Neal Brennan - All Girls Are Paranoid

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  • @mistersydster
    @mistersydster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    That lady in blue in the front row is having the time of her life and I'm totally here for it 🤣

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I couldn’t tell though, was she using two seats or are the ones in front all that spacious?

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy crap she loves comedy! I had to rewatch. 😂

  • @benconner966
    @benconner966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "I was supposed to do elevator and I did football" got my dying

  • @anshi8791
    @anshi8791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "Oh I wasn't supposed to do football!"😂😂😂

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Breaking News:
      Football player does Football at the wrong time

  • @dirtycitypigeon1077
    @dirtycitypigeon1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    The Mark Twain event brought me here

  • @ephraimeshete8527
    @ephraimeshete8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The man called an audible! Switched his punch line to Gretzky because it was a Canadian crowd 👏🏾

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good observation there ... they weren't digging the football jokes as much. Hockey?

    • @adamnowek
      @adamnowek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's really subtle, but that's the sign of a great comedian: attention to detail.

    • @norrismckinzie4712
      @norrismckinzie4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He reads the room better than most

    • @marcus9785
      @marcus9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Error Report He had a similar joke while performing in the US, and he used Lebron James

  • @austinlynch8857
    @austinlynch8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I’m genuinely impressed with the violent football players bit that had zero mention of OJ like he just decided OJ was too easy so he left it

    • @gfarrar920
      @gfarrar920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Austin Lynch OJ was already retired. The players he mentioned were still playing at the time of their incidences.

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "football player does football at the wrong time" 😂😂😂

  • @michaelmendez3572
    @michaelmendez3572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I did football when I was supposed to do elevator!!!!!

  • @user-me8zp2gm6h
    @user-me8zp2gm6h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    i can see why he and dave had such good chemistry

    • @unclejesse4271
      @unclejesse4271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah they both have good timing.

    • @loganknox7
      @loganknox7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rapid Studios they just don’t do the show no more

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frfr most people don't know neal was the reason for alot of the funniest sketches

    • @michaelhauser6440
      @michaelhauser6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mattastic Matt attack Why didn't he ever do anything funny again?

  • @Dani_London
    @Dani_London 6 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Who's this? The pilot or a male model, my god

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, this is Patrick.

    • @ludmillagutomo
      @ludmillagutomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      say anything to stay alive & landed safely 😂😂😂

  • @cloud9lifee
    @cloud9lifee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "The great one had the guts to do it!" 😂 This guy is awesome! I love it

  • @jumpstart55million
    @jumpstart55million 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This so fucking brilliant and hilarious at the same time..lmao
    That bit about football players doing football at the wrong time is spot on.

  • @davidmichael4750
    @davidmichael4750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:20 wins again with this headline "football player does football at the wrong time" best joke ever on the subject of youll see

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    We need Neal at those athlete press conferences. Doing drugs for charity is the GOAT.

  • @chauncey6871
    @chauncey6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He's like the literal personification of sarcasm lol

  • @i.am.chris.mosley
    @i.am.chris.mosley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The football bit had me laughing so hard😂😂as a retired player it hit home

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That defeated look on his face was priceless.....
    "Awe , I wasn't supposed to do football here , I was supposed to do elevator "

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Neal Brennan is low key one of the best comedians of the past 5 or so years. He just doesn’t have a lot of material out there and doesn’t promote himself as much.

    • @robgalaxy7763
      @robgalaxy7763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kawaiiafangirl true. Real stand up takes time.

    • @wetdog5431
      @wetdog5431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      kawaiiafangirl he has all of the chapelle show and half baked and the arsenio hall show so you just dont know whats up hes been around since 1989. Dummy

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dead Disney I've known all of that you dumb fuck. Lmao. Don't act like you've been riding with the dude since 1989 either. Plus, he wrote for All That. GTFOH.

