Bird Box Pitch Meeting
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- Step into the Pitch Meeting that started the Netflix movie Bird Box! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
Somehow in the midst of all the Christmas blockbusters, Netflix’s Bird Box was one of the most popular movies of the season. Bird Box memes spread like wildfire over the Internet with people getting super creative with their Sandra Bullock style blindfolds. Despite its popularity, the movie definitely raises a few questions. Like what even is the purpose of a Bird Box? Why didn’t they move into the supermarket? What’s up with the speedy birth scene?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Bird Box! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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"so when the birds are chirping..."
"They close their eyes extra tight"
Closing your eyes extra tight is *tight!*
Op
@pryAnsh if you like horror I would say it’s pretty good
y e s i t i s
I’m your 1000th like.
He missed that pun, woopsie!
Why is there a school for the blind built in the middle of the woods only accessable by rapids?
I'm sure it's accessible another way, but the crazy people would probably spot them more often on the easier route
Them: Because
Me: *that works*
School planners: Oops
Blind people: Oopsie
Screenwriter guy: I don't know
Producer: Fair enough
It probably wasn’t so remote before, but plants must have grown around it within the five years
"They kill themselves."
"Oh, that's fatal."
"People die when they're killed"
@@ericbeilmann3649 "People also die when they kill themselves."
"No sh1t"
"You're useless, since we all can hear."
RZA - FATAL
1:11 "Bird Boxing is tight, i made a lot of money betting on that"
LMAO
Hyper Hektor favorite quote
Oh my, seeing those words made the mental connection to the joke so much better. Good god lol!!!
It ruined it when he said "cock-fighting". I was picturing actual bird boxing
@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 ...I mean... cock fighting is a well known illegal sport, so... it wasn't really gonna lead anywhere else. It's what popped into my head for the joke.
Anyone pls tell whether should i watch this movie
Swimming joke about his brother was unexpectedly dark for a sec holy moly
Hayden L I thought he was going to call his parents
Yeah he never saw him again, but he had him on speed dial.
Shoot, ain't gonna lie. They had us in the first half.
I laughed very hard 😂😂😂
Aight' who was the 666th like?
Having giant plot holes in your movie is TIGHT.
Giant plot holes is how movies are born these days.
Having small ass holes is tight!!!
Giant Holes are Tight?
ya ya ya plot hole is TIGHT!
Giant holes are tight, if you have a giant... come on, you know the punchline to this.
"How long does he go on a rampage?" "About 5 minutes. That's how long it takes to give birth, right?" "Yeah, about 5 minutes." I lost it.
The main thing wrong with The Quiet Place
This part is beyond hilarious
They really have never met a human woman!
Read this comment as they were saying this
@@abduljah9355 How come every woman you know had a baby and let you inside when giving birth?
"Of course how else would they fill up the egg section" bears such an unbelievably manic energy Im stunned
"You know how supermarkets always have live birds for sale."
"Of course how else would they fill up the egg section."
LOL
Almost spat my coffee at that line.
yeah i had one of those light chuckles that lasts for like 24 hours after that line
I’m still laughing at that line
Yes, this.
I'm literally in tears
Screen Rant should just give it's channel to Ryan.
amen
or make a video together would be dope af.
ScreenRant helps to keep Ryan's SJW tendencies in check
Y e s
😂😂😂😂
"My brother is still swimming to this day and I never saw him again"
then calls his brother to prove he didn't drown.....LMAO
“What?! No, I’m swimming”.. lmao 😂
Plot twist: That’s his brothers voicemail
@@seanfrance3182
I'm swimming, with my waterproof phone that I've had since we were young
Managed to fit a third Ryan into the sketch!
@@jasonringhofer7961 cruel
“Olympia actually made it pretty clear she wanted her daughter named after a Disney princess”
THANK YOU!! I think I could have forgiven this crappy movie if she hadn’t done a ‘Harry Potter names his kids after dead people’ on it. It’s not like Olympia wasn’t clear about it
And she could have just made Olympia her middle name. Do they even have middle names?
“That’s a felony. Looks like you’re going to jail.”
“Oh whoopsie. Dangit.”
😂
Would have been hilarious if the cops arrested the producer guy during the pitch meeting
We're going have to put him in a room for that.
Where I am from, cockfighting is a legal gambling event, as long as they're authorized by the government.
People who go to jail are in prison!
@@richardmahn7589 obvious statements are TIGHT
I’m really glad to hear the script writer’s brother is safe and sound I was getting worried for a second there
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Swimming. Swimming. Swimming. Swimming.
Is he like a professional swimmer? And how is he talking on the phone while swimming? And how has he never seen his brother since their first swimming lesson.
