The Very Best of Karl Pilkington | Compilation, The Funniest Stories and Theories
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• Karl Pilkington's Funn...
Anyone still here listening in 2025 despite listening endless amount of times.
Yup 👍
I can’t stop listening to these 3. It’s oddly comforting to fall asleep to. 🤷🏻♂️
MAN MOTH!🤣🤣im actually crying hahaha
"Little gang of monkeys".Karl made himself laugh.
Karl's riddle at the end was actually good, Ricky was too proud to admit that Karl had come up/found something thought provoking that he didn't solve straight away
Dear Mr. K. Dilkington. You are one of our most valuable customers... I threw it in the bin 😂😂
I don't know why that's so funny LOOOOL but it is!
@@Raven-Claws88 because it made it in the diary 😆
He threw it in the bin without reading how many millions he'd won.
Laughed so hard my skull fell off
WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Kahl play a record
I think Ricky and Steve were so stunned about what he was saying that it didn't occur to them that Karl probably just confused scalp for skull
@@lesguitoeven so, how does a scalp fall off? 😂
@@MinifigureMultiversecirculation problems
The next year,
“Can I have another sandwich?”
“Where’s your brother?”
“He died..”
🤭😂
“I’m busy, I’m not gonna start looking into something in Depth..”😂
So good. It's not looking into it in depth, Karl, it's literally just reading a book.
You don't get anything done by planning
New to Carl.. Love at first...
😂😍
the disarming thing about Karl Pilkington is just how quickly he switches between actually having something of a point and mind-bafflingly, earth-shatteringly stupid. It's completely unpredictable
A broken clock is right twice a day!
I’m dying 🤣 The manhole cover story is my favorite because it’s true and kind of interesting but way better the way Karl tells it. Real story was the US doing nuclear testing underground drilled a long shaft, placed a nuclear bomb at the bottom then capped the hole with tons of concrete down the shaft and put a manhole cover on top basically just so no one would fall in and the manhole cover flew off at something like 20 times the speed of sound and was never found leading to speculation that it actually could have been sent into orbit which would technically have been the first man made object in orbit if they could prove it 🤣
Exactly that's why I get mad at Ricky cos it's damn true and the fastest manmade object ever. Oh well.
@@euckb with the precedent Karl has set for himself I don't blame Ricky at all for his disbelief
@@Happy_Shopper Honestly I wouldn't have a word of it either but that damn manhole cover went 130,000mph and I'll be found dead under a bridge if that's not fast.
I do believe that the first manmade object to reach space was one of the shells fired from the Paris Gun in WW1.
@@euckb to be fair, the way karl phrased it, it does sound unbelievable. I already knew it happened, but yeah
How do you not love KP 😭❤️
“The Siamese twins could’ve looked both ways.”
Oh, heavens.
Why these three are so entertaining, thanks guys.
An infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually type the very best of Karl Pilkington funniest stories and theories.
I've NEVER heard Ricky laugh so hard at the Siamese twin not looking both ways crossing the street.
One of the best things Karl has ever said.
Foodage too.
Karl DILKington was a good laugh too!
I’m on a bus and the amount I’m laughing is embarrassing I’m getting some looks
Brilliant 🙂😆🤣
Don't burst
That's me while listening at work😂
The same thing was happening to me today on the bus! 😂 but I was listening to season 3 ep 1 of the podcast where he wouldn’t stop talking about insects and he wrote about them in his diary hahaha
It started pushing people off bikes😂
Mayor got involved
I love him Soo much.
I haven’t laughed so hard at any form of entertainment in years.
01:05:16 🤣🤣 this gets me everytime, you can hear anger in Karl's voice like hes clenching his teeth 🤣
I love it ❤😂
And Ricky laughs like a rooster. 🐓
You know Karl's spitting facts when he ends his claim with "n' that".
15:45 they've found kids walking about all hairy because errr they've sort of grew up with wolves 'n that.
I’ve just had to do the most mundane task at work. I put an earphone in and I swear my co workers thinking I’m mental, constantly smiling and laughing to myself while listening to this.
I love the whole bit about the monkeys typing up Shakespeare. At the end
Karl: “but do they know the story?”
Steven: (exasperatingly) “they’re monkeys!”
I absolutely love these 3 together. Hilarious 😂 x
Ricky Gervais has one of those laughs where, even if you have no idea what's so funny, you can't help but start to laugh yourself.
1:02:30 Karl is spitting truth's about company's and corporations and charities.
1:11:00 Karl roasts Steve
Loool
When he describes the thing from men in black as "gangly"🤣🤣
I love when the cartoon is added to the stores 😅😅
I wish the shadow man one made it to the cartoon
Its made it to plenty of others
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I bet the story actually said "A shady character" and he just misread it lol.
That's so plausible 😆
Cheers for the upload.
“I go round there, there Is a toilet, but it’s not plumbed in.. So it’s just a vase, with shiT in it”
Everything this man says is🔥
Karl's scream of joy at the end, after finally proving Ricky wrong 🤣🤣
Catharsis
What minute
26:12 Karl laughing 👏👍✨✨✨
Who else listens to this while nodding off? Lol
Mind you dinosaurs have gone 🦕 😆
"Christ, de berg" then crumpling paper sound is the best
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Had to Google opral fruits 🤣. Like star burst. Listened to this story about 100 times and finally googled opral fruits
1:25:22 I HAD A VISION OF THAT CHINESE FLU --KARL PILKINGTON
LETTER C...