    • @vintagerealityvr
      @vintagerealityvr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is a successful comedy writer as a day job so he's not 100% dedicated to stand up. But he's one of the best for sure

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. He's a good comedy writer. He's fine at stand-up. Has no on stage charisma

  • @justind4763
    @justind4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This man is either about to blow up or will be one of the most underrated comics of all time

    • @dennygordon1969
      @dennygordon1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's pretty famous already

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah he is a great writer but I'm just talking about his standup

    • @dennygordon1969
      @dennygordon1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justind4763 He has a Netflix special called 3 mics you might want to check out

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dennygordon1969 I've seen it. Even he references this fact by mentioning his friend comparing his career to Benjamin Button

    • @randymcduffie6987
      @randymcduffie6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neal is very much .... Famous

  • @RemTheMulatto
    @RemTheMulatto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Neal Brennan's ears could put Will Smith's ears in a head lock..

    • @orangechicken5051
      @orangechicken5051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How is this not top comment???

    • @NoelBuller
      @NoelBuller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Obama's ears could break up that fight

    • @ogb4205
      @ogb4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bahahahahaha fuck

    • @reallyreally1067
      @reallyreally1067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A leg lock.

    • @michaeldority9282
      @michaeldority9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neal and will share the same lineage from dumbo

  • @genuinelyjag
    @genuinelyjag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10 That shadow across his pupils though. Perfect timing for that sequence of jokes.

  • @lbuday
    @lbuday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Lotta love for you guys"

    • @ogb4205
      @ogb4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Land the plane, land the plan, land the plan!!" Hahaha

  • @ArticruciA
    @ArticruciA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "if it hurt one child...I'd do ecstasy." too real lol

  • @BoyWonder1914
    @BoyWonder1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “👀 lets help some kids”
    😂

  • @IcyMidnight
    @IcyMidnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Researching the local culture. Do your football joke and then say a hockey player's name 😂

  • @abdullahabuwishah817
    @abdullahabuwishah817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't wait for the next special!

  • @evansonndungu6054
    @evansonndungu6054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    After Mark Twain event, I now know this guy.
    And now I have my new year resolutions on the go.

  • @shampoofully7923
    @shampoofully7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Oh whoops, I was suppose to do elevator and I did football"

  • @hangukhiphop
    @hangukhiphop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish somebody would clap for me the way that lady claps for Neal Brennan at 4:39 and 5:26

  • @poopiepantsmcgee456
    @poopiepantsmcgee456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Your not ready to be A father." She was right.

    • @reginacarbone4448
      @reginacarbone4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you still not know the difference between “your” and “you’re”??

    • @poopiepantsmcgee456
      @poopiepantsmcgee456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reginacarbone4448 Forgive me, I please. I wasn't hooked on phonics like that.

    • @poopiepantsmcgee456
      @poopiepantsmcgee456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nvm just a vocab hater

    • @vinnie7459
      @vinnie7459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reginacarbone4448 Grammar police on duty

  • @jamiestanley7494
    @jamiestanley7494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Totally in to your humor! So funny! I love it

  • @MusicfromMarrs
    @MusicfromMarrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did Neal just close with “God bless!”?

  • @mackten7220
    @mackten7220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think he did the same bit for his new netflix special. Awesome stuff, really funny 👍👍

    • @DevilChild834
      @DevilChild834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mack Ten except this was in Canada so he substituted Lebron James for Wayne Gretzky

  • @draganpetev4677
    @draganpetev4677 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was amazing !

  • @julioarcaiko
    @julioarcaiko 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “If it harms one child” brah I’m fuckin dead 😂

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got an add-on for his Ray Lewis joke, "You get to murder one, murder one. OJ got two, but he played offense, so..."

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I could've sworn I saw the title as "Real Banana" and was so confused

    • @wccrispy
      @wccrispy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real Banana and Grapefruit Simmons

  • @TrevorHarris1991
    @TrevorHarris1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s one of the best to do it

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Good 1 fellas" 😂

  • @GE0attack
    @GE0attack 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome man uno

  • @bassad6289
    @bassad6289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Football player does football at wrong time" had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bizzczar
    @Bizzczar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the Goats

  • @the_gratefulgamer
    @the_gratefulgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Damn. If only he started his set by saying
    *I write for Dave Chappelle.*
    I think the jokes would've been better recieved. This crowd was not ready for the savagery.
    Bottomline: *Great set. Shit crowd*

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Montreal seems to be consistently lame, yet they get these top flight comedians there every year.

