Seeing a Metal Gear roar is always the funniest thing to me. Someone had to actually program that into the machine purely to imtimadate, as if a giant fucking mech isn't enough, the damn thing roars too.
the watsonian explanation is that it’s meant to scare people away so that only trained soldiers or committed guerrilla fighters will be in its path of destruction (that’s why it’s so big too) the doylist explanation is that it’s sick as hell
Mgrr be like: Is this giant robot the final boss? - no, it's the tutorial. So will the final boss be a giant robot? - no, it'l be the guy who drives it.
@@grazielamink Anime logic lol, anything bigger than the MC is weak while anything that is smaller or at least slightly the mass of the MC = really strong
You know you are badass when they need to bring a Metal Gear designed not only to survive a nuclear war, but esencially designed to hunt and defeat Metal Gears that are themselves designed to fucking beat Metal Gears just to kick your ass.
William Dino They probably could. But remember that, besides everything except what is above the lower jaw and his spine, his entire body was forcibly replaced during the Big Shell Incident. He probably doesn't want anything more robotic than it already is.
@@reptiliannoizezz.413 well he didn't loose an eye but he uses glasses, plus he has a mole unlike rayden and he did put his arm back together when Sam cut it unlike rayden so pretty sure he was talking about Armstrong
May I remind you that Metal Gear EXCELSUS' armor is stronger than titanium Then, minutes later, Armstrong punches it so fucking hard the stadium-sized robot EXPLODES
It’s also not actually a Metal Gear (as it does not have any nuclear capabilities), but it was called as such To make it sell better. I guess it’s called “war *economy*” for a reason.
@@sakuradabp6400 Honestly I doubt it, part of the critical hype of this game in the middle of combat is the music. Play this game without music and it becomes rather bland.
@@kaijuslayer3334 Every game becomes bland without a soundtrack, lol, he said that this wouldn't be nearly as amazing without a kickass soundtrack, not that without sound it would be bad. And let me tell you, suplexing a giant Ant robot is still sick.
*Lifts MG Ex* Here we go... *Detaches sword* Alright... *Commences building sized sword fight* Um... *Destroys giant spider Metal Gear with a building sized sword* What was in that coffee...?
That shot of the APC at 1:02 dropped my jaw the first time I saw this. Great way to capture the scale of the thing by putting it next to something you've seen lots of. And the casualness with which it does it too - Doktor was not mincing words when he talked about its power...
The trick for the individual sword and stomp attacks is to use defensive offensive. Gives you i-frames so you take no damage if you time it right, while also letting getting a little damage in.
How do you use Defensive Offensive? I have beaten the game on very hard and i heard its useful for revengeance but i dont know what keys i need to press to use it
@@minusone7529 i play on keyboard just in case, so what you do is press Z in the direction you want to go in. say i wanted to dodge to the left, i press A to move to the left but press Z at the same time. its like parrying, also i changed the keybind from Z to E so its easier to reach. lastly you should have it equipped. u can tell if its equipped if theres a blue box saying "equip" and if you hover over something, it should say "equipped"
If you take into the fact at the size of that thing, a larger in mass makes movement most slower, plus a nuclear tank would be extremely heavy to manoeuvre
Only in Metal Gear could you have a song with such deep lyrics as Collective Consciousness playing in the background of a battle between a cyborg ninja and a giamt insect battleship who are sword fighting with each other.
As someone who has never played this game, I’ve got to say, that was sick as heck! I’ve seen some cool boss battles, and this definitely is high on the list.
@@vogonp4287 Maybe. I’m not a fan of the gore (though compared to other games, sometimes this isn’t as bad), but I’ll definitely consider it (assuming I have a console that it was released on).
@@dabreadman9677 Parrying takes a fuck ton of damage on this fight, if he parried everywhere he would lose like 20 health, i think each stomp parry does 3 damage or somth so. The best tactic is to use Ninja run, slide and hit the leg, deal it 3 percent over n over
i honestly would expect Senator Armstrong to say "My blood is red, white, and blue" like in some video i forgot which one it was i think it was by Max0r
+Raiden “Jack the Ripper” The Cyborg You said it, Raiden. You have bested many combatants in your past: Fat Man, Solidus Snake, Vamp, Mistral, Monsoon, Sundowner, Jetstream Sam, numerous Cyborgs, UG's and Metal Gear RAY. You fight for what you believe in, I believe you have become the successor to ex-FOXHOUND Field Agent Frank Jaeger aka Gray Fox. Also be the wielder of his HF Blade. Rumor has it that his soul still lives in the blade. And times like this I wish Snake was still in the field.
