1:55:22 In the original Jurassic Park Novel, they had cameras and sensors covering 92% of the island. They thought the other 8% would be fine without it. And it cost them everything.
I love how, unlike most youtubers who at least TRY to build a functioning park at first, Markiplier goes straight to unleashing his man-eating dinosaurs on the unsuspecting masses.
*Spoilers* “We gotta be safe and protect people from the dinosaurs” Mark: *deletes a portion of the cage and adds something that encourages people into the pen* Damn he escaped!
Game premise: build an entirely new theme park on a private island to showcase extremely dangerous, genetically altered, previously extinct dinosaurs. Mark: “wHy Is EvErYtHiNg So ExPeNsIvE?!?!”
Yeah, that gave me too much hope. I personally consider any dino with less than 100 years to live to be a waste of resources. So I thought he would be playing this more like me. And then he made an oopsie...
To be fair, I had similar reactions watching the new Jurassic World film. Dinosaur dies? "No, please God, no! Don't make me watch this!" Human dies? "Well, you were a piece of shit to the dinos and the good guys, so it was justified and deserved."
I love how mark gets the dinosaurs into the enclosure and he thinks everyone is now safe and then sees literally all of the people at the park are in the enclosure with them
Mark: "Let's start with an electronic fenc-" Mark: *sees price* Mark: "Let's do a light steel fence-" Me: "Let's set those prices cheaper with a controlled shock-"
I made a joke at one point by referring to this game's version of "Owen" as "Not Chris Pratt" or "NCP" for short. Since the subtitles use the first letter of a character's name, Ian Malcolm could be referred to by his actor's name or "J" for short.
That's the draw. It's like hot cheetos lol you know it's going to hurt you at some point but currently it's very nice to eat these. Ignoring you have done this countless times before
this is the only way I used to play these tycoon games. I had an old dinosaur tycoon game when I was a kid and I build the park just to unleash dinosaurs on the guests. Its more fun that way :P
Stefani G Whenever I play the Sims, I basically do what Mark does: give them the bare minimum to survive and make them look like hideous creatures from the pits of hell. I used to get emotionally attached to my Sims, which is sad, but now I've realized my true purpose in life: tormenting digital people. Yay me!!
ihappentobeonfire you, I like you, I saw ur picture and I was like *yASSS* and I completely agree with mark purposely messing things up as horribly he can
Who’s a winner? I’m a winner. Who’s a winner?? I’m a winner! WHOS A WINNER??? IM A WINNER!! IM A WINNER!! IM A WINNER!!!! *some time later* *wailing in despair of failing* 😆😆😆
Let's be honest. We all love Steve, he tries his best. He really does. I just think his idea of creating a legion of angry chickens was a little bit out there.
People: (Running away screaming from Ceratosaurus) Cabot Finch: Things are looking good around here, huh. I love what you are doing with the place. Mark: Laughter intensifies...
1:47:06 "I think I have a pet named steve." "I think I swallowed a pet named Steve" "What's it like to be a pet named steve?" Let's see who remebers it ^^
My friend let me borrow his game and he told me how to play and advised me of some things to do. We both ended up making the decision to have all the meat eating dinosaurs released out into the park while it was open. *we are definitely sadists*
Rhythm Angel so in other words he can sit and complain about games and other players being douchebags and they're dicking around just to screw him, but yet now it's okay when he decides to do the same and play like a douchebag
Amy Brinks I don’t know what your definition of a douchebag play style is, but I didn’t see that here. A hilarious idiot, sure, but not a douchebag. He just played around with the capabilities of the system in his first run and did what his first instincts were (and it was funny while it lasted), THEN he did his second run where he actually tried to create a functioning park without releasing dinosaurs to the guests, if you bothered to watch the whole video :)
Amy Brinks then get off this channel, do something else or watch someone else to fill that quota. we don't need you complaining, spreading negativity by calling Mark a douchebag. Let Mark play how he wants, you don't like it then leave.
1:25:00 "Interesting opportunity for you to consider. it will allow us to work together to create life" The face Mark pulled while she was saying this just makes it all the funnier.
