Okartel are you more of a ‘slow down awkwardly and let your bro pass’ kinda guy, or a ‘re-greet and keep talking like the most socially painful thing ever didnt just happen’ guy?
Most people capable of normal conversations don't think they are capable of normal conversations and relate to this video a lot. It's pretty funny actually.
Used to get so bored at my food service job that I started saying, “Hi, how can I food you?” to customers and no one ever called me out or even seemed to notice.
I went to a German lan guy age immersion camp once and the counselors told us to “fressen” our food which is the word that means to eat like an animal. I don’t think most of the kids got it.
He is so amused and I am charmed. Damnit. I am angered and threatened by him actually applying his useful content to his life. I didnt subscribe for wholesome growth! So unrelatable. I need loser Casual back.
I'm german, and while I know that Americans expect the Answer "Fine" and then Silence or Lies, I normally just give them a complete and honest Account of my entire Week in the manner of an Edwardian. And I can keep it up for 20 Minutes, reminding them constantly by thanking them for asking, just going through all the Notions, the Expressions of the Cashiers I met, the Circuit Breaker that Broke or that one Time someone tried to murder me in Traffic. Now they just presume on me with a "And you are doing well I see" or something of that Sort.
Worked in retail. Made it a point to always say "good morning" to customers no matter what time of day it was, just to see how late they'd absentmindedly return the greeting. About 9:30 pm was the golden zone.
Hey@@yiumyoumsan6997, "putting someone of hold" means that you're pausing the phone call. "Yes please" would usually be inappropriate because it makes it seem like you want be "put on hold", and don't want to keep talking with the person.
A few things I’ve learnt lately: • Try your damned hardest not to interrupt. The most valuable thing you can contribute to a conversation is a respect for the other person and what they have to say. • If someone’s point does get interrupted, or the conversation goes off on a tangent before they’ve concluded what they were saying, wait for an appropriate pause and ask them to continue what they were saying, even if it wasn’t you who interrupted them. They’ll be pleasantly surprised and appreciate it. • In casual conversation, if you didn’t hear something, or didn’t understand something someone said to you, people really appreciate it if you ask them to explain it, or expand on a point. Say “I’m sorry, what did you mean when you said XYZ?“. It shows them that you actually really care about what they’re saying to you.
@@QSBraWQ then I usually say "ok what were you saying a minute ago?" and usually they don't remember either but it gets the conversation rolling again towards finding a topic.
Thanks for this. I've been annoyed by how often people interrupt each other my whole LIFE and it's like, why is that the easiest way for people to communicate? It's often because people aren't actually listening, they're just waiting for a chance to make you feel stupid and then change your mind. And, unfortunately, the more self absorbed the world has become, the more common this seems to be.
I remember this random teen and his friend walking near me outside. The teen walked straight into the column of a building and I burst out laughing with them. The dude was clearly embarrassed and I still remember it XD
Yes that makes me feel nervous, like what if i accidentally do something like the elevator guy 😅 honestly sounds like something i could say maybe it would be my best joke
Me trying to start a conversation at a hotel lobby: Me : "Hey, how many months have you been pregnant." Middle-aged man: "Excuse me?" Me : *_walks away_*
Seems legit. I was in highschool one time (duh). I was in a group of about 30 or so high schoolers from Minnesota... In a hotel in Washington DC. At 6am. We were chattering over breakfast. Worker: Enjoying everytjing. Us in unison: Warmarflulawa Translation: What about breakfast? Its fine. Also Jessica and Ashley are in the room still. Wait? Worker to teacher: when you going back (to your country?). Teacher: Gives worker very confused look. "We are from Minnesota. It takes skill to understand 30 midwestern teens attempting to operate on 2 hours of sleep at 6 am.
@@geekygirl2596 we were supposed to do it in 7th, but because of corona it's probably going to be in the summer before 11th grade We are from the land of the Yee and the home of the haw though.
@@PakkiNakki your brain needs to adapt to the way a person speaks. People can talk in very different ways and each way requires its own decoding method. That's why when talking to someone, before actually saying it I will lead with something useless like "hellohowareyou" etc, just to give them time to get accustomed to my voice.
"When I talk to a stranger, I usually see it as a chance to screw things up. So I don't do it." ....you sir, have just summed up my entire existence on this planet. Bravo
evan lmao I work at chipotle and can say this happens way too often. Lol or when they ask for cilantro lime rice and I have to explain that both have cilantro lime
That’s like Panera. “Side of apple, bread, or chips?” Customer: “apple bread or bread chips? Hmmmm.” 🤦🏻♀️ Then they’d get mad when I wouldn’t give them a free apple muffin instead because they got confused. Ffs. Don’t miss that.
Billy Fontane or when they specifically ask for just plain rice no cilantro lime so you have to walk to the back with a line to the door and slow down literally everything for 1 3pt bowl
@@whatisthis999 99% of the time, but I have had someone ask me if I dip and then give me a free log. It was at the MO state fair and he worked for Redman as a "recruiter" or something I guess
That actually makes sense, though. The valediction "good luck" actually means "have good luck." You are saying you will have good luck. I don't see the problem.