All the game was an anime without any real physics or logic. The gameplay soooo otaku. I laughed my ass off, buuuut the game is pretty cool and enjoyable, the final boss is really amazing. It’s been a while since I haven’t felt a good “ final boss “
-Throws MG RAY into the air with ease then cuts it apart before it falls
-Struggles to pull himself up a ledge
+The Box That Could he didn't? how did he? I always wondered why he became one.
D:
+The Box That Could *cough* I never asked for this. *cough*
-Later on suplexes the largest MG currently built
MinecraftToonLink OH MY GOD-
Seeing a Metal Gear roar is always the funniest thing to me. Someone had to actually program that into the machine purely to imtimadate, as if a giant fucking mech isn't enough, the damn thing roars too.
I'd sue the company who sells me an animalistic mecha that can't roar. 😂
I swear to god the first time I saw this I said to myself “it’s going to roar isn’t it”
the watsonian explanation is that it’s meant to scare people away so that only trained soldiers or committed guerrilla fighters will be in its path of destruction (that’s why it’s so big too)
the doylist explanation is that it’s sick as hell
We’re trying to make the mother of all roars, Jack. Can’t fret over every deafening decibel.
they delivered that with mgs5 too
and he does all this in heels
That bitch is fabulous
FINALLY someone calls them what they actually are!
Raiden The Cyborg sup me
They're not heels. Imagine having a part cut out from your foot. That's what he has.
@@Crazy0Jay0Dude0 Whoosh
When Ants are tired of being stepped on, they start stepping back
Lol
Even a worm will turn
This should be typical last boss fight in games. But turned out to be the beginning of the biggier boss battle. This game doesn't stop to impress me.
It really is a fun and challenging game. Thank you for stopping by Takeshiwa.
gotta love how the giant robot is weaker than an extremely jacked united states senator
@@grazielamink yeah and adding that the senator is condensed into a way smaller volume than the metal gear
Mgrr be like:
Is this giant robot the final boss?
- no, it's the tutorial.
So will the final boss be a giant robot?
- no, it'l be the guy who drives it.
@@grazielamink Anime logic lol, anything bigger than the MC is weak while anything that is smaller or at least slightly the mass of the MC = really strong
You know you are badass when they need to bring a Metal Gear designed not only to survive a nuclear war, but esencially designed to hunt and defeat Metal Gears that are themselves designed to fucking beat Metal Gears just to kick your ass.
Yeah, Jack really is one of the most badass characters I’ve ever seen😅
@@bucciarati1873 cough cough doomslayer cough
Excelsus is not a metal gear it was just said that for marketing noted by Doktor
Pretty sure Armstrong was trying to give Raiden a more fair fight.
And even more so when even that fails to kick your ass
5:13 Yes Raiden, that cigar is SO dangerous, make sure you cut it out of the air . . . -_-
SaucyPuppetShow Haha! I didn't notice that. "Take that, tobacco!"
+Imp Salazarth , SON!
Yes of course he cuts the cigar. smoking is not healthy, didnt you know that?
It could’ve started a forest fire
Why do you gotta make it sound like it's a bad thing. What, you would've just wanted it to hit him in the face or somethin?
Imagine playing this game in literally any other country.
Pakistan
This battle is in pakistan
i playing in Brazil
@@noruega6240 Nice, just like Sam
Imagine hearing someone yell "I'm fuckin invincible!" at the roof of your building
That was a pretty damn good cigarette toss with how far he flicked it, damn.
It mostly fell down didn't it?
Nanomachines can mend his arm back on, yet cannot repair his eyes or remove his mole.
Wal Dengus
His only weakness is "Sand in the eye" or Operation S.I.T.E.