Hey hey hey we doesn't know that, he might have just did a magic trick to run cause he knows he messed it all up....everyone else though yeah they might be dead.
This is one of my favorite Markiplier videos. I watch it whenever I’m sad and need a pick me up. I’ve probably watched it in full at least ten times at this point 😂❤️
Oh, you're looking for that GATTACA timeline... Well our understanding of the human genome is only improving and manipulation of CRISPR and Cas9 are surely pushing us closer to designer babies.
Interesting fact, Struthiomimus means Ostrich mimic. Which is weird when you consider that chronologically the Struthiomimus came before the ostrich. Wouldn't that make the Ostrich the Struthiomimus mimic?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Jurassic Mark! We've created a Biological Attraction so Astounding, it'll capture the imagination of This Entire Planet.
1:55:22
In the original Jurassic Park Novel, they had cameras and sensors covering 92% of the island. They thought the other 8% would be fine without it.
And it cost them everything.
Did he spare an expense?
Jonathan Garcia I would say so 😂
Jonathan Garcia especially on the staff
Unless someone wanted things go to wrong >.>
haven't read the book, any good?
People: _(Running away screaming from Ceratosaurus)_
Ceratosaurus: *"Why are you running? **_Why are you running?!"_*
I just want to play 😂😂
True tho
T gabbyygv
@@RandomServitor w
@@RandomServitor Thats because it is;-;
I love how, unlike most youtubers who at least TRY to build a functioning park at first, Markiplier goes straight to unleashing his man-eating dinosaurs on the unsuspecting masses.
That sounds about right
Let's be honest, it wouldn't be mark if there wasn't an unhealthy amount of dickery
I would probably do the same thing.
At least beaver built up his Dinos before making all hell breaks loose.
The fact that its working is making it so much better
Game:🚨DINOSAUR THREAT🚨
Mark: "Somebody's threatening my dinosaur!"
Spaghet
@@goldentitan100 si
Breh
@@goldentitan100 c?
They have him held up at gunpoint he can't put his hands up tho
"we're gonna start with an electric fenc-"
**sees price of electric fence**
"We're gonna start with a light steel fence."
so thats how the first park went down.
@@zerotrig8331
This is the cannon explanation for why the dinosaurs always get out in the films, because the entire thing is always funded by Mark.
Spared no expense.
@Ian Parra 1:21:35 your welcome
pZ a......zzz a z
*Spoilers*
“We gotta be safe and protect people from the dinosaurs”
Mark: *deletes a portion of the cage and adds something that encourages people into the pen*
Damn he escaped!
thank you so much for the spoilers warning! people never out that
@@rifIedoII I try my best!
"Things are looking good around here!"
also mark: *questions why he is losing money after trapping a good dozen ppl inside a fenced area with said dino*
@@vengefulreese "I like what you've done with the place!"
13:06 And so it begins. Mark’s hubris in wanting Chris Pratt to voice act started a chain reaction. Mark is solely responsible for Chris Pratt Mario.
status report: garfield has fallen...
Game: "You should install fast food."
Mark: "But we've already got fast food. The people run fast away from the dino's."
Not fast enough
@@louieplays9229 well then it wouldn't be fast FOOD
*lets out the drako rex*
Mark: oh you're tiny why the hell did you cost so much?!
*roars cutely*
Mark: OH DON'T ROAR! YOU'RE TINY!
Must have missed that moment. When was it?
Williams Figueroa
Dracorex*
it's a dinosaur i don't know how to even pronounce most of them lol
@@BRBeverage 1:51:20
@@coffeecupcake5305 Thanks
"I'd like Jeff Goldblum pessimistically nagging me for every little mistake that I do"
-Mark Fischbach, 2018
I used to have a lisp so when I tried say Mark's last name I sad "fuck biach"
Man, I would pay money for that as a motivational app
@@jeriko_studios 5
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Do you know what game this?
Timmothy Johnson seriously?
Game premise: build an entirely new theme park on a private island to showcase extremely dangerous, genetically altered, previously extinct dinosaurs.
