10 Types of Zombie Apocalypse Survivors

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  • From the crazy LOOTERS, to the smartest inventors who have figured out zombies, these are 10 Types of Zombie Apocalypse Survivors
    5. Inventors/Scientists
    Mankind has used tools since they had the brain capacity to figure out a rock would make a good hammer. Creative minds will still be put to use even if zombies are trying to eat them. You might have thought people who had their own laboratories in their basement were crazy until the apocalypse arrives. These people strive hard to come up with ways to survive that the average prepper doesn’t have the creativity to come up with. A prepper by the name of Liu Qiyuan came up with something that’s been called the Great Ball of China, or what he calls noah’s ark, in order to survive the apocalypse. This can survive the strength of a Tsunami, the cold temperatures of the arctic and even the debris from an earthquake. So we’re guessing it should be safe against zombies. It’s air tight, with oxygen masks and plenty of food, water and even seatbelt. Inventors and scientists will be able to barter goods for sharing their survival ideas.
    4. Economists
    Once some order is restored to the zombie apocalypse, and the initial panic has subsided some type of currency will be put in use. Your paper currency is probably best used as toilet paper at this point in the apocalypse but certain preppers will be ready for the barter system to take over. Stocking up on certain things now, like batteries, nails, and toilet paper might seem a little ridiculous now, but who knows! Maybe during the apocalypse, simply supplies like these could be prove to be worth their weight in gold. The economist specifically stocks up on supplies in order to become rich through the barter system. In order to get a good look at what might be valuable during the apocalypse, you can understand better by seeing what’s used as currency in prison. Things like ramen noodles are now the commodity of choice but other things like mackerels, homemade wine, cigarettes and weapons. It’s known that some packs of cigarettes have sold for as much as 500 dollars behind prison walls! Other things like silver and copper coins containing valuable metals have been minted specifically for the zombie apocalypse like you see in this photo, called zombucks. It’s difficult to say exactly what will have the most value, but things like fuel, seeds, medicine, bleach,, things to start fires and other things we already mentioned are good places to start.
    3. Scavengers
    Scavenging is similar to looting in a way but these survivors don’t want to put themselves in as much danger as the looters do and go more for commercial areas. Of course, no one wants to become a scavenger but it’s the apocalypse and not everyone properly prepared! This might not be the worst strategy either and requires little to no time preparing. When many people have fallen ill from the virus, there will be a lot to gain from scavenging. For this one, you still going to need supplies in order to become the best possible scavenger. Supplies like bags, batteries and flashlights are all crucial.Be careful in choosing you bag since you want something that can move quickly. More skilled scavengers will be skilled in breaking and entering. Places like museums, abandoned warehouses, pharmacies, hospitals, gun stores, police stations, camping stores and many places. Be careful however, when scavenging refrigerated items since there’s a good chance they spoiled.
    2. Mole People
    While most people will probably end up living above ground, there are those who choose the underground. This choice is somewhat drastic but there’s a good chance you’ll go undetected by looters and zombies if you choose this prepping strategy. It’s quite surprising to see what some humans are capable of creating underground. Things like entire cities are possible in the right area. Many people have invested millions of dollars in their private underground bunkers, but for the less fortunate ones in highly populated, places like subway systems become a last resort. Once the zombies have left the station, it can easily be secured with the proper equipment.
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    Zombie Teams
    While preparing for the zombie apocalypse, it’s easy to see how resources will go longer without as many mouths to feed but trying to be a lone survivor is not recommended. Surviving would be possible by yourself of course but many question how one’s mental health would be from lack of socializing during such a traumatic event. This one reason why you need a zombie team, it’s preferably to have an extra set of ears, eyes, and specialties while looking out for zombies. Choosing a team isn’t always easy either. You’ll have to see which type of surviving suits you best. You might find out who someone truly is until the apocalypse goes down, so choose wisely and hopefully you won’t be that guy who dies first.
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  • @birjarualin890
    @birjarualin890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Normal people: Run for your lifes!
    Gamers: I've been waiting for this momment for a long time baby!

    • @Dovahkiinxxx
      @Dovahkiinxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly.

    • @ASPVids
      @ASPVids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol gamers are gonna be the first ones to die. life aint call of duty.

    • @Dovahkiinxxx
      @Dovahkiinxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stereotypical gamers, yes. Ones like me, no.

