Are we supposed to accept that the only alternative to a guy being completely intolerant of farting is for him to be like "I LOVE your farts! They smell like roses to me!!!" I am begging for fart neutrality.
“Yeah, farts smell bad, but it happens to everyone. It’s inevitable. So it’s whatever you know? Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re gross, sometimes they’re cute; let’s move on”
Imagine someone without context seeing two people say to a homeless man “we have something for you,” walking over to him, and absolutely ripping ass directly on him
When Kurtis and Cody were trying to say that line seriously i thought of that Tyler Brash kid, I just think he’d somehow manage to say the line without laughing maybe even muster up some tears lol
Y'all laughing but I dated a dude like this. At the beginning of our relationship he even said, "I don't want to know you poop or fart and we'll be good." He was not joking. I spent the entire relationship in fear of crapping in the same house or one slipping out. I used to go down to the lobby bathroom in our apartment. My bad, I guess, for sticking with him beyond that ridiculous ultimatum.
a sexist one as wel, like that 'female judge' came out of nowhere. revering to a woman as 'female' where you'd normally just say woman is a big red flag
@@sjaaksjok to me it seemed like they made it a point to say the judges gender because he was divorcing his wife for farting and had this strong offensive viewpoint that women shouldn't fart in front of men. Like for example if it was a dui and the judge had a relative get hit by a drunk driver it would have been said like; "due to the judge having a relative seriously injured in a dui accident they gave them the highest penalties". Also it's true about the female thing and in this video woman could have been used but when referring to a profession you wouldn't say man bartender or woman doctor you would use male or female, so perhaps it was an attempt to be formal.
In the 5 years they've been married she's never had a stomach flu or food poisoning? Like humans are gross, you just gotta pick your favorite gross person.
I was with my girl in my room once, I farted but was one of them silence ones, the sneaky motherfuckers that just slightly heat up your cheeks, ya know? when I tell you she turned green 😂😂😂 so fucking funny
What I find funny is the fact that she was standing right infront of the washroom 😂 She could have just told him I'm going to the washroom, I didn't understand the need for the elaborate lie until I saw the husband's ridiculous reaction 😂
okay this entire thing reminded me of the time i visited my long distance girlfriend for the first time. im planning on spending like 3 days with her. on the 3rd day me, my mom, her and her parents all go to an italian restaurant. we get back to her house to what was supposed to be a super sad moment of me having to fly back to my state. we're outside. i have to bend over, hands on the ground im SUFFERING. my girlfriend comes over to ask me whats wrong and i HAVE to tell her that im either going to throw up or shit my pants. my lovely girlfriend helps carry me to the bathroom and i let the dam break in the safety of the bathroom. everyone was basically right outside though. one of my girlfriends parents is deaf, so her mom couldnt hear me rip ass. but i know everyone else could. after i was released from the hell that was that tiny half bathroom my girlfriend she patted me on the back and asked if i was okay. true love is ripping ass in the vicinity of your beloved.
This comment is the most deserving of the top comment in all of youtube. I saw this immediately before watching any of the video because of TH-cam’s bad UI, and I love that.
He said no woman had ever farted in front of him, but she didn’t either - she literally went into another room to fart away from him and he came and walked into her fart lmao She should have got offended that he invaded her fart space 😆
@@justmeandthethree who says it's his house? Also it says that he lost half his shit, but he ended up homeless, which leads to believe the house wasn't his to begin with
Ay listen I don't care who you are, I don't want to smell crap particles. go to the bathroom people. Obviously in a long relationship it shouldn't be an issue though
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear im
my stepdad thought it was gross when women farted and even demanded our pads/tampons be put in a plastic baggie as well as the wrapper so that he "wouldn't smell anything." (there was no smell.) men ARE like this. It's given me severe cramps and an unhealthy fear of bathrooms, even in my own home. Thankfully, he died in december. I didn't go to the funeral. Not just for these reasons, of course, but toilet trauma sucks.
When I got back with a boyfriend (now husband) I farted that same day. He said I got back with him just because I could fart around him. He was kinda right. 😂
the cheese part got me because ive actually eaten a whole wheel of gouda in the car once. and it didnt make me gassy, but it did make my stomach die inside for about an hour. but the fact this concept got brought up in a video im watching is quote um... odd to me because i never thought id even hear of someone eating a wheel of cheese in a car aside from myself considering how oddly specific that is.
The line ”I’m about to bust” reminds me of the part in Dianetics (Scientology’s book one) where a pregnant woman is constipated and says out loud ”I feel so stuffy I can’t think. This is too terrible to be borne.” And this causes her child to have a persistent cold as an adult (because of hearing the words ”I feel so stuffy”) and to regret having ever been born. I’m not making this up.
My in-laws are like that too 😅 My MIL swears she doesn't fart, but my FIL has confirmed that he hears her fart plenty when she's asleep lmaoo Took me a while with their son, but after a while how can we not 🤷🏻♀️
My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I can't wait to meet her in person for the first time. Thanks to this man, I'll make sure to tell her she's allowed to fart around me as much as she wants. It fact, I'll demand she let's em rip
"I wish nothing but the best for you and your fiance. I messed up, hit rock bottom, and learned from my mistakes." *aggressively wombo combos this mans with the dual ass-blasting from hell*
Y’all. The timing of Kurtis predicting she’d crop dust the homeless guy to Kurtis and Cody thinking they weren’t when the couple walked away to them stopping and going “we have something for you…” was just art.
