The Very Best of Karl Pilkington | Compilation, The Funniest Stories and Theories

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  • @Danny_kay
    @Danny_kay 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Anyone still here listening in 2025 despite listening endless amount of times.

  • @Smokalatexter77
    @Smokalatexter77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I can’t stop listening to these 3. It’s oddly comforting to fall asleep to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @melisaxo1199
    @melisaxo1199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    MAN MOTH!🤣🤣im actually crying hahaha

  • @gregthompson3785
    @gregthompson3785 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Little gang of monkeys".Karl made himself laugh.

  • @robjt420
    @robjt420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Karl's riddle at the end was actually good, Ricky was too proud to admit that Karl had come up/found something thought provoking that he didn't solve straight away

  • @stephengillatt788
    @stephengillatt788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Dear Mr. K. Dilkington. You are one of our most valuable customers... I threw it in the bin 😂😂

    • @Raven-Claws88
      @Raven-Claws88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't know why that's so funny LOOOOL but it is!

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Raven-Claws88 because it made it in the diary 😆

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He threw it in the bin without reading how many millions he'd won.

  • @nickflair
    @nickflair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Laughed so hard my skull fell off

    • @chaseHoldren
      @chaseHoldren ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Kahl play a record

    • @lesguito
      @lesguito ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Ricky and Steve were so stunned about what he was saying that it didn't occur to them that Karl probably just confused scalp for skull

    • @MinifigureMultiverse
      @MinifigureMultiverse ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@lesguitoeven so, how does a scalp fall off? 😂

    • @applejuice2898
      @applejuice2898 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MinifigureMultiversecirculation problems

  • @EKOvision
    @EKOvision ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The next year,
    “Can I have another sandwich?”
    “Where’s your brother?”
    “He died..”
    🤭😂

  • @EKOvision
    @EKOvision ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “I’m busy, I’m not gonna start looking into something in Depth..”😂

    • @tvscribe
      @tvscribe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So good. It's not looking into it in depth, Karl, it's literally just reading a book.

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don't get anything done by planning

  • @smarc1325
    @smarc1325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    New to Carl.. Love at first...
    😂😍

  • @owen429
    @owen429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    the disarming thing about Karl Pilkington is just how quickly he switches between actually having something of a point and mind-bafflingly, earth-shatteringly stupid. It's completely unpredictable

    • @lwsmrshll4
      @lwsmrshll4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A broken clock is right twice a day!

  • @durhamdf
    @durhamdf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I’m dying 🤣 The manhole cover story is my favorite because it’s true and kind of interesting but way better the way Karl tells it. Real story was the US doing nuclear testing underground drilled a long shaft, placed a nuclear bomb at the bottom then capped the hole with tons of concrete down the shaft and put a manhole cover on top basically just so no one would fall in and the manhole cover flew off at something like 20 times the speed of sound and was never found leading to speculation that it actually could have been sent into orbit which would technically have been the first man made object in orbit if they could prove it 🤣

    • @euckb
      @euckb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly that's why I get mad at Ricky cos it's damn true and the fastest manmade object ever. Oh well.

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@euckb with the precedent Karl has set for himself I don't blame Ricky at all for his disbelief

    • @euckb
      @euckb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Happy_Shopper Honestly I wouldn't have a word of it either but that damn manhole cover went 130,000mph and I'll be found dead under a bridge if that's not fast.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do believe that the first manmade object to reach space was one of the shells fired from the Paris Gun in WW1.

    • @louissanderson719
      @louissanderson719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@euckb to be fair, the way karl phrased it, it does sound unbelievable. I already knew it happened, but yeah

  • @arsenalfanatic267
    @arsenalfanatic267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How do you not love KP 😭❤️

  • @paulgering7703
    @paulgering7703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “The Siamese twins could’ve looked both ways.”
    Oh, heavens.

  • @Sparroh
    @Sparroh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why these three are so entertaining, thanks guys.

  • @lesguito
    @lesguito ปีที่แล้ว +9

    An infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually type the very best of Karl Pilkington funniest stories and theories.

  • @packersamurai
    @packersamurai ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've NEVER heard Ricky laugh so hard at the Siamese twin not looking both ways crossing the street.

