Genuinely isn’t anything better than these, they’ve legit got me through countless nights. Two breaks up and all of lockdown, they always make me happy when I go to sleep xx
Karl's powers of observation and original thinking on certain topics are absolutely astounding! He's one of a kind, and his unfiltered thoughts are so unpredictable the first time around. His deadpan sense of humor and wordplay are brilliant. His honesty and bluntness are sometimes harsh but admirable in the zero f**ks given swing of things. He can also be quite thick (and Ricky doesn't explain things to him well at all), but it's certainly not stupidity: it's lack of formal education, sometimes stubbornness or exasperation and maybe a dash of autism. 🍊
I’ve been listening to these for almost every night for 9 months now. They never get old, and always help me fall asleep 💤. My roommate can’t seem to understand how I can listen to the same thing over and over again.
The visual of Karl standing with Suzanne and his parents in a field being surrounded by cows and Karl’s dad waving a stick at theM while Suzanne panics must have been quite a sight
Ricky's screech of a laugh doesn't make it easy, but these comps are a frequent lullaby for me to go to sleep to.....I do have to limit them to an hour or two though, cuz if they're longer, I fall asleep and in a half dream state find myself thinking I'm in the room with the guys and trying to jump into the conversation, waiting for a brief enough break to interject....which never comes. I've woken up tons of times frustrated as hell that I can't get a word in, so I hafta stick to the shorter ones. :)
I listen to these over and over every night before bed or before a nap in the afternoon. They’re the best! You did an something amazing here with the dark screen and editing the sound to keep it level. Thank you 🙏🏻
Karl is definitely dyslexic. 100%!! I don't mean that in a bad way, I just understand everything he saying, his thought process and how it works😆 it's not mental Ricky 😂go and argue with Einstein or Branson 😁😁 all these podcasts are fantastic and my eyes sting from laughing so I have to regulate it lol
@Pilky Podcasts Thank you for making these compilations and toning down Rick's cackle (delightful though it may be) so we can go beddy-bye whilst listening. 😴 SUBSCRIBED 6 March 2024 16.6K subs and counting...
Actually, minimum for full time employees here in the UK is only 20 days annual leave per year, rising to 25 if you work for the same organisation for 5 years. A lot of public sector jobs are slightly more generous, I currently get 30 days a year.
I work for a school in England and I get 27 days paid holiday and we also get 8 more days for public holidays, or Bank Holidays as they are commonly called. And because we have the NHS, we all pay towards our healthcare through our taxes. I have had 2 major operations and chemotherapy in the last year and I don't get billed for any of it. I think it's a very good way of doing it and relieves some of the stress. England may not be perfect but I'm glad I live here😊
Thinking about guy in a wheelchair and a volcano . We trudged through the ash on the way to top of Vesuvius . Two lads with another lad in a wheelchair being carried in between them were running down the path . Scarey or what .
Hello, just wanted to say I love your content, but could you perhaps edit out the intros of some of the old videos that include flashing lights? I know you changed the intro, but just in case. Keep up the good work!
Ricky really pisses me off when he gets angry at Karl for having "too many holidays" as Ricky has never worked a proper day's graft in his entire life.
Every time I listen to Ricky Steve and Carl I always think about the lyrics to Kate bush dream of sheep I wish I had my radio I tune in to some friendly voices talking about stupid things😊❤️
@George Cantstandya “do what you want”? So you are asking them to add restrictions on their content which not only damages view count but is also unfair to people who have no control over things like epilepsy. Right, you don’t see an issue with that? It’s incorrect, not only talking realistically based on statistics and channel success but also ethically wrong
@Dr Benway M.D brilliant, you said absolutely nothing of worth in a reply. Your one chance to actually display some form of intelligence and you decided to go with ignorant babble. You must have a fairly sad life, I pity you
I love that there are just loads of us out here listening to the same thing over and over again 💚
Haha yes 😂
😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 at llll the same in your 😢country and 27:20 I am writing this 😢😢😢😢😢😮😮😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🎉🎉
Genuinely isn’t anything better than these, they’ve legit got me through countless nights. Two breaks up and all of lockdown, they always make me happy when I go to sleep xx
Stay strong bro
@@morgzyy Cheers mate, I'm doing well
Exactly the same mate, never come across a community like the pilkoid community! We drink milk from saucers.
