've seen other channels doing the thing of playing all the characters in videos. But this guy takes it to another level, the acting the script the everything
Pitch Guy says "I don't know" exactly like a 5 year old. I love it. LMAO
Why...
"Maybe they had.....cheesecake?"
"Nevermind"
:D
You know this guy has talent when he can make the happening sound even dumber. That is definitely not super easy.
Very much an inconvenience
Please make Pitch Meetings for Labyrinth (1986) Stardust and The Mummy (1999)
"Things happen in every movie"
"Yeah but this one especially"
"You kinda made it sound like the opposite"
"Whoopsie"
"They have to outrun the wind"
"OH, I know all about that, that's were you fart and try to leave the room before the smell hits"
That's hilariously relatable. LOL
Please do Fight Club one day. 2019 is the 20th anniversary and screenwriter guy and producer guy ... well, you know why it'd be apropos.
Shan Wickremesinghe the screen writer is imaginary.
Dude. Rule #1.
PLEASE O PLEASE CAN YOU DO A SPACE JAM PITCH MEETING THAT WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING VIDEO WITHOUT A DOUBT
Doing it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@nathanmckenzie904 OK then, tight.
"So I thought we could use this movie to introduce a new character called Lola Bunny"
"Oh, well that sounds fun. People love Bugs Bunny, I'm sure another funny rabbit character would probably be pretty well received."
"Yeah, she's gonna be super hot."
". . . . . What."
"I figure we can put her in these short gym shorts and a crop top and have her always being flirty with the male Loony Toons."
"So we're going to objectify a female rabbit?"
"Yes sir, we are."
"Well okay then."
@@mitchindy8643 Lola Bunny is tight
nathan mckenzie ya ya ya
Gonna need you to do all Mark Wahlberg movies now. That impression was hilarious.
It was tight!
Ray Dillon It was like his *Jar Jar* voice from *_Star Wars 1_*
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Pitch Meeting!!!!!!
@@massachusettssportscentral9444 yes,! I have a good vibe about that!
DO THE OTHER GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
"we lost contact with everyone" meanwhile have people talking on the phone in the next shot.
The mark wahlberg happening impression was tight
Outrunning the wind is tight!
This thing is pretty carzy also just told me it gonna steal my key.
I must say that the sequel, the Fappening had a completely different storyline!
now THATS a twist
I’d love to see the pitch meeting for that lol
And the Snappening was a great way to end the trilogy!
Yeap... that one had a happy ending ;-)
Then they can start a TV series set in the 70's with Raj, Dwayne and Rerun called... come on, anybody?
Princess bride pitch meeting please
Omg I just watched this today for the first time in years! It was TIGHT
IMHO Pitch Meetings only make sense for poorly written movies, Princess Bride doesn't fall into that category. Might as well do a Pitch Meeting for Citizen Kane.
Yes yes yes
@@jimh472 You could do lots of fun stuff with princess bride.
lol.. I read it as Princess Pride Bitch Meeting
The way he pronounces Tiramisu is so hilarious that I kept replaying that part. Had me crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Tee remmy sue
because this is how is pronounced in italian
How are you supposed to pronounce it, though? 😗
That’s how it’s actually pronounced though
Just when I thought he forgot the "super easy, barely an inconvenience"... he delivers. Well played.
You should do 1939's 'Wizard of Oz"! That could be a trippy movie to try and pitch ("Were you high when you wrote this?", "Yeahyeahyeah!", "Whoops", "Whoopsie!), and you could do it in the color scheme of the movie, black and white filters at either end with a 3-strip technicolor filter sandwiched in the middle.
Interesting to see what computer is put on the desk in the background for that one! (I want!)
@@vikiai4241 ~ Lol yeah, I was thinking about that too. Maybe a stack of newspapers actually, or an abacus. Though probably something like a teletype machine. ;)
Jakk Frost An old fashioned telephone with a crank and a huge radio with vacuum tubes.
Yes! Finally a pitch meeting for Bird B-
I mean The Happening
A Happening Quite Bird Box Place was TIGHT!
