I’m so glad I watched this because I always love to imagine things in “the other direction”… a bunch of Egyptian dudes coming over and digging up historical figures is priceless. And the plane reenactment… 🤣 … this entire segment… 👩🍳 💋
If our historical figures had been buried as gods with treasure, manuscripts, food etc someone would definitely dig them up. Might take a few thousand years.
I'm actually the real-life guy that's at the airport like "ye...yeh yeh yeah YASS!". I'm an aviation nerd and love commercial aircraft so.... I'm the guy who's at my best at an airport. Recently I experienced a long flight delay after pushback, still sitting on the apron and all the other passengers were getting all upset. I was psyched because I was able to guess why there were problems. Storms across the east coast had deleted our approved flight path and they needed to calculate and approve another set of waypoints, allowing for other traffic in the corridors etc. It gets complicated and it is a real thing. I guessed that was the problem. it was that and I was right. I'm the worst and I know that about myself.
This is hilarious. I've watched it numerous times. The German lunchable guy is packed full of things to say repeatedly. Hello American child! Vary cool! Very, very wet ham. This guy is memorable.
Is he a native German? He must be as he knows all the German terms, like rollerbladding, sunglersses, bersketball, smal boy playing karate, karate plAyer
Easily the most obnoxious way, I totally agree! I've actually seen people post "Don't kys by jumping in front of a train. It's goddamn cold out here, you'll leave us waiting for our train and also you're traumatizing innocent conductors" to their story in winter as if the first thing they thought of was it being cold and them not wanting to wait. Makes me hate humanity sometimes. I get where it comes from, though. I've heard of more incidents involving people on tracks in this year than my whole life (I wish I was exaggerating) and it is frustrating if you are late because of that, but you know... we'd rather be waiting than gone.
Yeah, when I first moved to NYC and didn't really have places to be, I thought it was pretty dark the way people would talk about train deaths. But a couple years in, like, there are ways to do it without fucking everyone else up to
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huge shout outs to the woman who was so excited to finally hear someone else say that we need to stop digging up mummies
Dude for real, she was EXTRA excited for some reason hah
lmao we gotta stop this pandemic!
I think the mix was a little off. Heard way too much of the crowd.
Woke women will blindly support any cause
@@Greeksoopaman shaquisha be screaming hootin hollering
That was hilarious
He makes some great points
Funny and original! Came across him unexpectedly and glad I know the name now.
"right in the ground!" LOL
The part where he taps a lightbulb in the back is my favorite part
Some things that pass for food are absolutely scary.
Excellent set!
5:46
My favorite part is when he casually walks over to the background to touch a lil lightbulb and doesn’t break cadence or comment at all. 💀
Amazing.
adhd fr 😭😭
This is so funny 😆
Best new comedian I've seen in a while, very fresh
Ive never heard a comedian use a hvac guy in a bit before. Made me feel special! Hahahaha
Could be you one day!
@@testing123. id say so considering i own my own hvac company
You are special!!
@@officialjocelyn9108 even if I’m a gay
@@umomiekiller could be you getting dug up and put in a museum in 4000 years
More Matty Ryan!
This guy looks like every main character from workaholics rolled into one
Lol. The suicide bit was great.
the jesus joke was very good
Where has this guy been? I laughed my arse off!
Lmfaoooo “diggin up bus drivers and HVAC dudes” 🤣🤣
THAT German bit is GOLD GOLD GOLD
The trader Joe burn was entirely too accurate
It's my vegan gf perfectly
I couldn't believe it when they said they didn't sell toothpaste, plastic wrap OR toilet paper. Blew my mind
@@tpstrat14 oh they got toothpaste.
Joe's bathtub bakin soda tooth pomade
You can tell his friends was in the audience.
His German accent knocks me OUT. Like I’ve watched this a few times and still it’s hilarious😭😭😭
That part about being high in public... and holding the door too long... LMFAO THAT'S ME WHEN I'M HIGH AND DOING STUFF
Digging up Ben Franklin lol "We got their best guy!?" 😆😆
That bit was refreshingly funny and unique.
"Hey... way to go dude 👌" 🤣🤣
My favorite mummy fact is that the reason why we don't have a lot of them after digging them all up is because they were EATEN!!!
The whole German skit was HILARIOUIS!!!
Best funny laugh and tasty candy in a while huh?
The girl in the beginning that was like "OKAAAAAY" killed me
I love lunchables
This man deserves more specials he’s hilarious
Love how he just touched the light bulb lmfao 🤣 feel like he micro dosed sum mushrooms 🍄 🤣
I think that about the cores they pull up from Glaciers instead of Mummies!!
WOOOOW!!! Who is this dude?!?? Love him 🤣😭
I’m so glad I watched this because I always love to imagine things in “the other direction”… a bunch of Egyptian dudes coming over and digging up historical figures is priceless. And the plane reenactment… 🤣 … this entire segment… 👩🍳 💋
If our historical figures had been buried as gods with treasure, manuscripts, food etc someone would definitely dig them up. Might take a few thousand years.
Lmao he just said it as I read your comment . I’m dead from laughing.
