Ultimate X-Men Pitch Meeting Compilation

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  • @SawyerSullivan95
    @SawyerSullivan95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    "stretching things out is tight"
    What a fantastic display of wordplay. Use of language and tone of delivery here is high level creative

    • @brianstearns3692
      @brianstearns3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now that we watch it again, it kind of seems like it has to be the original quote that has spun off into most anything being tight.

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally its here. YES
      th-cam.com/video/GTHlCk7fEOY/w-d-xo.html

    • @berencoppin8995
      @berencoppin8995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was laughing about this one for a good while

    • @Samsstuff10
      @Samsstuff10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its called good comedy XD

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Samsstuff10 oh Jean Grey is tight!!!

  • @WebbanationX
    @WebbanationX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    "He's just dead and nobody cares and I'm a big boy"
    Why does that hit on so many levels?

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bc that movie was the first real superhero disappoinment for 80s kids. Shame shame shaaaammmmeeee

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      bro, cyclops is one of the best x-men ever and they wasted him so much. F

    • @thefilmrookie3099
      @thefilmrookie3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@The_Infamous_Boogyman there was also Spider-Man 3, Batman forever, superman 3,4,5 and Batman and Robin were all done before this.

    • @ayyyy.
      @ayyyy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Personally i enjoyed spider-man 3. I don’t know why as i can see why it’s really a bad film but it has so much charm in my opinion.

    • @Docta_Tma
      @Docta_Tma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ProjektTaku F? Is that a character or something? It makes no sense in your comment bro! 😄

  • @RD-rm6qm
    @RD-rm6qm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4422

    “I’m a big boy and this is a serious movie” you’re a treasure Ryan thanks for all the laughs

    • @welfarebread4858
      @welfarebread4858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sports

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "He's just dead, and nobody cares, and I'm a _big boy!"_

    • @matematicaspanish8301
      @matematicaspanish8301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      - I'm starting to miss Mystique.
      - She's gone!

    • @putomkor1830
      @putomkor1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      George R R Martin? He is a big boy and likes killing off major characters.

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @roseofoulesfame
    @roseofoulesfame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    "Is this a cheap wedding ... because that metaphor is thinly veiled" - perfection

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      That hurt my feelings.
      Fantastic.

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@MustertheBrohirrim FANTASTIC!

    • @fishyboisinc.6423
      @fishyboisinc.6423 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@DSPHistoricalSociety say that again?

    • @Hellslayer_Edits
      @Hellslayer_Edits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fishyboisinc.6423FANTASTIC 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @bookwyrm247
    @bookwyrm247 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I loved the joke about the clothing. 😂 “His shirt disintegrates as he walks toward her, but his pants are fine.” Best description of all superhero clothing incidents, really.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aquaman takes his shirt off for no reason when done talking to Bruce too lol. I'm like" why though? and don't say to reduce drag cuz he still got his pants on!"
      Feminists would have you believe that's for the benefit of the straight male audience, because they'll never admit any women anywhere has lustful thoughts.

    • @deserthare1
      @deserthare1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To be fair do you want to see hulk's... ...hulk flopping around after he transforms and fights?

    • @Diffussy
      @Diffussy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@deserthare1 yes

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@deserthare1He's a Gorilla of biblical proportions.

    • @Kyozou10no
      @Kyozou10no 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@deserthare1 That would be fucking rrraw

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    "Isn't a wolverine like a wolf or something?"
    Funny, that's what Jackman thought when he was auditioning.

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow, somebody liked this comment *immediately*.

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think that’s what they were going for…….it’s ok though,in the grand scheme of things we’re like maybe half of 1% or the people in the world who knows that so take 100% of this 👍 my friend

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *of..🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Working sucks!

    • @erasedexistence4161
      @erasedexistence4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelblaine6494 unnecessary

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

    Watching the whole Pitch Meeting compilation in one sitting is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @JohnNoirSmith
      @JohnNoirSmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It has legit not been out for as long of a time as the video itself is yet

    • @Pluto624
      @Pluto624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's also tight!

    • @hassanraza6477
      @hassanraza6477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh really

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow-wow-wow-wow...wow.