    • @MotherNull
      @MotherNull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stresspect ON AIR Hopefully Highschool Of The Dead is real by then... no?.... ok

    • @desira2787
      @desira2787 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stresspect ON AIR haha trying to make a halo 5 mantis and realizing u made it with plastic and carboard boxes XD

  • @bruhbruh1332
    @bruhbruh1332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    im the one that is already dead cuz im eating donuts 😂😂😂😂

    • @mastergamez8819
      @mastergamez8819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeroen Lafeber SAME! 😂 😂 😂

    • @litmodzyt6604
      @litmodzyt6604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeroen Lafeber SAME😂😂😂😂

    • @jenny3dbldg
      @jenny3dbldg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeroen Lafeber

    • @ItsTheAndy
      @ItsTheAndy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      patato launcher same

    • @bruhbruh1332
      @bruhbruh1332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or im just to fat of eating all the donuts ant cant run anymore😂😂😂

  • @giorgosgiannak
    @giorgosgiannak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I would be the fortress guy.I mean i would try to have a team that helps defend it!!!

    • @hybridpower6619
      @hybridpower6619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same but am more of lone wolf

    • @reloadenjoyer9674
      @reloadenjoyer9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That will be hard brother zombies will break glasses they won't bother wounds they will break barriers in a hoards I will hot glue the door if I were you😂

  • @Ryan-xl6ko
    @Ryan-xl6ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best type of survivor
    The CRAZY DAVE SURVIVOR

  • @blackkakari
    @blackkakari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I think the best strategy for ending the zombie epidemic would be to have teams circling the outskirts of towns/cities, picking off straggler zombies and slowly closing the loop, always having a path behind you that's been cleared and patrolled numerous times.

    • @Dovahkiinxxx
      @Dovahkiinxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, assuming you have it 100% contained within the loop. otherwise, my idea would be to set up massive amounts of stereo equipment, lure them into specific kill-zones, and then start picking them off. Think Battle of Hope in WWZ. But your method would help keep them contained while its being set up. if you use anything other than rifles and maybe napalm than you are just wasting time as conventional explosives will do fuck all outside of a very small area. you would only end up crippling zeds and making a mess that doesn't need to be there. With the possibility of zeds coming from every angle, you might want two circles-one facing in and another stationary circle facing out.

    • @blackkakari
      @blackkakari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good idea. Hopefully if the zombie apocalypse comes, we can combine our knowledge to become great zombie conquering generals.

    • @Dovahkiinxxx
      @Dovahkiinxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      blackkakari You anywhere near the east coast?

    • @blackkakari
      @blackkakari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope. Far from it. Not that I'm terribly worried about zombies, though. The military would pick them off from helicopters long before their numbers got large enough to overwhelm humanity.

    • @Dovahkiinxxx
      @Dovahkiinxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blackkakari I'm more concerned with emps, economic collapse, or Yellowstone erupting

  • @whiterunguard3456
    @whiterunguard3456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    how to have a safe house:
    place a Treadmill at any possible entrance and turn them on when there's Zombies near :^)

    • @zemperus1639
      @zemperus1639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It'd keep the fat ones out for sure.

    • @elementalfrags286
      @elementalfrags286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      philip menton Smosh plane

    • @thejoepro4729
      @thejoepro4729 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      philip menton yea what if they open the door and shoot you in the head

    • @shaneclark2927
      @shaneclark2927 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      philip menton that will bring the zombies to your home and they could just knock the treadmill over.

    • @shaneclark2927
      @shaneclark2927 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kvorts let's hope not they could evolve like in games like the virus mutating. Also the zombies might just break thru the wall.

  • @DemoniteBL
    @DemoniteBL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Is it me or is everyone in this comment section 10 years old?

  • @alishacrowell8083
    @alishacrowell8083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A zombie apocalypse would last up to 50-60 days due to decomposition.

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alisha Crowell but think of the destruction in that time New York would be ash

  • @damarehoward6781
    @damarehoward6781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    am the type of kid that's gonna look for a girl because i have no girlfriend and that's the only way i probably can get one

    • @damarehoward6781
      @damarehoward6781 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hail Sithis what u mean

    • @fullofdust5356
      @fullofdust5356 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damare Howard
      you mean capture a girl

    • @damarehoward6781
      @damarehoward6781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Full Ofdust fuck u

    • @damarehoward6781
      @damarehoward6781 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Full Ofdust and i can't capture because am not that strong

    • @fullofdust5356
      @fullofdust5356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So you prefer to look for a girl to 'date' than to look for shelter,firearms,food and supplies

  • @twobasicsmom9380
    @twobasicsmom9380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    In Russia you eat zombies

  • @zaynethelegendaryartist
    @zaynethelegendaryartist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I would have a hideout

  • @brett3450
    @brett3450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There should be a freerunner category

  • @45omerta
    @45omerta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    zombie apocalypse is about as real as lizard people

    • @vibesonv4981
      @vibesonv4981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So pretty real

    • @youssefahmed905
      @youssefahmed905 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sososo real

    • @marktom6740
      @marktom6740 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      let's give a hope for idiots

    • @marktom6740
      @marktom6740 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      some hope lol

    • @warden-u488
      @warden-u488 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Dungan This vid is meant for fun, it's not serious.

