"I’m a Vegan, and I’m So Sorry” - Julio Torres - Full Special
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- Julio Torres shares the stage with a talking crystal, reads from Melania Trump’s diary and has Brooklyn brunch with an audience member.
Original airdate: October 6, 2017
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"I miss my friends, and I miss my family" is probably the greatest vegan joke of all time?!?!?! Let's be real
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I can relate to that joke lol
I feel lucky in that regard, because I've gained a lot more friends than lost since going vegan.
It really is
That was great! 😂
I have never ever seen such difference in a comedy delivery. This guy is brilliant, professional, unique, calm and the talking assistance adds spice to his joke. He will blow soon because he ain't like others. His jokes are very unique and triggers the right button for you to laugh. I wish him the best going forward.
He writes for SNL! He wrote Papyrus and Wells For Boys!
He blew up years ago. This special came out October 6, 2017 (see the video description which always has the actual dates of the original air date). He since had another special (not on Comedy Central) & wrote & starred in 2 seasons of a show called Los Es Spookies which was a lot of fun. He actually has a movie too that was released in theaters a year ago March. So you have some catching up to do lol. Enjoy!
So many unique and layered jokes. Love seeing a different comedic perspective. Very funny. The Daisy Duck joke got me lol.
Julio is BRILLIANT! So perceptive. Excellent Writer, great delivery!!
I love that he's not afraid to be as specific as possible. Yet, the jokes are so relatable! That's incredible.
Problemista is still one of my damn top five not just this year but all time this king deserves an EGOT
I remember meeting him in 2019 and saying I was so hype for MFS and he was genuinely shocked 😳give him every award
Found this because apparently he wrote one of my fav SNL skits Papyrus!
I like his style. Haters be gone.
I liked Wells for sensitive boys better😅
thank you for enriching my life.
yess! 🩷 he also wrote checks, henrietta the hen, the melania thought's series, trump's pov, barbie instagram, sarah lee, beanie babies and my fav diego calls his family
The awkward delivery kept me engaged.
This guy is so subtle and clever. Love this.
I like his dry delivery lol. Cracks me up
Julio’s Bob Newhart cadence gets me every time, love it!
That woman coughing loudly less than minute in had me in hysterics for some reason
You're easily pleased. Knobber
I think it was his crystal in the corner that coughed in an attempt to have him introduce her. I could be wrong but if you go back and watch it you'll see.
Yes. It was Crystal. 😂
This is a wonderful example of exceptionally sneaky and truly sharp humour. I found myself laughing and thinking lots of things all at once. Though I'm an omnivore, Julio is a vegan and I do not mind at all. 🌸
I loved his chill style. Often, I click away from stand-ups a bit in cause it often feels contrived - but this feels completely authentic. I think that's why it's so compelling. People also don't have to be laughing 24/7 for it to be hilarious. Often, the moments in between laughs make the laugh even more fulfilling
Original airdate: October 6, 2017, so nothing new here. Julio NEEDS a new full hour special not a 20 minute one @Comedy Central Stand-Up .
"Empty Gatorade bottle" really really really got me 😂😂😂😂😂
Yea I don't understand this joke
I gotta admit that I have given this as a Christmas gift to my brother 😅😅
@@IRONICMRJstraight guys often keep empty Gatorade bottles in their rooms for days maybe weeks 😂
"I miss being liked..." ☠☠☠
As a non drinker, I can relate
“I’m always doing exactly what a Trump supporter thinks I’m doing and let me tell you it’s a lot of fun” is one of the best lines ever. Julio slays! 😂
"I'm simply...too much.." as funny as that line is, I feel that to my core on most days. Wish there was more Julio Stand up!
Hilarious and refreshing. Keep up the good work!
My absolute new favourite. 😂
Phenomenal stand up right out of the box!! First few minutes are quite funny!! How does he write for SNL??? This was hysterical!!!
This is brilliant, the funniest application of this style of humor I've seen! Lots of out loud laughs for me 💖
I wonder if he wrote the Melania features on SNL
Netflix needs to have a special
I’m simply too much 😂
this is beyond comedy or impossible comedy
Hah... I see what you did there...
