THROWING SHARKS TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE | Bad Guy at School

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  • Bad Guy at School is similar to Goat Simulator in that it doesn't make any sense at all. But hey! Goofy fun and broken physics are always a good time!
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  • @trevorbuchh
    @trevorbuchh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4014

    The thought of a mugger on a pogo stick hopping around saying, “Give me your money,” in such a calm tone, is hilarious to me.

    • @frogofdisgust5366
      @frogofdisgust5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Aw hell yes I'm giving him my money considering his speed rushing at me

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@frogofdisgust5366 .....bouncing on my head.

    • @therussianspudzilla5081
      @therussianspudzilla5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I tried to reanact this and I could stop laughing at the calm give me ur money

    • @MeteoricMist
      @MeteoricMist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Straight up something out of Impractical Jokers is what it is lol

    • @serotoninghost
      @serotoninghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chaotic Neutral

  • @jollycrab1897
    @jollycrab1897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4944

    Objective: Prevent student from throwing a nerd into the pool
    Mark: Throws nerd into pool
    Mission Failed
    Mark: I've done it.

    • @Yoanka
      @Yoanka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Mission failed successfully.

    • @liamconnolly3897
      @liamconnolly3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Yoanka Task failed successfully.

    • @compostedhumanwaste
      @compostedhumanwaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JollyCrab please edit this so people don’t see the replies to shield the kids eyes.

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 BOT!

    • @ashleycat4
      @ashleycat4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@catherinevo6060 Report it

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5209

    “We’ve broken the surly bonds of gravity and are ascending deep into the starless sky” is such a fuckin raw line oh my god

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Yeah bob kinda has a crazy gift for that sort of stuff. Great vocabulary and improv skills i guess lol

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@macncheesy0548 do you mean bob lmao

    • @justinpietro6293
      @justinpietro6293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's from a poem called "High Flight."

    • @thermospice6617
      @thermospice6617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What does raw line mean?

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@samfinkjensen yeah sorry lol

  • @ash-jx3zk
    @ash-jx3zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8480

    “exploiting obscure bugs” is my personal favorite markiplier game strategy

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same

    • @meatytofu45
      @meatytofu45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ye

    • @darqv9358
      @darqv9358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That has been my personal game strategy since the womb

    • @issacchannel1289
      @issacchannel1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its the Markiplier way

    • @zentasyndrome8522
      @zentasyndrome8522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I read this as "exploiting obscure drugs" and I was terribly confused

  • @johnvan962
    @johnvan962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3567

    All of Mark’s suffering, rage, blood, sweat and tears during Pogostuck has led to this single, crucial moment ...
    Pogoing on kids’ faces to take their money. Good pogoing Mark.

    • @Max-gy5rp
      @Max-gy5rp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      First he was pogoing his own head into insanity..now he's pogoing other kids' heads into Hell~

    • @JunkyardBashSteve
      @JunkyardBashSteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think you mean "Good pogoing Mark" no need to thank me

    • @johnvan962
      @johnvan962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JunkyardBash Steve
      Nice. Wish I had thought of that.

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah lol

    • @Donald_Dump420
      @Donald_Dump420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      14:40 and so on is the funniest shit

  • @JosiahIronclad
    @JosiahIronclad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5861

    Mark chasing someone as a fat chef on a pogostick, while casually saying "give me your money", is both the most intimidating and hilarious thing I've ever seen.

    • @KY-eu5mk
      @KY-eu5mk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🤣👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Egg-ld8gl
      @Egg-ld8gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It would make a great horror movie

    • @AngelicHalfblood
      @AngelicHalfblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I love how mark pogos on the "teacher"'s head when they spray paint a dick on the concertante. I could not stop laughing when that happened!
      Boing!
      Mark: stop it!

    • @SownCircle
      @SownCircle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IT WAS INTIMIDATING THOUGH!

    • @mmo_x
      @mmo_x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think Mark would like your money lmao XD

  • @brookricketts9488
    @brookricketts9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    Mark holding the shark above his head and saying “meat is back on the menu boys” will always be stuck in my head

    • @AngelicHalfblood
      @AngelicHalfblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's because he's so proud lol XD

    • @popcornpumpkinpie
      @popcornpumpkinpie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Throwback to raft lol

    • @slinkraidsagain
      @slinkraidsagain ปีที่แล้ว +7

      6:22 is the timestamp

    • @falcon_claw1
      @falcon_claw1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@popcornpumpkinpie and it's also a line from Lord of the Rings

  • @neaht6169
    @neaht6169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    Imagine seeing a grandma, chef and a student playing catch with a shark.