  • @MrArsalan11
    @MrArsalan11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    come to mars its safe here

  • @JaredReabow
    @JaredReabow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:40 substain....... uhh i think you mean sustain.

  • @exhaustedrambler8701
    @exhaustedrambler8701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    best way to survive the zombie apocalypse
    1.grab a gun
    2.shoot like crazy

    • @andrey3697
      @andrey3697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3. miss a fuck ton of shots
      4. all ammo runs out
      5. you are helpless
      6. sound attracts bandits and a load of zombies
      7. die

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrey fax my nigga

  • @FlutzySniper
    @FlutzySniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I'm going to have a small team of 4-8 people and wonder city's during the night, and I'll kinda do some lone wolf stuff every once in a while.

    • @nathanlynch7417
      @nathanlynch7417 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flutzy Sniper really

    • @FlutzySniper
      @FlutzySniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan Lynch Yup. Why?

    • @cyrosaurus6461
      @cyrosaurus6461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan Lynch hi my name is jef

    • @FlutzySniper
      @FlutzySniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meme king No your name is Meme king.

    • @aelisuu
      @aelisuu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You versus millions upon millions of zombies in a city, with limited ammo and only being able to kill them with perfect headshots?

  • @nightrxgue3850
    @nightrxgue3850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    YOU FORGOT SOMETHING THAT WE HAVE TO BUY... ITS IMPORTANT! WHICH IS A PLAYSTATION 😱😱😱

    • @perrygilbert8276
      @perrygilbert8276 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kimberly Thiel that is what I am saying.

    • @sambrito2622
      @sambrito2622 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kimberly Thiel not buy rob because it's probably during the apocalypse

    • @armageddonmma8907
      @armageddonmma8907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kimberly Thiel hahahahaha it's funny because it's not important in a zombie apocalypse

    • @ElCap1van
      @ElCap1van 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xbox

    • @IdiotBoxProductionsTV
      @IdiotBoxProductionsTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Navi Blue build a wall

  • @combatdummy__8081
    @combatdummy__8081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can u make a top 10 most efficient ways for energy during a zombie apocalypse

  • @nicb4841
    @nicb4841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this just reminded me that the walking dead is back soon!! ❤

  • @tommyatkins2527
    @tommyatkins2527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Practice on ranges??? No sorry not in apocalypse , ammo would be short

    • @je6566
      @je6566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if you owned an ammo company and your base had 1000 barrels of variations of different types of ammo

    • @nobodysnothing7666
      @nobodysnothing7666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LiquidEctasy that's crazy

    • @withemuss8715
      @withemuss8715 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommy Atkins we don't have guns where I live 🙁

    • @chamodjayathissa9477
      @chamodjayathissa9477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he said practice before the apocalypse.no point in practicing after? lol

    • @ranoVB
      @ranoVB 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommy Atkins exactly

  • @powerxskillskill6255
    @powerxskillskill6255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I used to be a zombie apocalypse survivor, until I took a bite to the knee.

    • @tanginamox1057
      @tanginamox1057 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PowerXSkill SKILL wow...creative, imaginative, definitely not inspired by Skyrim. *he says sarcastically* funny though

    • @powerxskillskill6255
      @powerxskillskill6255 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It'sjustDan ;)

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      in reality zobmie could happend as well there could freaking jump there can't run but there can climb ladder and FREAKNIG JUMP just how come futuresting this biological weapon is hopefuly goverment dosen't noticed it yhet

    • @animesloth9786
      @animesloth9786 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      where did u get ur profile pic lol i see it all the time that style

    • @burakakbay374
      @burakakbay374 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PowerXSkill SKILL Ahhhh, old jokes never die.

  • @garrisonhunt8747
    @garrisonhunt8747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even though I'm a young teen I would be part of a scavenger group at the beginning.

  • @spoofy_playzvods6987
    @spoofy_playzvods6987 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    If a apocalypse ever happened I would probably be a looter a scavenger or have a team. I love all the action.

  • @user-fd5nj2kb3s
    @user-fd5nj2kb3s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What about us in Britain? We cannot obtain guns, so I guess its pans and cricket bats... Dammit Daryl!

    • @user-fd5nj2kb3s
      @user-fd5nj2kb3s 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD yea, I've got a leaf blower and I'm not afraid to use it!

    • @ayakaasama
      @ayakaasama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ill send u rpg that shoots spades or shovels idk xDDD

    • @owenluchies5734
      @owenluchies5734 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fishyfoo you can't have personal Guns in Britain, wow that sucks

    • @theshinygoldenemperor2422
      @theshinygoldenemperor2422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Owen Luchies You can get guns, but it generally takes some kind of valid reason, I.e farmer.