@@erinonfire1264 It's not the normal response, but if someone said "I will," I would assume they were being confident, not that they said the wrong thing thoughtlessly.
@@SenpaiDeoxys Same! I saw another video that talked about this. I was like, wait! *Thinks about other people* oh shit, I don't remember anything about what they said, must be true. xD Definitely a fact, only we make a big deal about ourselves. Pretty egotistical when you think about it. xD
My birthday was two days ago and my friends called me. They all told me happy birthday and instead of saying you too I literally said "Happy birthday" like in all seriousness. I wish I would have just said "you too"
@YamFestival being happy is all that matters in my opinion....now you do whatever you can do to be happy without hurting anyone.! i think yes.... That's how you should do it.
Socially small talks are very helpful, because it doesn't involve expectations,just a healthy talk . For anything we need basic understanding of what other person is upto .where in relationships like long term need complete understanding. When someone is willing for long-term they should know about us ,so that they can understand our borders, If they don't know ur values they can simply damge you . If u let someone in they should know u . And u know there should be a platform for any talks like co-dependency, it should be work , or emotional, physical, education like learning something in same environment, sometimes service, community, family financial.without this nothing will exists. Somehow ur survival structure should relate.. ifnt it's tough
@@nicklockk The person is asking 'How are you?' like 'How is everything going with you, are you having a good day?' and Ben Kingsley responds sarcastically "Just what you see." like 'What you see is what you get' or 'You can see how I am by looking at me' taking 'how he is' as his physical characteristics rather than his emotional state.
Girl: "I like talking to you, unlike the other guys in our class, you are really nice to others" Me: "Thanks, you are also nicer than the other guys!" This literally keeps me awake at night.
money bet, the moment the dude in the elevator got out, he was doing backflips trying to kick himself in the face for making that awkward bike comment.
actually people tend to notice more if someone makes something depressing especially if its cringe anxiety that isnt related to the situation or conversation. i mean cringe by people purposefully publicly telling they are anxious or cant talk to people. if a down syndrome can make conversation, you have no excuse.
Last week I was at a party and had no one to talk to, so I threw another pallet into the fire and danced on it. Needless to say that got some heads to turn and I felt like I was on top of the world. Rather ironically the “world” caught on fire and I needed to jump off before my hair and skin were irreparably damaged. Afterwards 4 strangers instantly wanted to talk to me and I got intimidated by the attention and left. Overall 8/10 interaction I wish I would have been drunk so I could have an excuse for being on fire.
So many people just either don't hear me or just ignore me and so it's like: "Hi, welcome to Wendy's. Will this be for here or to go?" "Um, I'd like a number 5 medium." "Okay, and will that be for here or to go?" "I'd also like two small frosties." "Chocolate or va-" "And also 2 kids meals." Will that be for here or to go . . ." "Yeah, um-" "Your here's your total have a nice day."
my secret is to be socially and emotionally unaware or distracted. this makes it easier to close my eyes and jump into most social interactions with a 60% success rate.
I WAS DISTRACTED THINKING ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES CUSTOMERS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME AND MY BRAIN CAME BACK ON THE STATEMENT: "ugh, poor thing must've been vaccinated"!!!
Fun fact: We (Americans) never left South Korea; There are, to this day, almost 25,000 American armed forces on the peninsula, and about 50,000 more in Japan. More than all troops currently deployed to the Middle East. I'm sure it won't change Jan's mind, but it's interesting nevertheless.
"Oh really because I always saw it as our simple protagonist with simple goals is rewarded with a family for staying true to the conservative American dream while the woman who was swayed by 60's liberalism, abandoned the Christian sanctity of sex, and opposed the war dies of AIDs" and now you've got a conversation!
@@NostalgicHearts A satisfying ending for a show can and often includes what is implied to happen after the show ends. Perfect example is the fairy tale-esque, "They got married in the Spring, the end." This doesn't mean that the protagonists have no more troubles or that they do nothing, it simply shows the resolution of the story's plot while leaving the detail to the imagination. Spoiler: A better example is how Jeff and Annie DIDN'T get together in community. The community story has ended and problems resolved but the viewer is left excited for what the future holds for both characters!
Waiter: “Enjoy your food, sir.” Me: “You too” Edit: Can’t wait to keep saying this on 2020 2022 Edit: Happy Belated New year guys!! Hope ya’ll doin well. 2024 Edit: Hope ya'll are still doing well😌
It was tough for me to talk to many people, one day i drank and went to class and talked to everyone with confidence. I was a fun guy It was because it made me think less of the consequences and i stopped overthinking I stopped drinking but still maintained that attitude *DRINKING IS STILL BAD*
A girl I was talking to for a month at the time told me in person; Her: *smiles* “I like you” Me: “thank you” We ended up dating and laughed about it later but it was dreadful in the moment 😅
"Hey"
"Good, and you?"
I'm so terrible at communicating I didn't see anything wrong with that until I read it about the 6th time
ALL THE FREAKIN TIME!!!
Psi Low "You too"
THANKS GOD! IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!