    • @lilmilontiktok
      @lilmilontiktok 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liar

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    "His skin goes 'blblblbl' and then he dies offscreen or something, I don't know."
    Flawless description of Cyclop's death.

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Made sense to me 😂

    • @Vegoata
      @Vegoata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s what we’re going with

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Oh dang it!

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just realized listening to recaps of all these movies that I kinda hated X-men a lot. And everything decently funny and entertaining happened in Apocalypse or maybe the first movie. I'm going to go ahead and drop Logan in the shit bucket (as it's a completely noncanon off-shoot graphic novel having nothing to do with X-men) along with the first two seasons of Picard with a plaque on it reading "What the fuck is wrong with Patrick Stewart?"
      Remember when he used to be awesome? Then he started playing old weak as fuck guy, the character. And apparently he's a Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferer so that apparently explains and excuses all the bad writing he contributed to. Honestly, when you get your wish of seeing the real life actor that was born to play Professor X actually play that character... turns out his career keeps going for a long time and you find out he's just a fucking liberal pussy cuckold. Now that Terry gave us Picard Season 3 (ie Star Trek: The End Forever), I think it's safe to let him die now whatever god or lack of god is keeping him alive way way too long.

  • @Air-ts7cu
    @Air-ts7cu ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Magneto trying and failing to stop the assassination of JFK, who is also a mutant, is the best pitch for an X-Men movie I've ever heard.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It gets even funnier when you realize that another marvel movie says that the Winter Soldier carried out the JFK assassination, meaning that Magneto lost to a dude with a whole arm made of metal (yes I know they’re not in the same timeline but it’s still funny)

    • @aidanderson53X
      @aidanderson53X 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@geekgirl_luv4262this is great headcannon.

    • @rogueparadox5447
      @rogueparadox5447 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      It's even funnier when you realize it's the only time in X-Men history that Magneto fails to stop a bullet.

  • @cubsandculturemitch4250
    @cubsandculturemitch4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    I will never understand why "it croaks" wasn't the completion of "you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?"

    • @dashinhayes
      @dashinhayes ปีที่แล้ว

      Either that or just not say anything and just zap the shit outtem

    • @dapeach06
      @dapeach06 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      That's how the joke is supposed to end, but Joss Whedon wanted to show that he was a big boy and subvert expectations, so he ruined the joke

    • @allenstanley3418
      @allenstanley3418 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I don't really get the hate for the line, I found it amusing.

    • @LostSoulNexus
      @LostSoulNexus ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Storm's Dad jokes

    • @han090
      @han090 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Originally, the script had Toad asking "you know what happens when..." about several of his toad related powers throughout the movie. All that ended up being cut, so now the line has no context.

  • @victortisme
    @victortisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3536

    Keeping the timeline coherent is super hard, a major inconvenience!

    • @MusicayMas.
      @MusicayMas. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @random-jn8ec
      @random-jn8ec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not tight

    • @itsyaboi9503
      @itsyaboi9503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh! My god!

    • @Slade_Chill
      @Slade_Chill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@MusicayMas. wow wow wow wooow

    • @imdonglkr8131
      @imdonglkr8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yea yea yea!!

  • @RaReVapory
    @RaReVapory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Seeing it all in a row really shows how crazy they got with the X-men movies trying to keep it on the rails

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      They were trying to keep it on the rails?!

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Cancun771 supposedly 😂

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Cancun771 people always turn to time travel to fix their continuity issues but it literally never works 😂

    • @joaquinmuniz3055
      @joaquinmuniz3055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Pandemia616 to be fair days of future past undid last stand and they could've left it at that but they just had to keep going

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joaquinmuniz3055 days of future past altered future timeline looked perfect to me and I would've been happy with it left at that.

  • @keithdavison2960
    @keithdavison2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Would love to see a pitch meeting for the boys

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm sure he's cooking something up on that

    • @Panurus_biarmicus
      @Panurus_biarmicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All the pitch meetings are for the boys
      ...

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Panurus_biarmicus I see what you're trying to do here
      He should have said pitch meeting about the boys
      Sillygoof

    • @99baji99
      @99baji99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A Boys Pitch Meeting would be super tight, barely get off my back about it!

