Greg Heffley's Criminal Record

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  • @maxpixels
    @maxpixels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I think we need to talk about the parents because THEY are most of the reason why Greg and Manny act like this.

    • @JacobFiveash
      @JacobFiveash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree.

    • @otanikkiisskeptical3288
      @otanikkiisskeptical3288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yup, Susan is a Karen, not to mention a hypocrite. Frank is a neglectful father.

    • @sunnydays07
      @sunnydays07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @LilleEmma Rodrick just became an indifferent punk, probably helps with blocking out his parent's bs

    • @jadeblade865
      @jadeblade865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How tf did rodrick turn out oksy

    • @FalconKalinius
      @FalconKalinius ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll tell you why. NO. DISCIPLINE.

  • @linkganonslayer000
    @linkganonslayer000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I find it hard to believe that in the later books, the Heffley's would really take things up a larger notch

    • @KylesDigitalLab
      @KylesDigitalLab ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just Kinney jumping the shark.

    • @linkganonslayer000
      @linkganonslayer000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KylesDigitalLab sounds about right

    • @KylesDigitalLab
      @KylesDigitalLab ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@linkganonslayer000 The series started to go downhill when they introduced the pig.

    • @rigboy1234
      @rigboy1234 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Greg was supposed to be a likable asshole, but rowley’s diary didn’t understand that

    • @ZingaMadinga
      @ZingaMadinga 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah he's so mean in that book because we see things from Rowley eyes

  • @regularguy2807
    @regularguy2807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Most of these aren’t really crimes but wrong doings and a lot of them are accidental or unintentional not deliberate. Also do one for Rodrick.

    • @randomality77
      @randomality77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesss I want him to do one for Rodrick lol

    • @Yourlocalbacterium
      @Yourlocalbacterium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly. Listening to music meant for adults won’t put you into jail. That’s stupid

    • @MdGAJRJ
      @MdGAJRJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yourlocalbacterium Uh
      I t h I n k I t s a j o k e

    • @Yourlocalbacterium
      @Yourlocalbacterium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh, don’t care

    • @jamiemiller1482
      @jamiemiller1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was about to say I’m pretty sure it’s not a crime to swear in church, at least not where I’m from

  • @WimpyKelv12
    @WimpyKelv12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    0:34 I dunno why but I always interpreted that line as Greg giving Rowley metaphorical ’noogies’, as in lecturing him instead of actually scrubbing his knuckles against his head.

  • @azuma892
    @azuma892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Someone go get this guy a world record for most Wimpy Kid videos posted on a TH-cam channel.

    • @Finnshutheflipup
      @Finnshutheflipup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      27 in less then a month

    • @ethanthomsen3973
      @ethanthomsen3973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would make him more of a star than Greg

    • @Tyler_stuff8970
      @Tyler_stuff8970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You are wrong the real one is crowranaburger

    • @toviyaondo
      @toviyaondo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Tyler_stuff8970 I never liked you in TDI or in TDWT.

    • @OverStrive2008
      @OverStrive2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toviyaondo the disrespect 🥶

  • @waffle9184
    @waffle9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I can't see another person other than Tov call Manny's snowman *a work of art*

    • @Retribution5618
      @Retribution5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was pretty cute tho ngl

    • @emperorhaya5351
      @emperorhaya5351 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen Modern "Art" yet?, not the actually good kinds of modern art with cool weird shapes to make a human or smth, those ppl who just pour a bucket of paint into a canvas and call it a day.

    • @waffle9184
      @waffle9184 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Retribution5618 how dare you say that psychopath's art is cute

  • @Baseballify
    @Baseballify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When I see the title: wait WHAT

  • @morbidsearch
    @morbidsearch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "He also tends to get very physical with his friend, Rowley"
    Toviyando, 2022

    • @longtom7715
      @longtom7715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @MisterMuffinut
      @MisterMuffinut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What kind of physical 🤨

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MisterMuffinut the beating up kind. Usually physical means violemt

    • @itzolive3738
      @itzolive3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reptile1687 r/woosh

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itzolive3738 wow, your aim is terrible

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Greg has committed more criminal offenses than some actual villains.

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:56
    I am no expert, but laughing so hard that apple juice flies out your nose in a car isn’t really going to KILL someone

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      foreign liquid in your nose can cause a sinus infection to occur if bacteria is present, though it's not really deadly.... unless you want it to be

  • @TornadoZX825
    @TornadoZX825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    your honour, most of these can be classified as simply doing a little trolling

    • @muffyxmind
      @muffyxmind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bettercallsaulmoment825

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OBJECTION!
      He has still violated the law! He is guilty!