4:38
“So the twist is that _that_ was the twist ?”
Loooool !!!
the funniest lines generate the least likes it seems. I think only a small percentage of Ryan's fans understand PM.
Even by Ryans standards, this one is brilliant. Keeps getting better with every viewing.
Nobody: ...
Ryan: *"T E A R Y - M A H - S O O"*
I honestly had no idea what he was saying at first.
💀
Just happy someone else caught that lol
And here I thought it was pronounced Terra _Mary_ Sue.
Pretty much defined Marky Mark's entire approach to dramatic acting, high pitch voice and heavy breathing.
"So what was the point of all that??"
"I don't know!!!"
"Fair enough!!"
This is exactly what it felt like watching this film and reaching the end and knowing you won't get the time back!
I'd never seen this movie, but I'd always been slightly intrigued by it. No longer intrigued. Thank you.
"People are killing each other what's goin' on?" -died
It started with an interesting premise, then ended up being a study of what weird isolated people do when the world is dying.
Like we're supposed to telegraph that to ourselves or something.
We just wanted a movie, M. Night. You know, because we occasionally actually want to leave home and experience MORE of something else.
"They're in the trees!"
"No wait..."
"They are the trees!"
I've been binging these non stop since I discovered them bravo my dude bravo. Pitch meetings are TIGHT 😎
“Well ok then”
I’d love to see a compilation of each time this guy has said this.
Fair enough, catchphrases are TIGHT!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow... wow...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Arjun Satheesh it’s sad cause I know someone who says “yeah yeah yeah”. It’s me lol
@@adamlynch9153 Not sad. Saying yeah, yeah, yeah is TIGHT.
"Something happens in a movie, right?"
"yeah, i guess"
"So we can call it *THE HAPPENING* "
That is what he says in the video, yes
Love back to back Pitch Meetings!
I’m begging you to please make a Pitch Meeting for X-men Days of Future Past
Vivy Remo wow
They're doing the X-Men movies in order. So they probably will in a couple weeks.
Dmitri Robinson that makes me pretty hopeful. thank you for the hope
I just re-watched this movie two days ago to see how similar it was to bird box. You guys nailed it
It should have been called "What's Happening?"
Nah. It really should have been called "Why are they letting this happen!?!".
@@jeffreymercado2082 Or maybe, "Why am I watching another M. Knight Shamalan movie?"
It should have been called 'Bird Box'
These pitch meeting videos are my new obsession- so hilarious!
Not being able to say Tiramisu properly is tight!
How else do you pronounce 'tiramisu' ?
@@uncomfortablecat tih-ruh-muh-soo, nothing overemphasized
@@natasharoberts6468 Where did you get that 'ruh-muh' from? It's more like 'ra-me' (or however you'd write that).
@everybody It's pronounced Tea. Bra. Me. Sue. Only the second word is pronounced without the "B" and the "r" is rolled, if one is capable of doing that. Slight emphasis on "Sue".
Is it normal for people to have an entire discussion dedicated to the pronunciation of a a single word?
Something happening is tight. Do Princess Bride or The Interview. Inconceivable
Cause Kimmy you're a fiiiiiiiire work!
Aaaaas yooooooou wiiiiiiiish
Y’all should do a pitch meeting for the matrix
This is still, bar none, the best Pitch Meeting to date. I honestly don't know how it can ever be topped.
The Rifftrax commentary is great for this one..
“Aahhh!! The rented industrial fan just off camera is attacking us!”
“Now there’s a low-budget monster for you.... The Wind!”
“Yeah, the only thing scarier would be LOW HUMIDITY!”
Dang, now I might have to actually watch this movie just so I can enjoy the rifftrax.
"Do YoU lIKe hOt DOgs?"
I wish my boss would say “fair enough” or “well, ok , then” every time I say “I don’t know”.
Would make life so much easier.
