THROWING SHARKS TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE | Bad Guy at School
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- Bad Guy at School is similar to Goat Simulator in that it doesn't make any sense at all. But hey! Goofy fun and broken physics are always a good time!
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Objective: Prevent student from throwing a nerd into the pool
Mark: Throws nerd into pool
Mission Failed
Mark: I've done it.
Mission failed successfully.
@@Yoanka Task failed successfully.
JollyCrab please edit this so people don’t see the replies to shield the kids eyes.
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Mark: *passive aggressively pogoing towards you*
**”Give me your money”**
Not really “passive” aggressive, though, was it
It all starts at 15:00
more like aggressive aggressive
Guys, give him a break. He's just doing unto others that which Pogostuck has done unto him.
The bouncing is aggressive, his tone is just really relaxed...
The thought of a mugger on a pogo stick hopping around saying, “Give me your money,” in such a calm tone, is hilarious to me.
Aw hell yes I'm giving him my money considering his speed rushing at me
@@frogofdisgust5366 .....bouncing on my head.
I tried to reanact this and I could stop laughing at the calm give me ur money
Straight up something out of Impractical Jokers is what it is lol
Chaotic Neutral
Mark holding the shark above his head and saying “meat is back on the menu boys” will always be stuck in my head
it's because he's so proud lol XD
Throwback to raft lol
6:22 is the timestamp
@@popcornpumpkinpie and it's also a line from Lord of the Rings
“exploiting obscure bugs” is my personal favorite markiplier game strategy
Same
Ye
That has been my personal game strategy since the womb
Its the Markiplier way
I read this as "exploiting obscure drugs" and I was terribly confused
regular people breaking games: haha look I clipped thru the wall
mark, bob and wade: *A S C E N D*
Accurate
Lol true
They are pros obviously
GrayStillPlays annyone???
@@greetedpig gray is proud
the mission: take the principal's car to the junkyard with the crane.
mark, wade and bob: ah yes, we'll go to the *further beyond.*
And they delivered
"Our goals are beyond your understanding"
*to the plus ultra*
@@NicheNobody I immediately thought that to
3 peens to the stars
Imagine seeing a grandma, chef and a student playing catch with a shark.
Only to then levitate into space.
Just like Grandpa used to do.
Another normal day in Florida
@@DaedSixes
As a Floridian, I can confirm this. This is a typical weekday for us.
Imagine seeing a chef send said Grandma and student into the shadow realm
Mark chasing someone as a fat chef on a pogostick, while casually saying "give me your money", is both the most intimidating and hilarious thing I've ever seen.
🤣👏🏻👏🏻
It would make a great horror movie
I love how mark pogos on the "teacher"'s head when they spray paint a dick on the concertante. I could not stop laughing when that happened!
Boing!
Mark: stop it!
IT WAS INTIMIDATING THOUGH!
I think Mark would like your money lmao XD
"Are you bringing an early lunch?"
"Yeah, actually, it's called a *knuckle sandwich!"*
I know it's a garbage/old joke, but that set-up was perfect.
@Me and the boys me didnt even get the joke...
@Rajpal Bhatia Wait, seriously? Whether you're joking or not, I'll explain to my best ability: serving someone a knuckle sandwich is a funny way of saying you're gonna punch someone. Likely in the teeth. That's it.
@@bluelfsuma oh..
All of Mark’s suffering, rage, blood, sweat and tears during Pogostuck has led to this single, crucial moment ...
Pogoing on kids’ faces to take their money. Good pogoing Mark.
First he was pogoing his own head into insanity..now he's pogoing other kids' heads into Hell~
I think you mean "Good pogoing Mark" no need to thank me
JunkyardBash Steve
Nice. Wish I had thought of that.
Yeah lol
14:40 and so on is the funniest shit
“We’ve broken the surly bonds of gravity and are ascending deep into the starless sky” is such a fuckin raw line oh my god
Yeah bob kinda has a crazy gift for that sort of stuff. Great vocabulary and improv skills i guess lol
@@macncheesy0548 do you mean bob lmao
It's from a poem called "High Flight."
What does raw line mean?