William Dino They probably could. But remember that, besides everything except what is above the lower jaw and his spine, his entire body was forcibly replaced during the Big Shell Incident. He probably doesn't want anything more robotic than it already is.
travis oliver I think they meant Armstrong
Uhhh... No, they meant Raiden. Did Armstrong lose his eyes or arms? No.
ya goober
@@reptiliannoizezz.413 well he didn't loose an eye but he uses glasses, plus he has a mole unlike rayden and he did put his arm back together when Sam cut it unlike rayden so pretty sure he was talking about Armstrong
the way the music transitions in 11:00 when raiden grabs the arm he tore off excelus sounds so fitting idk why but it's satisfying
Finally a fuckin comment I was searching for
SOOOOUUUULLLLLL
@@YourArzen invincible man
10:49 when you try to bully an ant
This comment is kinda confusing to me lmfao. Specifically for the fact that Excellcus is literally an ant
@@VegaFic I thought a crab
Man yes I hate when that happens
@@VegaFic Excelsus is a dinosaur species
The one with 500 teeth? @@koleszgdanska7149
When that ant you tried melting with a magnifying glass comes back for revenge:
May I remind you that Metal Gear EXCELSUS' armor is stronger than titanium
Then, minutes later, Armstrong punches it so fucking hard the stadium-sized robot EXPLODES
and raiden sliced it with a katana
Tungsten feeling sleepy
And armstrong cant break raiden body
terraria beetle armor: what
@@rikudousennin3190Plot Armor
This game had some of the most spectacular boss battles Ive ever played in a game
If you look close enough, you notice he started off using Bloodlust, Sundowner’s scissor swords!
Not to mention great soundtrack to go with the boss battles
Normally the most massive boss is the last but no exelsus is 2nd last
@@The_whalesare we gonna ignore MG Ray being the first boss?
"Worth every single penny!" Armstrong just described the worth of this game.
Metal Gear Excelsus is so underrated. The theme, the design of the machine, everything is perfect.
It’s also not actually a Metal Gear (as it does not have any nuclear capabilities), but it was called as such
To make it sell better.
I guess it’s called “war *economy*” for a reason.
Can't say the same about the boss design it's boring
@@acasualVA Still looks amazing though
This game would not be nearly as amazing without a kickass soundtrack!
Let me differ from that, it would be still amazing honestly
@@sakuradabp6400 Honestly I doubt it, part of the critical hype of this game in the middle of combat is the music. Play this game without music and it becomes rather bland.
@@kaijuslayer3334 Every game becomes bland without a soundtrack, lol, he said that this wouldn't be nearly as amazing without a kickass soundtrack, not that without sound it would be bad.
And let me tell you, suplexing a giant Ant robot is still sick.
@@sakuradabp6400 There are some games that would still do pretty fine without a soundtrack
this game is already kickass , the soundtrack is just an cherry on top of the cake
5:40-end, POV: You’re an Australian trying to exterminate a bug
The memes!
KingGyga Your Memes...Ends Here
KingGyga Is "full of shit" a meme?
The DNA of the soul
Show me.
Are we going to acknowledge the fact that the robot roars before the fight?
So cool
Yes
At 5:27 almost sounded like titan eren.
The best way to win a war is to avoid fighting one, and good luck getting any soldier to fight something that horrifying.
A lot of Metal Gears do that.
*Lifts MG Ex*
Here we go...
*Detaches sword*
Alright...
*Commences building sized sword fight*
Um...
*Destroys giant spider Metal Gear with a building sized sword*
What was in that coffee...?
[Obligatory comment about Nanomachines, son]
Imagine just a random pedestrian seeing this
"Coccain is one hellova drug"
I think is an ANT design not spider, I mean it emerged from ground and look at face
@@naythlamer_4279 looks like a mantis to me now since it has those dual thingies that most mantises have.
That shot of the APC at 1:02 dropped my jaw the first time I saw this.
Great way to capture the scale of the thing by putting it next to something you've seen lots of.
And the casualness with which it does it too - Doktor was not mincing words when he talked about its power...
Dude, nice on using sundowner's scissor weapon. Undervalued and underestimated big time. If you use it correctly it does serious damage.
Oh thanks for commenting dude.
I never used any other weapons other than the hf blade. It seemed to be more cinematic.
I mostly use the blades to knock enemies up
Sundowner named her “Bloodlust”.
@@---Kai--- I've only used the HF blade and pole-arm.
There’s a giant enemy crab! Attack it’s back for massive damage!
It's more like an ant
Giant Enemy Spider
*average australian spider
@Vladimir "this spider killed my entire family"
Mantis
5:43 The roar of Excelsus is something with something
9:09 perfect sync at 9:16
😢
Hahaha no problem dear brother marriage anniversary namaste namaste namaste namaste namaste
Amazing how memes can start a war
Literally the reality we live right now.
In the real world, wars start memes! Ex: WW3 memes!
We live in a society
In my dream mech combat game, I'm pretty sure the final boss looks like this.
it’s not exactly the final boss, it’s the one before the final boss.