"good morning"
"Yes"
Cashier: “have a good day”
Me: “you’re welcome”
Cashier: *confused screaming*
Lol
Me: Have a good shift mun.
Cashier: Y-you too
Me: I don't have a job
Cashier: Oh.
Waiter: "thanks for coming"
Me: "you too. wait."
Waitress: enjoy your meal!
Me: you too
"put a hand on their thigh"
"no homo"
brilliant
Ciibus facts best Channel out there
Isnt putting your hands on people's thighs the only way to make friends?
*wheeze*
I havent laughed this hard in months
Not sure you got it. I listened about eight times and I’m pretty sure he self-servingly modified it so girls would understand how to talk to him.
"would you kill a child?"
"Yes, and..."
No but..
Uuhhhhhh
No but i would make it an orphan
instantly best friends
Reminds me of bojack horseman
“i cant stop thinking what other people think of me”
“dont worry man, no one thinks about you”
*smiles*
Lol. I don't know about that. Maybe random people don't, but people that you see on a regular basis ( maybe at the gym) prob as boy do.
* probabbly
Especially when you say or do something stupid .
@@thatoneguy444 So own the story and laugh at yourself with others. we all do dumb shit.
this guy
“Alright dawg, see ya later.”
“See ya man.”
_Walks in same direction._
Okartel are you more of a ‘slow down awkwardly and let your bro pass’ kinda guy, or a ‘re-greet and keep talking like the most socially painful thing ever didnt just happen’ guy?
The horror. Anyone that can solve this problem deserves a noble prize
I'd run into the road tbh
I just did that yesterday
Yeah that's the worst
*walks up to man on street*
*points at shoes*
“Are they fast?”
Thanks for the laugh
"What are thoose?"
My crocs are faster
"Nah but they've got a lot of torque."
Im gonna use this next time I can :>
The fact that a vídeo called "How to have normal conversation" has 3.4 Million views means a Lot.
Mal, la mayoría somos unos inadaptados
@@Mkqvtlll Very true bro, muchos de los niños de Gen Z tienen problemas con ablando con las personas
Most people capable of normal conversations don't think they are capable of normal conversations and relate to this video a lot. It's pretty funny actually.
@@Ristaak lol
@@cabbage5169 I'm trying to respond in Spanish, but I'm just experienced enough to know I will do it incorrectly.
"Hey how's it going?"
"I'm good"
"Good thanks"
HI GOOD IM DAD
*Hi Dad I'm good*
@@undercover_idiot hi kidz
Good
k but this deadass happens whenever I text an old classmate or coworker :/
Used to get so bored at my food service job that I started saying, “Hi, how can I food you?” to customers and no one ever called me out or even seemed to notice.
I would laugh and say "food me with a number 3 with extra sauce"
Oh they do notice, but they won't say it out loud
Good night
You could completely speak Vietnamese and it wouldn't bump me as long as my order is somewhat close to correct
Plot twist: they noticed but were too embarrassed for you to call it out to your face
I went to a German lan guy age immersion camp once and the counselors told us to “fressen” our food which is the word that means to eat like an animal. I don’t think most of the kids got it.
i love how you can hear him smiling while talking about his mother
He truly loves her
So wholesome
This video made me smile. :)
He is so amused and I am charmed.
Damnit.
I am angered and threatened by him actually applying his useful content to his life. I didnt subscribe for wholesome growth! So unrelatable. I need loser Casual back.
I was cracking up on that bit lmao
POV: You're an introvert and finally deciding to start talking to people.
Yes!
also im not an introvert loser
Ayyyyy
Everyone of my friends talk about normal stuff while I'm
Just here watching knowing that they don't know that I don't know how to have a conversation
Introvert isn’t the same as being social awkward. Yeah we read the title man.
im going to try the “nohomo” strat
De snurkende Mennekes good idea
Is that made by fender?
make sure to yell no homo at the end or you gay
haha yes
Bet it's not as fast as my "Yeshomo" strat
“I don’t remember anyone else’s blunders” *makes video on weirdo who compares bikes to cars*
Check mate atheists.
Well chronologically at first it was his own blunder in his perception
True but he's still confused about who actually made the blunder
That's only in the rare case that you make a blunder so obtuse and confusing that the other person thinks it was their fault
>Implying that was a blunder
Me: "Hey how are ya doing?"
Them: "Terrible."
Me: "Ok, see ya around."
That might be the best response depending on the person. That's what I prefer a lot haha.
*Oblivion Music plays in the background*
Wait who’s in me
I'm german, and while I know that Americans expect the Answer "Fine" and then Silence or Lies, I normally just give them a complete and honest Account of my entire Week in the manner of an Edwardian.
And I can keep it up for 20 Minutes, reminding them constantly by thanking them for asking, just going through all the Notions, the Expressions of the Cashiers I met, the Circuit Breaker that Broke or that one Time someone tried to murder me in Traffic.
Now they just presume on me with a "And you are doing well I see" or something of that Sort.
@@MyFabian94 th-cam.com/video/mhEYXcCB1Qw/w-d-xo.html
Worked in retail. Made it a point to always say "good morning" to customers no matter what time of day it was, just to see how late they'd absentmindedly return the greeting. About 9:30 pm was the golden zone.
