Karl Pilkington's Funniest Political Discussions | Compilation, 2020 American Election Special
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" im using me fables " greatest Karl quote of all time haha
Made me lose it
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Nah for me the greatest quote is "You know like they say before you die things to do." 😂
"use your brain instead" 🙂🙂
Including all of Marx'
"It was that big it had rough areas on it" .. That is absolute fucking gold.
Guguh
"His head was in great condition. It just wasn't attached to his body" This man is a genius. Vote President Pilkington!
Classic line.
And then he calls Rosa Parks lazy...he's an idiot.
Classic stuff just love it
These podcasts are gold. What a perfect trio, Karl is just amazing full stop, Ricky knows how to get the best out of Karl and his laugh just makes everything twice as funny and Steve is there to fill in the gaps and keep things flowing with the occasional hilarious one liners. Just wish there was another season so hopefully they do end up making one more just for the sake of it. Likely won't happen though :(
"Everyones gotta chimp in" - Karl is a genius
Rosa Parks- Lazy troublemaker
I love Karl
‘ We got to join BUPA’ lol gets me every time.
What makes Ricky a genius is that he recognizes that Karl is about to say some good stuff and you can hear him draw him in just by saying "go on".... And it works every time.
Karl is one of best blokes on planet, right man👊🏻1 of best channel’s on TH-cam💯💙
I’ve never heard a theory as wrong as Karl’s glacier/ice cube theory. An ice cube wouldn’t make a glass of water freeze, let alone a glass of jack daniels!
Right, you get a giant ice cube the size of the Empire State Building in ya glass of jack daniels…. it’s gonna make it freezin!
I agree. Most of his theories are shocking!
It would be very hard to find anyone else as ignorant as he is.
He believes things that most people would discount in a split second🤦♂️
Pretty smooth down there, like an action man 😂😂😂
Mr. DILKINGTON
Karl is dead right around 15 minutes. His thinking lines up with Chesterton. ‘If you won’t have rules, you’ll have rulers.’
Yes Karl was definitely making sense there
''3 piece suit and a telle an that''
Keep up the hard work man. Please make a playlist on your page with all of these, that way they just play one after another.
Also, thanks for making the screen black for those of us who can’t afford Red haha
Thank you for the kind words, Fernie!
I have placed all my recent videos into a Compilations playlist as requested.
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25:18 no hard work needed he just copied someone else’s video
@@FernieAriel All of these that "Pilky Podcasts" uploaded are taken from Yak's compilations. Check them out th-cam.com/play/PLc1_UEOEswEDPlp_hz9wjNACsr4xRWV7H.html
@@Shtoneyleeedatyamadotcom Pilky Podcasts is the same user as Podcast Devotee...
Karl’s few made up words : wroted, cropage , bumbled, upperd ‘ Ruminging
Foodage
Tubbaware
Glunge
Flumpf
Miminalistic
Bissmissmen
The bid lin...the lid bin...the bin lid...yeah?
Limsy
Bungled In
Gwymlyn ("who's called Gwymlyn?")
And of course the classic -feftht
Bumbled, Bungled in and Tuppaware aren't made up haha.
And according to Ricky, Fuckerage (or fuckeridge)
Mong and grippage.
Squoze
Ugghly
More spurious stories from the 17th century. 😂👍
"...ages ago"
We've got to join Bupa is one of the best answers ever😂😂😂😂
and his head come off! 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s no wonder HBO took these podcasts and made an animated version!!!! It’s brilliance due to Karl and on that note, it’s no wonder Steve and Ricky made a deal with SKY to send Karl abroad to discover his worst fears!! ( not that Karl knew that, cause he thought it was a vacation). It’s all amazing and I’m so stoked I found these guys years ago. Nothing on American tv or Canadian tv can touch these fellas and we had JOHN CANDY, my god John candy! 🌟✨
“Gonna put you in a home.”
cuz me mam told me there was one that big it ad rough areas on it
When was that bit about the lockdown from? they doin new podcasts?
