James definitely has the worst sense of direction. Once, while filming, he was following a land-rover with the camera crew in it but somehow started following a different land rover. He ended up following a family all the way to their house. Actually, pulling into the family's driveway.
I can’t be the only one who would watch these three living together in a keeping up with the kardashians style show. They would drive each other bonkers and it would be amazing.
This is why the specials were always so good; because they weren't scripted and just showcased the natural chemistry and banter between this friends which is absolutely hilarious. The best scripting for a show with these three is not to script what they will say, but to script events for them to encounter together and let them be themselves.
1:10 I love how even though he's given the wrong info he quickly corrects it. He remembers the smallest details of his time with those two. Lovely tbh.
When they talk about something that happened in an episode, and you know exactly which one it is, you are a real fan. For instance, Hammond being seasick on a small boat after drinking a lot of wine is obviously the London to Oslo race between Hammond and May on a plane and boat, and Jeremy in a Mclaren Mercedes.
@Bill of Rights Listen, mate, we are just here because we want to see gray haired old ladies and blasphemous maggots... now, you may or may not be one or both of these things, but in any case, please go somewhere else. Besides, it is not, silly.
This one got me because I do it too. Mainly when I am stressed admittedly, but I remember the first time I was told about it. Was staying in a hotel on something like the 18th floor and I don't like heights. Family told me I was cussing all night long in my sleep.
The two saying Clarkson is the pain while travelling is TRUER than anything. It is basically scripture. Clarkson's moaning and complaints about air travel is legendary. 😅😅😅 And yes, James' being the BEST IN SENSE OF DIRECTION is also scripture.
I've never really been a car nut, I love classic cars, but Top Gear was one of the best shows ever on tv and one of the only things worth watching on it, just so entertaining, funny and very enjoyable; they're all hilarious. Now I have to see the Grand Tour.
Did Kiff the one armed soundman lose his prosthetic and couldn’t turn the volume up? Had to turn my TV up to levels never before seen and the next video auto playing is probably going to get me evicted
@@johnmichaeltan9908 You went to "film school" so I wouldn't be surprised if you had not heard of anything usefull ever. Like for example what 'film school' is actually called.
1:17 to 1:40 That's a bit rich coming from the man who, rather than expecting wine on a helicopter, just has his own helicopter, and also lives in a castle.
Yeah, but the castle is in Wales so it balances out. And since Wales doesn't have roads, the helicopter is a necessity, since Hammond would probably just crash any sheep he would attempt to ride.
Best trio tv has ever produced. Breaks my heart seeing them grow older. I would watch them for rest of my life whatever they do. Long live hamster Jezza and captain slowly😍🚘❤️
I can sympathise with James, I also find myself getting lost in the most unlikely of places. Ironicly, I bet if you put James in the middle of a maze he would haphazardly wonder around and escape it. That'd be interesting to see that on the show - I guess you could make it car related, see who is able to escape a maze fastest in a golf caddy or something. I think it's when you have a lot going on in the back of the mind you just stop focusing on things like directions.
Oh my god...I think this is the first time I’ve actually heard one of them finally say “Top Gear.” Instead if referring to it as “a motoring show in a galaxy far far away” or “quite a large motoring show I used to be a presenter on.” Big step.
It makes me feel massively better about myself that James, a man who considers himself a gentleman, admits to being very gassy because I consider myself a gentleman and I am also quite gassy.
I think James once mention the same thing about the north pole, that when he is in the same tent with Jeremy and Jeremy is zipped himself inside a sleeping bag all the way to his head. Also the mumbling make he think he is sleeping with a giant maggot LOL.
5:00 lets not forget the first Africa trip, the cheap cars driving across the spine of Africa...james in the big old merc turning the wrong way “He may be mechanically competent...but he has just turned...right...which is Zimbabwe...which is I country I should point out the BBC is not allowed” (cut to james backtracking and going the right way
Worth every second. It’s lovely knowing they know each other so genuinely 🐣
They'd say they'd rather eat mouldy bread than have known each other lol.