    • @LivingGuy484
      @LivingGuy484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean, he liked this comment
      So..... There's hope!

  • @troylambert1601
    @troylambert1601 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    the fact that magneto did not care what powers the Senator got adds a whole new layer of depth to this rendition of magneto. never would have noticed that without ryan george. accidently uncovering unintended character development is tight.

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Apparently, there are classes of mutants. His machine might have been set to be more likely to turn him into a class 1 or 2 mutant

    • @Fenglang1
      @Fenglang1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@officialmonarchmusicwow that would be even more telling. Magneto wants to turn everyone into "brothers" but only as long as they are not equal to him. X-Men: Animal Farm 😂

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ⁠@@Fenglang1Lol I never thought of that. What I meant was that the class probably depends on the degree of mutation. So a machine probably wouldn’t be able to turn people into mutants of that degree. And even if he did set it that way, he may have only set it for Kelly. Especially if he wanted to make sure he survived. He probably went as high power as he could with Rogue and NY

    • @MustertheBrohirrim
      @MustertheBrohirrim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stretching things out is tight.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tbf, I could see magneto being fine with that outcome. Either way mutants win

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    “Flashing your eyes yellow when nobody is looking IS super evil.”
    Gotta love how Producer Guy is always a yes-man, even if it’s super silly

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kind of reminds me of the judge in Phoenix Wright whenever the prosecution says anything.

  • @Kern_ing
    @Kern_ing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Rewatching pitch meetings I’ve already seen is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @jerk1921
      @jerk1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh, re-watching old pitch meetings is TIGHT!

    • @bman8366
      @bman8366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow wow wow... wow!

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally its here. YES
      th-cam.com/video/GTHlCk7fEOY/w-d-xo.html

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ronaldo-eu1nz I'm gonna need you to get AAAALLLL the way off my back with self promotion on a video

    • @DylanKelleyVA
      @DylanKelleyVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh really?

  • @ttthecat
    @ttthecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "He's just dead and nobody cares and I'm a big boy!" I actually spit my drink out at that line!!!🙌🙌 well done!

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Spat. The past tense of spit is spat. Hearing Americans get that wrong never gets less jarring...

    • @Urwrngshtup5791
      @Urwrngshtup5791 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@Matt_Alaric shut up.

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Urwrngshtup5791 Make me 😂

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Urwrngshtup5791 Make me

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Magneto walking free after committing atrocities is kind of the running thread through these movies.

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I look forward to Dr. Doom being the same sort of unaccountable when he shows up ^_^

    • @melgibsonero
      @melgibsonero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only thing that's consistent between movies

    • @samferguson2991
      @samferguson2991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Nortarachanges doesn't doctor doom get away with it cause he's literally in charge of a country, and also because he tends to use robotic stand in half the time?

    • @apeehimalayachand4869
      @apeehimalayachand4869 ปีที่แล้ว

      well he was jailed for trying saving JFK tough

    • @gingerkatherina
      @gingerkatherina ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's because his boyfriend (Xavier) would never dare to harm him

  • @guacca
    @guacca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Oh I didn't realize this was a cheap wedding [...] Cause that metaphor is thinly veiled"
    GOLD.

  • @joescomics7652
    @joescomics7652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I just watched 48 minutes of two guys talking to each other about poor choices in screen writing,
    And I LOVED it!!!!

  • @Onion_Smoothie
    @Onion_Smoothie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "Does Mystique get her powers back eventually?"
    "Nah, she's done."
    ...
    "Aww, I already miss Mystique."
    "She's DONE!"
    🤣

    • @PhaTs00p
      @PhaTs00p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shes DONE! .... :)

    • @jarrodskufcagaming5203
      @jarrodskufcagaming5203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PhaTs00p SHE'S DONE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @_Pickle_Cat_
      @_Pickle_Cat_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a bit odd that you replaced the context with an ellipsis. BTW, you’re at 400 likes.

    • @_thechosen
      @_thechosen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jarrodskufcagaming5203 He knows. She knows. I know. Everyone knows.

    • @jarrodskufcagaming5203
      @jarrodskufcagaming5203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_thechosen lol

  • @ThisICommand666
    @ThisICommand666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Me: "Is this Ultimate X-Men Pitch Meeting missing X-Men: Dark Phoenix?"
    Screenwriter Guy: "Maybe it is, maybe it isn't--either way I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off my back about it."