Apparently Karl released a few videos of him on his Facebook
"I'd just say yev gotta use Bupa" lol
Was that Karl’s reply to the waking up with a knob in ha ass scenario? It’s the one damn thing I couldn’t understand, but even with it written out I don’t get it. What is he saying, exactly?
@@PAWiley Bupa is a private health care co.
Tinging its way up the tube
"right then....put you in a home"
1 that big it had rough areas on it. PRICELESS
Where is the clip from 22:00 from?
Waterworld is such a good film!
Surpassed only by the reply 'use your brain instead.'
need to boost Karls voice in some parts, the other two are loud as and I can hardly hear him half the time.
That would involve effort and not just ripping other people's clips and stickin em together 😁
Audio levels are all over the place, try and balance them out.
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Help is help, so where is my chimp???
Put you in a home hahahaha
HOLD UP 23:00 is about current events ITS NEW there is new KP Content
Yeah where is this from?!?!
@@brogan9761 Thank you kindly for that vital information, you are a true gentleman and a scholar.
Beautiful to see
10:19 What is this from?
There’s a horse in this house, there’s a horse in this house
Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.
That’s a good point
The water 💦 is melting 😮
11:14 😂
we have to agree, if someone chooses not to wear a helmet and suffers for it. so be it.
ahh but did you know thousands of people die or get severe injuries from wearing seatbelts each year, yes seatbelts can and most probably will save your life but I personally think past a curtain age we should all have the rights to make our own minds up on things like helmets and seatbelts. That being said I think you'd be stupid to not wear a helmet
"KP looks after me"
Wait, wait, wait. There's a podcast thats still running today? I thought it all ended, how the hell do i find this stuff??
These are not new clips, they mention Tony Blair being prime minister and he hasn't been PM since 2007 lol, a lot of the other issues they bring up are old too
Then again they mention lock down, face masks ect so they must be a mix of new and old
Karl put some videos out during lockdown on his own channel
@@RenDaTank didn't even know he had his own channel tbf
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No Helmet law. Just personal responsibility. Thins out the population too
Pancake Tuesday 🥞😋
Absolutely off topic question: Does anyone else only see "SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE KARL" when playing full screen, and solid black when in the normal window?
Yeah it's extremely faint so it's probably your device's auto brightness adjusting to full screen that makes it appear.
@@VypaUK
I thought it may be some sort of editing magic. LOL. Thanks.
@bina nocht
You see it though? I don't think my TV has autobrightness, and I can't for the life of me figure out the trick.
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i’ve got to join BUPA.
Love how Yak's voice is in the video and that's how you know this video was stolen.
30:44 “I like this smell of b.o.” -R.G.
So Ricky Gervais had a kid and fed it only cheese? I thoroughly searched the internets and found no reference to any child fathered by R.D. Gervais.
Karl mentions the lockdown, did they actually do a new one-off show? I haven't listened to the whole thing yet
I’m wondering the same - I haven’t heard that bit before either.
@@adam.r.parsons Someone on here mentioned that he did releases on his own TH-cam channel, which I didn't know about, it's not active now, but those newish uploads are still there
Karl should be the POTUS. "Hello everyone. Use ya common sense"
BONG: All crime, murder, car accidents, and suffering plummet to 0% after President Pilkington's first address.
38:40
What lock down they had one in the 2000s too?!
Steve is a bad bumlick
Audio is poor.
Thank GOD Ricky is not in charge.
Rikki’s And Merchant’s complete refusal to entertain anything that sounds fanciful is annoying. Certain cells having a certain amount of “memory” HAS been studied by scientists.
Its because karl is a serial nonsense spouter. If he said the heart is essential to human life they'd probably contest it out of reflex
Largely yes, but not always.
it's part of the show
it hasn't aged very well though. rick was a midwit
@@MetaLeir93 what do you think about Alex jones being Bill Hicks? ✌️
21.56 you'll thank me later :)
21:56
That opt out requirement idea for the organs is actually pretty messed up. I mean, it's a little bit like putting someone into a meat grinder upon death, like they cease to be an individual whose body is their own and they immediately become a little bag of tools to be passed around however complete strangers see fit, and all because they didn't specifically say they didn't want that to happen? "Right, who ordered the kidney?!" "Over here!" *_Tosses your dear grandmother's guts across the room like a basketball_*
You can just opt out then hahaha
Karl is right about the helmet issue.