Mark: “wHy Is EvErYtHiNg So ExPeNsIvE?!?!”
1:28:52
Mark: Where's the Triceratops?
*Chica walks in*
Mark: There he is.
Chica's timing is perfect lol
“I’ve got an opportunity for you”
“I DONT WANNA TALK, IVE GOT A SICK DIN- wait a million!?”
mark: **upgrades first dino with extra lifespan**
also mark: **feeds his first dino to his second dino on day one**
extra nutrients
That's perfectly fine its just so the meat was good and fresh even if it was just like an hour after he was born it's litrely baby meat
It's perfect for Jeremy's diet
Yeah, that gave me too much hope.
I personally consider any dino with less than 100 years to live to be a waste of resources. So I thought he would be playing this more like me.
And then he made an oopsie...
It was meant to be here for a good time not a long one 😜
1:25:04 mark: I DON'T WANNA TALK! I GOT A SICK DINO!
*sees the reward*
Mark: a million....
1:24:56*
@@CRAutist you like your own comment?
@@DarellCampkynton They kind of have to, sometimes comments that don't have 1 or more likes don't show up to anyone at all.
@@zergoro But its in the reply section, people could still see that comment if it had 0 likes.
"YEET" DINOSAUR?
What weve learned from this video:
Dont give Mark power over anything deadly
Anything period*
Maybe Mark really works for Biosyn
how about: dont let mark own or run any sort of business unsupervised
pretty sure we already knew that
@@AngelWingsYT or better yet, "don't let Mark."
"I love what you've done with the place!" As the dinosaur is chasing down a person.
22:10 yeetus
" Couldnt of done a better job myself"
Wheres part 2 of this
it's for the real experience for them to sink their teeth in
Mark: laughs 😂😂😂
Kills humans, "look at them run"
Eddy dies, "That's so sad!"
To be fair, I had similar reactions watching the new Jurassic World film.
Dinosaur dies? "No, please God, no! Don't make me watch this!"
Human dies? "Well, you were a piece of shit to the dinos and the good guys, so it was justified and deserved."
Heavens, the depths of depravity...
EDDY MAY YOU REST EASY IN DINO HEAVEN SAY HI TO DINO JESUS
Jonathan XD
Marthadraws what would Dino Jesus be?
"Eddie is, uh. Well-how do I explain this. Uhhhhh, you see- Eddie is Deddie"
2 minutes later:
"Yeah, well- Edd is Dead"
and Ed will be Ded
Huh... the E and Ds are matching up... wow
I am so sorry to say this but...
Eddsworld fandom has entered the chat
3 Years later and we’re still waiting for this Sequel.
Well they did make a 2nd Jurassic World Evolution so maybe?
still waiting..
All I want is "Another Jurassic Oopsie"
Yep ! I was just looking for a part two but nope 😩😅
@@ZombifiedBuizel he played it!!!! In the mowing simulator vid- only for like 20 minutes though
Mark: my people are so happy.
Dinosaur: *Crunch Crunch on people*
Mark: My people are so, so happy.
crunch crunch crunch
*Cronch*
**le CRENCH**
R. I. P Memu
2018-2018
Gone but never forgotten
YES
Lol
Welcome to Jurassic Mark
Jurassic morld
someone else' has made this joke
Yeeter3000 140p Jurassic mark
Awesomeben 242 which is even more dangerous than Jurassic Park lol
Dooo doo dooo doooo dooooooooo dooo doooo dooooooo doooooooo doooooooo doooo dooooo dooooooooooooo dooooooooooooooo
I love how mark gets the dinosaurs into the enclosure and he thinks everyone is now safe and then sees literally all of the people at the park are in the enclosure with them
*to the tune of Jurassic Park main theme*
Don't put Mark in charge,
Don't put Mark in charge,
Of a dinosaur the-eme paaaaaaark...
Someone give this person a trophy.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You have earned my respect
Curt Clark
MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!
It's been two years, we want a sequel
Yes!