@@reoakiodesu storytime just for you as I don't care about my digital footprint. So I had some kind of crazy stomach bug and hadn't pooped in 4 days and couldn't hold down food and had vomitted as much as I could and it was bad. So I got into the tub to take a nap because I was too scared to leave the bathroom even for a minute with how much vomitting I was doing. He came in and sat beside me to keep me company and then... y'know... We've seen a lot of each other and don't have many judgements (I have IBS so I normalize "potty talk" early on in relationships.) but that was a lot for anyone, I'd imagine. He later told me that after that he thought to himself "I don't know if I could ever be attracted to her again." He got over it obviously lol. I think he had already proposed at that point but we've gotten married since and I can promise you that man has never once held a fart back in my presence and has never expected me to either. That's love, babey
Many women in the country have IBS with oily discharge. You should have gone to a butt doctor to get your lady parts checked out. Many people are talking about this.
It's genius actually. If they made it with an actual issue, their videos would be like dhar mann's and they'll have to compete for views against lots of big names who make the same shit. Making the plot this dumb is them creating their own market, and it's uncannyness brings in views. No such thing as bad publicity.
When she said “we have something for you” I thought she was gonna give Tim a closed jar and walk away. Cuts to a flashback of her new man helping her to trap the biggest sounding fart in the whole video, into the jar. She turns a corner and the camera blurs out as we hear Tim yelling for mercy! I’m tuned in!
Video lesson: "We shouldn't hold women to an unreasonable standard, we should respect them" Same video, 1 min earlier: "She won the divorce because the judge was a *female* "
@Angelina L 👇💋 A spambot pretending to be a woman, which was surely created by a man, replying to my comment about women's oppression. We live in a Black Mirror episode.
@@Thawah Forged in Fire is an American competition series that airs on the History channel and is produced by Outpost Entertainment, a Leftfield Entertainment company. In each episode, four bladesmiths compete in a three-round elimination contest to forge bladed weapons, with the overall winner receiving $10,000 and the show's championship title "Forged in Fire Champion". The series has a host (formerly Wil Willis for the first seven seasons, currently hosted by Grady Powell) and a three-judge panel consisting of J. Neilson (Jason Knight during portions of season 3 and 4; Ben Abbott during portions of season 4th, 5th, 6th and remaining in the 7th season), David Baker, and Doug Marcaida, experts in weapon making, history and use. The History channel ordered an initial eight episodes of the series [1] with the first program premiering on Monday, June 22, 2015, at 10pm ET.[2][3] Season two premiered on February 16, 2016 and increased to 10 episodes.[4] The third season premiered with a "Champion of Champions" match on August 23, 2016, and was announced as having 16 episodes.[5] The fourth season premiered on April 11, 2017, with a "Judges' Pick" episode in which the four judges (Neilson, Knight, Baker, Marcaida) each selected one smith from past seasons to compete again. The fifth season premiered on March 7, 2018. The sixth season premiered on February 6, 2019. The seventh season premiered on October 9, 2019, and expanded into May 6, 2020. The eighth season premiered on November 18, 2020. The set, referred to as "The Forge," is stocked with a wide range of metalworking equipment, including propane forges, coal forges, grinders, power hammers, and hydraulic presses. Medical personnel are present to treat any injuries or other health problems and may, at their discretion, disqualify smiths who are unable to continue safely. At the end of each round, the smith whose weapon is judged to be the least satisfactory must surrender it and leave the competition. In a typical episode, the four smiths are presented with a quantity of steel that they must use in the first round to forge a blade in a style of their choosing. In some episodes, they all begin with the same starting material; in others, they may choose from an assortment of metal objects or must salvage their material from a source such as a junked car or lawnmower. The host states one set of criteria concerning blade or blade/tang length, and often a second set for a feature that must be incorporated, such as serrations or a fuller groove. The smiths are given 10 minutes to sketch out their designs, followed by three hours to forge the blades; they need not adhere to their original designs. Once the time expires, the judges evaluate the blades based on the host's criteria and inspect their craft, quality, and design, then deliberate privately before announcing their decision. Any smiths who fail to meet the criteria or who fail to turn in a blade at all are subject to immediate elimination. For the second round, the three remaining smiths are given an additional two hours to turn their blades into fully operational weapons. They must attach a handle, choosing from a range of provided materials, and incorporate any additional special features stated by the host. They must also grind, sharpen, and polish the blades, and may address any flaws or issues pointed out by the judges in the first round, if they choose to do so. After the time expires, the judges put each weapon through a series of tests to gauge properties such as sharpness, durability, and ease of use. For these tests, the weapons are used to chop/slash/stab objects that include ropes, ice blocks, animal bones/carcasses, and metal plumbing pipes. If one weapon suffers a catastrophic failure, defined as damage that renders it unsafe or ineffective for further testing, its maker is immediately disqualified. In the case of catastrophic failure by multiple weapons, the worst performer is eliminated. The judges may, at their discretion, choose not to subject a weapon to a particular test if it is s
I have not laughed this hard in such a long time, I literally cried. Thank you for confirming the fact that farts will forever be funny and for making my stomach hurt for 25 minutes of glorious fart jokes.