It's only in front of the camera. Money talks.
Well theyve been together for more than 15 years
Yet oblivious about themselves hahaha
Be stuck with coworkers for 15 years does that to you. But that's why they are so good
It's funny james say he's a qualified navigator. He once got lost on a racetrack
Only May could get lost on an oval
@@greatwesternproductions2857 Or in his hotel room
More than once
I'm guessing he's only good at navigations aviation-wise, like heading 220 something like that, but u can't use that on public roads, can u?
Once??!!
James definitely has the worst sense of direction. Once, while filming, he was following a land-rover with the camera crew in it but somehow started following a different land rover. He ended up following a family all the way to their house. Actually, pulling into the family's driveway.
Pain inducing grammar on has where it in on has wait what?
Lol that's sums him up
Yeah but we re laughing about it now.. 🤔🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill of Rights the fuck are you on about
@Bill of Rights Hello Republican! Are you angry at a failing democracy, again?
I love hammond's change in personality from the bubbly and enthusiastic one to the tired father
He went from lad to dad
I would watch an episode about james get lost to find his hotel room?
Me too!! Bet it would be very entertaining haha
I think we all would
Yes, and one would learn a lot on the history of the door lock, the do not disturb sign and the complimentary mint.
i picture that meme with john travolta looking around
....lmao
Jeremy clarkson: dear god
James - most unboringly boring
Jeremy - Perfectly imperfect
Hammond - Short
Short king
short man big car
“I AM A DRIVING GOD!”
@@rubenikuy *big head
Little man
Interviewer: "Who is most likely to-"
James: JC
Actually he admitted himself to half, the only once who did, okay JC said he was bad at accents
“It’s like being in a tent with a blasphemous maggot.”
Is your name pronounced Dang-er? It sounds Dutch #USPIS
Enzo de LR b-99?
I'm dead after that! XD
yeah! We heard.
/watch?v=y4DDuqNRHBg at 3:00 mins.
I can’t be the only one who would watch these three living together in a keeping up with the kardashians style show. They would drive each other bonkers and it would be amazing.
That’s basically every episode of top gear ever
It'd be keeping up with the kardashians but actually worth watching.
Please somebody make this Happen!
God, yes!
"naturally Hans is wet, he's standing under a waterfall" remains to this day one of my favourite James May quotes 😂
Natürlich ist Hans nass, er steht unter dem Wasserfall😂
I dont why, but it is still funny every time I hear it.
See them getting old breaks my heart. The whole world will be different for me without them.
Hey, you're just as depressing as I am; Cool!
Leon Liu , you’re going too you know!
@No Nope i know right lmao
We'll raise a glass when they pass.
I think Jeremy Clarkson was born looking old
The audio is really soft, some parts are inaudible
The loud elevator music helps !!!!!
Phew I was questioning my hearing
It's mixed incredibly poorly.
Even turning your volume doesn't help
Turn your volume up then...
sack the sound engineer
hello Sack,
turn up the volume please, sack
Thanks sack
@@Kalimerakis ha... I get it
Reminds me of the jokes people made on old Top Gear videos about the poor sound quality
@Bill of Rights not that I disagree, but wrong video.
who is sack
This is why the specials were always so good; because they weren't scripted and just showcased the natural chemistry and banter between this friends which is absolutely hilarious. The best scripting for a show with these three is not to script what they will say, but to script events for them to encounter together and let them be themselves.
if their show was called 'bickering pointless rambling pensioners' - id still watch it
Me too.
@Chris Landry I believe you. As a man, it is possible to fap to a toaster, and indeed I have done.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 you sound like your from admech in 40k
Same.
hammond is 52...give it a rest with that pensioner shit
The way Jeremy whispered about May's sandals, he sounded like a dad who caught his 12 year old smoking pot behind a church.
Us fans: we love hearing their voices without obtrusive music!
Sound engineer: hold my beer
Let’s also make sure you can’t see what’s written on the boards due to the lighting.