    • @bhmayhem
      @bhmayhem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Screenwriter Guy: "It doesn't have X-Men in the name"
      Producer guy: "But you included Logan?"
      Screenwriter Guy: "Ignoring movies are super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @DumbDrum
      @DumbDrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Heyshutup

    • @_thechosen
      @_thechosen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hollywood has been getting us all the way of its back for a while now.

    • @idraigirtm
      @idraigirtm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ignoring the existence of X-Men Dark Phoenix is tight!

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      10:07 Isn't this covered in the third pitch?

  • @jordancasti11o
    @jordancasti11o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Watching 48 minutes of Pitch Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Fun fact for language enthusiasts: Even though a wolverine is not a canine but part of the Mustelidae family that also includes badgers, weasels and otters among others, the name wolverine derives from the word wolvering, which is a diminutive of wolver, which does indeed mean "savage animal or man who behaves like a wolf", ultimately stemming from the name wolf. The more you know. 😁👍

    • @mackenzieharty3833
      @mackenzieharty3833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Genuinely like this comment ❤🎉

    • @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478
      @jacksonschanneljohannsen6478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Get off my back! XD

    • @jorgedeanoperez2997
      @jorgedeanoperez2997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then the Spanish name for him can finally be forgiven

    • @MrBjh00420
      @MrBjh00420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Awesome info I love learning new things

    • @bollockjohnson6156
      @bollockjohnson6156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is foolish and untrue. Meet me irl I'll teach you the consequences of lying on TH-cam. Imma finna teach yo bish azz about lyin, ya feel me?

  • @sloppyphart7879
    @sloppyphart7879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I'm so glad I found this channel. It's basically what CinemaSins wishes they were and should've been. A hilarious critique on popular films with jokes that are actually funny and well-delivered.

    • @petermgruhn
      @petermgruhn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The first few times.

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@petermgruhn I mean say what you will, but I've seen most pitch meetings and still love them.

    • @mmcmullen8543
      @mmcmullen8543 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@JerryMcB3rry the worse the movie is the better the video will be

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mmcmullen8543 I mean not necessarily. There are several movies that I would call very good that I thought the pitch meetings for were hysterical.

    • @frankthepug9242
      @frankthepug9242 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cinemasins isn't bad to me by any means, but this channel is also amazing and I'm glad I found it.

  • @LeoJay
    @LeoJay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "we are going to do things a little bit differently"
    "uh oh"

    • @gfmol845
      @gfmol845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The current fan´s reaction every time a studio makes the same announcement.

  • @AndThenShwarmaAfter
    @AndThenShwarmaAfter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    - "So then storm brings him home!"
    - "Ooooh?!"
    - "Not like that..."
    - "Oh..."
    i love this freaking dude lol

  • @_Pikalika_
    @_Pikalika_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I just noticed how the older movies were "Magneto thinks Mutants are superior to humans so he wants to get rid of them" and in the newer movies it was "Magneto knows how humans react to other groups of people they don't understand and pin their problems on so he wants to get rid of them before it's too late, again"

    • @hoaithunguyen4473
      @hoaithunguyen4473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Because he started out as just a bad guy and turn into a "good guy with a screwed up past so he did terrible thing but he's totally relatable and still good"

    • @NobodyInTheVoid
      @NobodyInTheVoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's the same thing but with extra steps

    • @markamadeojohnson
      @markamadeojohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@hoaithunguyen4473 I think it would be more accurate to say he started out as an old guy and turned into a hot guy so we must make him a redeemable anti-villain so people can not feel bad sexually objectifying him.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Both sentiments have always been a part of Magneto’s character and are present in both the new and old movies, but the new movies focus more on the latter because he is more of a focus in those movies, so he has a lot more character development and they flesh out his ideology a lot more.

  • @Flaris
    @Flaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Watching this makes me appreciate how he's only gotten better at this with time. Not that the early ones were bad, but they do feel like the comedic timing has gotten stronger.