    • @svoidsofinfinitechaos9367
      @svoidsofinfinitechaos9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Only to then levitate into space.

    • @chelsearoses22
      @chelsearoses22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Just like Grandpa used to do.

    • @DaedSixes
      @DaedSixes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Another normal day in Florida

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DaedSixes
      As a Floridian, I can confirm this. This is a typical weekday for us.

    • @coochiecrumbs3526
      @coochiecrumbs3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Imagine seeing a chef send said Grandma and student into the shadow realm

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    _A chef, his son, and his mother Ruth play catch with a shark, 2020, colorized_
    14:57 26:37 28:02 30:03 so I can find them later

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And then acesnd to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood

    • @praneelbhagavatula7680
      @praneelbhagavatula7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What

    • @journeyflannigan8269
      @journeyflannigan8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      26:37 good choice xd

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Dante's Disco Inferno" that fuckin name though lol

    • @mcpickle8622
      @mcpickle8622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1000th like

  • @spadehenri8300
    @spadehenri8300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5315

    regular people breaking games: haha look I clipped thru the wall
    mark, bob and wade: *A S C E N D*

  • @oddpeacockovo6432
    @oddpeacockovo6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4431

    Student: “I don’t really like the food”
    Chef: “oh..is that so....
    _reaching for pogo stick_
    Chef: “So..you got any money on you?”...

    • @jonnyofalltrades6620
      @jonnyofalltrades6620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is freaking hilarious

    • @Spot_Faceless-Soldier
      @Spot_Faceless-Soldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Gimme you'r money.*

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Almost read the wrong kind of stick

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      “You’ll pay for lunch, one way or another”

    • @fiedlerheise
      @fiedlerheise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Pogo stick mugging.
      Alternatively, a pogo stick-up.

  • @spookboi
    @spookboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “Give me your money.”
    “I think Mark would like your money.”

    • @spookboi
      @spookboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      15:06

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spookboi very cool

    • @BillCipher287
      @BillCipher287 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      " HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY OF HIS MONEY. "

  • @ffsletmelive
    @ffsletmelive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    the mission: take the principal's car to the junkyard with the crane.
    mark, wade and bob: ah yes, we'll go to the *further beyond.*

    • @dinogamer3297
      @dinogamer3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And they delivered

    • @vintermyst5032
      @vintermyst5032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "Our goals are beyond your understanding"

    • @Noelleanderson
      @Noelleanderson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *to the plus ultra*

    • @Lily-np2jp
      @Lily-np2jp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Noelleanderson I immediately thought that to

    • @GrimLee423
      @GrimLee423 ปีที่แล้ว

      3 peens to the stars

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    "Are you bringing an early lunch?"
    "Yeah, actually, it's called a *knuckle sandwich!"*
    I know it's a garbage/old joke, but that set-up was perfect.

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Me and the boys me didnt even get the joke...

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Rajpal Bhatia Wait, seriously? Whether you're joking or not, I'll explain to my best ability: serving someone a knuckle sandwich is a funny way of saying you're gonna punch someone. Likely in the teeth. That's it.

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluelfsuma oh..

  • @minkeymouce
    @minkeymouce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    15:48 Just imagine: You're coming out of school after a rigorous day of "learning", and you see, off in the distance, the lunch server bouncing on a pogo stick, and shouting "give me your money." He knows you didn't finish your lunch. You both know it. And now it's time to suffer the consequences...
    *BAD END*

    • @LayVine
      @LayVine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment

    • @redwater3048
      @redwater3048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The child must pay for his sins, His head must be crushed, blood flowing from his exposed brain right after he cry's, "please... I'll try it" and the the lord, our savor, the god who mas mistaken as man, chef says this "your sin has already been done... dinner commences children" and when the head squashes the children rush to the dead child and ravenge the corps for flesh and bone to eat, they have been fed, but not enough, they scream at the chef for more food in their starving figures, Crying for more dinner, as the chef says "wait for the next day, this is when we shall feast again" and they all fleeted away, as the chef prepares tomorrows dinner, that day.

    • @AkudesuTTV
      @AkudesuTTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that spiderman

    • @historicsyrup5
      @historicsyrup5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *insert fnaf 3 bad end music*

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What would be the *GOOD END* ?