@Crotchwhistle Purple, tf do you mean meh
Plz.
sequel! sequel! sequel!
There was one but it was on twitch
"Is this how the movie went?"
Uh..Yeah. Pretty much actually.
Josh White and yet people whine about how he's "not playing it right".
Josh White,I love that so much😂🤣🤣😂
Wheres part 2 of this
Mark: "Let's start with an electronic fenc-"
Mark: *sees price*
Mark: "Let's do a light steel fence-"
Me: "Let's set those prices cheaper with a controlled shock-"
he seemed so genuinely concerned when he said “oh no they can get sick”
it was so adorable
Time?
@Alyssa Desrocher Thanks
1. Feed humans
2. Feed humans to dinos
3. Make beef out of dinos to feed to humans
4. Back to start
True...
It wouldn’t be beef, it would be Deef
Circle of life
Haiden Dix aw I was gonna say that lol
Shrek 3 Is the best
oh my bad aha 😂
Mark: "lets put bat DNA in here"
2020: *sweats profusely *
me: noooooooooo!!!!
Wheres part 2 of this?
anon is back hehehe us people are sending them nOoDs
Bloody hell...
oof
Honestly, the fact Mark named them Ed, Edd, and Eddy made me happier than it should have.
I love these because Mark always manages to create such hellish monstrosities that kill the crap out of his and everyone else's lungs from laughing
YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS A SERIES CALLED JURASSIC MARK
yes
Yehp
Sold
jurassic mark good 😂😂😂😂😂
I agree
Mimu 2018-2018. Lived to the ripe old age of 15 minutes.
Edit: Actually it was even less than 15 minutes
Mark is better at being a security guard for a pizzeria than taking care of dinosaurs.
RIP
@@CdrChaos if he had the option he would have released the animatronics
Mr random stuff Who would kill more tourists? Animatronic bears, chickens, foxes and bunnies, or real life dinosaurs?
@@CdrChaos not tourist just released into the city
The goat just strolling around safely around the park is pure happiness 😂
When Mark makes the park for dinosaurs to enjoy
not for humans XD
give dinosaurs respect
He makes the park for the T rexes, not dinosaurs in general.
Please play more of this! It's so funny to watch it all go down in death or succeed with life, please start a series on this!
I agree and love that!!!
I love that he and Jack had the same exact reaction to “Owen”
Alan. Alan!
@King Dnds They were astonished that he wasn't voiced by Chris Pratt, is all.
When's the timestamp?
Layne 12:30
I made a joke at one point by referring to this game's version of "Owen" as "Not Chris Pratt" or "NCP" for short. Since the subtitles use the first letter of a character's name, Ian Malcolm could be referred to by his actor's name or "J" for short.
“W H O T H E F U C K A R E Y O U?!”
I asked the exact same question mark.
When marks voice is so calming you fall asleep then 10secs later you wake up to him screaming 😅😅
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe i dead laughing
this is a everynight thing for me now'
That's happened to me when I was super tired.
coffeegirl18 ACTUALLY SAME THIS JUST HAPPENED 10 SECONDS AGO
That's the draw. It's like hot cheetos lol you know it's going to hurt you at some point but currently it's very nice to eat these. Ignoring you have done this countless times before
I'm counting this as a Jurassic Park film, I mean it is 2 hours long...
Yes!😂
...and don't forget harry potter films are also 2 hours long
You're You and pretty film accurate, one man fucking around with dinos and letting havoc reak all over again XD
I'd say this is by far more entertaining than most of the films anyhow.
Well it just as entertaining, just as much filled with death, and just as safe. So ya
Life finds a way, unless Mark has anything to say about it.
So the females will turn into males well if they used the frog dna because well the females turn into males if there arnt any males in the wild
@@darkball31 I would probably say so in order for that specific species to live and prosper into better beings that they have to grow what they need.
Marks guests: *gets eaten left and right*
Also marks guests *maximum happiness*
They're masochists, just like Mark
Meanwhile, I build a park to the game's desires and specifications and still no one's satisfied
Chica is the best triceratops to ever walk the earth
Time stamp for chica?