@@ChunkstheGungst what are the odds
He was talking about SARS back in the noughties
The subtitles 🤣
26:18 anyone know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?😂
If you don’t laugh with tears at the only fools and horses bit you’re dead inside .😂😂😂
What makes this better was it was before watershed
Goodnight 💤
Lmao the sound of Ricky crumbling up paper after hearing “Christ! De Berg!”
I feel bad for Karl sometimes. Ricky feels too harsh on him sometimes
30:33 I almost crashed my car laughing and crying on the freeway
I was crying so much 😂
I had to pull over because I was laughing so much 🤣
Something so funny about him doing the bond impressions lol.
1:00 there's a shadow somewhere... 😂😂😂
The best
So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂
Could ya maybe black out the video my dude? Perfect videos otherwise ❤️ you're a legend
There was something so funny about the "Bulb" bit😂😂
Christ! Da Berg! I was absolutely wheezing laughing
1:02:00 is my favourite bit 🤣
Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂
Can't even spell out his whole name lmao
Sleeping to idiots laughing and talking in a British accent has gotten me through some rough nights, thanks internet
What's a British accent?
Im dying listening too this yet i need sleep
This is class... I’ve moved to Boston and I can float about pushin people off their bikes and the mayor don’t give a shit!
Night lads, have a good one x
Karl laughing 🤯
I know, right?
Ogie ogie ogie in Alien voice 😂😂😂 howlin
“Himselves” 😮😂
The Shadow in America story sounds like something your classmate tells you in Primary 2.
"you are the best idiot in the world" 🤣🤣thats right
The similarities between xfm talks and Ricky's podcast and Seinfeld episodes are remarkable. I wonder who borrowed from whom?
How brilliant is Karl pilkington not unscripted just brilliance.
Surely you mean not scripted?
Anyone who says Karl wasn't a comedian is wrong. He definitely wrote material and would give Ricky and Steve a chance to lead him into his bits. 100%.
No, not 100%. Nice opinion though
@@downagear4323 where's the clip of when Karl just 'pressed the buttons' for them? Where's audio of Karl's 'old' phone in show he use to have?
As Steve rightly pointed out: ‘do you think we would have wasted a character this good on this poxy radio station?
@@spridleall the early XFM recordings are lost. This is the days where not everything was stored digitally and indefinitely. The episodes where Karl just works the "buttons", he doesn't speak. Karl is funny, but it really is unscripted. It's just how Karl is.
@@MinifigureMultiverse If you search online you can find a season 0 of XFM, where it was just Ricky and Steve. It wasn't as funny as with Karl.
... there's a shadow somewhere....
Fuckin hell i nearly died listening to this😂
Did you kick your height?
Karl’s childlike naïveté is refreshing and sometimes even poignant, but at the end of the day we all love pointing and laughing at him like Ricky ;)
Why’d you write a French word in the middle of an English sentence? You could have just said ‘naivety’. (Just curious, not trying to be rude, lol)
@@Euph3mia maybe they french
@@prominerz6701 Possibly, but bilinguals generally don’t do this. It’s one language or the other.
@@Euph3mia it can be spelled either way in English and in fact, in American English, it's more common to spell it 'naïveté'
I just love these crazy cats. Fng hilarious.
Man Moths???? 😂😂😂
More like Jimmy cagney hilarious ❤❤❤
He was calling them manmoths as a pun because the mammoths are man-made lol.
OHHHHH im surprised he didnt try and explain that
After all this time I just noticed Karl points out the alien and Merchant both smoke 💨 haha
Karl is a legend!!Ricky just gives me a headache...
He just screams as soon as someone else gets more attention
Ricky wrote this script, Karl isnt really thick he's reading a script from Ricky and ad libbing around it
@spudsbuddy its not scripted...
“The shadow wasn’t causing problems, but then it was.
It started pushing people off of bicycles n’that”
Mayor got involved
"are you gonna eat that?.... Hahahahahahahahah
Absolutely brilliant 😁
4:05 is prime Karl
“Let him speak” !!!!!
Percy Sugden....I'm dead lol
10:20 why didnt he look both ways
its so good
Dilkington is fanni😂
The “shadow” story is semi-true to a degree. I’m inclined to believe he’s talking about “the Hairy Hands” case in USA
There's a shadow somewhere......
Epic
5:47😂
43:06 - Karl: Yeah, that's what I was saying
Ffs ahahaha
Where's bullshit man when you need him😂
The shadow has now taken a seat on a bench outside hatton park in Boston on 5th Street u can pay the shadow a dollar and it will push u for the full interactive experience
‘think you idiot’ 😂
If aliens ever come to earth and for some reason choose to meet with me. I'll take em to Japan first. To show them what peak humanity is. The culture, the politeness, the cleanliness, how everything is in order and the bare minimum is an 'A-' rating.
Once that's done, I'll take em to Karl Pilkington and just observe their whole encounter. By the end, I'll be shot in the head and they'll take Karl away as their leader. 😂
Brilliant mate
4:00
10:20 41:25 4:05
amazed how I'm one of the most grumpy people I know yet the very first line almost made me pee my pants
Karl is the only other person besides my other half that calls a clothes horse a maiden. Never heard the term before 🤷🏻♀️
It’s a northern thing
@@herbalty754 I'm from the North. I'm north east and he's north west 😁
@@donnamclean3746 im from where he’s from
Stick it on maiden near the rad.
I call it a maiden, I’m about 20 mins from where Karl grew up
1:21:34 manhole cover vs nuke. 😂
It went Down a storm
If it was in the area, sums it up, thanks. That’s me too.