Imagine being another person on the street of that last scene. A well off couple walks up to a homeless man and when he reaches out for some change they both fart in his face and walk away laughing
This one is but I’m not sure about the other ones. The spanking one isn’t even funny, just creepy. He should stick to the parody stuff and completely. Stop trying to be sincere.
You ever made yourself the most delicious cheesy quesadilla of all time, sat down to watch the new Cody and Kurtis video, and immediately felt attacked? I have…
The line about the female judge... As a female law student who aspires to be a judge one day, that really annoyed me. Imagine studying and practising for years and then have some creepy dude on the internet say you decided a case a certain way just cause you're female.
i know lmao i think he meant it in a good way like “the judge sided w the wife bc shes a woman and understood the struggle” but like bro…… a good judge would never allow their personal feelings change the way they decide on a case. just so stupid & annoying
@@coolcatalesha judges let their bias get in the way of the case constantly, it’s well documented through subtle things like the picking of the jury, or how well they know the attorneys. Alimony and family court tend to be crappy for men. But in all fairness, there’s plenty of female law professionals and local judges who are aware of that and don’t conform. Ironically, it’s usually “traditional” male judges (in family courts) In red states who are unreasonably biased in favor of the woman
Right? I saw a post the other day saying Cody and Noel should do a thing with Drew, Danny and Kurtis and people were saying it wouldn’t work because Kurtis and Noel have too different a sense of humour. And it’s like, but Kurtis and Cody have almost identical taste in jokes, and Cody and Noel make an amazing team.
I'm not gonna lie, this was the funniest video I've seen in a long time. Guess fart jokes are still the top in terms of making people laugh even if we don't want to admit it
My weakness is fart humor, I cant help but loose composure and I hate it so much >.< XD It's true the stupid culture around chicks shouldn't fart and I've been told off my whole life for farting by parents, brothers, friends, bfs. So I'm glad this vid brought it up, some people are really that fkn stupid lol and sadly i seem to live in one of those areas populated by them
This is actually a very serious topic. Many women in this country have IBS with oily discharge. It can make them difficult to reason with. He should have taken her to a butt doctor to get her lady parts checked out. Many people are talking about this.
Nothing beats that classic Cody-Noel energy but these videos with Kurtis and Kelsey are becoming a very close second. This is one of the best videos in a long time.
I personally don't like audibly passing gas, so I've trained myself in the art of silently farting. That being said, whenever I do lose control and release a solid toot around my significant other, he is actually super excited to have finally caught me in the act lmao
Look. Next time he's having a bad day, and there's not much you can think to say to cheer him up, all you need to do is walk up to him and say, "Hey babe...I need to tell you something." And once he looks you in the eyes with anticipation for what you are about to say, without breaking eye contact, just rip ass with absolute prejudice. It would mean the world to him. I've waited 3 years to hear my wife fart in front of me... if she did that, I would laugh until I cried and it would make my day.
Her: "hey, maybe we should go on a second date. You seem normal." Me: "yeah I so agree. By the way, you can feel comfortable farting around me." Her: "actually, never mind, I think left my oven on."
“I left my oven on” she walks away slowly before turning around saying “my Dutch oven”. He smiles and she jumps in his arms propelled by a jet pack fart
My two favourite Canadians talking about important political issues
Read this as “my two favorite caucasians” and still agreed
next they’ll collab with jagmeet singh and make tik toks and i’m excited
@@TheOtherBoobJustDropped there he is! my favourite white boy!
The political issues being farting and homelessness lol
Ryan Reynolds has entered the chat
Are we supposed to accept that the only alternative to a guy being completely intolerant of farting is for him to be like "I LOVE your farts! They smell like roses to me!!!" I am begging for fart neutrality.
Underrated comment lmao
exactly. i wish it would have been “farts are neutral and very normal” and not “they smell like roses i love farts hehe”
“Yeah, farts smell bad, but it happens to everyone. It’s inevitable. So it’s whatever you know? Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re gross, sometimes they’re cute; let’s move on”
i mean... roses do smell terrible
True. Farts are farts. Yeah, they can range from funny to gross but there’s no reason to be insane about them.
Imagine someone without context seeing two people say to a homeless man “we have something for you,” walking over to him, and absolutely ripping ass directly on him
Even with context it's so wtf 😂
@@MakaylaPaterson no Fr I still was like “wtf” WITH context 😂
Dude he was fucking homeless they didn’t gotta do him like that
I bust in front of every homeless person I see
Well, who hasn't farted on a homeless man in Los Angeles???
they really missed the opportunity to call the woman’s fiancee her “fartner”
I cannot do this today
OMG 😭😭
EPICCCCCCC COMMENT! THEY also missed the chance to make the joke she just can't ,..."let it go"
This should be pinned
I'm laughing at this in the middle of the night lol
It would’ve been hilarious if his wife ended up with Larry after the divorce
ikr? Missed opportunity right there
Larry got dat fart kink
Super dhar manny ending
Exactly where I expected this to go…disappointed it didn’t!