@@grazielamink i mean technically excelsus is armstrong phase 1
@@minusone7529 fair
" Let loose the flames of justice! "
Meanwhile in the song: " The fires of greed will burn the weak! "
nice mirroring there
5’4” people when they find a spider on their wall
And the spider has a high frequency blade.
The trick for the individual sword and stomp attacks is to use defensive offensive. Gives you i-frames so you take no damage if you time it right, while also letting getting a little damage in.
How do you use Defensive Offensive? I have beaten the game on very hard and i heard its useful for revengeance but i dont know what keys i need to press to use it
@@minusone7529 I’m sure you figured it out already but it’s jump and light attack at the same time
@@minusone7529 i play on keyboard just in case, so what you do is press Z in the direction you want to go in. say i wanted to dodge to the left, i press A to move to the left but press Z at the same time. its like parrying, also i changed the keybind from Z to E so its easier to reach. lastly you should have it equipped. u can tell if its equipped if theres a blue box saying "equip" and if you hover over something, it should say "equipped"
whoever designed this boss is autistic
I want to just imagine senator Armstrong getting the timing wrong when mge is revealed like Raiden still a mile away
**other small animals running when they see a human**
rats: 5:45
The thumbnail looks like a poster for a movie version of this
I thought so too)
For some reason, I ve seen "Raiden vs MS Excel"
Spreadsheets Son.
Max0r memes,son.
MACRO MACHINES SON@@Commander_Shepard.
10:47 This is one of the coolest moments in MGR
They really said that TH-cam comments were enough to start a war over.
It's funny that excelsus being a nuclear tank has a speed clutch just like an old car
If you take into the fact at the size of that thing, a larger in mass makes movement most slower, plus a nuclear tank would be extremely heavy to manoeuvre
I remember playing this thinking it was legitimately the end. “Wow what a finish”. Then Armstrong got out, hentai’d himself and charged me.
I love how every character in this game has straight up unlimited strength
Only in Metal Gear could you have a song with such deep lyrics as Collective Consciousness playing in the background of a battle between a cyborg ninja and a giamt insect battleship who are sword fighting with each other.
Like my ride? Worth every penny
Cyborg ninja boi
VS
Literally the giant metal ant
Or crab
As someone who has never played this game, I’ve got to say, that was sick as heck! I’ve seen some cool boss battles, and this definitely is high on the list.
Thanks for the visit
Play it! It has some of the best boss fights out of any game I've played.
@@vogonp4287 Maybe. I’m not a fan of the gore (though compared to other games, sometimes this isn’t as bad), but I’ll definitely consider it (assuming I have a console that it was released on).
@@GerudoKing_ hope you got a ps3 xbox 360 or steam
@@mediumbakedbean I do not have any of those. Oh well.
10:48 this is how it felt like when I benched 110kg yesterday
That's how I feel when I deadlift, but goddamn 110 kg bench is very impressive!
@@rept1247Hey, no matter the exercice, any weight above 100kg is very impressive !
Keep going forward and be proud of yourself !
I always wondered how he could parry MG Ray with no damage but can't with Excelsus despite it having a smaller blade
because armstrong controls it
Lot more control than Ray
"That's a nice argument Senator. Why don't you back it up with a Source!"
"My source is that I made it the FCK Up"
extrimist,lawless gang,mad man
raiden:oh shit its actualy true
1:08 THE Metal Gear Rising
9:10 Music sync when the swords drop.
11:05 "every other games are now worse because they don't have this."
Ever other metal gear games are now worse because they aren't max0r parodied.
4:46 is my favorite one
11:09 like how the music matches when he catches the arm
This is my favorite shot. 5:43
Damn raiden just picked up Metal gear excel and then took its sword to fight it
THE MEMES!
Freaking Kojima, predicted this back in 2013....
Your memes END here
I always come and watch this game video's idont know why
but i think it's only nanomachines
Running it's course
That's been a thing ever since 2001 when Sons of Liberty was released
The memes are the nanomachines
Son
God the music was so good
Dear god dude, you cannot dodge at all. Defensive offense grants invulnerability frames.
It was kind infuriating watching him get stepped on every time the excelsus lifted its foot.
the hit box on the feet are fucking stupid im not surprised
And that's not even the easiest method, my man could literally just parry all of it
@@dabreadman9677 Parrying takes a fuck ton of damage on this fight, if he parried everywhere he would lose like 20 health, i think each stomp parry does 3 damage or somth so.