    • @muffyxmind
      @muffyxmind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deleetiusproductions3497 but your honor according to Section 69420 AE, Trolling is an exception for the aforementioned crimes my client has done. Henceforth prosecution's apparent allegations are wrong.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@muffyxmind OBJECTION! BULLSHIT!
      _slams head against the wall_

    • @zegod2586
      @zegod2586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big floppa

  • @bigdapramirez6157
    @bigdapramirez6157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When cornered by the authorities, Greg Heffley attempted to lie to them about his methamphetamine manufacturing operation by telling them it was quote: "A paper maché volcano for the school science fair project." Tell it to the judge, kid.

  • @InternationalCheeseDude
    @InternationalCheeseDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    can we talk about how he wanted (and nearly) stalked someone house

  • @easyscout8369
    @easyscout8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ever think about the fact that when Greg becomes popular he's just gonna hand out these diaries to the press in an act of avoiding them?

  • @ChasetheG
    @ChasetheG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:38
    I think the Parental Advisory is simply “an advisory” for parents that a CD has explicit content, etc. I heard at some places that you do need to be a certain age to buy it. But hey, I hear parents let their kids watch South Park and play GTA, so what do I know? 🤷‍♂️

    • @djmutt2000
      @djmutt2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol I was watching South Park at 9 years old, I was a really slick kid and kept tons of secrets

    • @hadrianadrian
      @hadrianadrian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know this reply is a year old, but funny enough the Parental Advisory label is completely optional, though some stores won't stock albums with strong language if they don't have the label on. There's even been instances in the past where the Parental Advisory label was on albums that didn't actually feature explicit language, some being from the now unused (as far as I'm aware) and rarer moderate language label.

  • @rpmguy648
    @rpmguy648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Also, in Wrecking Ball, he tried to pass off a broken umbrella and what looks like a soap bar and sunscreen as "rare items."

  • @AH-is5yg
    @AH-is5yg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Greg's problem is that he's dealing with peer pressure.
    Him bullying Rowley was very bad, the reasons he didn't apologizes to him because he believes cool kids don't need to apologize and he also believes apologizing will make him look weak in front of the cool kids and he'll never be popular.

    • @redfatseal2407
      @redfatseal2407 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Greg isn't in a good environment. Whether he's at home or school.

    • @AH-is5yg
      @AH-is5yg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@redfatseal2407 Greg needs real positive people around him.

  • @whateverarchive606
    @whateverarchive606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Next:
    >Susan Criminal History
    >Frank Criminal History
    >Rodrick Criminal History

    • @w_avor
      @w_avor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All the above

    • @television8534
      @television8534 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rodrick doesn’t have a criminal record, he is the normal one in the family

  • @chobus2181
    @chobus2181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My man is about to get the electric chair😜😜😝😝😝😜😜

  • @linkganonslayer000
    @linkganonslayer000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As for the jacket one, well, that one was more on the restaurant

  • @itzolive3738
    @itzolive3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol all this time when Manny said, "bubby thowed wock at window" I thought greg threw a wok through the window(you know one of those cooking pots) rock makes much more sense though 😅

  • @netherfreakultima4498
    @netherfreakultima4498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Will you be able to cover the criminal records of Susan Heffely next?

  • @mikeyhasfuntoo9164
    @mikeyhasfuntoo9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:48 HOW IS THAT ART!

  • @icel8828
    @icel8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:15.
    I don’t really think it’s fair to blame Greg for this as it was incidental

    • @LegoReader12345hello
      @LegoReader12345hello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, too bad frank thinks Greg did it on purpose

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LegoReader12345hello you can’t really have your pants fall while your hanging onto a tree purposely

    • @linkganonslayer000
      @linkganonslayer000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@icel8828 those pants were too large for him, since he was borrowing one of Rodrick's

    • @svxd7369
      @svxd7369 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, he bit the dentist by accident.

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@svxd7369 that was less so, he was disobeying orders

  • @aidenharumi1011
    @aidenharumi1011 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Don’t forget he pulled a fire alarm

  • @nixx_draws3759
    @nixx_draws3759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Toviyaondo, I don't know if you've covered this but I found a harry potter reference in third wheel. Idk if it was on purpose or sm but on page 131 as Greg was looking for something to wear to school and looks through rodricks clothes,he finds a sweatshirt with a snake going through a skull . I found this as a reference to harry potter as the design is the same as the death eaters (Voldemorts followers) mark which is engraved on their wrist. Like I've said before idk if you've already covered this but it was cool to find

    • @pianosbloxworld4460
      @pianosbloxworld4460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Cabin Fever, he said he read a book about a boy with powers that goes to a special school. If that isn’t Harry Potter, then I don’t know what is.