  • @stormy4453
    @stormy4453 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Never has watching a teenager, a fat chef and a grandmother writhing around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere been so beautiful

    • @HoneyM1lkart
      @HoneyM1lkart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      This implies you've seen a teenager, a fat chef, and a grandmother writhe around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere before.

  • @vincentfizz1880
    @vincentfizz1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    In the end, while Wade had reached back to earth to live the rest of his mortal life, Mark and Bob had become something superior. Something amazing. They had become perfect beings. They were just normal school workers. Then they discovered the anti cannon. They had become something greater than anything that has ever lived on this earth.
    They had become the edges of the Universe

    • @dabestboi7509
      @dabestboi7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes...They Have Reached Further Beyond

    • @stratecal796
      @stratecal796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They’re trolling god with the gravity cannon now

    • @paulrivieras9762
      @paulrivieras9762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But can they beat Goku?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But at the same time Wade found fulfillment in his limited life, having fun bouncing and continuing to break the world. Perhaps becoming perfect isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ashikjaman1940 Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

  • @savvy3451
    @savvy3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4176

    Mark: *passive aggressively pogoing towards you*
    **”Give me your money”**

    • @KayeTheDragon
      @KayeTheDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Not really “passive” aggressive, though, was it

    • @Theemeraldgamestone
      @Theemeraldgamestone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It all starts at 15:00

    • @snackeater4990
      @snackeater4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      more like aggressive aggressive

    • @ulfgard4734
      @ulfgard4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Guys, give him a break. He's just doing unto others that which Pogostuck has done unto him.

    • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
      @dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The bouncing is aggressive, his tone is just really relaxed...

  • @BlackRavenFeather565
    @BlackRavenFeather565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    It is 3 in the morning I cannot afford to awake my entire household by laughing hysterically at fucking flat chef Mark running around after getting steamrolled by Ruth Bader GinsBob 9:28

    • @chelsearoses22
      @chelsearoses22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ruth Bader GinsBob 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @alleymercuryway7777
      @alleymercuryway7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      RUTH BADER GINSBOB-

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the best thing ever. 🤣

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watching markiplier play bad guy at shool at 3am 😱😱😱😱(GONE WRONG) A creature called "MOM" came to the basement and shouted at me 😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭

  • @madilyngraace
    @madilyngraace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Markiplier: “I killed three” “I mean I beat up three”

  • @cynicalasian5187
    @cynicalasian5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2889

    Mark : "I'll be the chef"
    Me flashing back to Markiplier Makes : Nervous Sweating

    • @piyushjoshigaming2994
      @piyushjoshigaming2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hi

    • @GameplayTherapy
      @GameplayTherapy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol
      hey guys lol i does game content over on my chan ..... nun family friendly

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It reminded me of Overcooked 2 and Raft. Bob is the only responsible chef the others would burn them to Hell

    • @honeybeesyikes863
      @honeybeesyikes863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

    • @pizzachi
      @pizzachi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh okay! You can be the chef, wait we shouldnt SHI-

  • @cassiopeia36
    @cassiopeia36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7365

    "Is this a pool?"
    "No, this is a library."
    A common mistake.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Can confirm
      Libraries and pools are _very_ easy to get confused

    • @bradlawonn9042
      @bradlawonn9042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      You are swimming in knowledge.

    • @XionsEmpire
      @XionsEmpire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub

    • @limey4242
      @limey4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@anttipekkap Ahhh, I can see you are a man of culture!

    • @olenhol2przez4
      @olenhol2przez4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At my uni its literaly wrong turn in shaded part of a corridor. If you are from said building, you often end up in the other place by mistake

  • @fraidybat123
    @fraidybat123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    “I see the mountain”
    “I’m becoming one with the mountain”
    “OHH I BOUNCED”
    A story in 3 parts

  • @KY-eu5mk
    @KY-eu5mk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Bob: “So you uh- You captured Wade?”
    Mark: “Yeah, that’ll be the end of it.”
    Bob: “Wow, that will be the end of it.” *proceeds to attempt to set Wade on fire*

  • @Rogue-76
    @Rogue-76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Mission: Bring a car to the junkyard
    The Crew: Let go on a soul journey to the furthest reaches of the known universe and transcend from our mortal bodies into the astral plane until the end of time

    • @you_gullible_fucc
      @you_gullible_fucc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omg..I can't...I thought you were exaggerating them going outside the school, but no, they're literally going to heaven and the void

    • @Safetydoggo-qg7iq
      @Safetydoggo-qg7iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rogue-76 what

    • @Rogue-76
      @Rogue-76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nyan_playz_7370 did you watch the whole video

  • @scarecrowksr1906
    @scarecrowksr1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    three ascended into the heavens and two reached the plain that controls existence however one was thrusted back towards the mortal realm, cursed to never be among his comrades, This is the story of Wade

    • @taliarose8695
      @taliarose8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Beautiful

    • @MeteoricMist
      @MeteoricMist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Woe is Wade.