  • @jessicabuttress1513
    @jessicabuttress1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I’m on a bus and the amount I’m laughing is embarrassing I’m getting some looks

    • @themerchantofengland
      @themerchantofengland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brilliant 🙂😆🤣

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't burst

    • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
      @mikaelsongameofwar2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's me while listening at work😂

    • @danielbuckley4034
      @danielbuckley4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The same thing was happening to me today on the bus! 😂 but I was listening to season 3 ep 1 of the podcast where he wouldn’t stop talking about insects and he wrote about them in his diary hahaha

  • @nicholasmasciaga4777
    @nicholasmasciaga4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    It started pushing people off bikes😂

  • @achecityByCommittee
    @achecityByCommittee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love him Soo much.

  • @chinsch75
    @chinsch75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I haven’t laughed so hard at any form of entertainment in years.

  • @jonanderson14
    @jonanderson14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    01:05:16 🤣🤣 this gets me everytime, you can hear anger in Karl's voice like hes clenching his teeth 🤣

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You know Karl's spitting facts when he ends his claim with "n' that".
    15:45 they've found kids walking about all hairy because errr they've sort of grew up with wolves 'n that.

  • @CombatMediaa
    @CombatMediaa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve just had to do the most mundane task at work. I put an earphone in and I swear my co workers thinking I’m mental, constantly smiling and laughing to myself while listening to this.

  • @beauknozbezt
    @beauknozbezt ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the whole bit about the monkeys typing up Shakespeare. At the end
    Karl: “but do they know the story?”
    Steven: (exasperatingly) “they’re monkeys!”

  • @sarahdeedee6313
    @sarahdeedee6313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I absolutely love these 3 together. Hilarious 😂 x

  • @alittlebirdi
    @alittlebirdi ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Ricky Gervais has one of those laughs where, even if you have no idea what's so funny, you can't help but start to laugh yourself.

  • @achecityByCommittee
    @achecityByCommittee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:02:30 Karl is spitting truth's about company's and corporations and charities.

  • @e2thesmooth
    @e2thesmooth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:11:00 Karl roasts Steve

    • @ProcyonAlpha
      @ProcyonAlpha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Loool

    • @robjt420
      @robjt420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When he describes the thing from men in black as "gangly"🤣🤣

  • @CarolinaMartinez-hc1if
    @CarolinaMartinez-hc1if ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when the cartoon is added to the stores 😅😅

  • @neverloveagain-c5l
    @neverloveagain-c5l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I wish the shadow man one made it to the cartoon

    • @chrisingram8233
      @chrisingram8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its made it to plenty of others

    • @kirstyexleyjackson910
      @kirstyexleyjackson910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisingram8233 0)
      L)

    • @monkeynews8311
      @monkeynews8311 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet the story actually said "A shady character" and he just misread it lol.

    • @Me-zo8yc
      @Me-zo8yc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's so plausible 😆

  • @MrCheesyBaconBits
    @MrCheesyBaconBits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cheers for the upload.

  • @EKOvision
    @EKOvision ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I go round there, there Is a toilet, but it’s not plumbed in.. So it’s just a vase, with shiT in it”
    Everything this man says is🔥

  • @jakehart-kirby5401
    @jakehart-kirby5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Karl's scream of joy at the end, after finally proving Ricky wrong 🤣🤣

  • @angeldiamond11
    @angeldiamond11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    26:12 Karl laughing 👏👍✨✨✨

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who else listens to this while nodding off? Lol

  • @MeMyselfandI20
    @MeMyselfandI20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mind you dinosaurs have gone 🦕 😆

  • @megan5873
    @megan5873 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Christ, de berg" then crumpling paper sound is the best

  • @PilkyPodcasts
    @PilkyPodcasts  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Be sure to LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE for more Karl!

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there, i liked this comment and i shared this reply

  • @jimboardman9904
    @jimboardman9904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had to Google opral fruits 🤣. Like star burst. Listened to this story about 100 times and finally googled opral fruits

  • @netarzanperi3643
    @netarzanperi3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    1:25:22 I HAD A VISION OF THAT CHINESE FLU --KARL PILKINGTON

    • @ChunkstheGungst
      @ChunkstheGungst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LETTER C...

    • @sampeacock3664
      @sampeacock3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ChunkstheGungst what are the odds

    • @X737_
      @X737_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was talking about SARS back in the noughties

    • @richardmorton4762
      @richardmorton4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The subtitles 🤣

  • @jaded9247
    @jaded9247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    26:18 anyone know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?😂

  • @amonero1
    @amonero1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If you don’t laugh with tears at the only fools and horses bit you’re dead inside .😂😂😂
    What makes this better was it was before watershed

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Goodnight 💤

  • @jasontrenkle4518
    @jasontrenkle4518 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lmao the sound of Ricky crumbling up paper after hearing “Christ! De Berg!”