@Pugna good for you brother 👏
You have a serious problem lol 😂
I love Steve reading Karl’s diary- perfect delivery
I'm very glad that it switched to Steve reading it
Listen to it every night for 20 years
Same 😅
Karl's powers of observation and original thinking on certain topics are absolutely astounding! He's one of a kind, and his unfiltered thoughts are so unpredictable the first time around. His deadpan sense of humor and wordplay are brilliant. His honesty and bluntness are sometimes harsh but admirable in the zero f**ks given swing of things. He can also be quite thick (and Ricky doesn't explain things to him well at all), but it's certainly not stupidity: it's lack of formal education, sometimes stubbornness or exasperation and maybe a dash of autism. 🍊
As an autistic person, he is 100000% autistic and adhd
I will never get over Ricky's excitement when he realizes Karl has a diary 😂
The excitement just keeps escalating!
Look how big it is!!🤪👏👏👏
I’ve been listening to these for almost every night for 9 months now. They never get old, and always help me fall asleep 💤. My roommate can’t seem to understand how I can listen to the same thing over and over again.
Now you're hooked, will be the rest of your life you're listening to this twaddle!
Careful, it’ll turn your mind to mush.
Karl really doesn’t get enough credit for how funny he actually is. He has Ricky cracking up at stuff, and I think a good bit of it is genuine
The visual of Karl standing with Suzanne and his parents in a field being surrounded by cows and Karl’s dad waving a stick at theM while Suzanne panics must have been quite a sight
Ricky's screech of a laugh doesn't make it easy, but these comps are a frequent lullaby for me to go to sleep to.....I do have to limit them to an hour or two though, cuz if they're longer, I fall asleep and in a half dream state find myself thinking I'm in the room with the guys and trying to jump into the conversation, waiting for a brief enough break to interject....which never comes. I've woken up tons of times frustrated as hell that I can't get a word in, so I hafta stick to the shorter ones. :)
I listen to these over and over every night before bed or before a nap in the afternoon. They’re the best! You did an something amazing here with the dark screen and editing the sound to keep it level. Thank you 🙏🏻
Maybe I'm the weirdo, but this doesn't even put me to sleep. These gentlemen keep me engaged and laughing the entire broadcast
I’d like to stand with Karl in that I also say my thoughts out loud to myself in conversations with myself alone 👍🏻
You’re doing gods work 👌🏻 I need to listen to his little stupid chat every night to get to sleep.
Haha same here
We’re in good hands with them 😆
But he's not stupid, he's very smart. He's been portrayed all wrong. I'm amazed how people don't see this.
He's spot on about the wife's parents on holiday. I totally agree with him.
Can't stop listening to these
This is brilliant, these podcasts make my day 😎
And night & afternoon....anytime i need a laugh or just need cheering up, these three are my go to .
Thanks ❤
These are amazin these podcasts... Keep up the good work and ignore the dislikes... Subscribed
Thank you, Smokin Mo! I really appreciate the kind words and you subscription. Keep an eye out for a new upload tomorrow night!
"Looked like summin outta the Sopranos" 😂😂😂😂
Yesssss, been waiting for this, keep up the great work, these are amazing!
Thank you, RagingLoony! Glad you're enjoying the content. SUBSCRIBE for more Karl if you haven't already!
He writes perfect bits for stand up comedy, but in his diary….. Ricky’s has actually used some of Karl’s ideas as jokes
Karl is definitely dyslexic. 100%!! I don't mean that in a bad way, I just understand everything he saying, his thought process and how it works😆 it's not mental Ricky 😂go and argue with Einstein or Branson 😁😁 all these podcasts are fantastic and my eyes sting from laughing so I have to regulate it lol
For anyone who isn't familiar with Wales, the place that Karl calls 'Port Maddock' is actually called Porthmadog.
It was spelled with a C instead of G until sometime in the 70’s, so you can understand why he says Port Maddock a bit, he’s a manc
@Pilky Podcasts Thank you for making these compilations and toning down Rick's cackle (delightful though it may be) so we can go beddy-bye whilst listening. 😴
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4:40 I didnt realize some people don't have inner monologues?like what do yall just...is it just silent in there??😂 nothing at all??
Good man!
The more Karl i hear, the more i identify with him.
You poor sod Justin
Half awake listening to this diary segment for the 20th time and just realized the movie "In Time" is based on Karl's watch idea
I think I have it figured out … I consider myself relatively intelligent…these help dumb me down enough to stfu and sleep thanks Karl
I’ve been chased by cows before it’s bloody scary 😅
Within about 30 seconds, Karl's apprehension of showing the diary to Ricky and Steve is vindicated.
37:00 what's this from? Camping story?
That means Karl went on Holiday on the 9th of January 2006
Going to sleep and i got a fright at 13:21 i thought someone else was in the room with me 😂 the groan
Mrs Battersby?
Gotta side with Karl on this one.
25-30 days hol is the norm.