On the phone:
"Mind if I put you on hold?"
"Yes please"
LMAO JESUS
What does that mean, English is not my first language
I can't breathe omfg
Hey@@yiumyoumsan6997, "putting someone of hold" means that you're pausing the phone call. "Yes please" would usually be inappropriate because it makes it seem like you want be "put on hold", and don't want to keep talking with the person.
@@jamietalbot1662 oh ok i get it now thanks
Girl at office: "Where did you get that shirt its nice."
Me:"Thanks for the twitch prime."
N😱😱😱
I can’t like
@@moneyshorts3 same 😂😂😂
At least you didnt mess up and said OnlyFans
@@juliaxiao5320 Thanks for the twitch prime
Me: ok dont be awkward
Person: "Hello"
Me: "Good thanks"
How are you?
Hello!
Nah you're still good, I'll just talk louder and more clearly since you didn't hear me properly the first time.
Me: Your comments "joke" is getting old and not even funny
Tek Rx This is why I can’t make jokes in public 😔
A few things I’ve learnt lately:
• Try your damned hardest not to interrupt. The most valuable thing you can contribute to a conversation is a respect for the other person and what they have to say.
• If someone’s point does get interrupted, or the conversation goes off on a tangent before they’ve concluded what they were saying, wait for an appropriate pause and ask them to continue what they were saying, even if it wasn’t you who interrupted them. They’ll be pleasantly surprised and appreciate it.
• In casual conversation, if you didn’t hear something, or didn’t understand something someone said to you, people really appreciate it if you ask them to explain it, or expand on a point. Say “I’m sorry, what did you mean when you said XYZ?“. It shows them that you actually really care about what they’re saying to you.
Of course, it's all a kind deception really. Their ideas are probably not worth the breath they are spoken with.
I Really like that. It should be the first thing you learn in 4th grade
how to do last one when you didn't hear the "XYZ" thing?
@@QSBraWQ then I usually say "ok what were you saying a minute ago?" and usually they don't remember either but it gets the conversation rolling again towards finding a topic.
Thanks for this. I've been annoyed by how often people interrupt each other my whole LIFE and it's like, why is that the easiest way for people to communicate? It's often because people aren't actually listening, they're just waiting for a chance to make you feel stupid and then change your mind. And, unfortunately, the more self absorbed the world has become, the more common this seems to be.
Person I just met: “Lovely meeting you!”
Me: “Love you too!”
Still haunts me at night
Hahaha. I'm going to start doing that.
I have a job interview. I'm going to do it at the end of the interview.
Hahaha!
Sounds like something I would think
That's 100% something I would say just because I'm trying to answer too quickly
On a date;
Me (to myself): don't let her know how awkward you are
Her : Nice weather
Me : Thanks
........
Mustafa Bale
Me: *shit* Oops haha, i thought you said “nice sweater”
Her: but you’re wearing a t-shirt
Me: ...
@@ap982 *starts sweating*
Me: "Oh I thought you meant I was healthy because of how much I sweat"
Her: "You're literally on a hospital bed"
best response to that is “i am god, i control the weather”
@@demonindenim *Thor
Mustafa Bale hahaha i saw that meme
I wish you could just log off when the conversation gets awkward in real life
:c this is why I spend my time on TH-cam talking to people instead of talking to the kids at school
That’s Why I always keep my cyanide pils with me
@@Happenstance_music wtf
@@Happenstance_music The easy way to escape an awkward conversation haha
I mean there's always suicide but I won't consider that if I were you.
"I am of course talking about children"
I love this channel
Best advice I’ve ever gotten was “when you walk in a room pretend that everyone already likes you” Even though my parents always tell my I’m a failure
This might actually be helpful, thanks !
God, how I would like to have friends like you.
BRUHH I felt that last line on a personal level
"the key to confidence is to just Fake it. Forever."
Leobastian _ yes and eventually you’ll start to believe it
She asks you to marry her after 5 years of dating.
Is she into you?
Well, you can't really tell
Maybe she's from Canada and is just being polite.
Shes desperate
It's a good sign, but it's really too early to know for sure.
Fabi Productions 69th like
Everyone knows marriage ends in divorce.. maybe she is trying to break up.
"I remember my blunders, but I never remember anyone elses"
"There was an elevator guy that made a bad joke once, I'll never forget him"
He remembers him because he roasted him so hard and pointed out his flaws and life mistakes.
I remember this random teen and his friend walking near me outside. The teen walked straight into the column of a building and I burst out laughing with them.
The dude was clearly embarrassed and I still remember it XD
@@LennyTheHopeless Like I'll remember your collum
Yes that makes me feel nervous, like what if i accidentally do something like the elevator guy 😅 honestly sounds like something i could say maybe it would be my best joke
"No one thinks about you"
I've stayed true to this saying for my entire life after 13 years old.
Me trying to start a conversation at a hotel lobby:
Me : "Hey, how many months have you been pregnant."
Middle-aged man: "Excuse me?"