    • @mrkenlewis
      @mrkenlewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mediocre set, imo.

    • @nasri
      @nasri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The GratefulGamer No self-respecting artist wants or needs to name drop like that. They’d want to know how their material fares on its own.

    • @seanbuchanan966
      @seanbuchanan966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nasri i totally agree. Got to be his own man.

    • @ozzydanger
      @ozzydanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He never wrote stand up for Dave. Did write Half Baked and Chappelles show with him though. And he is hilarious.

  • @Lyndsaylohan420
    @Lyndsaylohan420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most underrated comedian

  • @DougMen1
    @DougMen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Neal is one of the funniest ever!

  • @codyfarmer1
    @codyfarmer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His ray Rice joke is one of the greatest jokes of all time.

  • @alejaendocrino6326
    @alejaendocrino6326 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello from Colombia South America .. i just have seen the santa’s guilt thing with Trevor and can’t Stop searching material From Brennan. I am a fan

  • @xOneCinema
    @xOneCinema 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a good set.

  • @variscitehealing
    @variscitehealing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    wow that's the reddest shirt I have ever seen

  • @markhippyshire
    @markhippyshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a super clean 5 minute set. Damn

  • @shane-o-matic
    @shane-o-matic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Severely underrated.

  • @vincestyles1030
    @vincestyles1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I see why Dave’s material was so good great job Neil

  • @julianacraps5814
    @julianacraps5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    love him alreadyb

  • @AlJamm
    @AlJamm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Neal is the best!!

  • @adrees
    @adrees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was supposed to do elevator LMAO

  • @gravypatron
    @gravypatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " I was supposed to do Elevator, but I did Football." Sad trombone.🤷‍♀️

  • @YoumuEnjoyer
    @YoumuEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy should star in a half life movie

    • @thisisnotoleg
      @thisisnotoleg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh damn, good observation. Neal looks like Gordon a bit.

  • @syedreza8722
    @syedreza8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the name of this special?

  • @corywilson532
    @corywilson532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Neal Brennan really looks like Great Value Jeff Goldblum

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good look on keeping everyone safe, fam. 😊❤

  • @MrRogier200
    @MrRogier200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    @04:39 CLOSE YOU LEGS LADY!!!!!!!!

  • @richardmichael7523
    @richardmichael7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Football at the wrong time
    hahahahahahahahah

  • @HeatleyBros
    @HeatleyBros 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Land the plan.
    Land the plan.🤣

  • @brogsie
    @brogsie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow...that was great

  • @robertrttaylor2752
    @robertrttaylor2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark Twain got me here too, Neal is funny

  • @Myron90
    @Myron90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was supposed to be doing elevator but I did football

  • @olie3625
    @olie3625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching the Ray Rice video just before I stumbled upon this 🤣

  • @sludgehammerz
    @sludgehammerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this guy

  • @dhabinuisance3643
    @dhabinuisance3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    His ears aren’t big, his face is small.

  • @h3ck774
    @h3ck774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how he said Wayne instead of Lebron cus he was in Canada

  • @LeezPgh
    @LeezPgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's not called paranoia, it's called PTSD. Ha! Jokes on you.

  • @thecooljohn100
    @thecooljohn100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watch his 3 mics Netflix special. He used some of those jokes in this vid but the special is really good. I didn't know who he was until I watched it and now I think he's really clever and hilarious :D

    • @CrystalHoytBeauty
      @CrystalHoytBeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Nazario it’s one of the best “one man shows” I’ve ever seen!