I live in ireland and we are a nanny state 😔
You should make a Karl being right in educating Ricky compilation, you could upload it to TH-cam shorts
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Karl wouldn't have any interest at all in American presidential elections. He isn't even interested in British politics, so he definitely wouldn't care about US politics.
Lol Karl is like an alternate reality Donald Trump; not as rich, not as racist/sexist, not as egotistical, but still the same level of intelligence 😂
18:00 there will be a geroge floyd rememberance day
Every Day
This is nothing without his facial expressions sorry 🙄
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Radio isn’t really your medium, is it?
If you can’t appreciate this then why are you here? Go watch idiot abroad or something.. this is the good stuff lol
When you have watched enough of Mr Dilkington then, when you listen, you can see all his expressions in your head! You just know 😏 x
You realise he first became famous through the radio right? Nobody even knew what he looked like for the first few years.
Exploiting a cretin for money
The ship with the rough areas is actually an American aircraft carrier.
Its true.
He isnt wrong back in the earlu 1900 there were areas on boats for the lower class and it would be dangerous to walk around there if you didnt belong to those people.
They still have this system in India, Bangladesh and other developing countries.
(Stage is dimly lit, with a solitary microphone center stage. The audience is buzzing with anticipation. Suddenly, a spotlight illuminates the microphone, and a figure steps into the light. It's a man with unkempt hair, wearing a slightly wrinkled shirt and a bewildered expression on his face. He is none other than Karl Pilkington.)
KARL PILKINGTON:
(Scratches his head and adjusts the microphone)
Right, so... (pauses) I'm Karl Pilkington. (awkward chuckle) And, umm, I've been thinking... (scratches his head again) I mean, why is it that I always seem to find myself in these bizarre situations? I'm like a magnet for the absurd. It's like the universe is playing a cosmic joke on me, you know?
I mean, take travel, for instance. (leans on the microphone stand) They say travel broadens the mind, but all it did was broaden my confusion. I thought I'd see exotic places, experience different cultures, but instead, I ended up eating insects and having conversations with monkeys. (rolls his eyes)
But here's the thing, folks. (pauses for effect) I realized that amidst the chaos and confusion, there's a certain beauty to be found. It's like looking at a dog's face, you know? It might not be pretty, but it's got character. And that's what I bring to the table, my friends-character. (smirks)
You see, life is full of contradictions. We're surrounded by people who claim to have all the answers, but the truth is, nobody really knows what they're talking about. We're all just stumbling around in the dark, trying to make sense of this mess we call existence. And that's where I come in, the confused everyman, trying to make sense of it all.
And let me tell you, folks, I've had my fair share of revelations. Like when I discovered that a jellyfish is 97% water. (raises an eyebrow) I mean, think about it. That's just a jelly bag with a sprinkle of essence. And yet, somehow, it's still alive. It's like a walking, wobbly contradiction. (pauses) Kinda like me.
But you know, people often mistake my confusion for ignorance. They think I'm some kind of simpleton, but I'm not. I'm just... curious. I ask questions, I challenge the status quo. And that's what makes life interesting, isn't it? The pursuit of knowledge and understanding.
So, ladies and gentlemen, let's embrace the absurdity. Let's revel in the confusion. Because in the end, it's not about finding all the answers. It's about asking the right questions. And if those questions happen to make you scratch your head and go, "What the hell?" Well, then I guess I'm doing something right.
(Grins and takes a step back from the microphone. The crowd erupts into applause and laughter as Karl Pilkington bows and exits the stage, leaving behind a trail of bemusement and existential wonder.)
(Scene fades to black.)
"We'll put you in a home"
Big ships did have rough areas though right? Poor people on the lower decks and the rich at the top. I’m sure one of the rich folk wouldn’t want to hang out on the lower decks.