Because
@@mudPro-uk1eb that works
I don't know
god this series is so good lol
It’s probably the best series EVER
The Twilight one 😂😂🤣
I just found it! Hilarious
How come 847 liked this but only three commented
@@clauds87 Only three on this thread. There’s way more comments. :)
“Get that smirking SOB in here”
“Jimboooo”
Lol 😂
LOVED the reference 😂
Ayyyyyyy! 👍🏼
D line dats living rent free in my head
Screenwriter's brother has Ryan's voice.
*Ryan Cinematic universe confirmed*
This is only the beginning my friend
ryan into the ryanverse
We are in the endgame now.
The council of ryans
This isn't even his final form
the monsters can't go in doors?
nope
how come?
because!
that works.
SevIN90 SevIN90 I never really thought about that.
They're just a gush of wind. They can't even physically hurt you.
@@21minute yet they almost died running from them at the end. Why? Just walk and dont look.
there's also that time they were being pushed around in the car.
Omg my 11 year old kept saying that 🤣🤣.
I’ve lost an evening watching these and I don’t regret it
Welcome to the club.
@@roigergoololo3966 super easy barerly an inconvinience
Not lost. Gained.
Ive lost months. Git gud
This is the opposite of a problem
Honestly they could have used the cats from the cats movie as the monsters, that would probably work a lot better.
Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Me: Nope
Teacher: How come?
Me: Because
Teacher: That works
If only it worked that way
Jordan Shearer i wish
It works barely a inconvenience
Teacher: Fair enuff!*
FTFY
Whoops!
If a teacher says “how come” they shouldn’t be a teacher
"My bother is still swimming to this day, he never came back." Lol
Well, and spoiler ahead:
He still swims, he just likes swimming :D
I never saw him again***
Becoming a merman is tight.
"He's a great actor, I think about him a lot!" Love it.
"Yeah, I mean my brother is swimming 'till this day. I never saw him again"
Whoopsie! XD
"I never saw him again, but I have his cell phone number."
Swimming is *tight*
Betting on Bird Boxing is TIGHT.
@@Chris-rg6nm Whoopsy!
Felonies are super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Yeahyeahyeah
*For God's Sake*
*THE LAST AIRBENDER PITCH MEETING*
YES
I think he did that already. Not sure thoo
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout!" "Don't worry guys, I got this! Durr take that!"
This comment. ALL OF THIS COMMENT!!! @Ryan, are you listening?!?
Why?
"Of course, how else would they fill up the egg section!"
Damn that got me 👌😂👌
"I mean... he'd bang on the door all the time though."
" *oh okay that place is not an option* "
Some say that his brother is still swimming to this day
Because swimming forever is SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVINIENCE
oh really?
yea he just takes a break on land takes a piss and swims again.
And its also TIGHT
@@JordanWheeler1999 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Loved that swimming brother part... I was like "Damn, thats a bit dark, its going to be hard to come back from that", but actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Lol, late 80's early 90s, the grocery store my grandmother went to DID sell live birds. They had an entire section. Super weird.
"Did you bring John Krasinski here? Get that smirking SOB in here, Jim Bo" 😂
Birdbox is basically the happening meets a quiet place.
Buckfutter _12 no
@@albertschoise8091 yeah.
My chair, I sits nope
Meets José Saramago’s Blindness
@@albertschoise8091 Yup.
I’m binge watching Pitch Meeting🤣
Regina Philangee me too.
Same!
Ohh binge watching Pitch meetings is tight 🤣
So am I! My wife thinks it's a bad idea, but it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
That rhymes, too...
"When you look at these monsters you instantly kill yourself"
"Oh that's fatal!"
When he called his brother, I was waiting for the CEO guys phone to ring and be all "ugh my brothers calling" and silence it
"The less I know the better, when this ends up going to court" LMAO
Had me lol
"The monsters can't go indoors?"
"Nope."
"How come?"
"Because."
"That works."
Lol 🤣🤣😂 when he called his brother as well
Please do Sharknado, you guys. It would super easy, barely an inconvenience. 🦈🌪️🌪️
That is one of my fav lines 😂🤣
Funny thing when I was reading this comment they were saying the same thing
Sharknado is *_tight_*
It should u meant to say hahaha
Only had to wait one year for it to come 😂
“Okay, lets just hope the concept art doesn’t leak.” 🤣
First good laugh I've had today. "Of course...how else would they fill up the egg section?"
I love how they just casually say "Whoops!" and "Whoopsie!" after talking about some criminal activity and stuff, and it's instantly forgotten.
“Monsters can’t come inside”
“Nope “
“How Come”
“Because....”
I thought it was because they couldn't wipe their shoes on the doormat.
Cyclops Is not Better Than Wolverine
I was expecting and I don't know to that one
Well OK then
For the record wolverine is better than everyone. Not just Cyclops.