@@samfinkjensen yeah sorry lol
Mark : "I'll be the chef"
Me flashing back to Markiplier Makes : Nervous Sweating
hi
lol
hey guys lol i does game content over on my chan ..... nun family friendly
It reminded me of Overcooked 2 and Raft. Bob is the only responsible chef the others would burn them to Hell
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Oh okay! You can be the chef, wait we shouldnt SHI-
_A chef, his son, and his mother Ruth play catch with a shark, 2020, colorized_
14:57 26:37 28:02 30:03 so I can find them later
And then acesnd to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood
What
26:37 good choice xd
"Dante's Disco Inferno" that fuckin name though lol
1000th like
How to be a chef
Step one: punch shark
Step two: capture shark
Step three: *CHILD*
Step four: give me your money
This deserves so many more likes
Step five: *POGO*
Step six: *PROFIT*
Step seven: *FIREWORKS*
Never has watching a teenager, a fat chef and a grandmother writhing around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere been so beautiful
This implies you've seen a teenager, a fat chef, and a grandmother writhe around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere before.
"Is this a pool?"
"No, this is a library."
A common mistake.
Can confirm
Libraries and pools are _very_ easy to get confused
You are swimming in knowledge.
This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub
@@anttipekkap Ahhh, I can see you are a man of culture!
At my uni its literaly wrong turn in shaded part of a corridor. If you are from said building, you often end up in the other place by mistake
them breaking games is 100x funnier than them playing games correctly
and that's the reason I watch channels like graystillplays and call me kevin 😂😂😂😂
@j03L JaM3s same
666th like. Seems appropriate.
Does anybody know why the mountains had collision physics? That actually seems strange to me.
This is DJFunnybone
three ascended into the heavens and two reached the plain that controls existence however one was thrusted back towards the mortal realm, cursed to never be among his comrades, This is the story of Wade
Beautiful
Woe is Wade.
And how he had to train and become a deity to reunite with his friends!
cool another wuxia webtoon that I have to read that will end eons after I die
@@Vectorbro Lol I can tell you've read tales of demons and gods
Student: “I don’t really like the food”
Chef: “oh..is that so....
_reaching for pogo stick_
Chef: “So..you got any money on you?”...
This is freaking hilarious
*Gimme you'r money.*
Almost read the wrong kind of stick
“You’ll pay for lunch, one way or another”
Pogo stick mugging.
Alternatively, a pogo stick-up.
In the end, while Wade had reached back to earth to live the rest of his mortal life, Mark and Bob had become something superior. Something amazing. They had become perfect beings. They were just normal school workers. Then they discovered the anti cannon. They had become something greater than anything that has ever lived on this earth.
They had become the edges of the Universe
Yes...They Have Reached Further Beyond
They’re trolling god with the gravity cannon now
But can they beat Goku?
But at the same time Wade found fulfillment in his limited life, having fun bouncing and continuing to break the world. Perhaps becoming perfect isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be
@@ashikjaman1940 Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.
therapist: "pogo mark cant hurt you..."
pogo mark: *"give me your money"*
Pogo mark became pogo stuck.
No he stole ur money
Mission: Bring a car to the junkyard
The Crew: Let go on a soul journey to the furthest reaches of the known universe and transcend from our mortal bodies into the astral plane until the end of time
Omg..I can't...I thought you were exaggerating them going outside the school, but no, they're literally going to heaven and the void
Rogue-76 what
Nyan_playz_7370 did you watch the whole video
15:48 Just imagine: You're coming out of school after a rigorous day of "learning", and you see, off in the distance, the lunch server bouncing on a pogo stick, and shouting "give me your money." He knows you didn't finish your lunch. You both know it. And now it's time to suffer the consequences...
*BAD END*
Underrated comment
The child must pay for his sins, His head must be crushed, blood flowing from his exposed brain right after he cry's, "please... I'll try it" and the the lord, our savor, the god who mas mistaken as man, chef says this "your sin has already been done... dinner commences children" and when the head squashes the children rush to the dead child and ravenge the corps for flesh and bone to eat, they have been fed, but not enough, they scream at the chef for more food in their starving figures, Crying for more dinner, as the chef says "wait for the next day, this is when we shall feast again" and they all fleeted away, as the chef prepares tomorrows dinner, that day.
Is that spiderman
*insert fnaf 3 bad end music*
What would be the *GOOD END* ?