Time stamp plz
Chica (Pet) vs Chica (Fnaf animatronic)
PangoPixel
Slav
"I love what your doing with the place." Says as a loose carnivores dino runs free in, the park
in, the park
in, the park
In, the park
In..... the park
in, the park
"Not enough capacity?!"
"Is it because the prices are too high?!?"
*facepalm*
XD
It’s been 5 years we need a sequel
I literally lost it at that moment when he started introducing Mimu's family members😂😂😂😂😂
Never forget Steve
It's been two years, did you ever find it again?
Game: Mark please just listen to me.
Mark: .....no.... *Sets a dinosaur loose amongst people*
You need to play more of this game mark, i love this game.
agreed
There is more on twitch, he live streamed the some other parts too of this game 😊
Mark: *makes a dracorex*
Mark: “I’m gonna call you malfoy”
Yesss
"Ron MOTHERFUCKING Weasley!"
@@samdonut9347 I read that in Samuel L Jackson's voice
this is the only way I used to play these tycoon games. I had an old dinosaur tycoon game when I was a kid and I build the park just to unleash dinosaurs on the guests. Its more fun that way :P
Stefani G Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis?
Stefani G Whenever I play the Sims, I basically do what Mark does: give them the bare minimum to survive and make them look like hideous creatures from the pits of hell. I used to get emotionally attached to my Sims, which is sad, but now I've realized my true purpose in life: tormenting digital people. Yay me!!
Pined probably the Zoo Tycoon Dinosaur Digs DLC
Idk
Why do I feel like, whenever Mark plays games like this, his sole purpose is to ruin everything as much as humanly possible
ihappentobeonfire because his life is already pretty successful so why not ruin something while you're at it ya' know?
As fast as possible
because thats a fact
ihappentobeonfire you, I like you, I saw ur picture and I was like *yASSS* and I completely agree with mark purposely messing things up as horribly he can
AGREED -- also, love your profile pic
Mark:”more ve-ability”
Me: *slowly dies inside*
Mark: *reacts to Owen Grady's voice*
Also Mark: *I M P O S T O R*
When he heard Owen Grady talking and after he was done and he was like "Who the f was that" I was literally dying of laughter! Great video by the way
Ok so: Mumi, Mimi, Momo, Mimu, Momu, Steve. Mimu, Momi, Mume, Mimo, Momi, Stemo. Meme, Momi, Mambo, Mucho, Stimbo. Mombo, Mime, Memo, Momay, Mumo, Mia, Mama, Mumu, Mive, Stami, Nimbus, Mumflr, Mompo.
Test me.
Ah You must have 100 speech
Please dont like this it's on 69
@@tashalott1867 too bad
Who’s a winner?
I’m a winner.
Who’s a winner??
I’m a winner!
WHOS A WINNER???
IM A WINNER!! IM A WINNER!! IM A WINNER!!!!
*some time later*
*wailing in despair of failing*
😆😆😆
D mumflr mompo
I love everything about this play through. You can almost always hear the faint screams of guests as Michael Cera and Jeremy reek havoc
It was me as a dinosaur :)
the fact that a sequel to this game came out before Mark made a part 2 of this series is actually baffling XD
Mark: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE
Me: LOOK AT THE GUEST LAWSUITS
Shoulda made them agree to a digital 50 page long terms and conditions first, with the special legal jargon disguising the possible death section, lol
Welcome to Jurassic Mark
@@willdeeny5554 I’m not gonna say this is stolen, but the Jurassic mark joke was made 2 years ago
I was extremely pleased when he named the Dracorex "Malfoy"
I JUST SAW RON MOTHERFUCKING WEASLEY I'M SCREAMING
Jazzy Black thegamingbeaver also did that XD
Yeah I LOVE Harry Potter
I WILL TELL MY FATHER DINO ABOUT THIS!!