whos larry
“Are you the woman I married, or just some big farting machine?” is poetry
@Angelina L 👇💋 girl what😭
@@mikossworld THANK YOU now I know I’m not the only one seeing these dang bots
Brb getting that tattooed across my heart
When Kurtis and Cody were trying to say that line seriously i thought of that Tyler Brash kid, I just think he’d somehow manage to say the line without laughing maybe even muster up some tears lol
Throw in Jarvis Johnson too
I'm literally screaming. why did no one notice that his sign when he's homeless says "will code HTML for money" 💀
omg i cant breath 😭🤚
@@fingore1213 and you truly shouldn’t with all that gas around here
Nah for food
@@Alina-fo9kr LMAO
Especially since HTML isn't technically a computer programming language, and you wouldn't get hired to write it.
Y'all laughing but I dated a dude like this. At the beginning of our relationship he even said, "I don't want to know you poop or fart and we'll be good." He was not joking. I spent the entire relationship in fear of crapping in the same house or one slipping out. I used to go down to the lobby bathroom in our apartment. My bad, I guess, for sticking with him beyond that ridiculous ultimatum.
Also, regarding dying from not farting. lolololol....like it wouldn't just escape on it's own at some point whether you pinched those cheeks or not.
Glad you left that weirdo. You deserve better 🗿
Bruh and I thought my ex partners were batshit crazy lol!!
@@b.a.mcclucky you are not allowed to digest your food and shit it out like other human beings lmao
@@b.a.mcclucky It will escape but not before it causes immense pain. Learned that holding them in in elementary school.
This feels like a script written by like a three year-old. Like it's what a three year-old would imagine caused their parents' divorce.
I would totally buy a kids book called "I Married A Big Fart Machine".
It feels like a parody of darman. Not a terrible one at that.
a sexist one as wel, like that 'female judge' came out of nowhere. revering to a woman as 'female' where you'd normally just say woman is a big red flag
Ahahahahaha
@@sjaaksjok to me it seemed like they made it a point to say the judges gender because he was divorcing his wife for farting and had this strong offensive viewpoint that women shouldn't fart in front of men. Like for example if it was a dui and the judge had a relative get hit by a drunk driver it would have been said like; "due to the judge having a relative seriously injured in a dui accident they gave them the highest penalties". Also it's true about the female thing and in this video woman could have been used but when referring to a profession you wouldn't say man bartender or woman doctor you would use male or female, so perhaps it was an attempt to be formal.
The funniest part to me is that he is mad she did it “in front of him” but she tried to excuse herself and he walked in on it lol.
He forced himself on her fart, really.
Lollll, I know right. I just posted a comment touching on the same thing before I saw yours. He can't be mad that he had to be so nosy.
@Catherine bae no
@@MisfitsGuideToTheGalaxy Well I mean he wasn't being nosy he was trying to give her her phone lol
Yeah you know everything else in this video was airtight but this part made it seem a bit absurd.
In the 5 years they've been married she's never had a stomach flu or food poisoning? Like humans are gross, you just gotta pick your favorite gross person.
"you just gotta pick your favorite gross person" finally someone said it that's how I live my life
"Favourite gross person" great words
so true
awww
I was with my girl in my room once, I farted but was one of them silence ones, the sneaky motherfuckers that just slightly heat up your cheeks, ya know?
when I tell you she turned green 😂😂😂 so fucking funny
This entire video feels like Kurtises and Codys first date.. Theyre so cheeky and making nervous stupid jokes, adorable..
cheeky hehe T^T fart joke get it haha
Late but its their 2nd date:)
kurtises implies there are multiple kurtis. like cacti; kurtises.
Can you imagine seeing two people fart on a homeless person then just laugh and walk away arm in arm?
This comment made me literally laugh so hard I cried lmao thank you for this
Would have been funny if there was a double twist that someone filmed that and ruined their lives. Keep this a little less fart fetish stuff
That's exactly what I was thinking, I'm CRYINGGGGGG
I don’t have to because Cody and Kurtis posted this 😂 it will live in my head rent free now
It’s what utopia looks like
Also! She didn't even fart in front of him. She literally left the room and he followed her..
Omg that’s true
What I find funny is the fact that she was standing right infront of the washroom 😂
She could have just told him I'm going to the washroom, I didn't understand the need for the elaborate lie until I saw the husband's ridiculous reaction 😂
@@Anne-lb6os she couldn't do that because he didn't know his wife pees too
Woah you're tom cruise!
Incel behavior
I love how awkward Kurtis gets around other people, his awkward fake laugh makes me laugh every time.
real
okay this entire thing reminded me of the time i visited my long distance girlfriend for the first time. im planning on spending like 3 days with her. on the 3rd day me, my mom, her and her parents all go to an italian restaurant. we get back to her house to what was supposed to be a super sad moment of me having to fly back to my state. we're outside. i have to bend over, hands on the ground im SUFFERING. my girlfriend comes over to ask me whats wrong and i HAVE to tell her that im either going to throw up or shit my pants. my lovely girlfriend helps carry me to the bathroom and i let the dam break in the safety of the bathroom. everyone was basically right outside though. one of my girlfriends parents is deaf, so her mom couldnt hear me rip ass. but i know everyone else could. after i was released from the hell that was that tiny half bathroom my girlfriend she patted me on the back and asked if i was okay. true love is ripping ass in the vicinity of your beloved.