On the next season of Hell's Kitchen:
• Chefs with 𝕁𝔼𝕋ℙ𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊
• Chefs throwing 𝕊ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕂𝕊
• Chefs playing 𝔽𝕆𝕆𝕋𝔹𝔸𝕃𝕃
• Chefs with 𝔽𝕀ℝ𝔼𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕂𝕊
• ℝ𝕌𝕋ℍ 𝔹𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ 𝔾𝕀ℕ𝕊𝔹𝔼ℝ𝔾
• Rockets to 𝕊ℙ𝔸ℂ𝔼
• Ingredients from the 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻
• A⃦S⃦C⃦E⃦N⃦D⃦ R⃦E⃦A⃦L⃦I⃦T⃦Y⃦
How did you get those fonts in here?
@@agirlcalledshiv309 An app called 'fonts'. It's available for free for both iTunes and Google Play
Captain Jotunheim 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 ɪᴛs ᑭᖇᗴTTY𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡
As he throws the shark Gordon would probably scream it's RAAAAW!!!
YIᔕ
there's a room in the school on the second floor and it contains a potion that transforms you to the hulk and he can jump and throw super far find it if you do a part 2.
Who needs super strength when you finally ascended to the astral planes that both science and fiction doesnt makes sense
@@ayaynical4002 good point but hulk smash
I thought you said that it contained a prison
Imagine you’re just in high school and the high school chef just comes up to you on a pogo stick, bounces on your head, and keeps “saying give me your money”
I’d start laughing if we’re being honest here
*fear*
Is that not how lunch people collect student lunch debt?
@Noah Woodruff "Glad they nailed the driving physics in this game."
@@r.j.penfold ...I am concerned.
It is 3 in the morning I cannot afford to awake my entire household by laughing hysterically at fucking flat chef Mark running around after getting steamrolled by Ruth Bader GinsBob 9:28
Ruth Bader GinsBob 😂😂🤣🤣
RUTH BADER GINSBOB-
It's the best thing ever. 🤣
Watching markiplier play bad guy at shool at 3am 😱😱😱😱(GONE WRONG) A creature called "MOM" came to the basement and shouted at me 😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭
I was takin a drink
Big mistake XD
Anybody: *does literally anything*
Mark: ģīvə mē ýøūř möñęý
Was going to like but ima leave it as 666
no
"See you on the other side, I guess"
...*cries*
Same
Aww ah aww ah ah ha aww ah eh ah ah
pack it up, theatre kid /j I’m also a theatre kid
*sad unus annus flashbacks*
_intense sobbing_
“Ya have a problem with that?” “For legal reasons yes. For anecdotal reasons no.” Prompt material
on it
@@peebledeeble How's it going?
@@peebledeeble how’s it going?
@@peebledeeble How's it going?
@@peebledeeble How’s it going?
Bob: “So you uh- You captured Wade?”
Mark: “Yeah, that’ll be the end of it.”
Bob: “Wow, that will be the end of it.” *proceeds to attempt to set Wade on fire*
Wade: ok
Mountain: not ok
Wade’s spine: *destroyed*
Jack: *plays maneater*
Mark at the shark in maneater: Ok let me take that and throw it into oblivion
I was having a really crappy mental health day, and this made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face, when I really didn't feel it today!
I love comments like this, they're really wholesome and they make me smile
Same here. Watching him chase kids down on a pogo stick made my day
Markiplier: “I killed three” “I mean I beat up three”
Swag
Whenever a student was flattened was I the only one thinking of Mario Kart when you get run over by a big character?
I was thinking shrunken Keanu reeves
JustalittleTurtle No, shrunken Vladamir Putin
@@ManmyDearestCreation lol was thinking about that only
@RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL BOT!
I was thinking of Mario Kart too, but specifically a thwomp haha
they started the game by beating up kids, drowning a bus, flattening each other with a roller, drowning a nerd, glitching out of reality under the world, and discovering a way to lock each other with a gravity gun and levitate themselves to the above where they slowly enter a place where time, movements, and possibilaties become impossible outside of the dome of the universe
Edit: this comment cringe as fug stop liking it wth
What a ride
Unus Annus?
@@sunnygae3589 Anyone else remember that awesome Unus Annus episode where Mark and Ethan beat up an entire schoolyard of children? Yeah, good times. I miss that channel : (
Dya Volo IKR great memories
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Markiplier, the breaker of games, tamer of sharks, and king of squirrels, has now ascended even further beyond, passed the point of no return with Bob and Wade.