Cyclops blows major chunks
I haven't even watched the movie but I'm watching the pitch meeting because these pitch meetings are just so good
The brother swimming joke was the best thing I've heard all day
The Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience Catch phrase is TIGHT
@Brand Armstrong that's the another famous catchprase and woopsie and because
Combining two catchphrases is TIGHT
Wow.
Yeah yeah yeah!
Jay Leu I was just about to say that
The swimming part killed me :D
Me to
Ikr....3 blindfolded people, 2 are small children, falling overboard in rapids...they live? How realistic
Pretty Mommy lol the birds also live
@@lorrie9462 I know! Silly
'how come?'
'because.'
'that works!'
If only live is that easy🤣
“If they look at you, you die”
“Whoa that’s fatal”
I died from laughter 😂
Ya know I’ve heard that fatal!
The producer face at 5:34, when the screenwriter called his brother, is priceless!
"OH that's fatal!" Haha xD
That part
@@Mr.Infumus ok
Well hello mr somnium
has someone compiled all the little tidbits of side information like at 5:40 into one video yet?
I watched bird box knowing that I will watch the pitch meeting right afterwards... AND TRYING TO ENJOY IT WAS ACTUALLY AN INCONVENIENCE.
An Office pitch meeting would be TIGHT
I have become a professional critic by watching pitch meetings and cinemasins
CinemaSins is exactly what it's intended to be, nitpicky satire.
@@AddamMiller Both are comedy/satire, not really something to be taken seriously. They make valid points from time to time but it's mostly nitpicking or making fun of it.
CinemaSins has become terrible!! Half the time it feels they didnt even watch the movie (or at least werent paying full attention) as half of the "nitpicks" dont make sense if you actually paid attention.
Please for the sake of all that is holy,
Unsubscribe from them,
Then go subscribe to CinemaWINS.
They actually good quality videos filled with respect and love and proper critique
@@liamwalton4183 you are an intellectual, thank you for not being a fool like everyone else who thinks Cinemasins is still good
@@xeroxreload2099 Ditto to both you guys. Negativity is great fun, but sometimes positivity is immensly refreshing and satisfying. Not to mention people work hard on these things, even the bad ones.
i swear every "barely an inconvenience" is funnier than the last
Missed opportunity for “closing your eyes extra tight is TIGHT”
Better twist than Bird Box with the swimming brother
-The monsters can't come indoors?
-No
-How come?
-Because
-That works
Hahahaha, hilarious as usuals
What happened to all the crazy people? They just disappeared🤪
“Get that smirkin’ SOB in here... Jimbo!” 😂
2:23 “You know how supermarkets always have live birds for sale?”
“Of course! How else would they fill up the ‘Eggs’ section?”
Priceless.
You know what, I'm kinda over horror movies where the monsters go largely unexplained. It was fun for a while but I kinda enjoyed the old horror movies where there was always some kind of explanation for them. Even if it was just "laboratory accident" or something lame like that. You don't have to go full Prometheus and overexplain the monsters to the point where nobody knows what's going on, but I like at least a little bit of an origin.
I agree with you 100%. It seems very lazy like a "choose your own adventure book", but its a "choose your own movie monster" movie. My girlfriend said she thought the monsters in this movie were giant flying mirrors, and when you looked at them, you saw a reflection of your innermost fear. Ridiculous.
Agreed!!!
And the ones that usually do it, just use exposition like having the camera focus on a lab report for 10 minutes
alot of current horror movies explain their monsters, you just watch the wrong ones.
tuschman168 what about it
You should do THE OFFICE pitch meeting
M Grefig beets are *tight.*
That's what she said
Yes they should
IDENTITYTHEFTISNOTAJOKEJIM!
Omar Karim RYAN STARTES THE FIRE!! 🔥
Producer: Do you think it will be hard to name our child characters?
Pitch Guy: Nah, it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience. We'll just name them boy and girl.
Producer: But won't that get confusing?
Pitch Guy: i DoNt KnOw
Producer: Fair Enough
0:58 Greatest plot twist of all time
What if Pitch mans brother nearly drowned but survived, got separated and went on to become a producer guy?
Woah
Then who was he talking to on the phone?
Every Netflix pitch movie should just be,
"I have a script for you Mr Netflix man."
"Sure your greenlit"
*you're
Ceo: So the monster can't go inside?
Pitcher: No
Ceo: Why?
Pitcher: Because
Ceo: Fair enough
when the scene writer guy call his brother, i'm dead. super funny barely an inconvenience
So I haven’t watched Bird Box, my wife did, it seemed silly, the pitch explains it the same way she did (except she was talking like it was good)
I mean it's pretty super easy barely an inconvenience, she's into bird boxes...
apparently.