  • @PaulRizzo
    @PaulRizzo ปีที่แล้ว +56

    As much as EVERYTHING Ryan does cracks me up, my favourite line after saying something terrible then being questioned by the producer is, “I’m a good writer.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    To me Pitch Meeting has become the official prequel to every movie.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Even if Nightcrawler transported in to save the child, he wouldn't have been able to use his powers to exit once he was next to the kid.

    • @TheAviari
      @TheAviari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      exactly!

    • @MatataMcCleskey
      @MatataMcCleskey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      WHOOPSIE

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So what? There are likes 100 plot holes beside that

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right

    • @p.a.681
      @p.a.681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@bait5257 So what? Civil Villain never claimed that there were no other plot holes in the movie.

  • @snazzydrew
    @snazzydrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "is this like a prequel or a reboot"
    "yes"
    LMAO

  • @Bruhtatochip742
    @Bruhtatochip742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    34:41 I love it when "sir" has lapses of sarcasm and just directly states when something's terrible.

  • @davidgoulding1386
    @davidgoulding1386 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I found this channel three days ago and it has constantly been going on since then.
    Thank you for the wonderful work!

  • @0promo
    @0promo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "You'll be executed." The delivery of that line is perfect. Movie law is no joke!

    • @ryebread447
      @ryebread447 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So good! And highlights the stupidity of the film law

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    This Pitch Meeting has everything an X-men fan could ask for.
    The only thing missing is a Pitch Meeting for the animated series.

    • @MrJoshcc600
      @MrJoshcc600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Witch one though.. og 90s one is good until s3 when they fire all the animators and writers and its suddenly hot poo

    • @JohnVaz52
      @JohnVaz52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrJoshcc600 exactly what he can address😅

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This Pitch Meeting is actually missing something he forgot to mention how they left out one of the main/best characters Gambit and completely changed the ages of Rogue, Pyro and Iceman. But I totally agree he should make one for the original animated series. I think there are some other versions too like X-Men Evolution that would be pretty easy to pick apart as well.

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrJoshcc600 That was the final season (5)

    • @anthonyparker2674
      @anthonyparker2674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No Deadpool?

  • @nori7249
    @nori7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Attractive ghosts are tight"
    "Y e a h"
    How do you throw that so casually

  • @frankthepug9242
    @frankthepug9242 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The origin story for why Wolverine's claws look so bad in X-Men Origins is incredible and actually makes sense given how terrible they look. Keep up the good work!

  • @Valineris_The_Phoenix
    @Valineris_The_Phoenix ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Canada basically has a force field around it and nothing bad can come in" - nobody can convince me that Ryan Reynolds didn't write this line. 😂

    • @mjaynetz
      @mjaynetz ปีที่แล้ว

      Ppp00pp0p0

  • @thehoerscorral8565
    @thehoerscorral8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "It's gonna be like I failed physics class" "That's probably gonna make it better" This never fails to make me laugh, thanks for all the hilarious videos both here and on your personal channel Ryan. 👍👍👍

  • @petrowegynyolc7108
    @petrowegynyolc7108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Hearing Ryan's less measured, faster delivery really sounds like watching old PMs on x1.25.

    • @AEUDKIPLD
      @AEUDKIPLD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Done it, really nice trick

  • @N13J
    @N13J 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Just in time. I’m about to go to sleep and I usually sleep while listening to Ryan asmr. Another extended Ryan Ultimate is tight!

    • @spideykong777
      @spideykong777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ryan asmr is something i need expeditiously

    • @Pluto624
      @Pluto624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait, you go to sleep listening to Ryan George too? Neat.

    • @mr_lagerkvist
      @mr_lagerkvist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pluto624 me too!

    • @Pluto624
      @Pluto624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mr_lagerkvist oh, going to sleep listening to Ryan George is tight! Some people may think it's hard to enjoy it everytime, but it's super easy, barely an inconvenience as well!

    • @mr_lagerkvist
      @mr_lagerkvist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pluto624 yeah yeah yeah

  • @michaelfreedman1006
    @michaelfreedman1006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like the way you take my favourite movies, point out all the continuity problems and destroy my youth.... Love it. Keep up the good work.