Markimoo Targaryen
How in the world did you add that thing at the end???
@@hereshire4755 they joined...
@@kingjb554 you can’t just say they joined, I haven’t the faintest clue by what you mean by they joined- did they join a membership or something??
@@hereshire4755 thats exactly what happened. Next to the subscribe button is a button to join Mark's membership. You pay to gain access to exclusive content, as well as having a batch next to your name and the ability to use custom emoji's like the one in the comment
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“Give me your money.”
“I think Mark would like your money.”
15:06
@@spookboi very cool
" HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY OF HIS MONEY. "
Mark: *menacingly hops with a pogostick*
give me your money
Pogostuck has been preparing him for this day
There is nothing more intimidating than chef Mark bouncing on your head with a pogostick saying give me your money. And yes to pogostuck
@@NormalEyeJoe Oooook8
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@@yahyah8317 maybe
*grabs shark*
"LoOkS lIkE mEaT's BaCk On ThE mEnU bOyS"
@Tobi nice profile
What's wrong with meat
I would like this but its 420
@@katie1925 I liked the comment and now it has 421 likes. Now like it back!
@@adampotato3197 dammit...
Everyone: Pogo Stick Chef’s not real, he can’t hurt you
Pogo Stick Chef: 14:59
Still to this day, Pogo Stick Chef still wants his money
“Gimme your money, Gimme your money, gimme your money”
30:12 I really appreciate the scream panning right as it fades. That’s top quality attention to detail.
Imagine if someone actually designed an Underworld, if you fell through the map.
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I bet this is what school is going to be like after quarantine.
Touché
I can see it
@@greengreen110 We have been backstabbed
@@greengreen110 STOP
That be true
Mark and Bob: Have become one with the universe, garnting themselves imortality.
Wade: Returns falling face first back to the mortal plain.
Its like the trials of apollo all over again
@@akaashbanerjee8384 you've read my mind
@@adrienmartinezcas7767 Indeed
Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.
@@j.p1183 Is ThAt A jO- ok i will stop...
Bob saying
"Oh beat his ass!"
in his Grandma voice will never not be funny
Have you ever seen Mark's Granny Simulator video? Bob is hilarious in that. 😂
"This is what you get for learning!"
9:52 Seeing steamrolled wade run over to mark and then mark blow himself up was absolutely hilarious
I’m dying right now can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Wade’s scream gets me every time
Wade’s scream getting cut off was the best part by far😂
@@gusbusshmurda best part of that moment lol
"OO-OOA--O-"@@TheVOID561
Lol when Mark says “Looks like meat’s back on the menu boysss” he sounds like the guy from Baldi’s “SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP”
OMG THATS TRUE
Here's the timestamp for anyone wondering: 6:22
Yep, it's sweepin' time!
Did he make a lord of the rings reference?
First day of school: Yay everyone let's get together and be friends!
Second day of school:
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! wtf why are you on marks channel and can you plz leave =-=
*First day of school:* everyone's too sleep-deprived to start shit
*Second day:*
Yes so true 😂 this literally happened to me when I first started Kindergarten back in the day 😂
@@Khagen43 oh my god
Yeeting sharks into the void, ah yes.
“I see the mountain”
“I’m becoming one with the mountain”
“OHH I BOUNCED”
A story in 3 parts
30:10 "You are going to have to let go of your stranger wade"
Stranger: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I watch that part over and over like a hundred times, I laugh every time!
objective : ascend to a higher plane of existence
They reached the final gnar
We WILL go *eVeN fUrThEr BeYoNd!!!*
that's a good objective I should follow it
Dummy Dummer i thought it was a gravity gun
Also i think the bow and plunger might be a reference to rayman raving rabbids but im not sure
Mark: Welcome back to PogoStuck
My Brain: *GIMME UR MONEY*
15:10 seeing the cook man jumping towards you this high, in this pose, repeating "give me your money" is one of the most terrifying things you can see before you die
This just gradually turned into that episode of Ed, Edd n' Eddy where they broke reality
and came a hair's breadth away from 4th wall awareness.
that was my showwww
Love that show
Miss that show. And the movie was pretty good too
which episode was that???