Me : *_walks away_*
Seems legit. I was in highschool one time (duh). I was in a group of about 30 or so high schoolers from Minnesota... In a hotel in Washington DC. At 6am.
We were chattering over breakfast.
Worker: Enjoying everytjing.
Us in unison: Warmarflulawa
Translation: What about breakfast? Its fine. Also Jessica and Ashley are in the room still. Wait?
Worker to teacher: when you going back (to your country?).
Teacher: Gives worker very confused look. "We are from Minnesota. It takes skill to understand 30 midwestern teens attempting to operate on 2 hours of sleep at 6 am.
I don't know why, but this made me laugh for atleast a minute.
@@geekygirl2596 we were supposed to do it in 7th, but because of corona it's probably going to be in the summer before 11th grade
We are from the land of the Yee and the home of the haw though.
Someone: (Completely coherent and understandable sentence)
Me: “Im sorry?”
Someone: (Completely coherent and understandable question)
Me: haha yeah
Me, 5 seconds later and interrupting their repeat: "Oh, I'm good... Sorry, took me a moment to comprehend words"
I’ve noticed I can’t hear people who I don’t know. It’s weird
Omg this is so relatable. I succeed every single f*cking hearing test but I literally cannot hear what other people say it's driving me nuts.
@@PakkiNakki your brain needs to adapt to the way a person speaks. People can talk in very different ways and each way requires its own decoding method.
That's why when talking to someone, before actually saying it I will lead with something useless like "hellohowareyou" etc, just to give them time to get accustomed to my voice.
Everytime Jan storms in a monologue I know I'll end up laughing to tears
"nice weather"
me: "thanks"
*mentally dies*
Yo someone said “good morning” and I said “thank you”
Awkwardly Accepting the Title of Weather God, colorized
That's ok, they probably thought you heard "nice sweater"
t s ó l a r i a HAHAHAHAHA
It's nice to find other people who have accidentally convinced others they are wether gods.
Here's my version:
Step 1: You don't.
Step 2: You have an existential crysis
Step 3: Take deep breaths into paper bag.
@@frostyjeff ah damn i have always had existential crisis, not crysis. Now i see where i went wrong.
@@kiruuttori8539 yes like cry-sis like cry-sisters
Step 4: have a cardiac arrest
It’s funny I actually focused on trying this stuff it’s actually worked.
damn boi that's the most important part
is it Possible to learn this Power?
Yeah smurfing only with years of awkward practicing young grasshopper
Resference
But upper thigh or lower thigh?
@@yeahsmurfing3451 not from an introvert
*me at work:*
customer: "How are you today?"
me: "Yes."
_Yotsuba_ Now you can say “yes, and” to keep the conversation going
Are you Captain Falcon?
I do this every time a server asks me how I am doing if I don’t consciously prepare my answer before they reach the table.
999th like. just gave somebody a good day.
⁸
Girl: "Hey you wanna go grab some coffee?"
Me: "I don't drink coffee."
It's pretty small, but still hurts years later.
Ouch
Dont worry bud, gotta hit 6' somehow, they understand
Alex
(Cough cough)
*he didn’t pick up the hint*
Hey, it can't hurt that bad if it never happened.
@@Kay_213_ me neither
the key is to be so socially inept you don't even realize it when you're being awkward and instead just power through it talking about Bionicle's.
How many Bionicles do you have?
Or all of us nerds could group together and not have to worry about seeming awkward and socially inept because we all get it.
@@sarahbarabe8470 I have a dream. That is it completely.
Arthur: “How you doing Jack?”
Jack: “Dad and mom are fighting again”
Arthur: “Okay I’ll catch you later then”
Arthur: "How're things?"
*someone else* : "Lenny and Hosea died, and we thought all of you died as well!"
Arthur: "Ok, talk to you later."
_AnYwAy BeSt bE gEtTiN oFf_
869th like
wEll , iLl lEave yA tO it tHeN
Well since I'm usually on autopilot
It would be... good. Good to hear it man.glad everything Is going great
Some one: Oh hey Thank you
Me: **deciding whether or not to say "you're welcome" or "no problem" **
Me: Your problem
Brain: *face palm*
We_High._.In-Density_ this made me laugh lol
no welcome
No challenge
This made me laugh so hard xDDD
Hahahah dude this shit is way too relatable
"amuse yourself"
me, who finds no greater joy than in arguing with people: well, well as you please
Girl: come, I am alone.
Me: Aren’t we all?
is
Patrick
And
Fantastic
And
Me: *Walking*
Guy: You’re probably not as fast as my car
You: My legs are fucking massive so check yourself
*probably*
OOF, still stings. How could he be so right, life is suffering
@@shadowcude3944 that’s so good I haven’t laughed like this in years
"When I talk to a stranger, I usually see it as a chance to screw things up. So I don't do it."
....you sir, have just summed up my entire existence on this planet. Bravo
1969: we will have flying cars in 50 years!111!1!
2019: How to Have a Normal Conversation
Daniel I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭😳
Why do you think people wanted flying cars? It was to drive away flying from awkward conversations.
It's true, though. Society. We live in one.