Jazzy Black I love you now
I nearly died of laughter when he placed the fast food restaurant in the Ceratosaur enclosure.
animalman57 Same
W A R M B O D I E S
Same but i acualy died
if Mark was in charge of a park like this wouldn't go near it
Fast food for the people AND the ceratasaurus
"Intuitive learning?! That'll help it juggle!!!!" Mark says with insane glee that borders on unhinged delight...
My favorite part of this is watching a grown man laugh as he names his dinosaur POOOOOP
I like how they were able to afford everyone from the cast on the game EXCEPT for Chris Pratt
Lol
Congrats on 69 likes
Wait that was really Bryce Dallas Howard??!
ik this comment is old but the problem wasnt affording chris pratt, it was the fact that he was probably too busy.
@@Poseidon23270 Yeah, knowing Chris, he probably would've loved to be in this, but was too busy
Everyone’s reaction when they hear not Chris Pratt
You should play the lego games.
Atticus Naramore very out of left field...
Legos suck
@@scarlet_sniper7906 they better than duplo plus more painful to step on
what was everyone's reaction? you didnt exactly say it
Ceratosaurus begins to prowl the streets, looking for flesh
"Guests feel unsafe."
Me: "But is the business still profiting?"
I love Mark’s reaction to the Owen Grady voice actor, because honestly same
Please make this a series... this game can get pretty challenging but you can always, "Find a way"
*autistic screeching*
Life finds a way.
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY-dies-
iKnow de way
@@cygnus6733 Really
I love how he didn't know that if he actually worked to get the first isle to 4 stars he would've unlocked a literal sandbox island
It has been nearly 3 years dude a lot of people like this so please do a sequel mark.
Welcome...to Jurassic Park.
(Mark sings the most sexiest version of Jurassic Park theme)
Omg
Hi
What time
while dancing with Chica the bestest doggo on TH-cam
that's a nice 100
it'd be a shame if it got messed up
17:06
Mark: Jerry has been fed.
Me: And Mimu is dead.
Mumu, Momo, Momu, Mumi, Mimi and Mimu immediately began devising their plot to overthrow you.
Quiz failed; you neglected Steve.
Steve is the best one
I wish he called one meme
Let's be honest. We all love Steve, he tries his best. He really does. I just think his idea of creating a legion of angry chickens was a little bit out there.
you have to use dino logic tho and use the ancestor of the chickens then his master plan truly shines
People: (Running away screaming from Ceratosaurus)
Cabot Finch: Things are looking good around here, huh. I love what you are doing with the place.
Mark: Laughter intensifies...
I love how the dinosaurs can eat people but you cant run people over
Storme's Gameplay I love video game logic.
You can run people over just not goats. Not those precious goats. Lmfao!
Jeremy: *eats another dino*
Mark: Oh God dammit Jeremy
Missed a perfect park’s & rec reference
I’m sorry! I was hungry.
1:47:06
"I think I have a pet named steve."
"I think I swallowed a pet named Steve"
"What's it like to be a pet named steve?"
Let's see who remebers it ^^
google feud
Yes
Yesn't
I remember
Google Feud is the best
"I'VE GOT A SICK DINO! I'VE GOT--- a million? 🤔"
-Mark Fischbach
Listen if Jeff Goldblum says it's a bad idea, it's a bad idea.
Dammn straight it is
Listen to the chaos theorist. Its what's best.
Jeff goldblum is chuck norris's kryptonite
My friend let me borrow his game and he told me how to play and advised me of some things to do. We both ended up making the decision to have all the meat eating dinosaurs released out into the park while it was open.
*we are definitely sadists*
danganronpa fan helluu
Family bonding 101
To those complaining about Mark’s play style: do you even know who he is? It was literally inevitable 😂
Rhythm Angel so in other words he can sit and complain about games and other players being douchebags and they're dicking around just to screw him, but yet now it's okay when he decides to do the same and play like a douchebag
Amy Brinks I don’t know what your definition of a douchebag play style is, but I didn’t see that here. A hilarious idiot, sure, but not a douchebag. He just played around with the capabilities of the system in his first run and did what his first instincts were (and it was funny while it lasted), THEN he did his second run where he actually tried to create a functioning park without releasing dinosaurs to the guests, if you bothered to watch the whole video :)
Rhythm Angel I don't bother sticking around when I see a jackass at the computer being an idiot as you call it
Amy Brinks Then you didn’t even need to bother sticking around and making a comment against him :)
Amy Brinks then get off this channel, do something else or watch someone else to fill that quota. we don't need you complaining, spreading negativity by calling Mark a douchebag. Let Mark play how he wants, you don't like it then leave.