I like how his German man seemed to oscillate between German and occasionally a little bit Indian. Like unironically it was very funny😂
When was Egypt hot LMAO
i literally think "a little treat a little snack" every time i decide to buy myself sweets or something
A t-rex rorrervlading, that’s cool 😎
Lunchables so good! 🤪
My new favorite comic. Even if he is a ginger demon.
That was the freshest 10 I’ve seen in a hot minute
I'm actually the real-life guy that's at the airport like "ye...yeh yeh yeah YASS!". I'm an aviation nerd and love commercial aircraft so.... I'm the guy who's at my best at an airport. Recently I experienced a long flight delay after pushback, still sitting on the apron and all the other passengers were getting all upset. I was psyched because I was able to guess why there were problems. Storms across the east coast had deleted our approved flight path and they needed to calculate and approve another set of waypoints, allowing for other traffic in the corridors etc. It gets complicated and it is a real thing. I guessed that was the problem. it was that and I was right. I'm the worst and I know that about myself.
Really fresh material. I like him!
Yup “welcome to fucking earth” 😒😒😂
Hilarious airplane dead guy bit.
This is hilarious. I've watched it numerous times. The German lunchable guy is packed full of things to say repeatedly. Hello American child! Vary cool! Very, very wet ham. This guy is memorable.
"Perhaps a small pack of Skyttles, yes?" I've been repeating this for days now. 🤣
Radical Metallic Juice Pouch
Prince Harry’s American accent is coming along well 👍🇬🇧
His hair is so luxurious, too😏
that German accent was A++ i cackled
This guy has potential. Keep honing it.
A small bag of sky-tells, yes? Lol love how the German turns Irish for a minute lmao
I love that comedy central is getting back to comedians instead of shows. ❤️ TY🙏🏾
That part💯
Absolutely just the lifeline of the brand
Facts
hopefully they compensate the comedians really well
That's the truth 🤘
This guy is really good! It's hard to find great comedians these days. Hope this dude makes it.
It seemed like all the laughs was an effort to laugh louder than another laugh 😂
I DEMAND several full length specials from Matty Ryan he is my new fave !!!
"When was Egypt hot, 4,000 years ago?" LOL
2:38 this guy just perfectly encapsulated why I hate going to Trader Joe's with my wife
On god anytime I get dragged along I know we’re gonna have to stop at one or two extra places 😩
I need to go look at a pack of lunchables pronto
He looks like if Blake and Ders from Workaholics had a kid
so accurate
When the people wanted to drink that mummy juice we were all cursed by the mummy thought police
This dude is so hilarious 🤣
I love airports. Lol
Matty KILLLLLLLING it 🔥
“Took some mushrooms and went to the museum by myself” WOOOOOOOOO! Wtf 🤨
Daniel Tosh with a bun
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The front half of this was top tier amazing. The rest wasn't bad but it wasn't transcendent either
Matty Ryan, pulling up, HILARIOUS. Love the funny takes on mummies, the German accent...it's all good.
I didn’t expect this to be funny but it was for sure lol
Is he a native German? He must be as he knows all the German terms, like rollerbladding, sunglersses, bersketball, smal boy playing karate, karate plAyer
This guy needs an hour special on HBO stat.
Stop eating the mummies too
Loved his set so funny! Can't believe I've never seen him before🤣
Yeah just wait until all 9 sphincters release halfway into flight.
That was the most chaotic german accent I have ever heard
He was really good! His comedy seemed "fresh"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn i had a genuine laugh.
Oh my lanta this was so great!!!
That was hilariously entertaining to say the least 🤘
I thought this was Daniel tosh from the pictures
I love airplanes, but I'm a mega nerd.
Suicide by subway is easily the most obnoxious death imo; especially when you're late.
Easily the most obnoxious way, I totally agree!
I've actually seen people post "Don't kys by jumping in front of a train. It's goddamn cold out here, you'll leave us waiting for our train and also you're traumatizing innocent conductors" to their story in winter as if the first thing they thought of was it being cold and them not wanting to wait. Makes me hate humanity sometimes.
I get where it comes from, though. I've heard of more incidents involving people on tracks in this year than my whole life (I wish I was exaggerating) and it is frustrating if you are late because of that, but you know... we'd rather be waiting than gone.
Yeah, when I first moved to NYC and didn't really have places to be, I thought it was pretty dark the way people would talk about train deaths. But a couple years in, like, there are ways to do it without fucking everyone else up to
Lmao just imagining my boss blowing up my phone for being late, just to find out I died on my way to work🤣
@@THEMOCU and somehow he will hold against you and still fire you and withhold your last check😂😂
This one of the best crowds I've heard in a while, tthey were so ready to laugh. Love to hear it
This guy has a new fan!
This whole set was amazing. So good.
Why does this guy look like a fusion of three guys from workaholics?
Lunch able are the nasty and greatest things ever
Dude had people cheering and squealing at p3do jokes and suicide 😭😭😭 truly dark humor can be funny 😂
Somehow the best German accent
Duuuude this video sums up why and how much I miss Chicago lmao! The people are like nothing else, this whole set definitely warmed my heart.
That crap German attempt at an American accent was on point.
Discount Daniel Tosh is pretty funny.
There it is.
Awesome
Solid 10 minutes here. 👍
Mummies work in labs?
absolutely hilarious, jokes super relatable
I like this guy
I didn’t know Prince Harry does standup.
Trader Joe joke is so true lmao