    • @jamielangley9434
      @jamielangley9434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Shiny Golden Emperor nah you can get hunting rifles it's just a little bid more difficult than in America

  • @Sp00kyBones
    @Sp00kyBones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i would grab a rocket and a space suit and 100 oxegen tanks and live on mars till i need to go ,back for more oxegen

    • @Banjo-ed5vv
      @Banjo-ed5vv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      10/10 strategy lol

    • @Banjo-ed5vv
      @Banjo-ed5vv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good luck eating and drinking xD

    • @MattTheMini
      @MattTheMini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plus if you go to mars you cant come back because your body will get used to the gravity lower on mars so when you come back to your body wont be able to hold itself up properly. Plus it takes years to get there in the first place.

    • @Sp00kyBones
      @Sp00kyBones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ... damnit...

    • @alikryeziu5894
      @alikryeziu5894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      once you go to mars ou cant come back

  • @serioustable8659
    @serioustable8659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd be the guy that doesn't find out about it until a week later because I was asleep the whole time.

  • @diamondman307_
    @diamondman307_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My plan is to live out on some island in the Pacific. Max Brooks's novel World War Z illustrates this quite well. In the book, we saw one island, and there were many boats there, and the people all worked together to survive. That's probably what many islands would look like, because there would be tons of people that go out to sea.

    • @dontquestionit_
      @dontquestionit_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should live in New Zealand then.

    • @liltoaster7308
      @liltoaster7308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On a lot of those islands out in the Pacific, there is a lot of unstable, unexploded ordanance from WW2. Not very safe.

    • @defenderoffreespeechpronra336
      @defenderoffreespeechpronra336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zombies float to island...

    • @andrejanastasovski1189
      @andrejanastasovski1189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And get food from where exactly ?
      If you are a bad hunter that is and most small islands dont have clean water.

  • @Stand_Tall
    @Stand_Tall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    for mountain hide out thing i say USE A FREAKIN TANK!!!!!

    • @joroladrido8095
      @joroladrido8095 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ meh just hide in some archipelago country that can sustain you

    • @jesusv5169
      @jesusv5169 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon Robert Ladrido I agree with that but did u just see what he commented

    • @wassupwassup7509
      @wassupwassup7509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stand Tall GOOD ONE

    • @trevorpetzel9262
      @trevorpetzel9262 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stand Tall You'd run out of gas quickly.... BUT WHO CAN DENY A FUCKIN' TANK

    • @Stand_Tall
      @Stand_Tall 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOPE HIDE OUT IN A MILTAIRY BASE

  • @li91tminer81
    @li91tminer81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh my gosh, I'm not THiS paranoid, are people THIS peranoid?

    • @isaac2152
      @isaac2152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep. Sure its fun to pretend, but their are a lot of people who believe in zombies and stock up like crazy. Its not bad to have extra supplies on hand. I live in a hurricane area, we loose power a lot, stocking up is good, but not to the degree some of these whack jobs do.

  • @emarci6009
    @emarci6009 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would be the guy who's mental state collapses and somebody of my team has to carry me.

  • @seanhartnett79
    @seanhartnett79 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! Unlike the previous one, 10 types of zombie apocalypses.

  • @Ali-bn6xk
    @Ali-bn6xk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Let's be real, if zombies are gonna be stupid the might not drink water, and since you can wait a week or so and it will be over

    • @fartnoise4988
      @fartnoise4988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IlyarOfficial what the fuck?

    • @deathcarousel
      @deathcarousel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IlyarOfficial that's actually true

    • @kurtisvandermiller5600
      @kurtisvandermiller5600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IlyarOfficial u got point
      Life comes from water also all living things need water so technically they would die of thirst

    • @je6566
      @je6566 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The human body is 70% water, that's a lot of water they get from just eating theraw meat, they mighteven like the taste of the blood. I would give them a couple months or more

    • @YOUTUBEBOYREAL
      @YOUTUBEBOYREAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LiquidEctasy hi

  • @jakobmartins5027
    @jakobmartins5027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why the fuck would you need toilet paper? Just wipe it on something useless

  • @Secretrider459
    @Secretrider459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a mix of hideout dweller, scavenger, and zombie team survivor. I'd like to stay at home, but I'm realistic about my situation and while it is very possible to make my neighborhood a safe haven, if those gates come down, I'm gone.