2069: people are dying because they forget how to breath
@@Bakwazan I'd believe it. We've already got to the point where people die because the forgot that tide pods aren't food
Cashier guy at the cinema: "enjoy the movie!"
Me: "you too!"
I love his mom.
Not many people are that dark at this day and age.
elouaililili i do this very often i dont even know what to do to fix it at this point
Every time 🤦🏽♀️
What are you supposed to say
Me working at the airport: "Have a nice flight!"
Almost all American pax: "You too!"
I think this is quite common lol
Waiter: “Enjoy your food”
Me: “Thanks you too”
me, a chipotle employee: White or brown rice?
customer: y e s
me: okay, black or pinto beans?
customer: c h i c k e n
evan lmao I work at chipotle and can say this happens way too often. Lol or when they ask for cilantro lime rice and I have to explain that both have cilantro lime
That’s like Panera. “Side of apple, bread, or chips?” Customer: “apple bread or bread chips? Hmmmm.” 🤦🏻♀️ Then they’d get mad when I wouldn’t give them a free apple muffin instead because they got confused. Ffs. Don’t miss that.
Billy Fontane or when they specifically ask for just plain rice no cilantro lime so you have to walk to the back with a line to the door and slow down literally everything for 1 3pt bowl
@@kumakena
Why not say apple, chips or bread?
@@livinglifeform7974 Apple chips, or bread
"Hey man, do you smoke"
"No thanks"
i actually did this the other day
Kinda makes sense tho. They might have been offering you a smoke.
@Juie P. that never happens
@@whatisthis999 That's not true in the slightest!
@@whatisthis999 99% of the time, but I have had someone ask me if I dip and then give me a free log. It was at the MO state fair and he worked for Redman as a "recruiter" or something I guess
@PyroNinja713 lucky u , the one time someone asked me if i smoke was to try to sell me a cig for 1 euro
"Hey, how are you?"
"Hey what's up?"
*both at the same time* : "Good, thanks, and you?"
And they lived happily ever after ♡
*staring and then proceeds to laugh*
I d walk away
IT HAPPENS A LOT.
I remember doing this BACK AND FORTH. We said “Good, thanks, and you?” 3 TIMES.
"WHATS YOUR GRAPHICS CARD" I feel personally attacked.
"Are you in line for the bathroom?"
"No, thank you."
“First of all, my legs are massive.”
Lmao
Tim Evans okay
@Tim Evans no homo Tim hahaah
@Tim Evans legendary troll
@Tim Evans ahhaah
"Good luck!"
"I will."
Wyd
Nothing
Wyd
Nothing
Oh
That actually makes sense, though. The valediction "good luck" actually means "have good luck." You are saying you will have good luck. I don't see the problem.
@@EebstertheGreat its just usually you say "you too" or thanks if someone says good luck
@@erinonfire1264 It's not the normal response, but if someone said "I will," I would assume they were being confident, not that they said the wrong thing thoughtlessly.
Me to a girl:
Do you want some water?
*Gives her an empty cup*
I died that day.
Certified bruh moment
Lmao
The glass wasn’t empty, it was full of oxygen, which is quintessential for existence
"Why are you so quiet?¿¿¿¿"
We all understand that one, don't we?
yeah...:/
So is like every person in the comment section socially awkward or what?
@@TimePads3DCalendars thats exactly why theyre on youtube instead of socialising :)
@@yassfishy you
I got a reward once for being quiet
Someone: “Where’s the bathroom?”
me: at the end of the hall
Them: thank you
Me: thank you
Bro we share a name and I'm just as much if a fuck up as you
You're welcome
Amadeus X what
Rudolph I said to the teacher “thank you” when she told me to not do an exercise today 😔
Y’all funny
As a Finnish person i dont have the issue of messing up a conversation. We dont have conversations
Doctor: “So what’s been going on”
Me: “Good, how are you?”
"don't worry man, no one thinks about you."
😭😭😭😭😭
He did that joke already...not that I remember because it was a long time ago...and I don't remember too much about people.
This fact, although somewhat depressing, is really reassuring.
Realizing that is what made me stop caring what people think of me all the time
@@SenpaiDeoxys Same! I saw another video that talked about this. I was like, wait! *Thinks about other people* oh shit, I don't remember anything about what they said, must be true. xD
Definitely a fact, only we make a big deal about ourselves. Pretty egotistical when you think about it. xD
@@thebirdcaller3221 Indeed. So is loneliness, because when you don't have anyone you can't miss them when they pass away
"happy birthday"
"you t-too"
but then you’re twins
I say that everytime ironically.
My birthday was two days ago and my friends called me. They all told me happy birthday and instead of saying you too I literally said "Happy birthday" like in all seriousness. I wish I would have just said "you too"
This just happened to me today, told my friend happy birthday, she started to say happy birthday and stopped, realizing it made no sense.
Arish Kumar when people say "have a good meal" while you're eating and then you say "you too" but they're not eating
oof
"Do you think I'm too beautiful?"
"Nah, you're good"
👸😒😕
Them: How are you?
Me: not much.
Me: *runs away*
What this has reinforced to me is that actually I'm fine at talking to people and I really need to kick my own ass about it less, and do it more.
