The Very Best of Karl Pilkington | Compilation, The Funniest Stories and Theories
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2018
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MAN MOTH!🤣🤣im actually crying hahaha
“I’m busy, I’m not gonna start looking into something in Depth..”😂
So good. It's not looking into it in depth, Karl, it's literally just reading a book.
Laughed so hard my skull fell off
WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Kahl play a record
I think Ricky and Steve were so stunned about what he was saying that it didn't occur to them that Karl probably just confused scalp for skull
@@lesguitoeven so, how does a scalp fall off? 😂
@@gazf6163circulation problems
Dear Mr. K. Dilkington. You are one of our most valuable customers... I threw it in the bin 😂😂
I don't know why that's so funny LOOOOL but it is!
@@Raven-Claws88 because it made it in the diary 😆
He threw it in the bin without reading how many millions he'd won.
"Little gang of monkeys".Karl made himself laugh.
The next year,
“Can I have another sandwich?”
“Where’s your brother?”
“He died..”
🤭😂
the disarming thing about Karl Pilkington is just how quickly he switches between actually having something of a point and mind-bafflingly, earth-shatteringly stupid. It's completely unpredictable
It started pushing people off bikes😂
“The Siamese twins could’ve looked both ways.”
Oh, heavens.
I can’t stop listening to these 3. It’s oddly comforting to fall asleep to. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m dying 🤣 The manhole cover story is my favorite because it’s true and kind of interesting but way better the way Karl tells it. Real story was the US doing nuclear testing underground drilled a long shaft, placed a nuclear bomb at the bottom then capped the hole with tons of concrete down the shaft and put a manhole cover on top basically just so no one would fall in and the manhole cover flew off at something like 20 times the speed of sound and was never found leading to speculation that it actually could have been sent into orbit which would technically have been the first man made object in orbit if they could prove it 🤣
Exactly that's why I get mad at Ricky cos it's damn true and the fastest manmade object ever. Oh well.
@@euckb with the precedent Karl has set for himself I don't blame Ricky at all for his disbelief
@@Happy_Shopper Honestly I wouldn't have a word of it either but that damn manhole cover went 130,000mph and I'll be found dead under a bridge if that's not fast.
I do believe that the first manmade object to reach space was one of the shells fired from the Paris Gun in WW1.
@@euckb to be fair, the way karl phrased it, it does sound unbelievable. I already knew it happened, but yeah
I've NEVER heard Ricky laugh so hard at the Siamese twin not looking both ways crossing the street.
One of the best things Karl has ever said.
Foodage too.
Karl DILKington was a good laugh too!
01:05:16 🤣🤣 this gets me everytime, you can hear anger in Karl's voice like hes clenching his teeth 🤣
I love it ❤😂
And Ricky laughs like a rooster. 🐓
An infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually type the very best of Karl Pilkington funniest stories and theories.
I’m on a bus and the amount I’m laughing is embarrassing I’m getting some looks
Brilliant 🙂😆🤣
Don't burst
That's me while listening at work😂
The same thing was happening to me today on the bus! 😂 but I was listening to season 3 ep 1 of the podcast where he wouldn’t stop talking about insects and he wrote about them in his diary hahaha
You know Karl's spitting facts when he ends his claim with "n' that".
15:45 they've found kids walking about all hairy because errr they've sort of grew up with wolves 'n that.
I haven’t laughed so hard at any form of entertainment in years.
How do you not love KP 😭❤️
1:11:00 Karl roasts Steve
Loool
1:25:22 I HAD A VISION OF THAT CHINESE FLU --KARL PILKINGTON
LETTER C...
@@jackcomer263 what are the odds
He was talking about SARS back in the noughties
The subtitles 🤣
Karl's scream of joy at the end, after finally proving Ricky wrong 🤣🤣
Catharsis
What minute
I love the whole bit about the monkeys typing up Shakespeare. At the end
Karl: “but do they know the story?”
Steven: (exasperatingly) “they’re monkeys!”
I wish the shadow man one made it to the cartoon
Its made it to plenty of others
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I bet the story actually said "A shady character" and he just misread it lol.
That's so plausible 😆
New to Carl.. Love at first...
😂😍
26:18 anyone know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?😂
1:02:30 Karl is spitting truth's about company's and corporations and charities.
Ricky Gervais has one of those laughs where, even if you have no idea what's so funny, you can't help but start to laugh yourself.
Cheers for the upload.
26:12 Karl laughing 👏👍✨✨✨
“I go round there, there Is a toilet, but it’s not plumbed in.. So it’s just a vase, with shiT in it”
Everything this man says is🔥
I love him Soo much.