  • @nicholasmiguelmaligad6994
    @nicholasmiguelmaligad6994 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You gin viral congrats 🎉🍾🎈🎊

  • @AHotHandle
    @AHotHandle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The dead one

  • @juuzousuzuya1097
    @juuzousuzuya1097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'd be the inventor /scientist

  • @vixengilbert4233
    @vixengilbert4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from Kenya,Africa.love your videos.very helpful

  • @samuelreynolds6203
    @samuelreynolds6203 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the type of survivor who plans ahead for my group and stay ready for anything

  • @keanutamatea5475
    @keanutamatea5475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I better not be old as hell if this does happen

  • @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329
    @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I would be a loner living in a village that would keep moving from house to house and keep killimg zombies in the village every day and may have a little 3 - 6 squad

    • @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329
      @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm already crazy....
      muhahaha

    • @danniqueklaver5002
      @danniqueklaver5002 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sponsored by grim reaper you're not crazy you are just an evil scientist

    • @UltraYoloGamer
      @UltraYoloGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's so cool

    • @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329
      @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      4TuneCooky _ >: ) muhahaha

    • @UltraYoloGamer
      @UltraYoloGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sponsored by grim reaper I will be like the zombie assasin falling from the sealing grab the zombie *twist* one down completly stealth

  • @wokealex2589
    @wokealex2589 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos crack me up!!!!

  • @sebastianaguilera2520
    @sebastianaguilera2520 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    From Mexico. love your videos.

  • @oryxagar9598
    @oryxagar9598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Id be the guy to tell someone they can join me then end up getting killed by them.

  • @globru26
    @globru26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm supposed to be doing my job but this one plane keeps hitting my tower.

    • @georgiosflorakis574
      @georgiosflorakis574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      globru26 Is it thejihad2001?

    • @kiisje4173
      @kiisje4173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Therager HD I r8 this joke 9/11 m8

  • @gearrode
    @gearrode 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would be the one who stays safe in the bathroom with his ipad, cell data, charger, and tons of pizza boxes without a clue about what is going on in the outside world.

  • @brianvangoethem8632
    @brianvangoethem8632 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Belgium love your videos

  • @spikenixon1
    @spikenixon1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm supposed to be playing FarmVille... But this one player keeps... MOWING MY GRASS!?... liek if u crie evrytim

  • @amateurart2951
    @amateurart2951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I just want to say it...zombie's don't exist

    • @hermannfegelein358
      @hermannfegelein358 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      xXshewolfDragoness But really.Anything happens in this Modern World of today.

    • @omareassa3264
      @omareassa3264 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      NemTieLea because zombies and aliens dont exixt

    • @omareassa3264
      @omareassa3264 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really

    • @omareassa3264
      @omareassa3264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda of a nice joke tho

    • @amateurart2951
      @amateurart2951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh look! a random kid on the internet that I do not care that is talking to me

  • @calumgleeson267
    @calumgleeson267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm Irish and badass

    • @roanoneill2260
      @roanoneill2260 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a Human being the zombies couldn't fuck with Ireland

    • @gunsnroses4643
      @gunsnroses4643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am Russian and I am "Russian"

    • @user-hw6ge4hb5g
      @user-hw6ge4hb5g 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Iranian the badassest type😂😂😂😂

  • @lelouchvibritannia6851
    @lelouchvibritannia6851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lol rather than hunting food why not just raise cattle and grow your food and for energy you could use solar panels
    And for water you could connect a pipe to a canoe and use a water purifier to get water

    • @lelouchvibritannia6851
      @lelouchvibritannia6851 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you can create your own herbs by growing the needed plants

    • @lelouchvibritannia6851
      @lelouchvibritannia6851 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And to make sure I'm growing much food I could bring in as many survivors as I can and extent the field to grow crops then I could try and secure and much area as I can so I could build a community then extend even here and take over skyscrapers

    • @butterfly8975
      @butterfly8975 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shiroe wanna team up?

    • @lelouchvibritannia6851
      @lelouchvibritannia6851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Butterfly sure

    • @butterfly8975
      @butterfly8975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YAY

  • @urbestfriend1597
    @urbestfriend1597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would just be terrified, then I would be killed.
    my life in a nutshell

  • @gabbimcguire9268
    @gabbimcguire9268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you do top 13 special zombie types?

  • @speedeaglegaming8987
    @speedeaglegaming8987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those ten types of Zombie Apocalypse Survivors create a whole community Just think about it

  • @tomphsonshnabel3549
    @tomphsonshnabel3549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would be the type of guy who only ises silent weapons, because if you shoot with a loud gun it would just get them to hear it come to you so you would be in a shit situation.

    • @beatrizleon3016
      @beatrizleon3016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tomphson Shnabel might need to get to the gun shop yhe moment u hear reports of infected bc ur not the only one with that in mind. or kill military soldiers or just strip them of thier gear, wen the economy goes to shit and martial law is put into action ima take out soldiers and do just that. maybe steal a truck if i can. and raid police stations if u can

    • @tomphsonshnabel3549
      @tomphsonshnabel3549 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaiah L that's not a bad idea actually i would do that too

    • @ensastuken
      @ensastuken 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @blackbox8697
      @blackbox8697 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      just use a crossbow, it's got retrievable ammo, and it's silent.