@@mason96575 i stole the joke from chappelle 😔
Yes
So good, so unique, looking forward to seeing more
I really loved it. Comedy is subjective. ❤
empty gatorade bottle *bodied* me
This one is amazing, I love it
Ngl I think his pauses and stutterings and uhh makes him funnier
I bet he's a hoot on a night of pictionary
new movie PROBLEMISTA coming out on march 22!!!!
the brunch scene had me cry😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely hysterical! Love Julio.
People commenting "not my cup of tea", "didn't find him funny" etc do know that you HAVE to vomit your opinion on everything online, right? You can't just exit the video and watch something else
Triggered much? People will 'always' voice their opinions. There's no stopping the train. Get over yourself, this guy isn't 'that' funny.
@@dailynews5683 Oh yeah SUUUUPER triggered. Like, it means so much to me *eyeroll*
@@markalexander3659 Apparently it means 'something' to you. That's why you made a comment about it. Maybe you should take your own advice about not having to 'vomit your opinion on everything.' Just a thought.
@@dailynews5683 But opinions have so many calorrrriiiessss!!!
@@markalexander3659 Ha! Turns out you are way funnier than the guy in the video. No cap.
Anyone here from the colors bit on Jimmy Fallon?
Julio is an icon! I love his style of comedy!
18:33 is why I pass on lunch with certain people 😒😅
One of my favorites!
My favorite shapes is the best. Julio is a genius
this mang gets it, his movies are incredible too!
Brilliant, loved it.
❤ Love him. Cant wait for his movie!
His long pauses really get me XD
Who the heck is this guy? I've never seen his comedy until now and I freaking love him
How does this guy know I have a collection of empty Gatorade bottles in my room
Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
He’s definitely in the top 5 comedians for me. 😊
That’s what make this country great!
Perfection.
Talented
Brilliant ✨✨✨
He's a genius.
Julio ❤
You are hilarious, and brilliant and the extra laughs before the punchline even early in the set, was masterful. 👏🏻
This is the funniest stand up I’ve seen in years! Love him!
Oh my gawd!! I was not ready! 😂😮😅
I'm Danny from San Diego, CA
Fav
This is insane
I love it
Julio is a performance artist with a comedic twist. He's great!
This is great 😂. The dead pan delivery makes it even better. Hope you come t Sydney.
Wasn't this guy in a major theatrical X-Men film?
I'm working on a cookbook that only has meat based recipes that look and taste just like vegetables and I'm NEVER going to stop telling people about it. Animal based vegetable recipes are where this is all headed. 😂
lol good one!
HOPE YOU EAT PUPUSAS CIPOTE ❤🇸🇻
It says this was the full special bit was part of it cut because there is a fade out and gade back in at around 7:36...does anyone know?
Julio Torres gives BIG Mitch Hedburg energy. He’s a masterpiece
The Melanie diary reading brought Mitch to mind. I heard his voice read the lines about the boxes
7:29 Ahh the cringy American TV voice got me
I love everything about you!
Reminded me of Nathan Fielder
Opened the video just cause I needed to know if he was a Julio Torres or a Julio Torres.
Brilliant
Jajajajaja!😂
His melania jokes!!!!!
Brilliant!
Did anyone else catch references from this stand up in Problemista 😭😭❤️
In California, we made a version of this as kids; but we used granulated sugar instead of sprinkles. It was delicious, but SOOO bad for you
“ I am almost always doing exactly what a trump supporter imagines I am doing” LOLOLOL
absolutely amazing stand up set, imo hes right up there with George Carlin and Richard Pryor
I LOVE THIS MAN HE IS ICONIC ❤
Problemista got me here. Good stuff.
This is what I imagine Aaron Carter's son will look like
Very funning
Yes.
damn the empty gator bottle joke goes backkk
Where in nola was this preformed??
Nice
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Wheres Julie Tenuta or Emo Phillips when you REALLY NEED them!?
I was the 2k like!!!! ♥♥♥
😂
Slaps of Andy Kaufman
Massively Subtle 😂
I only know him from Ziwe.
I wouldnt see you in public XD
Terry Gross! She doesn't show up for everyone nowadays so congratulations! Congrats on the Artist Visa, (no small feat) please consider becoming a citizen!!! Best! Andrew M.
Yea if this is thenfull special why are there fade ins and outs several.times..what happens during the fade outs? Anyone know?
the hottest quicksilver to date
Jajajajaja 😂
inteligent, witty comedy, but a bit slow for me..