@@kipp3100 They wanted to become intelligent for different reasons and tried to learn everything about reality, only to end up breaking it repeatedly
God I want to see so much more of this. The bugs and glitchiness, alongside these three’s humor, is so freaking hilarious
Pogo chef has *A S C E N D E D*
He still never got his money
He no longer cares for the mundane posessions of this world
He laughs at your petty currency, what need has he for such mortal bonds. No. He is a God, a true eye gazing upon the unfathomable universe beyond our mortal comprehension.
And his nerd.
Taymondo this legit killed me
Maxine Amelia, Queen of the Box also epic
markiplier shark sushi instructions:
1. go the a lake
2. dive in
3. man handle a shark
4. carry it back to the school
He was too poor to afford diving lessons
@@synobyte2123 how dare you insinuate that he could afford the molecular state of liquid as a child ?? smh
@@chalkycherries Fair enough
“There’s a hole. I’m going in the hole. I must go in the hole.” -Mark 2020
I'm positive that this is a Junji Ito Story
srslyy ? OMG, THE ENIGMA OF AMIGARA FAULT
Where no mark has gone before
he reminded me of that tomska video "the hole". "where's mark?" he's in the hole
@@Kei-ok9gy "This hole was made for me!"
15:09
Wade: No please, I don’t have your money :(
Mark: *aggressive pogoing*
The beginning: Haha punch student jet pack go brrr
The end: We have successfully ascended to the astral plane
At least it wasn't the Quantum Realm!!😂😂
Thanks, Rita, a pleasure to see as always. I hope your circuit boards are all clean.
@@payton_bagel8317 your comments are golden
Haley Hardesty *gasp* They think I’m funny!
Sierra Faith Ah yes, my humor, a gold paint sword of styrofoam
I always love how he says, with such a straight face; "Well, now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head."
how to assert dominance in 2 simple steps:
1) get a shark.
2) throw the shark.
Perfect
this theory is tested and accurate
Thank you for this information.
Hmmm I think I might have saw this one shark in this one ocean before
3) T-pose
Mark’s character: is an adult
Mission: Don’t let students throw nerds in the pool
Mark: throws a nerd into the pool himself
Mission: failed
Mark didn’t even realize he messed up
Happens a lot
Why though?!? He’s not a student! 😂
To be fair, it said for the longest time:
"Next mission: Throw a smarter kid than you in the pool"
So him thinking that was the mission for everyone wasn't too strange...
RITA 25 y.o bro quit wtf is wrong with you your everywhere
*_T E S S E R A C T!_* it’s a bot
I'm somehow not suprised that they managed to break the game.
Did you watch the video
U are a time traveller
This person just watched the twitch stream guys -_- lol
love your profile picture
I watched the full video before commenting this and I didn't watch any stream.
2:30
Wade: *repeatedly firing arrows at Bob and Mark*
Bob: CAN'T SHOOT US BOTH!
*Wade shoots them both*
Bob: A H F R I C K !
Mark: "How do we win?"
Bob: "Beat his ass!"
Mark’s character’s apron strings makes it look like he’s wearing a thong over his pants
What do you mean “looks like” he definitely is both in game and irl
My god you just beamed a image into my eyes and now I can't get rid of it..
Or there’s just a zipper in his pants for convenient bathroom use
Nah. Totally a thong.
I mean you’re not wrong
this game's objectives feel like "do this" then a second later are "why would you do this"
looked more like it was broken and spitting both types of missions to everyone, assuming the do bad stuff is for the students and stopping them were for the adults.
@@BloodBrothersInc1 yeah that makes more sense
Just like a real teacher would tell you
it's telling you what the students' next objective is, then tells you your own objective
Oh Ruth..
May her memory be a blessing.
26:55 I've never heard bob laugh so hard.. it was the most contagious laugh and I know this sounds silly, but I'm so grateful for it
Clearly you've never seen Mark's first Speedrunners video
@@Ms.Anonymous Oh it’s just so clear
"If you look up my skirt it's an actual nightmare"
"Give me your money." *boing*
"Give me your money." *boing*
"Give me your money." *boing*
"Give me your money." *boing*
"Give me your money." *boing*
"Give me your money." *boing*
"Give me your money." *boing*
"Give me your money." *boing*
“I think Mark wants you money”
Easter bunny be like...