  • @WretchedHobbit
    @WretchedHobbit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is hilarious

  • @Andrewgtv05
    @Andrewgtv05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not Forgetting getting that one time where he decided to sleep in a Girls Bed

  • @labgoat6787
    @labgoat6787 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m gonna assume that approximately 80% of people freaked out when you said the words “emotional damage”.

  • @ariajane8695
    @ariajane8695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next do a video on Patty Farrell.

  • @harizhairunizam9151
    @harizhairunizam9151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Greg is the main hero in all of the books.

  • @Joshuathegreen
    @Joshuathegreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude included vanity but forgot the B&E

    • @Joshuathegreen
      @Joshuathegreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crybabies Only The breaking and entering in the 9th book

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, Chris McLean’s got some competition.

  • @sabertooth3studioshq838
    @sabertooth3studioshq838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    do Susan Heffley criminal record.

  • @nil981
    @nil981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You do realize that in the getaway Manny is the biggest reason why the heffleys are banned from the resort

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay some of them he mostly didn’t MEAN to happen
    Like the ROWLEY breaking toe, he didn’t mean to have it HAPPEN, it just thought it would hurt a bit because of the pillow cushioning the pain

  • @suburbanvibes3466
    @suburbanvibes3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What about his worst one where he went into the girls changing room in camouflage in an attempt to watch them change?

    • @toviyaondo
      @toviyaondo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That never happened. It was a drawing Greg made to illustrate what kids at his school thought he did

    • @suburbanvibes3466
      @suburbanvibes3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toviyaondo Oooooooooh, I haven’t read the books in a while lol

    • @forceghostyoda5730
      @forceghostyoda5730 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toviyaondo double down exist

  • @YourAverageMango
    @YourAverageMango 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Emotional damage and-
    Me*Say no more i got what I needeD*

  • @TeddyBearBig2024
    @TeddyBearBig2024 ปีที่แล้ว

    None of this is as bad as him pouring the milk before the cereal in Cabin Fever. 😂😂😂

  • @GoldenUnlimited
    @GoldenUnlimited 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Interesting way to start this video 😂

  • @cawsomeaolin
    @cawsomeaolin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “He gets very *physical* with Rowley” 😳

  • @sweetpea_____
    @sweetpea_____ ปีที่แล้ว

    You can’t forget how he still has a library book that he never returned

  • @metallord6960
    @metallord6960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The loaner jacket was from the restaurant so you can't blame Greg for the smell.

  • @linkganonslayer000
    @linkganonslayer000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    as for Kagan, well, at the same time, he kinda deserved that

  • @Rolagle
    @Rolagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wow that's a lot
    1:41 rodrick is also the guilty here

  • @sophthetoast1997
    @sophthetoast1997 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Assault on a dentist”
    I doubt that’s a separate crime from regular assault

  • @fireyfan2280
    @fireyfan2280 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot in the 4th book Greg forgot to bring a library book back to the library and he hasn't brought it back in likely 8 years.

  • @AnimationsFromSnake
    @AnimationsFromSnake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ChatGPT says that he would get community service, probation, large fines, and maybe time in jail

  • @WhenDidYtAddThis
    @WhenDidYtAddThis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "i guess property is just a social construct anyway" im *stealing* this, thank you

  • @stephaniegano6884
    @stephaniegano6884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    idea: the Heffley Religion

  • @professionalcommentstealer5271
    @professionalcommentstealer5271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    didn't he also not return a library book?

  • @epickingz5175
    @epickingz5175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More than half the things on the list is what happens in a family anyways.

  • @engtilde
    @engtilde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, in other words... no criminal record

  • @sfnaffan
    @sfnaffan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok.

  • @nice_ice6449
    @nice_ice6449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And how does the defendant respond to these claims?

  • @gachagav_gc
    @gachagav_gc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:11 EVERY politician does this

  • @yeetmeinahole7566
    @yeetmeinahole7566 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don’t forget that RODRICK is the one who shoved greg into the hallway while greg was only wearing underwear

  • @BrimmySP
    @BrimmySP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    toviyando explains why people hate greg heffley

  • @redfatseal2407
    @redfatseal2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember when manny licked a statue in the long haul that says do not touch

  • @jackepicspeederwolfaj2294
    @jackepicspeederwolfaj2294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:30 guess I have low intelligence then

  • @dejus_e
    @dejus_e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is everyone fucking committing property damage in the heffley family.