    • @_ee75
      @_ee75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can still love illogical movies bruh :D

  • @justinchristian3374
    @justinchristian3374 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks Ryan, I’m just re-visiting the classics….bro, you just cheered up the end of a crappy day!…your vids never get old, even after a year….even when I know the jokes are coming!😂😂

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Legends say that they never made another X-men movie after Logan, for it was the perfect send off to the franchise's two most famous characters, and it's most beloved movie.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Logan was such hot garbage that they just didn't want to bother any more
      Seriously, Logan sucked major ass

    • @DreamingDarlin
      @DreamingDarlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's not hold our breath though.

  • @victorwallsiii1674
    @victorwallsiii1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Every time Ryan says “I don’t knowww” it’s pure gold

  • @avenger919
    @avenger919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love these long compilation videos. I have a hard time falling asleep so I just put one of these on and listen to it as I fall asleep.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samesies!

    • @vegasbeebi
      @vegasbeebi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here

    • @Daemonzword
      @Daemonzword 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Falling asleep while watching pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @kraigpearlman3283
    @kraigpearlman3283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Thanks so much, large grey shape!" LOL has me dying!

  • @afcansf5996
    @afcansf5996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A crazy shouted it at me on the subway. Oh ok; as long there is a source" ROFL, that one really cracked me up.

  • @MrCrisisZ
    @MrCrisisZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Amazing how over time and experiences Ryan's delivery has evolved and became on point where his jokes are still the same, but they hit so much harder now. It's like watching an amateur vs a pro with the new videos lol. Almost hard to watch the old videos

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tighting up your delivery is Tight

    • @ClassyCorgi
      @ClassyCorgi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SnoopyReadsWow wow wow wow…
      Wow.

    • @headlessspaceman5681
      @headlessspaceman5681 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not hard to watch the old videos, in fact it's barely an inconvenience with autoplay.

  • @Gamerguy-ud1zo
    @Gamerguy-ud1zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Interesting fact about that storm quote before she kills toad. Originally that was actually something toad said throughout the movie, but was cut for reasons so her saying it at that moment was actually supposed to be her mocking toad before he died.

    • @schmucknorris2672
      @schmucknorris2672 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which of those lines would toad have "said throughout the movie"?

    • @Gamerguy-ud1zo
      @Gamerguy-ud1zo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@schmucknorris2672 not exactly sure right now, supposedly it was a series of rhetorical questions he would use to taunt his opponent in earlier cuts.

    • @officialmonarchmusic
      @officialmonarchmusic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@schmucknorris2672 Toad would've jokingly (and arrogantly) said "You know what happens when a toad does __?" "____ happens" throughout the movie, and Storm would have been throwing it back in his face

  • @robreynolds721
    @robreynolds721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Stretching things out is tight!” Had me dying 😂

  • @ndouellette
    @ndouellette 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Solid burn on my writing abilities, because that one hurt my feelings"
    I felt that for him

  • @kimichan5
    @kimichan5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “This movie is gonna take place in the past.”
    “Oh so it a prequel or a reboot?”
    “Yes.”
    Nailed it! 😂

  • @xse345
    @xse345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    " Stretching things out is TIGHT ! " - Ryan

  • @grandmasterace4785
    @grandmasterace4785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The wink at 28:36.... That's a call back to the 100th episode of Pitch Meeting where Screenwriter guy promised never to wear pants while filming.

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You certainly know your lore!

    • @gfmol845
      @gfmol845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thebatman4279 Knowing your lore is TIGHT!

    • @drsanjayprajapati1583
      @drsanjayprajapati1583 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah yeah yeah yeah​@@gfmol845

  • @theonlybigmorg
    @theonlybigmorg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    pitch meetings that come 4 days earlier than expected are tight!

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A new one should still be up on Thursday

    • @richtaylor4780
      @richtaylor4780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Getting it out that early must have been really difficult?

    • @petesancer9317
      @petesancer9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@richtaylor4780 super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @boyankovachev7982
      @boyankovachev7982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just a compilation, mate

    • @petesancer9317
      @petesancer9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boyankovachev7982 compilations are tight!