  • @DeadXxPunk2
    @DeadXxPunk2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel bad for Karl sometimes. Ricky feels too harsh on him sometimes

  • @estebon1
    @estebon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    30:33 I almost crashed my car laughing and crying on the freeway

    • @amonero1
      @amonero1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was crying so much 😂

    • @benshepherd124
      @benshepherd124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to pull over because I was laughing so much 🤣

  • @david_oneill02
    @david_oneill02 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Something so funny about him doing the bond impressions lol.

  • @lloydnorval1989
    @lloydnorval1989 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:00 there's a shadow somewhere... 😂😂😂

  • @aaronkelly1082
    @aaronkelly1082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best

  • @gagfails4985
    @gagfails4985 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂

  • @shannonhughes8430
    @shannonhughes8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Could ya maybe black out the video my dude? Perfect videos otherwise ❤️ you're a legend

  • @JP-ci4sh
    @JP-ci4sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was something so funny about the "Bulb" bit😂😂

  • @Meshugas
    @Meshugas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Christ! Da Berg! I was absolutely wheezing laughing

  • @sarahsummerson1971
    @sarahsummerson1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:02:00 is my favourite bit 🤣

  • @VitaWalkingTours
    @VitaWalkingTours 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂
    Can't even spell out his whole name lmao

  • @dagreenflamingo105
    @dagreenflamingo105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sleeping to idiots laughing and talking in a British accent has gotten me through some rough nights, thanks internet

    • @craigread5603
      @craigread5603 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's a British accent?

  • @GSY_Matt
    @GSY_Matt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im dying listening too this yet i need sleep

  • @thecluelesstravellers3490
    @thecluelesstravellers3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is class... I’ve moved to Boston and I can float about pushin people off their bikes and the mayor don’t give a shit!

  • @shannonhughes8430
    @shannonhughes8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Night lads, have a good one x

  • @thehawkeyeguy567
    @thehawkeyeguy567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Karl laughing 🤯

  • @cnolan597
    @cnolan597 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ogie ogie ogie in Alien voice 😂😂😂 howlin

  • @ivankadump2539
    @ivankadump2539 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Himselves” 😮😂

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster2261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Shadow in America story sounds like something your classmate tells you in Primary 2.

  • @tonettalover
    @tonettalover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "you are the best idiot in the world" 🤣🤣thats right

  • @lachlanhooper599
    @lachlanhooper599 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The similarities between xfm talks and Ricky's podcast and Seinfeld episodes are remarkable. I wonder who borrowed from whom?

  • @combswayway1010
    @combswayway1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How brilliant is Karl pilkington not unscripted just brilliance.

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Surely you mean not scripted?

  • @spridle
    @spridle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anyone who says Karl wasn't a comedian is wrong. He definitely wrote material and would give Ricky and Steve a chance to lead him into his bits. 100%.

    • @downagear4323
      @downagear4323 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, not 100%. Nice opinion though

    • @spridle
      @spridle ปีที่แล้ว

      @@downagear4323 where's the clip of when Karl just 'pressed the buttons' for them? Where's audio of Karl's 'old' phone in show he use to have?

    • @ThePontiacBandit911
      @ThePontiacBandit911 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As Steve rightly pointed out: ‘do you think we would have wasted a character this good on this poxy radio station?

    • @MinifigureMultiverse
      @MinifigureMultiverse ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@spridleall the early XFM recordings are lost. This is the days where not everything was stored digitally and indefinitely. The episodes where Karl just works the "buttons", he doesn't speak. Karl is funny, but it really is unscripted. It's just how Karl is.

    • @htpkey
      @htpkey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MinifigureMultiverse If you search online you can find a season 0 of XFM, where it was just Ricky and Steve. It wasn't as funny as with Karl.

  • @DavidBotes-nc9io
    @DavidBotes-nc9io ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ... there's a shadow somewhere....

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fuckin hell i nearly died listening to this😂

  • @anarchyutopia
    @anarchyutopia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Karl’s childlike naïveté is refreshing and sometimes even poignant, but at the end of the day we all love pointing and laughing at him like Ricky ;)

    • @Euph3mia
      @Euph3mia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why’d you write a French word in the middle of an English sentence? You could have just said ‘naivety’. (Just curious, not trying to be rude, lol)

    • @prominerz6701
      @prominerz6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Euph3mia maybe they french

    • @Euph3mia
      @Euph3mia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@prominerz6701 Possibly, but bilinguals generally don’t do this. It’s one language or the other.