Please consider a career as an author because this was the greatest tale I ever read. There are literal tears in my eyes
Goals
@@THEmermaidghost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This was an oddly wholesome story lol
@@THEmermaidghost "True love is ripping ass in the vicinity of your beloved" is the most eloquent way you could portray that message.
I really like how they forgave each other and she immediately turned around and farted in his face.
that was the moment that made me sure this was fetish subliminal message video lmao
@@333dae all his vids are that
This comment is the most deserving of the top comment in all of youtube. I saw this immediately before watching any of the video because of TH-cam’s bad UI, and I love that.
kurtis gets so giggly and awkward when he does a collab and it kinda just gives the vibe that he is being held hostage but like in a fun way
being held hostage in a FUN way 🥰
I love being held hostage...as long as it's in a fun way!
He looks so proud when Cody laughs at his jokes
he’s kinda like that in his own videos but he uses a lot of editing with his humor so I feel like the lack of editing is so awkward it’s so funny
Can relate being held hostage isn’t cool unless it’s fun
I absolutely lost it at “he abandoned her that evening”, I refuse to believe this isn’t a parody or skit
"I need some time to think about this" he says before immediately filing for divorce
It's definitely meant to be a parody.
He said no woman had ever farted in front of him, but she didn’t either - she literally went into another room to fart away from him and he came and walked into her fart lmao
She should have got offended that he invaded her fart space 😆
That's a redditor
@@broadex9080 huh?
@@broadex9080 amogus?
BUT, she was farting in HIS house. The owner calls the shots and designates where the farts will ventilated.
@@justmeandthethree who says it's his house? Also it says that he lost half his shit, but he ended up homeless, which leads to believe the house wasn't his to begin with
On behalf of women everywhere, thank you to this man for addressing feminism’s most pressing issue
The pressing issue of gas passing.
we stan
Lift my leg up and yell ITS RIPPING TIME! in front of my fiance 😖🍑💨 🤣
Ay listen I don't care who you are, I don't want to smell crap particles. go to the bathroom people. Obviously in a long relationship it shouldn't be an issue though
@@OArchivesX cause someone farts doesnt mean they dont go to the bathroom?? lmao
I love how giggly Kurtis gets whenever he does a collab
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear im
@@AxxLAfriku ummmmm
Honestly Curtis is reading pretty alpha in this video! Usually he comes off as an NPC with Drew and Danny NPC: *N* ever *P* hilmed w/ *C* ody
thought this was gonna say "whenever he talks about farts" at first but then I actually read the whole thing hah...
@@Mitzyfitz idk man hes giving sigma tbh 🤔
my stepdad thought it was gross when women farted and even demanded our pads/tampons be put in a plastic baggie as well as the wrapper so that he "wouldn't smell anything." (there was no smell.) men ARE like this. It's given me severe cramps and an unhealthy fear of bathrooms, even in my own home. Thankfully, he died in december. I didn't go to the funeral. Not just for these reasons, of course, but toilet trauma sucks.
“thankfully he died” OMFG DJJSHSHSJAJAK💀😭😂😂
@@zoestertoester I'm fucking wheezing right now 💀
MEN sigh
The whiplash I felt reading this XD “thankfully, he *died*” wow I mean good for you tho!
@@fartbiscuit2466I love your Joy MisterMainer pfp
“No woman has ever farted in front of me”
“Duh, that’s why I ran out of the room… this is actually your fault…”
I feel like Kurtis is more comfortable in this 2nd Collab he's so funny when he's comfortable
^Why are these things in every reply? So annoying.
@@randohuman5084 bots and fr
They are trying so hard to not to be awkward:')
@@fluffx. they’re not that awkward
@@fluffx. lmao no that's just their sense of humor. If you see that as awkwardness and not some stoner ass bro chemistry then damn go socialize a bit
there's literally no way this wasn't a thinly veiled fetish video
Thank you for that visual, I'm going to go throw up now
@@malloryg4251 You're welcome, just doing my job
@@daisy-td9qs which video, cody’s or the original?
@@jackn5 original
this is 100% a fetish video
“Due to the judge having a total woman moment” was one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard
Please do a project together. It's what the people want. Cody Ko and Kurt Co, the Canadian bros!!
* Canadian Kos
Me cursed with IBS and lactose intolerance: I am this man’s worst nightmare.
dang ur account is old
For real my poor boyfriend is in constant fart town living with me
When I got back with a boyfriend (now husband) I farted that same day. He said I got back with him just because I could fart around him. He was kinda right. 😂
@@jerms6642 14 years in this place, aging like a jar of mayonnaise rather than a fine wine.
@@jerms6642 just saw another profile on here that’s been around for 15 years!
I can just imagine him writing “ she busted “ in their divorce papers
Your profile picture fits the theme of the video lol
« she busted, your honour. »
“And she said , AND I QUOTE …”I’m about to busss “
I hate when people portray that they "lost everything" in the divorce when they lose half their shit. That's the law in every jurisdiction. Literally.
the cheese part got me because ive actually eaten a whole wheel of gouda in the car once. and it didnt make me gassy, but it did make my stomach die inside for about an hour. but the fact this concept got brought up in a video im watching is quote um... odd to me because i never thought id even hear of someone eating a wheel of cheese in a car aside from myself considering how oddly specific that is.