    • @lauramarte536
      @lauramarte536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And how he had to train and become a deity to reunite with his friends!

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      cool another wuxia webtoon that I have to read that will end eons after I die

    • @darkpit8178
      @darkpit8178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Vectorbro Lol I can tell you've read tales of demons and gods

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    30:12 I really appreciate the scream panning right as it fades. That’s top quality attention to detail.

  • @grayskyee
    @grayskyee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Bob saying
    "Oh beat his ass!"
    in his Grandma voice will never not be funny

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have you ever seen Mark's Granny Simulator video? Bob is hilarious in that. 😂

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "This is what you get for learning!"

  • @key2cold418
    @key2cold418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    therapist: "pogo mark cant hurt you..."
    pogo mark: *"give me your money"*

  • @bethanysinninghe7294
    @bethanysinninghe7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6164

    them breaking games is 100x funnier than them playing games correctly

    • @evelynnvernaz
      @evelynnvernaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      and that's the reason I watch channels like graystillplays and call me kevin 😂😂😂😂

    • @genghiskhan4883
      @genghiskhan4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @j03L JaM3s same

    • @Grubleafeater
      @Grubleafeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      666th like. Seems appropriate.

    • @travelingbard6161
      @travelingbard6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Does anybody know why the mountains had collision physics? That actually seems strange to me.

    • @vineyardvine6171
      @vineyardvine6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is DJFunnybone

  • @iamnot9541
    @iamnot9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    15:10 seeing the cook man jumping towards you this high, in this pose, repeating "give me your money" is one of the most terrifying things you can see before you die

  • @shadowalleydenizen4834
    @shadowalleydenizen4834 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I always love how he says, with such a straight face; "Well, now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head."

  • @brandonnull6795
    @brandonnull6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*
    "Give me your money." *boing*

    • @Grace-ol2id
      @Grace-ol2id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “I think Mark wants you money”

    • @DmanLucky_98
      @DmanLucky_98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Easter bunny be like...

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! I HAVE WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT MANY TIMES WITH YOU

    • @gorestfump8935
      @gorestfump8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aurasushii3676 do you have a relationship with this bot

  • @Sparks.Ignite
    @Sparks.Ignite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    "See you on the other side, I guess"
    ...*cries*

    • @samanthapretor3
      @samanthapretor3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @da_bean_boi536
      @da_bean_boi536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aww ah aww ah ah ha aww ah eh ah ah

    • @geigersnap360
      @geigersnap360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      pack it up, theatre kid /j I’m also a theatre kid

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      *sad unus annus flashbacks*

    • @lostrawberryjimin623
      @lostrawberryjimin623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      _intense sobbing_

  • @FellixNoAmatsu
    @FellixNoAmatsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    They went from beating children for money to ascending beyond the fabrics of time and space. 10/10 quality gameplay

  • @lukasverduzco864
    @lukasverduzco864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    markiplier shark sushi instructions:
    1. go the a lake
    2. dive in
    3. man handle a shark
    4. carry it back to the school

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He was too poor to afford diving lessons

    • @chalkycherries
      @chalkycherries ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@synobyte2123 how dare you insinuate that he could afford the molecular state of liquid as a child ?? smh

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chalkycherries Fair enough

  • @pankekizen
    @pankekizen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Mark: *menacingly hops with a pogostick*
    give me your money

    • @tobythompson3746
      @tobythompson3746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pogostuck has been preparing him for this day

    • @NormalEyeJoe
      @NormalEyeJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is nothing more intimidating than chef Mark bouncing on your head with a pogostick saying give me your money. And yes to pogostuck

    • @yahyah8317
      @yahyah8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NormalEyeJoe Oooook8
      Ki
      K
      M
      Moo
      O
      O
      O
      O

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yahyah8317 maybe

  • @tobiobilaja1445
    @tobiobilaja1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    *grabs shark*
    "LoOkS lIkE mEaT's BaCk On ThE mEnU bOyS"

    • @adampotato3197
      @adampotato3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tobi nice profile

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's wrong with meat

    • @katie1925
      @katie1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like this but its 420

    • @adampotato3197
      @adampotato3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katie1925 I liked the comment and now it has 421 likes. Now like it back!

