Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Shooter
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"maybe i'll do something freaky do the body" got me questioning greg's sanity
He just like me fr
I was cooking dinner and had this playing in the background. Nearly collapsed with a frying pan full of food hearing that 🤣
crackheads lmao
Maybe he should be in jail...
@therealgumballwattersonyou’re sick
I don’t think Greg was framed but instead he really was the one that shot up the school and only used this story as some kind of mental block of what really happened
Could be
He is a sociopathic liar in the main books, so maybe. (See different books describing the same year completely differently.)
Perhaps. But I don't see him having the balls to actually straight up attack people like this. Him running away and using Rowley as a shield sounds a lot more like him.
I mean he got into the group of survivors and Rowley and Holly were killed so it's unlikely
I don't remeber this one in my middle school library
I love how Greg says it’s the worst day ever, talks about having no cereal and his game getting delayed then casually mentions there was a shooting💀
“Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body”
HE DESERVED TO GO TO JAIL JUST FOR THAT 😭😭😭
>shadman
He did
Yeah agreed
Greg is going to jail
diary of a freaky kid
My favorite thing about this fanfic is how much of an asshat Greg is. My man legit used his "best friend" as a human shield.
You should read the books if you think he’s an asshat in this
HOLY SHIT ITS SAMMY CLARK THE THOMAS TH-camR
And the best part? That it’s entirely accurate to the books!
Damn, Greg hasn’t ever and will never change huh?
It was immediately clear to me what kind of characterization gregs given in this upon seeing how much he swore 💀
bro that "freaky with the dead body" part was so out of pocket lmaoo
Necrophilia go brrrrrrr
Edit 1: 20 likes, thank you :)
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Its disgusting
He got too down bad
“But if you have ever been around Fregely, you know that all of the bullying is justified.”
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING GREG WOULD SAY
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the fact that he just gave up on censoring every swear word like 20% through the story is hilarious
It's because TH-cam has this stupid policy of demonitizing you if you swear in the first 30 seconds. Notice he stopped the censoring after the 30 second mark
@@pegasusactua2985hi
@@pegasusactua298560 actually
@@pegasusactua2985 YT is crazy 💀
Not even 20%, like 5%
I like how they censored the cussing for only the first minute until they just gave up
Cause of yt's rule about 30 seconds
@@user-se6kk2wi6x I completely forgot about that rule. It's so dumb but it makes the video funnier so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah TH-cam has a rule about cussing now so he just played around it so he wouldn’t get demonetized
you can't curse within the first 30s
I love this thread
who knew the fanfictions were getting so realistic now
720 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that
You captured Gregs absolutely insufferable attitude perfectly
@@mynamejeff8401Yeah he didn’t
3:05 Even the narrator had to pause for a sec! 💀
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TH-cam: the demonetization button looks real good for this innocent man (edit this was made before I even watched the vid cuz Ive seen this guy be demonetized for simple things lol)
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I got an ad, so we are good
@@Insane_OneTH-cam could be putting those ads on the video
@@garfieldfan925 that’s how it works
Ads make videos money, and TH-cam puts them there. :/
@@Insane_One Bro, TH-cam puts ads on unmonetized videos so TH-cam gets the money
If I had a nickel every time I saw a fanfic where Freggly was a school sh00ter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
That’s a crazy backstory
Fregleys the weird kid. Weird kids are stereotypically the shooter. Math checks out
@@real_spiiHAMIMATIONS REFURANCE
@@RafaelFlagitno way I watch haminations
@@real_spii Just wait for it, it's one thing we can't control.
4:14 “And finally, he killed the last few” bruh I can’t! 🤣😭
????
4:49 kids this is an example of meat shield
No, Rowley is just being a good friend 😊
Why does every diary of a wimpy kid fan fiction make Greg a irredeemable monster?
Cuz he is
Man is cannonically is already an irredeemable monster
"What took you so long? Idiot!"
