I have not laughed all the way through a comedy set in a very long time and I watch a lot of comedy across different genres and even nationalities. Gastor is my go to for a mood now.
I’m a simple woman & fan: I see Gastor and CLICK!!! I also learned that rats & mice are two different species, right now. 😂😂😂 also CONGRATULATIONS ON 15 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!! Surprised nobody clapped for that.
One of the best! In my opinion anyhow. Uniquely original; consistency hysterical! Gastor has easily become one of my favorite comedian's of all my lifetime. Massive Respect. Massive Blessings. One Love. Thank you for all the laughter Mr. A.🙏🏾
HA! I'm from East New York too & I've been accustomed to rats. The other day I was sitting on a bench in the train & about 6 rats just kept running around my legs & I just stood there! Oh look a family playing 2gether! Yea Imma a New Yorker!!
I'm from New York I swear I just saw a Giant rat as big as my arm pass by me right when I was scrolling by your video and I knew God was telling me I need to click on your video
@@yeahyeahwowman8099 can’t say i’ve ever been at the crib and said to myself “hey i wonder if rats and mice are the same thing” so apologies for not taking initiative i guess lmfao😂
He reminds me of the guy on the bus making fun of the lady who was late to work and started complaining about the driver... "Go to Jamaica and walk to work" lol...
"I've taken the train with good rats, solid people, family oriented" 😂😂 He is hilarious.
Appreciate you!
💯💯💯
I died😂😂😂
Yo the cockroaches have gloves hahah
The idea that your rats are living your life is both hilarious and terrifying
It’s the truth! 😅
That P90X Shit was hysterical
more one than the other currently
IF IT IS NOT Ratatouille, I DON'T WANT IT
They eat everything we eat .
Gastor killing it as always! “Used the tools around him to find a solution” 😂 weaponised bed bugs killed me
Homie is resourceful!
If New York was a person. 🤣🤣🤣
Brooklyn, specifically lol
East New York specifically
Brooklyn lmao love it tho
🤣💯✔️
😂 aye forreal tho!
Dude said he watched the security footage of mouse jumping into his face. 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta face the truth 😅
No no no, a rat. They're different remember!
I'm a simple man, I see Gastor do a Don't Tell set, I'm liking and commenting cuz he's incredible
The feeling is mutual bro! Appreciate you bro!
Gastor I said it first
@@RipFreddy thanks homie! Appreciate you my g!
A Gastor Don’t Tell set is the best my algorithm has to offer today. What an absolute gem.
He has been incredible for awhile now
He said "ayo what moves you" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Every time I tried to tell people that mice and rats are different species they always acted like I didn't know what the fuck I'm talkin about 😂
You were ahead of the curve!
That’s wassup that you knew cuz I def just learned Lmaooo😮😅😂
Same here lol 😂
Someone told me rats are just dirty mice
@@thepoweroftheoilofjoydamn ratists these days.
so i look to my wife and i say “ayo shorty” 😂😂
No squirrel has ever added value to my life. Lol
Straight up 😂
This dude is not just freaking hilarious, he's legitimately smart and a decent human being too.
Thanks for the kind words homie!
I do agree with you
I do agree with you
Gastor needs a full hour the dude is savage killer with them jokes.
He got another one! Give this man a Netflix special, stat!
Forrreal forreal.
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“We went to his apt dongeon “😂😂😂 that’s where I knew he a fool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this guy, even if he's made mortal enemies of the cat coalition
I’m nervous about the kind of emails coming my way! 😅
@@GastorAlmonte preemptive RIP bro. You will be missed
@@GastorAlmonte I love cats and I'm laughing! Keep ignoring all snowflakes, cause "someone has to make sure things get done." 💪👏😂
😼found him! Psp psp psp! Here kitty kitty!
"How dare you think you can fly that close to the sun" lmfao 😂😂😂
one of the best storytellers in comedy
Thanks my g! This is legit the crown I’m coming for. Still got work to do but I appreciate the kind words
@@GastorAlmonte you are on the right path
I have not laughed all the way through a comedy set in a very long time and I watch a lot of comedy across different genres and even nationalities. Gastor is my go to for a mood now.
Netflix better give this man a special and I’m not playing around
*Pulls out mason jar…*
New Gastor, I Click. This guy's story telling is on another level.So happy to see something new from this legend
Dude. 9:54.
Man your turns of phrase are just
Lmao "Have you tried to catch a mouse that gets more antioxidants than you do?" 😂
I'm mad this guy flew under my radar for so long! He's too funny
I’m a simple woman & fan: I see Gastor and CLICK!!! I also learned that rats & mice are two different species, right now. 😂😂😂 also CONGRATULATIONS ON 15 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!! Surprised nobody clapped for that.
The delivery golden yo😭
“That’s was a strange amount of cats today”
😂😂😂
You’re a great storyteller, and have an excellent voice! Great stand up 💗🙏
So much effortless poetry wrapped up excellently crafted jokes. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This dude is hilarious. The type of guy, who, if he's a friend, you love hanging out with him because you're guaranteed a good laugh.
Man, Haven't seen a clip of his comedy in years. So refreshing
I need to know what moves you 😂 how dare you try to fly that close to the sun 😂 that one was legendary
Gastor been killing it, the whole industry should have been recognized
This guy is hilarious 😂another level of comedy 🎭
Me: great video
Also Me: so, what happened with the bedbugs?
Salute to my fellow East NY Brother keep doing your thing.
This guy is extremely underrated
Sir Gastor, you are phenomenal!! I hope to see your special real soon. Peace.