  • @marshyhmr7766
    @marshyhmr7766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you make a video on the reason why greg is mean to Rowley is because Rodrick is mean to him?
    In the first Rowley Book, Greg asked him a question: “are you embarrassed that you pooped In your diaper today?” Well in the do it yourself book, Rodrick asks the same question.

  • @sallhrvatin
    @sallhrvatin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    IMAGINE CROWRANABURGER WATCHING tHIS

  • @YashKarlekarYapoleonBolekar
    @YashKarlekarYapoleonBolekar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wait, but technically the "personal property" parts of him breaking windows are in his own house, so does that count?

  • @NormalVillain19
    @NormalVillain19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    typical late middleschool/highschool "shenanigans"

  • @Silly-Goose-OG
    @Silly-Goose-OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What even is with that crystal king profile picture? do you or did you ever plan to make paper Mario content?

  • @paddyphelan5309
    @paddyphelan5309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rodrick next. Please please 🙏

  • @Mysti_Is_Taken
    @Mysti_Is_Taken ปีที่แล้ว

    rodrick is the only normal one, cant change my thought

  • @Surpried
    @Surpried 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:26 correction: he actually stole 100,000 MOM BUCKS which is equal to about 1,000 dollars

  • @pikaplayer2870
    @pikaplayer2870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JESUS 😳😳

  • @jamiemiller1482
    @jamiemiller1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well give Greg credit… He obviously understood politics

  • @breadstix-
    @breadstix- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    most of these crimes aren't crimes, or just don't count

  • @M1chaelll_
    @M1chaelll_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It seems that Rodrick is still the most normal and still my favorite

  • @SammyChristianGuy
    @SammyChristianGuy ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m sorry but I always laugh at *emotional damage* 😂

  • @viniciusazevedo8087
    @viniciusazevedo8087 ปีที่แล้ว

    In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown, Greg Heffley does stealing.

  • @coolcookiegaming7964
    @coolcookiegaming7964 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot theift of meemaws wedding ring

  • @Braylen_4nim4tes
    @Braylen_4nim4tes ปีที่แล้ว

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @redfatseal2407
    @redfatseal2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You forgot, throwing apples at patty although she deserved it

  • @kimjigirado317
    @kimjigirado317 ปีที่แล้ว

    4 YEARS LATER: GETS A JOB AS A POLICEMAN

  • @vgreentea4360
    @vgreentea4360 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    how do you get fined for destroying your own parents house window

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guess I’m a criminal

  • @JA6XN
    @JA6XN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Remember he put the milk before the cereal and acts as if it was ok

  • @Trolljak45
    @Trolljak45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:09 dead meme

  • @anormaldude127
    @anormaldude127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:09 Emotional DAmage

  • @Saber_Playz
    @Saber_Playz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Emotional damage

  • @Pigmcginnyrig
    @Pigmcginnyrig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good video

  • @deadakus
    @deadakus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    wtf with the nude beach one. I gotta read these new books. Last one I read was Long Haul

  • @ethanthomsen3973
    @ethanthomsen3973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know if you get comments like these a lot, but imagine if you and CrowRanaBurger actually collabed.

  • @alienpl107
    @alienpl107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Non-diary of a wimpy kid fan: wow that’s very much crimes. That criminal really is dangerous
    Bro that’s what Greg Heffley did…

  • @ryanbarth6691
    @ryanbarth6691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every single time Greg heffley broke the law

  • @NJBattle9852
    @NJBattle9852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I figured u use the hard luck thing

  • @andecidreweye
    @andecidreweye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:51 I thought of this recently

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:08 "Emotional damage and distress" It wouldve been better if the Heffleys were asian

  • @Acn124averyncz12..............
    @Acn124averyncz12.............. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11pm

  • @Immadeus
    @Immadeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    send greg heffley to guantanamo bay

  • @francistrei1923
    @francistrei1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do rodricks heffleys

  • @msmshyguylbpsacknana
    @msmshyguylbpsacknana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:09 Steven he refrence

  • @queengalactica
    @queengalactica 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn Greg did a lot stuff leading him into trouble 😶

  • @dvishunintendoed489
    @dvishunintendoed489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Paper Mario

  • @ashleysmall8344
    @ashleysmall8344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This crimical record is looooooonnnnnngggg