    • @katie1925
      @katie1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adampotato3197 dammit...

  • @nomanssky101
    @nomanssky101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    2:30
    Wade: *repeatedly firing arrows at Bob and Mark*
    Bob: CAN'T SHOOT US BOTH!
    *Wade shoots them both*
    Bob: A H F R I C K !

  • @bluestar8700
    @bluestar8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Bob throwing the principal out of the office and hearing the scream kills me every time xD

  • @carsonhorton9827
    @carsonhorton9827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    objective : ascend to a higher plane of existence

    • @collinmclaren6608
      @collinmclaren6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They reached the final gnar

    • @fryktaf
      @fryktaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We WILL go *eVeN fUrThEr BeYoNd!!!*

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's a good objective I should follow it

    • @chaoticentityq9974
      @chaoticentityq9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dummy Dummer i thought it was a gravity gun

    • @chaoticentityq9974
      @chaoticentityq9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also i think the bow and plunger might be a reference to rayman raving rabbids but im not sure

  • @adrienmartinezcas7767
    @adrienmartinezcas7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Mark and Bob: Have become one with the universe, garnting themselves imortality.
    Wade: Returns falling face first back to the mortal plain.

    • @akaashbanerjee8384
      @akaashbanerjee8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its like the trials of apollo all over again

    • @adrienmartinezcas7767
      @adrienmartinezcas7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@akaashbanerjee8384 you've read my mind

    • @akaashbanerjee8384
      @akaashbanerjee8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adrienmartinezcas7767 Indeed

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j.p1183 Is ThAt A jO- ok i will stop...

  • @laureneighmy3306
    @laureneighmy3306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Mark: Where are you guys?
    Wade: I'm at the library - learning.
    Mark: Learning huh... **DEATH FROM ABOVE**

  • @nyx7465
    @nyx7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    26:55 I've never heard bob laugh so hard.. it was the most contagious laugh and I know this sounds silly, but I'm so grateful for it

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clearly you've never seen Mark's first Speedrunners video

    • @nyx7465
      @nyx7465 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ms.Anonymous Oh it’s just so clear

  • @payton_bagel8317
    @payton_bagel8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    The beginning: Haha punch student jet pack go brrr
    The end: We have successfully ascended to the astral plane

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At least it wasn't the Quantum Realm!!😂😂

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks, Rita, a pleasure to see as always. I hope your circuit boards are all clean.

    • @haleyhardesty9867
      @haleyhardesty9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@payton_bagel8317 your comments are golden

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haley Hardesty *gasp* They think I’m funny!

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sierra Faith Ah yes, my humor, a gold paint sword of styrofoam

  • @otiscrowder4027
    @otiscrowder4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    31:49 "What it means to go even further beyond." and "See you on the other side." Fuck I miss Unus Annus.

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too, me too
      Momento Mori

    • @haychu3396
      @haychu3396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭😭Ughhhhihhhhuuuuhhhh

    • @ethanliberty
      @ethanliberty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's that?

    • @ethanliberty
      @ethanliberty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @NCT_ LOVER_ Twas a joke my friend :)

    • @kingofsoy2413
      @kingofsoy2413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was fine at first. But after a few months I wanted to rewatch a video. And I refuse to go to the re-upload channels. It wouldn't be this bad if the content wasn't so good.

  • @etps4444
    @etps4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    9:31
    And this is where I proceeded to lose it. The visual of the flattened chef running combined with Mark's wailing is just too much for me. 🤣
    EDIT:
    34:27 NOOO NOT AGAIN- 😂

  • @EdwardWFeery
    @EdwardWFeery ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've watched this video about a dozen times, and for some reason this time round the line "Now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head" hit juuust right and I spent about a minute and a half in hysterics

  • @GjonKasapi
    @GjonKasapi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    there's a room in the school on the second floor and it contains a potion that transforms you to the hulk and he can jump and throw super far find it if you do a part 2.

    • @ayaynical4002
      @ayaynical4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Who needs super strength when you finally ascended to the astral planes that both science and fiction doesnt makes sense

    • @GjonKasapi
      @GjonKasapi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ayaynical4002 good point but hulk smash

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought you said that it contained a prison

  • @stuniccals2499
    @stuniccals2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3194

    Imagine you’re just in high school and the high school chef just comes up to you on a pogo stick, bounces on your head, and keeps “saying give me your money”

    • @KY-eu5mk
      @KY-eu5mk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I’d start laughing if we’re being honest here

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *fear*

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Is that not how lunch people collect student lunch debt?