Very clever... loved it.
I lived in NYC for 22 years. He ain't lying! 🤣😂
Wow! Clean, concise and funny! Great great.😂🫡
Gastor always has the funniest real NY takes
I’m nothing if not consistent! 😅
East New York WTF Is Up ‼️‼️‼️💪🏾👌🏾 He’s Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
LOL - this was pure comedy. Never heard of you before but enjoyed your lines.
intelligent and funny. this was really funny. fresh. awesome job.
And without using curse words! loved it!
Are you serious
Gastor I revisit your Batman bit when I’m bouncing back from panic attacks. Thank you for that
One of the best! In my opinion anyhow. Uniquely original; consistency hysterical! Gastor has easily become one of my favorite comedian's of all my lifetime. Massive Respect. Massive Blessings. One Love. Thank you for all the laughter Mr. A.🙏🏾
Ain't even started and i KNOW I'm finna laugh
Gastor so funny. 1st saw him on "this is not happening"
I love Gastor so much i hope he does a ton more shows like this, one of the best comedians out there! 🔥
HA! I'm from East New York too & I've been accustomed to rats. The other day I was sitting on a bench in the train & about 6 rats just kept running around my legs & I just stood there! Oh look a family playing 2gether! Yea Imma a New Yorker!!
I screamed when I almost ran over a squirrel. I swear those mofos are suicidal 😂 So funny
He feels like home. Brooklyn style!! 😊
This dude is NYC in human form.
Looking forward to more of your humor
Appreciate you!
@@GastorAlmonte 😇🤗
Damn if that's the numbers there's like 3500 cats per large volume elementary schools. If every child is getting perfect attendance that is.
I see your kids will be in honor roll as well!
Yo I love cats more than any other animal by far but this shit is too darn funny 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Yooo this shit was funnier than “Brooklyn Batman”
I'm from New York I swear I just saw a Giant rat as big as my arm pass by me right when I was scrolling by your video and I knew God was telling me I need to click on your video
One of the best out there, Gastor’s a beast 👏
Thanks homie! Just trying my best!
i also am just now finding out that rats and mice aren’t the same thing 🧐🧐🧐
I share what I know. That’s how community is built. We can keep the rodents away together! 😅
All I can say is you have Google, no excuse to be ignorant about anything.
@@yeahyeahwowman8099 can’t say i’ve ever been at the crib and said to myself “hey i wonder if rats and mice are the same thing” so apologies for not taking initiative i guess lmfao😂
Yea nawl they the same in my eyes just like snakes them shits shouldn't exist
Wow. Solid content, 10/10 delivery. Adding Gastor to my watchlist!
Your cat is safe at home! Until it crosses the street! LMAO! AWESOME SHOW! 👍🏼🤣👍🏼
Very funny. Keep on trucking😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉Blessings
Frfr
I love Gastor. This man has a gift!
Love this guy! Solid set. He’s a great storyteller!👏🏾👏🏾❤️
It’s been awhile since I heard actual jokes. This guy is funny 😂😂😂
I've been attacked
😊
3 times
🧐
By a rat
😂😂😂😂
It’s my trauma! 😂
I almost spit my coffee on my laptop, funny as fuck!
That rat was definitely targeting you… sounded personal
It’s on sight! 😅
Love this guy, he means business.
He's very original and he is hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂
I saw this dude on This is Not Happening years ago. Glad to see he still got it
Funny bro I'm glad I ran into another video of yours it's been Amin I hope shit keeps going off for you bro 🔥
Listening to this on the subway, trying to control my facial expressions, probably look pretty stupid 😂
Hilarious.....first time seeing him...I was cracking up
Hey gastor you are one funny guy and an inspiration to me! Keep living your dreams man 💜
June 11th 2024....first time watching this guy...im embarrassed...im bout to binge watch...this guy HILARIOUS!!!!
when I say this dude is the truth 😂😂😂😂 love it
GASTOR!!!! God this man is hilarious 😂
Gastro! My first time seeing him. Hella funny. Searching for more
There was so much good shit in here! I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂v
This guy is hilarious lmao
Damn I forgot about Gastor. Came across a clip of this on ig & here I am now. Those this isn't happening stories are tremendous
Ima start dropping more often going forward. Next 18 months is me setting up shop! Thanks for the good vibes!
@@GastorAlmonte Word up can't wait to see/hear it. Good luck & hope the best comes!
5:21 family oriented rats
I love Gastor he's funny as fvck
Appreciate you!
When da East in the house! Good stuff! Hope u get a Netflix deal. Respect!
Like a PackMan driving but with Cats
. You're welcome😂❤
Funny guy, a true comedian can make you laugh without cursing
Man I been waiting for Gastor since that reverse drive by.
I’ve seen some of the comments Netflix has put out and ehhhhh. However this man is ready. How did I not hear about him before?
There’s a video on TH-cam years ago of this dude telling a Jamaican lady on the bus to put the dumplings down it’s hilarious
This guy is hilarious 😂😂😂🫡
Gastor got the illest stories!
Just sharing what I’m living 😅 thanks for the co-sign
Really nice set! Respect.
One of the best comedians out there
Honestly, since 2020, I haven't been inside a convenience store, as I stopped my morning coffee and snack stops back then and haven't started again.
Watching this from Australia, smart man, clever comedy, funny AF.
I like this guy lol... straight up New Yorker just like me and im assuming he's Dominican too cause of the hat he got on
He reminds me of the guy on the bus making fun of the lady who was late to work and started complaining about the driver...
"Go to Jamaica and walk to work" lol...