    • @tomphsonshnabel3549
      @tomphsonshnabel3549 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Crooked Cop des you can use that too

  • @AatuB
    @AatuB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i would be bandit. Guys dont hate atleast i am honest. :D

    • @johnathandepetra9157
      @johnathandepetra9157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AEplays GAMING can i join

    • @AatuB
      @AatuB 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnathan DePetra well yes :D

    • @AatuB
      @AatuB 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      theowlhunter 34567 hey there is no zombie Apocalypse. Its impossible to happen

    • @cody6107
      @cody6107 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont kid yourself... you both would not make any real world disaster if you're saying "im going to be a bandit" you would probably never killed any sort of animal

    • @AatuB
      @AatuB 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony Wonder Dude i am from Finland i can hunt animals with license So yeah i can hunt as a kid.

  • @liquifiediceinabottle8062
    @liquifiediceinabottle8062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If things go down, then we should just go to mars and do some “The Martian” type stuff

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liquified Ice In a Bottle the way back

  • @naskobggt9941
    @naskobggt9941 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    if the vires spreds in Bulgaria what is the best place to hide plz make a vid abut that.

  • @drangedthekinggamer5295
    @drangedthekinggamer5295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I am a looter and a survivalist a very small scavenger and a mole person I am a huge zombie team person(but I'm cautious) I say this because I have tons of LEGAL guns amour multiple houses etc I don't want to seem like a brag

    • @johnathonsnow9064
      @johnathonsnow9064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dranged The king gamer looking at your username and the way you said that proves your statement false.

    • @nikkylowe2425
      @nikkylowe2425 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dranged The king gamer but u r a brag xD

    • @ironsensei5891
      @ironsensei5891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good preparing and I don't think your bragging I think that we could survive this together.

    • @markwallace7706
      @markwallace7706 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      right.I totally don't think your talking crap

    • @EagleSpirit88
      @EagleSpirit88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      New copypasta?

  • @tamonk9054
    @tamonk9054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm from Ireland and I'd most likely be a solo looter

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And semi survivalist because I know loads of edible plants and I know what not too eat plus I'm pretty good with a bow and arrow

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I wouldn't loot other people's bases I'd just loot store and other places like that

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So I'd be a scavenger

    • @deeznuts-kw6yv
      @deeznuts-kw6yv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good plan cuz u would be not blown un by a mine

  • @seanhartnett79
    @seanhartnett79 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Essentially scavengers would break into abandoned stores and take stuff people left behind! Because a store that no one knows about is a great place to break into.

  • @vaxzevo7055
    @vaxzevo7055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they forgot the undercover one who covers themselves with blood

  • @deki0307
    @deki0307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i will hide in the mountain

  • @Natedagreat6538
    @Natedagreat6538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    99% won't see this but to the 1% that do Merry Christmas!

  • @bastardofinfamy7265
    @bastardofinfamy7265 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wisconsin and I would be the realistic one who waits for 5 months for the zombies to decompose

  • @jarmy4580
    @jarmy4580 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Knowing how to use a gun , knowing how to do parkour or freerunning and can find food 👌👌👌

  • @bruhmoment1196
    @bruhmoment1196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im the kind of survivor that gets 10-15 people and takeover a city to survive

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      and go on hunts for resources

    • @NigelUltra
      @NigelUltra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good luck protecting a city with 10-15 man.

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      colin041998 i meant starting with 10-15 people then they're gonna increase

    • @NigelUltra
      @NigelUltra 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand now.

    • @battledwarf4294
      @battledwarf4294 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asteroid YT me and my family are all military in background and my brother and I are both crack shots with a bow so my family would probably be ones to unite all survivors under one cause

  • @syntrx8185
    @syntrx8185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't need to prepare. I already live faraway from the city's. And its freezing.

    • @madboy2334
      @madboy2334 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cRektz zombie virus maybe in your water

    • @Zedstein
      @Zedstein 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      by then we are all fucked, everyones a zombie

    • @veganer3027
      @veganer3027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mad Boy or in the air

    • @AJV80
      @AJV80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cRektz so do i

  • @sarahhardy699
    @sarahhardy699 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg that's so cool do I really scary one like ghosts and zombies

  • @voltronkilledme6652
    @voltronkilledme6652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to think that I'm prepared and be a total badass when this happens, but tbh I'm gonna be the first to freak out and die

  • @papasins8896
    @papasins8896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ireland if u live here you'll be safe from zombies

  • @bikerlad3138
    @bikerlad3138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would use a trails bike as it's a good scrambler lightweight and easy on fuel and carry a desert eagle

    • @justasradziunas9324
      @justasradziunas9324 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xxx_w3edm4sTeRXxx_ Jrdn suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu( deag is actually bad)uuuuure