3:54 sounded just like mark Wahlberg
1:58 🤣 tea-remy-sue! Love it
One of the first mistakes! One time I was traveling by train, and before my destination they shut down the train and said that because of snow they had to stop. I got off and found that the whole city was shut down. And the taxicabs were not driving. And it was 18 degrees Fahrenheit. It was a miracle I survived.
So yes they might very well shut down trains in a random spot in an emergency.
Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience.
So ur mistake was riding the train or ?
so it is standard procedure to abandon you all in the middle of nowhere
@@cavemanlovesmoke4394 I'm not sure. Maybe not checking the weather
"Pitch meeting"? More like, "High pitched meeting".
Pitch Meeting Dragonball Evolution maybe? :"D
Making fun of this "movie" should be super easy barely an inconvenience
Once we give the weebs attention this channel will die
What? Nooooo!
That movie never happened
@@TokenFlvme true
Have someone tear up your internet card.
I'm just discovering these, and I just can't get enough!
Yeah yeah yeah 4:52
Super easy 4:49
I don’t know 0:47 4:03 4:23
Tight 3:27
Oh my Lord 0:31 3:42
Well ok then 1:36 2:40 4:23
1:32 "Falling hair cameos are TIGHT!!!" - Producer Guy's Fallen Hair
"Why wouldn't that make sense? It's one of the most popular places in the world!"
"Yeah, he doesn't think it makes *any* sense."
Finding an episode you haven't seen before is tight!
Why do you say Tiramisu so strangely? It sounded almost like, "Tee Remy Sue"
Not quite as annoying as David Benioff saying Messandei ... "Miss and day".
The Happening is all about something happening until it stops happening.
"That's when you fart and try to leave the room before the smell hits?"
Guess I've outran the wind a few times
3:20
"There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees..." I can't believe how many times this week I've been able to quote this song. Rest in Peace, Neil Peart... look him up...
I know "Super easy.. barely an inconvenience" is like the quote but I love the "I don't know" so much more.. It's what I literally watch these for.
Umm guys... there is literally a tree outside my window as I'm typing this, reasoning with it seem futile but it won't "leave".
Ouch.
Bark some orders at it to leave.
Making Bark puns about trees is TIGHT!
Hey McFly!!! Make like a tree and leave..
Its as if it is rooted in its place
You guys should do a Pitch Meeting for Signs too. Your M. Night. Shyamalan content is the best. 😁
Isn't that the movie where the aliens give a kid athsma?
Yes, please, EVERY single one of his films needs to be explained like this. I wonder how many twist endings you'll Producer will be able to predict after a while.
A box of parakeets... And you were naked...
FBI? I didn't actually hurt them.
Every time he says “Well okay than” I crack up.
🤣
*Ohhhhh having two pitch meetings within the span of two days is TIGHT!*
Super easy, barely an inconvenience...
Butthole
I love the pitch meetings. I also want to see clips about The Village, Signs and Sixth Sense :)
The Village deserves this treatment more than just about any movie I can think of. Signs is actually a decent movie if you can get past the silly premise.
Yes, Please, Ryan make a pitch meeting for The Village
Producer Guy says “my parakeets MUST’VE looked over while I was changing OR SOMETHING,” like he didn’t see them see him naked, which means that either the birds left a note, or he saw his dead parakeets and thought “they must’ve seen me naked; there’s no other explanation”
“Outrunning the wind” needs to be added to the collective vernacular
"Why is Alma distant?"
She's played by Zooey Deschanel.
WEARING TIGHTS WHILE TYPING TIGHTS AND ALSO THINKING ABOUT WRITING TIGHTS AND SAYINGS TIGHTS WHILE BEING IN A TIGHT ROOM WHILE BEING IN A TIGHT SITUATION IS (tight)
Barely an inconvenience
These are GREAT!!!! Do Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!
Ricardo Junqueira he should do the Crystal Skull movie too
Very harsh train procedures!😂😂😂
When you think about it, it makes sense for a train to stop before it enters a densely populated area, if connection to other trains are lost to prevent loss of life by collision.
Or maybe the twist is the friends we made along the way.