Laryngologist: make an appointment at my office son.
@notformebeaky Especially in this case, because the sound engineer just went to the restroom....
Is it the same old sound editor from the old Top Gear?
Editor
1:10 I love how even though he's given the wrong info he quickly corrects it. He remembers the smallest details of his time with those two. Lovely tbh.
“He’s got these Jesus sandles”
Im done
Just remember, Jeremy is only two years older than Tom Cruise...
I would age that bad if I had to hang around with James May for years.
And tom cruise is a hollywood actor
There's maybe something in this Scientology after all.
It's called going every day to the pub and smoking alot
Botox
'Blasphemous Maggot' unironically sounds like a great name for a Death Metal band.
When they talk about something that happened in an episode, and you know exactly which one it is, you are a real fan.
For instance, Hammond being seasick on a small boat after drinking a lot of wine is obviously the London to Oslo race between Hammond and May on a plane and boat, and Jeremy in a Mclaren Mercedes.
gijs _k I’m one of those people
Or when may talks about the Polar Special
Yes, I can never forget that beautiful SLR and Jeremy trying to stay awake badly
is it just me or is hammond dressed like shrek.
Quinn Kaelin this is something I cannot unsee anymore... WHY WOULD YOU COMMENT THAT ???!!!
some....
*BODY ONCE TOLD ME*
what? onions?
LAYERS
ogres. have. *l a y e r s.*
"The gray haired old lady"
Which of the 3
@Bill of Rights spreading God's word friend! Nice to see you here.
@Bill of Rights
Listen, mate, we are just here because we want to see gray haired old ladies and blasphemous maggots... now, you may or may not be one or both of these things, but in any case, please go somewhere else.
Besides, it is not, silly.
Lol thats james may
I was reading that just as he said it lol
May: “Like being in a tent with a blasphemous maggot”.
😂
yeah... we saw.
with tourettes...lmao
Tek Ma Tek Master Bra'tac
... sorry, wrong fandom 😳
This one got me because I do it too. Mainly when I am stressed admittedly, but I remember the first time I was told about it. Was staying in a hotel on something like the 18th floor and I don't like heights. Family told me I was cussing all night long in my sleep.
To this day I‘ve wondered where the Top Gear Sound Engineer could be employed now...
If you're referring to the mixing on this show, it's pretty horrid tbh
Lmao glad to see a 10-year-old joke be revived
He probably did the new hellboy cause the sound was horrid on that movie
Hes mixing for WOT and Chieftains Jaych videos.
I like how Hammond lets the other two roast each other and just sits back and agrees😂
Hammond’s outfit is giving me pirate vibes
Shreck
It's the waistcoat, he lives them
Seamen*
Pirates life, savy.
The two saying Clarkson is the pain while travelling is TRUER than anything.
It is basically scripture. Clarkson's moaning and complaints about air travel is legendary. 😅😅😅
And yes, James' being the BEST IN SENSE OF DIRECTION is also scripture.
*worst
I nearly had a stroke trying to make sense of the title
Me too. They should have said "Grand Tour hosts play Who's Most Likely", or something of that sort.
Yeah I had to read it 3 times to fully understand the point of the video
Grammar is a thing of the past.
@@way2sh0rt07grad exactly bro
I had to read it 4 times and watch the video to guess what the title means
“He takes crossword with him” May would totally do that
💀 😂
That's being/getting older/old
May and Hammond talk about how much Jezza complains. So kind of him to proceed to immediately illustrate their point.
"It's like being in a tent with a blasphemous maggot" - I died
I can already see Clarkson making jokes about "semen" on this show
That's the entire point of the title smh.
Patrick F 100th like
Yeah, that's the pun, fuckwit.
It seems these PC freaks cut out many of Clarksons answers. Shame.
Literally the reason they called it that
I love how James is just taking shots at Clarkson almost the whole time but neither of them dragged Hammond.