Greg is an actual sociopath
The shooter part 2: “as the shooter was opening fire and gunning down the others I used manny as a human shield “
Greg is crazy af in this fic 😭
The man had 0 chill
Nah he acts no different than in the books
@@olliegoriafr
“Freaky with the body” 😂
This is the first fully fledged diary of a wimpy kid fanfic I’ve seen in 3-4 years so thank you for reminding me of a time that feels so long ago yet so very recent
I know this video is supposed to be just a dark humor, but it is very sad that people have to be worried about this happening to them in their school. Like getting a pop quiz when you are on the brink of failing makes me so upset. 😭😭
Oh really, nothing else made you upset..?
Damn that hurt..
Yeah, or having the new Twisted Wizard game getting delayed for ANOTHER year
Or running out of cookie puffs :(
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Last Straw Sequel looks great.
The last straw has been used
@@Ittbitt-Xt3rm1nat0rHe said sequel
Someone's last LAST straw just broke
A morgna wes core
@@UTTPOfficerBennie Vectern sis da!
On the bright side, we didn't see Greg drop the soap, so that's the happy ending we can take.
But at least he got locked up before he could put a happy in Holly’s ending
I’m pretty sure he already has, MULTIPLE TIMES.
Imagine Fregley was in the jail * Greg drops the soap* Fregley: " Wanna see me rock out with my c**k out
I don’t think spree killers would be in general population
I don’t get it
I definitely had a feeling it was Fregley when the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory", and the part mentioning that he was a good wrestler when Greg tackled the shooter.
But luckly, i had Rowley who absorbed all the bullets like a true friend would do
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Interestingly enough, Jeff Kenny actually did respond to the question if Greg is a Sociopath and said 'No'. I am starting to wonder if that's a lie as Greg does get worse and worse in the actual books. 🤔
i think jeff kenney is a sociopath and he thinks greg is normal
I don't think Greg is a sociopath because the stuff he actually does isn't that bad, we get to see him think negative thoughts often, but almost every person will catch themselves with intrusive thoughts they'd never act on everyday. Many times(like when he got Rowley in trouble after Greg chased some kids around with a stick, when he accidentally left the green spot on his school, or when he threw out the egg salad, causing a neighbor's house to smell bad),m he genuinely shows remorse and sees himself in the wrong, he just doesn't fess up out of fear. We also need to remember he is a middle schooler and kids'/teens in general are pretty mean and have a warped sense of reality(we've all cringed at shitty things we've done in our younger years) so I don't think Greg is a sociopath, just a selfish kid.
@@UncleRuckus-NoRelation- he doesn't feel bad though. With the deviled eggs in the plant thing that caused his neighbors to move out, sure he felt remorse, but when he saw them take that plant, which was the very reason they moved out in the first place, to their new house what did he do? he stood there, and willingly caused more confusion and pain all because he didn't want to paint himself in a negative light.
You also can't forget about the whole "i'm the one who broke his hand" crap with rowley.
also that time when he pushed the kindergartners into that hole
@@gameymcgamer847I mean Jeff did openly admit that Greg was a self insert for how he was like in middle school...
@gameymcgamer847
"He didn't feel bad though... Sure he felt remorse."
“Maybe I’ll come back and do something freaky with the body”💀
"Wait wait wait WHAT 💀?"
What?! 💀
I mean yeah sounds like a good idea
@@YabblerDabblerDo BRO WHAT💀
@@LavsXD_ Well I mean it's good to get frisky once in awhile
My teacher played this class thinking it was the real diary of a wimpy kid😂
How did your teacher react
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Imagine her thinking it was a good example of a shooting and why children should never do it and then “Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body”
Honestly most of the things Greg does seem pretty truthful to the real books, so this probably isn’t that far fetched. I feel like Greg genuinely would use Rowley as a shield in this situation ngl
They would have done fingerprint scans, camera footage, witnesses and interrogation.
Yeah! The whole procedure, and everything.
I don’t think there were any witnesses left
@@thedodgeviperacr5935 💀
@@thedodgeviperacr5935bro🤣
Cmon he’s a professional there’s no way there’d be any left
This fic really made me laugh my ass of. The funny thing is, Greg would've done most of this. 😭
i love how this is exactly how Greg would explain something like this minus the bad words
Anyone else surprised that Greg didn’t just instantly spray up Fregley as soon as he took his mask off?
At 6:07 that’s when I knew it had to be fregly 💀
real
Same
IKR? lmao!