Did you learn some important life lessons from the video?
shade that demon cat i’ve
@@lexihunnel4024 I've
Kurtis’s ability as the best fart joke comedian in the biz made this the perfect video for him Cody, good choice.
cody is so close to having a full collab with kurtis, noel, drew and danny. he needs to collect all the infinity stones
he's had a podcast episode with drew and danny, does that count 👀
Ye
Add noel to that ultimate team
& Noel!
Noel snubbed smh
The line ”I’m about to bust” reminds me of the part in Dianetics (Scientology’s book one) where a pregnant woman is constipated and says out loud ”I feel so stuffy I can’t think. This is too terrible to be borne.” And this causes her child to have a persistent cold as an adult (because of hearing the words ”I feel so stuffy”) and to regret having ever been born. I’m not making this up.
I just. What
My exes mom never once farted in front of her husband. And they’d been married for like 18 years. So that’s actually a real thing
Same with my exes mom… who’s your ex
@@Nathanielwhite04 Your mom
Yeah validation seekers do that
My in-laws are like that too 😅
My MIL swears she doesn't fart, but my FIL has confirmed that he hears her fart plenty when she's asleep lmaoo
Took me a while with their son, but after a while how can we not 🤷🏻♀️
How does this info come up in conversation 💀
Cody’s Canadian accent is way more noticeable when he’s doing collab’s with the only other Canadian in the world, kurtis conadian
Konadians
connerdian
@@disgruntledtoad2585 lmao i love this
Cody’s last name is actually Konadian
@@sanaarrr it all makes sense now
This video is just Kurtis and Cody giggling at each other for 25 minutes straight and I’m honestly here for it
It’s actually so adorable oh my god
straight? i dont think so 💅🏼
@@schonoso so that's why he hasn't proposed yet
My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I can't wait to meet her in person for the first time. Thanks to this man, I'll make sure to tell her she's allowed to fart around me as much as she wants. It fact, I'll demand she let's em rip
"I wish nothing but the best for you and your fiance. I messed up, hit rock bottom, and learned from my mistakes."
*aggressively wombo combos this mans with the dual ass-blasting from hell*
Y’all. The timing of Kurtis predicting she’d crop dust the homeless guy to Kurtis and Cody thinking they weren’t when the couple walked away to them stopping and going “we have something for you…” was just art.
more like fART hehehhehehehe
i’m like 3 mins into the video finding this comment made me stay for the whole thing
There's no way the line "there's more?" was meant to be taken seriously .... this whole thing feels like a comedy sketch
it's got to be. cannot be real
RIGHT?? I COULDN'T KEEP MY WHEEZ IN BRO
The only two things that make any sense are either it's a comedy thing or it's a fetish thing.
Kurtis's happy giggles are just so cute
My boyfriend straight up watched me shit myself in a bathtub and he still proposed. That man is my husband now.
AYO I NEED THE FULL STORY???!?!?!!
@@reoakiodesu storytime just for you as I don't care about my digital footprint. So I had some kind of crazy stomach bug and hadn't pooped in 4 days and couldn't hold down food and had vomitted as much as I could and it was bad. So I got into the tub to take a nap because I was too scared to leave the bathroom even for a minute with how much vomitting I was doing. He came in and sat beside me to keep me company and then... y'know...
We've seen a lot of each other and don't have many judgements (I have IBS so I normalize "potty talk" early on in relationships.) but that was a lot for anyone, I'd imagine. He later told me that after that he thought to himself "I don't know if I could ever be attracted to her again." He got over it obviously lol. I think he had already proposed at that point but we've gotten married since and I can promise you that man has never once held a fart back in my presence and has never expected me to either. That's love, babey
@@Sparkoverify THIS IS TRUE LOVE BOTH OF YOU SLAYING FR
Many women in the country have IBS with oily discharge. You should have gone to a butt doctor to get your lady parts checked out. Many people are talking about this.
@@justmeandthethree you paying for the medical bills?
We're getting ever so close to a super collab with Cody, Kurtis, Drew, Danny, and Noel
That'll be the day 🥰
jarvis 🙏
It will inevitably happen that they will all meet in a coffee shop or a wedding or surfing or something.
Scott Cramer
Oh wow👀
it’s weird seeing people I watch actually making a video together but in a good way
yes this is a collab ive actually been wanting!!
yea i was like oh- OH!
What videos of people you watch in a bad way?
@@BobbySacamano they're saying it's weird in a good way, i think
The fact that neither of them realized it’s a parody just makes it funnier
what is it a parody on?
@@potmki6601 dhar mann
I think it say more about Dhar man's video quality, that the parody look like sincere copycat
There's no proof whatsoever that it's a parody ! ... He's just a Dhar Mann copycat !
@@angrybidoof847 dhar
Kurtis and Cody hanging comes off as two bros who are huge fans of each other, but are also bros. Fuckin sick bro shit.
we need a vid on kurtis’s channel so we can see you with kurtis’s batshit insane editing style
dude yes
TRUE
Yessss
YES LMAOO
This has to be a satire. It feels like a fever dream.