“My legs are fucking massive so check yourself”
Lmao I’ll use This in my convos now
We know that we are the most advanced society when we have to watch a tutorial on how to have a conversation.
No.
We were just given one.
@@NitroRonin23 we live in one
We live in a society.
@YamFestival Yes but being confident ultimately gets u through life and being empathetic ultimately never really matters in life
@YamFestival being happy is all that matters in my opinion....now you do whatever you can do to be happy without hurting anyone.! i think yes.... That's how you should do it.
This guy is like Sam’O’Nella but with less horrifically terrifying drawings
Exactly!
THE GORE
I'm still seeing that "Tarrar" feller in my mind, with the really grotesque cartoon mouth.
but yeah, the cartoon gore too. 😐
The genius of these videos is exceedingly underrated
"Do you know where x is?"
"Yeah, down the hall on your left"
"Thanks"
"nopsurewelcome."
They must've been sexyyy
@@wouter7165 what
I love how you actually hear personality in his voice when he starts talking about his mum.
The only times he breaks the monotone delivery are laughing at jokes and talking about his mom
"First of all, my legs are fkn massive, so check yourself"
“Hey! How are you?”
“Fine, and you?”
“Fine, and you?”
“..........”
😰
ummm fine and you?
@@jadensavellano5188 fine!! And you??
@@khushiselukar6517 im fine too! And you?
Fine and you?
“Poor thing must have been vaccinated”😂
cracked me up 😂😂😂
That shit nearly triggered me lol.
Hands me her credit card*
“I don’t need my receipt”
Me:
“I’m doing great how are you”
I can’t sleep Years later
You died in that store. Nothing more than a ghost now.
Lol I deliver food and always say enjoy your food and 4/5 times get a you too it's hilarious
@@PortCapital I also deliver food and, while that one is great, my favourite is having people come to their door and I say "Hey, how can I help you?"
Oh my god that's amazing!! I'd laugh immediately
I fuck this up at work so often I just accept it
Socially small talks are very helpful, because it doesn't involve expectations,just a healthy talk . For anything we need basic understanding of what other person is upto .where in relationships like long term need complete understanding. When someone is willing for long-term they should know about us ,so that they can understand our borders, If they don't know ur values they can simply damge you . If u let someone in they should know u . And u know there should be a platform for any talks like co-dependency, it should be work , or emotional, physical, education like learning something in same environment, sometimes service, community, family financial.without this nothing will exists. Somehow ur survival structure should relate.. ifnt it's tough
I'm stealing Ben Kingsley's line.
"Hey, how are you?"
"Just what you see."
Brilliant.
Pls explain :(
@@nicklockk The person is asking 'How are you?' like 'How is everything going with you, are you having a good day?' and Ben Kingsley responds sarcastically "Just what you see." like 'What you see is what you get' or 'You can see how I am by looking at me' taking 'how he is' as his physical characteristics rather than his emotional state.
@Snowden Thanks man. Much clearer now.
Pretty good, a shame it doesn’t work with the translation to my language :(
Crush- “You’re cute”
Me- “ Oh my bad”
Bruh dream on
Girl: "I like talking to you, unlike the other guys in our class, you are really nice to others"
Me: "Thanks, you are also nicer than the other guys!"
This literally keeps me awake at night.
Tiler Loh that’s a massive L
I wouldve liked but 69 likes
Pretty girl: Hey.
Me: You look like a guy I know.
money bet, the moment the dude in the elevator got out, he was doing backflips trying to kick himself in the face for making that awkward bike comment.
I'm one of those guys. You'd win that bet.
Yeah I usually say things like "Oh yeah that's like what my friend has ..." even though they're all lies since I have no friends.
*quotes reddit comments as their friends"
Unfortunately I can relate
If you made a discord for all of us losers in the comments, you'd have a shit load of acquaintances
Wtfack😂😂😂😂
This. Honestly if you want to just participate in a conversation, make shit up that relates to whats being talked about. Theyll never know.
People don't remember what you say, they remember how you made them feel.
Disgust. You made them feel disgust.
I ignore most people unless they're behind a counter.
actually people tend to notice more if someone makes something depressing especially if its cringe anxiety that isnt related to the situation or conversation.
i mean cringe by people purposefully publicly telling they are anxious or cant talk to people.
if a down syndrome can make conversation, you have no excuse.
Last week I was at a party and had no one to talk to, so I threw another pallet into the fire and danced on it. Needless to say that got some heads to turn and I felt like I was on top of the world. Rather ironically the “world” caught on fire and I needed to jump off before my hair and skin were irreparably damaged. Afterwards 4 strangers instantly wanted to talk to me and I got intimidated by the attention and left. Overall 8/10 interaction I wish I would have been drunk so I could have an excuse for being on fire.
“Hi would this be for here or to go?”
Customer: “Yes”
Surprisingly this happens on a daily
They didn't hear you lol
That usually means d) All of the above.
He didn't hear you, this has happened to me once, and the high stress environment made me obligated to answer something/anything. It was yes.
So many people just either don't hear me or just ignore me and so it's like:
"Hi, welcome to Wendy's. Will this be for here or to go?"