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Noah Woodruff "Glad they nailed the driving physics in this game."

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@r.j.penfold ...I am concerned.

  • @_notquitehuman_
    @_notquitehuman_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hearing Bob say "ah frick" gives me so much joy

  • @zev_dev
    @zev_dev ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wade's mic cutting out while he screams is actually the funniest thing ever lol

  • @madiswa5029
    @madiswa5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11042

    I bet this is what school is going to be like after quarantine.

    • @thaiisfood
      @thaiisfood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Touché

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      we
      we're
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @foxgamer1808
      @foxgamer1808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I can see it

    • @randomfish9910
      @randomfish9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@greengreen110 We have been backstabbed

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@greengreen110 STOP

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Mark’s character: is an adult
    Mission: Don’t let students throw nerds in the pool
    Mark: throws a nerd into the pool himself
    Mission: failed
    Mark didn’t even realize he messed up

    • @Rawrtortle
      @Rawrtortle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happens a lot

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why though?!? He’s not a student! 😂

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair, it said for the longest time:
      "Next mission: Throw a smarter kid than you in the pool"
      So him thinking that was the mission for everyone wasn't too strange...

    • @honeybeesyikes863
      @honeybeesyikes863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RITA 25 y.o bro quit wtf is wrong with you your everywhere

    • @txrnip
      @txrnip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *_T E S S E R A C T!_* it’s a bot

  • @j.p1183
    @j.p1183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Alternate title: Thick jetpack chef, skateboard granny and gravity gun nerd ascend to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood.

  • @dangerbirb4981
    @dangerbirb4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I don't know why but Mark terrorizing Wade with the pogo stick only to have Bob shoot his ass with the plunger is bringing me to tears.

  • @Pyro_Mothman
    @Pyro_Mothman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    How to be a chef
    Step one: punch shark
    Step two: capture shark
    Step three: *CHILD*

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Step four: give me your money

    • @nikooo1794
      @nikooo1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This deserves so many more likes

    • @Slytherin5150
      @Slytherin5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Step five: *POGO*

    • @tell_me_plz1461
      @tell_me_plz1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Step six: *PROFIT*

    • @Slytherin5150
      @Slytherin5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Step seven: *FIREWORKS*

  • @ultamateary
    @ultamateary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Lol when Mark says “Looks like meat’s back on the menu boysss” he sounds like the guy from Baldi’s “SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP”

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG THATS TRUE

    • @Shadowsdeity
      @Shadowsdeity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here's the timestamp for anyone wondering: 6:22

    • @vahidmk7579
      @vahidmk7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, it's sweepin' time!

    • @rugbytimezone5480
      @rugbytimezone5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he make a lord of the rings reference?

  • @Oae119
    @Oae119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    21:43 the funniest sound I’ve ever heard in my entire life

  • @kaylaackerson6656
    @kaylaackerson6656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bob: What are you dragging around with you
    Mark: uhh this is ✨my nerd✨

  • @thebrandunsafeone7184
    @thebrandunsafeone7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Anybody: *does literally anything*
    Mark: ģīvə mē ýøūř möñęý

  • @maxmarbury4146
    @maxmarbury4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Mark: Welcome back to PogoStuck
    My Brain: *GIMME UR MONEY*

  • @doubcheeburg
    @doubcheeburg ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:22 "Oh I can take a car hell yeah" -Ruth Bader GinsBob.
    I CANT STOP LAUGHIGN DSIK WWYH

  • @beeisland
    @beeisland ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has always been one of my favorite endings to a session of theirs, because it seems like the lore to some fantasy novel. "The three gods joined hands to ascend beyond the sky, and though they broke through the boundary, one god was struck down unto the earth while the other two were trapped at the end of the horizon to watch helplessly for the rest of time."

  • @captainjotunheim1656
    @captainjotunheim1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    On the next season of Hell's Kitchen:
    • Chefs with 𝕁𝔼𝕋ℙ𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊
    • Chefs throwing 𝕊ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕂𝕊
    • Chefs playing 𝔽𝕆𝕆𝕋𝔹𝔸𝕃𝕃
    • Chefs with 𝔽𝕀ℝ𝔼𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕂𝕊
    • ℝ𝕌𝕋ℍ 𝔹𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ 𝔾𝕀ℕ𝕊𝔹𝔼ℝ𝔾
    • Rockets to 𝕊ℙ𝔸ℂ𝔼
    • Ingredients from the 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻
    • A⃦S⃦C⃦E⃦N⃦D⃦ R⃦E⃦A⃦L⃦I⃦T⃦Y⃦

    • @agirlcalledshiv309
      @agirlcalledshiv309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How did you get those fonts in here?