For me it was 6:27
lowkey feel like Greg would actually do everything in this except the part where he removes the shooters mask
On me he’s a little shit 😂
Yeah
You can tell this man read the books for the level of detail and accuracy
5:40 "From fucking wiping out he future generation" had me rolling on the floor
Let’s all agree to go back to the LLB’s that have absurd stories and Manny being evil.
tf is an llb
Beats me
@@yarnmisery It means Look Like Book. It’s what the fandom call these fanfics stories.
I've never laughed so hard as when I read Franks Day Out for the first time
6:30 This plot twist was more insane than any Netflix plot twist i've EVER seen
I knew it was Fregley because I think he the only character to say Greg’s full name.
@@deft_spex_jr9628i Smell u Gregory 🤓
@@deft_spex_jr9628fr, and it was a clear give away when Greg said that the shooter said some weird things
@@deft_spex_jr9628yeah
4:41 This part killed me
Bro, this hits like the pumped up kicks song
1:40
Those gunshots LOUD AF
Props to Enigma for the realism💯💯
bruh thats the csgo awp sound
@@Sox64-🤓
That jumpscared me bruh 💀
5:30 Ironic that the shooter looks just like Greg
It’s like that meme from the clone movie with Will Smith
Now we just need a movie adaptation
for a kids book, this is insane.
fregley said "man I'm finna done with this bs" 💀💀
fregley got opps fr fr
"This Ni*ga starting to sound like a low-key sociopath" had me rolling on the ceiling 😂💀
STARTING?
🙍🏿♂️💬 That stroke feel good?
🙇🏿♂️💬 Yes king! 😩
@@GuilhermeM1 ?
@@GuilhermeM1 yo i heard the full audio lmao
@dumbguy2574why would he be
This man is treading on thin ice with youtube watching his every move, respect
The instant the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory" I knew it was Fregley
Bro when the first shot was fired I got a chicken wing Pizza Hut ad 💀
It’s a warning for something…
3:10 WHAT!?!?!?!? 💀💀💀💀💀
"I can smell you Greg!"
I wonder who that could be?
Lmao just realized that
I think Greg is giving uh "his" version of the story. I think Greg actually-
*my lawyer has advised me not to finish the comment*
At first, I thought rodrick was the one shooting the school because the head of the shooter looked like greg’s head. But when he revealed his face, you know. It was fregley.
I love how doawk fanfics are just wild.
4:02 Donald Trump would be proud
"luckily, I had rowley in front of me, so he absorbed all the bullets like what a real friend would do" had me dying 😭💀
wouldn’t the cops have seen the bullet wound on his ankle, i dont think a shooter would shoot his ankle on purpose
People have wounded themselves in much worse ways irl to get away with murder.
Or wouldn't the schools have cameras
They would have, plus they would likely arrest him out of caution, then DNA fingerprints tie him to the gun and he gets jail time.
@shcdemolisher And what about Fregley's fingerprints on the gun too?
also couldnt they investigate and find the bullet wound through his ankle was not self inflicted by the trajectory
6:46 ok yeah he needs to be bullyed
*I’d help*
Not him.
I’d help the bullies bully him lmao
@@lifeiscats1337ima join
Everything about this is accurate besides the fact that Greg isn't the one doing the shooting
“Don’t show up to school tomorrow.”
Tomorrow is Saturday
4:43 greg... Why
(WIt this is normal for greg)
Greg is the definition of: a psychotic manipulating gaslighting gatekeeper. In all of the books it's just him abusing Rowley.
Bro I haven't laughed at something so silly for a while, been stressing lately. Thanks 😂
Hope you feel better soon man. ✌️
The way I knew it was Fregley when it said ‘I can smell you Gregory’ 💀
I was in college or late high school when this series was big, so some of these references are over my head. It tickles me in a sick sort of way that the kids who grew up on the series are making these warped parodies..
Evolution
Finally, a direly, a wimpy kid book that’s not cringe. However, you could’ve made the ending at least bittersweet therefore, no happy ending or bad ending.
Diary of a wimpy kid if it was made in 2023:
"Maybe I will do something freaky with the both" Bruhhhh Greg☠️🙏
Every time I stop watching this channel for even just a little bit, it always gets crazier
I like how in character greg is.