    • @bikerlad3138
      @bikerlad3138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justas Radziunas wtf are you on about I said bloody trails bike

    • @fullofdust5356
      @fullofdust5356 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justas Radziunas best weapon would be sub-mach or glock extended clip

    • @justasradziunas9324
      @justasradziunas9324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Full Ofdust agreed, or Czech auto cuz 9mm is common

    • @justasradziunas9324
      @justasradziunas9324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cz sorry auto correct rip

  • @dannymarcum7166
    @dannymarcum7166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the Winchester pub, that is all you need
    shaun of the dead reference

  • @TheTurboBacca
    @TheTurboBacca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm Aussie, I'd stay at my farm, we've got tough fences, far away from road, plenty of animals, crops, solar, water tank..

  • @emancruz6172
    @emancruz6172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just go to a island

    • @lukasgassner5751
      @lukasgassner5751 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eman Cruz same for me I can just fish for fishes and get water and boil it im so dumb and smart

    • @shane907lol
      @shane907lol 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eman Cruz mabey you cant get to an island though

    • @Scottishcanary
      @Scottishcanary 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      or you get to an island, but a ship has sunk or something and zombies wash up on the shore

    • @satriosukarji1777
      @satriosukarji1777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruce Wayne Wouldn't zombies get killed by the water? They still only have human bodies, so besides eating (not to mention drinking) they will need oxygen to function. They would problably drown before they reach the island.

    • @Scottishcanary
      @Scottishcanary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not necessarily, there have been movies where zombies were capable of walking under water (Land of the Dead) and a movie where you see a zombie fight a shark under water (can't remember the name of it) also on Fear the Walking Dead, in season 2, zombies are washing up on the shore of an island.

  • @damndaniels4039
    @damndaniels4039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i'm from Latvia and i would survive in my flat :D

  • @dr.deafault8948
    @dr.deafault8948 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    do a top 10 things to keep your sanity in a zombie Apocalypse

  • @quoththeraven3985
    @quoththeraven3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those are an amazing set of balls

  • @KeillorChristopher
    @KeillorChristopher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the best vehicle for a zombie apocalypse would be a modified School Bus NB Electric in your generators to charge the battery would be multi fueled via wood gas gasoline diesel types solar panels wind turbine all stuff to keep your batteries charged and vehicle moving electric lawn mower Motors and blades on the outside of the bus to keep spiders away snow plow to divert walkers from in front of your vehicle to the side it will hold lot of food water and even growing a small garden for three or four people along with protein animals chickens rabbits rats

    • @ravendiangelo7911
      @ravendiangelo7911 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's...not a bad idea actually. That is really inventive and if you were able to build that you'd be set for a VERY long time

    • @sohanturtorial3856
      @sohanturtorial3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the best would be a modified truck with renewable fuel guns and cctv cameras outside and vertical farms and artifical meat supply

    • @sohanturtorial3856
      @sohanturtorial3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      but the best would be a big boat or yatch with solar panels, vertical farms and cameras with remote controlled guns that would be the best

    • @coachb2766
      @coachb2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some asshole will steal your battery. Then what ? Advance Auto will never be open again.

  • @ano_ath
    @ano_ath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Γειά σας! Hello all the way from Greece!

  • @andertisement8491
    @andertisement8491 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd steel a motorboat, and find some house on an island (I'm on the coast of the Baltic Sea). I'd then go back to the mainland and grab proper supplies for fortifications and foods and things. I'd then spend my time conducting raids on the mainland, and just working on my fort.

  • @_Zabbor_
    @_Zabbor_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'd be that crazy guy running around in plat mail with a spear or giant sword screaming have at thee at zombies

  • @SuperDigitalArtist
    @SuperDigitalArtist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    if you knew the world as we know it would be destroyed in one month, what would you do?

    • @gabrielleelizabeth4349
      @gabrielleelizabeth4349 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mochi heather you're disgusting

    • @jesusv5169
      @jesusv5169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carpe diem prepare myself. Get a gun and lots of food stay away from the cities exc.

    • @SuperDigitalArtist
      @SuperDigitalArtist 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ
      there would be nowhere to run my friend!

    • @jesusv5169
      @jesusv5169 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carpe diem I know but I can try

    • @mathiasmiller1939
      @mathiasmiller1939 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Carpe diem trying to delete this video/this comment (which you wrote)

  • @catxox1660
    @catxox1660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    England

  • @catief1031
    @catief1031 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talking about food supplies made me think of guinea pigs. They were originally domesticated for food purposes in South America's Andes.

  • @reloadenjoyer9674
    @reloadenjoyer9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will be with a zombie Team in a zombie apocalypse with weapons please reply

  • @jamiekrutzfeldt3522
    @jamiekrutzfeldt3522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wana know the odd thing? where I live there's more guns then people rip zombies

    • @Luminite-hx3zs
      @Luminite-hx3zs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guns just attract zombies. Hope you have lots of ammo.