    • @captainjotunheim1656
      @captainjotunheim1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@agirlcalledshiv309 An app called 'fonts'. It's available for free for both iTunes and Google Play

    • @vinhaychinhay4334
      @vinhaychinhay4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Captain Jotunheim 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 ɪᴛs ᑭᖇᗴTTY𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡

    • @zachjohnson9391
      @zachjohnson9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As he throws the shark Gordon would probably scream it's RAAAAW!!!

    • @rochambeau7197
      @rochambeau7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YIᔕ

  • @tracycollins1724
    @tracycollins1724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Jack: *plays maneater*
    Mark at the shark in maneater: Ok let me take that and throw it into oblivion

  • @-Komakaze
    @-Komakaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Mark **unironically says “see you on the other side”**
    Me **cries**

  • @MonkiEatBanana
    @MonkiEatBanana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm still baffled that they managed to find 30 minutes of content in this game.
    *30 minutes.*

  • @missstrawberrypancakes6206
    @missstrawberrypancakes6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Everyone: Pogo Stick Chef’s not real, he can’t hurt you
    Pogo Stick Chef: 14:59

    • @HydronX72
      @HydronX72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Still to this day, Pogo Stick Chef still wants his money

    • @fedora_theexplorer6955
      @fedora_theexplorer6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Gimme your money, Gimme your money, gimme your money”

  • @jesucristo4168
    @jesucristo4168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    how to assert dominance in 2 simple steps:
    1) get a shark.
    2) throw the shark.

    • @rcatt625
      @rcatt625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Perfect

    • @tetherhandle
      @tetherhandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this theory is tested and accurate

    • @izzieisdizzy1376
      @izzieisdizzy1376 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for this information.

    • @braincellz2273
      @braincellz2273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm I think I might have saw this one shark in this one ocean before

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3) T-pose

  • @zombiederpster
    @zombiederpster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    28:19 step 2: cover yourself in oil

  • @foxifyy
    @foxifyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    9:52 we need Wade's perspective on this 🤣

    • @foxifyy
      @foxifyy ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Tuck Neal nope 😔

  • @RubiksGenius04
    @RubiksGenius04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Whenever a student was flattened was I the only one thinking of Mario Kart when you get run over by a big character?

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was thinking shrunken Keanu reeves

    • @ManmyDearestCreation
      @ManmyDearestCreation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JustalittleTurtle No, shrunken Vladamir Putin

    • @rajpalbhatia1715
      @rajpalbhatia1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ManmyDearestCreation lol was thinking about that only

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL BOT!

    • @kift2
      @kift2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking of Mario Kart too, but specifically a thwomp haha

  • @riversry
    @riversry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Wade: ok
    Mountain: not ok
    Wade’s spine: *destroyed*

  • @dewpebble5980
    @dewpebble5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    God I wish I could watch this for the first time again. I absolutely died laughing the first time. I genuinely couldn't breathe and passed out for like a second

  • @Qwertyderpable
    @Qwertyderpable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bob's old lady voice never fails to entertain!
    Wade's "I'm glad you enjoyed your shopping trip.." was also absolutely hilarious!

  • @Rowcan
    @Rowcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    _"Give me your money."_
    *_pogos menacingly_*

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Imagine if someone actually designed an Underworld, if you fell through the map.

  • @roborussell7195
    @roborussell7195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    mark monotonely saying give me your money and bouncing around on a pogo stick is terrifying

  • @primesstopmotions2245
    @primesstopmotions2245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1:03 Mark: Hi Wade: Oh hey are you bringing a early lunch? Mark: Yes actually it’s called a… KNUCKLE SANDWICH

  • @kedriccalibara3610
    @kedriccalibara3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "this is what you get for learning" he says as he beats someone over the head with a skateboard

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds like an American school

    • @carriefloyd933
      @carriefloyd933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of my Florida schools

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bully: (throws school at student)
      Bullied student: (reports it to the council)
      The head of the council: *Just act less gay*

  • @user-jl6mv8of4r
    @user-jl6mv8of4r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Indeed. Annus indeed found the answer to the non existent question... of Unus Annus. After death... you have no inventory. There is no restart. It's just over. As the eye stares sadly back at you. Stuck on the edge of the universe.
    Indeed... school after quarantine will be the death of us. In one year. Unus Annus.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UNUS!! ANNUS!!