It is!
I'm pretty sure he's doing it to appeal to fetishes
@@cocolime6496 Completely.
It's genius actually. If they made it with an actual issue, their videos would be like dhar mann's and they'll have to compete for views against lots of big names who make the same shit. Making the plot this dumb is them creating their own market, and it's uncannyness brings in views. No such thing as bad publicity.
When she said “we have something for you” I thought she was gonna give Tim a closed jar and walk away. Cuts to a flashback of her new man helping her to trap the biggest sounding fart in the whole video, into the jar. She turns a corner and the camera blurs out as we hear Tim yelling for mercy! I’m tuned in!
Thank you TH-cam captions for thinking Kurtis saying I’m about to bust is music 9:35
their faces when he said that woman deserved to die, were so perfectly synced
Video lesson: "We shouldn't hold women to an unreasonable standard, we should respect them"
Same video, 1 min earlier: "She won the divorce because the judge was a *female* "
@Angelina L 👇💋 A spambot pretending to be a woman, which was surely created by a man, replying to my comment about women's oppression. We live in a Black Mirror episode.
@@Thawah your original comment isn't really on oppression
did this come across wrong
@@TT-qx3mq Good to know, Thomas!
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I have not laughed this hard in such a long time, I literally cried. Thank you for confirming the fact that farts will forever be funny and for making my stomach hurt for 25 minutes of glorious fart jokes.
13:28 when they moved in sync for a solid bit down to the uncomfortable eye movements XD
Cody’s son is so rebellious with his nose piercing
you mean Cody's grandson
Cody always seems delightfully surprised at every funny thing Kurtis says
Imagine being another person on the street of that last scene. A well off couple walks up to a homeless man and when he reaches out for some change they both fart in his face and walk away laughing
i love the level of humor in both of your videos. like the time on the phone in the beginning being 4:21am and the battery 48%. genius. peak comedy.
I love how they managed to pull off every single possible fart joke there is over a span of 24 minutes
@emelia bruh
Okay, this dude is hilarious. He nails Dhar Mann’s speech cadence in the closing statement. This is absolutely a parody.
Yes! Also funny that Cody seems to think it isn't satire and takes it so seriously hahah
This one is but I’m not sure about the other ones. The spanking one isn’t even funny, just creepy. He should stick to the parody stuff and completely. Stop trying to be sincere.
With all the videos he makes I really don't think it's a parody
@@Mrs.Self.Distruct a decent amount of the things these guys react to are satire I’ve noticed.
his speech is absolutely o point ahah
This is the most I’ve laughed in I can’t remember how long 😭 PLEASE keep making videos with Kurtis, y’all are my two favorite youtubers
This feels like a high budget Drew Gooden parody skit of a Dhar Mann video
18:32 “he’s trying to corner the market on like weird fetish inspirational videos I guess” is the best sameer description I’ve come across
Whoa I read this comment exactly as they said it!
You ever made yourself the most delicious cheesy quesadilla of all time, sat down to watch the new Cody and Kurtis video, and immediately felt attacked? I have…
damn i just had quesadilla too 😔
Feel free to bust if you need to
7:00 can't believe both of you missed the opportunity to correct this to "that's the true or-GAS-m"
22:28 "It's actually encouraged..😏" Lmao!🤣 Kurtis and Cody have a similar sense of humor imo.🔥👍
this video cured my severe clinical depression calling my therapist rn
The line about the female judge... As a female law student who aspires to be a judge one day, that really annoyed me. Imagine studying and practising for years and then have some creepy dude on the internet say you decided a case a certain way just cause you're female.
Right? *Obviously* the judge was harsh on him because she's a woman, and not because he's a clown who divorced over a fart
i know lmao i think he meant it in a good way like “the judge sided w the wife bc shes a woman and understood the struggle” but like bro…… a good judge would never allow their personal feelings change the way they decide on a case. just so stupid & annoying
Tbh I'm pretty sure that's an inevitability, the casual sexism is probably the most realistic thing about this
@@coolcatalesha judges let their bias get in the way of the case constantly, it’s well documented through subtle things like the picking of the jury, or how well they know the attorneys. Alimony and family court tend to be crappy for men. But in all fairness, there’s plenty of female law professionals and local judges who are aware of that and don’t conform. Ironically, it’s usually “traditional” male judges (in family courts) In red states who are unreasonably biased in favor of the woman
That sometimes happen. Courts favour women
I love how they couldn’t be bothered to act out the conclusion of the story, so they just had a voiceover over their crying faces 😭
The fact that this the funniest TH-cam video I've seen in years speaks volumes about how far my humor has degraded
I’ve never noticed how similar Cody and kurtis’s humor is lol im living for it
Maggie Baker I’m
Right? I saw a post the other day saying Cody and Noel should do a thing with Drew, Danny and Kurtis and people were saying it wouldn’t work because Kurtis and Noel have too different a sense of humour. And it’s like, but Kurtis and Cody have almost identical taste in jokes, and Cody and Noel make an amazing team.