It is good just the ending is kinda bland
I mean it's not bad, but not great either.
The first time I watched it, I was very engrossed in it. After the movie ended I sat back and told my friend that it was really nice to see a good movie again for the first time. I thought the movie was very well done.
It’s really scary good.
A box full of birds is tight
In british slang, a bird's box is tight
Don't you have to starve a nation all great leader
Watching Pitch Meetings for movies I haven't seen is TIGHT!!!
"crazy people can't go crazy, they're already crazy."
"I feel like using people with mental health issues as bad guys in the movie might be a little problematic and insensitive."
"Oh no it's okay. One of my best friends has mental health issues and he says I can make these kinda jokes."
"That's definitely not how that works."
"Oh whoops."
"Whoopsie."
Indeed. 😶
Jr Smith was the first to do the bird box challenge in the finals.
He actually created the challenge in fact
And also the all the NBA refs have recently been doing the challenge as well
Lmao Jr created the challenge
Angel Acevedo they made a movie after him
The call to his brother got me. "What? No, I'm swimming."
"the less I know is better when this goes to court" 🤣🤣🤣
5:15 Thought this joke was gonna go a super predictable direction once he brought up his brother and him, but I'm really impressed by the turn it took. Maybe it's just because I wasn't expecting it to be *that* good, but I honestly didn't see that joke coming and it gave me a genuine chuckle. Thank you, Ryan. :)
Naming kids 'boy' and 'girl' is tight.
"The less i know the better when this ends up going to court."
So underrated.😅🤣
My brother's still swimming to this day, this broke me lmao
Additional plot holes:
-Why do the monsters even want to kill people?
-Why don't the monsters just lift off people's blindfolds?
Not completely sure, just some suggestions.
- The 'monsters' are taking souls. As explained by Charlie.
- They arent physical. Either shadows or just all in the peoples head
Neither of those are plot holes. They’re questions.
@@lorrie9462 i felt like they arent physical because they only people who has 'seen' them are dead or insane. Also they appear to everyone differently..It just made it seem like it was in their head.
But i aslo mentiomed shadows.. Because as theyre going through the trees we can physically see them coming but not see them. We can also see a small shadow on the ground a few times.
@@kaimarie6391 There seems to be some kind of physicality to them because the wind kicks up when they are there and leaves and such blow around. If nothing else they are in some way air like. I don't think they would have the kind of strength to rip of a blindfold, tho.
I'm not sure if they are taking would but they are in some way sending the most unhappy thoughts a person can have to their minds which then causes them to rather kill themselves than continue to think them. It almost seems like more of an extra dimensional possession or something.
I’m gonna guess that the monsters don’t have the dexterity to pull the blindfolds off, considering they only ever appear as shadows and leaves.
"How else would they fill up the egg section?" That made me laugh
You almost made me cry when i thought his brother drowned.
LMAO That concerned look he gives at 5:33 is still bringing me back to this video.
Bird Box Monster : It's gonna be pretty hard to make them take off their blindfold
Ryan : Actually super easy barely an inconvenience I'll just make a Bird Box pitch meeting
Scarlet Boney Haha The Jokes
"The less I know the better when this ends up going court" 😂
That swimming thing was so clever
Seeing this pitch for the 20th time I just now realize the Birdbox is pretty smart in the boat situation cause the person who has to navigate would know when to put their blindfold back on. The birds would make noise if the monsters were close so why didnt they just do that?
Oh I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that!
I'm sorry about your brother 🤣 Oh wait...
These are getting funnier and increasingly clever. I lol'd at the "that's where the eggs come from" line. Very well done!
"of course how else could they fill op the egg section"
imm done for
Each one of these is a teeny, perfect gem.
You Should do a Bandersnatch Pitch Meeting! and you could make it a 'choose your own adventure' video, like at the beginning you could decide if you even want to pitch at all.
Yeahyeahyeah! Choose your own adventure thingies are *tight*!
I actually laughed so much at the birds in a supermarket line that I laughed for te entirety of this clip and actually rewind, oh wow this amazing
Lilian Meyer I laughed a ton at that too. So good!
5:05... this specific segment right here was hilarious af
2:51 Closing eyes extra-tight is tight!
5:20-explains the “rough childhood” line in the infinity war pitch...
1:03 subverting my expectations is TIGHT!
This might be the Dark Knight of pitch meetings - every line is a 100% gem
You know Pitch Meetings has got you when the first thing you do as soon as you finish a movie is head on over to check whether Ryan has done a Pitch Meeting on it!
I usually watch the pitch meeting to determine whether it's worth watching the movie in the first place :P
I always watch the pitch meeting first. Very often I don’t watch the movie after that.
Waiting for “barely an inconvenience”. Love that line. Keep making these. You are spot on!