I absolutely love these 3 together. Hilarious 😂 x
So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂
30:33 I almost crashed my car laughing and crying on the freeway
I was crying so much 😂
I had to pull over because I was laughing so much 🤣
Sleeping to idiots laughing and talking in a British accent has gotten me through some rough nights, thanks internet
Fuckin hell i nearly died listening to this😂
I feel bad for Karl sometimes. Ricky feels too harsh on him sometimes
Mind you dinosaurs have gone 🦕 😆
Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂
Can't even spell out his whole name lmao
... there's a shadow somewhere....
Could ya maybe black out the video my dude? Perfect videos otherwise ❤️ you're a legend
I love when the cartoon is added to the stores 😅😅
The best
10:20 why didnt he look both ways
Goodnight 💤
Anyone who says Karl wasn't a comedian is wrong. He definitely wrote material and would give Ricky and Steve a chance to lead him into his bits. 100%.
No, not 100%. Nice opinion though
@@downagear4323 where's the clip of when Karl just 'pressed the buttons' for them? Where's audio of Karl's 'old' phone in show he use to have?
As Steve rightly pointed out: ‘do you think we would have wasted a character this good on this poxy radio station?
@@spridleall the early XFM recordings are lost. This is the days where not everything was stored digitally and indefinitely. The episodes where Karl just works the "buttons", he doesn't speak. Karl is funny, but it really is unscripted. It's just how Karl is.
This is class... I’ve moved to Boston and I can float about pushin people off their bikes and the mayor don’t give a shit!
I just love these crazy cats. Fng hilarious.
1:02:00 is my favourite bit 🤣
There was something so funny about the "Bulb" bit😂😂
Epic
Christ! Da Berg! I was absolutely wheezing laughing
Absolutely brilliant 😁
Night lads, have a good one x
Had to Google opral fruits 🤣. Like star burst. Listened to this story about 100 times and finally googled opral fruits
Karl’s childlike naïveté is refreshing and sometimes even poignant, but at the end of the day we all love pointing and laughing at him like Ricky ;)
Why’d you write a French word in the middle of an English sentence? You could have just said ‘naivety’. (Just curious, not trying to be rude, lol)
@@PommeLavande maybe they french
@@prominerz6701 Possibly, but bilinguals generally don’t do this. It’s one language or the other.
@@PommeLavande it can be spelled either way in English and in fact, in American English, it's more common to spell it 'naïveté'
If you don’t laugh with tears at the only fools and horses bit you’re dead inside .😂😂😂
What makes this better was it was before watershed
How brilliant is Karl pilkington not unscripted just brilliance.
Surely you mean not scripted?
Who else listens to this while nodding off? Lol
The Shadow in America story sounds like something your classmate tells you in Primary 2.
“Let him speak” !!!!!
He was calling them manmoths as a pun because the mammoths are man-made lol.
OHHHHH im surprised he didnt try and explain that
After all this time I just noticed Karl points out the alien and Merchant both smoke 💨 haha
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43:06 - Karl: Yeah, that's what I was saying
Ffs ahahaha
Where's bullshit man when you need him😂
Karl laughing 🤯
I know, right?
‘think you idiot’ 😂
Percy Sugden....I'm dead lol
Karl is a legend!!Ricky just gives me a headache...
He just screams as soon as someone else gets more attention
Ricky wrote this script, Karl isnt really thick he's reading a script from Ricky and ad libbing around it
@spudsbuddy its not scripted...
Man Moths???? 😂😂😂
5:47😂
Im dying listening too this yet i need sleep
4:00
"you are the best idiot in the world" 🤣🤣thats right
Dilkington is fanni😂
4:05 is prime Karl
The “shadow” story is semi-true to a degree. I’m inclined to believe he’s talking about “the Hairy Hands” case in USA
Man moths ?!
It never gets old😆😅🤣
Yeah man made mammoths are manmoths
Good night....and that
42:10
Ly
"I had a vision of that Chinese flu" - 1:25:28
And the clue initial was C…
Woaaa
1:21:34 manhole cover vs nuke. 😂
Anyone know what the song at 1:30:10 is?
The shadow has now taken a seat on a bench outside hatton park in Boston on 5th Street u can pay the shadow a dollar and it will push u for the full interactive experience
Karl is the only other person besides my other half that calls a clothes horse a maiden. Never heard the term before 🤷🏻♀️
It’s a northern thing
@@herbalty754 I'm from the North. I'm north east and he's north west 😁
@@donnamclean3746 im from where he’s from
Stick it on maiden near the rad.
I call it a maiden, I’m about 20 mins from where Karl grew up
More like Jimmy cagney hilarious ❤❤❤
amazed how I'm one of the most grumpy people I know yet the very first line almost made me pee my pants
"People at night use to this shadow moving about"
21:18
21:21
34:20
The absolute best
It went Down a storm
There’s shadow somewhere
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Man moth is the best.
Has anyone found the Halfords monkey advert?
The manhole cover is brilliant.
“It was pushing people of the bikes”
10:20 41:25 4:05