@@trala8911 YES EXACTLY
I'm not gonna lie, this was the funniest video I've seen in a long time. Guess fart jokes are still the top in terms of making people laugh even if we don't want to admit it
We've just been holding it in.
@@kyransawhill6650 BAHAHHAHAA
My weakness is fart humor, I cant help but loose composure and I hate it so much >.< XD
It's true the stupid culture around chicks shouldn't fart and I've been told off my whole life for farting by parents, brothers, friends, bfs. So I'm glad this vid brought it up, some people are really that fkn stupid lol and sadly i seem to live in one of those areas populated by them
This is actually a very serious topic. Many women in this country have IBS with oily discharge. It can make them difficult to reason with. He should have taken her to a butt doctor to get her lady parts checked out. Many people are talking about this.
@@justmeandthethree I think it might be just you. lol
Nothing beats that classic Cody-Noel energy but these videos with Kurtis and Kelsey are becoming a very close second. This is one of the best videos in a long time.
6:33 I can't with Cody's yodel here 😂
Sameer Bhavnani basically just makes "family friendly" fetish content
i need cody, noel, kurtis, drew, and danny to do a that’s cringe STAT
Add Jarvis to the mix
@@kobeangelesdand Nick is not green
plus jacob sharpe
@@Blackcat-kh5cc oh my god that would be the greatest collab of all time
No dude
Dude is this the first CK/KC collab?! I feel like i've never seen these two Canucks make a video before
I just wanna say thank you, I’ve been having a kinda crappy week and I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. :)
Pun intended?
kurtis brings out such an interesting dynamic side of cody’s comedy and i love it
It's the Canadian side
So true
*fart jokes*
“I shouldn’t of had that hot fucking blue cheese that was sitting in the glove DEPARTMENT for two weeks”
Honestly thought it was department until last year. Just learned it’s compartment. I’m 31
"shouldn't of"
@@LexiLou_W - Hi, 31. I'm Kyran.
I love how they’re both like “oh I guess they’re not farti- oh nooo, ohhh noooooo” as they stop walking and smirk at eacother to get to ready to fart💀
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW FUNNY THE “there’s more?!” AT 12:19 IS LMFAOO
I personally don't like audibly passing gas, so I've trained myself in the art of silently farting. That being said, whenever I do lose control and release a solid toot around my significant other, he is actually super excited to have finally caught me in the act lmao
Look. Next time he's having a bad day, and there's not much you can think to say to cheer him up, all you need to do is walk up to him and say, "Hey babe...I need to tell you something." And once he looks you in the eyes with anticipation for what you are about to say, without breaking eye contact, just rip ass with absolute prejudice. It would mean the world to him. I've waited 3 years to hear my wife fart in front of me... if she did that, I would laugh until I cried and it would make my day.
This sounds like some lactose intolerant shit
@@aalllllllexx more like beans lmao
@@maxiom7476 if i could fart on command- I would totally commit to that
@@alb.135 What do you mean? You can't just fart? Is it not normal to be able to do that?
"Are you the woman I married or just some big farting machine??"
Jesus lol.
Jesus loves and died for all big farting machines, not just the non-farting women, He's such a good God:)
The answer is both
This was the most I’ve laughed in a while thanks cody and kurtis
0:03 omg thanks Cody happy holidays to you too!
the fucking thing feels like a sketch honestly. either they are super serious about it or they are comedy genius.
They are parodying Dhar Mann’s videos, although his already look like a parody but this, this shit is hilarious omgg
It seems like a mix of parody and weird fetish stuff
omg their collabs need to become a tradition
i love how they both giggle at each others jokes🥺 just dudes being pals.
This is a banger vid pls do more with kurtis
"I think that's a safe bet."
"I think that's a safe butt."
"alright uh, very good, th-that too"
@@user-zz5tc8wo2b you're the reason dogs don't live as long as humans. Your spamming has caused God to punish humanity by making us bury our pets.
Her: "hey, maybe we should go on a second date. You seem normal."
Me: "yeah I so agree. By the way, you can feel comfortable farting around me."
Her: "actually, never mind, I think left my oven on."
"I think I left my fart on...it's about to bust"
“I left my oven on” she walks away slowly before turning around saying “my Dutch oven”. He smiles and she jumps in his arms propelled by a jet pack fart
@@tdubmusketeer i
@@tdubmusketeer LOL
I would like it if a dude told me that but I'd be a little suspicious he had a sort of odd fetish. Nothing I couldn't look past though.
Watching y’all feels I’m sitting at my lunch table in middle school joking around with my buddies.
@20:48
Then Tim got Pink Eye 🤣🤣
Kurtis is a great guy! I think he'll kill it if he starts a youtube channel!
he uh, he did
He has one :)
@@qwertyboi7695 r/wooooshh
@@aubreyclifton3238 r/wooosshh
He has a channel !
It’s funny because the “Will Code HTML For Food” sign is there for every homeless scene lol
Husbo is the type of guy who got told by his parents that he was carried by storks when he was born and went along with that narrative.
I need a that's cringe with Kurtis and Noel
I feel that would be the cure for all the world’s problems
omg yes
yes yes
And Spock and Jacob.
It would be cool seeing that dynamic as I feel Noel and Kurtis are extremely different.