  • @jamesfromthecomputer
    @jamesfromthecomputer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “So you have an X-men prequel reboot sequel script for me” lmao Ryan is a better writer than everyone who wrote all the X-men movies combined

  • @gudska10
    @gudska10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    To be fair, storm's line about lightning, was supposed to play off toad's repeated lines about what happens to a toad, that were cut off in later production.

    • @kjgoebel7098
      @kjgoebel7098 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh wow, two decades later that suddenly makes more sense.

    • @jasonduvall5467
      @jasonduvall5467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darth maul. Vs Catwoman

  • @aripocki
    @aripocki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "The hero's mind is off trying to complete a task while his body is being attacked by Sentinels = Matrix" is so surprisingly funny

  • @blythepineda9929
    @blythepineda9929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "My concept of reality is shattered and I don't know what's real any more" got me. 😂

  • @mamacito1795
    @mamacito1795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mind blown...storm had an accent in the first movie!?!?! I have literally never noticed.

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She intermittently did, yes

    • @mamacito1795
      @mamacito1795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffallen55 what accent was it supposed to be?

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mamacito1795 Kenya in Africa which is where she’s from. They don’t even say her real name Ororo until the third film. These movies did not give a fuck about characters not named Wolverine, Professor X and Magneto.

    • @mamacito1795
      @mamacito1795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@li-limandragon9287 aaah I do remember that being in the comic books, had no idea they tried it in the film!!

  • @kiillabytez
    @kiillabytez 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:01 I never noticed before, but Cyclops and Storm hold hands in this scene for some reason!

  • @T1J
    @T1J 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i honestly like the idea that they made days of future past just to be like "shh dont worry about the timelines we're just having fun here"

  • @JimmmyRaynor
    @JimmmyRaynor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    oh God he's doing the full series! this is going to be way more entertaining than the movies

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EEEEEEEE false.

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No dark Phoenix. No new mutants. No Deadpool.

    • @JimmmyRaynor
      @JimmmyRaynor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erikhermansen3431 yeah Disney is better off knowing nothing about this

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erikhermansen3431 I wish this was the truth in reality, not just of remakes. If they would not have made those movies, X-Men as a genre may not have been ruined to this day.

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mgtowdadTH-camSucksCoxks Deadpool?

  • @awesomeperson531
    @awesomeperson531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Watching Pitch Meetings I've already watched separately and watching it again in a compilation is tight

  • @PurooRoy
    @PurooRoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The Producer Guy doesn't know what X-Men is, but he knows Dark Phoenix is a fan favourite comic series.

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He read every X-man comic in between movie pitches

  • @MarcusHCrawford
    @MarcusHCrawford 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love these so much.
    “Barely an inconvenience” is the best catchphrase ever.

  • @javi8499
    @javi8499 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is my way of rewatching the X-men movies before Deadpool and Wolverine

  • @adilsongoliveira
    @adilsongoliveira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Sundried tomato that does crossfit" That was freaking hilarious :D

  • @royalalchemist6939
    @royalalchemist6939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    also to add to ryan point about quicksilver, Why does music play at a normal speed when he's using superspeed. It's not like the music speeds up when he's running faster then bullets.

    • @MrJoshcc600
      @MrJoshcc600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That actually only makes sense because they made a punt here was listening to the Walkman, without that it could just be movie music for the audience

    • @costarich8029
      @costarich8029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe it's recorded at 20Mhz instead of 20Khz on his magic tape player.

    • @ericawillis.
      @ericawillis. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just assumed he has it playback faster

  • @hrizonsdebbie
    @hrizonsdebbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Ever notice that Ryan's characters have way more backstory and development than pretty much every character in every movie?

  • @Zaemoncho
    @Zaemoncho ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the best channels ever. I knew you were the right guy for the job.

  • @mixedmarcusarts
    @mixedmarcusarts ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The ”working sucks!” Line gets me every time

  • @oborze
    @oborze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Rewatching pitch meetings is tight!

  • @neomoscoso10
    @neomoscoso10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Compilations are super easy and tight!

  • @Synfuls
    @Synfuls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Seen them all but I'll rewatch them in a supercut. Why not? Sitting for extended cuts is tight.

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Also, the way that Magneto catches the jet would have been far, Far, FAR more deadly to its occupants than if it had hit the ground and then glided/ tumbled to a halt. Stopping it abruptly like that would have caused everyone on the jet to end up as a smear of pinkish-red ooze on the inside walls of the jet.