    • @ayakaasama
      @ayakaasama 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Space Chowder what if i want to make em go to me
      ill just throw flames at em lol

    • @AJV80
      @AJV80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamie Krutzfeldt you are so right same here I live in North Carolina

    • @jamiekrutzfeldt3522
      @jamiekrutzfeldt3522 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amanda Varner montana here!

  • @Nope-ef5bq
    @Nope-ef5bq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd be the scavenger and also who here is from New Zealand like I am

    • @thomasflint3609
      @thomasflint3609 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Australia

    • @sammy094sbiggestfan2
      @sammy094sbiggestfan2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am Australian and I was probably go to a low populated area near me (Central Queensland) and make a small rural shelter to hunt and farm. I seriously won't need many other survivors other than 2. Good thing is I have a few healthy, fast and pretty well educated friends that know running into a store with a chainsaw is a retarded idea.

    • @sammy094sbiggestfan2
      @sammy094sbiggestfan2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you saying WTF?

    • @Nope-ef5bq
      @Nope-ef5bq 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** did you not hear what he said in the start of the video

  • @thepenguin4642
    @thepenguin4642 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd be a parasite.
    Get inside a group and tell them that you have a particular set of skills (like knowledge about safezones etc.), even if it is not the truth.
    Then watch and zip tea as your mates protect you from every danger, because they think that you are very useful ^^
    Thanks Mr. E. Porter...you showed me the way...

  • @brodychapman2008
    @brodychapman2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude this guy probably has a ton of toilet paper he is living the life rn

  • @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329
    @sponsoredbygrimreaper7329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'M FROM BRITAIN
    BRITISH SQUAD UP!!!!

    • @saintlucifer7250
      @saintlucifer7250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sponsored by grim reaper YEAH!!!

    • @heatwave3318
      @heatwave3318 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @arandompotato799
      @arandompotato799 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sponsored by grim reaper YE BOI!

    • @untakenusername9504
      @untakenusername9504 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sponsored by grim reaper Yes m8 all us brits need is a lovely cuppa and we're set !!!

    • @oliverwright6215
      @oliverwright6215 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh that is absoloutely spiffing :D

  • @ash_c1493
    @ash_c1493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    much rather be the guy who does first than the guy who dies last

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash_C1 why? (Sorry I’m really late)

    • @ash_c1493
      @ash_c1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazono Gaming because if your the first to die you don’t have to witeness your family and friends die in front of you. Imagine being there and witnessing your mother father and girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband being brutally torn apart in front of u

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash_C1 first oh all my mom dad grandpa and grandma is dead I live with my uncle he was in the army and is a very good gun shooter and also teaches me how to shoot now I am a good shooter also he has a luxury basement with food guns armor and stuff btw I’m 10 I hope this never happens but if it does I’m ready and you can come too but I’m not telling where I live unless this happens bye

    • @ash_c1493
      @ash_c1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazono Gaming so I assume your uncle raised you so imagine having to sit there out of ammo and watch your uncle get torn apart limb from limb right in front of you it would be a brutally horrifying sight. Now think of if your the last to die you watch everyone you’ve ever cared about die like that friends family people you care about but if your the first you don’t have to see all that because you’d be the first to go

  • @loriscolles6502
    @loriscolles6502 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, in belgium nobody will become a Zombie because everyone here has a bat, chainsaw or something to cut Zombieheads in half... 😂

  • @dr.deafault8948
    @dr.deafault8948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    to keep your sanity in a zombie Apocalypse is to vlog videos with a video camera and post it and do some live stuff so other survivors can chat and touch up with some skills

  • @derryburghardt2510
    @derryburghardt2510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Red deer. Canada

  • @gustavofernandes3934
    @gustavofernandes3934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would be a looter

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GVF 61 than r.i.p Niggggggaaaaaaa

  • @prithvishetty6938
    @prithvishetty6938 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    why was the taj hotel attack featured in scavenging, it was a terrorist attack not a scavenging operation

  • @danthegreat8411
    @danthegreat8411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Imma Just be Chillin Here On Mah Bunker*

  • @bacondubs844
    @bacondubs844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm from united States and I would probably be a scavenger

    • @bacondubs844
      @bacondubs844 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      or a gun man

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      gun is littrealy 10 time more useless in this case unless you just know what to do with them
      for me there just something i don't know what to do i tgonna stick with my machete ( it's not sharp at all )

    • @bacondubs844
      @bacondubs844 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      In fact I do

    • @hunterfink3555
      @hunterfink3555 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bacon dubs me to

    • @pirate-se7qq
      @pirate-se7qq 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same but most likely have a zombie team to.