    • @dancame2517
      @dancame2517 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Euph3mia it can be spelled either way in English and in fact, in American English, it's more common to spell it 'naïveté'

  • @d-dub2648
    @d-dub2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just love these crazy cats. Fng hilarious.

  • @PeachesMagee
    @PeachesMagee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man Moths???? 😂😂😂

  • @elainebaker7499
    @elainebaker7499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More like Jimmy cagney hilarious ❤❤❤

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He was calling them manmoths as a pun because the mammoths are man-made lol.

    • @GrtGuy
      @GrtGuy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      OHHHHH im surprised he didnt try and explain that

  • @spacedcityhouston3206
    @spacedcityhouston3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After all this time I just noticed Karl points out the alien and Merchant both smoke 💨 haha

  • @darrennolan8465
    @darrennolan8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Karl is a legend!!Ricky just gives me a headache...

    • @karlosthejackel69
      @karlosthejackel69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He just screams as soon as someone else gets more attention

    • @spudspuddy
      @spudspuddy ปีที่แล้ว

      Ricky wrote this script, Karl isnt really thick he's reading a script from Ricky and ad libbing around it

    • @GrtGuy
      @GrtGuy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @spudsbuddy its not scripted...

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “The shadow wasn’t causing problems, but then it was.
    It started pushing people off of bicycles n’that”

  • @lachlanhooper599
    @lachlanhooper599 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "are you gonna eat that?.... Hahahahahahahahah

  • @naomiwelsh5639
    @naomiwelsh5639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely brilliant 😁

  • @Cooz-h1l
    @Cooz-h1l ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:05 is prime Karl

  • @legster983
    @legster983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Let him speak” !!!!!

  • @spudspuddy
    @spudspuddy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Percy Sugden....I'm dead lol

  • @masadragojevic2048
    @masadragojevic2048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:20 why didnt he look both ways

    • @mangoherpson
      @mangoherpson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its so good

  • @leonnestestog2562
    @leonnestestog2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dilkington is fanni😂

  • @scottic_wss
    @scottic_wss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The “shadow” story is semi-true to a degree. I’m inclined to believe he’s talking about “the Hairy Hands” case in USA

  • @joshualyons2854
    @joshualyons2854 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There's a shadow somewhere......

  • @mashayang
    @mashayang 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic

  • @robjt420
    @robjt420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:47😂

  • @RobertBoyle11
    @RobertBoyle11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    43:06 - Karl: Yeah, that's what I was saying
    Ffs ahahaha

  • @danielroche114
    @danielroche114 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The shadow has now taken a seat on a bench outside hatton park in Boston on 5th Street u can pay the shadow a dollar and it will push u for the full interactive experience

  • @marzicat
    @marzicat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘think you idiot’ 😂

  • @DarthwRath
    @DarthwRath 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If aliens ever come to earth and for some reason choose to meet with me. I'll take em to Japan first. To show them what peak humanity is. The culture, the politeness, the cleanliness, how everything is in order and the bare minimum is an 'A-' rating.
    Once that's done, I'll take em to Karl Pilkington and just observe their whole encounter. By the end, I'll be shot in the head and they'll take Karl away as their leader. 😂

    • @AlexCsura
      @AlexCsura หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brilliant mate

  • @shane4362
    @shane4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:00

  • @MisterMalleable
    @MisterMalleable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:20 41:25 4:05

  • @theguardian8317
    @theguardian8317 ปีที่แล้ว

    amazed how I'm one of the most grumpy people I know yet the very first line almost made me pee my pants

  • @donnamclean3746
    @donnamclean3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Karl is the only other person besides my other half that calls a clothes horse a maiden. Never heard the term before 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @herbalty754
      @herbalty754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a northern thing

    • @donnamclean3746
      @donnamclean3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@herbalty754 I'm from the North. I'm north east and he's north west 😁

    • @herbalty754
      @herbalty754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donnamclean3746 im from where he’s from

    • @timw2007
      @timw2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stick it on maiden near the rad.

    • @Euph3mia
      @Euph3mia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I call it a maiden, I’m about 20 mins from where Karl grew up

  • @Smokalatexter77
    @Smokalatexter77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:21:34 manhole cover vs nuke. 😂

  • @Highlyuneducated123
    @Highlyuneducated123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It went Down a storm

  • @Sparroh
    @Sparroh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If it was in the area, sums it up, thanks. That’s me too.