I found the first few pages of this fan fic on Reddit and I’m so happy to find it on here 😂
3:07 '' Who knows, maybe ill come back and do something freaky with Hollys body '' 💀
Something is telling me that Fregley was the shooter
(Edit: I was right)
Nah it was the actor for the Bush kid who played on his Nintendo DS
@@Randomdude1979 lol, I remember hearing about that
2:59 bro read our thoughts
real
the amount of f-bombs that he dropped could’ve done more damage than the shooter.
The average school day in America
didn't Fregley become next level popular after his talent of belly button chewing?
I love how the most consistent thing in these comics is Greg being a menace to society😆
6:37 the “the the” trick only works when the second “the” is on the start of the next line.
not always tho
@@SanrioDonutLover bro what are you talking about?
@@SanrioDonutLover bro what 💀
yeah ik that trick it’s probably the
the most trippy trick
@@lifeiscats1337 sometimes it works even when the “the the” is on the same line
Goddamn this made my childhood dark fast
1:40 I got an ad as soon as the gunshots started to play and I almost fell out of my chair 😢
I JUMPED
It's a set ad, so everyone got it
@@ElvionOfLXIXI didn't get it!
@@Yoshi55577 skill issue
Same
This story is very relatable
Oh
ayo?
You ok man?
Wait wtf🤨
The moment realization kicks in-
I love how as hes reading this he starts asking wtf is wrong with this book
Bro said camping like it’s fortnite
This one had a sad ending but was funny overall
Bro the mask would’ve had freglys fingerprints
@@DumOcasoHahahahah and there would’ve been cctv lmao
2:08 Greg and SLOW? Damn it, that is what I would call plot amor, haha
Blud using Rowley as a human shield is crazy 💀💀
As a school shooting survivor, this is a certified hood classic.
"this man sounding like a sociopath"
oh NOW you see it
0:01 "Monday left him broken"
I’m not sure about Tuesday
I love how the captions on some vids actually let the swears slide instead of just:
[ __ ] or just completely not saying anything
"Absorbing all the bullets like a true friend would"
"Do something freaky with the body"
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giving me serious Ballistic Missile vibes here with this writing
This fanfic has so much edge, you could cut it with a butter knife
I love how they combine pictures together
I love how all the pictures are pictures throughout the book series
4:47 RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I GOT A SIMPLY GUITAR AD💀💀💀💀
I got an anime ad💀
First time seeing DoaWK parodies.. it's already amazing. I hope there's one on what Greg did last year
1:40 When _I_ heard those loudass gunshots the first time, I felt Greg and the others’ fear for a moment.
I love how well it encompasses how much of a horrible person greg is
I actually have a plan in place for if I need a quick weapon in the event of a murderer in my school. If someone in the room has hairspray or some other flammable substance that can be deployed at a target quickly, as well as a lighter, you can make a flamethrower. All you need to do is get some good cover, light the lighter, (or match) and spray into the fire once the killer is within the range of whatever you can use. They will go up in flames, but you might need to bash his head in with a metal ruler or a thick roll of paper, so... logic.
Bro nah before you even hurt him you immediately get shot and killed. Most school shooters have no care for their lives and have equipment. Also most children can’t kill an adult with a 2 by 4 let alone a PAPER ROLL so yea. You all get shot plus any ‘good cover’ gets mowed down by bullets, lemme tell you bro bullets rip through plastic concrete wood and even some metals. No offence bro but this is just an ineffective plan. A better plan would be to somehow get the shooter to leave first by hiding, then call the cops and hide in any obscure but not too obscure locations
Now I know your plan !. 👿
Axe body spray probably works well as a flame accelerant. Bonus points because the shooter is gonna smell like shit for a while afterwards.
It’s best to club them with something hard and solid enough on the head, like a proper metal pipe or something similar. Then use the fire so that they aren’t a threat anymore. Sure it’s murder but it’s self defense of you and everyone else around you. Better the shooter dying then you!
I myself have done plans like this at work but it’s more… involving a glass bottle over the head then shanking them in the neck with the shards.
this mf is ready bro