"Um, I'd like a number 5 medium."
"Okay, and will that be for here or to go?"
"I'd also like two small frosties."
"Chocolate or va-"
"And also 2 kids meals."
Will that be for here or to go . . ."
"Yeah, um-"
"Your here's your total have a nice day."
Can I get it for go?
teacher: "how was your holiday?"
me: "hello"
"don't worry man no one thinks about you."
Me : I felt that
my secret is to be socially and emotionally unaware or distracted.
this makes it easier to close my eyes and jump into most social interactions with a 60% success rate.
Or at work:
Me: Hi, how are you?
Customer: Diet Pepsi
I WAS DISTRACTED THINKING ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES CUSTOMERS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME AND MY BRAIN CAME BACK ON THE STATEMENT: "ugh, poor thing must've been vaccinated"!!!
But who actually orders a diet pepsi by choice :(
i do, only because my incel tounge thinks it tastes good
Me as I leave work (true story):
Coworker: "hey"
Me: "yep"
I like this, I will test drive this.
i never expected to get actually good advice from this channel
“Hey, how’ve you been?”
“Not much”
Fun fact: We (Americans) never left South Korea; There are, to this day, almost 25,000 American armed forces on the peninsula, and about 50,000 more in Japan. More than all troops currently deployed to the Middle East.
I'm sure it won't change Jan's mind, but it's interesting nevertheless.
Thanks, you too.
Nice, uh see ya tomorrow
@Nick Rage Ah, that's a really good way of saying it and I'm having a really good time.
Thanks Rover.
So how fast are americans
Me: “Hi how are you?” 😃
Stranger: “Good and you?”
Me: “Good, what about you?” 😳
Fume “Good. And you?”
Happens
*Proceeds to ask the same thing for all eternity*
sounds like a Canadian conversation at the Tim Hortons line
@@alpacawithouthat987 " good thanks"
*creates a video featuring a man who messed up small talk*
“..nobody remembers your blunders”
"hey, how are you doing?"
"jenny didn't deserve forrest and her death was an objectively positive development for the plot"
I mean, tbh
But but Forrest Jr. tho :( I always felt bad that I'd never know if Forrest Jr was brought up well alone.
"Oh really because I always saw it as our simple protagonist with simple goals is rewarded with a family for staying true to the conservative American dream while the woman who was swayed by 60's liberalism, abandoned the Christian sanctity of sex, and opposed the war dies of AIDs" and now you've got a conversation!
@@android19willpwn tell em
@@NostalgicHearts A satisfying ending for a show can and often includes what is implied to happen after the show ends.
Perfect example is the fairy tale-esque, "They got married in the Spring, the end." This doesn't mean that the protagonists have no more troubles or that they do nothing, it simply shows the resolution of the story's plot while leaving the detail to the imagination.
Spoiler: A better example is how Jeff and Annie DIDN'T get together in community. The community story has ended and problems resolved but the viewer is left excited for what the future holds for both characters!
Waiter: “Enjoy your food, sir.”
Me: “You too”
Edit: Can’t wait to keep saying this on 2020
2022 Edit: Happy Belated New year guys!! Hope ya’ll doin well.
2024 Edit: Hope ya'll are still doing well😌
Too true 😂 I do this all the time.
So true. Also:
Someone: Happy birthday!
Me: you too
It happens every year
Well, I mean, they are gonna eat at some point.
Lord Odysseus true that
Ah yes, enslaved relatable
The elevator guy can't hurt you, he isn't real.
Elevator guy: *_"Probably not as fast as my car"_*
5:01 he went full Black Country, New Road from 0 to 100
“How’s it going today?”
“I ate breakfast today”
These comments are killing me lmao
@@AverageAlien Ayy lmao
Actual interaction when I was in retail.
Me: is that everything today?
Her: yes
Me: ok that’s £4.90
*gives money*
Me: thanks have a good yes
yes
me: have a good dight
I am not kidding, I actually did this one time at a retail store
Cashier: what’s your email
Me: 911
Her: are you having a stroke?
The last time I ordered at domino's.
Pizza guy: here you go man, enjoy your meal.
Me: you too, bye.
Random stranger: “Hey how are you today?”
Me but panicked cause someone talked to me today: “Yes.”
Fluff LOL
I never expect people to talk to me and, as a result, have been known to bleat or have facial spasms when they do
How fucking sad are we
It was tough for me to talk to many people, one day i drank and went to class and talked to everyone with confidence. I was a fun guy
It was because it made me think less of the consequences and i stopped overthinking
I stopped drinking but still maintained that attitude
*DRINKING IS STILL BAD*
@@Aditya-dw4kz wow das cool.
*snorts 5g cocaine before law class*
I like imagining that this video was a very roundabout and avoidant way of getting vengeance on the elevator bicycle guy
A girl I was talking to for a month at the time told me in person;
Her: *smiles* “I like you”
Me: “thank you”
We ended up dating and laughed about it later but it was dreadful in the moment 😅
Hey dude, how do you get dates with somebody? Congrats BTW
I could use pointers. We all could lol