I've never really been a car nut, I love classic cars, but Top Gear was one of the best shows ever on tv and one of the only things worth watching on it, just so entertaining, funny and very enjoyable; they're all hilarious. Now I have to see the Grand Tour.
''An itchy blanket, made to remind you how lucky you are.'' -May
So this is Why James put it in his Volvo.
john sun now I kind of want to try one but it’d probably get too annoying.
“He’s got these... *leans forward* Jesus sandals”
8:03 I understood everything Jeremy said and I don't speak French...
Sola174 lol
I think his French is rather good actually - or at least miles better than I would have thought haha
Did Kiff the one armed soundman lose his prosthetic and couldn’t turn the volume up? Had to turn my TV up to levels never before seen and the next video auto playing is probably going to get me evicted
only thing the turnt way the fk up was the ping noise
It’s typical of the new graduates from film school, they think it’s 😎 it’s all about the atmosphere and ambiance 🤦🏻♂️
@@firstnamesecondname5341 ^The fuck is that hip stuff? Been to film school, never heard of that shit.
@@johnmichaeltan9908 You went to "film school" so I wouldn't be surprised if you had not heard of anything usefull ever. Like for example what 'film school' is actually called.
fav trio of all time
It’d be so much more fun when they’re interviewed together. They belong to each other.
“The gray haird old lady” I lost it at that one
He says that every damn time :D
These guys are absolutely hilarious, the chemistry is off the chain
Love these stories. Must be a blast to work together while being equally infuriating.
Why is the audio so low, had to turn up my volume for this when most other videos are quite loud normally.
You poor thing, that must've been awful for you. I'm glad you seem to have coped so well, good on you!! Stay Strong.
Yeah but he’s right though. I turned it up so loud that my next video was waking people up.
It’s not an over reaction.
I'm using my headphones, at max volume to hear everything, that's wrong.
Glad to know I'm not going mad here.
Phone on max and I still can't hear it properly.
1:17 to 1:40 That's a bit rich coming from the man who, rather than expecting wine on a helicopter, just has his own helicopter, and also lives in a castle.
Yeah, but the castle is in Wales so it balances out. And since Wales doesn't have roads, the helicopter is a necessity, since Hammond would probably just crash any sheep he would attempt to ride.
@@joaogomes9405 dying 🤣
The friendship and comradry displayed in this video is very rare and beautiful to watch. I wish I had friends like that!
8:50 "Naturally Hans is wet, he's standing under a waterfall"
OMG YEAH!
On the North Pole episode when May was describing Clarkson talking in his sleep. Still makes me laugh till I cry when I think about it.
"Having said that, i stole this jacket."
- James May
yeah! we heard him say that.
@@djollyrodjeur these people are cringey
haha, yepp, that was golden
welp, it's hist now
Best trio tv has ever produced.
Breaks my heart seeing them grow older. I would watch them for rest of my life whatever they do.
Long live hamster Jezza and captain slowly😍🚘❤️
5:31 That giggle, though
"It's like being in a tent with a blasphemous maggot." - James May
No one has ever said that before.
Whose idea was the dry erase board? You can’t read a single one of then.
Agreed, horrible idea
Agreed. I was just listening to it, and went shit i cant hear who they write. Then I looked, and I still have no idea what they wrote. Pretty lame.
@@arprecisionmodshop-1446 lol same here. Lots of squinting.
They’re pointless since they utter the answers immediately
Get your eyes tested bro
Can't get enough of these 3 fellas.
French with a Yorkshire accent?! I'm dying😂😂
More people should be watching this video. Ironic how it hasn't gone viral yet, pun intended.
dead
Too bad that that isnt a pun
Might get some more traction if anyone could hear wtf they're saying.
500k now, it’s getting there
I love how we could all guess the answers to most of these questions
"itchy prison blanket" I feel this is code for something else.
Aber ja natürlich hans ist nass er steht unter dem wasserfall...
Let’s see how many people know that... All I can say is that I do.
Naturally Hans is wet he's standing under a waterfall.
The Revolutionary “I use it all the time!”