    • @Facekick48
      @Facekick48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Momento Memori

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Canned corn

    • @Bluejay_rookie
      @Bluejay_rookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Memento Mori friend.

    • @ashdeem913
      @ashdeem913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We will rage, RAGE, into the dying, of the light

  • @hailey6513
    @hailey6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When the school bus was flying I almost fell out of my chair 😂😆

  • @ImagineDroplet
    @ImagineDroplet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mark would probably make a fantastic Baldi's Basics character.

  • @syfywyfy9436
    @syfywyfy9436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    First day of school: Yay everyone let's get together and be friends!
    Second day of school:

    • @Myahampsonn
      @Myahampsonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! wtf why are you on marks channel and can you plz leave =-=

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *First day of school:* everyone's too sleep-deprived to start shit
      *Second day:*

    • @Khagen43
      @Khagen43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes so true 😂 this literally happened to me when I first started Kindergarten back in the day 😂

    • @chengjiewong7214
      @chengjiewong7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Khagen43 oh my god

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeeting sharks into the void, ah yes.

  • @mutantdogcat4966
    @mutantdogcat4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    “The hole goes deeper”
    My brain: That’s what she said

  • @eNCy.
    @eNCy. ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:42
    "Long ago, two races ruled over the earth: Humans, and Monsters..."

  • @dantrinh100
    @dantrinh100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:05 "imma punch a shark"
    Thus, the SPC was born.

  • @avicennaferdian438
    @avicennaferdian438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    they started the game by beating up kids, drowning a bus, flattening each other with a roller, drowning a nerd, glitching out of reality under the world, and discovering a way to lock each other with a gravity gun and levitate themselves to the above where they slowly enter a place where time, movements, and possibilaties become impossible outside of the dome of the universe
    Edit: this comment cringe as fug stop liking it wth

    • @dyavolo8448
      @dyavolo8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What a ride

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Unus Annus?

    • @dyavolo8448
      @dyavolo8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@sunnygae3589 Anyone else remember that awesome Unus Annus episode where Mark and Ethan beat up an entire schoolyard of children? Yeah, good times. I miss that channel : (

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dya Volo IKR great memories

    • @skiddster9523
      @skiddster9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @queertherapy4919
    @queertherapy4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    “Ya have a problem with that?” “For legal reasons yes. For anecdotal reasons no.” Prompt material

  • @Chilgt
    @Chilgt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Markiplier and friends learns about skyboxes by breaking through reality 32:00

  • @PapaBoneyinVR
    @PapaBoneyinVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    32:01 In Space With Markiplier

  • @sarahmusk1073
    @sarahmusk1073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I was having a really crappy mental health day, and this made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face, when I really didn't feel it today!

    • @LemonsOnTheFloor
      @LemonsOnTheFloor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love comments like this, they're really wholesome and they make me smile

    • @alexthetiger7806
      @alexthetiger7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here. Watching him chase kids down on a pogo stick made my day

  • @UltimateWildWolf
    @UltimateWildWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    30:10 "You are going to have to let go of your stranger wade"
    Stranger: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
    I watch that part over and over like a hundred times, I laugh every time!

  • @lapislazoli
    @lapislazoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "it looks like an unholy symbol"
    no its just the star of david

  • @unixtheproto4938
    @unixtheproto4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Warning: don’t drink/eat anything while watching this, it may result in choke-laughing

    • @soap2348
      @soap2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm I fell victim

  • @Wolfman6743
    @Wolfman6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "If you look up my skirt it's an actual nightmare"

  • @DavyDave1313
    @DavyDave1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    9:52 Seeing steamrolled wade run over to mark and then mark blow himself up was absolutely hilarious

    • @pizzaqueen7665
      @pizzaqueen7665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m dying right now can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheVOID561
      @TheVOID561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wade’s scream gets me every time

    • @gusbusshmurda1731
      @gusbusshmurda1731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wade’s scream getting cut off was the best part by far😂

    • @guyverdx94
      @guyverdx94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gusbusshmurda1731 best part of that moment lol

  • @XOXO-UMBRA
    @XOXO-UMBRA ปีที่แล้ว +6

    pogo chef mark pogoing around telling wade to give him his money might actually be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Legend has it that Mark and Bob stayed forever stuck in interdimensional limbo. Wade would go on to take over their channels back on earth after surviving the fall.