  • @icarus8208
    @icarus8208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bill burr did a joke on arm strong kinda like that

    • @sultanaljuhani1571
      @sultanaljuhani1571 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dugout Tony velez the sociopath on a bicycle

    • @brock33ful
      @brock33ful 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it was on Conan he said something similar about Lance

  • @dontmatter1407
    @dontmatter1407 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sock on the floor joke went over they head

  • @angelcanez4426
    @angelcanez4426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He was one of the Chappelle Show head writer.

    • @54NELA
      @54NELA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Angel Canez *co creator of chappelle show

  • @johnjames9728
    @johnjames9728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius

  • @PhillipForrence
    @PhillipForrence 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    timing was off w/the crowd a couple times but got damn good stuff

  • @AEKerr
    @AEKerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do drugs for charity...."😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🙏👍🤘🤙✌👌😎😎😎

  • @nathanpetersen1392
    @nathanpetersen1392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is this guy not more famous?!! Genius!

    • @leviathon1113
      @leviathon1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is, was one of the creatives for the Dave Chappelle show

    • @georgecastro6596
      @georgecastro6596 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      kevin fart took over thats why :/

    • @totallybored5526
      @totallybored5526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you’ve seen the rick James and prince sketches he’s famous as fizuck

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is famous among comedians.

  • @XavierQuin
    @XavierQuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Neal's watch is dope

  • @keithwright2506
    @keithwright2506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the definition of a tight 5 right here. Neal Brennan is one of the most underrated comedians going.

  • @yellooh
    @yellooh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    🎩
    😁
    👕👍Great!
    👖
    👞

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is fucking hilarious

  • @acidsmokemachine5873
    @acidsmokemachine5873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ABOUT FUCKING TIME THIS GUY GOT NOTICED.

  • @MitchellBahamas
    @MitchellBahamas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PLEASE PLAY MORE OF NEAL'S SHIT!!

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He and Dave should come out with another movie or bring bank chapelle show

  • @dxkumar8
    @dxkumar8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so fucking good dude. just wow.

  • @Donovan.Creamer
    @Donovan.Creamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too funny.

  • @superjeans100
    @superjeans100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:40 😌😌

  • @chewycactus
    @chewycactus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thought this was Moshe Kasher with a haircut

  • @404Pope
    @404Pope 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fuck with Neal great set!

  • @Hoopfan83
    @Hoopfan83 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Neal is underrated

  • @meth2anie
    @meth2anie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My throat hurts. I shouldn't have watched this lol... this crowd wasn't sure if they were supposed to laugh. And that was even funnier. Its just one lady in the front having the time of her life lol

  • @nikkinicholas2688
    @nikkinicholas2688 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Neal you funny!

  • @cruisethecity
    @cruisethecity 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Came here to get away from the Kobe & GIGI tragedy but damn Neal got me thinking about them again.
    Edit :
    Finished the video laughing tho

  • @lallig8860
    @lallig8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "plane is best"

  • @sahirygnobehi6448
    @sahirygnobehi6448 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drugs for charity.. Boy he's crae crae😂😂😂

  • @JohnVC
    @JohnVC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever I think Neil Brennan I think of Dave Chappelle and his joke about "Chip", the white guy that was driving high and got pulled over by the cops. I'm pretty sure they were friends, and I'm pretty sure Neil could be the "Chip" guy.

  • @nickhaser221
    @nickhaser221 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is great. Some solid jokes, football players doing football at wrong time. Freaking brilliant

  • @gabelogan56
    @gabelogan56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Positive youtube comment with positive replies!!

    • @stevelibby6852
      @stevelibby6852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Positively.

    • @mosesubf1758
      @mosesubf1758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Laughter! Positively affirming your seemingly positive attitude from your positive comment 🤣👍🏾

    • @Mendaxxx
      @Mendaxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Martin luther Kennedy III fuck positivity guys like you are so dumb you shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

    • @bennyhath1789
      @bennyhath1789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck you gabe.

    • @guiguspi
      @guiguspi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bennyhath1789 If this was the first reply, you'd had my like