Bjarni Kwiecien it’s kind of a one shot, isn’t it?
"yeah well you dont sing deutschland deutschland uber alles everytime the queen comes on the television"
Anyone else think that Jeremy could _kill_ some ASMR when he drops his voice down into the cellar like that? Fucking hypnotic, it is.
I thought jeremy was speaking spanish when he said the german thing and i‘m german.
Jeremy's impression of james makes me laugh so much haha
fix the sound its volume is all over the place.
"hmm, ill raise the volume so i can hear what they're saying"...... PIING
9:20 "I fear no man... but that _thing_ .... It scares me."
These three are inseparable for all time.
I love the stuff James wears weirdly
Nice interview. I hope they raise your subscriber count a bit! You deserve more!
1:26 will the wine be chilled on the helicopter 😂
I dare'nt make a noise or else I'll miss the whole interview! 🤫
Once they are gone these legends will be truly missed 🙏♥️
I can sympathise with James, I also find myself getting lost in the most unlikely of places. Ironicly, I bet if you put James in the middle of a maze he would haphazardly wonder around and escape it. That'd be interesting to see that on the show - I guess you could make it car related, see who is able to escape a maze fastest in a golf caddy or something. I think it's when you have a lot going on in the back of the mind you just stop focusing on things like directions.
Oh my god...I think this is the first time I’ve actually heard one of them finally say “Top Gear.” Instead if referring to it as “a motoring show in a galaxy far far away” or “quite a large motoring show I used to be a presenter on.” Big step.
"I have the sense of direction because I have satnav on my phone"
Exactly MUM.
I'll miss these three
Can't believe they didn't mention Clarkson's American accent during that bit! It's brilliant
I love it when Richard Hammond asks for spaghetti Bolegnese in Italy. "Yi Am A belender" The fist time I heard that I passed out from laughing.
I love the accent bit.. but I think Hammond's German Accent might be his best
I could actually watch them having a conversation for hours and still be entertained
I love these three!
It makes me feel massively better about myself that James, a man who considers himself a gentleman, admits to being very gassy because I consider myself a gentleman and I am also quite gassy.
Right, because gentlemen masquerade as "battletoad22".
@@scottowens398 he’s the fedora internet type gentleman not well off Englishmen type lol
I like to think James May always as a glass of wine at arms distance.
Macho Fantastico I blame OZ for that.
Omg I wish these guys could keep entertaining for decades to come!
Also; name a better trio!
I think James once mention the same thing about the north pole, that when he is in the same tent with Jeremy and Jeremy is zipped himself inside a sleeping bag all the way to his head. Also the mumbling make he think he is sleeping with a giant maggot LOL.
god i love those three. i pray to the lord they wont stop adventuring together for the next 100 years
This is pure comedy I love it all so much these guys are just great
Haha Jeremy going to sleep pissed off screaming into his sleeping bag. That's golden!
3:21 if I had to guess, Jeremy is referring to the old Top Gear episode of the race to Oslo where he is driving the Merc SLR
5:33 - That giggle is _adorable._
3:34 Jeremy perfectly explains how I feel when I have gas trapped in my intestines
I love these 3 guys
“The grey haired old lady” 😂😂😂
Unscripted scenes as always the funniest and most entertaining. Looking forward to more episodes.
5:00 lets not forget the first Africa trip, the cheap cars driving across the spine of Africa...james in the big old merc turning the wrong way
“He may be mechanically competent...but he has just turned...right...which is Zimbabwe...which is I country I should point out the BBC is not allowed” (cut to james backtracking and going the right way
Very sad Jeremy Clarkson couldn’t do my make-a-wish, but at least this series is coming out on my BIRTHDAY!
May is beginning to look like Hammond and Clarkson simultaneously
Had to blast it on full volume with headphones on to hear anything. Have to imagine what is written on James's white board.
Maan! I can't wait for Seamen. That came out wrong....
The whole point of using the signs is to see the surprise on their faces, they also separated them from each other for the questions.