1:25:00 "Interesting opportunity for you to consider. it will allow us to work together to create life" The face Mark pulled while she was saying this just makes it all the funnier.
"Could I have delayed it? The only thing I know is how to accelerate the process"
Idk why that got me laughing so much
*procedes to set a t-rex loose in the park*
Alone... or In a group?
*_proceeds to let loss t-rexi into the park on it's opening day with personnel and people_*
Wheres part 2 of this
@@deleted_user6514 there isnt one
This entire video... Mark, " I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY!!"
2 Seconds later.
Mark, "I have no money now"
It's a shame Chris Pratt was too busy dying in the Avengers to do his own voice acting for this game....
Also RIP Memu
Mr. Mark, I don't feel so good...
Hey hey hey we doesn't know that, he might have just did a magic trick to run cause he knows he messed it all up....everyone else though yeah they might be dead.
Lol
I WANTED TO HEAR HIS VOICE..
Aww
This is one of my favorite Markiplier videos. I watch it whenever I’m sad and need a pick me up. I’ve probably watched it in full at least ten times at this point 😂❤️
and now its revealed that they made this game to see what stories they can come up with and make more movies.
Jurassic World 3
Markiplier takes power
Dino: I'm a Huayangosaurus!
Mark: LoOk! A hWanGyAnGaSaUrUs!
Mark 3 minutes later: I dOn'T kNoW wHaT a HwAnG iS.
I DONT WANNA TALK IVE GOT A SICK DINO-......a million
I’m just waiting for Jurassic World to be like: “Dinosaurs are boring, we fucked with human genomes now”
Oh, you're looking for that GATTACA timeline... Well our understanding of the human genome is only improving and manipulation of CRISPR and Cas9 are surely pushing us closer to designer babies.
I mean...There's a human clone in Jurassic World The Fallen Kingdom so...
@@SpectralXFiend does it really matter if they didn't do ANYTHING with that?
@@SpectralXFiend Yeah but the only reason she exists is for Hammond. She doesnt have any unnatural abilities.
About that....
"Death is inevitable."
Soft chanting in the distance:
Unus Annus Unus Annus
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
Memento mori
Their arrival was foretold in ancient times
Don't you mean annus unus
What
Who?
someone: we all die one day and that’s fine
every 13 year old in a 6000 meter radius: iS tHaT aN uNuS aNnUs ReFeReNcE
Dinosaur: *eats goat whole*
Mark: CUDDLES
Interesting fact, Struthiomimus means Ostrich mimic. Which is weird when you consider that chronologically the Struthiomimus came before the ostrich. Wouldn't that make the Ostrich the Struthiomimus mimic?
Struthiomimusmimus
Alternate Title: Mark sets Ed Edd and Eddy free into a Ceratosaurus cage
I am happily anticipating the day somebody does an animation of this... :)
You know you want it
CookieCruncha95 Jesus animating a 2 hour and 30 minutes video. That would be hell
@@justink.3745 - People animate clips of his videos not the whole damn thing.
GET ON IT, GRITTY SUGAR
🎶 I know you want it, I know you want it, this is cringey i should stop but I really can't please help me 🎶
Shoots Robert*
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Jurassic Mark! We've created a Biological Attraction so Astounding, it'll capture the imagination of This Entire Planet.
Bryce Mckenzie hahaha
Bryce Mckenzie lol
Yes are new attraction the indochica and indonaimousmark
And the innocent lives of bystanders.
Eva May bich what?
“That looks good- I guess.” A summary of this video.
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Kierio smh oh my God couldn't have said it better myself
Mark is giving people the real jurassic park experience