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! I HAVE WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT MANY TIMES WITH YOU
@@aurasushii3676 do you have a relationship with this bot
"This is what you get for learning"
What 90% of the students at my school made me feel like.
They went from beating children for money to ascending beyond the fabrics of time and space. 10/10 quality gameplay
Throwing sharks to assert dominance does sound like something mark would definitely do
It would help if mark was intimidating in the first place but of course he's not because he's 3ft nothing, just like tom cruise.
"this is what you get for learning" he says as he beats someone over the head with a skateboard
Sounds like an American school
Reminds me of my Florida schools
Bully: (throws school at student)
Bullied student: (reports it to the council)
The head of the council: *Just act less gay*
_"Give me your money."_
*_pogos menacingly_*
*Indeed*
*_Menacing_*
*_pizza rolls_*
Bob throwing the principal out of the office and hearing the scream kills me every time xD
9:51
*Preps Firework*
“You’re strong. Hey, but how do you mess with this, uh, Wade?”
*Blows self away with Firework*
I laughed WAY too hard at that. 😂
AND WADES MIC CLIPPING
"I think we've ascended even further beyond."
unus annus intensifies
See you on the other side...
@@liz_king sad noises
Momento Mori
“The hole goes deeper”
My brain: That’s what she said
you mean he
@@maximedemers-boucher6999 but what if she's a lesbian
@@LadyGameshine What if she refers to herself
Mark: Where are you guys?
Wade: I'm at the library - learning.
Mark: Learning huh... **DEATH FROM ABOVE**
Wade the student: Are you bringing an extra lunch?
Mark the lunch man: Yeah its called A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!! 😂
Mark, Bob and Wade: ascending to space
Me: OH THAT'S SO COO OO OO OOL
SO COO OO OO OOL
MY COMPUTER CAN'T HANDLE THE RENDERING.
No one:
The chef on a pogo stick following you: *gimme your money, do you think the bus can protect you*
I admire this version of the meme
I like this one
More this
"I'll be ruth bader ginsberg". Oof.
I don't know why but Mark terrorizing Wade with the pogo stick only to have Bob shoot his ass with the plunger is bringing me to tears.
Wade's scream at 9:55 cutting out made me laugh so much
LMAO
A-AA-A
The next Shounen Jump hit: a young first-year must uncover the secrets of Science Fight Club High School and save the students from the evil machinations of Ruth Bater Ginsberg-sensei and the school chef Boyardee-san.
I’d read that.
And stop their plot to ascend to heaven
Stand master: Markiplier
Stand name: Nerd
Stand power: infinite intelligence
Stando power: Give me your money
*Is that a JoJo reference?*
jojo funny
Stand Name: Big Brain
Jöjöke time
9:31
And this is where I proceeded to lose it. The visual of the flattened chef running combined with Mark's wailing is just too much for me. 🤣
EDIT:
34:27 NOOO NOT AGAIN- 😂
Psychologist: All dreams have a meaning.
My dreams: 19:08
XD
Accurate
Neurologist: Dreams are randomly generated in order to simulate situations we haven’t been through before in an attempt to raise our chance of survival.
Tell a psychologist to explain this dream a cat in a rocket.ship flying into a lake of fire only to realize it's marks rage.
LMAO nice joke inosuke
Ms. Frizzle's adventures are taking a turn...
*earrape magic schoolbus theme accompanied by kids screaming intensifies*
Please let this be a normal field trip...
LOLAMO😂
LOL
@Animask Cult Never normal with Mark
I like how they started the game just fucking around and the game seemed fairly simple but in the end they literally ascended beyond reality
Alternate title: Thick jetpack chef, skateboard granny and gravity gun nerd ascend to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood.
“An air cannon lying around schools.” My 6th grade history teacher had an air cannon in her classroom actually
You too?
You should've brought your own one in so that you and your teacher could aim at each other and ascend out of the universe
gave me flashbacks to jacksepticeye's collab with pewds on weird toys,, _A i r z o o k a : T h e R e t u r n_
23:45 Mark's character, when he says, "I can't seem to move," spasms in a way that made me choke on a goldfish lmfao
I forgot for a second that that's a type of cracker and thought you meant an actual fish
Titty
💀
Mark: I think we're about to know what it means to go further beyond.
Me: *Unus Annus flashbacks*
Wade's mic cutting out while he screams is actually the funniest thing ever lol