    • @Matt_Alaric
      @Matt_Alaric 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No a head on crash into the ground would have been absolutely lethal for everyone involved, Magneto catching it would at worst have involved similar deceleration but without any of the blunt trauma, punctures, burning, gas, etc, that would have accompanied a nosedive into the earth.

  • @blanchequizno7306
    @blanchequizno7306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't get enough of these Pitch Meetings - I think I may be addicted... Is there a 12 step group for Pitch Meetings addiction??

    • @151monka
      @151monka ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steps 1-12: Watch all the Pitch Meetings

  • @bySterling
    @bySterling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “That one hurt my feelings” “Fantastic!” 😂

  • @benjaminelliott6361
    @benjaminelliott6361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "How will we include the Dark Phoenix Pitch?" "It's super easy, barely an inconvenience. We won't." (Yellow flash from Pitch Guy's eyes.)

  • @Wardog01Actual
    @Wardog01Actual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ryan George is a MONSTER! Pitch Meetings is one of the best things to happen to the Internet!

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omg that first X-Men video is one of the best I’ve ever seen in the 100+ I’ve watched from you.
    Editing this, because the second video is just as good.
    Have to edit again, based on him falling asleep in the 4th video. This guy is funnier than most comedians I’ve seen.

  • @BradyWalsh666
    @BradyWalsh666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've watched all of the pitch meeting compilations, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @VagusDoc
    @VagusDoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:15 -
    “That’s right but we’re going to do it a little differently.”
    “Uh oh!”
    Fell out of my chair

  • @acowan7
    @acowan7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Leaving out both Deadpools, Dark Phoenix, and New Mutants is tight

    • @Giondi
      @Giondi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair, leaving out Dark Phoenix probably would have been a good idea for the movies to do.

    • @vauni98
      @vauni98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's settled then: the X-Men series officially ended with Logan.
      As it should be.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Giondi Dark Phoenix sucked so hard it retroactively made Last Stand look good. I wish the X-Men cast had gotten the same as care and love as the Avengers and Spider-Man.

    • @FirstnameLastname-yc2mt
      @FirstnameLastname-yc2mt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@li-limandragon9287 new mutants was even worse ...

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@li-limandragon9287 oh Fox studios' desperate attempt to keep the X-Men and Fantastic Four from going to marvel is tight !!!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Oh, creating convoluted timelines and retconning character arcs is TIGHT!"

  • @influence4200
    @influence4200 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Stretching things out is tight" hahaha😂 those type are some of my favorite lines

  • @Baysidemom2
    @Baysidemom2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    please Ryan, I'm BEGGING you, do Pitch Meetings for the Night at the Museum trilogy. you would kill it. I've requested it so many times 😂

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know I forgot about the Wolverine War stuff, but now I am reminded, it sounds pretty freaking awesome...

  • @kickdogseal
    @kickdogseal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ryan watches movies so we don’t have to. This is a great contribution to humanity. 😂

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Compilation videos makes watching Pitch Meetings super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @gifgoldblum7940
    @gifgoldblum7940 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought it was going to be difficult to watch fifty minutes of Pitch Meeting in one sitting, but actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @Sandsquid21
    @Sandsquid21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I’m rewatching these in the end of 2022 and knowing what I know now, Ryan’s ‘Hey, shut up’ line would have fit in so many places in the older videos

  • @deputyfeaklet7199
    @deputyfeaklet7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “And all the cameos are gonna be saved by a creepy sex doll that kinda looks like Patrick Stewart…” 😂😂

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I googled Wolverines, and Hugh Jackman's hairstyle is suddenly super adorable.
    ~ 43:17 ~ Throwing in an existential crisis is tight!

  • @LegalLatinoHeat
    @LegalLatinoHeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is the best channel on TH-cam. Saves me time and money from going to the movies

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “They immediately shoot him in the gd face” caught me off guard omg 😂😂

  • @danielwatcherofthelord1823
    @danielwatcherofthelord1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Yeah yeah yeah!!!" Oh my that was hilarious! Also when he says "whoopsi!" Geez you are hilarious!