The best tactic is to use Ninja run, slide and hit the leg, deal it 3 percent over n over
11:09 Perfectly sync
this aged well
Mechanical man with lightning sword vs giant spider robot
the sad part is, he's kind of got a point.
"Like my ride? Worth every penny!"
Wdym sad?
Armstrong Literally Tosses His Cigar Straight At Raiden From That Distance
3:48
“so we'll make freedom obsolete”
Yeah fucking yeah
4:56 "Extremists. Lawless Gangs. MADMEN."
Of course this would have inclued you...
@@thesuperintendent4290 wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message! *flicks cigar away*
5:20 Me booting my PC (I’m going to play Minecraft)
Imagine riding this behemoth!
This is how it feels to see a small spider in the shower
Or in Australia
i honestly would expect Senator Armstrong to say "My blood is red, white, and blue" like in some video i forgot which one it was i think it was by Max0r
It is made by max0r,you're looking for the part 2.
@@HackerMan203 thank you
"I cant wait for the new diaclone figure to come out!"
5:36 girls: *climbing on the top* omg
Boys:
We're all sons of the patriots now.
Fire ant after getting stomped, sprayed,burnt and drowned
Me when I reach the final boss:
5:19
instead donald trump, i will vote steven armstrong for U.S President
Hahaha! HE HAS NOTHING ON ARMSTRONG! >:D
Yeah Armstrong isnt greedy just batshit insane. While Trump is greedy AND batshit insane
+Raiden “Jack the Ripper” The Cyborg You said it, Raiden. You have bested many combatants in your past: Fat Man, Solidus Snake, Vamp, Mistral, Monsoon, Sundowner, Jetstream Sam, numerous Cyborgs, UG's and Metal Gear RAY. You fight for what you believe in, I believe you have become the successor to ex-FOXHOUND Field Agent Frank Jaeger aka Gray Fox. Also be the wielder of his HF Blade. Rumor has it that his soul still lives in the blade. And times like this I wish Snake was still in the field.
zelee0 fuck the war, he just wants ya dead!
They’re the same guy
when I first got to this boss, I was like: HOLLY **** WTF IS THAT?!
And when I saw it, I was like 'HOLY SHIT, THAT IS SO AWESOME!!' Swear I was so pumped the entire fight.
3:59 THE SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT TO FUCK UP
Parrys Instead of jumping this attack: 6:08
Me: *Visible pain*
It feels like Dr eggman boss fight in sonic
Mom: you see too much metal gear rising son. Why?
Me: 3:23
Mom: stop it, are no funny
Me: 3:56
the enlightened masses
7:22 that transition in music tho
The giant enemy spider
“Well if it isn’t saucy jack “ got me rolling on the floor even that I knew that he was gonna say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Australians walking inside a room (5th spider they encountered)
How does he have more problems with Harambe then he has with a crazy senator in a giant robot?
Well MG Excelsus has no arms so it can’t grab you like harambe
God I hate those things
Metal Gear Rising is a game that would literally break ur controller with all the spamming
Played the game a lot with an already broken ass controller, still works
If Raiden had a gun in this scene, he could have ended it right here
@Nicholas Darryl H. Armstrong needs to charge his nanomachines for them to work. Or at least work at a level that he can fight future ninja cyborgs.
Doesnt he have 2 rocket launchers plus like 4 grenades throught the entire game?
“The memes…” what a game
baby beetle vs giant lobster battleship
When a guy in high heels is more manlier than you are
5:16 me loading up twitter after saying there are only 2 genders
anyone gonna talk about how good 11:07 is
No because we all already know that this is the best part of the entire fight and with the lyrics is fucking perfect :)
All the game was an anime without any real physics or logic. The gameplay soooo otaku. I laughed my ass off, buuuut the game is pretty cool and enjoyable, the final boss is really amazing. It’s been a while since I haven’t felt a good “ final boss “
Kojima is a weeb.
Peace Walker's final boss is literally a girl in underwear piloting a robot.
That's what it's supposed to be.
@@sergiogonzales330 he's more of a westaboo
also how can he be a weeb if he's literally Japanese himself?
@@hollowsid9623 He’s a anime lover to put it more simply. Or how his own language would describe him in a negative sense, a Otaku.
When did Armstrong bury Excelsus to surprise Raiden?
under the ground
5:10 me on my way to boot up my 2000$ pc
runs up a building, hops missile to missile and has incredible physical feats
cant pull himself up a ledge
11:02 weakest man in ohio