Its just that Ricky and Steve never had a real job 😲
not over here.
@@aredub1847
Not over where?
Actually, minimum for full time employees here in the UK is only 20 days annual leave per year, rising to 25 if you work for the same organisation for 5 years. A lot of public sector jobs are slightly more generous, I currently get 30 days a year.
we're lucky to get 14 in the states. and it's only paid leave if you've been there for over a year for the majority of companies.
I work for a school in England and I get 27 days paid holiday and we also get 8 more days for public holidays, or Bank Holidays as they are commonly called.
And because we have the NHS, we all pay towards our healthcare through our taxes.
I have had 2 major operations and chemotherapy in the last year and I don't get billed for any of it.
I think it's a very good way of doing it and relieves some of the stress.
England may not be perfect but I'm glad I live here😊
Vacations ffs haha Karl would never say such a word.
'olidays and that
Yet he weirdly says pants instead of trousers despite being from Manchester.
Proper weird. Brits categorically do NOT call trousers pants.
Thinking about guy in a wheelchair and a volcano . We trudged through the ash on the way to top of Vesuvius . Two lads with another lad in a wheelchair being carried in between them were running down the path . Scarey or what .
The watch that counts down your time left became a Hollywood movie staring Justin Timberlake.
Many of Carl's ramblings bacame something
You're so right lol he also had a movie pitch that ended being a Black Mirror episode
@@mikebonilla2534 yep. Great ideas, he just doesn't know hot to articulate them. Which is why he needs a dictionary on a desert island 😂😂😂🏝️
Well it's essentially just Logan's Run, which came out in the 70s
Unfortunately there are no photos of Karl's holidays as his camera was nicked by a German!
A little joke for the fans.
I think in my American accent, but when I think “ what’s the point in that?” It’s in Karl’s Manchester accent.
I've been listening to so many of these the other day I read the letter Z as Zed lol
Weird innit?
10 dislikes?? Must be very miserable people..
Yet you've commented your self lol take it you not got much do either
@Stranded NYer that makes you even more miserable... You care about someone because they care about how many dislikes a video has 😂
@Stranded NYer it was interesting enough for you to reply to 😬
@Stranded NYer that’s cool but did I ask?
48 now 💔
Grandad are you eating at Twix 😂😂😂
Did he keep Up the Diary
So so funny
“It’s not true [that money will make you happy]. You just need enough money” - Ricky Gervais, net worth $160,000,000 USD
Hello, just wanted to say I love your content, but could you perhaps edit out the intros of some of the old videos that include flashing lights? I know you changed the intro, but just in case. Keep up the good work!
There are actually 200 volcanoes on Lanzarote innit
The quote is "how in the name of God". Karl makes more sense at this point.
thanks for the seizure warning at the intro.
Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😷
Karl pilkington m.v.p
The amount of times I’ve listened to these is pathetic.
Ricky really pisses me off when he gets angry at Karl for having "too many holidays" as Ricky has never worked a proper day's graft in his entire life.
karls very first idea about the watch that counts down your life was made into a film, i wonder if they payed karl
Fun fact: Karl means man in Old Norse.
‘Feeding fish bread…I thought that was different….’
6:40 rate my takeaway
Love these, but am I the only person that finds Ricky kind of insufferable
Go to sleep listning every night
Every time I listen to Ricky Steve and Carl I always think about the lyrics to Kate bush dream of sheep I wish I had my radio I tune in to some friendly voices talking about stupid things😊❤️
that intro though...
my old head teacher was killed by a cow trampling him while on a walk
I'm surprised Karl didn't say tha lanzarotte tourist volcano was gas powered!
Like it is...
Just a side note, and you can google this, you may want to change the intro. Quick flashing red and blue causes seizures in a lot of people
Thank you for the heads up, RagingLoony! I will trial a new intro on the next video, stay tuned!
@George Cantstandya “do what you want”? So you are asking them to add restrictions on their content which not only damages view count but is also unfair to people who have no control over things like epilepsy. Right, you don’t see an issue with that? It’s incorrect, not only talking realistically based on statistics and channel success but also ethically wrong
@Dr Benway M.D brilliant, you said absolutely nothing of worth in a reply. Your one chance to actually display some form of intelligence and you decided to go with ignorant babble. You must have a fairly sad life, I pity you
@Dr Benway M.D boring. Try again for something original or just give up because this is embarrassing now
Lol 😆
Karl is a total asshole for the way he treats his in laws though….
We haven't had to meet Suzanne's mam and dad though, they do sound a bit annoying.
All he did was set a boundary 🙄
Ricky is the weak link in this trio.